Another Facebook commando

| January 17, 2012

Efrain sends us a link to a Facebook profile of Mike Kronos, who claims to be a Special Forces major. I know he looks like he’s 12, but he figures it’s plausible, I guess.

Apparently, he owns like 10 cars, all top end, ya know because majors make so much money that they can buy Ferraris and Hummers like candy. he also boasts of quite an arsenal of weapons…again all of that disposable income for majors.

Efrain says that he first became aware of mighty Major Mike when he began screwing around on the forum at our buddies at Terminal Lance. So Efrain called on us and the first place I go is Army Knowledge Online which can find the accounts of everyone in the Army, well, except our new pal, Major Mike;

Yeah, i know my address is in the screen shot, but I don’t have anything to hide, well, except that the Army still spells my name wrong. Which probably actually means that I spell my name wrong.

I’m disappointed that he’s not a phony Ranger, and you 1st Cav folks are probably disappointed the didn’t fake go to combat with your unit, too, but that’s the way this one shakes out.

According to the pictures on Facebook, he even has crappy taste in cigars, preferring Cohibas to the better-tasting medium strength cigars like Partagas or La Gloria Cubana. That’s what tipped me off at first…only pretenders smoke Cohibas.

I know we’ve been light on posers lately, but I have several waiting on FOIAs, so keep tuning in.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. AFWife1994 says:

    Is that kid even old enough to shave? He probably has one of those Playskool ‘Shave Along With Daddy’ plastic jobs that little kids use.

    Wow. They’re getting younger and younger, it seems.

  2. Just an Old Dog says:

    This Kid hardly even deserves to be called a poser. Right off the bat anyone can tell he isn’t a service member. Full of shit? yes…. I am much more concerned about a 30-60 year old guy with a fake dd214, an album of photos with uniforms on and a penchant for ripping off veteran’s groups and the VA then punk ass kids on facebook.

  3. USMCRet12 says:

    It’s just a matter of time before this kid totally immerses himself in CoD/Xbox wargames and convinces himself he did several combat tours, finds a DD214 he can fake, and assume the rank of Major. We’ll see him pop up again somewhere unless someone checks his ass.

  4. Green Thumb says:

    Rent Boy.

    I will leave it to you to decide how he makes his money.

    Felching Turd.

  5. Ex-PH2 says:

    Since when does any branch of the service let men wear earrings?

    I’ve seen them on guys in the merchant marine, who got them for crossing the equator — something about Neptune’s trident. Never elsewhere.

  6. Green Thumb says:

    “Ranger” Burrell’s evening entertainment.

  7. O-4E says:

    WTF? All my extra Major money goes for dance lessons, piano lessons, gymnatics lessons and just recently ukelele lessons for my 2 girls

    I’m doing something wrong

  8. Mitch says:

    Looks like General Lee Retarded got demoted to Major Lee Retarded

  9. Green Thumb says:

    This guy was/is currently being sexually abused by his Jon.

    Just an observation.

  10. Anonymous says:

    The pictures that guy is using belong to a European model names Thomas Chad Smith. The model also goes by Thomas Martin. This person is definitely a fake.