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Acting Ukrainian President: We Won’t Stop Crimean Secession
The Acting President of the Ukraine, Oleksandr Turchynov, has stated that the Ukraine would not use military force to try and block Crimean secession. The ostensible reason? Doing so “would expose the eastern border and Ukraine would not be protected.” Well, duh. Ya think? As one might expect, Turchynov also cast aspersions on the upcoming […]
A quick love note from the Legal Team
Sometimes good things happen to bad people. Sometimes bad things happen to good people. And sometimes our Legal Team has to talk TSO out of responding to cease and desist letters with an invitation for the nascent litigant to engage in sodomy with a rabid porcupine. But today is a new day. And Monday is […]
Dumbest Marine ever
This guy is a school security officer and he claims to have been a Marine – you can tell by all of the Marine slag on his desk there. But he was in a panic the other day when a student brought this into school and he called the bomb squad out to disarm something […]
Andrew Finn; lyin’ lawyer phony Ranger
Scotty sends us his work on Andrew Finn, a lawyer with the firm of Jackson Finn Legal Services, LLC in Colorado Springs. He claims that he was a Warrant Officer 2 with the 2d Battalion 75th Rangers. Oh, yeah, and his MOS was 11B; Yes, it makes no sense. There are no infantry warrant officers, […]
Wednesday morning feel good story
Chief Tango sends you his feel good story this morning, this time it happened in Tennessee where a good son saved his mother’s life; Kenny Guffey said he was driving home from work around 6:30 p.m. on Wednesday when he called is 83-year-old mother, Christine Guffey. “We were talking probably ten minutes and then all […]
James D. “Sonny” Baker; 2/9th Marines phony
Scotty sends his work on James D. “Sonny” Baker who is a boxer with a record of 1-4-0, all by knock outs, so you know when he talks to the media he’d rather talk about his military career in the Marine Corps, but he fails at that, too. Here’s the way he told a reporter […]
Who is on TSO’s Kindle: Fantasy Edition
This may or may not interest anyone at all, but I’ve been thinking about it a while, and wanted to see if perhaps someone could point me in good directions on Fantasy books. I don’t need it right now, because I just got Words of Radiance, which will take me a week or so. As […]
Obama’s Surgeon Corporal
You’d think that the Obama administration would, in a crucial election year, be a smidgen less confrontational when it comes to appointees requiring congressional approval. Immediately on the heels of a failed Justice Department nomination of another liberal radical minority candidate, the tone-deaf but determined apparatchiks surrounding our part-time president have forwarded another dubious appointee, […]
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