Revisiting the most obvious SVA violation ever….

| September 22, 2011 | 28 Comments

And my favorite phony, John Kerwin Williams.  You remember “John” from this horseshit:

 

The poser in question goes by the name Jhon Kerwin Williams who claims to be a Lt in the 101st (2006-present). Oh he is a pilot too along with another faker by the name Keith Underson.(2005-present) Who also is claiming the same unit, rank and job. Both do not show anything on AKO.

There is no way he is named John, so I prefer to think of him as “4th Lieutenant Assholio Douchenozzle IV”. Anyway, I shouldn’t pick on him because he is STILL deployed with the 101st Chairborne Facebook Commando squadron.

Here he is deployed, about ready to head out on Patrol again. I don’t notice any obvious problems with his uniform, grooming standards or farcical totally real looking hootch, do you guy?

And, he’s still less literate than a retarded wallaby with tourettes.

im back,2dayz 1night in airbase…imiss ma hony Sarra Rotil Basirul;)

Jhon Kerwin L Williams
TiMe For DuTy AgAin,,,
HavE a GooD WeekendS WorlD”
101st AIRBORNE DIVISION IS WATCHING YOU BACK

Jhon Kerwin L Williams
FUCK THE WORLD;
I HATE LIARS,,,
I FEEL SOOOOOOO
STUPID AND HURT DAMNNNNN…..

I would go and tell all his friends on Facebook that he is a lying asswipe, but all his friends are literally him in other disguises. I could do the actual research, but there appear to be about 15 identities that he uses to prop himself up. This sad little pud puller is standing on the fulcrum between annoying the piss out of me, and amusing me to no end.

Here’s his Facebook page.

I’ve reported it to Facebook so many times they won’t even let me do it again. I guess they just don’t give a shit, but I have a hard time believing that his stories aren’t a lead-up to some sort of scam or other.

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  1. B'emet Or says:

    I just want to know how he photoshops himself into looking like his “hony” : https://www.facebook.com/sarra.garrovillas

    I would have sent her a note to ask her why she’s with a fake, but I’m pretty sure thats him in drag, just sayin. /

  2. The Old One says:

    What? What the hell do you mean, “no mutual friends!” Just proves that some days are better than others…Heh

  3. Old Trooper says:

    Luv how he has the little ballduster and soulpatch cookin’. I wonder if he’s related to the General?

    Little puke that he is, he probably doesn’t realize that anyone with 3 braincells can tell that pic was taken at his kitchen table.

  4. Flagwaver says:

    “And, he’s still less literate than a retarded wallaby with tourettes.”

    Okay, I would like to thank you for the continued coffee-washing of my monitor. My wife’s cat also thanks you for my head turn to try and save the monitor… now she will have a caf buzz before the wife gets home.

    As for this twat-weasel, I’ve seen a better goatee on the manager of the local Starbucks, and she’s never shaved before.

  5. 2-17AirCav says:

    “imiss ma hony Sarra Rotil Basirul” Anyone have a decoder ring? I think he misses his hiney–which he evidently named–and lost somewhere. He named his butt?

  6. Lucky says:

    His Facebook is down.

  7. headhuntersix says:

    We’re getting enough of these retards to fill out a pretty badass squad of e-lite commando types. Soulpatch had an SAS flash..we have the half-assed SEAL, stripper dude….this guy is Air assault…was the Air Force guy a PJ? This is awsome. TSO lay all these guys out on one thread so we can convince JSOC to hire on.

  8. Doc Bailey says:

    this guy and MSG Soup Sandwich should get together. What about that one guy with the mountaineer beard that tried to pass off as a SWAT AND 69th NY trooper(and a ninja)? I mean these guys should form their own Delta Airborne 1st Cav SAS Team 6!

  9. Chockblock says:

    His Facebook page is down…wonder why? :D

  10. Old Trooper says:

    Headhuntersix and Doc Bailey: Those are some class A type 1 Mod 0 ideas. Maybe we could get a post up at the end of the year and vote for phony of the year. Put the years phonies together in 1 post with a link to their bs story and then we can vot for the most awesome phony of the year. Kind of a “year in review” type thing.

    Whattya all think?

  11. headhuntersix says:

    I forgot about that monster in the ACU tent with the SF patch. He needs to be added to the squad. OT, I agree lets get the the bosses to do that.

  12. Biermann says:

    OT, I say go with it!

  13. NHSparky says:

    Definitely, OT. Give ‘em a trophy and everything.

    I wonder if any trophy shops carry trophies of douchenozzles?

  14. UpNorth says:

    OT, Great idea. We could name the contest, like, DoucheNozzle of the Year, or The Awesomest Shitbag of the Year?

  15. Lucky says:

    There is a blog that holds asshole of the week competitions, with the prize being a ribbon with a picture of an actual asshole, that would be an appropriate award, but OT is right, TSO and Jonn, please hold such a competition! That would be hilarious!!!

  16. cakmakli says:

    I love the idea of voting for the phony of the year.

  17. NHSparky says:

    This guy is sad, but I don’t think he is on the level of Ballduster McSoulpatch/Soup Sandwich/Joey the Chippendale SEAL. Those guys are just…BEYOND…

  18. 2-17AirCav says:

    There are some very bright and creative people around here. The competition sounds like a scream. The winners could actually earn a metal (misspelling intended) and all get dishonorable mention.

  19. TSO says:

    Trust me, it is in the works.

    It will be the Jesse MacBeth award for exemplary cyber heroism.

  20. TSO, Jonn may forward an e-mail that I sent him regarding this POS.

  21. TSO says:

    Yes sir, he did, and it is almost precisely the same course of action I took yesterday.

  22. The Old One says:

    TSO,how about a fantasy football setup,Two teams of wannabes to compete for top douches of the Milblog world…

  23. TSO says:

    Great idea, I will set it up as an 8 man field, and I will “seed” each of them. In fact, I will get started today, and set up a schedule that would result in completing it by November 11th.

  24. TSO says:

    Or, November 12th, which will hereafter be “Not a Veterans Day”.

  25. NHSparky says:

    TSO–the 12th would be better. Or the 10th. But definitely NOT on Veteran’s Day. We could do it like the Razzies, the day before the Oscars.

  26. Jeezus, TSO: You call me “Sir” like I was a damned officer. Hehehehe, or is it just your Southern manners?

  27. Flagwaver says:

    You know, you should have different categories… worst uniform, worst fairy tale, worst grooming, and worst overall.

  28. Sarra... says:

    lets just say Mr. Williams is now portraying as a bodyguard of a politician.. well yeah no one believes him now..

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