Pretend sergeant/model
January 25th, 2012
An anonymous reader sent us this last night, and I couldn’t help but post it to get your eyeballs calibrated this morning. If only all of our pretenders looked like this;
This is Tiffany Ginger, a professional model on the TV show, Sweet Home Alabama who claims to be a sergeant in the Army Reserve;
However, AKO says she’s a Specialist, not a sergeant. I’ve redacted her contact information because I know you pre-verts would harass the living shit out of her;
Yeah, I was shocked that was her real name, too. On the upside, the rest of her looks real.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:07 am
We can’t say for sure that she herself is claiming to be a Sgt. Whoever wrote the article might have just gotten their facts wrong. Even if she did fib about her rank…I’m somehow willing to forgive her! LOL!
January 25th, 2012 at 8:10 am
Does the Army frock people like the Navy does?
January 25th, 2012 at 8:31 am
“…the rest of her looks real.” Uh…
January 25th, 2012 at 8:32 am
well..her bio says, “will remain true to her roots.” I can see that she does have dark roots in her blonde hair. Fake boobs go along way these days (unless you are in a burning building, then they melt) and I always loved a good can’o'tan..yeah…call me skeptical…
January 25th, 2012 at 8:34 am
Watch the video at the “Sweet Home Alabama” link. She clearly states, “My name is Tiffany Ginger. I live in Newnan, Georgia. I’m currently a Sergeant in the Army and going to school for automotive technology.”
January 25th, 2012 at 8:52 am
She look a lot better as a brunette, but I would still salute her all the same.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:54 am
Jon: For drilling USAR members, promotions are tied to vacant positions. Someone can be on the permanent promotion recommended list for the next grade, but cannot claim that rank until given a set of promotion orders with an effective date and new paragraph, position, and line number. source: AR 600-8-19, Chapter 5.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:54 am
@Ben – OMG..whats with that voice? holy hell…give us southern girls a bad name, Jeebus!
January 25th, 2012 at 9:30 am
Since she apparently lives near me, I’ll volunteer to go by her place and severely chastise her…and take pictures.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:45 am
Dayum!
January 25th, 2012 at 9:59 am
http://www.modelmayhem.com/1521976#
January 25th, 2012 at 10:05 am
AKO is not necessarily up to date. She may have been promoted recently and poor, overworked CPT AKO may have been too busy creating worthless polls on the homepage to update her info.
On a separate note, it looks like God really does like Gingers after all.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:08 am
for one rank I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. AKO is often outdated, hell it still had me as a Cadet when i was a 1LT.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:21 am
Well, you got to give her credit… There aren’t any pictures of her in uniform on her model profile. Good for her.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:37 am
She’s a SPC. Also, while there is an occasional disconnect for change in status from a Reserve component to Active (with an additional rank change because of commissioning), AKO is correct as it is fed information from TAPDB–the Army’s database of record. She’s been posing for almost a year. RLAS, the USAR system for personnel actions, generates promotion orders and a transaction to update rank and push to TAPDB. She’s never been promoted, hence her rank in AKO is correct.
January 25th, 2012 at 11:32 am
AKO for RC Soldiers is often outdated. Hell, it still shows the MOS I held 5 years ago, not the current one. True, it theoretically updates out of RLAS, but RC 42A’s aren’t always the most efficient people in the world.
January 25th, 2012 at 11:35 am
The CPT in the next cubicle over from me just remarked,”Bet her squad leader is happy.”
January 25th, 2012 at 11:58 am
I must side with those who say this is probably an AKO screw-up. AKO had me listed as an E-3 even after I got my 5′s. It took about a year, and several “contact us” notes, for them to update me to even an E-4. They finally listed me as a 5 just before I got out.
Then again, when they did finally let the world know that I was an E-5, they somehow put me back down into an armorer position when I was the unit’s Supply Daddy. Go figure.
January 25th, 2012 at 12:13 pm
I guess I wasn’t clear enough. I only posted the story as an excuse to put a babe in a bikini on the front page. Now click the ads and stfu.
January 25th, 2012 at 12:16 pm
@#19. And thank you for starting my day off right, Jonn.
January 25th, 2012 at 12:18 pm
White trash now comes in orange.
January 25th, 2012 at 12:43 pm
Auto Tech, 2d Degree?
She collecting mechanical black-belts or something? What next, ASCME?
She can jack my frame any day….
I’ll bet she knows how to wire your plugs really well..
I’d go full-throttle for sure…
Hey, the jokes write themselves…
January 25th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
From my dealings with civilians, most have no idea whast a Spec 4 is. They screw up the ranks all the time. Where I work part time, they wanted my bio, I had to make sure that I wrote it to make sure it was correct. The guys I work with who were never in the military get things mixed up all the time. She’s so hot, she can be any rank she wants in my book.
January 25th, 2012 at 12:49 pm
SPEC, SGT … who cares! She is the Officer in Charge (OIC) of two great looking Bazooka’s!
January 25th, 2012 at 1:04 pm
Tiffany Ginger from Sandy Springs… definitely suits the image. Didn’t see too many of those when I was in.
January 25th, 2012 at 1:29 pm
Unless someone in her unit (or additional information comes to light) steps up and says she’s still a SPC, I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. As others have noted AKO often times gives us the shaft. In my own case, I AKO had my rank going up and down more than a (redacted) drawers.
I went from PV2 to PFC after being a SPC for six months, PFC to SPC after an additional three months, then from SPC to CPL after being a CPL for three months, then back to PFC (with MOS change to my old 12B), then to back to SPC (with the correct MOS), then back to PV2, then back to CPL, then back to SPC where it stayed until a year after I got my 5, when it changed to SSG, then SFC, and the finally to SGT. I’d log on and check this morning to see what it says but I’m getting service unavailable at the moment (corporate firewall I suspect).
And Jonn, I prefer her non-bikini shot. Of course now I feel like a dirty old man.
January 25th, 2012 at 1:59 pm
I laughed when i saw the article. I clearly got the point. I mean…she’s hot. Why else is she doing what she is doing? she knows it.
Any case when i read it I have to wonder why folks would be willing to go easy on her but the numbnuts who passed his hat off as a war trophy?
I mean where is the line when it comes to a poser? I am not the first to ask it nor think it. Hell maybe it’s my REMF Officer-ness that is causing me to overthink it.
She’s hot…I’m ready to get home to Mrs. Steadfast and get her to play sergeant.
January 25th, 2012 at 2:04 pm
@#19: How many times can you click on an ad before it’s considered playing with it?
January 25th, 2012 at 2:14 pm
Damn you had to redact her contact info, she lives like 30 minutes away from me.
January 25th, 2012 at 2:23 pm
And maybe I wasn’t clear enough. She hasn’t been promoted to SGT. AKO is not wrong in this case.
January 25th, 2012 at 2:28 pm
See? We gingers ain’t all bad!!!
January 25th, 2012 at 2:41 pm
She ought to be a sergeant – she certainly has the rockers!
January 25th, 2012 at 2:57 pm
@24 and @32 she could definintly be a cannon cocker with those twin howitzers
January 25th, 2012 at 3:22 pm
I would really like to know “which” database governs on AKO.
Got a new CPT from Active Duty. He did not transition directly (preferred COA). His AKO UIC is not even in the USAR inventory. All we get is the “it’s not us” brush off. He is correctly listed in all USAR data bases we can access. It’s somewhere at Big Army. The flyers are AKO UIC and DTMS (invisible).
Still chasing it down.
Was just down in Atlanta last weekend for an MDMP training group hug.
A little warmer than NH.
Was not impressed with the Tornado Warning.
I will stick with snow.
January 25th, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Looks overweight …. I think I need to observe her taping to ensure she the NCO does it correctly.
January 25th, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Pretty sure she’d destroy all but the most physically fit sack-Rangers.
Thighs and abs that would make Ray Rice envious.
January 25th, 2012 at 11:40 pm
Woof! SPC, SGT, who cares. She can be my squad leader or platoon sergeant any day. I’d be more then happy to salute, with what body part I ain’t sayin’.
January 26th, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Need to redact the “link to my profile” as well since you can easily deduce her AKO from it.
January 27th, 2012 at 2:11 am
That’s strange. AKO has always been my first indication that I’ve been promoted, long before I see promotion orders or a ceremony.
January 27th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
That’s because you’re active duty. Reserves and Guard are a different story.
March 6th, 2012 at 2:06 am
Pffft, veteran my ass. Good luck running a PFT with those tits. She’d have to duct tape them down to keep from knocking herself out.
March 10th, 2012 at 7:47 pm
Fellas..I hate to say it but I’ll forgive her if she gives me a run @ that booty
March 10th, 2012 at 8:40 pm
Now now Ann, let’s play nice! : )
March 10th, 2012 at 10:27 pm
CAT FIGHT!!!! **rawr…hisssssss**
March 10th, 2012 at 10:38 pm
@19 I hate to complain Jonn, but you also have female readers, and you NEVER post anything for US to enjoy. (And the last time we complained, you posted about three hideous blobs that were enough to make us want to gouge our eyes out.)
Just sayin’.
March 10th, 2012 at 10:42 pm
Are you guys fking serious? You guys bag on DEAD DUDES for being posers.. but this chick…… You guys have lost all credibility– with her chin like the guy from the Incredibles.
Ann, you’re so right. There’s not enough tape in the world….
March 10th, 2012 at 10:50 pm
What about her, Boo? C’mon, don’t be a hater…
March 10th, 2012 at 11:09 pm
grumble grumble grumble… I love you guys. In spite of yourselves.
March 10th, 2012 at 11:24 pm
@48: What did you expect, Boo; we’re guys. We watch the Man Show (Juggies on trampolines), not Lifetime.
We’re dogs and we’re fine with that.
March 10th, 2012 at 11:29 pm
Personally, Boo, I think their delight in such is only testament to their affinity for inflatables and other plastics.
March 11th, 2012 at 12:22 am
Well, I’ll say it…part of MY irritation is I’m not built like that.
In my case, anything I could say would just be sour grapes!
March 11th, 2012 at 12:42 am
PN, my better half said the same thing, when I caught up with this thread.
March 11th, 2012 at 7:56 am
Old Trooper: perhaps some are more tomcats than dogs. But yeah, this lady is indeed easy on the eyes.
And Pinto Nag, Jonn hasn’t forgotten his female readership at all. Have you already forgotten the nice picture of that “Chippendale Dancer SEAL” he’s featured here? (smile)
March 11th, 2012 at 9:05 am
In my defense, I don’t know what a “hot guy” looks like. But you can always go to my Facebook page and look at pictures of me.
March 11th, 2012 at 9:32 am
Hondo: As far as the CDS…I prefer real meat, not tofu.
Jonn: Speak with “Mrs. Jonn” about “hot guy” photos you can post; she has excellent taste in that area, as far as I can tell.
April 26th, 2012 at 9:08 am
Ginger is not her real last name, just like some other parts of her.
July 5th, 2012 at 10:15 am
[...] Tiffany “Army Barbie” Ginger [...]
July 5th, 2012 at 11:25 pm
[...] Tiffany “Army Barbie” Ginger [...]
July 7th, 2012 at 3:55 am
in love
August 8th, 2012 at 10:23 pm
In all honesty AKO has been known to screw up people’s rank many times and last I remember and usually takes someone calling 20-50 times to get them to fix it.
August 8th, 2012 at 11:48 pm
They may not be real, but you can always motorboat in an artificial pond.
October 6th, 2012 at 6:42 pm
She’s a hooters girl at Thomas crossroads hooters in Newman GA…
October 6th, 2012 at 7:16 pm
We can see she’s a hooters girl but do you know where she works?
October 6th, 2012 at 7:33 pm
Apparently here. I am going out for beer and wings!
http://www.goby.com/hooters–near–newnan-ga/ex-1880470#source=igougo.com
October 6th, 2012 at 7:39 pm
Holy Hooters … che check checka chechecka check this out!
She is more than a Hooters Girl!
http://tiffanyginger.com/?page_id=31
November 9th, 2012 at 10:47 am
In her defense she couldve been SGT and personel is lagging on updating. you all know that broken record of personel… lol I dont see the fuss/harm in all this mix up. prob coz she looks really smart. haha
January 6th, 2013 at 4:49 am
She definetly is a fraud. I went to high school with her. She graduated from east coweta high school in sharpsburg ga as did i. My wife and i saw her working in hooters in early 2010 and she was claiming then to be a sgt. Even my wife called BS when she started talking about it.
January 6th, 2013 at 10:24 am
I forgot about her. Thank you for the reminder. I highly recommend the link in comment 65. Can we make her an honorary sergeant or something?
January 18th, 2013 at 12:56 pm
I can’t say she is a fraud because technology is involved in general. It doesn’t matter the website. While she may not be a shining example of a woman in the military that some view, she still has served honorably (as far as I know) and until their is concrete proof (like FOIA) nothing else can be said
January 28th, 2013 at 2:54 pm
I would be willing to give her the kind of private instruction that only a Warrant Officer can provide.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:04 pm
Those of you who do not know Tiffany Ginger and have made awful comments on her behalf, I pray God forgives your rude and immature behavior. I personally thank Tiffany Ginger for serving in the Army Reserves since she was 17, and I would know considering I am a personal friend of hers. I also thank her for being a wonderful friend and mother to the most amazing little boy in the world. You are welcome to still post your rude comments because I will continue to pray that God helps you mature and grow. As far as you all who have complimented her on her amazing body, beauty, and service to our country, thank you for being so kind.
May 20th, 2013 at 10:42 pm
ako is afucked up piece of shit
May 20th, 2013 at 11:04 pm
Wow.
Kinda cool.