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Marine writes his own obit, leaves ‘em laughin’
The Washington Times reports that Korean War Marine veteran, Walter George Bruhl Jr., celebrating his own death, wrote his own obituary. Hillarity ensued; A sampling of his obituary: “Walt was preceded in death by his tonsils and adenoids in 1935, a spinal disc in 19745, a large piece of his thyroid gland in 1988 and […]
2 Buildings in NYC collapse
From NBC New York The two five-story buildings at the northwest corner of 116th Street and Park Avenue in Harlem collapsed around 9:30 a.m., sources tell NBC 4 New York. More than a dozen are injured.
Benjamin Bishop: The spy who loved her
Associated Press reports that 60-year-old Reservist LTC Benjamin Bishop may plead guilty to succumbing to the wiles of his 27-year-old Chinese girlfriend and sending her classified defense information; A document for the plea agreement filed Tuesday said Bishop emailed his girlfriend classified information on joint training and planning sessions between the U.S. and South Korea. […]
Acting Ukrainian President: We Won’t Stop Crimean Secession
The Acting President of the Ukraine, Oleksandr Turchynov, has stated that the Ukraine will not use military force to block Crimean secession. The ostensible reason? Doing so “would expose the eastern border and Ukraine would not be protected.” Well, duh. Ya think? As one might expect, Turchynov also cast aspersions on the upcoming Crimean referendum, […]
A quick love note from the Legal Team
Sometimes good things happen to bad people. Sometimes bad things happen to good people. And sometimes our Legal Team has to talk TSO out of responding to cease and desist letters with an invitation for the nascent litigant to engage in sodomy with a rabid porcupine. But today is a new day. And Monday is […]
Dumbest Marine ever
This guy is a school security officer and he claims to have been a Marine – you can tell by all of the Marine slag on his desk there. But he was in a panic the other day when a student brought this into school and he called the bomb squad out to disarm something […]
Andrew Finn; lyin’ lawyer phony Ranger
Scotty sends us his work on Andrew Finn, a lawyer with the firm of Jackson Finn Legal Services, LLC in Colorado Springs. He claims that he was a Warrant Officer 2 with the 2d Battalion 75th Rangers. Oh, yeah, and his MOS was 11B; Yes, it makes no sense. There are no infantry warrant officers, […]
Wednesday morning feel good story
Chief Tango sends you his feel good story this morning, this time it happened in Tennessee where a good son saved his mother’s life; Kenny Guffey said he was driving home from work around 6:30 p.m. on Wednesday when he called is 83-year-old mother, Christine Guffey. “We were talking probably ten minutes and then all […]
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