That phony Chippendale SEAL, Joseph Cryer
For those of you who missed it yesterday, we were visited by Joseph Cryer, the phony Chippendale SEAL, because everyone comes to TAH.
This is what I wrote about him earlier this year and his phony story;
In fact he was recruited from a video arcade and sent straight to BUD/S without the burden of boot camp. So there’s a lesson for all of you youngsters out there – spend more time in video arcades and the SEALs may pick you out of the the thousands of other glassy-eyed teens and send you straight to highly technical and physically demanding training based on nothing more than your Donkey Kong score.
Apparently, he was in the Gulf of Sidra in 1986 aboard the USS Caron during a time that the Caron had no SEALs onboard, according to witnesses. Then he secretly (how else) deployed into Libya and killed 77 Libyans in 102 sleepless hours. I know, how can you sleep when there are so many Libyans to kill and such little time. But those bloody hours gave him PTSD for which he gets 100% disability rating from the DVA.
So he called me yesterday to tell me that he’s not the enemy, which of course, he is. The he tried to tell me that the only thing he regrets about telling that story about Libya is that he revealed the story. Cryer claimed that the story is true. Sure he never went to BUD/S, never was a SEAL, but they chose him to help them kill scads of Libyans because of his mad Donkey Kong skillz.
Of course, like every other phony or their family members who come here, Cryer threatened us with a lawsuit. The folks at POW Network wrote last night that he has threatened them recently, too;
Mr. & Mrs. Shantag-How are you? Hope all is well in Missouri.
I just glanced on the internet and I viewed that you and your organization has not removed libel slanderous comments regarding myself. I am very disappointed honestly. Are you waiting for some sort of donation or something of that nature?
I guess the question of the day is: is the POW Network affiliated with the Federal Government in a law enforcement capacity? Or better yet do you represent the VA, Secretary of the Navy or the Chief of Naval Operations (CNO)?
I called the Disabled American Veterans (from your website) and they said they were not affiliated with POW Network in any capacity.
I will be in VA Beach/Norfolk/Chesapeake in mid January seeing friends from the Navy and I mentioned to Donald Shipley (by email) that I would be in town and that we will meet. I would hope this is not a hostile encounter but whatever happens – happens.
Always remember that BAD PRESS is better then NO PRESS. Your attacks on my character have no effect whatsoever because I don’t care. In all actuality it is very immature.
Where do we go from here? I know it will not happen but I would hope that you would discontinue the the slanderous attacks.
I am left with no other choice but to sue you personally and your organization for (internet) Libel Slander. If any of your cohorts make reference to attacking me on a physical level again then they will be included in the law suit as well.
Your confident, Don Shipley and his wife w/ Extreme SEAL Experience will be handled in a different law suit. What you guys are doing is illegal and I will show you in the Court of Law. Respectfully,Joseph B. Cryer
Yeah, I’m scared shitless. Cryer is a sociopath who thinks he can convince people that his tale is true, despite the countless impossibilities in his story. When I called bullshit on his story over the phone yesterday, he took on his secret squirrel persona and said he couldn’t talk about it. But he can put it on his Facebook page.
As Susan said yesterday, any lawyer who examines the facts would be a fool to take this case to court. And I doubt that Cryer has the wherewithal to pay a lawyer, anyway.
So Cryer threatened to use bodily harm to make me remove the post. I sent him a map to my house (about 2 hours from his) and his desire to force me to shut up dampened somewhat. So any of the rest of you who want to team up with Cryer and shut this blog down, I’m sure he’ll be receptive, and that’s fine with me. If I’m going to have to break out a can of whoopass, I might as well use it on two or three other people, too. I’m no real badass, I’m just tired of all of you fucks who threaten me and don’t follow through.
September 21st, 2011 at 8:37 am
Just so.
Put up or shut up time for the BUD bopper.
September 21st, 2011 at 8:48 am
What Cryer needs to understand is that Jonn is a member in good standing of the HHC and like NATO, you attack one, you attack all. If he wants to threaten bodily harm, he has to rmember that Jonn has plenty of back-up, including several in the same AO.
September 21st, 2011 at 8:58 am
The message sounds like more than Cryer want to tussle and break some furniture. I guess there’s more happening behind the scenes than can be learned reading the blog and its comments. I hope I’m wrong about that.
September 21st, 2011 at 9:14 am
Frankly, going through those posts again, about the only true thing he said yesterday was his name, and I’m not totally convinced of that.
Hell, it took nearly 70 posts to demonstrate to him that nobody was buying the, “I’m a lawyer representing Cryer” bullshit.
240 posts in (and what’s the one-day record for a thread, Jonn?) and all dude can do is posture and bluff.
Newsflash to Joseph–you’re a shitty poker player. Wanna know how I know? You only bluff when your opponent thinks you have something. If you bluff and they know you’re full of shit, well…
September 21st, 2011 at 9:17 am
You know I was ASA I did have a job that was “OH so secret” . To tell you the truth I was just a geek in Glasses but in my work I did work with and train with real operators. Enough so that I would never claim to be one but enough so to recognise those who can walk the walk. This guy Cryer apears to me to be so much hot air. After he comes to your house and you finish with him please be so kind as to give him a map to my house as well. I will even pay for his gas expenses so I can call him a fraud to his face.
Over the last several years I have met enough real Heroes at Walter Reed and Bethesda to know that I am not one and how to spot a poser like him. Hey all you wounded guys from 3rd group (among othere) want to come to my house and we can talk to this poser?
This ex ASAer is just an older slower fatter geek in glasses would be happy to disseminate upon his person the difference between real and frauds. I think I remember a few of the twist and tweaks that my SF Operator friends imparted to me with bruises when I was just a weed on the fringes of THEIR Rightful Glory…not his.
Hey I have my SF 180 where is his? Oh that is right the POW network already outed you….LOL
Sue me too You Poser.
Bring it on Mr. Cryer……
September 21st, 2011 at 9:36 am
If enough of these fake troops are brought out in public, maybe other, soon to be fakers, will think twice.
probably wishful thinking. I did hold out hope that this morning would have had a yes or no answer from super seal.
September 21st, 2011 at 9:38 am
Joe the Crybaby:
Again, as I stated in comment #218 on the “other” post on your dumbass: “I, Frankly Opinionated, say that any reference to being a member of the SEALs, by one Joseph Cryer is a blatent lie. He is not nor never was a SEAL. He is a phony.”
Bring it, Liar.
September 21st, 2011 at 9:39 am
Sue for false statements, Joe? Hell you should sue yourself. You are the one making false statements about you.
Dumbass.
September 21st, 2011 at 10:04 am
Morning everyone! Jonn I never received a map to your house? Also, I am not going to anyone’s house, that is ridiculous. I am much more thick skin then that. I do not have any ill will for anyone, I just believe in my case the negative energy is misdirected. Like I told you yesterday, I am not the enemy.
September 21st, 2011 at 10:06 am
Seems to me Joey Boy (emphasis on the BOY) that you got some folks riled up and around these parts that’s not a safe place to be walking. I’d rather tap dance through a minefield than get some of these old boys foaming at the mouth. Busting posers is a hobby with these guys and when they bust one you can better believe they have enough proof to back it up.
Pack up your games and take your ball and go home and hide under the kitchen table and pray that none of these guys becomes seriously pissed off at you and your pathetic threats. Now in the words of the once great comedian WC Fields “GO AWAY ASSHOLE YA BOTHER ME” (edited for military correctness)
September 21st, 2011 at 10:09 am
This is hilarious, now he is pulling the hippie, negative energy crap. Wowwwww
September 21st, 2011 at 10:14 am
thick skin then that.
Please, for someone who is supposed to be educated I beg you to use proper grammar. You did this all day yesterday and it’s driving me crazy…… …thick skin THAN that…” picky I know, but dayum! Then is an adverb, than is a conjunction…..
September 21st, 2011 at 10:16 am
@12,
Old Tanker, your are giving us tankers a bad name being all smart like dat.
September 21st, 2011 at 10:17 am
Hippie Joe that is funny..
September 21st, 2011 at 10:18 am
There was a map at the same place you found my phone number…and I was a punk until I gave you my address. And when I told you on the phone that it was only a two hour drive from OC, MD to Fort Ashby, WV, you said and I quote “Well, I’m not coming tonight” which normally means that you planned to make the trip some other time, just not last night. And if you don’t come here, how will I get an opportunity to pound on your pretty face?
September 21st, 2011 at 10:22 am
@Old Tanker….I’m a knuckle dragging club wielding caveman so puhleeze excuse my grammatical incorrectness.
LOL
September 21st, 2011 at 10:23 am
Not the face Jonn, thats how he makes his $1 bills
September 21st, 2011 at 10:25 am
@Lucky- EXACTLY how would I support my 20 kids?!
September 21st, 2011 at 10:26 am
Joseph: As one of the civilians who post here, I don’t usually get underfoot in these discussions, but I’m going to here.
A lie is a house of cards. They always come down. I see a young man, who served honorably, building his life on a lie. Why lie? You have done more than most people in this country by simply offering to serve! Why ruin that by claiming to be something you are not?
As a former member of the military, you should know that there are very few men that are capable of being SEALs. It is not a dishonor to say that you weren’t a SEAL — but it is very much a dishonor to claim that title if you never earned it. Why would you trade your honorable service for a dishonorable lie??
If you are honest, right here and now on this blog, and be truthful about who and what you are and have done, this whole thing can go away. If you persist, the men who have earned the titles that you crave will ruin you.
These men aren’t your enemy, Joseph. Your only enemy is YOU.
September 21st, 2011 at 10:27 am
Its called food stamps Cryer, I mean sheesh, I thought you were the Stripper
September 21st, 2011 at 10:29 am
@Jonn- I have no intention of coming to your house. That kind of behavior is ridiculous. We are all Veterans at the end of the day.
September 21st, 2011 at 10:30 am
Hahahahaha! I think you gave that status up there Joseph
September 21st, 2011 at 10:33 am
@13 Bulldog
Not smart like dat…..smart like CDAT, I looked it up on my pewter! We were/are after all, COMPUTERIZED Dumb Ass Tankers!
September 21st, 2011 at 10:33 am
@PintoNag- No matter what I say it is irrelevant to some individuals. The press contacted me and I apologized for my indiscretions. I agree with you, but in this case some people enjoy attacking other people, just human nature.
September 21st, 2011 at 10:36 am
@lucky- You might want to contact the VA and let them know I gave up my Veteran status?!
September 21st, 2011 at 10:41 am
You did when you started lying and making up bullshit stories, Dude, seriously how hard is a yes or no answer with your happy ass?
September 21st, 2011 at 10:45 am
I am going earn some money today. Yesterday, i got five minutes worth of work done. Must drag myself away from the posts!!!!
September 21st, 2011 at 10:49 am
Lol me too Bulldog, I have a trip to pack for and a workout to do…
September 21st, 2011 at 10:51 am
Lucky; nhe will continue to avoid answering the yes or no question, because he is a fraud.
September 21st, 2011 at 10:54 am
@28,
I guess I can prepare my oil lease packets and type here at the same time??????????
September 21st, 2011 at 10:54 am
Ahh another day of reading funny comments. I love this site!
September 21st, 2011 at 10:56 am
@Bulldog22/lucky- I agree same here as well. We can revisit this matter maybe next month. Contrary to what you might think I have enjoyed the dialogue. Take Care..
September 21st, 2011 at 10:58 am
@Bulldog, maybe I can pack, do pushups and pullups, and type between sets…. @OT, hence my saying he pretty much gave up being in the same status category as the rest of us. We know what we did, we don’t make shit up to make our time in service sound more high speed. The difference between him and us, aside from spines and brass balls, is that we are proud of the time we had in service to our Country. I for one, aside from being the punching bag for Reserve and CA jokes, am proud to have made a difference in the history of two troubled countries, and to have assisted both as they prepared for their first free elections (EVER).
September 21st, 2011 at 10:59 am
Notice he said “indiscretions”, not that he lied. I’m not letting up the pressure until he admits he’s lying. He still think he can leave the impression that he made that BS trip into Libya.
In fact, he told me yesterday that he didn’t kill all of those Libyans himself, he had help from some air support. WTF, Joe? How fucking stupid do you think we are?
I don’t blame you for not coming here. In West Virginia, the cops would probably get some licks in, too, once I told them why I’m beating you.
September 21st, 2011 at 10:59 am
@32, go kickstart a 9mm in your mouth
September 21st, 2011 at 11:00 am
Lucky,
Now drop and give us 50.
September 21st, 2011 at 11:05 am
50? I usually knock out 70, and done Brother
September 21st, 2011 at 11:09 am
Outstanding you are ready for Seal Training.
September 21st, 2011 at 11:10 am
Hahahahaha, but I prefer the Army, we don’t have poop decks…. Or at least didn’t officially until yesterday morning……..
September 21st, 2011 at 11:14 am
I have a buddy who is recruiting. He is not happy about the “change” in policy. Glad I dont have to deal with the new, kinder gentler, Army.
September 21st, 2011 at 11:16 am
Same here and while she is new to recruiting, she is pissed as well
September 21st, 2011 at 11:24 am
Ok so who from the press contacted him and what did he admit was an “indiscretion”? As this would be an admition of a party opponent it could be important.
September 21st, 2011 at 11:27 am
Why do these losers always threaten a lawsuit to cover their embarrassment?
September 21st, 2011 at 11:32 am
OK, my check valve has finally failed and I must add my $.02.
Joe:
(1) It seems to me you haven’t figured yet figured out the cause of the dogpile you currently find yourself at the bottom of. First, you made statements of false military service and actions. If you have benefited in any way, financially or otherwise, from these false claims then you are in violation of the federal Stolen Valor Act. At the very least you have offended and outraged all the Veterans (myself included) that visit sites such as this and POWnet. You have potentially misled innocent people into believing you did things during your time in the Navy that were patently false. For example, I could say that during my time aboard the USS George Washington as a nuke that I was recruited by members of SeAL Team 2 during a Gulf deployment in 2000 due to my knowledge of nuclear physics and thermodynamics. But the reality was that I was approached in the chow line by 3 members of SeAL Team 2 and asked if I would like to help in a couple of their training games to help them learn how to properly search a female target. It was frightening and fun, and in the end my reward was an invitation to sit with them at chow and meet a number of remarkable guys. So you see Joe, if I had made the first statement instead of the second, it would have been incorrect and misleading and therefore…WRONG. Secondly, instead of coming here and apologizing for making your false claims you started threatening lawsuits and generally acting like a fool. By not having any personal accountability for your original false statements and instead focusing your arguments on attacking the people who are rightfully angered by them you get what you get I’m sorry to say. Take your lumps. Which leads me to my second point…
(2) For the love of all that’s holy, man, will you PLEASE stop using the phrase “libel slander”?!? Every time I read it I nearly break into hysteria! I am in no way a lawyer, but even I know there’s no such thing. Libel and slander are two different things, legally speaking. According to my quick google research, you could potentially combine the two accusations into a charge of Defamation. So please, pretty please with sugar on top, use the word defamation instead! “Libel slander” sounds like it should be combined together and spoken very fast…Libelslander. Libelslander! LIBELSLANDER!! You’re killing me smalls!
A final word of advice, Joe: truth will out. You can take that to the bank.
September 21st, 2011 at 11:38 am
Wait a minute. When I was a kid, I played Nintendo Duck Hunt on a projection TV. Shooting the gun into the mirror killed everything on the screen, regardless of coordinate. How come I didn’t get recruited for the SEALs?
September 21st, 2011 at 11:46 am
I havent a friggen clue why anyone would fake their mil spec expierences. You did what you did. NOT every one can be the TIP of the spear. Hell the Tip of the spear cant be the tip of the spear unless he has (I could be incorrect on this #) 100 + people supporting him. I just dont get it! I guess I just dont do fake. I spent 8 years in SAC (yea I am long in the tooth), Our “heros” were the logisticians. We couldn’t do boo with out them. well I got off the track there but still, My kid is a Devil Doc and I have family members that have been in combat from WWII to Iraq, not a one of them ever brags about their exploits. If and when they talk about it its almost always about what some one else did or them just doing their job. Again I dont get being a fake.
September 21st, 2011 at 11:54 am
Squidthoughts. I am a lawyer and have pointed out to this dope that he is misusing terms. However, dipshit understands that almost as well as he understands that I have nothing but contempt for his pathetic antics.
September 21st, 2011 at 11:55 am
Libel and Slander are completely different, at least thats what they taught us in College during our intro to Criminal Law class for the BS in CJ…. Dude can’t even answer a simple question, I mean really?
September 21st, 2011 at 11:56 am
Susan, am not a Lawyer, and pointed that out to him at the onset…
September 21st, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Joseph: If it is too much to come on the blog and come clean about your past, contact Jonn. He is very fair, and if you are honest with him, he will help you to put an end to the lies.
You can do that here, however. You will find that if you are honest here, the harsh critcism you have faced will turn into an honest assessment of your situation. These folks will help you, if you let them.
September 21st, 2011 at 12:26 pm
The press contacted me and I apologized for my indiscretions. I agree with you, but in this case some people enjoy attacking other people, just human nature.
You mean like you threatening to sue Shipley and POW Network for telling the truth about you?
And Susan, I think he might be referring to this:
http://washingtonexaminer.com/local/2011/05/phony-heroes-seek-honor-genuine-article
Military records show Cryer did serve as a seaman on the USS Caron while it supported the bombing of Libya, but the destroyer did not fire any weapons.
Cryer, who ran for Ocean City city council in 2006, admitted to The Washington Examiner in an interview late last week that he never was a Navy SEAL, and he made up the story about the 77 kills “as a coping mechanism,” because he was bitter at the Navy.
He said is relieved to have been exposed.
“Don Shipley pushed me hard enough to look in the mirror and say, ‘Who are you?’ “
========================================
Apparently, either Shipley didn’t push hard enough, or Cryer didn’t like the answer he got and decided to keep playing his games.
Oh, and Cryer? Nice job, bro. Even hardcore shitbags like MSgt. Soup Sandwich and Ballduster McSoulpatch didn’t generate 300 posts in roughly 24 hours. In that regard, you are an elite.
An elite shitbag, but still elite. Be proud, nobody can take THAT away from you.
September 21st, 2011 at 1:39 pm
For the record, I’m adding libelslander to my list of words that are fun to say. Like zeitgeist. Or fahrvergnugen.
September 21st, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Or upgefucht.
September 21st, 2011 at 3:06 pm
NHSparky,
But, but, I thought Shipley was going to get sued too and that he was going to go meet Shipley to talk to him about the “Libel Slander.” I guess what he saw when Shipley made him took a long look in the mirror horrified him, so Shipley must pay. Personally, my bet is that if he goes to Shipley’s SEAL Experience, he will quit after 15 minutes and then sue Shipley for extreme emotional distress and try to say the experience gave him PTSD.
I hope Shipley teaches him some manners.
September 21st, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Maybe he was refering to the time he spend working in a zoo as a seal balancing a red ball on his nose to visitors!
September 21st, 2011 at 4:45 pm
Joey Cryboy’s bunk buddy:
http://franksopinion.blogspot.com/2011/06/how-crazy-can-person-be.html
Birds of a feather n all.
September 21st, 2011 at 4:47 pm
Joey Cryboy’s bunk buddy:
http://franksopinion.blogspot.com/2011/06/how-crazy-can-person-be.html
Birds of a feather n all…………..
September 21st, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Joey Cryboy’s bunk buddy?:
http://franksopinion.blogspot.com/2011/06/how-crazy-can-person-be.html
Birds of a Feather n all………
September 21st, 2011 at 5:02 pm
@56, WOW, maybe we can get him to come on TAH for a 400 post day.
September 21st, 2011 at 5:56 pm
Hey Sparky? Reading the Examiner article, this butt nugget should shut Cryer down for good. ~~~To prove his bona fides, he showed a government ID card that shows him to be 100 percent disabled and a Navy commander.. SWEET!
Maybe NCIS and VA OIG’s ought to board this asshats boat and get started checking this out. It is what it is, Cryer. You floated that reporter a government ID proving you are a US Navy Commander.
Fraud……*spit*!
September 21st, 2011 at 6:03 pm
And to think all this time I thought “Libelslander” was a SS division in WWII.
September 21st, 2011 at 6:04 pm
If someone would lie about his/her military service; what wouldn’t they lie about? Trying to undo a lie is about as fruitful as unringing a bell.
Joey Crybaby has put himself in a very uncomfortable position.
Suffering from full-blown idiocy.
Sounds like a former short bus student to me.
September 21st, 2011 at 6:59 pm
No.
Libelslander is a meat-spread you put on rye with cheese and mustard.
Semper fi.
September 21st, 2011 at 7:28 pm
#59…Trent….ROTFLMAO! THANKS!
Honor and Courage
September 21st, 2011 at 8:45 pm
[...] This ain’t Hell, but you can see it from here » Blog Archive » That phony Chippendale SEAL, … If I’m going to have to break out a can of whoopass, I might as well use it on two or three other people, too. I’m no real badass, I’m just tired of all of you fucks who threaten me and don’t follow through. [...]
September 22nd, 2011 at 12:27 am
Hey, anon, are you a refugee from the eastern side of what used to be the Iron Curtain? If not, you really should go back and sue your English teachers, and the asshats who signed your diploma, because you got screwed when it came to your education.
“refering to the time he spend working in a zoo”, indeed.
And, Trent, #59, was ROFL funny.
September 22nd, 2011 at 12:51 am
Alright I’m confused. He said he wasn’t REALLY a SEAl but he DID kill all these Libyans, but he did it with SEAL help and he’s apologizing for telling a “secret squirrel” story? is that about right?
and anonymous, dude give it up. some of these crusty old bastards can spot a poser from a mile away, and young bloods will probably try to beat the shit out of you (some of those Marines may not have figured out they can’t jump through the screen and choke you. Yeah they’re not the brightest bunch but we love em anyway) just come clean.
Of course if you don’t I’m going to join in and enjoy every veiled insult/threat/question about your family tree that runs strait down ( I AM in WV after all)
September 22nd, 2011 at 12:41 pm
[...] So he called me yesterday to tell me that he’s not the enemy, which of course, he is. The he tried to tell me that the only thing he regrets about telling that story about Libya is that he revealed the story. Cryer claimed that the story is true. Sure he never went to BUD/S, never was a SEAL, but they chose him to help them kill scads of Libyans because of his mad Donkey Kong skillz. [This Ain't Hell] [...]
September 23rd, 2011 at 8:30 am
@UpNorth thank you for the correction. My education was fine. It’s my typing that can be improved upon. You don’t have to be such a jerkoff about though.
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:04 am
So typing is to blame now? Everyone and everything but poor little Joseph. You’re starting to become a bore, dude.
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:25 am
I didn’t realize that all the people that could be fixing our country’s problems are here on this site checking people’s spelling!
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:28 am
Newsflash, Joseph–you ARE one of the problems.
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:37 am
If you call my service to this country for 20 years in the Army a bruden to the tax payer. I guess so! Since your intials began with NH you must come from that shitty little state where the teachers have their students kill their husbands.
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:42 am
Now there’s a education system where we can all be proud of!
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:07 am
“20 years in the Army”????????? If you really served 20 years in the army, why the phony SEAL claim? And, as for us sitting around checking spelling instead of fixing the country’s problems,,,,,,,,,,,, As Sparky says; you are one of the problems. We’ve given our time, militarily, and now we are each, in our own way, working on a myriad of other problems of the country. Biggest national problem being deceit running rampant, (something you’ve done your share of), and TAH is an excellent platform for exposing a good deal of that.
Now go away and let us celebrate the birthday of TAH and of its founder.
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:20 am
Frankly–this one is late to the party–he’s not Cryer.
And Anon–you have to understand the dipshit we’ve been dealing with here also posts Anon, therefore I apologize for any confusion.
Now in regards to your criticism of our spelling, eat a fat bag of dicks.
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:45 am
Your right I’m not Cryer nor have I claimed to be any Navy Seal. I was just another dogface soldier in the army. Since, this is a public forum I can exercise my right to comment on anything I wish. I guess NHSparky is really excited about the new policy for gays in the military, hence, the comment about dicks. I’m retired now but ?Bon appétit.
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:59 am
Anon claims “my right to comment…..”.
This is not a government page. We do not have “rights” here. We have the ability to comment, but only so long as the Site owner feels that we are putting in something rather than just pounding the keys. If it is deemed that ones comments have no value, he/she/it can be denied the ability to comment.
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:06 am
Seems like our little doggie from Texas is all butt-hurt because he doesn’t like us very much.
Boo-fuckin-hoo, bud. Maybe had you not posted as anon you wouldn’t be so defensive. Sounds to me like someone has yet to determine the difference between rights and privileges.
And as far as gays in the military? Hey, I’m not the Chippendale dancer here.
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:10 am
Oh, oh, oh!! I wanna be in the TAH libelslander unit! Charter members get special patches, right??
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:14 am
He’s using his Blackberry
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:16 am
Oh, FFS. Blackberry IP addy?
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:19 am
My first laugh of the morning: the ad that popped up on this post today– “Internet Slander Victim? Control Online Defamation”
Bwaahahaha! God bless you, Google AdSense.
libelslander
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:24 am
I’ve really got to make up a “Libelslander” unit patch. That’ll go alonog real well with my “Shit River Commando” patch.
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:32 am
Idea for the patch- a seal wearing a fruity vest and bowtie, balancing a lightning bolt on it’s nose.
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:40 am
Actually, I’m not taking this whole thing seriously. I find it very laughable that you guys take this guy’s claim to be a Navy Seal so serious. He just said it to get laid dancing in front of a bunch of horny women. Heavan forbid a guy lied to get laid. I’m not sticking up for this guy. Those type of people are easy to call out. The focus should be to uncover the people who receive monetary benefits for foraging 214′s, claiming PTSD benefits as a finance clerk who never left the FOB, wearing unathorized patches while on active duty (ranger tab or scuba bubble), claiming POW status, medical benefits from the VA, getting purple heart license plates, and so on. Feelings nothing more than feelings……………
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:48 am
Perhaps you should have read the whole story, anon. In fact, I highly encourage you to do so.
He carries around ID claiming to be a retired O-5. He claims VA benefits as a 100 percent disabled vet based on actions he never undertook. If it was just about pussy, most of us here would have laughed it off already.
But you already knew that and just wanted to come in here and stir some shit without knowing the FACTS. So please, try and learn them, won’t you?
And make sure you apologize for making such a fuckstick of yourself in the process.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:06 pm
So you seen the ID card, work at the VA, and saw his disability rating? If not than your the jackass for believing it. I don’t sprout off at the mounth if I haven’t seen proof.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Yes, no, and yes. By his own admission, jackass.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:12 pm
If a guy has to claim to be a Navy SEAL to get laid….perhaps he should just stick to lotion and tissues. Less rejection from that demographic.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Actually, Anonymous, he admitted to me on the phone that he has benefits at the VA based on his exploits.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Than some farther investigation is needed but your basing this information on a known liar. @NHsparky your fucking idiot!
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Wow. Just wow. Denial being a river in Egypt and all that, Anon…now I’m a fucking idiot for telling you what you should have already known before you opened your cockholster?
Stop. Hurt. Sides. Laughing. Oh, and it’s YOU’RE, not your (twice), it’s further, not farther, and Then, not Than. All that in less than 20 words. Illiterate fuckstick. I’d ease up on who you call idiot based solely on your complete inability to compose a coherent sentence. Just a suggestion, mind you.
So is the Washington Examiner, Washington Times, etc., all a bunch of known liars as well? Inquiring minds want to know.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:30 pm
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September 23rd, 2011 at 12:34 pm
All these references to cocks and dicks you must of been serving this country in silence for far too long as closet gay man in military. You finally came out in a big way on this blog. I don’t why your commenting on a picture of a cheerleader your gay! You must be one of those retards that believes everything in print or on the news. You must lead a pathatic life!
September 23rd, 2011 at 2:55 pm
Jesus anon, not only are you so sackless as to not even give a user name, but really? Are you one of those guys who watches “Deliverance” 47 times in a weekend thinking that it’s a documentary? Project much?
And I rather doubt I’m gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that. Hope you find happiness now that you can serve openly.
A final suggestion, if I may? Verbs. Syntax. Punctuation. Correct spelling. Try them all. Hell, try ANY of them. You’ll find your writing just **brighten** up. Okay, you may go back to your track lighting installation project and Judy Garland records.
September 23rd, 2011 at 3:44 pm
Sure, I may try proper spelling and punctuation. I’m not writing a term paper here. Wow! According to you I’ve watched deliverance 47 times. Is that the number of gay experiences you had? Your a hopeless jackass that is so perfect. I bet your a fashion designer for men’s underwear that is upset that your top model is suing you for sexual harassment.
September 23rd, 2011 at 8:58 pm
Troll poster is trolling. Buh bye, douchebag.
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:02 pm
Why is it that when we see the “handle” “Anonymous” used in any comments at this site, that we can consider them to be liberals before even reading their comments? In typical liberal playbook fashion, as soon as we dynamite their talking points they begin to use slurs and such rather than facts. Been seeing it since I first got a computer.
September 24th, 2011 at 8:37 am
And apparently, reading comprehension isn’t their strong suit either. Whatever. He’s gone and probably won’t be back.
September 24th, 2011 at 8:49 am
You guys ever consider that it’s extremely difficult to type effectively one-handed?
September 24th, 2011 at 9:29 am
I have never claimed to be someone I’m not but you guys find some sort of pleasure in outing some jackass on facebook saying he’s in Iraq to get laid. If you were really a journalistic organization you would expose the impostors that actually steal millions of tax payers dollars by the their false VA claims. Maybe cause you yourself claim PTSD without ever leaving the FOD. As it stands right now you just go back and forth pitting me against your inflated egos. Since the age of military awards some where given out without just cause. Where was the site when Pat Tillman’s silver star was given to the family to cover up his death by friendly fire.
September 24th, 2011 at 9:33 am
That would be ‘FOB’ not FOD. How long did you say you served for?
September 24th, 2011 at 9:37 am
Thanks for the correction I’m typing on my blackberry.
September 24th, 2011 at 9:48 am
@ 102: “If you were really a journalistic organization…” Are you aware that not one but two (!) of the folks here received nominations for the Pulitizer prize? Did you know that 5 (or is it 6?) writers here are graduates of the Columbia School of Journalism? No, you didn’t did you? And if that’s not enough to qualify this site as a journalistic organization, pal, a former editor (yes, editor!) of the London Times works here.
September 24th, 2011 at 10:11 am
Than it’s obvious their wasting their talents on some facebook impostors. If you really wanted to justify this site uncovering VA fraud claims that saves taxpayer’s money would be better. But that would require investigative reporting on their part cutting down on their communications with me and trolling Asian porn sites.
September 24th, 2011 at 10:16 am
AirCav…I lol’d.
September 24th, 2011 at 10:39 am
Dude keep up the good work
September 25th, 2011 at 2:05 pm
Is anyone checking into the 100% this fraud is said to be getting? I hope someone opens this up. If he is getting 100%….thats about 3,000 per month….at tax payers expense and needs to be stopped. He may be able to make up for the lose if he does table dances in the prison mess hall…. USMC 0341(Mortarman) Nam 70-71 and USN Corpsman Nam 1975.
September 27th, 2011 at 6:08 pm
These guys are all priceless. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks!
September 28th, 2011 at 3:48 pm
You know……the seals/cia recruited me from the womb…..utterly rediculous. This guy needs a Texas butt whooping.
September 29th, 2011 at 2:05 pm
You know what, why don’t you send me this assbags address, and I will personally go visit this piece of trash and I’ll put my 8 1/2 Wide boot up his fagot ass!
Mrs. Cyer, (and that’s not a typo!) you make me sick! You’re nothing but a coward who couldn’t make it through a boyscout bootcamp much less a BUD/S regime!
You couldn’t handle a rifle nor read a map and compass, you wear a skirt because you are less than a man! My daughter could kick your cowardly ass!
I hope to see your ass in a insurgant video as they get ready to cut your fucking cowardly head off, that’s the best thing I would want to witness from your stupid ass!
Next time you insert a tampon up your ass make sure the string faces outboard, you piece of crap!
September 29th, 2011 at 3:33 pm
I’ve been retired Navy for seventeen years now, and I think I can see these dorks need for attention. A couple years back I was asked to do a “First Salute” at a young ladies commisioning ceremony. Dug my summer whites out (Jeez, they still fit), and headed for downtown Portland, Oregon. I was surprised at the people thanking me for my service! Gotta admit though, these gaylords really go over the edge with the oral and written fiction about themselves. Keep exposing them for the clowns they are, we all need a good laugh!
September 29th, 2011 at 10:35 pm
A veteran doesn’t need to lie about his status. I was just a lowly 11Bravo and I am proud of it. 173rd Airborne 1969-1972
September 29th, 2011 at 10:46 pm
100% service connected without dependents is a little over $2600 tax free plus full medical. That is too much to let a phoney get away with. I don’t understand these guys I did my four years I was no great hero just another ground pounder for uncle sam. But I know what I did do and I am proud of it.
173rd Airborne 1969-1972
September 29th, 2011 at 11:57 pm
I didn t realize we could hang on Foreign Object Debris, but I was pretty sure we hung out on Forward Operating Bases. Just saying-
Way to go Anonymous, dumb ass…
October 2nd, 2011 at 11:45 am
I doubt Cryer’s story. I k0now, from experience, that if he did what he says he did, there is no way he would be comfortasble talking about it, let alone posting it on Facebook. He is welcome over to my house (which is full of REAL Vterans) anytime, and I will show him what it is like to have PTSD.
October 12th, 2011 at 9:33 am
[...] Today we feature a Chippendales dancer against the real Liam Neeson. (1) Chippendale SEAL – Joseph Cryer [...]
December 19th, 2011 at 1:08 pm
[...] least, he didn’t try to do like Jon Cryer, the Chippendale SEAL when he called and attempted to convince me that his story was [...]
December 20th, 2011 at 11:18 am
I once went on a mission with a system I happened to be the geek expert on. On board the same flight was a team of SF. I honestly couldn’t tell you if they were D-boys, SEALS, CIA, super-secret-ninja-pirate-warrior-monks or retired golfers. They were loose and friendly like a bunch of old friends who had the bravado and confidence from knowing that if they had they could kill 47 different ways from a prone position using their pinky or an eyelash.
I didn’t actually go into the area with them. I was just on the aircraft that dropped them and the cargo. My role was to make sure it had been loaded properly and brief them on its operation. They called me “T-Car”. I think it was some cool callsign until they mentioned it was short for “Talking Cargo”. I was about as badass as a box. A cardboard box. A wet cardboard box.
They went on their mission somewhere in the big, big world. I rode back in a C-130 who’s crew decided to practice some low level flying on the return. That’s when I learned that, yes, you can vomit upside down while dangling from your entangled feet caught up in the webbing.
I did take away one small bit of pride. The SSgt crewman back there with me said that my projectile vomit force was impressive. He said he didn’t think the human body contained that much puke. He was truly impressed. On a airsick pukebag he drew a rough semblance of purple heart with the portrait puking and pinned it to my flightsuit. That was my “medal”.
….and yes….after reporting to sick call for an hour I was ordered back to the aircraft where I had to clean up my own mess.
December 24th, 2011 at 2:47 pm
Hey I’m a beast in call of duty MW2+3! Does that mean I have what it takes to be a seal??? Sign me up lol.
February 15th, 2012 at 2:51 pm
[...] why when scumbags like Joe Cryer, the Chippendale SEAL tell me that their VA pension is proof of their fairy tales, I don’t [...]
March 8th, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Even if it isn’t listed on his DD214, it would be in his retirement points. The spec ops community is a small world, a very small world.
Also, it is not the community Joe, that you want to annoy. You probably don’t want to provoke their curiosity either.
In the meantime, seek our a therapist to work on finding the real Joe and appreciating “that” guy.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:17 am
I am comfortable in “my own skin.” I screwed up and ran my mouth about talking publicly about Operations in the US Navy. Mistake noted and it will never happen again.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:29 am
#124 Joe, you dick, that shit never happened, no matter how delusional you’ve become. No one here believes it, and neither does the DVA OIG. Had a call from them yet? It’s coming.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:50 am
Wonder how much Cryer will cry after he meets his cellmate Bubba . . . .
May 9th, 2012 at 12:12 pm
#125 John- I have no problem whatsoever talking to the VA Office of the Attorney General. If you have lost my phone number it is #(443) 497 7371, you can forward it to your contacts within the VA. They can contact me anytime. Also, there is no reason for name calling, that is very immature.
May 9th, 2012 at 12:16 pm
You’re still around, Joseph? Frankly, I’m surprised that the OIG hasn’t had a little chat with ya.
May 9th, 2012 at 12:19 pm
And speaking of guys who wait behind the dumpster while other guys shit in their mouths for spare change…how the fuck ya been, Joseph?
May 9th, 2012 at 12:27 pm
#129- @Sparky- I am doing great. The VA is not going to contact me. If they due “I might” sue the VA for (6 to 7 years) arrears? I posted my phone number, have the VA call me.
May 9th, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Pfft…what are you gonna sue them for? Definition of character, you phony lying fuck?
I wanna see you flash that phony O-5 ID too while you’re at it.
May 9th, 2012 at 1:29 pm
Wow, she’s still around? I thought for sure Josephine would have ran home to mommy crying about how those big, bad veterans (you know, the ones who don’t embellish their stories) were picking on her.
May 9th, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Hey Jon Cryer how about you come see me and I will explain what a real top secret job was about …….
You are clueless….
May 9th, 2012 at 3:40 pm
#132- No body is crying about anything?! That is ridiculous. I just posted my phone number so that you and your colleagues can give it to the VA. Like I said earlier I have no problem talking to the VA (at length) regarding my situation. In this forum though there is no viable solution and all dialogue is simply counterproductive. Myself, I would care less what Joe Cryer is doing.
May 23rd, 2012 at 7:47 pm
Cryre, that isn’t negative energy you’re feeling, it’s indigestion from all the BS you projectile vomit everywhere.
July 31st, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Oh! Oh! Oh! Just found this thread and I wanna play kick the shit bag too.
Hey, Joe-Bob-Shitpants, take your lying ass down to the nearest VA hospital or clinic and spend some time in any waiting area, you won’t hear anybody talking about secret squirel crap, hell it’s hard to get them to talk about anything except the weather, VFW is about the same but less friendly to posers.
I’ve met guys like you, you’ve got nothing inside cause mommy told you you were special and daddy kicked you around, you have to have all the attention don’t you piss boy. You couldn’t do what the guys who go over the wire do, or did. Me I fought fires for the AF for 20 years, went places, did things, and would happily stomp a mudhole in your sorry ass, you walking typing piece of shit. Bring it! Please, please, please, BRING IT!
August 4th, 2012 at 6:43 pm
You have absolutely “no idea” what you are talking about.
October 21st, 2012 at 3:07 pm
This dude is a clown.
Fucking Rentboy.
January 21st, 2013 at 4:42 am
This just simply makes me sick. I dont understand why people feel the need to lie about being a war hero. You just make yourself look more like a pussy than a hero Joseph Cryer. . Gey a
January 22nd, 2013 at 3:19 pm
The incorrect use of the word ‘indiscretions’ is rather irritating… I know I’m posting on a stale thread but, please, indulge me.
The word is structured (now I didn’t look this up) as follows:
‘indiscretion’ is routed down to ‘discretion’, which refers to the quality of a concept or other such thing having some degree of secrecy; not necessarily a secret intrinsically, but describing something of which the subject matter generally is not spoken of in a social setting due to some impropriety, sensitive content or vulgarity. (At an exclusive French restaurant, one might likely say ‘excuse me, I need to visit the restroom.’ instead of ‘Hold that thought. Where’s the shitter? I gotta take a monster shit. Some has already come out and it’s fuckin’ pancaked to my ass crack!’)
‘discretion’ is routed down to ‘discreet’, which is an adverb as well as an adjective. Meaning the same thing.
So… Apologizing for your ‘indiscretions’ is not only incorrect but actually quite ironic, since the real indiscretion is the fact that nearly 100% of the shit you professed should have never been said at all. You really should have kept ALL that drivel in the fantasy land that is your hollow head.
Thaaaanks!
Mdoobs
January 24th, 2013 at 3:33 pm
[...] you’re reading this, Joe Cryer. And I hope you’re looking over your [...]
January 30th, 2013 at 5:08 pm
Just got to this. Who needs College when you can get an English Grammar, Military Science and Morality class just by reading this thread?
March 15th, 2013 at 10:28 am
[...] hundreds of undiscovered phony POWs that the Department refuses to investigate. And there’s Joe Cryer who I’ve submitted to the VA as a phony no less than four times still drawing a pension for [...]
May 2nd, 2013 at 12:59 am
Wow, stumbled across this. I sailed with Joe. I reported onboard the Can Do Caron Jan 85 and left June 88. We started the 85-86 Med Cruise (Black Sea Ops then Gulf of Sidra) with CDR Polk and CofC in Istanbul (I think)for CDR Harlow (best damn skipper!). We spent all of 3 days across the line (of death), with the Ticonderoga in front and the Scott on our stern. The closest we ever got was 6 miles and no way did any secret seal leave the damn ship. In our 85-86 Med Cruise book, Joe is shown on page 16, back row, left of center, with…wait for it… a 3rd class PO sripe. Yup, lost that in his remaining years. Can’t remember what for though, so won’t speculate. One eventful thing that I do remember about him is the time he put a ‘keeper’ on CTA1 Follettes’ rack. No one really liked Bob, he was the poster child for A branchers. We did have 2 guys go to SAR swimmer school. One was SM3 Churchill and the other was a BM. Sure wasn’t an OS. Well, sorry for the ramble, but I think I’ve proved I was there, and there was nothing really memorable about Joe than for any other shipmate. Sure as fuck wasn’t a Navy SEAL. I’ve met more than a few, and he ain’t it.
May 7th, 2013 at 11:43 am
[...] When I talked to him on the phone, he stuck to his story and the only thing that he apologized for was talking about his secret-assed mission to Libya in Facebook. He tried to convince me that it was true, like a true sociopath. I put TAH HQs on Google Earth just so Joe could find me and make good his threats to correct my behavior. Of course, he’s a no show so far. [...]