No more of this….
And no more crazy all night parties with midget trannies and loud ukulele music….
And all my stuff? This is her immediate post-honeymoon plans….
Please feel free to offer congrats and consolations in the comments. There will be like 10 bloggers at my wedding, so fairly certain you’ll get an update from someone. I think the plans to have Tankerbabe and Boston Maggie wrestle in the jello tub is what will truly draw in the horde of millions. Hopefully the Sniper will only be the ref and not join them.