I know you remember this guy – half of the blogosphere recognizes him thanks to your 6700 clicks of the Facebook “Like” button on that post;
Yeah, his buffoonery bumped our traffic up to the stratosphere. For that I’ll always be grateful to him. But that gratitude won’t stop me from posting his records, compliments of the good folks at POW Network. It looks like he spent four and a half years as a C130 Loadmaster at Pope AFB until fate took a hand;
For those of you who felt sorry for him because he looked like a fricken ritard – this might be the reason why; he was busted for using percoset, mushrooms and huffing “shoe cleaner” and nitrous oxide as well as dealing meth;
It looks like they dropped one charge of stealing percocet from his Air Force buddy, one charge of huffing shoe cleaner and one charge of selling meth.
So he got the Big Chicken Dinner and 5 months in whatever the Air Force uses for the brig. And from the looks of him, I don’t think he completely kicked his “shoe cleaner” habit.
Category: Phony soldiers