Heavy drop serial phony spotted in AK

| August 8, 2010

Our friends at the Georgia Packing forum (that’s gun packing, not meat packing) sent us a link from their forum about an encounter with serial phony soldier William “Billy” Clark. I say “serial” because he’s done Federal “pound you in the ass” Prison time, five years worth, for impersonating a military officer in 2002, yet he continues.

Here’s our hero yesterday at a gun show. You can see that he really looks the part of a Special Forces Captain who just returned from a 49-month tour of Afghanistan. It’s no wonder that General McChrsytal closed the Burger King on Bagram;

The fellow who busted Clark yesterday says he’s going to call the FBI on this hero tomorrow morning and get his ass hauled off to prison – I’m guessing it’ll take more than one trip to haul that ginormous ass away.

Of course, the reason he was arrested the first time was for trying to direct rescue operations in Oklahoma when a bridge collapsed in 2002. The second time, he tried to warn the Russian Embassy of a plot to assassinate Vlad Putin – and violating his parole from the first trip to prison.

Some more info from POW.network that said that we were right about this guy.

After speaking with investigators recently about the call to the Russian embassy, Clark claimed he suffered from mental illness and said he had never served in the military.

They ought to drop his big ass off in Pakistan and let him eat his way out.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. AW1 Tim says:

    Good Lord! Does he have one of those special carnival mirrors that he can look into and think he’s still in Army shape?

    I mean, I still have weight to take off, but THAT is just stupid.

  2. CRaissi says:

    Which reminds me, why does the Army let their people wander around Wal-Mart and gun shows in ACUs?

  3. NHSparky says:

    And I felt guilty for only doing 30 minutes on the elliptical this morning. Jebus, does this guy need his own Bradley to get around too?

    That is a level of douchebaggery that just can’t be measured.

  4. ROK Drop says:

    Great work by the NCO who busted him out. This guy has to be the fattest phony we have seen yet.

  5. Bubblehead Ray says:

    Gizmo (the guy who outed this smegma stain) is the real deal. A NCO who just recently came back recently fro A-Stan. He posted about his experiences on GPDO several times while in country and he sounds like a damn fine NCO. The site he’s posting on is Georgia Packing Dot Org. (no “company”). Last I heard Giz was in Alaska now, so I don’t think this happened in Georgia.

  6. Bubblehead Ray says:

    Oops… Typing this on the iPhone. Didn’t mean to double up on the “recently”s. LOL

  7. Bubblehead Ray says:

    To know more about Gizmo see his posts about his time in A-Stan here http://www.georgiapacking.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=34887

  8. He’s not really fat. That’s actually self-ingested hypodermal blast attenuation material. Top secret. Highly tactical.

    At the risk of breaching INFOSEC, I can only say 12 Monster Brews and three bags of Baken-ets Fried Pork Skins per 6-hour watch is key.

  9. Bubblehead Ray says:

    I was right Jonn. Giz is still in AK ( and he just posted the phone numbers for this numbnuts on GPDO) 🙂

  10. William Clark AKA “Capt Clark” 760-974-6579

    William Clark AKA “Maj Green” 910-705-2260

  11. Instinct says:

    So, Adirondack, is it the blast attenuation material that makes him look like he has a stick up his ass?

  12. proof says:

    Jonn: I think you are underestimating the power of our strategic lard reserves!

  13. Old Trooper says:

    I think I’ve seen a youtube video of him shooting a HK MP5 .22 caliber clone. The guy had red hair and had tried to squeeze his fatass in to ACUs and MOLLE gear to make it look like he was some sort of “shooter” as he did the pose as he fired.

  14. Anonymous says:

    “You are a disgusting fat-body, Private Pyle!”

  15. What a phucking bag of douchewater.

  16. Adirondack Patriot says:

    I think he developed that “Stick-up-the-ass” look when he was in federal prison.

  17. Geo says:

    That’s quite a load of lard to squeeze into a maternity sized uniform.

  18. B Woodman says:

    He looks like he should be wearing a muu-muu.
    It would fit better.

  19. Old Trooper says:

    The bigger question (no pun intended) is this: What was a convicted felon doing at a gun show? Was he purchasing or trying to sell firearms? Or, was he just there to impress the locals with his SF combat forged physique?

  20. Joseph Brown says:

    This guy is exactly the reason women should never sleep on the wet spot.

  21. NHSparky says:

    I’m actually looking forward to this guy doing an Angie on us and telling us he’s a State Trooper in Florida and typing in all caps.

  22. Cedo Alteram says:

    Jonn you should have started this post with why he was arrested the first time and stopped right there. No need to continue. Still Killer!!! haha

  23. Just stencil a bumper number on his ass and bivouac him in the motor pool…

  24. Anonymous says:

    Then why did you try to sneak a jelly doughnut in your footlocker, Private Pyle?… They’re payin’ for it; YOU eat it!

  25. Virtual Insanity says:

    Gizmo5, the NCO that busted this dirigible out at the gunshow in Alaska, is my new hero. Read the forum at the link above, just the first post, to get the flavor. Priceless.

  26. Rosco says:

    Give the guy a break he just got back from his 6th tour of “NOM”

  27. NHSparky says:

    ROFLMAO Rosco–that one gets an extra point.

  28. Bubblehead Ray says:

    This has gone viral. The original thread over at GPDO has been setting records for the site and, apparently, this pouge has everyone from Barney Fife to J. Edgar Hoover after his ass. LOL

    I love happy endings.

  29. robert says:

    A friend of mine seen this guy on the ferry going to washington. good thing too or he would be our mess here in alaska. let the lower 48 worry about this guy now.

  30. chuchu says:

    u can catch phony
    s in front of wallmart every now and again begging for money it really hurts that spot within ret’ vet

  31. Anonymous says:

    Someone needs to shoot this fatass beached whale.What a horrible sight,a disgrace to the human race and even a bigger one to the U.S. military.He is the left over sperm running down his mommies leg when his parents thought about bringing this joke into the world…………..

  32. Mike says:

    This guy needs a backscratcher to wipe his *ss.

  33. batty says:

    Damn!! Wish the guy was in the lower 48. Dipstick is in Fairbanks!!!?!?!? Turned him into the AK Troops and all they did was take the gun slap him on the hand and escort him off the property of the place he was volunteering… “Fleecing” is more like it. WTF!?!?

  34. Donb125 says:

    This scumbag just got busted again by a real hero, Sgt. Brandwein who just returned from Afganistan, at a gun show in Alaska.
    He was dressed up as a Green Beret with a CIB with 2 stars and other items, and the beret he was wearing was BLACK instead of GREEN.
    I saw this article because I’m friends with Military Faker and it was posted there.

    When will this Poser get stopped?

  35. Donb125:
    Check your dates. That gunshow episode is what is described in this post. He is history, just waiting for some libtard judge to say that he has the “right” to do this shit. We veterans also have the right to self expression. I would wager that because of the judges ruling, that some veteran somewhere will exercise his rights, and lefts, all over this fakers face, head, shoulders, and ass.
    He is toast, cooling fast and becoming stale and undesirable. He is a proven mental wacko.

  36. Judy says:

    Look out for another fattie in Arkansas…name of Andrew (don’t know the last name) lives in Jonesboro and is telling everyone he was in Afganistan and was shot 7 times and has a Purple Heart. His family doesn’t seem to remember him being in the military at all. He now says he is employed by the Natl Guard.

  37. Judy says:

    Richard Andrew Wallace, Jonesboro AR, represents himself as a SSGT in the National Guard stationed in Memphis as sergant of SE operation division since 2005. Said he was deployed to Iraq and was shot 7 times with Purple Heart and 7 oak leaf clusters. Said he spent 1 month in Europe on RNR after being shot. According to his family he has never been outside the continental US and was never in the military in any form. I believe this violates both the Stolen Valor law and US Code regarding impersonating a federal employee. Right?

  38. I ran into this guy in Wisconsin at a American Legion. I called him out then to, he said he was their for medical reasons, then he was heading to Alaska. A friend of mine saw the patch he was wearing and I had to find out why a Operator would be at a reserve base like Ft McCoy

  39. beast mode says:

    yeah i saw this, i was at that gun show in Anchorage…good work to the guy who busted him.

  40. Army encourages ACU wear to show the flag, basically, to make sure people know they exist and how much they’re putting in. I have no problem with that. The problem is, a lot of real troops get a little casual or whacky at times. And that, of course, is what people remember.

  41. Flagwaver says:

    Decruiters do it in my city all the time. Not to mention, since Camp Withecomb closed their chow hall their people have been going off post in uniform for lunch all the time.