Meet Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich
Someone at the RTB sent me these pictures with a story about how this guy showed up for his son’s stepfather’s graduation from basic training at Fort Benning dressed like this. According to our source, the MPs escorted his monkey ass off post;
Notice that on the desk in the last picture, the nose picker even had a Green Beret to round out the ensemble. I’m surprised the MPs didn’t shoot him on sight out of fear.
“He’s coming right at us!!”
Added: His real name is Nick Androsky according to someone who found his Facebook profile . Check his photos “Routine Patrol” and the one of him jumping at 30,000 feet from the Space Shuttle, I suppose.
Second Add Sporkmaster: Just to remove any questions about the Combat Badges crossing over from Army to Air Force that the regulations do not allow it. This is on page 149.
Permanent assignment denotes non TDY status. This rule also applies to other badges or patches i.e., Army Combat Patches earned or awarded by sister service components. Upon Permanent Change of Station (PCS) to an Air Force unit the member will remove them.
Also anyone who has received the CIB, CMB, CAB, or CAR can have it converted to the new Combat Action Medal. (Which our resident POS is wearing on the top row next to the Silver Star.)
Scott sends these screenshots of his Facebook Wall before he tore it down;
ADDED 6-21-2011: The guy at “Copy All” has uncovered Androsky’s appeal for his court martial, apparently for drug use back in 2004. Thanks to Chris for the link.
ADDED July 20, 2011: We have Androsky’s actual military records, now.
June 16th, 2011 at 2:19 pm
No, I have no clue if that is him, I just googled AF and the dudes last name. (That was why I had a question mark in my email you!)
June 16th, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Holy screaming crap! That is quite an abortion of a uniform he has going on there. Army as well as air force gongs and badges, but the boots are just a fashion faux pas. Even the Zooms would know better than to wear TAN with BLUE>
June 16th, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Holy screaming crap! That is quite an abortion of a uniform he has going on there. Army as well as air force gongs and badges, but the boots are just a fashion faux pas. Even the Zooms would know better than to wear TAN with BLUE.
June 16th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Wow. Just Wow.
He is wearing the CMB with two stars. There has only been one person that has been awarded three CMBs and he passed away years ago.
June 16th, 2011 at 2:29 pm
15 rows of medals, dude could kill you with his MIND.
June 16th, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Wow…just wow. Nice to see the Air Force is issuing CIBs…and a three-timer too.
June 16th, 2011 at 2:32 pm
I think we’ve just found the right guy to advise the POTUS on the war in Libya.
June 16th, 2011 at 2:38 pm
Unbelievable!
June 16th, 2011 at 2:42 pm
Holy crap! His son must have been mortified.
June 16th, 2011 at 2:45 pm
Thank you, Jonn and TSO @ 5. That was the best laugh I’ve had in a long time. What a hoot!
June 16th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
I should know better than to read TAH at work, I saw this and yelped out loud!! Seriously–I am completely vapor-locked! Don’t even know where to look in these pictures…Desert boots?…bloused trousers?…the haircut?…video game controllers?? I can’t even look at the ribbon rack, it blinds me with it’s unsat-ness.
Bwaaahhaaa
June 16th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
I wonder why he was half-stepping with the Jumpmaster wings. Why not Senior Master Jumper? Was he trying to show some restraint?
June 16th, 2011 at 2:57 pm
Geebus, TSO; warn a guy before you write shit like that. I damn near did my sprinkler impression on my screen! I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny right there.
June 16th, 2011 at 2:59 pm
As for Soup Sammich……..the dude has some serious mental problems to even show up on any military base looking like that.
June 16th, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Wow, just wow…
June 16th, 2011 at 3:09 pm
I feel sorry for his kid. Normally it’s parents being embarressed by kids acting like jackasses, not the other way around.
June 16th, 2011 at 3:10 pm
I feel for his son. But I’d seriously like to put some reality back in his life out in the back alley – a phony zoomer like him wouldn’t know how to meet behind the barn…
June 16th, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Jonn, he only has senior jump wings because he was so busy earning his master aviator wings. Not everyone can jump every flight, he was the pilot fer chrissakes. And the bloused boots? He knew that Benning is also a Ranger base, and you know how those Rangers can pile the bullshit…..He needed to keep his pant cuffs clean.
Did he ride in on the Short bus? In the top photo he looks tired and absolutely bewildered, (like the passengers on the short bus).
June 16th, 2011 at 3:40 pm
I agree with those that feel for his son. I can only imagine what it was like for him. I wonder if he had that uniform and the BS to go with it before his son shipped off to Basic or was this a last minute, run by Clothing Sales to pick up a few ribbons and badges kinda of thing?
June 16th, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Dude appears a couple Thorazine low. His poor son……
June 16th, 2011 at 4:21 pm
This is the saddest attempt at Stloen Valor ever. I am not even mad at this guy, I just feel sorry for him. I can’t even imagine the horror his son felt. You know the entire post knew about it in no time and this is going to follow him to his duty station.
June 16th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Check out his facebook page. It is wide open for anyone to see it. He has photos of his jump badges posted and pictures of his halo jumps. What a fruit..
June 16th, 2011 at 4:28 pm
This is soooo going up on my FB wall.
June 16th, 2011 at 4:33 pm
So… did he actually have a son graduating? He’s such a looney toon I gotta ask.
In HIS bizzaro world his son may have been as phony as his regalia?
June 16th, 2011 at 4:34 pm
15 rows of medals, dude could kill you with his MIND.
Printing out his DD214 kills so many trees that it’s been declared a leading cause of global warming.
June 16th, 2011 at 4:47 pm
I question the story about his son graduating. That guy doesn’t look even 30.
June 16th, 2011 at 5:00 pm
Trying to come up with a biting contemptuous mot sufficient to the scene, but this is so beautiful in its level of full-on disgrace that it speaks for itself.
I love the way the fruit salad goes all the way up and over.
Bet you a jelly donut he’s got a few more rows of ribbons down the back shoulder. And before you crack on me, yes I know chow is not allowed in the barracks and I am not allowed to have jelly donuts because I am a disgusting fatbody.
Good times.
June 16th, 2011 at 5:26 pm
I’m surprised he didn’t wear a Knight of The Realm or whatever that crap around the neck of McBallduster was.
Seriously, I don’t think this was a stolen valor thing. Thats just way too over the top. I feel bad for his son.
June 16th, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Herr Morgenholz, I’m with you on the son bit. But he may have fathered the boy when he was 13, 14.
If he did have a son graduating, I’d not be surprised if the boy kicks his tail when he comes home.
The more I look at it, the more the guy looks like he has a mental issue.
June 16th, 2011 at 5:52 pm
This guy is simply stating that Rambo is a pussy. I’m surprized his balls aren’t in a wheelbarrel they are so big. I have a bunch of jarhead buds that would thoroughly enjoy taking this puke out back and throwing him a blanket party. I’m gonna send his photo to every U.S. Marine I know, all REAL combat veterans. They’re gonna print it out and line the shitter with the photo.
June 16th, 2011 at 6:17 pm
1. You’re missing your chance! This guy would make a great KAMIKAZE PIZZA BOY!
2. I’ll pay for his VASECTOMY the next time the SNAP vehicle comes to the Veterinary Clinic! We DO need to take him out of the GENE POOL, before he reproduces again!
3. I have some old SHOULDER BOARDS that would look sharp with that pretty blue uniform!
The Old Commander
June 16th, 2011 at 6:32 pm
How does he walk upright without leaning to the left?
June 16th, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Take you blood pressure medicine Senior..
June 16th, 2011 at 6:38 pm
it looks like he is wearing the civil war campaign medal ribbon
June 16th, 2011 at 6:40 pm
I just want to take this guy on a combat equipment, night, O2 jump and see if those free fall jump-master wings are for real.
June 16th, 2011 at 6:55 pm
This just made my goddamn day. What a dumbass.
June 16th, 2011 at 7:47 pm
He looks mentally ill, not malicious like some others I have seen.
I agree, he doesn’t look old enough to have a kid 18.
June 16th, 2011 at 7:48 pm
Between the pics and the reader comments I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying. This is priceless.
June 16th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen on TAH. I agree that you can’t even be mad at the guy because he’s clearly not stable. Maybe you should give him IVAW’s contact information, Jonn……he can take Matthis’ place..
June 16th, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Y’all got it all wrong…this dude simply went to a few garage sales and a gun show to assemble his “tribute-suit”. Next week he’ll get his Wolf Scout neckerchief and his Coast Guard chicken guts to add to the ensemble…fab-oo-luss.
June 16th, 2011 at 8:08 pm
What in the holy hell is this uniform monstrosity? Holy Jeebus man! To the ass hat that showed up (at the eternal embarrassment of his son, I’m sure) What in the sam hell were you thinking? Oh, that’s right you weren’t! If you had even an iota or even one positive firing neuron left in your empty skull you wouldn’t have had the sheer audacity (not to mention balls) showing up on a military installation with this ad hoc, POS-put-together, inter-service monstrosity of a dress uniform! All I know is, if some old timer vets had seen you, we would have drug your ass behind a building somewhere and had a close-and-personal ‘wall-to-wall’ counseling session with your sorry ass! Preferably with a rubber hose and some ‘dimensional lumber’ (I love 4×4′s). What a douche!
June 16th, 2011 at 8:14 pm
looks like an mil-surp store puked on this guy.
June 16th, 2011 at 8:20 pm
I’m guessing this is the guy: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1490938743
Ol’ boy was attached to JSOC too:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1038675255728&set=a.1580925531646.2086720.1490938743&type=1&theater
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this picture somewhere else, but it’s too small for me to be sure:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1040855150224&set=a.1580925531646.2086720.1490938743&type=1&theater&pid=30118385&id=1490938743
What a turd.
June 16th, 2011 at 8:22 pm
He must be original CCT
June 16th, 2011 at 8:25 pm
Where’s his commendation from Star Fleet Command??
June 16th, 2011 at 8:27 pm
I called it! If you go to his Facebook profile, go to his wall and start scrolling down. Beginning around May 29th, he makes more than one post talking about he is a wounded medic and says “my minds messed up from PTSD”
June 16th, 2011 at 8:30 pm
Other internets tell me he was a loadmaster in the air force; this seems the most likely story. Not too many phonies out there running around pretending to be loadmasters.
http://www.vetfriends.com/units/?unit=1976
June 16th, 2011 at 8:32 pm
Hey S, just do a google image search for “halo jump” and the picture that you said you are pretty sure you’ve seen before will pop right up….I do believe it’s the second picture on the top row.
June 16th, 2011 at 8:35 pm
Looks like someone off their meds.
June 16th, 2011 at 8:36 pm
Diagnosis from reading his facebook wall: 32-year old can’t get laid, resorts to Rambo stories.
I don’t doubt that he’s fucked up in the head, but I don’t think the military did it to him.
This reads like a Kyle Barwan sequel.
June 16th, 2011 at 8:37 pm
With a birthday of Born on November 8, 1978, he would be what? 33. Do the math on an 18 year old kid, and he was 15 when son was born. Holy shit, he was a stud before he was a stud. Studly sucker, eh?
June 16th, 2011 at 8:38 pm
“S” Shit Kyle Barwan can’t hold a candle to this guy. He has it ALL!
June 16th, 2011 at 8:40 pm
…third rack from the top, dead center…that’s clearly a Battle Of Yavin with Lightsaber Cluster.
June 16th, 2011 at 8:43 pm
82nd Airborne Photo? Maybe?
similar photo, different angle, bottom left here:
http://www.afsoc.af.mil/photos/mediagallery.asp?galleryID=473&page=3
June 16th, 2011 at 8:44 pm
Damn, once I stopped laughing all I could think of was, “WTF?”
June 16th, 2011 at 9:09 pm
I just grabbed this from his FB album showing the jump:
Wayne Stinnett: Poser! That’s a CH-46 Sea Knight MARINE helicopter, which can’t go higher than 12,500′. And those are MARINES doing a HALO jump. Looks to be a few years old, too. They’re wearing woodland camo. Here’s a better image of that exact picture:
http://s473.photobucket.com/albums/rr96/ladychilla/?action=view¤t=MIL_HALO_Jump_lg.jpg&&newest=1.
June 16th, 2011 at 9:17 pm
He’s blocked access to his facebook pictures now. God, I hate posers.
June 16th, 2011 at 9:30 pm
He blocked it, but not before Mary at POW Net got all she needed for a FOIA. He’s already on the wall of shame.
June 16th, 2011 at 9:38 pm
After 36 years in the Navy, I only have 8 rows of ribbons and only one warfare device. I feel like so much less a man.
BTW, that’s toupee he’s wearing.
June 16th, 2011 at 9:50 pm
Good networking everyone, take him down.
June 16th, 2011 at 10:10 pm
He’s certainly an all-around kind of guy! Seriously though, was this meant as a joke?
June 16th, 2011 at 10:19 pm
Top row visible: Silver Star, AF Combat Action Medal (out of order).
Second row visible: Distinguished Flying Cross, Airmans Medal.
Third row visible: Bronze Star with Oak Leaf, Purple Heart.
Fourth row visible: Meritorious Medal, Air medal.
Fifth row visible: JS Commendation Medal, JS Achievement Medal.
I could go on, but he’s apparently got just about every medal the Air Force gives.
June 16th, 2011 at 10:21 pm
Sigh……. his facebook page is gone now. I so wanted to “share” some of his stuff with others.
June 16th, 2011 at 10:29 pm
Well, I’ll be a sonofabiotch! This dude is like one heavy duty god damn *stud*! Damn it, boy! *Popping muh collar*….emmmmmm! My boy & manhood just went down the ol Mississippi, sonofabiotch! Somebody send the USCG after my manhood….the undertow just got me! LOL!
June 16th, 2011 at 10:29 pm
The uniform just isn’t complete, it seems to be missing something.
Got it, a 1st Cav patch would even everything out a make it perfect.
June 16th, 2011 at 10:32 pm
He a supa duty *stud*! Think he’d qualify for IVAW? Hot potato’s…..Lilyea, you’ve been out-studded bro! *Sizzling* hawt!
June 16th, 2011 at 10:34 pm
Oh *snap*! Leave it to Daniel to mention the 1st Cav patch….kill roy! hehe!
June 16th, 2011 at 10:35 pm
Close Melony. Here’s the actual image: http://s473.photobucket.com/albums/rr96/ladychilla/?action=view¤t=MIL_HALO_Jump_lg.jpg&&newest=1
As you can see, they’re jumping from a Marine Sea Knight chopper.
June 16th, 2011 at 10:36 pm
Daniel….that has to be the first phony I’ve seen without one!!
June 16th, 2011 at 10:40 pm
That’d be numba two(2) Old Tanker…..
June 16th, 2011 at 10:54 pm
This post took Jonn’s Anger Management post right off the table. This is better than Kyle Barwan.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:00 pm
Wrong article, whatever. But I just came across this today.
The SWAT team that murdered Guerena was cleared of any wrongdoing by their peers: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004438/SWAT-team-shot-Iraq-war-vet-Jose-Guerena-cleared.html
I haven’t seen it reported here, and I know you guys have been trying to follow the story.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:00 pm
thanks Wayne…I guess I should have posed the question..couldn’t that be a “stock” photo, found on any military site…
June 16th, 2011 at 11:11 pm
Melony: I first saw that photo while looking through the military’s own photo albums online. He snatched it from that one, as he did with the “routine patrol” photo.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:21 pm
@ #72….Yea that was a couple of posts back, bro.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:21 pm
Frankly,
Thanks! I kinda thought so when I first saw the photos..
June 16th, 2011 at 11:39 pm
That’s how I found it Frankly. Did a google image search for “haol jump” and it was the second image.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:41 pm
Make that “halo jump”.
June 17th, 2011 at 12:58 am
In the former Soviet Union this dude would have less medals than a private.
You know what this is? This is Medal Bukakke and this guy is the champ.
June 17th, 2011 at 1:18 am
Damn it Sniper! ROFLMAO!
June 17th, 2011 at 1:51 am
Sorry for possible double post.
Whoa, don’t these guys have any honor? To try to pull this crap at Benning of all places too. ASS!
Prosecute and humiliate. Its the only way they’ll learn.
June 17th, 2011 at 2:42 am
I personally know several bad ass team guys with 25+ years in and they don’t have half the salad this fucktard has. And the badges.. really dude? If that didn’t tip the spectators off, thebloused desert boots with the dress uniform alone should have gotten his ass kicked! Go home and kill yourself!
June 17th, 2011 at 4:49 am
I wonder when his tour in Antarctica was?
June 17th, 2011 at 6:59 am
@68,
Dunno Wayne, looks like a Chinook to me….look at the windows…
June 17th, 2011 at 7:55 am
This is just disrespectful in every damn way i would have smoked his ass if i would have seen him with that green beret we have to earn that you shouldent even be able to buy that stuff with out a Military ID but nothing less this is as funny as hell!!
June 17th, 2011 at 7:59 am
None of you caught that this “Man” is wearing a /ladies/ Class-a Coat??!?!11??!1?
June 17th, 2011 at 8:10 am
#85: If the dude was making a semi-serious attemnpt, I would be right along with you in the anger department, but this is so bad you can’t do anything but laugh. Plus, he got on to Benning dressed like that in the first place, which makes me more angry than what Soup Sammich is attempting to wear.
June 17th, 2011 at 9:12 am
I caught a bit of his fb page and he had 300+ friends and was all about promoting religion and his combat experience. Just like Matthis, his photo examples of combat experience never actually identified him. However, I am suspect about the backstory of him attending his kid’s BCT graduation. Not sure where that came from in all this mess… Besides all the age issues previously discussed, on AKO there are only five other people with his last name. One is a future soldier/DEP from Michigan. The others couldn’t be a recent BCT grad. While one never assumes kids have the last name of their parents, there is more to the story surrounding his attempt to get on post.
June 17th, 2011 at 9:28 am
Somewhere an institution is missing an idiot.
June 17th, 2011 at 9:35 am
Also has a Humanitarian Service Medal (middle, second row from bottom.) Guess in between all his high-speed, low-drag missions he was saving kittens too. Me, I had to clean up Guam for mine.
Jesus, I try to spend ONE night with my girlfriend and I miss all this?
June 17th, 2011 at 9:50 am
Holy ballheaded ape shit, they let one escape.
June 17th, 2011 at 9:59 am
@ CPT Me: Not only did he show up looking like that on Family Day at BCT, he tried to lock up a 1SG. I used to work with the guy that took the pictures. This dude claimed to be the father of a trainee and wanted to speak to someone about how this cat was getting treated… Unbelievable.
June 17th, 2011 at 10:00 am
Key word being “Claimed”– was not related to the kid
June 17th, 2011 at 10:16 am
If you’re gonna be a fake, read the frickin’ manual… holy cripes!
June 17th, 2011 at 10:30 am
The SOB needs to be shot
June 17th, 2011 at 10:45 am
This poor SOB truly has big holes in his sea bag. He looks like he went to a surplus store and told them to give him one of everything……moron!
June 17th, 2011 at 10:45 am
Put his ass in the military so he gains a little respect for what are men and women do for this country!
June 17th, 2011 at 10:49 am
I think that should have shot him just to put him out of his misery.
June 17th, 2011 at 10:54 am
“Ov’ corse’ I’m an Amerikan; why you ask me such? I looove Amerika. Is great country, or wha? Yebitz!”
What a pathetic jerk; a walking, talking rectum of the highest order.
June 17th, 2011 at 11:30 am
#84
It is a CH-47. The external engine pods are the dead give away. I’ll remember the difference ’till I die, my first jumps with the Paramule team at USMAPS were at Quantico out of a CH-46. Engines are inside the fuselage, no pods – REALLY loud in there!
June 17th, 2011 at 11:58 am
Wow! Finally we’ve found a guy who has wears as many ribbons and badges as General Petraeus!
June 17th, 2011 at 12:02 pm
I believe this is his MySpace page. It has pictures of his badges and halo jump.
http://www.myspace.com/androskysouth/photos/40868380#%7B%22ImageId%22%3A40868380%7D
June 17th, 2011 at 12:03 pm
I will stick up for the nut-job just tiny bit. It is a Men’s Service Coat. The button are on the RIGHT side of the coat, women’s coats have the buttons on the left.
Now, everyone else please feel free to continue ripping this guy to shreds. Each jab at him continues to bring an even bigger smile to my face.
June 17th, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Every time I look at one of these posers, I just lean back on my chair and sigh frustratedly. This piece of work is a slap in the face to every single Soldier, Marine, Sailor, Airmen and Coastie that has ever shed an ounce of their blood in a foreign land for us all.
Beating this guy up to a bloddy pulp wouldn’t stop this practice from accuring and it makes little for the brothers and sisters that have lost limbs and lives in Iraq and Afghanistan. This little piece of work parades himself like a blinged-up attention whore, trying his damnest best to look all HOOAH when in reality he lokks all “Huh?!”; I mean, look at his uniform jacket…
It is both funny and pathetic at the same time.
June 17th, 2011 at 2:09 pm
A good ass-chewing in public is the best treatment you can give fucks like this. They’re in it for attaboys; if they get their asses publicly handed to them by someone who knows better (which, judging by the hangdog expression on Sammich’s face up there is probably exactly what happened to him), they’re less likely to try it again.
June 17th, 2011 at 2:37 pm
Anyone with a myspace account could go to his:
http://www.myspace.com/androskysouth/photos/40868380#%7B%22ImageId%22%3A40868380%7D
And comment on all those photos in his photo section. I don’t have an account,so I was only able to look at his claims. Master Jumper, “MY Jump wings” Master Aircrew, “MY Aircrew Wings”, Random photo of a C-130, “MY Herc”. Etc.
Beat him up. He closed his FB account when I and others began commenting on his photos there.
Also, someone please try to come up with a town, address, phone number, whatever, and post it here or e-mail it to Jonn.
June 17th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
“Besides all the age issues previously discussed, on AKO there are only five other people with his last name. One is a future soldier/DEP from Michigan. The others couldn’t be a recent BCT grad. While one never assumes kids have the last name of their parents, there is more to the story surrounding his attempt to get on post.”
“This dude claimed to be the father of a trainee and wanted to speak to someone about how this cat was getting treated…
Key word being “Claimed”– was not related to the kid”
Good God, I hope no kid who is actually earning the right to be a Soldier is related to this clearly Coo-coo for cocoa puffs case…
June 17th, 2011 at 2:48 pm
We already have all of his particulars…POW Network has requested his records. It looks like he was in the Air Force a few years back.
June 17th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Hey, little Nicky is a friend of Miranda Lambert, Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney and a lot more stars. This guy is just too cool.
June 17th, 2011 at 3:08 pm
I am totally pissed. No CAV patch. He needs to go back to phoney school and get it right.
I think this is the funniest I’ve ever seen. Gonna take this link over to Patriotfiles 2.0 so all my bros can get a laugh.
Thanks Jonn…as always!
June 17th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
This man was merely trying to save taxpayers money on training. He is obviously qualified for everything he has badges for. As a noted economic expert thanks to my extensive coursework in college (I took both micro and macro), I can say that we need more of his kind in the military for when the masses revolt. I would be proud to have that airman preparing my A-10 for strafing runs against the crowds of American citizens that I some day hope to mow down.
June 17th, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Frankly, I can’t believe you didn’t do an “extensive” search on his friends…He is friends with OMG!Magazine (which is where his photo up there needs to be
) and American Idol..
(kidding of course)
June 17th, 2011 at 4:04 pm
Sporkmaster, that’s a CIB not a CMB
By Sporkmaster: He is wearing both. The CMB with two stars is on the bottom left next to the Air Assault Badge.
June 17th, 2011 at 4:09 pm
This guy is like 34 years old and had a 26 year ol STEPSON graduating Basic Training. I work in the same unit (198th IN)
June 17th, 2011 at 4:50 pm
I wonder how many posers there are out there that we don’t know about because they simply do a little bit of research first.
June 17th, 2011 at 4:51 pm
By the looks of the pics and his FB page…it seems like he has a serious mental illness.
June 17th, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Wow this dude is one Crazy guy! And some people think that they won’t get found out.
June 17th, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Wow, a real lIfe space shuttle door gunner! I love how the losers think that the only way to get noticed is to be some off the wall crazy moon base amphibious assault sniper recon ranger. I did two tours with the AF. Iraq and the ‘Stan. Did I parade myself around with 9680 medals or an occupation badge I didn’t fill? No, but then again I know that the majority of the AF is support, not ops, and I’M OKAY WITH THAT. what did I do? Air Transport, made sure the trigger pullers had ammo armor and food, humble job though I took pride in it. I live close to Benning, maybe I’ll run into this jackass at some point, maybe even do an interview. Yes, exactly what should be done…
June 17th, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Holy Crap! The only thing missing is a Condemnation Medal with a Rupee Pendant!
June 17th, 2011 at 7:36 pm
No longer on facebook. He has gone back into shameland. Too bad too. Would not be hard to put this guy in for action under the Stolen Valor Act.
June 17th, 2011 at 7:38 pm
This ain’t nothing…. look at what we have as a president.
June 17th, 2011 at 7:49 pm
Holy penguin feathers! I know this guy, he is the military advisor for all the Hollywood movies!
June 17th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Looking closer, not only is he some kind of super spec ops stud…. but he was also in a marine amphibius assault in Iraq….
June 17th, 2011 at 8:12 pm
They have him up over at SOCNET. This is one comment that I found there.
A little background; this picture was taken in the foyer of my Battalion HQs. My SDNCO came and got me, and I was addressing this guy when I’d had enough and told a Company XO to get a picture of this clown.
He came looking for my CSM to file a complaint because a Drill Sergeant had shown him disrespect…We had a little Q&A before I called the MPs, and his claims were so outlandish I’m not sure where to begin. From head to toe–
-He wears the Green Beret because he was ‘assigned to JSOC’…as a loadmaster.
-He was medically retired (you know, cause he was wounded and all) and cannot tell me the circumstances of his Purple Heart nor his Silver Star (or BSM-V).
-He says he served in Iraq and AFG, so that is why his CIB has two stars…
I’m fairly certain he served in the Air Force for a little while, and probably was a loadie; he knew too much to be a civilian. I had the SD photocopy his driver’s license before the MPs took him.
He showed up to OSUT graduation this morning in cutoff multicams, a cheesy ‘Death from Above’ tshirt, and a Special Forces baseball cap…His 28 year old stepfather/PFC is married to his 54 year old mom.
I’m pretty impressed how fast this has made it around- this happened Wednesday night, and I sent the pic to six people yesterday morning.
June 17th, 2011 at 8:15 pm
If y’all think the comments here on this post are good, go on over to SOCNET and get their take on it. ROTFLMAO Over and over, and over……
http://www.socnet.com/showthread.php?t=102949&page=3
June 17th, 2011 at 8:20 pm
More from SOCNET Comments:
RN47; Sir, please tell me you let your CSM loose on this oxygen thief. Or, possibly arranged for SPC-4 mafia to snatch this guy up and take him into the woodline.
Wow. Just wow.
RN47:
Unfortunately my CSM is on leave; the senior 1SG (acting CSM) told him to pound sand about 12 seconds into their conversation. The SDNCO then tapped on my door and said “Sir you really, really need to see this…”
June 17th, 2011 at 8:35 pm
“His 28 year old stepfather/PFC is married to his 54 year old mom.”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
June 17th, 2011 at 8:46 pm
“His 28 year old stepfather/PFC is married to his 54 year old mom.” And, she rolled up the windows and locked the car doors when the MP’s showed up? Bwahahahahaha. Whoever said it is right, you can’t make this shit up.
June 17th, 2011 at 9:00 pm
Yeah… JSOC loadmaster.. I met and worked with AFSOC loads, and they were like the rest of… just the regular guy. The hardware would be different too. AC/MC-130′s are the name of the game for AFSOC, not the typical C-130 herky bird.
June 17th, 2011 at 9:08 pm
I’m an actual AF MSgt(Ret). I worked fighter jets and had an average career…never saw action, never was outside the wire or in contact, nor do I pretend to have done any of that. Having said that I’ll pay for the lawyer if one of you fine folks at Benning wants to crack this son-of-a-bitch in the mouth with something hard.
Much obliged
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June 17th, 2011 at 9:32 pm
Ummmm is there anything left to say? How come I don’t get to meet a person dressed like this? I can’t believe he showed up to his son’s grad dressed like that.
June 17th, 2011 at 10:57 pm
Just one outlier comment about his AF uniform jacket – did they go from four buttons to three, with no upper pockets and no buttons on the lower pockets at some point? I kept looking at it, thinking something (else) looked funky about it, and there it was.
June 17th, 2011 at 10:57 pm
FAIL! His “U.S.” insignia’s are off…if he’s going to showboat he better have that sh*t straight!
June 17th, 2011 at 10:58 pm
lol his wings are carrying his metric shit ton of ribbonage…
June 17th, 2011 at 11:05 pm
To Currahee John–
Yeah that’s the correct coat…it changed in ’94 if I recall correctly. The old one was criticized for not being “distinctly Air Force” enough. So we went from a military looking coat to this ghey corporate looking bullshit.
June 17th, 2011 at 11:11 pm
He’s a fake no doubt but who cares. Good thing he was escorted out for his own safety. Why he’d want to pose is a mystery. Could have picked something more convincing instead.
June 17th, 2011 at 11:20 pm
Artus – My sympathies, I guess I hadn’t paid much attention to the AF uniforms over the years. That does look just…off to me for some reason.
One other questions, what in the world is that round badge directly under his 2-star CIB? It looks just like the little logo that Paladin Press/SOF Magazine uses.
June 18th, 2011 at 1:07 am
@Currahee
I do believe that to be Special Operations Diver Badge (US Army) I could be wrong though.
June 18th, 2011 at 1:58 am
Here is the truth about uniforms…for all services:
This next link says that he was an E4:
June 18th, 2011 at 2:56 am
Wow, the dude is also a combat medic (3rd award)???? His VetFriends profile said he was just an E4… his hole keeps getting deeper and deeper!
June 18th, 2011 at 4:32 am
People, people, people! What I want to know is….Where is this asshat’s fQQking 1st Cavalry patch! Somabiotch! Oh yea, he forgot to fly MP badge too fQQking asshole….
June 18th, 2011 at 7:51 am
Just a loon. Never been through basic training ANYWHERE, to have that much S!$@# out of place. Everyone one knows the ribbon rack has an order,,,unless they didn’t go over that at the Mil Surplus store. Just a loon, hope it didn’t come from a gun show, giving the rest of us a bad name!
June 18th, 2011 at 8:41 am
He would have a Medal of Honor but they’d have to declassify his missions first. (Hint: he’s the reason the Soviet Union collapsed)
June 18th, 2011 at 8:43 am
Thanks for putting up the background FO. It seems his “stepfather” was surprised and ashamed to see this when he was brought into HQ and saw this cluster. The troops said that the graduating “stepfather” did well in basic and all in all was squared away. Of course, when you have a “stepson” that’s older than you, there’s some red flags waving to begin with.
June 18th, 2011 at 8:54 am
Put his boots on the ground in Libya!
June 18th, 2011 at 9:04 am
There’s “Stolen Valor” and then there’s “flat out crazy”. I think our friend here belongs in the second category. If he were sane, he’d at least have worn footwear that went with a blue uniform and, maybe, stuck to one branch of service.
June 18th, 2011 at 9:14 am
WTH? I am so freaking curious as to why he wasnt detained until they called the local FBI SAC instead they just released him. And the award with 2 stars is the Combat Infantryman’s Badge, the CMB has one star. Niether one are awarded to AF personell among a whole lot of other awards he’s wearing.
June 18th, 2011 at 9:22 am
Dumb enough to go on Benning in a costume like that, I bet he would respond to an e-mail from me. Anyone got an addy on him? Or even a phone number? I soooo want to get in contact with him.
June 18th, 2011 at 10:18 am
I don’t know, FO, the easiest way would be to chat him up on MySpace, but who wants to join, just to mess with this douchenozzle?
I looked in a few places, can’t seem to find anything specific on him.
June 18th, 2011 at 10:43 am
OK, the Antarctica ribbon slays me.
June 18th, 2011 at 11:25 am
Being ancient in age, a retired Chief Petty Officer,, Navy Submariner type and a retired over the road 18 wheeler driver,, I have the correct answer…. naturally. This guy’s grandmother was a follower of Dr. Timothy Leary and was deeply into Dr. Leary’s plan of “LIVING BETTER THROUGH CHEMISTRY”,,,, AKA LSD. Grandma passed it on to Mom and Mom passed it on to her only off spring (we hope). Look at the eye’s on this dude,,,, and he predates American TV survivor and idol series programs…. this boy has been living the dream his entire life. If he is at his son’s graduation from basic…. to late to kill it before it multiplies,,me thinks?
June 18th, 2011 at 11:30 am
He has only one purple heart? What a lame ass!
June 18th, 2011 at 11:39 am
From a friend of mine’s facebook page. He is a Veteran of several tours including 2 in Afghanistan and a Silver Star recipient for his actions at a major battle in Afghanistan during OEF VIII. He is “now a Drill Sergeant at Fort Benning
” This is 100% true.. i cannot make this up.. this happened two days ago…Welcome to my world of Sand Hill….Drill Sergeant…..Everyday I tell myself.. Nothing else can suprise me.. yet the Bermuda Triangle which is Sand Hill keeps proving me wrong”
“This guy’s step dad was a private trainee here.. during family day this mentally hadicapped fellow though he and his dad were disrespected by a Drill Sergeant so a few weeks goes by and this dude comes up to our BN demanding to see the CSM… he had a complaint.. thinking he could strong arm the DS’s showing his AWESOMENESS!!”
” well because he is in no military or IRR service there wasn’t anything we could do..nor was he trying to make a profit.. legally he was only to be escorted from the post, with orders not to return.. He kept his $200 or so worth of flair to try with someone else..and he was 32yrs old…its a looooooong story…”
June 18th, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Diesel Freak:
According to his Myspace album, he has a “sis and lil bro”, who are engaged to be married. Following the family tradition???????????????
Still laughing at a 33 yr old with a 28 yr old stepdad n 54 yr old mom. That has to be one helluva household.
June 18th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
I am pretty sure he also was once the leader of Panama as well as 5 African countries at the same time
June 18th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Please tell me that those photos hanging up in the room behind him are not memorial photos!
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June 18th, 2011 at 1:54 pm
This fag has a dang myspace page
http://www.myspace.com/androskysouth/photos/63966#mssrc=SitesPhotos_AP_ViewPhoto
June 18th, 2011 at 3:59 pm
This just get’s stranger by the moment but,,, so does our America. Seems all have forgotten there used to be Federal Laws about impersonating/misrepresenting military members,law enforcement and fire fighters. There was a time when you got Court Martialed for wearing “non-earned medals”. What has happened with this derranged individual has probably been around since man first chose up sides and killed each other. Any way you choose to look at it,, this guy is a poster child for “STOLEN VALOR” and what’s left of America need’s to go back to prosecuting them. But thanks to Political Correctness,, don’t hold your breath until the current laws (I”m sure they are still on the books) are enforced. WE GET WHAT WE ALLOW TO HAPPEN. He is just expressing himself. You can’t take his right to express himself away,, that is not PC. Back in the “old school” day’s of sanity,, the MP’s would have figured out a way to prevent him “doing it again”. Get used to it,, you ain’t seen nothing yet….
June 18th, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Pretty sure I see a Defense of Stalingrad ribbon with a laser assault on Helsinki. Why didn’t they just shoot him? are you kidding? He can deflect bullets with his Johnson by the looks of things.
June 18th, 2011 at 6:22 pm
That is indeed an Antarctica Ribbon, 9th row from bottom on the right. I bet thats where he got the SF Diver Medal. Probably shot from a boomer torpedo tube at 5,000ft and rolled ashore taking The South Pole by himself.
June 18th, 2011 at 8:19 pm
The lower ribbon rack seems to be all Air Force ribbons. He is wearing four NATO ribbons, you are only supposed to wear the first one that you earned.
June 18th, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Also he has Arrow heads on both the Iraq and Afghanistan Medal. Also the Iraq one has a Gold service Start with the Afghanistan one has a Silver one.
June 18th, 2011 at 10:13 pm
Just think of it as Flair.
June 18th, 2011 at 11:29 pm
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June 18th, 2011 at 11:39 pm
Sasha Lachinski: here’s his facebook friend “it’s actually him”
He invented this person to be his friend.
June 18th, 2011 at 11:40 pm
This person too: Jordan Miller
June 18th, 2011 at 11:40 pm
It’s absolutely incredible. It boggles the mind trying to wrap yer skullmush around all that fruit salad.
June 18th, 2011 at 11:48 pm
Not defending this tool, but just want to comment on the CIB. Lots of former Army guys now in the USAF who proudly wear their earned CIB on Air Force blue.
June 19th, 2011 at 12:44 am
this fucktard still has his myspace available for all to see. there is a pic of him with some hot chick. you can do a side by side of his face. same guy, no doubt. has master aviation (crew) badge pic, master halo, master jumper, and saying they are all “his”. looks like he got caught with his pants down in this pic. btw, isn’t that a female af jacket? shouldn’t there be breast pockets? not sure about af dress uniforms, though
June 19th, 2011 at 1:18 am
He’s also a member of The Sons of Confederate Veterans.
June 19th, 2011 at 2:55 am
I’m an old retired officer sitting here in this god forsaken place called Afghanistan working as a contractor. And I simply can’t tell you how that picture has made our day. We are still laughing and will be laughing all week long. Please don’t take it down. And I am curious as to why he has no marksmanship badges? Would have looked nice to see the badge with 15 or so clasps dangling down to his D&*C.
June 19th, 2011 at 2:58 am
The CIB 3rd award alone would mean that he would have had to serve from the Korean war to the present, This idiot is wearing more stuff than Gen. George s. Patton, I will bet that his son felt 2 inches tall just from seeing him show up,Well atleast the military surplus store made some good money off of the Jackass,I hope the SOB gets atleast 10 years for being a war hero total Fake, They need to 5150 this moron.
June 19th, 2011 at 3:36 am
That is not true. The time zones for the CIB are as followed.
The CIB is authorized for award for the following qualifying periods:
(1) World War II (December 7, 1941 to September 3, 1945).
(2) The Korean War (June 27, 1950 to July 27, 1953).
(3) Republic of Vietnam Conflict (March 2, 1961 to March 28, 1973),combined with qualifying service in Laos (April 19, 1961 to October 6,1962).
(4) Dominican Republic (April 28, 1965 to September 1, 1966).
(5) Korea on the DMZ (January 4, 1969 to March 31, 1994).
(6) El Salvador (January 1, 1981 to February 1, 1992).
(7) Grenada (October 23 to November 21, 1983).
(8) Joint Security Area, Panmunjom, Korea (November 23, 1984).
(9) Panama (December 20, 1989 to January 31, 1990).
(10) Southwest Asia Conflict (January 17 to April 11, 1991).
(11) Somalia (June 5, 1992 to March 31, 1994).
(12) Afghanistan (Operation ENDURING FREEDOM, December 5, 2001 to a date to be determined).
(13) Iraq (Operation IRAQI FREEDOM, March 19, 2003 to a date to be determined).
This is per regulations.
June 19th, 2011 at 4:29 am
Can someone say “Boot to the face!” or Spartan Kick this step dad… embarrassment…
Soon
June 19th, 2011 at 4:29 am
Can someone say “Boot to the face!” or Spartan Kick this step dad… embarrassment…
June 19th, 2011 at 8:37 am
Man, I would love to know what kind of psychosis this man has. I hope he’s been to a doc and is on meds. He is obviously sick and delusional. This outfit screams “I need help” – I sure hope he gets some before he picks up a gun and pretends he’s really a soldier.
Oh and if you google his name there are some real gems out there. Some of his crazy-ass posts:
Nick Androsky: “WOMEN need an amputation, not a bandge! Be wary my friends their wiley, evil, and master manipulaters!
FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF FUCKING WITH A MULTIPLE
WOUNDED VETEAN?!? YO QUIT SPITTING FRIEND AND VISIT
TALKS HONEY, MY MINDS MESSED UP FROM PTSD (post
traumatic stess disorder) playing with my emotions
GIRLS!!!! START being my FRIEND as i may deploy!! Bad
feeling i’m PRAYIN FOR K.I.A.! SKI”
Nick Androsky to Jeremy Piven Movement (facebook)
“Thank u sir for getting me and most of my team through hell in africa and middle east! would u consider an autograph pic? Ssgt. nick “ski” androsky US SPECIAL FORCES love ya man. do more for us especially wounded vets. keeping us sane!”
Nick Androsky to Rex Lee(facebook post)
“ya’ll on entorage kept me and most of my team through hell in africa and middle east! Ssgt. Nick Androsky US SPECIAL FORCES love ya man. If requested may i recieve a autograph pic? I beseech you sir.”
Man you would think posers would be picking up chicks or something – but he’s faking so he can try to get autographed photos from Entourage stars. Really.
My diagnosis – he’s definitely sick but it ain’t PTSD…
June 19th, 2011 at 8:41 am
Doesn’t the male dress jacket have chest pockets too? If so, I think this guy might be wearing a female jacket.
June 19th, 2011 at 9:09 am
WOW, this guy needs to be making Do Equis commercials.
June 19th, 2011 at 9:12 am
I’m just glad he was able to make it back from single-handedly infiltrating Bin Laden’s compound and taking the bastard out with his bare hands (and you believed the official line that it took a whole TEAM of SEALs!!) in order to see his stepdad graduate from BCT.
June 19th, 2011 at 9:48 am
This guy has to be Chuck Norris kryptonite, one look at him & Chick would probably explode!
June 19th, 2011 at 9:51 am
*Dos Equis
June 19th, 2011 at 9:53 am
Sorry Chuck, didnt mean to misspell your name, I’m looking out for ultra man Androsky……
June 19th, 2011 at 9:59 am
@BEAR: You dissed Chuck. Too late because as you know by the time you see Chuck Norris its too late.
June 19th, 2011 at 10:11 am
#175 Sporkmaster,
I believe the comment above yours was concerning the qualifying periods, read further down in the reg you quoted:
“(e) Subsequent awards. To date, a separate award of the CIB has been
authorized for qualified soldiers in any of the following four
qualifying periods:
(1) World War II (December 7, 1941 to September 3, 1945).
(2) The Korean Conflict (June 27, 1950 to July 27, 1953).
(3) The Vietnam Conflict. Service in the Republic of Vietnam
conflict (after March 1, 1961) combined with qualifying service in Laos
(April 19, 1961 to October 6, 1962); the Dominican Republic (April 28,
1965 to September 1, 1966); Korea on the DMZ (after January 4, 1969); El
Salvador (January 1, 1981 to February 1, 1992); Grenada (October 23 to
November 21, 1983); Joint Security Area, Panmunjom, Korea (November 23,
1984); Panama (December 20, 1989 to January 31, 1990); Southwest Asia
(January 17 to April 11, 1991); and Somalia (June 5, 1992 to March 31,
1994) is recognized by one award only regardless of whether a soldier
has served one or multiple tours in any or all of these areas.
(4) Global War on Terrorism. Operation ENDURING FREEDOM (November
20, 2001 to date to be determined) and Operation IRAQI FREEDOM (March
19, 2003 to a date to be determined).”
As you can see, for whatever reason every conflict from Vietnam to Somalia only counts for one award.
As for this poser, damn…just damn…
June 19th, 2011 at 10:25 am
Now that is what we call a “Chicken Noodle Hoagie!” No Ranger or SF tabs??!!
June 19th, 2011 at 10:32 am
Well, based on his horrible fashion sense, at least
we know he’s straight!
June 19th, 2011 at 10:42 am
Holy Crap. He went to any surplus store he could find a fruit salad and pinned it on as is. To top it off he went to Fort Benning and a basic graduation. Of course those drills would not know he was a doucher posing. What a POS.
June 19th, 2011 at 12:58 pm
Read his Facebook rants, did Jared Lee Loughner come to mind?
June 19th, 2011 at 1:00 pm
My, It cost him a fortune for all those.
June 19th, 2011 at 2:16 pm
If he really was in the Air Force, then he should know not to show up on a military installation looking like that. With that in mind; he needs his ass beat but good.
June 19th, 2011 at 3:05 pm
# 180 haha laughed my ass off!
June 19th, 2011 at 3:27 pm
First, Fort Benning is a closed post, meaning you must have the, proper ID or obtain a pass, with proper ID. He should have never gotten in the gate. Civilian rent-a-cops just don’t get it
June 19th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Considering it was a graduation the stepdad could have very well had a pass for both his wife and stepson. That could be the reason why he was allowed on post.
June 19th, 2011 at 6:39 pm
oh Christ…even a zoomie would know when too much is to much. Naw this guy is a cold civvie
June 19th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
And guess what? He like all the others who have been caught lately were Repugnicans. Chicken hawks all!
June 19th, 2011 at 8:22 pm
What a tool.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:17 am
#173Ranger Rick,
About those Marksmanship Badges, the Dweeb is wearing a AF Small Arms Expert Marksmanship Ribbon on the top left position of the bottom ribbon rack. As I can not make out (what exactly) the device that is on it – I will say that said device(s) looks like he’s wearing two bronze stars in the middle of it. Once again, the dweeb over-does it; to show “Expert” status with Small Arms Marksmanship in the AF, the ribbon and a small bronze star does it all.
Maybe that second bronze star is for the Super-Duper-Secret-Weapon that we’re not allowed to know about.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:19 am
Why just throw hime off base… Maybe charges underthe stolen Valor Act 18 U.S.C. § 704 would be in order. Too bad the chair isnt an option for punishment for the particular violation.
June 20th, 2011 at 7:41 am
Ryky: How do you know that? What do you base you stupid-assed statement on?
you’re a douche-nozzle.
June 20th, 2011 at 7:51 am
Everyone here got it all wrong. He earned those playing MW2
June 20th, 2011 at 9:53 am
I can’t make out the name tag… does it say “Chuck Norris”?
June 20th, 2011 at 9:56 am
What the hell was fuckbag thinking…since we are all allowed to give ourselves rank and medals…imma make a few up and mix match army marine corps and navy uniforms…i hope this fucker gets hit by a very large bus that is travelling very slowly
June 20th, 2011 at 11:29 am
Some Federal Judge decided that “somehow” the stolen valor act violates the 1st Amendment’s guarantee of free speech. How exactly this law, intended to prohibit individuals from wearing ribbons, medals, etc. that they didn’t earn violates anyone’s rights is beyond my power of reasoning. I hope no one took this fellow seriously – he looks like a bad caricature from a cheap Sci FI movie, or an extra in the low budget flick…”Invasion of the Medal Snatchers”. They guy can’t even square away a tie properly – and no one wears Desert Boots with a Blue USAF Uniform.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Love it John!! you just made my morning!
S/F
Taco
June 20th, 2011 at 2:42 pm
He was just an airmen when he went through the stargate with with Col. Jonathan O’Neil. I bet you he’s served on numerous missions with Chief Casey Ryback and Maj. Scott McCoy… what a bad ass
June 20th, 2011 at 3:53 pm
This dude needs a reservation to a room with soft, pink walls…at the very LEAST they should’ve taken him out back and BTLS out of him…brave new world we live in. I thought crap like this was against the law…if it ain’t, it outta be.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
Loser in blue. That’s all that is. I don’t feel sorry for him. He’s a douche.
Reread the story…it says he attended his Step-dads Basic Training graduation. He shouldn’t have been taken off post. He should have been locked up.
I wonder why he didn’t bother buying a Ranger tab. Couldn’t afford it after the rest of the BS?
June 20th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
Gosh, what a dweeb….he sure spent alot of money at the BX/PX for his fruit salad garden. Imposter should be in jail due to the “Stolen Valor” law.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:44 pm
I hope he gets help.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:52 pm
This guy is the worst example of a PX Hero I have ever seen. Someone should put him away for a very long time, and then have Audey Murphy kick the crap out of him later.
June 20th, 2011 at 6:57 pm
He actually was a loadmaster with the 41st Airlift Squadron at Pope ADB in the early 90s dont know what happened to him though
June 20th, 2011 at 6:59 pm
Sorry about that Pope AFB
June 20th, 2011 at 7:27 pm
Wow…I think if he was legit, even chuck norris would be frightened of him! haha 32 and has more medals than a 30 year veteran… that’s just impressive. Artificial intelligence can never measure up to natural stupidity, this just proves it.
June 20th, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Update 2 – SrA (not MSgt) Androsky served from 2000-2006 at Pope AFB where he was kicked out for drug use, even more of a loser. Also that is six years not even long enough to get senior enlisted wings let alone chief ones.
June 20th, 2011 at 10:27 pm
Looking at those pictures all I could think of was “Run Forrest…RUN”
The technical nursing term for this putz is “Bravo Sierra Charlie” (Bat Shit Crazy)
June 20th, 2011 at 11:17 pm
@197 per his FB page that has now been removed…political affiliation is/was Libertarian…from what I can recall MetalBoy was just another anti-whatever along the lines of Kokesh and Chiroux….but wtf do I know…
anyways…your post is irrelevant to the topic at hand.
you want some cheez with that wine there?
June 20th, 2011 at 11:28 pm
PTSD?
June 20th, 2011 at 11:41 pm
Probably got PTSD from watching the “Band of Brothers”, “The Pacific”, and “Generation Kill” marathon on HBO.
June 21st, 2011 at 1:25 am
A “battle” of mine pointed him out on your website and I have been perusing the posts on this Fartknocker.
Everyone is pointing out the 3 tours represented on the CIB (impossible) but are not realizing with the CFMB (Combat Field Medical Badge) with Star this is another 2 combat tours. Which I will point out is impossible to receive by any other MOSs; only Army Medic or SF 19Ds are eligible.
So that 5 (count ‘em) 5 combat tours (in 2 different MOSs) this brain damaged individual is supposedly claiming.
SporkmasterThe Special Forces Medic is no longer able to recive the CMB as of 2005 per AR 600-8-22 DEC 11 2006. They will be eligible for the CIB.
Also there has only been one person to have a legit CMB with two stars and he is no longer with us. The number of people that hold the CIB with two stars is in the low hundreds. Also wearing the Air Force Combat Action Medal.
June 21st, 2011 at 1:34 am
And do I mention the silver star (or is it overly buffed gold?) for his “combat jump” instead of a bronze star device?
June 21st, 2011 at 2:41 am
Did he even really serve? If he did, be proud of the small time he did. I ve been in for just over a year as an aircraft mechanic and Im damn proud of what I do…even if I only have four measly ribbons and silver crewmember wings, I wear em with pride. Who needs a SilverStar and some 5 fake tours on your uniform when you have integrity you can wear?
June 21st, 2011 at 4:38 am
More fun to blast him, or try to figure out the backstory to justify his accomplisments?
Obviously he got the Antarctica Service Ribbon while serving with the Airforce repelling the G’ould assult at the end of the Stargate series….
June 21st, 2011 at 9:32 am
Looks like his facebook page is back up, but he’s keeping everything private now- maybe he got tired of people who have properly earned some of those medals he had on “harassing” him
June 21st, 2011 at 10:04 am
I don’t think anyone would do something like this if he is his right mind.
This guy appears kind of disturbed or even mentally retarded. If he really is and if he was in the military it might as well be some kind of trauma.
That might make it more than just forgivable in my eyes.
June 21st, 2011 at 10:11 am
I am seriously considering sending this douche a friends request on facebook. Even if I only get one shot at a comment it would be worth it. This a**hole has pissed on the memory of all those who have fought and died for this country. The more I read about him, the angier I get and I aint nice when I am angry!!!
June 21st, 2011 at 10:18 am
I’d be curious to see the back of this guys blues uni. He has to have something attached to it. Jesus! get back on the meds brother!!
June 21st, 2011 at 10:36 am
At least he left the NAVY out of the collection! Probably can’t swim. Lol
June 21st, 2011 at 11:22 am
That is not legit, only officers receive Bronze Stars. This man is an imposter. He does look pretty bad ass though, for a PX ranger. Anyway, anyone who has done a tour or multiple tours knows, medals are totally lame. Medals and Ribbons are mostly given to people who do not earn them. Not all, but a good number. I have three combat tours, I have seen this over and over. Soldiers always get the “blanket awards” and leadership gets the Bronze stars and above. Napoleon said,”With a handful of ribbons I can conquer all of Europe”. Awards make soldiers act like little kids if they do not get them.
Sporkmaster: Have to disagree with the Bronze Star only for Officers, yes it is uncommon but I have seen lower level enlisted and NCOs recive them. But I think that because the award are part of the promotion system that if ones does not have many awards hurts people.
June 21st, 2011 at 11:37 am
I just have one question.
What was he thinking???
June 21st, 2011 at 12:18 pm
BTE–not true. When I was on Holland in Guam back in the early 90′s, a Gunner’s Mate was awarded a BSM with “V” for leading a bunch of guys out of an Iraqi minefield during Desert Storm.
June 21st, 2011 at 12:28 pm
IS1(SS)–No kidding. How come you nearly never hear about phonies wearing fish? Whatever.
And what were you riding to get your fish?
June 21st, 2011 at 2:42 pm
HOLY SHEEP SHIT BATMAN!
June 21st, 2011 at 2:43 pm
OMG!
June 21st, 2011 at 4:01 pm
What was this guy thinking? Like no one would catch on? Retired Army, 21-years, and work on post with alot of other fellow retirees. We got a serious good laugh out of this. I think the most common phrase was “WTF?”, and “Where can we sign up to kick his ass”
June 21st, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Is anyone going to claim this “dirtbag”? He sure set his son up for a rough start to a career in the US Armed Forces. This guy has more awards than “Chesty” Puller, scary!
June 21st, 2011 at 5:02 pm
Would not be hard to put this guy in for action under the Stolen Valor Act.
Nope. Not since the Supreme Court ruled that unless he’s using the uniform for “personal gain”, you can pretty much run around dressed like you want. HOWEVER, he would’ve had to have an ID card to get on post-that’s fraud and a felony.
I agree, his expressions and body language indicate mental illness rather than fraud-as do his rantings on his Facebook page.
Still, as an AF guy with actual being-shot-at-on-the-ground experience would LOVE to confront him; especially with some of my SF buds. Green Beret, sheesh…
June 21st, 2011 at 5:18 pm
He looks like some some kind of a Chinese General dressing up for Halloween
June 21st, 2011 at 5:31 pm
BTE: Really? Only officers get Bronze Stars is wrong. I know a lot of NCOs who have BSMs, BSM/V and higher. Interesting that of all the MOH for OIF/OEF, none have been officers. Only a handful of the DSCs too.
June 21st, 2011 at 5:43 pm
LMFAO…No Scuba Badge? Ranger Tab? Where is his Trident? His bus drivers badge? FU@$ the only thing missing is his Hockey Helmet.
June 21st, 2011 at 7:13 pm
what is sad about this wanabe nutbag is his desire to be noticed. the only jacket he deserves to wear is a white one with the arms strapped together!!!!!
June 21st, 2011 at 7:26 pm
@Travis- LT Michael Murphy, USN. MoH, OEF.
Maj Mark E. Mitchel, USA, DSC, OEF
CW4 Keith Yoakum, USA. DSC, OIF (Posthumous)
CW5 David Cooper, USA. DSC, OIF
1LT Walter, Johnson, USA. DSC, OIF
COL Charles Coffman, USA. DSC, OIF
Valor knows no rank.
June 21st, 2011 at 8:22 pm
Hey~ dude woke up a hero~~Just like 98% of DC!
June 21st, 2011 at 8:35 pm
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June 21st, 2011 at 8:38 pm
Man!!! I am soooo glad I bought all that stock in AAFES/Military Clothing before retiring.. I can rest easy and live off my investment with this guy buying everything on display… Oh-oh wait! Did he buy any General Stars, JCS or CINC cookie badges??? Those cost a pretty penny…. Ok now where are those Seals, D Force and Rangers when we have a REAL LIVE TARGET for practice???
June 21st, 2011 at 10:23 pm
Oh good Flying Spaghetti Monster! That’s so insane I can’t get angry. He still needs a beating, but just for his own good.
But where’s his Order of the Patriotic War and a Victoria Cross? His awesomeness surely is a transnational, multi-dimensional phenomenon. Perhaps those are on his OTHER uniform, the one with all the Super Sekrit awards he can’t talk about unless he kills you afterwards
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:00 am
and his facebook page is down again- gee, what a surprise
June 22nd, 2011 at 5:59 am
I have 20 yrs in the AF…and I’m sitting at my desk giggling like a 16 year old girl! “soup sandwich”…heheheh Even a civilian would be able to tell this guy is totally jacked up! WTF, WTH and wow…just don’t even begin to cover this one…what an a$$hat!
June 22nd, 2011 at 7:31 am
C’mon, Snuffy–he doesn’t look THAT far out of place for Chair Force–after all, you guys give yourselves ribbons for GRADUATING BOOT CAMP.
June 22nd, 2011 at 9:30 am
That’s because the Air Force doesn’t hand out stripes like candy on halloween like the Army does.
June 22nd, 2011 at 9:50 am
NHSPARKY…the Army does to, it is called the Army Service Ribbon….
June 22nd, 2011 at 10:42 am
This guy is legit…I served with him at Harpor’s Ferry under Sherman during the struggle between the States.
June 22nd, 2011 at 10:52 am
WTF is it with the baztards and wanting to use and abuse the Infantry? This moron is just up the road from my mom’s house if the info on his FB is correct. I may have to go to the piney north woods of WI to visit Mom and drop in on this sh#tbags house to show him what an Infantryman is all about. CIB with THREE awards FFS he’d have had to been involved in Grenada, Panama AND the current GWOT to have been awarded all 3 of those. The Air Force sheeit I won’t get into cause I have no idea what half of that crap is on his uniform outside of the ribbons and CIB. Senior Jumpmaster, Air Assault, more UN Ribbons than I can count shall we continue?
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:29 am
Someone ought to tell #251 that using my name to post is a naughty no-no. Not my fault that someone has to retire or die in the Air Force before anyone gets promoted.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:46 am
////#255:
Gopherdoor@yahoo.com is his e-addy, but sure evokes some thought as to the name. “Gopherdoor” sounds like some sort of ghey thing.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:54 am
Didn’t intend to use your name for post 251. Was a reply and somehow your name was left in there. Sorry about f***ing that one up. My bad.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:58 am
I don’t know if it is more disrespectful that he put that huge stack on or didn’t bother to properly align the rows…
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Wow…this guy makes Chuck Norris look like a b!tch…he could easily get a job at Chotchkie’s with all that flair!
June 22nd, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Someone let that POS Re-produce! *&$@#& Amazing! What a Wannnabe REMF…An Insult to anyone who has ever served, either in Combat, or behind a desk! There should be an Enforceable law [some equallyy dumb-ass judge said it was OK to be a PX/BX Hero] Stolen Valor is Stolen Valor and Mutts like this shouuld be in Prison and be some “Hard Timers Old Lady…Period!
June 22nd, 2011 at 1:49 pm
@260- no, as far as we can tell he has no kids- he probably lied due to embarrassment…. would you want to admit your stepfather is 5 years younger than you?
June 22nd, 2011 at 2:47 pm
This is hilarious.
June 22nd, 2011 at 10:50 pm
I’ve been flying CSAR for 8 years and I still don’t have a toilet bowl on my wings…I do like the fact that he’s got two devices on his expert marksman ribbon though…He must be a super sure shot!!!
June 22nd, 2011 at 10:55 pm
We like to call guys like this a “NEPUT”…For those who don’t know, figure it out…
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:06 pm
Ok, the picture of the “HALO” jump, is indeed a CH-47. As was said before, the external engine pods are a dead give away, and the gear arrangement. The ‘Hook has gear on all four corners, the baby ‘Hook (CH-46) has a single nose gear and the mains are in pods. That and the Chinook is green, and the Sea Knight is grey, if we’re go with colors for the 1st CD (that’d be the first civilian division, which is led by none other than Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich here)
Oh, and hooker doesn’t mean prostitute in this context, just for those non-rotary wing types
June 23rd, 2011 at 1:51 am
@265, where are you referencing this picture? I d like to see this…
And yes, hooker is not deragotory in this context…like he said, non aviation people. Yes, even we come up with stupid names and acronyms for things.
June 23rd, 2011 at 6:56 am
I don’t think that people like this should be locked up. Personally i don’t feel like paying for him to be locked up. I prefer that he be taken out back and get the snot kicked out of him. That should teach him a lesson of consequences of actions. Unfortunately, the people that would beat him would probably get in trouble cause that’s the way the legal system works now a days.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:25 am
I new it was a fake the second I noticed his boots were way too spit-shined to be in the Air Force…
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:58 am
I’m glad to know there is at least one person in the world dumber than me……
June 23rd, 2011 at 2:30 pm
This makes me so happy!
June 23rd, 2011 at 2:47 pm
Oh my god! Where did this clown get all of this stuff? Command Pilot Wings? White jump boots? Mixed Air Force and Army uniform? With a damned beret? He must have stopped at every Army surplus store for milles, on his way to this military installation! This is beyongd an insult to real veterans! This is sheer lunacy! Honor his son? I hope that his son never claims this fool as his father! Maybe the son will change his surname! I hope so! LOL!
It only surprises me that the military police didn’t escort this clown to the base psycho ward!
This is h weirdest military “wannabe” uniform that I have ever seen!
And as an Air Force veteran, I have seen a few of these morons! This one beats them all for idiocy!
June 23rd, 2011 at 3:40 pm
Get this kid a PDG.
June 23rd, 2011 at 3:46 pm
I cannot stop laughing! Seriously, I can’t stop laughing!
Surely this moron was not serious! But if he was, he definitely needs serious psychiatric help! Maybe he can show up at a VA hospital in this strange garb? However, they may simply take him out back, shoot him, and put him out of his missery! LOL! The VA may not have enough staff on hand to “help” this guy?
Did this moron not know that an enlisted man cannot earn Command Pilot Wings? And where is his Brigadier General Stars? And he isn’t wearing a Boy Scout Eagle Award! LOL! Or Boy Scout merit badges? He must not have thought of these, or he surely would have been wearing them!
Does he have his submariners badge somewhere on his back? And did he forget to wear his Navy Rank, along wih all of his vast rewards? I was expecting Admiral rank insignia on at least one cuff of one sleeve!
And he could have worn an Air Force hat with a lot of chickenshit on the hat bill. Maybe there wasn’t one available at the Army surplus stores that he stopped at, and he had to settle for a beret! But, hey, he could have gotten a German WW2 Nazi helmet to go with his “dashing uniform”! LOL! And did he forget his British swagger stick? Maybe he simply left it in his car?
And I think that Civil War cavalry boots would have “made” this “sharp” uniform! Wonder if this guy was the only survivor the Battle of the Little Bighorn, along with all of the other battles that he has survived? He probably tried to advise Custer, but Custer din’t listen to his military expertise, and we all know what happened at this battle field!
He could probably have given the military MPs a complete account of that infamous battle at the Little Bighorn, as well as at Gettysburg or at Antietam during the Civil War, prior to Little Bighorn! This guy is definitely a “survivor”! He has got “what it takes”! He probably breezed through Navy SEAL training! And he may well have been an Army Ranger instructor? Who really knows for sure? Rambo couldn’t even stand up to his exploits! My god, we are dealing with a national hero, here! He probably was too humble to wear his Medal of Honor award! He didn’t want to “flaunt” the Medal of Honor in front of his son!
He is walking military history! A walking national treasure, to be sure!
After all, I would like to know the lost details about some of my Native Americans involvement in the Battle of the Little Bighorn! This guy should be a “goldmine” of miliary history! I mean, just look at all of the campaign ribbons! And he really didn’t have enough room on his uniform to display them all, which is “understandable” for we veterans!
This guy has “seen it all”! And obvously, he has “done it all”!
As an Air Force veteran, I still can’t stop laughing!
June 23rd, 2011 at 3:55 pm
I made one of the Privates on Hometown Recruiting take these pictures over to the Air Force Recruiter yesterday and he didn’t see the humor in them…
June 23rd, 2011 at 6:07 pm
This cracks me up. At least get the order of ribbons right and fix that tie. If you going to fake it at least try. Dude has More ribbons then Col. Bud Day, the most decorated U.S. service member since General Douglas MacArthur, and still living. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bud_Day
Dude needs help.
June 23rd, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Surprised he didn’t add a sash of Boy Scout merit badges too…lol. Dang I want the full back story to this. Omg if he had actually made it to shake the hand of his sons T.I. oh that poor kid.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:05 pm
Holy Cow! This doofus is a walking Army-Navy store! And do my eyes deceive me? But I think I see some WWII campaign ribbons among this fruitcake’s fruit salad.
June 23rd, 2011 at 11:07 pm
I had a uniform just like that!! Yup I sure did! I was everything! I went to every school,a dn every battle! I was Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines,and Coast Guard! Hey, hey, hey!! I was 8 and bought everything at a flea market!!
June 24th, 2011 at 8:51 am
Sporkmaster Says:
June 16th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Wow. Just Wow.
He is wearing the CMB with two stars. There has only been one person that has been awarded three CMBs and he passed away years ago.
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There have been hundreds CIB 3rd Award, awarded. I served with more than one NCO who had earned it in the 60′s for action in WWII, Korea, Viet Nam, Dom Rep.
June 24th, 2011 at 9:14 am
I cant stop laughing….I cant. This is just the most messed up thing i have seen in my whole career….
June 24th, 2011 at 9:19 am
Here’s what REALLY amazes me–over the time I’ve been here and all the phonies Jonn and the rest of the gang and dragged out of the closet, this might be the FIRST time a thread has gotten to this size without SOME sort of “defense” by the perpetrator. Kyle Barwan, Obamagirl, etc., all at some point have tried to spin their shit.
Either he’s truly ashamed, or he’s dumber than a bag of fucking hammers if he thinks EVERYONE doesn’t know about the shit he’s pulled.
June 24th, 2011 at 11:12 am
GreenBean.
I think the number of people who recived three Combat Infantry Badges is over three hundred. But I have only heard of one Person with three Combat Medic Badges. The highest number I have seen personally is two and that was a total of three people in the past five years active.
June 24th, 2011 at 11:14 am
I wonder why he didn’t put a gold star on his halo wings??? And I have more medals than him:) LOL J/K
June 24th, 2011 at 11:27 am
Audie Murphy said he was the baddest dude he knew:)
Sgt York said he taught him how to shoot:)
June 24th, 2011 at 11:29 am
This guy is a piece of work! He should be given the opportunity to earn some of those badges and qualifications. Send his ass to afga. and put him as a point man in every mission that comes alone. Sorry bastard!
HPineda
SGM USA (Re.) Airborne
June 24th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
The wings are actually master enlisted aircrew wings.
June 24th, 2011 at 7:20 pm
Shoot Hector, Point Man? This walking shitstorm can replace an entire company. The Taliban would take a look at Sgt. Slaughter and convert to Judaism.
June 25th, 2011 at 12:55 am
And let’s not forget that this fine young gentlemen is a graduate of the U.S Army Special Forces Combat Diver School! I think I put him through pre-scuba! Sorry for the laugh, but seriously, this is an oxygen thief. I hope he gets the mental health attention that he so desperately needs (or he just dies, Darwinism ya know)
June 25th, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Just great! So NOW what is Obama supposed to do for a Halloween costume this year?
June 26th, 2011 at 10:41 am
…you know what really gets me about this guy is that his tie is crooked, that really chaps my rear end!
June 26th, 2011 at 1:30 pm
@290: LOL, you must have overlooked the messed up hair. No zoomie would allow his hair to be that messed up in public. But yes, the tie is also not a good public image.
June 26th, 2011 at 9:48 pm
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June 26th, 2011 at 10:34 pm
OMG! If the pictures aren’t hilarious enough, the comments are so damn funny! What a clown!! I love the tailored ladies jacket. It allows room for his bossom.
June 26th, 2011 at 10:38 pm
Victor Brunswick, I can’t stop laughing at your comments.
June 26th, 2011 at 10:41 pm
You too Emily! This guy is Waaaaay too badass to waste time getting his Eagle Scout! He skipped right over all of that nonsense and went straight to the space shuttle!
June 27th, 2011 at 1:41 am
Most seem to be reading him as some sort of scam artist. C’mon, nobody can be that rediculously flagrant in misrepresenting his service. He’s gotta be abit unhinged. Cut him some slack and allow him to get the help he obviously needs.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:26 am
Anyone else notice hes wearing a womens service coat?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
I guess you can buy just about anything on Ebay. Personally I would not wear a Harley T-shirt if I did not own one. But, maybe there is some PTS involved. It is a given that both of his oars are not in the water.
June 27th, 2011 at 4:09 pm
Ebay, hell you can buy most anything at the PX, DSC Ribbion, CMB with two Stars, Silver Star. You name it they have it. Unless it is something that you need like a new combat badge for your unit or foreign awards.
June 27th, 2011 at 4:37 pm
#299,
Just don’t look for the Army GCM at Belle Chasse JRB/NAS. They’ve got all the other Army ribbons and between four and eight hooks apiece of Marine, Navy, Air Force, and even Coast Guard Good Conduct Medals.
Also, the only place I’ve seen Infantry crossed rifles with “3″s is Fort Myer.
June 27th, 2011 at 5:19 pm
Douche. 2 sets of ribbons. Bottom set is upside down…and the list goes on. Sad for his kid. He definately caught shit for his dumbass stepdad.
June 27th, 2011 at 6:14 pm
And through it all – he is wearing a female jacket. WOW.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:18 pm
Face book page is back up and running
June 28th, 2011 at 12:21 am
I think this guys would make a very good chew toy for the Military Working Dogs at Ft. Benning… All that chest candy would curb their sweet-tooth. Yes, run away, they love it.
June 28th, 2011 at 1:58 am
“I wonder why he was half-stepping with the Jumpmaster wings. Why not Senior Master Jumper? Was he trying to show some restraint?”
There’s no such thing as “jumpmaster wings”. You are eligible for jumpmaster school after 12 jumps with certain requirements. What HE was wearing was the senior parachutist badge (35 jumps) with 2 mustard stains. MPB (star and wreath) requires over 65 jumps.
June 28th, 2011 at 11:39 am
I’m a 21 year USAF veteran and I KNOW I am a pussy when compared to Marines, Soldiers, a lot of Sailors, and even many within the Air Force community. But I did the job the my service asked and did it to the best of my ability and was proud to serve. But even a pussy like me wants to kick this guy’s ass six ways from Sunday, stuff him in a toilet and shit on him…
June 28th, 2011 at 1:01 pm
What a total douchebag. Prosecute him. But get a good laugh at him first. Idiot.
June 28th, 2011 at 7:26 pm
where do get these NOSE PICKS
June 29th, 2011 at 12:09 am
USMC Steve, I think you said it best when you said “Holy screaming crap!”
June 29th, 2011 at 1:25 am
As already mentioned the coat is a mens coat not a womans. I did 23 years in the AF, and I cannot beleive the crap this guy has on there. I mean with him being prior AF one would think he would have a clue, hell my daughter knows the order and names of the ribbons and she isn’t even in the military. My dad is retired AF, I’m retired AF, my brother is still in the AF, and my son is a Marine. This guy just shit on all of us.
June 30th, 2011 at 5:40 am
A real NUT CASE, he needs to see a psych. Mentally disturbed.
June 30th, 2011 at 7:39 pm
He must have cleaned out some BX uniform shop, just bought one of everything they had in stock.
July 1st, 2011 at 1:20 am
How the heck did he get through the gate without being shot,drawn and quartered. WOW!!! Priceless…
July 3rd, 2011 at 12:11 pm
We should all be honored by quality Americans such as this. He’s earned THREE combat infantry decorations, and has ZERO combat service stripes on his sleeve. I haven’t met ONE person befor this abortion of a human being to accomplish such a feet. We ALL should be kissing his fourth point of contact!! (P.S.-Happy fourth of July to all of those who HONORABLY wear your uniform, regardless of branch, rank, or time in service!)
July 4th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
@CW3 love the 4th point of contact comment!..I just would love to hear what happens to this goon in the future now that his face is all over.
July 5th, 2011 at 10:19 am
This “Dud” is to Honor what a turd is to a birthday cake! He needs to be whipped and called butter boy!
July 6th, 2011 at 12:15 am
Plus he’s wearing unit citations, which are always worn on the right, with his supposed personal awards.
July 7th, 2011 at 12:45 pm
I can verify this guy went to USAF Basic training in Feb of 2000 at lackland AF Base. This kid was in the barracks with me and 48 other Airmen. He did graduate and was leaving to become a loadmaster thats the only thing I remember about his service. I never saw him again, and I am glad I havent.
July 8th, 2011 at 11:16 pm
We in the AF wear all our ribbons, awards, decorations, medals, unit awards etc on the left side. Also in the AF there is no space allowed between the rows of ribbons.
July 11th, 2011 at 10:53 am
Was this “fraud” allowed on a Military Base? Please find out who he really is and publish it. His middle name must be Schizophrenia.
July 13th, 2011 at 8:35 am
You guys got this all wrong.. His is the Double Naught Spy that Jethro Bodine aspired to be..
July 13th, 2011 at 10:54 pm
What, no pathfinder?
July 13th, 2011 at 11:43 pm
COCKSUCKER. Hey, do us all a favor and wear the MOH so you CAN be shot on sight.
July 18th, 2011 at 5:15 pm
I have been off work now for an hour and 45 minutes sitting here reading this nonsense laughing my a** off at this clown and the amazingly hilarious things you wonderful people have posted . . . Nice to see a couple include the CG in a couple of posts, starting to see more and more of that these days . . . Hang him from his feet from a tree and whoop his a** with his belt and brass buckle . . .
July 19th, 2011 at 11:54 am
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July 20th, 2011 at 6:09 pm
From a retired Air Force MSgt, I think this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. A good friend (retired AF also) showed me this and we both got a good laugh. I was certain it was some kind of stunt. What a maroooooon! Please note that he is properly wearing his “I survived basic training” ribbon. Hope there is some really serious legal action taken against this piece of crap.
July 21st, 2011 at 4:10 pm
I didn’t see the screen shots before. This SOB is claiming to be a wounded medic? As an ACTUAL medic (not wounded) who puts the FUN in Dysfunctional, F**k him! Loadmaster does not equal on the line ground pounding medic. While I’m sure he gets flashbacks from all the drugs he did, but really why do you bitch and moan about women when all you do is throw pity parties for himself?
July 26th, 2011 at 9:39 pm
It pisses me off that he’s trying to exploit his fake PTSD. No one brags about their PTSD, and there are real Soldiers, Marines, Airmen, and Sailors who’ve been through some serious stuff and are dealing with these issues.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:28 am
Hey, it looks like he’s in a ring of posers. At least two of his FB friends look like frauds as well:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000646191117&sk=wall
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000646191117
July 28th, 2011 at 6:31 am
Sorry, I put the same link up twice… here’s the other suspect.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000587238787
July 28th, 2011 at 11:57 am
Take screen shots.
August 1st, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Ha! What a nasty little turd. He should get his wish and be dropped off and left in the Ghan.
August 2nd, 2011 at 5:08 am
http://www.nikefreemart.com/
While I’m sure he gets flashbacks from all the drugs he did, but really why do you bitch and moan about women when all you do is throw pity parties for himself?From a retired Air Force MSgt, I think this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. vNice to see a couple include the CG in a couple of posts, starting to see more and more of that these days .I never saw him again, and I am glad I havent.
August 2nd, 2011 at 5:08 am
http://www.nikefreemart.com/
While I’m sure he gets flashbacks from all the drugs he did, but really why do you bitch and moan about women when all you do is throw pity parties for himself?From a retired Air Force MSgt, I think this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. vNice to see a couple include the CG in a couple of posts, starting to see more and more of that these days .I never saw him again, and I am glad I havent.
August 6th, 2011 at 2:48 pm
his son is 18, he impregnated his mother after a jump into the nam when he was 4, thats how he got his second CIB
August 15th, 2011 at 4:19 pm
Everyone has made valid points here, but what about the comments made about women on his Facebook page? That’s very scary stuff. It’s just the sort of thing that makes headlines the next day. “Pretend Soldier Attacks And Murders 10 Women!”
September 14th, 2011 at 2:58 am
Holy Screaming Eagle Shit!
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September 23rd, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Just love this guy. He had the balls to try it at Benning. or was that just stoopid?
September 24th, 2011 at 6:08 am
They had this hanging up at our AIT, with a sign that said “don’t be this guy!”.
We had a guy in our company who was prior service AF who kept wearing a 101 Airborne Combat patch despite being told to take it off several times. His reasoning was that he was deployed for 6 months and his AF unit helped run an airport that the 101 Airborne worked out of. His facebook has him as a flight medic which is also bullshit.
September 28th, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Does a BCD really entitle one to be called a “Vet”? This guy got me wondering about that… (MSgt ret.)
September 28th, 2011 at 1:28 pm
The Expert Marksman Ribbon gets a star for each subsequent weapon. So, if you score Expert on rifle, you get the ribbon. If you were to then score Expert on pistol (as I have), you get the star. If you were to then score Expert on machine gun, you’d get another star, and also for grenade launcher.
The problem is, only a handful of cops, Special Ops and a couple of Red Horse guys get to officially shoot MG or GL, and I don’t even know if the AF has an organic scoring system for them.
And I used to get questioned about the ONE device, because it’s not that common.
September 28th, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Right shoulder patches do not transfer. Actual awards (CIB, etc) do.
Wait! AF doesn’t recognize the Army’s PME ribbon! He needs to take that off!
September 28th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Out of the hundreds of responses, numbers 5 & 12 are worthy of being the permanent captions for the 1st and 3rd pictures. What a trip down memory lane the contest has been.
September 29th, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Right out of “Men Who Stare at Sheep”.
September 29th, 2011 at 6:06 pm
A picture is worth a 1000 words! This mutt gets my vote
September 29th, 2011 at 6:13 pm
Excessive medals, Check.
Screwed up uniform, Check.
Messed up appearance, Check.
Bloused boots on a flyguy, Check.
Stepfather 28 yrs old, Mother 54 yrs old. Check.
Known to abuse himself with drugs ‘scription and otherwise. Check.
Not a clue about life, Check.
Yep, got my vote.
October 10th, 2011 at 4:05 pm
Damn, that’s better than Audie Murphy’s salad bar! LOL. He puts Captain America to shame.
October 13th, 2011 at 8:44 am
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October 17th, 2011 at 10:36 am
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October 18th, 2011 at 10:37 am
LMAO.
I’m not sure which part of that picture I like the best.
Boots with a dress uniform.
USAF is now issuing CIBs.
USAF is also now issuing green berets.
But, if I have to choose, I think my favorite is the way he tied his tie.
A USAF Master Sergeant who can’t manage to correctly tie a tie.
SURE…
October 25th, 2011 at 8:42 am
[...] Claims to be a wounded medic. [...]
November 11th, 2011 at 2:44 pm
To all questioning his age, there is another site floating around that has this same topic. It states he is only 33 but his wife is 56. So technically the child in question is his step-son/step-father. Hope this clears a few things up!
November 13th, 2011 at 10:24 am
He’s wearing four differnt NATO ribbons.
November 15th, 2011 at 4:00 am
God’s balls! This is rediculous. The ribbon racks are preposterous, not even the Chief of Staff has that many awards and decs, not to mention how horridly out of regs that display is. The guy spent four years in the AF, how high do you have to get to forget the regs? The Order of precedence on the ribbons is jacked, I could go on… I won’t. I showed this to a bunch of people at work today. Now I’m USAF (we are usually easy going folks) and we were equal parts outraged, and amused. I’d love to introduce this turd to a Trio of REAL AF MSgt’s, who would undoubtedly staple his scalp to a frickin’ wall.
November 15th, 2011 at 4:16 am
Shoe cleaner Tom, the guy was drummed out for inhaling shoe cleaner. By the look of that pic he’s still up to it.
November 16th, 2011 at 5:56 pm
This guy is the 34 year old stepson of a 28 year old private that trained in my basic training company (Foxtrot Company, 1st Battalion, 50th Infantry Regiment, 198th Infantry Brigade) at Fort Benning. I was the company commander at the time. The day before the Turning Blue Ceremony, this jack ass showed up at battalion looking for his stepson. One of my drill sergeants was on staff duty and explained that his stepdad would not be available until after the ceremony the next morning. He was clearly intoxicated or under the influence and was wearing the ridiculous get-up you see pictured above. When he was denied access to his stepdad, he became belligerent, not realizing that my drill sergeant was ranked number four in the Army amongst heavywight combatives fighters. Instead of ripping this dude apart, my drill sergeant took a picture and went and got the battalion commander and XO, who questioned him and told him to f*ck off with this fake uniform. The Drill Sergeant called some other Drills and they proceeded to draw a story out of the guy. They basically laughed at him and told him to get lost before they called the MPs. He left the battalion with his tail tucked and showed up at the ceremony the next morning in civilians, but wearing an Army SF hat. The private/stepdad explained to all of us that the stepson apparently has mental issues, abuses drugs and alcohol and was denied entry to the Armed Forces (NO SHIT!), which explains his compulsion to wear the uniform and wear every award in the known universe. This guy should have been a blowjob! The stepson was a solid guy and a top performer in my company. I felt sorry for him because he is now known as this dude’s stepfather……..
November 17th, 2011 at 11:28 pm
Haha I was in his “step dad’s” platoon at OSUT. We were actually walking back from chow when this went down.
December 7th, 2011 at 8:49 pm
Hey, at least he shaved
December 10th, 2011 at 7:03 am
If I read this right, the step dad is 6 years younger?! This guy is the perfect arguement for getting an abortion. He is definitely a POS, probably a butt baby.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:14 pm
True that Combat action badges cant be transfered, but people who earned them are proud of it and will disregard the rule.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:43 pm
Too many awards – too little chest. You should stop receiving awards when you run out of chest. In the case of this loser it would have been after pinning on the National Defense Ribbon.
January 9th, 2012 at 6:57 pm
Get the f*ck out of my way, Curtis LeMay:
Master Bater Soup Sandwich is here to save the day!!!!!!
January 12th, 2012 at 2:33 am
As a woman, this freaks me out…hardcore. I mean, unless you saw him in this get-up, I’ll be he looks decently normal in regular clothes. Creepy.
January 12th, 2012 at 2:41 am
Yeah, except for the spaced out look on his face, judging by all the shoe cleaner he inhales along with various assorted narcotics in his system. Totaly normal aside from that..
January 22nd, 2012 at 4:28 am
This guy truly is one of my all time favorites. Could you imagine graduating BCT and running into this guy? I’d of done my best to get a picture with him…….Then wonder what the hell was I thinking about 6 months later.
February 29th, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Hes still a boot
March 7th, 2012 at 7:01 am
[...] 7th, 2012 I know that during this election season, you’re wonder to yourself “how would MSG Nick Androski aka Soup Sandwich vote?”. Well, thanks to one of our alert readers, Joe, you don’t have to wonder [...]
March 18th, 2012 at 3:27 pm
oh hell cant even begin to find a place to start with this poser. geez… what is the sam hell was the gate guard doing when this winner came through….
dont think my ribs will stop hurting for a month and soon as I can out my eyes back in my head I will print this up and take it to the post office and have them put their “most wanted” idiot back up on the wall.
March 22nd, 2012 at 11:41 pm
WTF!!!!? douche better be glad he wasn’t at one of my grads. i’da said something. thats bullshit….giant, loaded down, freight train. thats what i hope comes to him…
April 2nd, 2012 at 4:43 am
I wish I could have executed him with a set of salad spoons for this fuckassery.
April 12th, 2012 at 5:03 pm
It appears our friend posted this on Ron Paul’s facebook page recently…
“Wounded Veteran and you Sir have my support Sir!! USAF brat & Flyer, RANGER, SF MEDIC, HALO JUMP MAster!! The VA claims that my PTSD is not a combat injury but a mental disorder; so I enlisted and have a TANGO SEIRA CLEARANCE AND I HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER?!! So I get my disability from social security!! I hate it Sir!!!
Nick ” SKI ” ANDROSKY
325-665-2902″
April 12th, 2012 at 7:00 pm
TEXAG11: Already noted. See comment 368 above.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:41 pm
@363 funny shit
April 18th, 2012 at 10:51 pm
Now he’s claiming mental disorder? I wasn’t aware shoe polish would cause that, but then again, any bennies he ever thought of getting he’s pissed (sniffed?) away with that little court-martial he had.
April 19th, 2012 at 7:53 am
And he’s claiming he has a ‘TANGO SEIRA CLEARANCE’. He doesn’t have a mental disorder. He’s just vegetable-level stoopid.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:19 am
Yer insulting innocent carrots and broccoli, Marine_7002.
April 21st, 2012 at 3:55 pm
@377 Ah, you’re right, Hondo. Veggies don’t get no respect! (except from PETA).
April 29th, 2012 at 7:06 am
WOW! He must be one badassed dude with an Airsoft MP5 in his hands. Better watch what you say or he will send his 1/6 scale GI Joe/COBRA Action Figure Hit Team after you…
May 21st, 2012 at 7:20 pm
And his literal ‘crowning’ achievement in this display of fakeitude – he is wearing a toupee.
June 6th, 2012 at 1:30 pm
[...] [...]
June 10th, 2012 at 12:06 am
Isn’t one of those ribbons a UN action (Korea) decoration?
Man! He’s got more decs than Nikita Krushchev, Leonid Breshnev, Saddam Hussein, and Kim Jung-Il all rolled into one. Wow!
June 12th, 2012 at 11:07 am
is it just me or is that guy wearing a female uniform jacket?, the cut looks wrong and there is no chest pockets maybe its just me
June 12th, 2012 at 11:45 am
I believe you’re right. No fashion sense, and didn’t have his blazer tailored.
June 15th, 2012 at 10:14 am
And this year’s Ballduster award goes to….mwahhahaha!!
June 18th, 2012 at 2:28 pm
His mom had better be hot! No other reason to have a turd for a stepson!
June 23rd, 2012 at 8:26 pm
This dude is wearing Tan boots whith a dress uniform. He must feel like a complete ass. If I was the MP (which im not) I would have laughed my fuckin ass off. This guy is a super retard…
June 24th, 2012 at 11:02 am
[...] clear, but it looks to me like there’s some redundancy in the ribbons, too. I guess that Soup Sandwich has raised the bar for the number of awards airmen feel they should be wearing in [...]
June 27th, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Apperently He is a big Ron Paul supporter, Here is his message on Ron Paul’s Facebook Campaign site:
“Wounded Veteran and you Sir have my support Sir!! USAF brat & Flyer, RANGER, SF MEDIC, HALO JUMP MAster!! The VA claims that my PTSD is not a combat injury but a mental disorder; so I enlisted and have a TANGO SEIRA CLEARANCE AND I HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER?!! So I get my disability from social security!! I hate it Sir!!!
Nick ” SKI ” ANDROSKY
325-665-2902″
Should someone call him?
June 27th, 2012 at 6:55 pm
@389, I sent “SKI” a text. I hope he gets back to me.
June 27th, 2012 at 7:49 pm
I think the number is good. I got a text back from it. The person said they were enroute to fort riley, ks. What should I do now gentlemen?
June 27th, 2012 at 7:54 pm
Someone at Fort Riley should be on the look out for him with a camera.
June 27th, 2012 at 8:09 pm
I think he thinks I’m a girl who has exchanged pictures with him in the past. He called me love. I feel dirty.
June 27th, 2012 at 9:54 pm
I’m done with this weirdo. He thinks I’m some girl and said he loves me. When I get a chance, I’ll take a picture of the text log and email it to Jonn.
Have at him boys and girls. The number is good.
June 27th, 2012 at 10:52 pm
Send him a big wet one for me. MWAH!!
July 1st, 2012 at 11:43 am
Oh. My. Everloving. God.
This kids gonna be paying on those ribbons longer than I will be paying my kids student loans off.
I cant even be mad…..but I would reccomend a therapist.
July 1st, 2012 at 11:54 am
I’m just wondering if he showed up at Ft. Riley with that rug. It looks like a smashed racoon.
July 9th, 2012 at 11:47 pm
made he won all the medals playing COD4 or Medal of Honor . we get wanker like this in australia on ANZAC Day
July 10th, 2012 at 12:08 am
I served over 22 years in the Army and have know some of the finest men and women to have ever served in the Army and none of them come close to the fruit salad this douche is displaying. They need to pin a big medal to his forehead that says “FUCKTARD” with a V for valor
July 10th, 2012 at 12:11 am
Also, having served as a Commissioned Military Police Officer if I would have come across him I would of told him he had the right to remain silent because where we are taking you no one will hear your screams anyways.
July 10th, 2012 at 12:16 pm
LMAO…Apparently this ass clown posted this commend to Ron Paul’s official Facebook page recently: “Wounded Veteran and you Sir have my support Sir!! USAF brat & Flyer, RANGER, SF MEDIC, HALO JUMP MAster!! The VA claims that my PTSD is not a combat injury but a mental disorder; so I enlisted and have a TANGO SEIRA CLEARANCE AND I HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER?!! So I get my disability from social security!! I hate it Sir!!!
Nick ” SKI ” ANDROSKY
325-665-2902″
July 10th, 2012 at 12:17 pm
hahah, nevermind, someone already caught it on a previous post. :p
July 10th, 2012 at 3:07 pm
WHAT? No Mameluke sword?
Who dressed this guy?
ROFLMAO
July 11th, 2012 at 8:37 am
Holy Crap!!! Talk about P.X. Hero!!! ive seen guys get higher badges to make themselves look better, but this is just ridiculous!!!
July 13th, 2012 at 10:40 pm
People like this sickening me.
July 14th, 2012 at 4:12 pm
As someone who served 6 years in the Air Force as a personnel specialist I can honestly say this guy would not even come close to passing on any military installation…unless of course he was attempting to pass as a movie manniquin! His kid must have been absolutely humiliated.
July 22nd, 2012 at 10:27 am
I don’t know how recent the activity is, but it appears that Soup Sammich is trying to pass himself off as a wounded vet.
“”Wounded Veteran and you Sir have my support Sir!! USAF brat & Flyer, RANGER, SF MEDIC, HALO JUMP MAster!! The VA claims that my PTSD is not a combat injury but a mental disorder; so I enlisted and have a TANGO SEIRA CLEARANCE AND I HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER?!! So I get my disability from social security!! I hate it Sir!!!
Nick ” SKI ” ANDROSKY
325-665-2902″ on Ron Paul’s timeline.”
How nice of him to leave a phone number out in the open like that.
https://www.facebook.com/nick.androsky.3?sk=wall
Hope this helps you. I took a screen cap just in case.
July 22nd, 2012 at 10:36 am
Oh dang, I just read a few comments up and see that someone already posted that activity from his Facebook. Sorry.
July 22nd, 2012 at 10:42 am
And, really? This guy really thought he could walk on to Ft. Benning dressed like that and not get caught? In DESERT BOOTS?! Great way to honor your stepdad on his graduation, dipshit! Outstanding asshattery.
July 22nd, 2012 at 11:36 am
So much wrong with his picture. The USAF does not have a green beret, the beret flash isn’t AF, you can’t put that many ribbons on the uniform, USAF doesn’t authorize the wear of army badges, save for Military Free Fall, Parachutist, and Air Assault. How he even thought he could get away with tan boots with the blues is beyond me. The order of precedence on most of those ribbons is jacked up I’m sure, and a ton of other things that my mind can’t process through the rage.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:38 am
Jonn, what cave did he crawl out of.
Did he really think that with him playing dressup nobody would all the crap he is wearing and out of order.
For one CIB should be displayed above all medals, only the US Flag can be above it.
August 3rd, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Hes lucky I wasnt there that SOB would have had my 9 1/2 up his rear end.Benning Was my 2nd home and to wear military uniforms in such a disrespectful manner is unforgiveable for those of us who have given so much of our selves to the armed services.Chris Melbihess 3rd heavy Brigade
August 21st, 2012 at 6:14 pm
[...] Douglas Arthur Buono who obviously never heard about MSG Soup Sandwich and how much attention he garnered when he stumbled around Fort Benning in his phony finery, [...]
September 11th, 2012 at 9:05 am
[...] returns September 11th, 2012 Our most famous phony who is still alive for the moment, Nick Androski, is back at his antics again, according to Karen, who married to an Air Force Phoenix Raven. She [...]
September 20th, 2012 at 1:13 pm
I need help!! I may have another shitbag. I know this guy that I meet at a PTSD support group here in Tampa FL. The “veteran” in question is been caught in many lies about his service. For example; Before I start going to this group, he claim that he serve in Afghanistan with the Army 10th Mountain Division and that he got injured on a patrol on the mountains of Afghanistan. The causes of the injuries were unclear. Wend I start assisting to the support group, I ask is someone would like to go fishing with me because I just move to the area and don’t like going by myself. Well he told me he never been fishing before and that he be glad to go with me. I toke him on his offer and to the pier we wend. We start talking about or experiences in the military and he told me that he is a mechanic and that he hurt his back wend he fell from some equipment in Camp Liberty Iraq, and that the Army don’t medically discharge him, what they did is they send him to a reserve unit to wait for a med board decision. Every time we expend time together the story changes. Every time his unite have the monthly drills he always go to group and make up an story about how stress out he was and that he was going to kill people if he was going to the drill. Then wend the doctor ask him what he can do to help, this guy ask for the doctor to intervene and get him out of the drill. Off course that never happen. He is a big mystery. For 5 years I have been trying to find information about him and his wife/fence/girlfriend (status change every day) but can’t find crap. Like I say before he suppose serve in the Army, which he was a mechanic (he fix my car a few times) and provably he was ATTACH to 10th MD in a point provably in a support roll. I seen his uniform with the badge on and picture that show that same badge, but who knows if he just put them on and the pictures are taken in the backyard! His rank is unclear as well. Last time we went out fishing, I safe he ass wend some real 10th MD soldiers sow his stickers in his truck and start looking for his fellow soldier, all exited they start making sounds and yelling “ How is on the 10th? Whose truck is this?” and off course he respond. They all came to him and start talking stuff I don’t understand, like units names, people names, dates, stories. Wend I saw his face, he was lost in the soup, he don’t know what the fuck does guys were talking about and they notice as well and they put him on his place. The bigger guy (they all were drunk to) start screaming at him “you don’t serve with the 10th, you are a bullshiter” they were piss up! They try to take it on me wend for my luck a few Marines that are station on MC Dill show up on the pier and they sow my tattoos and they did the same like the 10th guys, they provably save my ass from been kick hard. Then the 10th big guy come to me and told me exactly like this, “do let us catch you buddy by himself”. That’s wend I find out for sure he was not 10th MD. This guy is playing the system and is getting VA benefit left and right. A few people, including doctors, service reps, other veterans and my family caught him lying about his service, question his injuries, don’t believe he have PTSD or that he even serve on a combat tour. He lie to me about his disability rate as well. He told me he got 30% and during an argument he forgot what he told me before ( that’s how we always catch him on his lies) and told me he got 10%. This guy need to be stop, he is taking advantage of EVERYTHING and EVERY ONE he can. He is getting free services, free gear, free helps that he really don’t rate! HOW I can find out more information about him?? HELP! You can contact me at colon_edgardg@hotmail.com
September 23rd, 2012 at 7:09 am
[...] most popular post remains the one about Soup Sandwich with 95,000 reads. The second most read page is the Stolen Valor page with the links to our [...]
September 30th, 2012 at 8:54 am
I saw thsis on his profile…
“Wounded Veteran and you Sir have my support Sir!! USAF brat & Flyer, RANGER, SF MEDIC, HALO JUMP MAster!! The VA claims that my PTSD is not a combat injury but a mental disorder; so I enlisted and have a TANGO SEIRA CLEARANCE AND I HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER?!! So I get my disability from social security!! I hate it Sir!!!
Nick ” SKI ” ANDROSKY
325-665-2902″
Flyer, ranger, SF medic and halo jump master? Why does that just sound tricky. Lol, what a joke.
September 30th, 2012 at 12:27 pm
My favorite is the DCU combat boots that were NEVER authorized in any service uniform, only with DCUs, DFDUs, and, until October of last year, ABUs
October 6th, 2012 at 4:53 pm
DocGay-For Christ sakes this clown has more awards than any 5 people.He has got Army awards on his so called chest.CIB with 2 stars,he don’t look old enough to have just the CIB.Also he has a CMB,HALO Jump Badge,and is wearing a Air Force uniform.He should be hung up by his nuts and beat till the cows come home.He also has a Green Beret and I was in SF and I wonder why he didn’t get hold of the Metal Of Honor and wear it too.What a piece of shit this durt bag is.I guess shit comes in all colors.De Oppresso Liber
December 1st, 2012 at 4:35 pm
Haha this dude is messed up I love how he has meritorious ribbons in with service/award ribbons lol
December 15th, 2012 at 4:23 am
Damn! According to all the awards & stripes he’s been around since Christ was a corporal!
December 24th, 2012 at 6:39 am
This stupid sorry sack of shit, so damn disrespectful. The sad part is, it’s not even hard to impersonate us, but lets be a little realistic, not even the most decorated men in history have that much chest candy. I mean somebody please tell me how THE FUCK you can serve as a combat medic in 2 campaigns and an Infantryman in 3 in the same fucking lifetime. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE HORSESHITTING me. You stupid fuck, only certain schools are authorized on USAF uniforms (SKILLS badges) and you have to be the dumbest fuck to wear Combat boots with a dress uniform. I’m far beyond disgusted with this sack of shit. I’m so sorry his son has to claim that piece of shit as a dad. God damn shame.
December 24th, 2012 at 8:54 am
Brandon: you might want to read this link (it can be found above, but it’s a bit hard to locate):
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=25899
Seems Androsky was thrown out of the USAF as an A1C for being a druggie (courts-martial, 5 mo confinement, BCD). One of the things he apparently admitted was huffing shoe cleaner. I understand abusing inhalants can give you brain damage. I submit that Androsky’s walking proof it indeed does.
January 3rd, 2013 at 12:56 am
he clearly has a clip on tie. pathetic.
January 3rd, 2013 at 7:45 am
My favorite poser ever
January 7th, 2013 at 9:50 pm
If there was a DOUCHEBAG HALL OF FAME, I would be the first to nominate him!!!
January 7th, 2013 at 9:57 pm
A very weak individual.
He looks like a greeting card or party favor.
I am sure he is, though.
Turd.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:11 pm
This guy is an idiot.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:45 pm
So, I am going through loadmaster school here at Little Rock. My instructor was a load down at Pope about the vintage that this assclown was there.
Turns out, they were not only in the same unit, but my instructor was also Soupy’s supervisor (Soupervisor?). “I swear, my leadership hated me!” in regards to being given him as her troop.
Scary, it’s a small world!
February 22nd, 2013 at 9:46 am
This is THE single most hilarious thing I’ve EVER seen!!! Why can’t I ever run into these dudes?? Just once, that’s all I’m asking, just one time. Has anyone even been awarded a CMB with 2 stars?? I mean is it even possible??
February 22nd, 2013 at 10:23 am
Bob: yes. Some World War II vets also served in Korea and Vietnam as infantrymen.
As a practical matter, it’s been pretty much impossible for anyone to qualify for 3 CIBs since Vietnam or shortly thereafter due to the extreme length of the Vietnam CIB era. One would have to serve during three of the specified qualifying periods for the CIB to rate one with 2 stars. Here are the qualifying periods (from AR 600-8-22, Dec 2006, para 8-6f):
(1) World War II (7 December 1941 to 3 September 1945)
(2) The Korean Conflict (27 June 1950 to 27 July 1953)
(3) The Republic of Vietnam Conflict. Service in the Republic of Vietnam conflict (2 March 1961 to 28 March 1973) combined with qualifying service in Laos; Dominican Republic; Korea on the DMZ; El Salvador; Grenada; Joint Security Area, Panmunjom, Korea; Panama; Southwest Asia Conflict; and Somalia, regardless of whether a Soldier has served one or multiple tours in any or all of these areas. The Republic of Vietnam Conflict Era officially terminated on 10 March 1995.
(4) War on Terrorism (Afghanistan, Operation ENDURING FREEDOM) and (Iraq, Operation IRAQI FREEDOM).
A soldier can only qualify for one CIB during a qualifying period, regardless of the number of times under fire during the period in a qualifying area or operation. Since the Vietnam CIB era spanned a bit over 44 years – from 2 Mar 1961 to 10 Mar 1995 – and the GWOT CIB era started in 2001, having a CIB with one star is indeed possible. However, two stars would require qualifying for the CIB in the Korea CIB era also, which ended on 27 Jul 1953.
That might be theoretically possible (enlisted and WOs in the reserves can serve past age 60 under some circumstances), but I am reasonably certain that no Korea vets with CIBs served in OIF or early OEF as infantrymen. Anyone who served in Korea would have been at least in their mid-60s by 2001, and I think we’d have heard about that (a 60+ year old infantryman qualifying for a CIB) if it had actually happened. And even that might not be possible – for some reason, I want to say that the statutory upper age limit for enlisted service is 64, but I’m not sure where I’m getting the number 64 or that it’s correct. Someone who was 17 in July 1953 would have been at least 64 in Oct 2001, and either 66 or 67 in March 2003.
February 26th, 2013 at 2:52 pm
Haha he’s at the 1/50 battalion at Benning where I went to basic training I’m surprised he made it out alive. I like where his unit citation is pinned and a CIB what the fuck ever.
March 8th, 2013 at 12:58 am
I did not know him but guys I was stationed with did.
“Fellow Black Cats, was this kid a loadmaster in the 41st? I remember flying with him and 3 other loads who got kicked out for doing drugs back in 2002-2003 timeframe. http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=24149“
March 8th, 2013 at 2:23 am
Wow, this motherfucker is wearing both afghan and iraw campaign medals with arrowhead device – denoting combat jump or amphibious assualt, silver star on afgan campaign denoting 5 deployments a d gold star on iraq campaign LOL. Dont know if anyone else caught that
March 27th, 2013 at 10:28 am
Too funny!!! Remindes me of my older brother (who was14 and I was 12). I had been caught skipping school so the authorities stuck me in juvinile hall for a day. Iooked out the window and to my horrer saw my brother wheel up on a bicycle with one of our fathers very large suits on. WITH TENNIS SHOES ON, and tucked in, bloused pants LOL!! And he had partialy shaved his head so it appeared he hah a receeding hairline! The staff knew him and let us visit….He wispered and said “Shh…they think I’m dad. Gonna get you outta here! Needless to say it didn’t work but a reminder of a great memory anyway!
March 27th, 2013 at 10:32 am
By the way, my bro was Lance Corp Jay William Poullion. U.S.M.C. Early seventies. RIP Bro…
April 17th, 2013 at 4:07 pm
While it disgusts me that someone would do something as low as this, I have to believe this is someone that is unstable. Look at his eyes in the first photo. The lights are on but no one appears to be home. Anyone with any sense, not to mention training, would know not to wear the tan boots with the blues. Same with all of the decorations and combining of Air Force and Army. If the reports of possible court martial for drugs, maybe the wiring is fired upsatirs. this guy definitely needs help one way or another.
April 17th, 2013 at 5:41 pm
@437. Yeah, he does look psychotic in the photo. And that boot business does bespeak an ignorance of fashion coordination, that’s certain. But help? Perhaps, but the majority here tend to think that the best help for him is a size 11D dead in his ass.
April 17th, 2013 at 6:34 pm
Psychotic? Not as I see it, it looks like he’s getting his ass chewed all the way to next week in the first pic. In the second and third, he has the look of some punk who’s only sorry he got caught! The thought of him receiving a size 11D in his fourth point of contact is a great idea for the start of a Wall-to-Wall Counseling session for a turd like that!
April 17th, 2013 at 6:41 pm
Over 7,000 folks discovered Soup for the first time today. I love this guy.
April 18th, 2013 at 6:59 am
[...] Androsky was outed by This Ain’t Hell — with the military blog dubbing him “Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich.” [...]
April 18th, 2013 at 10:50 am
Duffel Blog made this guy relevant again! I love it.
Poor dude. Sounds like he just wanted to see a lady naked in 3 dimensions at some point or another. His neglected epididymis, which has never been traversed by his always-in-suspense life-giving nectar, cries out for relief from the onslaught of your merciless truth-telling!
April 18th, 2013 at 11:15 am
This guy is part of the way that I found the joy of visiting TAH. We were in the proccess of busting a phoney here in Indiana that had given a 17 year old girl a forged ERB in order to get into her pants. We started looking for other posers and found Soup here at TAH.
May 1st, 2013 at 8:32 pm
When I went to my friend’s graduation at Ft. Benning from Sniper School I bought a full uniform at the local store with all of the cool patches and badges. I made myself a colonel but I did not have the balls to wear it out in public.
May 11th, 2013 at 10:38 pm
#443 This guy was the first reason why I came to TAH awhile ago. After that I got hooked. Actually knew someone out in Kuwait that knew of him at Pope.
May 11th, 2013 at 10:53 pm
A true classic
Never ceases to amaze. Unless this guy is just completely crazy where in his mind did he think this would work? At what point, when pinning all the stuff on, did he go…”Ok…THAT’s enough…anymore and it will make people suspicious”
That would be like me putting black face on and walking into central Detroit and trying to hang out on the corner
May 11th, 2013 at 10:58 pm
Especially considering as many steroids as you take and how cold it gets in Detroit in the wintertime, Billy has to shove a finger up his ass to see you.
May 12th, 2013 at 2:56 pm
Jumpin Jesus, this dip shit should be strung up. I spent 33yrs.in the AF and flew on C-130s. Have nothing close to what this fraud is wearing. Sadly, after a supreme court decision, someone can do this without being punished. I read the book “Stolen Valor” and was shocked at the number of frauds out there. One guy was wearing two MoH’s. It’s his kind and, apparently too many more. Damn this pisses me off. I’m 68, the old heart can’t take mush of this.
I think taking this simple shit out would be excelent training for a USMC scout sniper team.
One more item, the last two time MoH recipient was USMC SgtMaj Daniel Daly, who passed in the 1930s
Blue skies to all vets who commeted on this ass hole.
Salute, MSgt Bill USAF ret.
May 12th, 2013 at 3:31 pm
@MSgt Bill
He is one ribbon shy of a South American dictator.
The wannabe USAF version of David Patraeus
May 13th, 2013 at 7:39 pm
Yeah, William Blake’s Penis, your right. What this piss ant did is a disgrace to all services, not just the Air Force.
I hope he’s givin a lesson on being a fake.
Blue Skies to all, MSgt Bill
May 13th, 2013 at 7:56 pm
MSgt Bill USAF ret.: “Soup” here is a real piece of work. His redacted DD214 and courts-martial orders are found here:
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=25899
May 14th, 2013 at 9:39 am
Hey Hondo, If he’s sent to Levanworth(Sp) he shoud be put in with the general population. Silent farts forever.
Blue Skies, Bill
May 16th, 2013 at 5:22 pm
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