More on Joseph Cryer, the Chippendale SEAL
Late last month we wrote a bit about Joseph Cryer, the Chippendale SEAL who claimed, among other things that he’d been selected by members of SEAL Team Six while playing video games in an arcade to go directly to BUD/S training without the bothersome boot camp training. Then he was deployed to the coast of Libya, on the USS Caron from which he was launched like a murderous missile against Qaddafi and had a body count of 77 Libyans in just 102 hours of a killing frenzy. And then he was promoted to O-5.
Well, the folks at POW Network sent us his records last night. They seem quite a bit different than his Hollywood-style stories;
Nothing spectacular in his DD214 in the way of medals, other than the fact that he deployed with some damn fine units.
And, oh, look, he went to boot camp at Great Lakes Recruit Training Center. How pedestrian. I don’t see any BUD/S training, not even a stint at the Fort Benning Academy of Gravity – a pre-requisite for any special warfare training.
I know that prosecutors from Department of Veterans Affairs, Office of the Inspector General are regular readers here. According to POW Network, Cryer is receiving DVA benefits based on his wild-ass fairy tales so you guys might want to look into that.
Cryer has threatened to file lawsuits against POW Network, and I want to let Cryer know that I’m available for a piece of that action, too. Please, please, please sue me, douche nozzle.
May 29th, 2011 at 10:07 am
Throw me in with that too. I’d love for this phony bastard to try to sue me too…for what? Definition of character?
And seriously? Never got past E-3 in an enlistment? C’mon, OS isn’t that tough of a rate, or wasn’t at the time. Bottom line, due was a PNA (passed not advanced) warrior, if that.
May 29th, 2011 at 10:07 am
Hook me up, Jonn. I’m game, I’m in. Didn’t know he threatened POW Net…Dayum! Bring it, Cryer…..Just bring it on brother. Put my name in the game. I soooo look forward to smearing you for five miles, jackass. It sucks to be a biotch, huh? *spit*
May 29th, 2011 at 10:09 am
dumb mutha fooka…..bring it on! HEHE
May 29th, 2011 at 12:04 pm
I was a SELE on that boat too. My code name was Agent Orange, that’s what everyone called me. I was there when MSGFC O17 Cryer received his Fuchia Heart medal.
May 29th, 2011 at 12:38 pm
That Chippendale SEAL outfit is just “delicious”! Not many places to stow your gear though.
May 29th, 2011 at 2:30 pm
If he was such a devastating engine of destruction, why is Ghaddafi, or Daffy, or whatever his name is, making Obumbler look bad? There shouldn’t be anyone left in Libya to contest O’s little foray into war there, should there?
What’s he going to sue for? Telling the truth about him?
May 29th, 2011 at 3:01 pm
I actually DID spend some time with The Teams.
Spear fishing on Guam with some Navy Divers and the UDTs stationed there.
I bet I’d look good in that outfit as well… Now if I could only dance.
May 29th, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Yeah, an OS (radar watcher). Ill take a piece of this moron too… he’s taking his chances if still in the Dam Neck area.
CTIC(SG) (ret)
May 29th, 2011 at 10:42 pm
Jonn, when he sues, you know where to find us. This little battle sounds like fun.
May 30th, 2011 at 1:25 am
yer bad, Susan….LOL
June 2nd, 2011 at 2:02 pm
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PIECE OF PAPER?
MY GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS JOSEPH CRYER. HE WAS MISSING AS A POW FROM THE CIVIL WAR. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO LOCATE WHERE HE IS BURIED. PLEASE CAN I GET A COPY OF THE ORIGINAL?
BY THE WAY–YOU COULD NOT TAKE THE TORTURE THAT THEY WERE GIVEN IN THIS WAR CAMP–TRUST ME–NOT PUTTING YOU DOWN, IT WAS NOT NICE CONDITIONS NOR WAS THE TORTURE THAT THEY ENDURED AT THIS CAMP!!!
YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF THEM IF YOU WANT YOU HAVE THAT FREEDOM TO DO THAT. BUT MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER LOST HER HUSBAND AND MY GRANDMOTHER GREW UP WITHOUT A FATHER AND TIMES WERE TOUGH BACK THEN.
HE WAS JUSTIFIED TO FILE!!!
June 2nd, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Please stop yelling. I’m right here. Your great grandfather is a Chippendale dancer?
August 22nd, 2011 at 10:05 pm
Very Immature Behavior
September 18th, 2011 at 10:19 am
Cryer was at Damneck Virginia just the other day.
September 18th, 2011 at 11:10 am
This dude was probably the one being whipped by Steve Jordan in his moms basement…
September 19th, 2011 at 11:23 pm
Post your information
September 19th, 2011 at 11:24 pm
Libel Slander
September 20th, 2011 at 9:27 am
Those of you who want to be involved in the law suit against POW Network and Extreme SEAL Experience for defamation of character (Libel Slander) against Mr. Cryer are free to post your information on this website. You will receive a subpoena to appear in Court. Any additional comments regarding physically attacking Mr. Cryer will be handled directly by Law Enforcement and you will be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law within your applicable jurisdictions.
September 20th, 2011 at 9:39 am
I didn’t realize fake Chippendale SEALs got so butt-hurt. C’mon, Cryer, or whoever you are–just post your BUD/S class number and the names of five of the guys in your class. C’mon, you can do it.
Go ahead and subpoena my ass. Make sure you provide me with renumeration for lost wages, travel expenses, meals, and hotel (gotta be at least a 4-star place.)
September 20th, 2011 at 9:51 am
NHSparky just post your information and you will receive your subpoena. Mr. Cryer never said he went through BUD’s training so that question is irrelevant.
September 20th, 2011 at 9:54 am
#18: The line forms at the Mineral County courthouse. You’re not the first, nor will you be the last to threaten us with a lawsuit. But, first, you’ll need a lawyer…I know you don’t have one because he’d have advised you against making a fool of yourself on the internet with baseless threats.
September 20th, 2011 at 9:59 am
Sparky- I do not believe that Mr. Cryer will be responsible for your travel expenses, etc. Obviously, this would be different if you were not a hostile witness. I do not know where you live but the case will be handled in the Courts within the State of Maryland.
September 20th, 2011 at 9:59 am
If Cryer is claiming he’s a SEAL, then he sure as shit stinks had to go through BUD/S.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:05 am
While we’re at it, Anonymous, post your information so I can send my lawyer in your direction and he can drag you into court on the charge of being a little pussy.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:05 am
@John- Baseless?! You lost me on that one. What you’ll are doing is really criminal in nature. At the POW Network level how would they know whether something said is factually or not? In the case of Mr. Cryer they are totally off base.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:11 am
Yeah, baseless, numbnuts…posting publicly available information on the internet isn’t illegal. It’s not slander if it’s true. Buy a dictionary since you obviously don’t know how to use the internet.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:13 am
NHSparky just post your information and you will receive your subpoena. Mr. Cryer never said he went through BUD’s training so that question is irrelevant.
I believe this is the part where I tell you to eat a fat bag of dicks, you lying fuck. BUD/S class. Date of attendance. Date of graduation. At least five of your classmates’ names.
And yeah, you probably wouldn’t want me in court either.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:19 am
To those who feel offended by Mr. Cryer’s actions, just post your name and address and you will be included in the Law Suit against POW Network/Extreme SEAL Experience for Libel Slander. If you do not have the courage to step forward then I would appreciate if you would basically “shut up”.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:27 am
IOW, you don’t want people exposing you for the fuckstick fraud you are.
Got it.
Oh, and if you’re such a hot-shit legal beagle, you would have known that you can’t subpoena me because I don’t have standing, 2–any legal action against a poster on a website not the owner would have to go through the owner of the website (Jonn) who would then use my contact information to deliver any legal summons.
Jesus, you’d think these phony assholes would learn how to threaten effectively instead of stamping their feet and telling us to be quiet.
FOIA–learn it. Love it. Live it.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:41 am
Regarding the POW Network (Chuck and Mary Shantag), I would think that the next entity to contact would be the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). How many people do they try to extort money from so that they do not slander there name on the internet? This kind of criminal activity that will not be tolerated.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:43 am
Why do all the lying shit bags have to claim SF or Seals, etc.???? Where are all the lying shitbag finance specialists or mechanics? It would be a lot harder to disprove someone saying they were in the band or something like that. They all want to go straight to the top.
I dont personally know any seals, but I really doubt if any would leave the service and become chipandale fruits.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:44 am
…are you still here douchebag? Go away.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:45 am
I knew/know a few. And yeah, no Chippendale dancers among them. Really, Cryer–give it a rest and admit when you’ve been busted.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:48 am
NHSparky- So what is your contact information? Also, you have no idea if Mr. Cryer is a (what you say) “phoney” or not? On the internet there is no vetting of military service whatsoever.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:52 am
NHSparky- Busted?! Lost me on that one..
September 20th, 2011 at 10:53 am
Someone calling themselves anonymous wants your contact info. FUNNY
September 20th, 2011 at 10:53 am
You show me yours, I will show you mine.
Doubtful.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:54 am
Bulldog22- Show an tell PUNK!!
September 20th, 2011 at 10:55 am
I am very easy to find.
Joseph B. Cryer
Ocean City Maryland
September 20th, 2011 at 10:55 am
Anon in #28: Until you step forward, I guess we could say the same to you, eh?
September 20th, 2011 at 10:56 am
You guys run your mouth and think you can hide behind the internet, well guess what? Wrong.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:58 am
Ok, now that you have stepped forwar, I guess it’s just a little creepy that you kept referring to yourself in the 3rd person. Do you think you’re some sort of 90′s pro sports hero by doing so?
Now we can get down to brass tacks; did you attend BUD/S?
September 20th, 2011 at 11:00 am
As opposed to you, hiding behind a phony CDR ID? When you left the service as an E-3? And I’d love to hear how you wrangled a 100 percent disability.
Fraud is a felony, m’boy.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:01 am
Yup, the IP address, 76.111.157.19, is coming from Ocean City, Maryland
September 20th, 2011 at 11:03 am
I never said I went BUD’s, I volunteered in 1987 and they would not send me. The Master Chief SEAL (look at the log book) at Little Creek said that the Navy already spent to much money on me already and it was not gonna happen. I have studied and practiced Law for years so it is just normal to refer to myself as a third party. I apologize.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:04 am
OT–that’s part of the whole thing–he claimed to have attended BUD/S in Virginia, not Coronado. Sans boot camp.
Sad part is, he showed up at Great Mistakes about the same time I graduated RTC and went over to NTC. Sad little fucker.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:05 am
Really, studied and practiced? Funny how you’re not a member of the Bar in MD. Practicing law while not a member of the MD Bar is a misdemeanor, Cryer…tsk tsk.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:07 am
@John- I just mentioned I was in Ocean City Maryland. But good for you that you have a software program that tells you where I am located. My ex-wife is from Oswego where you went to College. @NHSparky- Nobody is hiding behind a CDR ID? I have absolutely nothing to hide, trust me.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:08 am
look at the log book
Which log book is that? And even after 24 years, you’d think you’d remember the name of the guy who supposedly broke it off in your ass. Funny how I can remember the important people in MY Naval career, dates, times, places, right off the top of my head, but you can’t.
Curious, indeed.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:08 am
I have been civil in nature, why do you think profane comments carry weight in an intelligent conversation.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:11 am
Jonn, TSO, everybody else: I just read the comments down to about number 20 or so. Now, how can he claim to be a SEAL, yet also claim to have never claimed to have gone to BUD/S? I mean, yes, I am a Civil Affairs NCO, yes, I have deployed to two shitholes, yes I went to the JFKSWCS (A) for AIT when CA/Psyop (MISO is a gay acronym), and I know the disdain for CA around here from the Infantry Bubba’s, but I mean, at least I have the graduation certificates and paperwork to back it all up right? WTF is so hard about either porving it and moving the **** on, or admitting that you can’t prove any of it-made it up, and are a worthless mouth breathing window licker?
September 20th, 2011 at 11:12 am
Cryer–it’s called IP logging. Anyone with admin privileges can see it. EVERY post has an IP address logged, like mine, 155.109.5.23, which actually shows up as Palm Beach, FL, where our servers are located.
YOU, OTOH, are posting from most likely home on your cable modem driven computer, given the fact that your IP addy is a Comcast Cable IP address.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:13 am
@lucky- You lost me as well. I am sure you have a valid point, but I would break it up in shorter sentences.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:18 am
@NHSparky- OK got it.. I wish I was in Florida right now, getting cold in Maryland. I lived in Satellite Beach for awhile.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:20 am
Ok, I will word it so that a SEAL can understand, I will even annunciate for your happy ass: PUT UP OR SHUT UP! If you can’t put up, then go away, you don’t have to go away angry, just go away!
September 20th, 2011 at 11:20 am
Oh excuse me, PHONY SEAL, my bad!
September 20th, 2011 at 11:22 am
Cold in MD? In Ocean City? Eat shit, scooter. You haven’t got a clue what cold is.
Maybe if you HAD been a SEAL, you’d know that feeling…lots of time in the water, crawling around, infil/exfil, back to the ship or the boat (yeah, we carried them from time to time, but doesn’t mean I’ll ever claim to be one of them…)
You, OTOH, need to man the fuck up and admit to the world what a phony fuck you are.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:22 am
@lucky- Do you represent the Secretary of the Navy or the Chief of Naval Operations (CNO). Just asking?
September 20th, 2011 at 11:23 am
No more than you represent the SEAL community, darlin.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:26 am
Wow, Sparky, have I ever said anything about being Blue Side? I can’t recall that, nope, I am a Land Lubber, thanks for playing though.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:28 am
@NHSparky- Why so hostile? I do know what cold is by the way. More then you will ever understand. I was just trying to be nice with you. Well, I can see that this is not an option, OH WELL. I have the State Record in Delaware (look it up) for the Polar Plunge 35 degree ocean water, 15:32 1,100 meters in the Ocean. So if you want to use your BIG BOY Voice know who are talking too.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:28 am
Hey, nobody’s perfect. But at least you’re not trying to pass yourself off as an 18(X).
September 20th, 2011 at 11:31 am
Jesus, Cryer. Stop. Hurt. Sides. Laughing.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:31 am
49NHSparky Says:
September 20th, 2011 at 11:08 am
look at the log book
Which log book is that? And even after 24 years, you’d think you’d remember the name of the guy who supposedly broke it off in your ass. Funny how I can remember the important people in MY Naval career, dates, times, places, right off the top of my head, but you can’t.
Curious, indeed.
Drill Sergeant Amanza. He was a SSG. A mean little mexican DI that used to call us weeds (short for Dick Weeds. He used to make us gorilla stmpt until we collapsed. That was 24.5 years ago and it was Armor basic/ait. Thsi fucker cant say the name of a seal instructor. Iam sure a seal inst. is a little more memorable than my DI was.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:32 am
Cold, is patrolling in the Afghan Winter of 2004-2005 with shitty cold weather gear, in freezing rain, and not being able to get warm once you feel the slightest bit of cold air. Cold, is almost loosing a tow to frostbite, even with performing proper foot care and changing boots and socks and using foot powder, do not talk to me about the OC being cold Poser!
September 20th, 2011 at 11:32 am
I do not represent the SEAL Community. My contact(s) with the SEAL Community has been through California, Mark Divine. I have always been impressed with his leadership unlike my relationship with Don Shipley.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:34 am
Sparky, this is true. And Drill Sergeant Vick, toughest DS I ever met, but fair too. And female, last I heard of her she was the 1SG and probably SGM of the 3rd BN 1st SWTG (A) at Bragg.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:34 am
Again, Cryer–name five guys you went to BUD/S with, or move the fuck along.
And just for shits and giggles, I Googled, “Joseph Cryer Delaware Polar Plunge”.
The first returned hit? Delaware Special Olympics.
How fuckin appropriate.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:38 am
It was for charity!! That is funny!!
September 20th, 2011 at 11:41 am
I actually just googled the same thing, and nothing under Joseph Brian Cryer came back. Maybe it was under a pseudonym, like Amanda Hugandkiss?
September 20th, 2011 at 11:41 am
Company 176, Great Lakes, 1984. Started off with MMCS(SS) Nelson and MMCS(SW) Benware. Senior Chief Nelson took a stick in the nuts (accidentally) and had to have hernia surgery, where BTC(SW) Mockapetris took over for the rest of the cycle.
Then there was ETCM(SS) Feeney, nuke advisor at ET “A” School.
ETC(SS) Keene, section advisor at NPS.
EM1(SS) Fuller, “seadad” at S5G prototype…
You getting the fucking picture now, Cryer?
September 20th, 2011 at 11:42 am
@NHSparky- MAN you are making me feel OLD. I served in a full time capacity for the Navy back in the 80′s. You probably were not even born. Back then President Reagan had a 600 ship Navy. I am proud of what you kids have done in our last Wars. Contrary to what you might think I am the guy that gets you’ll paid. It is a constant battle. J. Cryer-
September 20th, 2011 at 11:45 am
Oh my fuckin GOD. You really don’t get it, do ya Cryer?
September 20th, 2011 at 11:46 am
Wow, hey Sparky, I think he was meaning that for me
September 20th, 2011 at 11:47 am
@NHSparky- Please explain?!
September 20th, 2011 at 11:53 am
Cryer; I served in The Army back then. What people are wondering, in their own version of communicating, is whether or not you claim to have been a SEAL. You claimed it in a facebook exchange, but in order for that to happen, you would have had to go through BUD/S, even back in the 80′s. Did you graduate from BUD/S? It’s a yes or no question. There is no deviation required. No need to avoid the question anymore; just answer it.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:01 pm
You want me to explain, you denser than a black hole fuckstick?
Okay, look up at post 46. Read it slowly. Yes, I can see your lips move as you mouth the words…fuckin boot.
You left for Damneck for OS “A” school about the time I finished BE/E and started ET “A” school. I was more than born in the 1980′s you worthless skidmark.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:24 pm
@NHSparky- Why do you feel you must resort to insulting comments? If you have formulated your opinion, whatever the case, that is fine with me. Fuckstick? Skidmark? It does not make any sense to me. These comments show a lack of education. I have given you the benefit of the doubt since we are in this forum. My recommendation would be to read the dictionary and expand on your capacity to have a conversation.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:25 pm
still wont answer the q, will ya?
September 20th, 2011 at 12:26 pm
For the record, genius, I’m smarter and better educated than you. Having said that, I have zero tolerance when it comes to thieves and liars, and frankly, you’re both.
Disappear, motherfucker.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Still won’t answer the question, Cryer? Why not? Are you afraid to answer truthfully, because it will put your 100% disability claim in jeopardy?
September 20th, 2011 at 12:30 pm
As I said earlier Cryer, you don’t have to go away mad, just go away….
September 20th, 2011 at 12:36 pm
OT–of course he can’t. Imagine if the VA found out he was doing the Rehoboth Polar Bear Plunge in 35 degree water to the point of nearly losing consciousness or some shit like that.
Kinda like the firefighter up here we had who was on disability for his back, but somehow managed to train for and enter a bodybuilding contest.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Why such belligerence? I am not worried about my benefits with the Va, if that be the case I would not be talking to either of you characters. You and your friends are more then welcome to contact the VA if you think there is fraud. Before you do though, just a heads up, you will lose. I am just trying to answer questions in a civil capacity. I find these conversations, yet childish, entertaining in nature.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:50 pm
(sigh)…I love it when someone gives me a, “No balls.”
September 20th, 2011 at 12:50 pm
@NHSparky- How would you know if you were smarter or more educated then myself? Just asking?
September 20th, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Maybe you’re worried about having a fake military ID, Scooter:
http://www.fbi.gov/losangeles/press-releases/2010/la120210.htm
Federal “pound-me-in-the-ass” prison, Joseph. Think abou it. And when they find out you were a former Chippendale, they’ll be lining up for some of that ass, lemme tell ya.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:53 pm
NHSparky- So I am to presume that you were a career military guy/gal. Thank you for your service! Are you getting your retirement benefits? If not what is your concern regarding myself?
September 20th, 2011 at 12:55 pm
You were a fuckin “all balls” OS, aka, a “scope dope.”
We’re not talking rocket scientists here. In fact, your performance was so “meh” that you couldn’t even make PO3 in your enlistment in a more-or-less wide open rating.
I can pretty much guarantee my ASVAB is higher than yours, based on our respective NEC’s and achievements in uniform. Then there’s the whole education spiel. Tell me, what’s the going rate for a “lawyer” who has been “studying and practicing for years” but isn’t a member of the MD Bar?
September 20th, 2011 at 12:56 pm
If not what is your concern regarding myself?
Asked and answered.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:57 pm
@NHSparky- I do not know why you feel you have been slighted? I guess that is the reason I am still talking to you. I am trying to learn something. Like I said, if there is an issue with me you can always contact the VA, they have my service records. Other then that I do not know what else to tell you.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:59 pm
NHSparky- Do you want to be involved in the law suit against the POW Network? Libel Slander Defamation of Character?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
Dude, it’s not just me. It’s EVERYONE who has put on a uniform that you shit on with your lies. The VA may have some bullshit records YOU provided them, but I guarantee they don’t have your real ones. People who have REALLY gone through war and who have REAL scars need the assistance of the VA. You don’t. That also pisses me off.
No, I don’t want to be involved in your silly little suit against people who are trying to tell the truth about you. Good luck with that, and hope you go fucking broke and are laughed out of court, dumbass.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Libel and slander are two completely separate things mister lawyer…. What law school was it that you attended? When did you take the bar exam?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:07 pm
Cryer, why don’t you tell my buddy the double amputee about your fake VA claim? I am pretty sure he will beat you with his prosthetic leg, I mean, thats pretty freaking low Bro! (I say Bro, but you have probably never actually served in the profession of arms, and will never therefore be anything more than a wannabe)
September 20th, 2011 at 1:12 pm
“Do you want to be involved in the law suit against the POW Network? Libel Slander Defamation of Character?”
Oh…oh…oh Pick me. Pick me!
Ever hear of pretrial discovery, numbnuts? I want to be in on that. I have questions that MUST be answered.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Ok, Cryer; I have asked you in a civil tone, but you still failed to answer the question. You seem to reply to Sparky using his CPO language, so I’m gonna ask 1 more time: Did you graduate from BUD/S, or not, fuckstain? No need to monologue. No need to deflect. It’s a simple yes or no question that even a no rank, mud rolling, private could answer.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:21 pm
NHSparky- OK then that is fine. I just threw that out to you. Regarding injured Veterans I support them and there families 110 percent. Unlike YOU I have been to Walter Reed and I have supported legislation at the US Senate as well the State of Maryland. If you have a Veteran in need call me (443) 497 7371, this is what I do. To attack the hand that hand that (attempts) to feed you is wrong. Actually very immature in nature. My service record (if you would ever review it) speaks for itself. I have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, trust me. J-
September 20th, 2011 at 1:22 pm
Try as I might, I can only read words here. Is there an audio button I’m missing? I was not Chippendale trained but I recall hearing in certain of my schooling something about slander being the oral cousin of libel, a writing.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:23 pm
@John- Give me your address and I will add you to the law suit.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Been to as in patient or outpatient, or just visiting? Or are you one of those creeps that used to stand outside the gate and “protest”? I spent quality time as an outpatient there undergoing physical therapy for a good three months, quite a bit of time, and btw, wtf would you be doing at Walter Reed, it being the ARMY hospital anyway……
September 20th, 2011 at 1:26 pm
My address is all over the internet, look it up, ya cripple.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:27 pm
@2-17AirCav- You are correct..
September 20th, 2011 at 1:28 pm
@John- Cripple- You lost me in that one?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:30 pm
@John- Here is my address:
Joseph B. Cryer
709 Gulf Stream Drive
Ocean City. MD. 21842
September 20th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
@John- I will meet you any place anytime, since you like to run your mouth. Post your address and I will be on your doorstep within 24 hours. Since you are a big tough guy!!
September 20th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
And that goes for anyone else in this forum. Period.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Cryer, I have to ask; have ya seen the thread about the HHC on here? Please review that before making threats.
Why won’t you answer my question? Yes or no?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Guess you’re so crippled that you can’t click a fricken link. There’s even a map…I’m not big or tough, but then neither are you. However, I would like the opportunity to pound on your pretty face for a few minutes. I’m usually home after 4PM, please call at the number provided so I can make arrangements for your medical care.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Wow, the stipper is calling out the Ranger PLT SGT, I know who my money will be on…. Dude, either admit that you lied, or give up the class number and name of your LPO and CPO in charge at the time, it ain’t that freaking hard!
September 20th, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Dear Mr. Cryer,
First and foremost, you should not consider the following as legal advise. I do not and will not represent you under any circumstances. However, I do feel the need to clear up a few things for you.
Defamation of character generally is classified by whether the communication was in writing (libel) or spoken (slander). Generally, defamation of character is not a separate cause of action. Because you appear to be complaining about posts on the internet, you should probably stick to libel. Now, to prevail in a lawsuit against the POW Network, you will minimally have to show that the statements made by the POW Network were (a) false and that they (b) injured your reputation or good name. Further, because the POW Network is a publisher and you were at one time a candidate for public office, any defense attorney worth there salt will argue and likely prevail on making malice the standard of proof for any defamation case. In this situation, malice is seen as making a statement that is knowingly false or with reckless disregard to the truth.
It is my understanding that you claim that you were a SEAL. SEALs have secret missions, but ther are no secret SEALs. To be a SEAL, even in the 1980s, you must have graduated from BUD/S. Thus, if you did not attend, much less graduate from BUD/S, you are the one who has made a false statement. The POW Network pointing out that fact is not libel because it is true. Further, even if by some slight chance you were a part of some portion of the Naval Special Warfare community, the fact that the POW Network took the steps of using FOIA to review your records, and reviewing statement on Facebook made by one of your shipmates stating your claims are false, shows a conscientious effort to discover the truth making it virtually impossible for you to meet your burden. In fact, I would strongly suggest that any attorney considering signing a complaint in such an action reread Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11 and/or the Maryland state law equivalent.
Additionally, I think you might want to read the statements hear more closely with you continued solicitations of people to join you in suing the POW Network. No one hear has, to my knowledge, ever expressed any interest in being a plaintiff in any action against the POW Network. Instead, they have expressed interest in standing with the POW Network as defendants in your action.
Should you find someone to pursue this action, I know quite a few attorneys who would represent the POW Network pro bono.
I strongly suggest you reconsider your options and govern yourself accordingly.
Susan
September 20th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Oh, Joseph, Joseph, Joseph…where did your mother and I go wrong?
You want to know the deep, dark, underlying issue here with skidmarks such as yourself? I’m gonna use some words here, words to which you might know the dictionary’s definition, but the MEANING of which you’ve never understood, nor likely will you ever comprehend:
Honor.
Integrity.
Courage.
Yes, by any standards, you did good time. Hell, by the looks of it, you could even get into the VFW (but not the AmLegion.) You could have moved on, content that you’d done more for your country than probably 98 percent of Americans.
But that wasn’t enough for you. You wanted more of the glory. You wanted all the fame and none of the sacrifice. Yeah, being on a destroyer sucks balls, but it beats the living fuck out of sitting on a mountaintop in Afghanistan, freezing your balls off while Achmed the goatherder is telling the Taliban where you are.
If someone asks you, “Did you serve?” you could have simply replied in the affirmative and that would be that. But you had to go too far. You had to make claims so outrageous that you not only discredit yourself, you shame the name of the good men who wear the Trident.
I know this is beyond your comprehension, but if you had any honor, or integrity, or courage at all, you’d go to Virginia Beach to the families of those lost in Team 6, and contritely beg forgiveness for all the pain and misery you’ve caused. Yes, you. To do anything less is only to reenforce the scorn and derision you have so richly deserved to be placed upon your shoulders like a yoke, to be publicly used as an identifier, to have those around you shun you for the pariah you are.
That, and you’re a worthless piece of shit. YMMV.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:47 pm
You can’t pay for entertainment like this! Thanks Jonn!
Honor and Courage
September 20th, 2011 at 1:56 pm
@John- Pick the time and the place. I have provided my home address you do not have the courage to reciprocate.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Jonn Lilyea- Pick the time and the place big guy. To keep it simple just give me your address. Don’t be afraid!!
September 20th, 2011 at 2:01 pm
@NHSparky- You are clueless..
September 20th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Dipahit, can’t you read?
September 20th, 2011 at 2:05 pm
@Susan- The POW Network would have no idea what a person did or did not do in the military. To represent contrary is fraud.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:05 pm
Nicely put Susan, ohh, and owing to your last statement, do the letters O, E, and S mean anything to you?
September 20th, 2011 at 2:06 pm
@John- What is your address, I have posted mine. You run your mouth then put up or shut up.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:08 pm
@John- Until you post your actual address you are nothing more then a punk. Period. Be a MAN..
September 20th, 2011 at 2:08 pm
How is it fraud when it is done abiding by Federal law? Jeez, some people can’t figure out when they have both been bested and made to look like a fool, Cryer, take due notice thereof…..
September 20th, 2011 at 2:12 pm
Finished of my second bag of popcorn reading this, damn near choked on the Bullshit spewed by “Anonymous”/Joseph Cryer, or his male lover, and have yet to see anything at all that would even begin to overshadow the bullshit that Cryer is spewing.
Phony, 100% unadulterated/undiluted Phony.
The closest he has ever been to a SEAL was when he tried to put the make on one and got his ass slapped back to last week.
Cryer, you are not only a phony, but a lyin assed liberal/progressive. (I deduced that by your lack of the ability to answer a yes/no question with either of those answer choices.)
Hell, I think I need to throw up a design based on this Stripper/phony SEAL/useless jerk.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Two guys, let’s call them Hot Wax and Jonn, are standing on a cliff. Hot Wax says to Jonn, “I’ll jump if you jump.” Jonn says, “Okay, but you go first.” Hot Wax jumps. Jonn laughs uproariously. The End.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:19 pm
Numbnutted phony SEAL stripper monkey boy, see comment 102, ya piece of shit illiterate cum bubble.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:20 pm
I would like to expound on this subject but moving forward this case is in litigation. I was very hopeful myself that this issue could of been handled out of court, but to no avail. I would keep an eye on this case since it covers internet slander. This is a landmark case regarding this issue.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:24 pm
@Jonn- You still never gave me your address?
September 20th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Dang… I’m out of popcorn.
Nobody say anything until I get back.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:28 pm
The threat phone is ringing. (Please, let me hit the button for the answering machine. Thanks!)
“Thank you for the threat to bring legal action. Your lawsuit is very important to us. If you are represented by an attorney, please hang up and call 304-772-3176. Otherwise, please continue to hold.”
September 20th, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Hahahaha, is it really in litigation, or is this some weak a$$ed scare tactic? I mean, you can’t sue over the 1st Amendment and things that are true?
September 20th, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Whats the case and docket number?
September 20th, 2011 at 2:31 pm
So numbnuts called me to tell me he has PTSD from riding in a boat. Then he tried to convince me that all of that Secret Squirrel bullshit in Libya happened. This post is going nowhere and I’m looking forward to our day in court. And I’m also looking forward to the day Cryer shows up at my front door so I can pound on his pretty face and beat him into some sort of level of coherence.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:38 pm
Well, hell, I nearly fell off a Huey once. Is there a statute of limitations on PTSD claims?
September 20th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
You can’t buy comedy like what Cryer is providing.
Answer the question ya fucking douchenozzle!!!!
I don’t want to hear anymore about your taint hurting. I don’t want to hear anymore about how your going to sue everyone including Santa Claus. What I want to hear is a yes, or no, answer to the very simple question of whether you graduated from BUD/S. Do ya have fucking peanut butter or man gravy in your ears?
September 20th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
Jonn- Nice talking with you, too reiterate I am not the enemy. Cryer-
September 20th, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Jonn–please tell me he didn’t. Oh God, no.
I’d love to see this guy facing a 75-day underway on a fast boat (that’s a fast attack submarine, Cryer). He’d be curled up in the fetal position in CSES, crying for his momma before they even called away to station the maneuvering watch to get underway.
You are clueless..
I am clueless, Joseph? Pray tell, how? Specifics, son, let’s have ‘em! This from a guy who got what I could consider sound and helpful legal advice FOR FREE from a person who has actually passed the bar exam and knows of which she speaks. Yet you still insist on suing someone for what? Definition of character?
I’d grab a bag of popcorn too, but doesn’t go all that well with beer.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:43 pm
“So numbuts called me to tell me has PTSD from riding in a boat.”
WHAT!?!? I don’t fucking believe it! Jeezus H Cripes!!
Ok, I’ve had enough of him. What a fucking candyass.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:44 pm
Haha get ‘em Sparky!
September 20th, 2011 at 2:50 pm
C’mon, Cryer, keep it going, we’re gonna get this bitch to 200 posts by midnight!
September 20th, 2011 at 2:51 pm
You guys/gals having fun?! I called Jonn to discuss this situation, unforgivably he was very confrontational in nature. Jonn is intent in calling the OIG within the VA. That is fine with me and I will authorize the release of my records. It was unfortunate that I am perceived as the enemy. This is not true for Veterans and there families, I am actually an ally.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:51 pm
Let’s shot for 200 posts..
September 20th, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Haha, does he mean that he donates his G-String money to the USO?
September 20th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
I still want a simple Y or N to the trident.
Look how easy it is.
I, Bulldog22, graduated from 19E AIT in 1987. I then became a 19K and served for many years as a tank commander, etc.
Now you try it J.
I____, graduated from _____
September 20th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Hey, strippers are just working their way through medical school, Cryer could just be stripping his way to a Senate seat or some shit like that.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:01 pm
Cryer; the reason he was confrontational is because you made claims of being a SEAL and then decided to dodge the question multiple times in this very thread. At this time, I don’t give a rip about your disability percentage, that will keep for a later date, but you have continually dodged the question and still do.
While I have a big problem with people getting 100% for bullshit while real service connected Vets get pushed back by the VA, I’ll let Jonn fight that one. I am still waiting, along with everyone else, for you to answer the fucking question. This is the last time it will be available for you to answer, otherwise I will proudly proclaim you a fraud and then I will join Jonn in questioning your disability rating.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:03 pm
If any of you have a problem with me or the benefits I have (earned) through the Veterans Administration you can contact them directly (800) 827 1000. It is a call way, I will authorize my records being distributed according. Other then that it is really a mute issue. “Trust Yet Verify” – Ronald Wilson Reagan-
September 20th, 2011 at 3:05 pm
OT- I have no problem answering questions. My KEY is that we remain civil in nature. J-
September 20th, 2011 at 3:05 pm
So this fucker gets 100%???? I have 3 compressed dics in my neck and a constant ringing in my ears that only beer takes away and I get a big fat goose egg for disability. This guy really does suck a big bag of dicks
September 20th, 2011 at 3:05 pm
oops DISKS, not dics LOL
September 20th, 2011 at 3:06 pm
@Bulldog22- You need to get paid, send me your info and I will be your advocate. Joe-
September 20th, 2011 at 3:07 pm
I will get right on that
September 20th, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Contrary to what you might think I am not the enemy.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:08 pm
Cryer; bullshit. I asked you 3 times in a very civil manner and you ignored it all 3 times. Put up or shut up.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:10 pm
@Bulldog22- Call me (443) 497 7371 anytime. J- out
September 20th, 2011 at 3:11 pm
OT- Lost me.. J
September 20th, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Not worth the waste of a cell minute.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:13 pm
No, I didn’t lose you, you are ignoring, as usual. Refer to #145 and your response in #147. Do ya follow now?
September 20th, 2011 at 3:14 pm
@Bulldog22- That is fine, just trying to be helpful since it seemed you were being neglected by the VA. No big deal.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Um, it’s not a mute issue. It’s a moot issue.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Bulldog, what state do you live in, several, such as VA, MO, TX, and MD have their own state versions of the VA to assist in the filing of VA claims… I have worked for the Virginia one in the past, and still have some contacts if you are a state resident and want actual assistance with the filing. Ask TSO for my contact data.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:17 pm
So the spent dickwad who came in here threatening a lawsuit has suddenly chilled and wants to be everybody’s friend. Like I said on the phone, Cryer, you’re a sociopath and I’m going to do my best to have you locked up in a padded cell. Not at taxpayer expense, though.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:19 pm
Get him in touch with Steve Jordan, I hear he has a padded cell in his Mom’s basement that Cryer might enjoy
September 20th, 2011 at 3:20 pm
@Lucky,
I have a vet friend down here in Lousiana that will help me out. The discs were caused by the Army, but werent identified until after I left the Army. I just need to get off my ass and go deal with the system again. I dont like the system at all. The ringing in my ears, I am stuck with that for ever and ever.
Thanks alot though.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Mr. Cryer you have my sympathy. I know guys who served on boats who did develop PTSD. Jonn can be cruel, I know.
I spent a few years in the Tin Can Navy back in the ’60s. Got shot at and everything.
Tell us YOUR story in your own words, please. If we knew the particular stressor in your case it would help.
Just lay it out in simple language. We’re all vets here.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
@Jonn- I tried to be civil in nature. But obviously to no avail, which is unfortunate. Like I said, my service records through the VA are public knowledge. Regarding you running your mouth, our paths will cross again, so you will have more then a opportunity to “beat me up”. You will lose young man.. Trust me. J-
September 20th, 2011 at 3:26 pm
Hell I think we ALL need to get together for a BBQ. I will buy the beer. anonymous is definately invited.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:32 pm
ALWAYS WELCOME- I have a place at the beach w/ two guest rooms in Ocean City Maryland. The KEY is making sure our Veteran Brothers and Sisters get there benefits. Period.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:38 pm
I was thinking we could meet down here. There is a place about 150 feet below centermass of the Mississippi River Bridge in Baton Rouge. You go first.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Bulldog, my cervical spine issues are more insurgent than Army related, but I hear ya, I hated going through the system again, but I am living proof that it works, so lets go Cav Scout, Get ‘Er Done!
September 20th, 2011 at 3:48 pm
THEIR benefits, Cryer. Once again demonstrating your education and intelligence fall short.
It’s fine if they get what they deserve. No more, no less. You, OTOH, seem to have no problem crying the poorass because you didn’t like being on a ship and that somehow this justifies a 100 percent disability and claiming to be a full CDR? On what fucking planet?
September 20th, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Yeah, I am going go get it done.
I had two of shots in my neck last year. They shut me up for a while, but it is creeping back. Sometimes with a vengence.
Did you get the SOB that caused yours?
September 20th, 2011 at 3:51 pm
“Anonymous”/Joseph Cryer, still doesn’t get it. He has all the comprehension of a fence post.
The only thing anyone here has against you is that you claimed to be a SEAL, which you were not. No one gives shit if you are a fagboy/stripper/Chippendale nutcase. Not a single one of us gives a rip if you are out trying your damnedest to come up with a case of AIDS, or even if you are trying to suck start a 1911.
A very simple yes or no answer to one question-
Were you ever a SEAL?
Sheesh, liberals, how in hell can one get anything through to them?
And further, why in hell would anyone here be interested in joining a lawsuit “against” POWNETWORK and/or the Shantags? We would love to be named in the lawsuit as “partner in crime” with them.
Bring it on, Sissy boi.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:52 pm
Bulldog–I was thinking the same thing on the Piscataqua River Bridge between Portsmouth and Kittery. It’s only about 125-135 feet, depending on the tide, but the stop and the nice fast currents oughta be enough for our boy Cryer.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:54 pm
Everytime I refresh the page it brings me to the top where this guys picture is. It is as bad as the one in the day of rage. It hurts my eyes.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Just another day…
September 20th, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Bulldog, unfortunately no, Indirect fire
September 20th, 2011 at 4:02 pm
The Law suit will be filed accordingly.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:06 pm
Indirect is an SOB.
Who did you do your time with?
Mine was Bulldog Troop 1/10 4ID. (Bulldog22/White 2)
September 20th, 2011 at 4:07 pm
We all better be careful. We could be reported to ATTACKWATCH
September 20th, 2011 at 4:08 pm
For a guy who claims, “I have studied and practiced Law for years” your spelling and use of legal terms sure fucking sucks. Law suit? What about lawsuit? One word, fuckstick.
If I need a lawyer, I’ll trust my life to Branum and Oily Taint before I ever think of calling you.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
To whom it may concern,
Should Mr. Cryer file his lawsuit, and anyone here be named or served, contact me immediately. I haven’t had to see that picture all day without having the fun of doing what I do best in court. TSO and Jonn know where to find me.
Susan
September 20th, 2011 at 4:19 pm
Susan,
Don’t bother. I hear he puts a potato in his Speedo.
Psst–Cryer–next time, put the potato in the FRONT of the Speedo.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:22 pm
NHSparky,
If you are ever in Louisiana, please let me buy you a beer or ten. You have kept me laughing all day.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:22 pm
I’ve heard of shithouse lawyers before, but have never witnessed someone as imbecilic as ‘Anonymous’.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:47 pm
@182 “Psst–Cryer–next time, put the potato in the FRONT of the Speedo.” Messed the damn keyboard up! Thanks.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Jonn, if he emails you, please add me to the case as well.
Let’s hope he goes for over 75k or whatever it is so we can have a diversity case in federal court, that would be really fun. Then again, anyone believe that this assclown has enough money to secure a lawyer for a BS claim?
No, me either. But, on the off chance I am wrong, get me added.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:57 pm
Look out kids, it’s Navy SEAL Joe, and he’s coming right for us!
September 20th, 2011 at 5:05 pm
709 Gulf Stream Drive
Ocean City. MD. 21842
Um, yeah, no. Although it is for sale, and Imad was a very nice person to talk to, but I got the impression the place was not occupied. Furnished, but that was included in the price of the sale.
Try again, Joseph.
September 20th, 2011 at 5:18 pm
TSO, a federal court would be interesting. However, having googled Mr. Cryer and having seen the number of sites who agree that he is a fake, we may have trouble with meeting the complete diversity standard if he sues the Shantags and the other sites as well.
I am not sure who would be foolish enough to represent him. Rule 11 is a pain for posers you know. I guess having “studied and practiced Law” for years, he could represent himself. Funny, he never did say where he went to law school or whether he passed one of those pesky bar exams did he? My bet is that he is about as much a lawyer as he is a SEAL.
September 20th, 2011 at 5:24 pm
I’d hand this off to Larry and the Stolen Valor guys, but I’m afraid they’d never take my calls again.
September 20th, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Now if only Cryer would announce his candidacy for the GOP ticket somewhere in Florida.
September 20th, 2011 at 5:45 pm
Hmmm… TSO, were you not once a Chippendale dancer?
Maybe it’s a flawed memory or fantasy or something.
Anyway, I was thinking they might have a union? You lawyer types don’t wanna get involved in THAT.
September 20th, 2011 at 6:42 pm
Well, Cryer, you have once again avoided the question I posed to you several times. Why is that? I know why and everyone else who has even glanced at this thread knows; you’re a fraud.
Just to let you know, many have threatened lawsuits against Jonn and TSO, yet none of them have actually done so. Do you want to know why? Because every single one of them have come to their senses and realized that just threatening a lawsuit around here, as a way of intimidating us, works as well as trying to block Rosie O’ Donnell from the buffet line. Keep flapping your yapper about a lawsuit, you’ll notice we don’t care. Instead of talking about it; do it, I dare you, but be prepared for Jonn to return the favor, somewhat, because he wasn’t kidding about looking into your disability claim.
As for me; I’ve been threatened with getting shot, because some numbnuts tried to intimidate me into being quiet about his alleged claims, but when the time came to meet up and put up, he was a no-show. I think Sparky was threatened with a flaming gerbil….or was it Zero?
September 20th, 2011 at 6:51 pm
OT #193: Bubbleheads have to deal with issues, but not from me.
September 20th, 2011 at 7:08 pm
I’m not sure if I got threatened with the flaming gerbil either, not that I’d notice after five Westpacs. I did, however, get threatened several times by people on different boards who said they were going to call (take your pick) the FBI, the Secret Service, and the state and local police departments.
About the only one who REALLY pissed me off was someone who went to HR where I worked and claimed I was threatening them. (For the record, they were a Paulbot, which hopefully explains my disdain for them. Sorry about the broad brush, Paul supporters, but you are the company you keep.) HR looked at my posts, talked to me for about five minutes, then nicely told them to get fucked.
And Cryer, where the fuck are ya, man? We’re so close to pushing this beast over the cliff at 200 posts, and you go and pull a disappearing act on us? Is that any way for a phony SEAL to act?
September 20th, 2011 at 7:47 pm
Pal of mine offered this:
Well, at least he didn’t claim his records were ‘sealed.’ I have patented my special blend that results in and is registered under the name, Dr. Waterman’s Record Sealing Wax. It is specially blended to bond with any type of paper so that your records, once sealed cannot ever be read. However, in order to obtain any of this fine product, you have to go around claiming to have been a SEAL or SF Troop and insist that your records are sealed and that all you did were ‘black ops.’ What a douchebag….. Whoops, a douchebag has a useful function!
Made me smile… YMMV.
September 20th, 2011 at 7:51 pm
OK…you CAN pay for this kind of entertainment. Jonn..where do I send the check? Can’t find your address. What’s the matter….you don’t want the check???? I don’t understand post 102???? Click? I’m a lawyer, I know how to prick…not click. OK FOR YOU!!! NO ADDRESS, NO CZECH!
SEAL TEAM 6 Vet.
PS…Old Trooper…”You have to ask me nicely!” (A Few Good Men)
September 20th, 2011 at 7:57 pm
Dang… Jonn must be sleeping. He has no sense of humor, but he does try.
September 20th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Jonn was silly enough to jump out of an airplane.
September 20th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Cryer me a river
of sequins and bows
we’ll get to 200
and then to BUDS we won’t go
September 20th, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Great… we made 200, now what?
1AirCav69 #197: Just donate to SA. Jonn ain’t an exemplar.
September 20th, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Hey, pons, at least when you jump out of a perfectly good airplane, they can hear you screaming all the way to the ground.
Try THAT under 800 feet of water.
I guess Cryer had to head to work at 7/11, or the “buy me drinky me love you long time GI” ghey bar. And it was just beginning to get interesting, too.
September 20th, 2011 at 8:16 pm
DAMN! This is what I missed because I had actual real-life shit to get done? I hate it when that happens. Sigh.
Someone ought to tell Mr Cryer that the neat thing about a lawsuit is that whole “discovery” process. That goes both ways. Sort of like a Chippendale Dancer.
September 20th, 2011 at 8:20 pm
What’s the sound of a bubblehead screaming under 800 feet of water?
blup blup blup
September 20th, 2011 at 8:21 pm
NHSparky %202: This bit of pond scum agrees, you bubbleheads are a special breed? Better than the rest of us… unless you were a SEAL. I suspect Mr. Cryer is, in fact, ghey. But I tried to bridge that gap. [shrug]
September 20th, 2011 at 8:37 pm
I just want to thank you guys for ensuring that my productivity today was near zero. It was fun, but I didn’t get nothing done!
September 20th, 2011 at 8:47 pm
Special–as in short-bus, maybe. And no, I’ll never claim I was a SEAL. Closest I ever got was a few rode my boat for weekly ops, one guy got his finger bitten off by a SEAL in a bar fight in Guam, and I did a couple of weeks at school on NAB Coronado, but never had the desire to run through surf and have psychotic instructors on my ass 24/7. Power School was bad enough.
September 20th, 2011 at 8:49 pm
1AirCav69 #197:
Jonn makes a few shekels when we click on those ads under the top 3 posts, and I believe he uses that to buy good beer n cigars. We’ll know when we have clicked too many, because he will be all shitfaced trying to write, or trying to pick up Elaine Brower.
Awww CRAP! Sorry Jonn, now Gordon Duffster will know about the Mossad connection here. Sorry about the “Shekels” mention. I will try not to let it happen again.
September 20th, 2011 at 9:02 pm
Dang, y’all have been busy!!
Not that anyone asked, but just in case, you can put me in the file also. I can be reached at BR549. Call anytime.
Dance?
September 20th, 2011 at 9:18 pm
It’s almost cliche that a Chippendales dancer wants to sue our pants off. If we lost, would we pay him in $1 increments?
September 20th, 2011 at 9:32 pm
As God is my witness, I still can’t get the thought of the SNL skit with Patrick Swazey and Chris Farley trying out for Chippendales. Must…get…mind…bleach…
September 20th, 2011 at 9:49 pm
Bulldog, I am a CA Bubba, and was assigned to the 414th CA BN in 2009-10
September 20th, 2011 at 9:52 pm
Funny comments
September 20th, 2011 at 10:27 pm
Haha pot calling the kettle black much?
September 20th, 2011 at 10:28 pm
I think Cryer is this kind of S.E.A.L
Sullen
Emo
Asshole
Liar
September 20th, 2011 at 10:32 pm
Haha Bravo Zulu Nucsnipe
September 20th, 2011 at 10:35 pm
Well I am glad that we made it over 200 comments. Regarding this subject though, we will just deal with it in the Court of Law. No big deal actually. Internet Libel Slander. Regarding my military records and the VA you can have at it. I am sure the VA is easy to navigate to find the answers you are looking for.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:47 pm
And at 207 comments, he still cannot answer with a simple Yes, or No, to a very simple question: “Were you ever a SEAL”. Totally phony.
Read this as:
“Frankly Opinionated says that any reference to being a member of the SEALs, by one Joseph Cryer is a blatent lie. He is not nor never was a SEAL. He is a phony.”
Bring it, Liar.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:50 pm
****ERROR ABOVE****
Should read comment 217 and not 207 Fast fingers, not so fast planning.
September 20th, 2011 at 10:53 pm
In court you say. Then there is only one court for a case like this.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:31 pm
Mr. Cryer –
After receiving my mail today, I have determined that you deserve to either (a) rot in hell as a sociopathic liar or (b) be committed because you are mentally ill. You do not deserve the company of any of the people on this blog. You certainly do not deserve to ever be in the company of the men who did attend BUD/S and really are SEALS.
Today I received a hand written thank you note from the family of Navy SEAL Chris Campbell for the donation I made to the Wounded Warrior Project in his memory. I never met the man, but that is what he requested before he died, so I made a donation. The note from his family makes me feel that anything I may have done is completely inadequate.
You should immediately donate to this worthy cause in the honor of REAL SEALs as some form of penance for claiming an honor you did not earn in an effort to get respect you do not deserve.
As for your threats of litigation, please ensure that you send a copy of any and all pleadings in any cause of action in these matters to me in care of TSO and Jonn at this blog. The email address is above. Please be aware that my friends and I are much better lawyers than you can possibly afford and that we will defend anyone you go after for telling the truth about who you are, and who you are not. I hope you understand that discovery is very extensive and very expensive – at least it will be for you, not so much for them because they will have excellent representation pro bono.
I could never be a SEAL. I do not like to be wet, cold, dirty, or yelled at. However, I can and will defend the honor of those who are SEALs against those who pose.
Govern yourself accordingly.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:36 pm
I hear ya, I know this is hostile territory. I came to you guys/gals to address this issue. Much easier to look the other way. I just felt it needed to be addressed. I will be suing the Shantag’s as well as the Shipley’s for defamation of character, Libel Slander. I might hold off on Don and his wife because I like his attitude. How many of you are on the Shantag’s payroll? The Shantag’s have enemies throughout the government. And contrary to what they present they are not an extension of the US Government.
September 20th, 2011 at 11:39 pm
@Susan- That was a very nice email. Every bit counts.. Joe-
September 20th, 2011 at 11:41 pm
@Susan- I will copy you on pending litigation. Joe-
September 21st, 2011 at 12:24 am
For the love of God at least get your causes of action straight. Libel is a cause of action. Slander is a separate cause of action. “Libel slander” is meaningless. That is like saying “assault battery.” There should at least be an “and” in there.
Just out of curiosity what did Mrs. Shipley do that you think is actionable? I know Don has his phony of the week thing that hurt your feelings, but what did she do?
September 21st, 2011 at 12:37 am
@Sue- (can I call you Sue)? My feelings are not hurt whatsoever. Do you think internet slander bothers me, it does not. I am flattered actually, that people will go out of there way to attempt to defame me. I would assume that Extreme SEAL Experience is in both Don and his wife’s name? That was why I mentioned the two of them, but like I said I am not sold in going after them because I know Don is a Patriot. Don knows I am coming down in January, we have already discussed this.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:50 am
Then why are you here?
I would really like to know what statements about you have been false?
September 21st, 2011 at 7:12 am
This has been fun. Hasn’t helped my productivity, but fun.
Crybaby: Put up or shut up: were you indeed ever a SEAL and if so, name BUD/S. If you can’t answer, add me to the list and you can reach me through Jonn.
Get help, you clearly need it.
September 21st, 2011 at 7:13 am
Cryer–what a fucking appropriate name.
September 21st, 2011 at 7:28 am
“I hear ya, I know this is hostile territory. I came to you guys/gals to address this issue.”
No you didn’t, because you have still not addressed the issue. You claimed you were a SEAL and have continued to deflect from answering the direct question put to you of whether you attended BUD/S. That is the issue you need to address and haven’t in 230 comments. You’re a fake and a liar.
September 21st, 2011 at 8:29 am
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September 21st, 2011 at 9:25 am
I really hoped to log on this morning and see an answer from the town cryer. Guess it will be another unproductive day
September 21st, 2011 at 9:52 am
Mr. Cryer,
You should not call me Sue if you expect an answer. Well, you can if I can call you pathological liar. I love the way you read comments telling you to rot in hell as an invitation for conversation. You are a liar. You are not a SEAL. Sue me.
September 21st, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Mr. Cryer: You might as well add me to that lawsuit list of yours. Lilyea, I’ve relocated check your inbox. Susan, you may get my contact info from Jonn. I have no problem giving a deposition on behalf of POW Network, Jonn or anyone else I have run with here. Actually, I look forward to learning just exactly how an individual riding a boat contracts PTSD versus another individual in the heat of line duty combat….
September 21st, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Man, I just spent my lunch half hour (Working at the VA-actually helping Veterans)reading through this. Words fail.
September 22nd, 2011 at 12:49 am
OK, three bags of popcorn, and a plate of chips and cheese. And, Cryer, or douchebag, you still need to sue your English teachers and whoever may have signed your diploma, because you really got screwed back in high school last year. You can’t even construct a simple sentence, and you certainly don’t know the difference between offending your sensibilities(if you have any), and an actionable offense.
But, just ask Jonn for our names, he can track us down. Looking forward to seeing you in court, cupcake. And, while you’re out on the town, give Choi a kiss for us, m’kay?
September 22nd, 2011 at 7:32 am
Sgt K–if someone wanted to prosecute him for fraud, how would they go about it?
Inquiring minds want to know. Hell, the phony ID alone is worth some federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison time.
March 4th, 2012 at 9:10 pm
I don’t know about all you tough guys. I went through Col Milletts tactical training course in 66. Tied between two posts while they wrapped a number of turns of wire around my wrists and ankles. Commenced to crank on that old style radio generator seemed like hours when they let me down both arms were black and hairs fell off both arms. Then they drug me over to a single post tied my hands behind my back and then shoved me to the ground and the tied my ankles to the top of the post. Then because all the name tags were blackened out of the SFG sgts. They started to pour a canteen of water up my nose and down my throat alternating while kicking me in the middle of the back. Went to the hospital and they falsified the medical reports. I hate all you tough guys that think you can make or break mens will. I don’t know who this guy is but maybe he’s telling the truth maybe not but tough guys shouldn’t really give two swizzle sticks about characters that pretend to be something that their not. Good luck in running them down and making yourselves feel like big men. Remember a real man doesn’t have to go after a lesser one to prove a point.
March 4th, 2012 at 9:37 pm
Question Dave…how did “THEY” pour water down your throat while you were wearing a ball-gag? Sounds more like you had another one of your Homo-erotic dreams…just sayin’…
March 4th, 2012 at 11:02 pm
THAT, is why you should not do drugs.
March 17th, 2012 at 8:00 pm
@Dave- Don’t worry, no ones spirit is being broken. Any constructive dialogue in this forum is simply not possible and a waste of time and energy.
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