This post is now a nightmare with things in the wrong place, but wanted to update with this from POW Net…
UPDATE: Oh Steve, you’ve been a bad little monkey over there on N STILES ST (Or did you move to N WOOD AVE?) in LINDEN NJ…Mom and Dad (Eleanor and William) know about your SF days? You come off probation yet for your charge of UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF IMITATION FIREARM? Phone # still 908-943-7908, or did you get a new one? And by the way, Happy Birthday a little early (13th of this month)! And changing your DOB and SSN by 1 digit doesn’t really do much, the computers cross index by residence and a host of other factors, so that trick of changing your SSN from 152-84-xxxx to 132-84-xxxx didn’t do any good.
Don’t make me angry Steve, you wouldn’t like me when I am angry. Dude, I will go all Bruce Banner on your GI Joe ass. So, write a nice little apology, you can post it in the comments, or send it to Admin@Thisainthell.us. I’ve got more fun here, should I share it Steve?
Earlier, back in Gotham….
This morning, in the dawn air, I saw it, the douchebag bat signal. I swooped in and found this asshat.
IntroductionI maybe outmand but never out numbered, Country boy whose hunting skills were honed on his grandparent’s farm.He live for the hunt
Bragging rightsI love to kill terrorists when they try stupid shit
OccupationU.S. Army Spec Ops. (APO Wolfpack)
- U.S. ArmyFirst Sergeant, 1988 – present
Dude can sneak in through your window and knock up your chihuahua without even making a sound.
Heroes like this need all the publicity they can get, so, please go forth and find all you can on Steve “Dusty/Snake Eyes” Jordan. He may be from Linden NJ.
More mental illness after the jump.
Extra points to the first person that finds pictures of him in a hot tub with a weatherman and a dead guy with a dog collar on.
Snake Eyes, you ever shot a machine gun on peyote? Fuggin badass man.
Here he is doing his best Cross-Dresser Barbie imitation:
This may or may not be his current look:
His name is Steve A. Jordan, and he is from Linden. We’ll get his DD214, if someone could look up on AKO. Also, I know a PI in New Jersey, so I will do a background check.
Baghdad = Mom’s House. Tell me this isn’t the same house.