Dear Orly, can I call you Orly? I feel awkward calling you Taitz, I always thought that was the part of a woman between…..never mind.
Anyway, Hey there, how are you? Just wanted to introduce myself and get some information. See, I read this post you had about how I could advertise on your blog, and I am totally down with that. I’d like the “Colleague Rebate” if you don’t mind. Now, you might say, “But, I am an ‘Esq.’ and you are not.” And while that is true, I also went to a real law school, while you went to the online “Sally Struthers School of Air Conditioner Repair, Clown School and Law School.” So, I’d say that makes us about even, eh toots? Also, I get my teeth cleaned 4 times a year. I knew you’d be impressed, what with having that back-up plan as a dentist.
Anyway, now that we are past that, let’s talk turkey. Now, I read the article about you in the OC Register. Well, actually I got bored on page 3, but I made it there without any significant pronunciation issues, and I read without my lips moving. (Can you?) Anyhoo- Part of the article stated:
in the comments for each post at orlytaitzesq.com, you can read a few more names for people whom Taitz doesn’t like: “traitors,” “Muslims,” “terrorists.
Now I am certainly not a Muslim. I love Muhammad as next as the much guy (or even as much as the next guy), but I like pork products too. Also, the prayers 6 times a day would make me daffy. And interfere with my World of Warcraft. I’m guessing your more a Wii Lego Star Wars Girl, but if you ever make it into Azeroth, look up “CV” on the Anvilmar Realm.
Where was I? Ah yes, so, since I think you are genuinely batshit crazy, that makes me either a terrorist or a traitor. See, I think you are dicking up my beloved US Army. It doesn’t really shock me you found a Major to do it, I mean shit, no NCO is this stupid I hope. I bet 14 years ago this silly bastard was running around helplessly looking for a box of grid squares or a can of squelch for the PRC E-6. And now that dicked up Major just left his unit without a man, because of his ridiculous self-centered and completely futile effort to make our Commander in Chief look bad.
I’m still curious what your long term game plan is here. You think everyone will be so excited you outted the greatest conspiracy since the Sox went 80+ years with no World Series that they will put a Russian Emigre/Dentist Lawyer Clown into office?
Anyway, I want to advertise with you. Here is my advertisement:
Orly Taitz Esq is the Neidermeyer of our generation
She can’t do this to our President! Yeah, only we can do this to our President!*
When you are done reading this broad who is frutier than Mexican Vampire Bat Shit, come Read TAH. We put the F U in FUN!
Send the bill to us here, C/O Jonn. He’s got ya covered.
*I win the who can work in 2 Animal House References in One Day Award! Yeay Me!