Steve “Snake Eyes” Jordan, MSgt Soup Sandwich’s retarded cousin
This post is now a nightmare with things in the wrong place, but wanted to update with this from POW Net…
UPDATE: Oh Steve, you’ve been a bad little monkey over there on N STILES ST (Or did you move to N WOOD AVE?) in LINDEN NJ…Mom and Dad (Eleanor and William) know about your SF days? You come off probation yet for your charge of UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF IMITATION FIREARM? Phone # still 908-943-7908, or did you get a new one? And by the way, Happy Birthday a little early (13th of this month)! And changing your DOB and SSN by 1 digit doesn’t really do much, the computers cross index by residence and a host of other factors, so that trick of changing your SSN from 152-84-xxxx to 132-84-xxxx didn’t do any good.
Don’t make me angry Steve, you wouldn’t like me when I am angry. Dude, I will go all Bruce Banner on your GI Joe ass. So, write a nice little apology, you can post it in the comments, or send it to Admin@Thisainthell.us. I’ve got more fun here, should I share it Steve?
EDIT x2: And what in the holy name of Spongebob’s necrofiliac Aunt is this huge ball of wombat sperm?
EDIT: Is this shittard wearing a turtleneck?
Earlier, back in Gotham….
This morning, in the dawn air, I saw it, the douchebag bat signal. I swooped in and found this asshat.
Introduction
I maybe outmand but never out numbered, Country boy whose hunting skills were honed on his grandparent’s farm.He live for the hunt
Bragging rights
I love to kill terrorists when they try stupid shitOccupation
U.S. Army Spec Ops. (APO Wolfpack)
Employment
Um yeah, ok. When not killing terrorists who do stupid shit, he’s also a ninja.
Dude can sneak in through your window and knock up your chihuahua without even making a sound.
Does have a sweet beard though.
Heroes like this need all the publicity they can get, so, please go forth and find all you can on Steve “Dusty/Snake Eyes” Jordan. He may be from Linden NJ.
Places to start your search:
Google profile.
Flicker page.
Facebook.
More mental illness after the jump.
Extra points to the first person that finds pictures of him in a hot tub with a weatherman and a dead guy with a dog collar on.
This dude is hella fun….here he is before his mission to take out Cobra HQ:
Snake Eyes, you ever shot a machine gun on peyote? Fuggin badass man.
Here he is doing his best Cross-Dresser Barbie imitation:
This may or may not be his current look:
His name is Steve A. Jordan, and he is from Linden. We’ll get his DD214, if someone could look up on AKO. Also, I know a PI in New Jersey, so I will do a background check.
Baghdad = Mom’s House. Tell me this isn’t the same house.
September 8th, 2011 at 8:37 am
Thanks, TSO. Now the boss is coming over here wondering why I’m laughing my balls off.
September 8th, 2011 at 8:50 am
Who wears fake beards? What a sad sap.
September 8th, 2011 at 8:50 am
Hmmm, looks legit to me. I knew I saw this dude at Dragon Con this weekend.
September 8th, 2011 at 8:53 am
Yes!! Thank you so much!
I wish his original facebook hadn’t been taken down, because it had “combat” photos of him shooting from around the corner of a building in “Iraq” (it looked like he was leaning up against his mom’s vinyl sided house in “Noo Joizey”).
There was also a pic of him rendering a salute at a funeral/honorable event wearing ACU’s and a beret and his caption said “2001″ (BEFORE the ACU’s were issued, mind you)
There’s so much info out there about this guy. He’s obviously mentally ill.
September 8th, 2011 at 8:58 am
Oh dear god….has the recession hit Clown College graduates this hard?
He even wears a beret like a douche.
September 8th, 2011 at 9:07 am
Jesus, is that a GI Joe bit, a ninja costume, or is he trying to pull off a fat version of a Cylon from BSG?
September 8th, 2011 at 9:10 am
Jonn, COB6; it looks like he has the RatScuba badge right next to his Air Assault wings. Is that right?
September 8th, 2011 at 9:12 am
Also, those look like airsoft guns he’s posing with.
September 8th, 2011 at 9:13 am
LOL @ the fake ass ACH (*Army Combat Helmet* for you Squids, Grunts and Flyboy types-much respect btw) and vintage “Desert Storm” goggles.
September 8th, 2011 at 9:20 am
The facebook site that caught him has some of his far more interesting adult adventures outside of the GI Joe relm. BTW, his combat patch isn’t 1st CAV, it’s 3/75.
September 8th, 2011 at 9:25 am
Old Trooper it is the SCUBA Badge. Funny thing is he also has the CIB w/1 Star and a Master Parachutists wings as well as Air Assault wings and a Ranger Tab.All of this while being a member of the 5th Squadron 117th Cavalry (which no longer exists btw) of the 42nd (Rainbow) Division Noo Joisey ARNG. Yeah I had done some research trying to find this clown when his mug got posted at another site.
September 8th, 2011 at 9:27 am
Wait a second–Jersey, did you say? Hmmmmm…seems to me that some of our favorite trolls are from the NJ area, although strangely silent since they never showed in MN a couple of weeks ago.
Just sayin.
September 8th, 2011 at 9:28 am
@Bobo yeah it does look like a Ranger Scroll and then on his ‘lil Snake Eyes Ninja suit he is wearing the Civil Affairs/PsyOps Patch. Gawd what a moron.
September 8th, 2011 at 9:29 am
Whoa! That gave me a start. I thought I was seeing the reincarnation of Audie Murphy. Then I realized that the boots were wrong!
September 8th, 2011 at 9:52 am
Sparky: And to think that Jonn, TSO, and Mr. Wolf were chuckling at me when I presented them my bona fides, because I have my paperwork going all the way back to BT (I even have the original lime green folder that my recruiter put all my enlistment paperwork in, lol). Yeah, I’m kinda a pack rat that way.
September 8th, 2011 at 9:52 am
blue pen in sleeve pocket, dead giveaway ha ha. I think this guy is really deranged. By the way,the Michael Hamilton conviction and 16 month sentence are getting radio air time this morning here in NC. Good to get the word out to folks that this foolishness doesn’t pay.
September 8th, 2011 at 10:14 am
Dude! This guy just posted on a Civil Affairs facebook group yesterday!!! I was thinking there has to be a serious problem with him! I think he also popped up on one of the CA/Psyop LinkedIn groups
September 8th, 2011 at 10:14 am
Well, of COURSE he’s fake!
All the REAL ninjas out there work for Jonn!
September 8th, 2011 at 10:31 am
Better not F with my chihuahua, it will kick his ass.
September 8th, 2011 at 10:31 am
A First Sergeant since 1988? Dude can’t get a promotion in 23 years?
September 8th, 2011 at 11:05 am
Nothing in AKO.
September 8th, 2011 at 11:08 am
https://fetlife.com/users/88606
Google’s a MFer. Have to reg to view tho, it gets worse.
September 8th, 2011 at 11:17 am
Wow, I’m not really sure what to say about this dude besides… well… wow.
September 8th, 2011 at 11:29 am
OMG this guy is friends with TOM! 24 inch chest with 28 inch waist…who is this guy kiddin’?
September 8th, 2011 at 11:32 am
He’s a Marine too?
http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/185148#185148
September 8th, 2011 at 12:01 pm
First off, he stole that first sentence from the introduction from a Ranger Up t-shirt! Secondly this Hoser had been posting on CA related facebook pages, complete with Snake Eyes pics, and had been roasted by us for wearing the USACAPOC combat patch, the pictures are down now…. Also, in his ACU pic, his Skill Badges are sewn on, while he is wearing his beret. No matter what time period he claims the picture was taken, he is seriously out of regs if he was ever in at all!!! An E-8 ought to know better!
September 8th, 2011 at 12:08 pm
What’s the over/under on this assclown coming in, either under his name or pretending to be a loved one, either defending this shit, or pretending it’s not that bad?
I’m picking post 65 in the pool. $5 a shot.
September 8th, 2011 at 12:26 pm
So what is this Dude’s real name? His FB has a new name on it…
September 8th, 2011 at 12:29 pm
I’m betting he’s a PFC who ETS’d in ’96….joined an airsoft club…posts regularly on ar15.com….plays a lot of Call of Duty.
September 8th, 2011 at 12:40 pm
On second look with the added photo’s, given that he’s sporting a Jungle Expert patch….this guy was an E-6 over 20 yrs ago. O believe it came out of 670-1 around ’86.
September 8th, 2011 at 12:46 pm
Ok, looking at the added pics, all I can say is…….wow. Is he wearing white gloves with his class A uniform? Plus, the shirt looks suspect in the class A photo as well.
I don’t know; maybe I’m nitpicking too much today? They aren’t even trying very hard, anymore.
September 8th, 2011 at 12:47 pm
CI; notice in his E-5 photo that he’s sportin’ the Pathfinder badge, but it is mysteriously gone in the E-8 pic, replaced by the Scuba badge.
September 8th, 2011 at 12:57 pm
@Old Trooper – If this guy was legit, we could chalk that up to 670-1 specifying how many of which class of badges could be worn at a given time.
Since this guy is an offending poseur….all bets are off.
September 8th, 2011 at 1:12 pm
Old Trooper,
That is NOT a SCUBA badge. It is a Special Operations Diver badge. They didn’t have this new sexy one back in my day; we got the same SCUBA badge as engineers and underwater welders.
September 8th, 2011 at 1:22 pm
My bad COB6. It did appear to be a SCUBA badge but upon 2nd look it has what appears to be lightning bolts going through it. I am wondering where his Super Secret Squirrel Club badge is. He is out of uniform if he doesn’t have it above the CIB w/1 Star.
September 8th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
See the update at top, would love someone to call and see if we have the right phone number. Want to make sure I get him invited to the Veterans Day parade.
September 8th, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Im surprised he didnt put the Basic Aviation badge on…at least he d have some set of wings. Dude is about legit as a 6 dollar bill.
September 8th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
There is a SSG Steve Jordan in the Army based out of Oklahoma. Most likely not the same dude, but the ONLY Steve Jordan in Army records. There are a few Steven A. Jordans, but none that are enlisted or NCO.
September 8th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
…knowing is half the battle!
September 8th, 2011 at 2:02 pm
The 443rd CA Bn, is based out of the Midwest, and that dude claims to have been in the 443rd….
September 8th, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Why couldn’t it have been Jordan Carver! I’d've believed her!
Still, the last pic did cause my screen to experience high velocity iced tea.
September 8th, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Did you notice that he “friends” himself on MySpace multiple times with a different persona?
He is really a sad, sad, piece of work. I expect to see him next on some new episode of “1,000 ways to Die.”
September 8th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
He changed his name on FB to Ronald Dimico, AND he is a Manchester United fan? WTF?!?! SMH
September 8th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
I suspect that Steve A. Jordan is also a made up name, check this from his FB:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Steve-Jordan/103117693061392
September 8th, 2011 at 2:37 pm
Thanks, COB6, I wasn’t sure because, from the pic, I couldn’t get a good look at it.
The more I read and see of this assclown, the more I wonder if this fucking loser even has parents that claim him. Went over to POWNet through the link and just have to shake my head at what an utter and complete fucktard this waste of oxygen is.
September 8th, 2011 at 2:39 pm
Back to the E-6 photo when was the tan shirt replaced with the green on. Wasn’t in the early 80′s, he is showing at least 8 years in the photo. Plus no blue disks on his brass, no leadership tabs. Can’t be sure but doesn’t it look like a Ranger patch on his shoulder?
September 8th, 2011 at 2:56 pm
77 11C20; yep, the tan shirt went away in ’81 (as did the Army khaki uniform) and yes, that is a Ranger scroll he’s sporting, along with 101st combat patch. It seems this moron has been playing dress up for many years.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
This moron has pics on flickr as well.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/snakeeyes1/page2/
Gotta love the one where he states he just came back from ‘Over Seas’
September 8th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Could he be from the same unit as the Marine lesbian?
September 8th, 2011 at 5:22 pm
Ordsoldier; his model profile says he’s 5’3″ tall and 125 lbs…… This boy needs to un-fuck himself and fast. As for the pic where he says he just came back from overseas; well, he probably jumped a mud puddle coming back from the dollar store.
September 8th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Must not have been able to get anything other than the ACU MATERNITY top at the local Army/Navy store. This dude is a cluster f*ck in serious need of a trip to the woodshed.
September 8th, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Geez, FB says his page might be “temporarily unavailable”. Wonder why?
His M-4 seems to be able to fire upward, and what’s with the gray forepiece?
And, I love the vinyl-sided home in Baghdad? WOW, just wow….
September 8th, 2011 at 6:59 pm
Phone number goes to a Sprint Cell Phone with a female’s voice on the Voice Mail greeting. Small wonder he prolly changed it. LOL
September 8th, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Wow. This guy is more fucked up than three naked dudes in a telephone booth. Damn schmoe. This was posted on Apacheclips.com who are lighting this clown up as well.
NSFW!!!!
http://users.adultspace.com/SnakeEyes1/profile_galleries.html
Jaegermeister, please help me to un-see that shit.
September 8th, 2011 at 8:22 pm
My wife just laughed and said, “Bet you we see him on that TV show, Who the Bleep did I marry” the thing that always stands out to me on these F**Ktards is where their fingers are while holding a weapon…dead give away.
September 8th, 2011 at 8:45 pm
Dear God….
I swear I’ve seen this tool on the web before. I’m surprised he resurfaced. I’d swear he was taken down before.
September 8th, 2011 at 8:49 pm
@#12 NH Sparky:
Hell yes. Gotta be him. This is der sphincter. Still livin’ the lies. This bitch is pathetic.
September 8th, 2011 at 10:04 pm
This guy used to be a door gunner on the space shuttle, that was way back when air assaulting from the International Space Station was cool. Back in OIF 1000
September 9th, 2011 at 12:05 am
that’s one hell of a muzzle flash! Shit I haven’t seen muzzle flash this impressive since Ahnold kicked ass in Predator. and the brass, looks like cartoon 9 mil. . .
I’m sorry but that rainbow suit is pure slack jawed fagotry.
Is it just me or were those the old discontinued desert storm goggles? Didn’t they stop issuing those things 15 years ago?
Stolen Valor was invented just for this guy!
September 9th, 2011 at 9:00 am
I wonder if he actually reads the comments to his pics on Flickr. I decided to leave him some ‘inspiring’ comments.
Doc Bailey: Yeah, those look like the Desert Storm goggles. Got those issued myself for that timeframe. We got much better versions for my OIF deployments. The local Army/Navy store must love him.
The crest he is wearing on the Bret is the 5/117th Cav, assigned to the 42nd I.D. I am researching their FB pages now to see if i can see our ‘hero’ in action.
September 9th, 2011 at 9:03 am
@#50 Old Trooper: Check him out in this pic, he is the one in the white outfit. Yeah, I think 5’3″ might be about right for him.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/snakeeyes1/3721357647/in/photostream
http://www.flickr.com/photos/snakeeyes1/3721357687/in/photostream
September 9th, 2011 at 9:10 am
Hey Doc; you can see that the muzzle flash and the spent rounds were a very poor photoshop job, yet it seems there are some people out there that believe his bullshit.
The more I think about it, the more I conclude how very sad it is to be an adult male that has to play dress up all the time.
September 9th, 2011 at 9:12 am
What I really want to know is who is taking all these pictures?
September 9th, 2011 at 9:15 am
Well, I decided to e-mail the unit (5-117th Cav) with the Flickr pic and see if he might be poser within their ranks. Let’s see if they respond.
September 9th, 2011 at 9:34 am
@Ordsoldier…..I was unable to locate a 5-117th Cav within the NJ ARNG? If you could please share the contact info. I’ll be happy to jump on this moving train.
September 9th, 2011 at 9:43 am
I’m currently at JB MDL in New Jersey. If I ever run into this guy I’m going to laugh to the point where I might piss myself. I wonder if I’ll run into him at Comic Con in NYC this year?
September 9th, 2011 at 9:45 am
@ Eleven_Bravo: Here is where I sent the e-mail. If you go to the directory tree on the left and go to 5-117th Directory, it lists their staff along with e-mail hyperlink to the Command Group. Maybe I need to e-mail the BN CSM directly.
http://www.nj.gov/military/5-117th/contact.html
September 9th, 2011 at 10:16 am
Yeah I got to that page before Ord but I think they have gone through a reorganization since. I don’t think the 5-117th exists anymore as that particular unit. Alpha Troop is/was based in Dover NJ but the Unit in that location now is not Alpha Troop.. Anyway I am now on the Military.com page for the unit and I will work this angle to see what can be done.
September 9th, 2011 at 10:20 am
Gotcha, I will see what I can dig up as well.
September 9th, 2011 at 10:23 am
The 5/117th info in the http://www.nj.gov/military/5-117th/contact.html link is old. The BN CDR is coming up in AKO as retired now.
September 9th, 2011 at 10:33 am
Check out this link.
http://unitpages.military.com/unitpages/unit.do?id=101424
If you look at 1st of the messages it seems that someone is looking for this guy. Saying he was in A Trp 5-117th.
Digging deeper.
September 9th, 2011 at 10:39 am
Here is an blurb from the 117th Cav Association Newsletter
“The reorganization and consolidation of the 5th Squadron 117th Cavalry Regiment and the 2nd Battalion102nd Armor Regiment into the new 1st Squadron 102nd Cavalry Regiment.”
September 9th, 2011 at 10:52 am
Uh Ord you don’t have to dig too deep. Read #67. LOL
September 9th, 2011 at 10:58 am
Yeah, I see that…lol. But since it just reorganized under 1/102nd Cav I figured that they deserved to know if such an individual exists in their ranks. CSM Sheridan, Christopher is the new CSM as of this year for that unit. I sent him an e-mail. Figured he would want to know if such a DB exisits in his unit.
Digging complete.
September 9th, 2011 at 11:09 am
Good Work. I was merely referring to the Military.com post. I put that post up on the 117th Cav page.
September 9th, 2011 at 11:12 am
Noticed you left him some comments as well on his pics, nice.
September 9th, 2011 at 11:13 am
I have come to the logical conclusion that this douchenozzle has never served at any time, in any unit. Although Msgt Soup Sammich had served and his uniform was a complete cluster, I just have a gut feeling about this little bastard not ever making it out of BT, if he did try to serve.
September 9th, 2011 at 11:15 am
Hey I think I recognize this guy. We served together in Seal Team 32, Electric Boogaloo. We were jumping HALO style over Antarctica with flamethrowers to hunt for nazi war criminals who were harboring Vietnam POW’s.
I bet this guy is a Ron Paul fan.
September 9th, 2011 at 11:31 am
Utah next time some warning please. Mt Dew all over my monitor is not really a good idea. ROFL
September 9th, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Hey Utah Vet….or should I call you Agent Orange…..?
Didn’t you help us hunt down Col. Wat da Phuck in the Ding Dong Ditchum Delta??
September 9th, 2011 at 1:08 pm
How come no one ever fakes 92G?
September 9th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
I don’t know, Trapped, they never fake 68M, either.
September 9th, 2011 at 2:01 pm
Try 60G
September 9th, 2011 at 2:52 pm
prob one of the many who washed outta basic/AIT…. found some old fotos of his Dad maybe and fotoshopped them… he aint the first and he def wont be the last to pose… what a shame… like the old Marine LCPL from WW2/Korea who joined the VFW(?) posing as a retired 2-star…
September 9th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Have you guys taken a look at his buddy’s page. Another big shit sandwich.
http://www.facebook.com/marinerockstar
September 9th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
The Marine did his misdeeds down Louisiana way about, oh, 6-7 years ago I think… and believe it or not there ARE still some DS goggles out there… Cuz y’all know many NG & Reserve units dont get new shit all that often! hahaha!
September 9th, 2011 at 2:58 pm
@”Me (Post #84)…. This cat is barely outta HS!!! LOL!
September 9th, 2011 at 3:13 pm
This new little turd is pimping the Corps, but decked out Army, sporting a long tab and tags-still-on-fresh ACU’s.
Guess you’ve got to be high speed to woo ‘MiszThicknesz’.
September 9th, 2011 at 4:15 pm
He’s got some photos over on Myspace with dogtags swinging in the breeze and wearing a Marine shirt to the Marine museum.
http://www.myspace.com/dayshon42#!/dayshon42/photos
September 9th, 2011 at 6:15 pm
@BigSarge (#86) he lists his current employment as shoe salesman.
September 10th, 2011 at 8:21 am
If you look at some of those pics someone put up (the marine photo) it’s obvious this dude is really gay. No, like… he’s san francisco, village people kinda gay.
September 10th, 2011 at 12:10 pm
Here’s what’s going to bust my balls–by impersonating LEO, he’s committing a felony. By impersonating a member of the military, there’s no crime involved, at least according to the 9th Circuit (yes, I know NJ isn’t in jurisdiction of 9th.)
Either way, the little moron needs a good stomping. I’m so sick of these phony fucktards.
September 10th, 2011 at 3:05 pm
Fella needs all the attention he craves. Expose him for what he is a fucktard and a numpty fuck. Expose, Expose Expose. Give him his wanting craving attention.
September 10th, 2011 at 6:42 pm
Wow, there is a comment stuck in spam right now, that highlights this assclowns pr0n site. I kid you not. This dude is MESSED up.
September 10th, 2011 at 10:35 pm
why dont you guys leave me alone i did nothing to any of you now everything is messed up and everyone is aksing me about this i am a recruiter for tjhe army now and nothing else i ddint put those pictures up the of myself someone else did and you should be proud of me anywhyas where is all of the comradery??? i cannot Beleive you guys did this!!! everyone keeps sending me tio this site and asking me what is going on and i tell them nothing because i am who i am and i like it. you cant handle that then thats find i am not complanin.
September 10th, 2011 at 10:55 pm
Bullshit, assclown. You aren’t a recruiter for the Army, if you are the one in those pictures. You did nothing to any of us? Um, putting that uniform on did something to everyone that wore that uniform honorably. That’s what you will never understand. If you want to play dress up, fine, but take that tape off above the left pocket that says US Army, because you didn’t earn it, and stop with the bullshit bravado in your photoshopped pictures making it look like you’re firing a real weapon when you are holding a plastic toy (and no, that ain’t fucking Iraq, either), plus with your lame-ass beard and saying you’re “waiting for the call to come in” like you’re some sooper trooper undercover brother. You ain’t shit.
Stop being a total douche and we’ll leave you alone, but only after you apologize to every Veteran and current soldier right here on this site.
Time to man up.
September 10th, 2011 at 11:11 pm
my whole life has to be changed because of all of you everything is different in the past few days now. i have to be redeployed to viginia and sign a new contract to be a recruiter i was over in the sand pit just like all of you why do i have to say sorry? i was there just like all you gusy were there i am a soldier too and a former marine corps member i am a e-8 so show me more respect private!!!! you can never take away my soldier abilities I AM AN AMERICAN SOLIDER I AM A MEMBER AND AN UNIT OF A TEAM! i WILL NEVER ACCEPT DEFET I WILL ALWAYS PROTECT MY ARMS MY EQUPMENT AND MY SELF I WILL NEVER QUIT I VOW TO PROTECT EVERY MAN AND WOMAN AND CHILD WHO IS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN! I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOOAH NOW GET AT ATTENTION OR IN THE HALF RIGHT LEANING REST!!!!!!!!!!!
September 10th, 2011 at 11:19 pm
#97 nI: Sweetie, let me be the first to welcome you to the Dog-pile!
September 10th, 2011 at 11:21 pm
This has to be an effin’ troll…
September 10th, 2011 at 11:22 pm
Shit…95 posts, not 65. I lost the pool.
September 10th, 2011 at 11:26 pm
Yeah…a troll that shops muzzle flashes on his Airsoft shit while pretending his mother’s trailer is Baghdad.
So, nI…may I call you shitbag? What recruiting station you heading for? There are some folks at the battalion who’d LOVE to give you a warm personal welcome.
Seriously. Give it up. Nobody is buying your shit, you sawed off little fuckstick.
September 10th, 2011 at 11:36 pm
I wonder what will happen when the real po-po shows up at his mom’s house to arrest him for impersonating a LEO? One thing is for sure, those particular dudes don’t carry shitty little airsoft rifles and the muzzle flash isn’t shopped.
September 11th, 2011 at 12:18 am
you will all see how funny this is when the cops come nocking at all your doors for spreading stuff on the internet about a master sargent in the army. that is a serious offense and none of you have honor i served and this is what i get for defending this country i dont care if i lose my job actually because i have an meeting wtih the sherrifs dept and they are going to hire me because of my militart training and then who wins then huh you guys just pretty much helped me get another job and plus i always get calls from obamas team askin me to come aboard to protect the pres because of how good of a shooter i am i got hawkeye in training and i bet none of you guys did thats why i trained in special forces and learned everything about my rifiles and pistols this isnt halo its real life and its what i do you are all disrespectful to my uniform you dont knwo what i have seen in my life in the sandbox its hot over there and you see crazy things. but none of you would no about anything of that
ONCE A SOLDIER ALWAYS A SOLDIER AND A MARINE! HOOHA OORAHH!!!! I AM GGOING TO ISSUE SOME ARTICLES AND CONTACT YOUR PLATOON SARGENTS!!!!
September 11th, 2011 at 12:24 am
I WANT MY PICTURES TAKEN BACK DOWN IMMEDIATELY YOU MUST COMPLY AS THEY ARE NOT YOUR PROPERTY AND I HAVE NOTIFIED MY LAWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY LAWER HAS ALL OF YOUR COMPUTER INFORMATION SO YOU ARE ALL GETTING SUED!!!!!!! YOU WILL RESPECT AND SALUTE MY RANK AND MY UNIFORM!!!
September 11th, 2011 at 12:31 am
that rainbow PICTURE is not ME!!!!!!! this is nOT!!!!!!!!!! a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As my command sargent allways says: heads will roll. !!!
September 11th, 2011 at 12:34 am
Shit, if I had a dollar for every time some shitbag claimed he was calling the cops, FBI, etc., on me, or claimed they had a lawyer…
You’re a special kind of ri-tard, aintcha? Do us all a favor and go play in traffic.
September 11th, 2011 at 12:45 am
nI; the fact is, none of those pictures are YOU, because in every one of them, you portray yourself as something you are not. You are posing; that’s why you’re called a “poser.” Get it?
September 11th, 2011 at 12:56 am
Welp, it appears as if “Steve Jordan” is not his real name. He used that as an alias. Steve Jordan is listed as one of his favorite athletes. He was also known as Michael Knight at one point as well.
Here is his new facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/MassiveHell
After the exposure of this character was underway, he changed everything on his profile. He took down pictures, and removed information from his profile. He also changed his name to Ronald Dimico, which is also probably a fake name.
Have fun, gentlemen.
September 11th, 2011 at 1:00 am
Oh and…….
http://twitter.com/#!/SnakeEyes2
Enjoy.
September 11th, 2011 at 1:01 am
And another:
http://www.modelmayhem.com/7730
September 11th, 2011 at 1:05 am
Yet more…..
Well i’ve been getting into doing pictures of me from doing bondage and fetish places and my own fetish nights from when i had a night club i was working at.Now i’m trying modeling and see what doors can open for me. I do my own make up and clothing in the pictures you see here in my profile photo section, I would like to get into working with others on photo shoots.When upon joining my yahoo’s group please have a full yahoo profile including picture. Thanx
http://www.myspace.com/gothicsheriff
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gothicsheriffswatteam
September 11th, 2011 at 1:07 am
Pretty sure this is the house in question in most of his pictures:
http://www.spokeo.com/search?q=Steve%20Jordan#Linden,%20NJ:7220172931
?? S Stiles St.
Linden, NJ 07036
September 11th, 2011 at 1:13 am
Here is an older myspace where he talks about being a representative for some lucrative firm.
http://www.myspace.com/490836112
And here:
http://www.njairsoftleague.com/index.php?/topic/1070-new-memeber/
It states right under his name that he is “POSING AS A VETERAN SOLDIER”
This is starting to get very, very weird.
Oh, and that guy is most likely a troll. The real “Steve” seems like he would be way too much of a little pussy to come and face you gentlemen.
September 11th, 2011 at 2:02 am
You all must see this.
If you look at certain parts of his profile, it states that he is posing as a veteran soldier. My theory is that a mod of this site was filled in on the situation and edited his profile to display this info about him.
http://www.njairsoftleague.com/index.php?/user/164-snakeeyes1/
September 11th, 2011 at 6:42 am
I think post #103 is the longest, most boring gibberish of a sentence I’ve ever read, and I’ve read the RPM addendums for an A4W reactor plant. You’ve got to get up pretty early in the morning to be more of a bore than Navsea 08.
Bravo, sir.
September 11th, 2011 at 7:33 am
‘not Important’ is an obvious troll impostor. Even in today’s military of relaxed standards, you’d have to be able to spell and form sentences better than that to get through ANCOC, much less write an NCOER.
September 11th, 2011 at 8:15 am
Lol @ 103/104!!!!
“YOU WILL RESPECT AND SALUTE MY RANK AND MY UNIFORM!!!”
Yeah, right, cheesedick. You don’t salute an enlisted person, no matter if it’s the SMA, or a private, with one exception that you probably don’t know about.
You have no idea how many times some lame-ass has come on here and threatened us with lawsuits, arrests, etc. Bring it you little turd. Now I’m tired of your gibberish so unless you can come up with something fresh in regards to a reply, I’m not going to reply anymore.
September 11th, 2011 at 8:26 am
I’m pretty sure the exception doesn’t apply here, since neither Sal nor Dakota or any of the others are likely to be fighting it out in the TAH comments!
September 11th, 2011 at 8:28 am
Also, this 99% likely is not Snake Eyes, but you might want to look up Fair Use if you get some time. See, the pictures aren’t used here because of their artistic merit or anything else, but rather to identify an individual who violated federal law (to wit the SVA).
September 11th, 2011 at 8:34 am
teddy996–amen, except in my case substitute D1G-2 and S5W for A4W. Toss in the EDOM while you’re at it.
William Faulkner reads this guys posts and thinks, “That is one long-winded motherfucker right there.”
September 11th, 2011 at 8:36 am
TSO–IP addresses not matching up?
September 11th, 2011 at 8:37 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNB_VG_shc&feature=related
September 11th, 2011 at 9:11 am
For the record, “Not Important” and “Anonymous” are using the same IP address which originates in Corpus Cristi, TX, which apparently is a Sockpuppet City. As far as siccing a “lawer” and a “command sergeant” on us goes, there’s a long line at the Mineral County courthouse everyday of “lawers” who want to shut this website down. Expect a long wait. Please stay in the line, though, your lawsuit is very important to us.
September 11th, 2011 at 9:54 am
“[Y]our lawsuit is very important to us.” Lost coffee on that.
September 11th, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Congratulations Jonn Lilyea. You exposed me. I am a common internet troll who moves from forum to forum trying to get a rise out of good folks like yourself. I was just trying to have fun, and that I did. I am in no way in support of this scumbag, I just wanted to see if anyone would call me out, and one of you did. For that, I am grateful, for I can move on to another forum to successfully troll yet another group of unsuspecting people. Hey, at least I made up for it by investigating this guy and posting my findings.
Good day to you all, and thank you for your service. *Not trolling here*
September 11th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Wanker.
September 11th, 2011 at 3:34 pm
Wow, so we add another name to the list of fuctards who need to be beaten like a hippy. I am a vet AND a costumer and this guy doesn’t qualify for either. Hell, he was kicked out of two of the costuming groups I am part of for lack of attention to detail. I think some of the dogs that the MPs use got a higher ASVAB score than this poser.
Also, who is the hell can’t even spell Sergeant right? Really Anon? My nephew can spell it right and he’s only five!
September 11th, 2011 at 3:54 pm
Burn the wannabes down and throw in “Anonymous” & “not Important” too.
September 11th, 2011 at 10:35 pm
Well if anyone wishes to send a lawyer after me he’d better be a good one and well worth the money spent on him. He’d also better be able to read the sign that says “TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT….SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN.” rofl
September 12th, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Look at the last photo (bottom right) on http://www.pownetwork.org/horv/horv_854.htm — is that a Borat costume? “I come to this country with clothings, American monies, and jar of gypsy tears to protect me from the AIDS. GREAT SUCCESS!”
September 12th, 2011 at 12:10 pm
So here’s an interesting question for you all this morning. Clearly while this guy and soup sandwich may have 6 beers, they don’t have the plastic thing holding them together.
Question is, which one of them is worse?
September 12th, 2011 at 12:26 pm
PRC–I’ll go with Soup Sandwich, only because he walked onto Fort Benning and thought he would be able to get away with that shit.
September 12th, 2011 at 12:39 pm
NHSparky – that does seem to tip things in his favor
September 12th, 2011 at 12:45 pm
I am an American Soldier-that alone should give each and every one of us in uniform you beat the snot out of you, Not Important. You claim to be in the Army, and if you really are a Soldier, and an E-8, how many damn boards have you sat on? With that being the case you should at least know how to cite the Soldier’s Creed…thats the one thing we live by on a day to day basis you can t even summon the cajones to admit you aren t legit.
Oh and by the way, jack ass, many SF/SEALs (if you were really trying to act like the SEAL on MOH, you fucked up big dude, how the hell can you be a SEAL AND in the Army at the same time?!) have full sleeves, not just one or two little OOOOO LOOK AT ME IM A HOMO tattoos. Get some legit ones too…
As many people have said on here, go play in traffic.
September 12th, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Myself and a friend found this p.o.s. on Facebook and have been following every link we can on this and have even called the New Jersy National Guard and asked about htis individual and they know nothing about him except for rumors of a poser. Also if anyone on here would like to follow up on him here is the phone number to call the former 117th Cavalry they have gone back to the 102d Cavalry due to realignement and needs for thr Guard. 1-732-499-5662 Happy poser hunting.
Scouts out
September 12th, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Anyone got an real address for that Corpus IP address? I dont live too far from there and a few of my fellow retired Army veterans and I would love to pay this guy a visit and ..umm…perform some wall to wall counseling (FM 22-102 comes to mind). Road trips anyone?? He stepped on my last nerve with that Recruiter and Master Sergeant bit (been there done that) as well as the deployment bit…sand pit?? wtf?
not Important: Spell check is your friend, Moron. Oh, and its Command Sergeant Major not command sargent, Numbnuts.
September 13th, 2011 at 9:17 am
Sweet! He’s a GI Joe AND a character from that video game “Medal of Honor”! Bet his cell phone plays that Linkin Park song too.
September 13th, 2011 at 9:36 pm
Ordsoldier – hey asshole, I admitted that I am a troll, I am not this fuckwad of a poser in question. Go ahead, trace my ip, I invite you to. Soldier or not, I will shoot you dead. Go ahead and call my bluff, you will be shot in your head if you show up on my doorstep.
Learn to read a little better before you make threats, faggot.
September 13th, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Here Ordsoldier – I will do the work for you.
Here is my IP – 68.206.125.223
Put it into this site:
http://www.ip-address.org/lookup/ip-locator.php
If you can find me from there, go right ahead. I am inviting you to, tough guy. Bring your dried up retired army buds too. I got something for all of you.
September 13th, 2011 at 9:57 pm
Anonymous, you are a serious douche.
September 13th, 2011 at 10:05 pm
O rly? I am a douche for responding to some keyboard warrior’s threats? I put in plain text that I was a troll. I am just saying, if he shows up on my property, he will be dead within minutes. I have 5 point camera surveillance system along with two very protective German Shepherds that would love to be acquainted with the bottom side of some retards ass meat. I wont even mention the hardware that I have stashed in almost every room of my house.
September 13th, 2011 at 10:08 pm
And I have a moat with sharks with fricken lazer beams.
Get a brain Moran.
September 13th, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Haha you don’t take me seriously? If you are feeling like such a trooper TSO, why dont you take the liberty of finding out where I live? I bet your opinion would change when we met face to face you fucking waste of life.
September 13th, 2011 at 10:11 pm
Like I give 2 shits where you live dickwad. Unlike you, I have a life outside internet trolling. If you want to come see me, you can visit me in San Antonio next time I am at the burn ward at Brooke giving the wounded troops you shit on lap tops.
September 13th, 2011 at 10:13 pm
Haha my job is on the internet. I make 70k a year working as a network administrator for a major department store brand. You run a blog. Hahah how is that going for ya, chief?
September 13th, 2011 at 10:16 pm
I am done here, I have other shit to do. I was just checking up on the status of our boy Steve when I saw that fuckwads comment.
Have a good life, I know I will.
September 13th, 2011 at 10:16 pm
Ha, I get paid over that, and the blog is only to honor my brothers and sisters, not a concept you would understand, granted. In fact, I think a little Googling would come up with my annual salary, since I work for a non-profit and was a federal lobbyist on Capitol Hill, subject to disclosure requirements.
September 14th, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Y’all might like this:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002937886777
September 14th, 2011 at 7:44 pm
Some tell the boys at “Ranger Up” about this child? They might be a little bored tonight.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:18 pm
re #148: Thanks for that, Matt, nothing like getting seriously pissed off this late in the game. I thought I was gonna keep an even keel about this asshole, but that picture just sent me right over the limit. I was actually starting to think he just liked to play dress up, seeing his GI Joe snake eyes shit and all, but this is just fucking wrong on a lot of levels. He needs his ass kicked with extreme prejudice.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:42 pm
Matt, did you do that? +1
September 14th, 2011 at 9:17 pm
Notice what it says on her shirt in his profile photo? “Creepy Girl”. No argument from me. Anyone that would be caught in a photo with this numbnutz is certifiably “creepy”.
I think I will “friend” him so I can post there too.
September 15th, 2011 at 2:16 am
Take a look at how old he looks in a couple of the pictures – in the Class A’s and wearing the green beret with the stripper. He’s been at this game for a LONG time.
15D – I might have had something to do with it… You still in the AZNG? I might know something about that too, lol…
September 15th, 2011 at 2:29 am
Sorry Old Trooper, didn’t mean to push you over the edge.
I just thought that I would share that with everyone so they could get a chuckle out of his “Basic Information” and see how far he has spread his shit around the internet.
I was seriously pissed off the second I saw this loser and all the claims that he was making. I hate all these low life assholes that want to try to ride the glory train when they haven’t ever done anything other than sew a few patches on their jacket.
September 15th, 2011 at 4:39 am
Wtf man, what are you twelve or something? Its some weird shit going on in new jersey. How come these guys never steal valor from the Coasties? Marine my ass, pick a branch dickwad.
http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/185148#58712.
Moms basement flogging a guy from comic con lmao
September 15th, 2011 at 7:15 am
No problem, Matt, it’s not you I’m pissed at. When I said “thanks for that” I was sincere, because I hadn’t seen that pic, yet, but the smarmy look on his mug while wearing all that Ranger bling on his 5’3″ bad self just did me in.
The beatdown that boy needs is of epic proportions.
September 15th, 2011 at 9:36 am
I make 70k a year
I think I passed that mark a couple of months ago. BTW–I wonder if your bosses know you’re trolling websites and wasting company resources.
And yeah, responding to someone does in fact sometimes make you a douche. No GDIAF.
September 15th, 2011 at 10:26 am
Matt, still serving with pride buddy. First to support, and yeah Im a leg that fixes a helicopter lol.
Whoever said they make 70k a year, I only make 33,000 and Im damn happy about it.
So what!!! Jordan here needs to get a trip to go play Frogger:the Reality TV Show.
September 15th, 2011 at 10:41 am
In re to #143: Have you not seen any of the posts about the HHC?
September 15th, 2011 at 10:42 am
Anonymous spare us the “I make 70k a year” comments or the “I have a 5 point Camera surveillance system and 2 very protective German Shepherds” routine. What I’d like to know is when did San Antonio allow their inmates access to the internet? A 5 point camera surveillance system and German Shepherds sounds like a jail to me. Either that or you live in one very shitty neighborhood that you need to protect yourself from your neighbors.
You’re ANONYMOUS and nothing more than a keyboard warrior yourself and yet you berate others on here for doing the same thing. Pot meet Kettle…Kettle meet Pot. Now STFU and go back to flipping burgers at the local Sonic. LOL
September 15th, 2011 at 10:43 am
Shame on all of you
September 15th, 2011 at 11:25 am
RE 161, are you related to Dusty/Snake Eyes? Or are you one of his ahem “slaves”?
Cause quite frankly, in case you can t tell, none of us give a shit about him or his crowd of sheep. Rightfully so, I have no fucking shame.
September 15th, 2011 at 11:25 am
Again, Obumblerwench opens mouth and nothing of value falls out. What a loser.
September 15th, 2011 at 11:55 am
Until I get confirmation that bobogirl wrote that reply, I’m going to withhold comment.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:00 pm
I won’t. Either way, the author of post 161 is a loser douchenozzle.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Sparky; that’s true, but it would be interesting if it was her after all this time.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Matt, I got a question about that facebook profile you linked… Are you sure that is a female with the asshat? If so, DAMN!!! I wouldn’t have touched anything like that in my life, not even after BCT. Hell, I don’t think I have ever been that desperate, drunk, or both.
September 15th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Unfortunately Flagwaver, I took one for the team & perused all of his online profiles & the associated pictures, so I have seen things that I wish that I could UN-see – one of which was a full nude of her…
September 15th, 2011 at 4:23 pm
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/247/2/a/what_has_been_seen____by_experiment720-d2y1iy2.png
September 15th, 2011 at 5:01 pm
This guy is obviously mentally ill and you are making fun of him, you are all awful human beings
September 15th, 2011 at 5:24 pm
Mental illness is not a free pass for any crime. If anything, it should mean that even more of an effort is made to stop him from what he is doing, and bring him under control.
September 15th, 2011 at 5:30 pm
Just how long has this douche been impersonating someone in the Green Machine?
September 15th, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Looks like our Texas d’bag troll is back.
September 15th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
“ObamaGirl Says: ”
/waves
Hi Nicole!
September 15th, 2011 at 10:22 pm
Just finnished looking at the facebook profile that Matt posted and I can’t believe that this douche actually got the Ink to prove he is a faker. I think a good sharp knife could fix that, or a random orbit sander.
September 16th, 2011 at 6:10 am
=D Here is his Email Adress sgtjordan@yahoo.com
September 16th, 2011 at 9:18 am
Matt; You know how, when passing a car wreck, you don’t want to look, because you know it’s bad, but end up looking anyway? Well, I should have heeded your advice and left it at you taking one for the team.
Eye bleach needed. Mind bleach ineffective, need copious amounts of alcohol, stat!!!
September 16th, 2011 at 9:26 am
This guy is obviously mentally ill and you are making fun of him, you are all awful human beings
As are you, OG, but you don’t see that stopping us. Of course, if you went away and never came back, you wouldn’t have to deal with us anymore. See how easy?
September 16th, 2011 at 9:38 am
Excellent advice, NHSparky. I visted Veteran’s Today twice. The first visit was innocent. The second was plain stupid.
“Doctor, it hurts when I go like this”
“Don’t go like that.”
September 16th, 2011 at 9:54 am
I should email Jordan and ask him what his advice would be about don t ask dont tell. Pretend I am a wayward, lost, E-1 with no knowledge of the wide wide world and how there are men out there who want me but idk what I should being a soldier at all.
(COMPLETELY not true, I am straight as an arrow and have a sexy ass gf, so this is just for the laffs. Hell probably tell me to go join his fetish site!)
September 16th, 2011 at 10:32 am
I still can’t get over the sight of Snake Eyes with a CAPOC Combat Patch!!! I mean, Snake Eyes as a fellow CA Bubba? Really? He should just go ahead and kickstart a 9MM in his mouth
September 16th, 2011 at 4:34 pm
Thank you for posting!!!!! So he is in the Half a Fag division, 75th Ranger Rgmt, and he’s a Cav Scout? All of that and he still has time to work as a cop and a ninja?
September 16th, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Every day is Halloween for him! Could have used a heads up on the banana hammock pic. Didnt need to see that one.
September 16th, 2011 at 6:41 pm
I will go ahead and say what his real problem is: HE IS A MAN. U. FAN! Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
September 17th, 2011 at 12:00 am
If he is a man then I am a Democrat. That oxygen thief is nothing more than a pathetic loser trying to ride the coattails of those of us who deserve the honor.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:32 pm
[...] Ballduster McSoulpatch Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich Rick Duncan Sealey McChippendales. Steve Snake Eyes Jordan [...]
September 24th, 2011 at 6:13 am
UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF IMITATION FIREARM
Of course, it’s in NJ. Like having too many Snickers bars.
September 24th, 2011 at 11:43 am
Found this guy again, he keeps changing his name/FB profile
http://www.facebook.com/#!/MassiveHell?sk=wall
Current name is: Vigel Dartania
Still a fuckin tool bag….
September 24th, 2011 at 12:39 pm
Hawg- That is Snake Eyes Jordan’s page. He’s my favorite.
September 24th, 2011 at 1:22 pm
Hawg, I have been hitting his page, going to his friends just to let them know to come over here and see the real “snaky eyes”.
September 26th, 2011 at 6:45 pm
this is his new FB page https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=558086901#!/MassiveHell
September 26th, 2011 at 8:05 pm
Lrsc375:
That page of his doesn’t even have a message, or friend invite button. Sounds like Vagina Darkanus is a bit scared of being found. I have posted at a couple of the sites that he frequents, offering a T-shirt from my shop to the guy that gets good info on his whereabouts, an active phone number, anything like that.
I so want to confront this 5’5″, 125# loser. I want to see him laying in the fecal position, crying for his mommy.
September 27th, 2011 at 9:50 pm
First off, I didn’t read the entire article. So props to anyone else who might have noticed this in his pictures but..
His rifles look suspiciously like airsoft toys. Especially the one in the picture of him as a sheriff; the PEQ2 is a pretty standard addition to an airsoft toy rifle as its body stores the batteries which power its motor.
Also, consider the pictures of his friends playing dress up, and their ‘firearms’. Idunno. Could be wrong, but I by no means mean to say he’s not full of shit lol.
September 27th, 2011 at 9:52 pm
Thought about this a moment later: You might find more details on this guy searching airsoft circles around his area. Just an idea.
September 30th, 2011 at 12:53 am
Some of you may notice that one patch (if it’s the one I think it is..not very clear on my puter)he wears is no longer awarded as the school was shut down probably while he was still freefalling out of a pre school bus.
September 30th, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Looks like we gotta lot of south Texas boys here. I like it. Beeville here.
October 14th, 2011 at 8:46 am
http://www.flickr.com/photos/snakeeyes1/with/3723905020/
This guy is a fricken midget. Look at the pictures of him dressed up as a storm trooper or bounty hunter. He is the same size as that little girl. The M4 is fake as shit, I like how he tried blacking out the orange barrel tips, on his pictures. What a fucking joke!
October 27th, 2011 at 3:59 pm
$6 bills aren’t legit? No wonder everywhere I go people say they have too much of them and won’t accept mine. This guy is a troll looking to stir the pot. Shame on him but funny nonetheless!
November 10th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/885/petition-to-arrest-and-prosecute-under-the-stolen-valor-act/
PUT THIS POSER IN JAIL!
November 11th, 2011 at 6:09 am
Fire Fighter Steve. Be forewarned lol.
http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/105659
November 13th, 2011 at 5:10 am
I searched for “Gothic Sheriff Department” and there is no such thing, so that’s interesting, but no surprise. I’m thinking this is a mentally ill person who has taken dress up to a completely inappropriate level. After reading all of the research you guys have put into it, I can’t see him ever having served in the army, or any branch passed basic training. Since wearing a uniform and pretending to be in the military is a federal offense, I think I will send this bit along to a friend of mine at the bureau, and have him look into it, or at least see what he thinks, as he also used to be a lawyer in the military. I think this was a great catch for some serious douche-baggery, and will also be alerting my local VFW and Student Veterans Associations.
November 13th, 2011 at 5:11 am
Oh, and to all of my REAL fellow veterans.. a happy late Veteran’s Day. Proud to have served with you all, one way or the other.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:46 am
I’m in the NJARNG in Afghanistan right now. This scumbag has somehow managed to make NJ look even worse, if you thought that was even possible. Snookie, Situation, and now Steve Jordan. Thanks assholes.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:51 am
Mr. Jordan is on our radar and will be taken care of. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
November 18th, 2011 at 1:00 pm
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/885/petition-to-arrest-and-prosecute-under-the-stolen-valor-act/
November 20th, 2011 at 1:53 pm
I have seen many videos and pics taken in Iraq by real deal soldiers as well as numerous embedded media photographers. Why is it I have never seen any houses with aluminum/vinyl siding in any of those?
December 3rd, 2011 at 9:01 am
[...] You remember Steve Jordan, right? The little prick who calls himself “Snake Eyes” who TSO wrote about a few months back. Well, now it seems he’s taken to busting phony soldiers on his Facebook profile. I guess the [...]
December 3rd, 2011 at 5:05 pm
I’ve been trying to.get this guy for almost a year since I got out of infantry school and i met him at godfather airsoft my unit (the one he claimed be from at the time) 50th Brigade 2-113th INF I’m over at the HHC in riverdale nj he tried fucking with my drill schedule claiming to be a master sergeant then not even a month later said he was a 1st sergeant my unit isn’t to happy about him trying to take advantage of there privates I’m a pfc reported him to my section sergeant who works for the dod police at picattiny arsenal showed him this site now my section.sergeant is very pissed thank you all really appreciate it
December 5th, 2011 at 11:00 am
1st of all in the picture in his CLASS As…. The shoulder patch is the 101st.As a member of the 101st you dont wear low quarters you wear jump boots bloused. 2nd him pictured in a sheriff’s tact uniform. I think we could have him as impersonating a law enforcement officer
December 5th, 2011 at 11:01 am
next thing… His so call Flight badge. Thats pilot wings… call I call BULL SHIT on him again
December 5th, 2011 at 12:45 pm
The nerve of this poser “STOLEN VALOR” at it best.They need to send him to the front lines in Afghanistan and put him on point.Piece of Shit First Class nice rank for him.
December 5th, 2011 at 1:12 pm
one more thing to notice .The weapon he is taking pictures with is the same on in his sheriff get-up as his other so-call military uniform.What an ass clown
December 9th, 2011 at 10:30 am
TF- please contact me- I started the petition to have him arrested and now have 2000+ signatures. Ready to turn it to the FBI and DOJ, could use your help. Have others that have seen him and will testify as well. awells.seo AT gmail.com
December 12th, 2011 at 8:04 pm
I have been having a field day blasting this guy on FBhe is such a tool I so wish I was on our side of the planet and could look his ass up survail him and pounce when the time is right!
December 12th, 2011 at 8:40 pm
wow… what a fucking fag, I just read and went through all of this, (I know a few guys aside from myself who would love to beat the shit out of this guy, I have had some good friend DIE in that uniform, and yet he disgraces it… what a oxygen thief.
I will say this though, I’m glad I aint the only one who spit their drink on their screen.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:00 pm
so this guy thinks he was a scout? on his class A’s pic hes wearing a blue cord. Infantry unit or not (no offense to our infantry brothers) aint no fucking Cav Scout gonna wear anything infantry blue let alone a blue cord. Also, the pic is a lil blurry but does he have disks under his brass? i thinkim gonna hurl.
December 15th, 2011 at 10:29 am
He now has pictures posted of himself wearing and disgracing the 42ID patch NYARNG, and the 172ndCAV VTARNG. I wouldnt mind meeting this pos face to face with a few of my good friends.
December 15th, 2011 at 11:08 am
We all should post on his FB blog.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Steve-Jordan/276899312340405
December 15th, 2011 at 11:19 am
Is that a blank-firing adapter on his weapon? Also, looks like some BF brass coming out of his weapon.
December 15th, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Here is a commercial from Godfather Airsoft. Stevie here is in the commercial (around the 1:00 mark) At the end of the commercial is the address and phone number of the store of where he works.
http://www.godfatherairsoft.com/Godfather-Airsoft-Commercials-s/516.htm
December 20th, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Dont know if someone else posted this but he put this up on his facebook “I Now Have Skype The Name Is : DustyMOH on skype come add and chat with me later on in a few hours when i get home”
December 20th, 2011 at 3:52 pm
Please call this company and ask them why they would employee such a person.
Godfather Airsoft
PH: (732) 529-5284
Toll Free: (877) 745-8370
Email: Support@Godfatherairsoft.com
December 20th, 2011 at 4:22 pm
I had it in with him on Facebook the other day. I run the group “Military Fakers Hall of Shame” and he had the balls to join. Me and several others called him out, and I eventually had to block him. Now, he sends me messages on my personal page admitting to being a poser and telling me of others. I signed the petition on pownetwork. I actually served (and continue to do so) and people like him disgrace the rest of us.
December 20th, 2011 at 4:34 pm
He is nothing more than a skidmark on the world’s jockey shorts. Why would the owner or manager of the store care? He’s probably in a camo diaper and running around in the store with Stevie playing bang-bang.
December 20th, 2011 at 5:58 pm
“Steve” is one of the “Random Techs”, comes in usually on the weekends, according to the guy on the phone. But, when I asked for “Steve”, that set “John” to stuttering before coming up with the weekend thing. Told him that “Steve” had helped me with a problem with my Echo, and wanted more of his advice.
December 20th, 2011 at 6:46 pm
haha thats funny becuse i read a review from some kid about the “tech service” and he stated the guy was a dick and didnt know shit about how to repair his rifle..
December 21st, 2011 at 12:07 am
I know this guy is one of those airsoft cosplayers who get into there thing but he crossed the line along time ago. He sent me a friend request sometime last yr and after looking at his page and pictures, I had made a comment to him that his shit was in the breeze and did not add up. He said it was his cosplay thing. But he had made post on other forums that he was at Bragg and was getting ready to deploy again and then next thing you know he was at some convention dressed as GI Joe. Does he need an ass kicking yes, Does he need some mental help yes. THis guy is a POS and one of these days hes going to be at one of these cosplay conventions and someone is going to deploy on his head. I would say on his ass but he would like that.I sent his profile and other links to every on with a Facebook page on GTMO one could only hope that ass clowns like that could be a guest for a few yrs there.
December 22nd, 2011 at 11:50 pm
Come at me bro
December 23rd, 2011 at 6:13 pm
One can only hope this clown gets dealt with in true jersey style. his worthless corpse found in a landfill!
December 26th, 2011 at 4:12 pm
This cretin runs a site called the silent wind of doom on facebook as you will see from the pictures he is still playing waltermitty with mostly the same walmart tac gear (lol) More Serious he is abuseing both US and Brit vets with his band of retards and claiming to have :been out there: the douchebag posts peoples family pics on his site if they get to close to home, time you boys were getting this douchbag shutdown, Best Regards from the sandpit.
December 26th, 2011 at 7:31 pm
Actually, he doesn’t run the Silent page…just sayin.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:18 am
I WAS the `st sgt of “B” Troop 5-117th Cav from 1994 to 1998 and served in the Jersey Guard from 1984 till I went ti IRR in 1998 and I never heard of this so called person. I can’t do much now since I am down range. Bu I know the 102d CSM , was a Scout Sqaud then Platoon sgt when I was with “B” Troop and I will reach out to him and see what can be done
February 9th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
LOL this guy is hilarious……i havent laughed so hard in my entire life.
February 21st, 2012 at 10:53 pm
I absolutely believe this guy is full of BS and he knows it. I’m thinking he’s laughing at all the people getting twisted up over his posts. Steve “Snake Eyes” Jordan is gonna get the last laugh – rock on, bro,
February 26th, 2012 at 10:59 pm
this ass has been saying for years he was in the army i went to high school with this ass hole
February 26th, 2012 at 11:13 pm
Andrew, is his name really steve jordan? I was under the impression that his page on facebook was just a troll account, you know? Like one to just piss folks off.
February 26th, 2012 at 11:41 pm
I really hope someone cuts this fuckers throat
March 4th, 2012 at 9:26 am
His real name is Vigel Domanski
March 5th, 2012 at 7:53 am
Hey everyone… This fake turd wagon has been pissing me off for months, got some info that this fake is not really named “Steve Jordan” His Name is Vigel Domanski….
March 11th, 2012 at 12:59 am
#1. He did not go to basic, or he would have learned the Soldier’s Creed” and never forget it for as long as he lives.
#2. It would not be at Attention, it would be Parade Rest as an E-8 is a NCO and not an Officer.
#3. What is THE HALF RIGHT LEANING REST(They sure aint teaching that one at WLC)?
Do you mean:Half Left Face! Front Leaning Rest Position Move!
not Important Says:
1. I AM AN AMERICAN SOLIDER I AM A MEMBER AND AN UNIT OF A TEAM! i WILL NEVER ACCEPT DEFET I WILL ALWAYS PROTECT MY ARMS MY EQUPMENT AND MY SELF I WILL NEVER QUIT I VOW TO PROTECT EVERY MAN AND WOMAN AND CHILD WHO IS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN! I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. HOOAH NOW GET AT ATTENTION
3. OR IN THE HALF RIGHT LEANING REST!!!!!!!!!!!
March 11th, 2012 at 1:36 am
http://deliciousbass09.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/buffalo_bill_precious.jpg?w=436&h=478
It puts the Lotion in the basket!… Or else it gets the hose again. Maybe he is related to Buffalo Bill?
RE:
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TraeBiz Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:39 am
Wtf man, what are you twelve or something? Its some weird shit going on in new jersey. How come these guys never steal valor from the Coasties? Marine my ass, pick a branch dickwad.
http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/185148#58712.
Moms basement flogging a guy from comic con lmao
March 17th, 2012 at 5:37 am
This POS is from my area and he’s been a poser for years. Noone really likes him, he takes a liking to little girls as well..I’m contacting his job and the nj state police. Also have calls into my cousin who is actively serving in the army to see what can be done. Ugh he seriously grosses me out . Sorry to all you who have served and are still serving. I’m doing my part to bring down scum like this. Much respect
March 22nd, 2012 at 3:24 pm
Nice maternity top jackass.
March 22nd, 2012 at 4:45 pm
I know this is a dead thread, but this dude just looks like some loser who likes to play dress-up, vice someone that anybody is taking seriously as a Ranger.
March 25th, 2012 at 12:55 am
In the last few days he was glorifying SGT Bales and he created a fake profile of bales. so how many people were inspired to join the Taliban because of GITMO? this guy clearly wants soliders to die
March 28th, 2012 at 4:21 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceK0fPMJ2Ec&feature=youtube_gdata audio of steve calling into the chad and rhail show on the open bawr radio network, in this call steve claims vietnam service … also gets hungs up when questions get tough … “steve how old are you?”
March 29th, 2012 at 2:54 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceK0fPMJ2Ec
April 2nd, 2012 at 7:48 am
… Listen, ya know what nvm, I would throw steve my vote on this one, but I know steve jordan, lemme rephrase that I know that there are known knowns and known unknowns, but you can never have an unknown unknown ya know what figure it out on your own
April 4th, 2012 at 10:48 pm
I saw this awhile back and was eventually banned from his facebook page for calling him out.
Anyway… He probably posted on Civil Affairs pages because there actually is a Steven Jordan of note with a CA background… he was the director of the Joint Interrogation Debriefing Center at Abu Ghraib prison during the unpleasantness there. He was court marshalled for his role at Abu Ghraib, issued a reprimand by judge and by the Commander of the Military District of Washington.
So this guy is attempting to impersonate a field grade officer who was convicted of basically being a horrible and lazy leader in association with his involvement in what amounts to one of the biggest black eyes that the military has ever been given.
LOL.
April 5th, 2012 at 10:50 pm
This is sad. You fuckers really need a new hobbie then to tear Steve down like this. So he cos-plays as snake eyes big deal.
While you flakes, fakes and bone heads need to make sites like this so you can sleep better at night.
THIS is the bullshit. Leave Steve alone.
April 6th, 2012 at 1:47 am
No Anonymous, Stevieboy stepped on his own little bitty, teeny tiny, dick. He and you are sad! Those of us that are veterans here are honorable men and women. We SERVED in real life. We didn’t take phony photos around a house with vynal siding claiming to have been in the shit. You want us to leave Stevieboy alone? Tell him to admit his fraud and apologize for his lies and we’ll forgive him. MAYBE.
April 6th, 2012 at 7:36 am
@250 Very well put. Your grasp of the written English language is commendable .
Did you get your high school or GED diploma out of a Crackerjack box? How many hours did it take you to compose that half-assed little semi-coherent tirade?
And tell Steve to come here and defend himself, because you sure as hell aren’t helping him any. Or maybe you ARE Steve?
April 8th, 2012 at 11:55 am
Hey,
Steve is on my facebook page claiming that he is LEGIT.
https://www.facebook.com/IHateMilitaryImposters
May 10th, 2012 at 6:53 am
This guys is a fake for sure…I served with the 5/117th Cav from 96 up to the ubit’s deactivation in 2007. Sept 2007 was when C troop, the last troop to be active rolled up it’s Guidon after a 22 month Deployment to Iraq. We spent 6 Mos in M.S. at Camp Shelby then 16 mos in Iraq in 06 and 07. I was a Team leader in 1st platoon and this Tard was NOT in the unit. I know every last one of the 83 soldiers assigned to our unit during our deployment and he is not one of them. I will contact my buddy who served up at A troop to see if he knows this ass clown..
June 7th, 2012 at 7:07 am
i agree that this guy is an idiot and doesnt know how uniforms work. but i dont think he is trying to impersonate anyone. i think he is just a military enthusiast who is just trying to look cool. i feel like a lot of people these days (since facebook) are being wrongfully accused of stolen valor when they are merely just playing ” make belief”. dont get me wrong i was in the 101st as an infantryman and anyone wearing MOH’s and claiming to be badasses deserve it, but there are lots of people who just dress up to pretend. i did it as a kid, i put on BDUs and random medals and pretended i was in combat. some people do it to honor the troops and some do it for clubs or paintball or just to feel cool. i realize they look stupid and some may feel they disgrace real veterans, but like civil wars reenactors they are usually just trying to be cool and honor veterans. dont mistake what i am saying i am NOT TALKING ABOUT REAL STOLEN VALOR CRIMINALS WHO CLAIM TO BE ANYTHING THEY ARE NOT OR CLAIM TO HAVE EARNED SOMETHING THEY HAVE NOT. but just seeing someone on facebook who is wearing some uniform or hat thats fucked up doesnt always mean they are trying to be impersonate a vet.
June 7th, 2012 at 7:24 am
@255: Um, yeah. Thanks for playing, but this little jerkweed has more than 1 picture of himself in uniform up on his FB page and has comments about being in the shit complete with poor photoshopped casings flying out of an airsoft weapon as he peers around the corner of his momma’s house and saying he’s engaging the bad guys. If he wants to play dress up in his GI Joe outfit, fine, but don’t try to pass off all sorts of fake bullshit as your military accomplishments. Not gonna buy your explanation on this one.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:38 pm
This loser has longevity.
He really believes it.
I bet he plays games of chess in his mind….after the kids, of course.
Turd-o-phile.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:40 pm
I also love the ear plugs.
November 6th, 2012 at 1:38 am
MUST BE HALLOWEEN AT HIS MOMS HOUSE DAILY
November 18th, 2012 at 10:45 am
[...] TSO first wrote about Steve “Snake Eyes” Jordan over a year ago. He went to ground for a little bit, but it seems he’s back with even more douche-tooliness. Apparently, a fake beard and a blank firing adapter help him to kill terrorists so well that now he’s a promotable First Sergeant. [...]
December 13th, 2012 at 10:48 am
While it isn’t illegal to pose as a soldier I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to pose as an LEO. I wonder what his county Sheriff’s office thinks of his SWAT getup ?
December 13th, 2012 at 11:35 am
Askani–actually it IS illegal to pose as a commissioned officer, complete with federal PMITA prison time.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Snake Eyes? What?!?!?
He looks like he’s dressed up as Bobba Fett in one picture.
December 13th, 2012 at 5:35 pm
Oh OK I didn’t know about that particular law.I knew that the Supreme Court overturned Stolen Valor.It’s good to know this POS may still have a chance to be somebodies bitch.
December 13th, 2012 at 6:04 pm
I wonder if he can be ordered as a party favor?
December 13th, 2012 at 6:16 pm
I still think he ought to be adopted as a servile mascot here. “Yo Snake, be a good b**tch and get us another brewski.”
December 13th, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Snake Plisskin was tough. This turd is not.
December 26th, 2012 at 1:08 pm
I dug a little too deep and found a picture of this fuckstick jerking off god fucking damn it now I have to kill him.
http://www.imvu.com/photos/photo/78073462/678450515/
December 26th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
No shit… he has an IMVU with a picture of him beating his dick.. along with a bunch of other pictures…
December 26th, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Keep your pants up and kids away.
Fucking weirdo.
December 26th, 2012 at 1:22 pm
Did you get on his IMVU to see his fucked up pictures? Im surprised this guy isnt a sex offender
December 26th, 2012 at 1:33 pm
ThatGuy, no! Don’t want to!
But if he is posting porn (of himself in a sex act, it’s porn) doesn’t that cross a line of some kind?
Please don’t do a screen capture of it. PLEASE DON’T.
December 26th, 2012 at 1:34 pm
The amount of $$$ this guy spends on this ass-hattery is amazing
December 26th, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Hahaha Ex-PH2 Im not going to do a screen shot of it. If someone wants to see his dick they can go make a profile and stare at it all they want. If they do that they might as well join him because they would have to be as much of a sick fuck as him.
I guess it would be technically porn in a way, but I am not at all familiar with any of the New Jersey laws.
December 26th, 2012 at 2:01 pm
I must admit I’m rather fascinated by his Bobba Fett impersonation.
It makes me want to don my Skywalker Jedi Knight garb and go kick him and his cojones into the mouth of that empty sand worm.
December 26th, 2012 at 2:51 pm
The spice must flow…
I dressed up as the Burger King for Halloween this year. I didn’t realize he put on a fake beard and provided the mold for the latex mask. Now I feel very, very dirty.
December 26th, 2012 at 3:20 pm
That fake beard is actually pubes he shaved off the people he met at those comic-con events he loves going to.
December 26th, 2012 at 3:21 pm
I thought the photo of him with the fake beard was in tribute to Chuck Norris.
December 27th, 2012 at 3:31 pm
This dude looks like he was the recipient of several pimp slaps as he turned gay tricks in his youth.
December 28th, 2012 at 1:21 am
anyone dig up were this guy lives yet i need to chat with him, just a chat i swear.
December 28th, 2012 at 5:46 am
0311WW, leave him barely breathing. Joe
December 29th, 2012 at 11:30 pm
If he provided us with a correct address on face book which I doubt… i have this number associated with it. One theory i read on AR-15.net is that he may live in this area…
http://www.whycall.me/732-750-8943.html
Recorded name M Grossberg
http://411.info/people/New-Jersey/Woodbridge/Grossberg-M/928854.html
I doubt the address is real but that’s what I got.
December 30th, 2012 at 2:50 am
That would appear to match the location in this picture:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=109150889247924&set=pb.108918969271116.-2207520000.1356846797&type=3&src=https%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ash3%2F46056_109150889247924_1657212068_n.jpg&size=545%2C412
January 28th, 2013 at 7:26 pm
His address is Steve Jordan NJ He has now started sending out Christmas cards with nude pics of hi in them to any one who busted his fake pages.
January 29th, 2013 at 11:48 am
[...] guess Steve Jordan is missing the attention we gave him last year. He sent us this Christmas card, but it’s [...]
January 30th, 2013 at 8:10 am
He’s still out there pretnding. https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/1SGP-Snake-Eyes-Jordan/515618441804489?fref=ts
Changed his page.
January 31st, 2013 at 1:06 pm
I heard that one of his Christmas cards with the naked pictures of himself went to a 15 year old. What crime could he be charged with their
February 27th, 2013 at 11:45 am
This is beyond douche baggery..this is mental illness
February 28th, 2013 at 6:09 pm
Hell why not, I’ll spend one hour on this idiot just for fun. as he runs (used to?) a mandalorian yahoo chat, I took the liberty to create a sock puppet account and check his email headers (LONG technical ranting IT crap coming ahead!!!! you have been warned!)
From his “welcome email”
X-Yahoo-Post-IP: 209.212.25.194
From: “S.”
Subject: Welcome To The Group
which gives us:
Location UNITED STATES, NEW YORK, NEW YORK CITY
Latitude, Longitude 40.71427, -74.00597 (40°42’51″S -74°0’21″E)
Connection through NEW JERSEY STATE LIBRARY
Local Time 28 Feb, 2013 09:39 PM (UTC -05:00)
Domain NJSTATELIB.ORG
Net Speed DSL
Area Code 212
IDD Code 1
ZIP Code 10081
Weather Station NEW YORK (USNY0996)
(Don’t you LOVE geolocation????)
Well what do you know!!
X-Received: from [209.212.25.194] by web57413.mail.re1.yahoo.com via HTTP; Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:25:50 PDT
Date: Sat, 4 Apr 2009 06:25:50 -0700 (PDT)
…
X-eGroups-Msg-Info: 1:12:0:0:0
From: “S. Jordan”
and this traces tooooo same IP! .. well does someone like to have an static IP? .. yess apparently he does!
X-Yahoo-Post-IP: 209.212.25.194
From: “S.”
Subject: Mandalorian Helmets
—
X-eGroups-Msg-Info: 1:6:0:0:0
X-Yahoo-Post-IP: 209.212.25.194
From: “S.”
Subject: My New Dented Helmet
—
In a weird development last email without any subject via HTTP … 95.178.235.200
Location CROATIA, GRAD ZAGREB, ZAGREB
Latitude, Longitude 45.81444, 15.97798 (45°48’52″N 15°58’41″E)
Connection through OT – OPTIMA TELEKOM D.D.
Local Time 28 Feb, 2013 10:00 PM (UTC +01:00)
Domain OPTIMA-TELEKOM.HR
Net Speed DSL
Did someone get hacked or spammed? I think they did (the entire stupid msg was just an URL, no more posts I pressume his yahoo acct got hacked
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Now for the record I’m not a soldier but I play one in my mind, a bad ass Navy SEAL Team 31337 as the guy that gets all the girls and everyone wants to be friends with.
Now I’m not claiming he owns the library, or that he knows how to read a book but I bet you by the times he posts is near his house, I’d say less than half a mile as people tend to do this kinda stuff from near his house, his paranoia level on the group was none, no need to hide nothing.
This dude is way past being an idiot, I tried to actually enlist but not being a citizen at that time I was given a really nice “err not for what YOU want to do .. soooorrryyy” (I blame my parents on making me Mexican =P) and this idiot just posing like that having the opportunity … and well I know is like beating a dead horse, but damn .. I was bored enough, now back to this stupid vuln hunting ….
May 4th, 2013 at 8:17 am
Hmm, it seems to be “Shitbag Saturday” at TAH. Nice.
May 4th, 2013 at 9:01 am
This fool should be locked up in a asylum.
May 4th, 2013 at 1:04 pm
That’s one stupid toad-licker.
May 4th, 2013 at 1:30 pm
MMM is that a condom on the greens he is wearing? (nice turtle neck dirtbag)
May 4th, 2013 at 3:41 pm
How much did he spend on all of that bullshit?
May 9th, 2013 at 11:53 pm
While I believe this fool should be locked up in a asylum; I totally want a life-size poster.
Right next to my poser General coin.
A man has to have goals.
Just saying….