The real Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich
I know you remember this guy – half of the blogosphere recognizes him thanks to your 6700 clicks of the Facebook “Like” button on that post;
Yeah, his buffoonery bumped our traffic up to the stratosphere. For that I’ll always be grateful to him. But that gratitude won’t stop me from posting his records, compliments of the good folks at POW Network. It looks like he spent four and a half years as a C130 Loadmaster at Pope AFB until fate took a hand;
For those of you who felt sorry for him because he looked like a fricken ritard – this might be the reason why; he was busted for using percoset, mushrooms and huffing “shoe cleaner” and nitrous oxide as well as dealing meth;
It looks like they dropped one charge of stealing percocet from his Air Force buddy, one charge of huffing shoe cleaner and one charge of selling meth.
So he got the Big Chicken Dinner and 5 months in whatever the Air Force uses for the brig. And from the looks of him, I don’t think he completely kicked his “shoe cleaner” habit.
July 19th, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Who among us hasn’t on occassion huffed the Heel and Soul stuff. Let he who is without a shoe cleaner huffing habit cast the first Psilocybin mushroom…
July 19th, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Duuuude, what TSO said, live and let live man…
July 19th, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Should have gone with Brasso…you don’t have such a bad drop at the end.
July 19th, 2011 at 12:52 pm
I so envy you bastards–we never got to have any of that stuff on the boat. Atmospheric contaminants and all that. Then again, I used to hear stories of the old time boat sailors who’d drink torpedo fuel.
July 19th, 2011 at 1:00 pm
What? No model glue?
July 19th, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Then again, I used to hear stories of the old time boat sailors who’d drink torpedo fuel.
My grandfather was a bos’ns mate on the USS Philadelphia (CL41) during WWII and he’d talk about them drinking that stuff. Nasty.
July 19th, 2011 at 1:54 pm
No you gotta try duster! It makes your voice sound funny, and no embarrassing douchebaggery later.
July 20th, 2011 at 12:47 am
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.”
July 20th, 2011 at 7:58 am
There were many fine comments accompanying the original post but Cathy’s takes the cake. She wonders why this guy isn’t sporting his commendation from Star Fleet Command. Made me howl.
July 20th, 2011 at 8:36 am
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July 20th, 2011 at 9:25 am
“For those of you who felt sorry for him because he looked like a fricken ritard – this might be the reason why; he was busted for using percoset, mushrooms and huffing “shoe cleaner” and nitrous oxide”
OMG, with a chemical cocktail like nuking his brain, the dadgummed fool probably has 3 brain cells left… And 2 of them are fightin’ with each other. Wouldn’t be supprised if he drools on himself & sports a set of Depends.
July 20th, 2011 at 10:23 am
They let this idiot on board C-130s? Im surprised he didn’t “trip” out the door. I mean accidental discharges or premature detonations happen all the time, but for this pos not to fall out of the door just means he s very very lucky.
July 20th, 2011 at 11:39 am
Honestly though, who doesn’t like mushrooms?
July 21st, 2011 at 2:34 pm
Dumbass entered the service 3 months before I did. Even if he were still in, he MIGHT have made Master Sergeant (E7) by now, but there’s no way he’d have that many awards.
July 26th, 2011 at 10:53 am
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July 28th, 2011 at 12:30 am
This guy is why ‘wall-to-wall’ counseling and public ass-whippings should be mandatory. I’ve been in over 31 years total now, and these guys make my stomach turn over.
July 28th, 2011 at 7:30 am
Where’s his Drug Addict, Court Martial and Took An A$$ Pounding in Confinement Medals?
October 17th, 2011 at 10:37 am
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October 25th, 2011 at 8:46 am
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October 25th, 2011 at 9:49 pm
I can imagine what his Form F’s must have looked like. He must have taken off out of M.A.C. all the time.
October 26th, 2011 at 1:04 am
Holy Shit! This turd-murchant was a ’130 Load! WTF! What a POS. Unlike him (Amn Basic) I actually WAS a MSgt Loadmaster!
Weak-dick!
October 26th, 2011 at 8:14 am
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April 26th, 2012 at 1:51 am
Um.. i’m 99% sure I was at MEPS with his stupid ass. I thought he looked familiar… 214 confirmed it. Wow.
June 18th, 2012 at 6:35 pm
WOW…. straight up WOW…… give me a second here…. when was this photo taken?!APX July 2011…… I wonder what I would do if I saw him like that in public…… I’d prob stomp him in right there on the spot… For impersonating military, wearing those medals and ribbons, and looking like a total scum bag… I’ll respect a uniform.. when it is an ACTUAL UNIFORM.. not this clown..
June 21st, 2012 at 11:09 pm
As a real retired USAF MSgt, I was at first horrified… then just incredibly amused. The last time I saw an AF uniform that looked this bad was while watching a “B” movie on the Scify channel. I would love to get this guy in my old back office with a few other weapons loader SNCOs… and just when I thought Stargate SG-1 was fiction…
July 10th, 2012 at 3:05 pm
https://www.facebook.com/#!/nick.androsky.3?sk=wall
Check this out…is this the same guy?
July 10th, 2012 at 3:14 pm
He worked for my husband at pope. My husband has not seen this but I will sure will show him. He helped boot this guy out and he will be furious to see this. My husband is a real Retired MSGT and disabled vet
July 10th, 2012 at 3:49 pm
@26…yes
July 10th, 2012 at 4:26 pm
@26 WTF- He has more friends than I do… must be all those ribbons.
July 10th, 2012 at 10:10 pm
I doubt the validity of his DD214. In order to be a Load Master you need to spend time as a 2T2x1(my old career field), Air Transportation Specialist first so you know how to build up loads and tie things down so they don’t go careening around the air craft. There is no mention of him attending that school or holding that position.
July 31st, 2012 at 11:33 pm
He just posted this on someone’s wall: “Wounded Veteran and you Sir have my support Sir!! USAF brat & Flyer, RANGER, SF MEDIC, HALO JUMP MAster!! The VA claims that my PTSD is not a combat injury but a mental disorder; so I enlisted and have a TANGO SEIRA CLEARANCE AND I HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER?!! So I get my disability from social security!! I hate it Sir!!!
Nick ” SKI ” ANDROSKY
325-665-2902″ on Ron Paul’s timeline.
October 2nd, 2012 at 9:22 pm
SgtJ, your statement is completely false. You do not need to be a 2T2 first to be a 1A2X1. I know this because I am a Loadmaster and have been my entire career. The guy is a dirtbag, but sadly he was one of us.
October 8th, 2012 at 5:48 pm
Holy shit? Ranger, SF Medic AND HALO JM? What a stud (I happened to know a couple but they are few and far between). Has anybody asked him on his post what his class number was at Ranger, when he went thru the Q course, when was he at Fort Sam, and when did he go HALO and what team was he on? I am very very interested to hear his answers…they should be as epic as his picture!
January 7th, 2013 at 9:47 pm
So did he get the BCD, or an OTH (Other than Honorable)?
January 10th, 2013 at 3:32 pm
@34 FTA, he got the BCD, 5 mos confinement and busted to airman basic, which I assume is E1/Pvt in Marine speak.
April 18th, 2013 at 10:28 am
and in his real AF career he didn’t even manage to get past A1C in his 4.5years….. how’d he manage that? just about everybody automatically advanced to E-4buck sgt back in the day.