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Life Imitating Art

Life Imitating Art

| September 23, 2014 | 0 Comments

In keeping with today’s “theater of the absurd” theme:  I’d guess many TAH readers are fans of the late Douglas Adams – author of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe and a number of other works. So the name Eccentrica Gallumbits, Adams’ fictional triple-breasted whore from Eroticon Six, probably rings a bell. Well, apparently that’s […]

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Cruel Democrat Chestnuts Fall in Arkansas This Year

Cruel Democrat Chestnuts Fall in Arkansas This Year

| September 23, 2014 | 3 Comments

Three things I’ve learned about my former political party: they have no conscience, no shame, and no new ideas. Confronted with serious competition from Republican candidates, they seldom show us any new, creative concepts in their television advertising. In fact, they could probably save a lot of bucks by simply running their old campaign ads […]

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“Just the beginning”

“Just the beginning”

| September 23, 2014 | 7 Comments

I’m watching the press conference at the Pentagon in which they’re telling us about last night’s attacks on Syria. Admiral John Kirby says that they struck targets in the oil fields in eastern Syria and that they hit ISIS headquarters. They also claim that two fighters from Bahrain appeared over Syria in the second and […]

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A-10s to Iraq

A-10s to Iraq

| September 23, 2014 | 15 Comments

The Hill reports that the Pentagon is deploying 10 A-10 Warthogs to Iraq with the Indiana National Guard’s 122nd Fighter Wing; The 122nd Fighter Wing will send 303 airmen, and the Terre Haute Air Guard base will send five as part of the mission, The Journal Gazette reported. Second Lt. Christopher Myers, public affairs officer […]

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Jared K. Stern; The Wickres’ private detective (now with video)

Jared K. Stern; The Wickres’ private detective (now with video)

| September 23, 2014 | 117 Comments

A few months ago we heard whispers that some company called Prudential Associates was looking into our backgrounds at the behest of Mr. Palmer Paul Wickre and his wife, Karen Williams, so we decided to look into Prudential ourselves. Their CEO is one Jared K. Stern and here’s his bio; After serving in the United […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

Tuesdays with Claymore

| September 23, 2014 | 3 Comments

Someone doesn’t understand teh intertoobs very well. You know nothing, GRR Martin. Don’t need Nunn, don’t want Nunn. Hey, Republicans are racists and hate women…just in case you didn’t know. The enema of my enemy… Oh, hey, you’re a racist…did you hear? Shooting the breeze. “Despite no proof, people are guilty because I feel like […]

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TAH Anniversary; Eight years of terrorizing idiots

TAH Anniversary; Eight years of terrorizing idiots

| September 23, 2014 | 53 Comments

So, it was eight years ago that This Ain’t Hell took root in my fertile mind after a few years of honing that mind in forums from Paratrooper.net to the History Channel. It took a few more years to latch onto the Stolen Valor thing. We didn’t start the Stolen Valor thing, but we brought […]

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Tuesday morning feel good story

Tuesday morning feel good story

| September 23, 2014 | 6 Comments

AW1Ed sends us first feel good story this morning, this time it’s from Texas and despite that it’s in Texas, it doesn’t involve a good guy with a gun; [Jimmy] Morgan Jr. says [Thomas] McGowan entered his home through a window. Morgan Jr. says he reached for the spear which he keeps close to his […]

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