Meet Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn, the youngest Marine SGM

Yeah, that’s Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn who claims to be the youngest sergeant major in the Marine Corps. He’d have to be with only nine years in the Corps, according to his hash marks on the sleeve. The good folks at POW Network decided that he needed broader exposure so they sent him to us.

They tell us he’s a 43-year-old car salesman who lives in his mother’s basement. He was a fireman until he ran up the firehouse phonebill with more than $800 in telephone calls to phone sex numbers and they fired his horny ass. According to his own profiles, he graduated from high school when he was 20 years old – a real over-achiever.

Did I mention that he was arrested for embezzling over $12,000 from the Barrington New Jersey girls little league association? Well, he did – that over-achiever thing working for him again. his defense in that case? He’s a Marine and he’d never violate his code of ethics and do something like that.

Well except that the NPRC has no record of him ever serving. Ever.

He has a philosophy that the more websites that he posts this information, the more credibility he has. So here’s his information posted on yet another website. let’s see how that philosophy works for him.

Oh, by the way, he just sent the good folks at POW Network an email threatening to…guess what…sue if they don’t remove the information from their website that he himself posted on the internet;

U have my info on your site I want it removed asap I gave no permission to have any of my info pix or anything on your site I would also like to have the name of whoever put my name on there I have the collingswood police dept looking into to who put it up there but I want it removed forthwith

I’m sure that “forthwith” had Chuck and Mary shaking in their shoes. I know it gave me a feeling.

I will keep sending u my request till u do oh and I contacted my lawer if its not down with in 2s hrs I will sue u

If I ever start typing like a twelve-year-old girl, I’d hope that one of you fine people would put me out of my misery.

So, now his “info pix” are posted on yet another website…I wonder what his “lawer” will advise. I’d better call my “lawer” and tell him that there will be one more in the “I’m here to sue TAH” line at the Mineral County Courthouse next Tuesday.

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589 Responses to “Meet Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn, the youngest Marine SGM”

  1. 1
    karlen Says:

    It’s Sgt Maj in the Marine Corps boss

  2. 2
    karlen Says:

    Also the hash mark is one for every 4 years, so he would be “in” over 12, but less than 16.

  3. 3
    Scott Says:

    A red t-shirt underneath chucks?? Haze yourself!

  4. 4
    CI Says:

    Even with the legion of poseurs that have come before and serve as role models for what not to do….they just get stupider and stoopider….

  5. 5
    Anonymous Says:

    sergeant-first-class-major in the army here. i work in echo force. it’s 1 step above delta

  6. 6
    Redacted1775 Says:

    REDSKIVVIEUNDERKHAKISHIRTWTF?!!!!!

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    NothingSpecial Says:

    Has his Good Conduct Medal senior to CAR, NAM, and Air Medal.

    I’m sure he’s legit.

  8. 8
    KE Says:

    Forthwith? Maybe someone has watched a little too much “Monty Python and The Holy Grail”. Next thing you know he’ll be claiming he’s part of the Knights who say Ni.

  9. 9
    Nicki Says:

    What the bleeding, flying fuck is THAT?????

  10. 10
    NHSparky Says:

    That is a serious boatload of hammered dog fuck right there.

    C’mon, you hardass Marine you, come here and tells us all how you’re gonna sue us for libelslander.

    Anyone who looked like you on the boat usually ended up as a tape ball inside the first ten minutes.

  11. 11
    AW1 Tim Says:

    You know, since he’s gone and provided his actual address, maybe someone ought to go ahead and forward it along with some pics to the local Marine recruiting office. I’m sure they could get a detail together and go have a word or two with this gentleman poseur. Set him straight, and all that.

  12. 12
    Michael Z. Williamson Says:

    I was chief master colonel.

  13. 13
    NHSparky Says:

    Nice FB profile–what kind of dipshit would post a picture of a kid holding a beer?

  14. 14
    Redacted1775 Says:

    #13 At least we know where his problems started…

  15. 15
    more super heroes Says:

    The regulation hair cut and authentic red shirt under that disastrous looking khaki top demonstrate his authenticity. Is he, in his youth, seeking a congressional appointment as SGM of the Troops in MacBeth’s Fusiliers or just an entrance in the next Full on Retard Tournament?

  16. 16
    Old Trooper Says:

    @12: I was only a lowly corporal captain (h/t MASH).

  17. 17
    more super heroes Says:

    Even better…back that shit up….a real Marine SGM would always pose in his Blues while missing buttons on his coat (at least one missing)…I take back my last post…this one is definitely a genuine no fooling turd-burgler in chief!

  18. 18
    TopGoz Says:

    Speechless.

  19. 19
    Radar Says:

    A product of NJ toxic waste dumps, or simply brain dead?

  20. 20
    Tman Says:

    Hate to sound like a broken record, but once again, there will simply be no shortage of nominees for macbeth awards.

    Hell at this rate there will be too much.

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    NR Pax Says:

    Old Trooper: I was one of five Petty Warrant Officers in the Corps. Pulled straight out of Boot Camp too!

    I really wish we could set up a dunking booth with alligators for these people.

  22. 22
    OWB Says:

    Master General First Class here.

    There are a bunch of 12-yr old girls with more sense than this clown, Jonn! And better spelin skilz.

    Looks like he had to take the pic of himself! Pitiful.

  23. 23
    Marine_7002 Says:

    Unfuckingbelievable. *sound of gagging*

    If stupidity were a virus, he’d be terminally infected.

    Semper Fi
    John

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    paul mitchell Says:

    You are really missing the fun if you do not check out his Twitter and Yfrog accounts. Enjoy.

    http://yfrog.com/kf47573870j

    https://twitter.com/#!/eagles34

  25. 25
    Charlie Six Says:

    @ 7, exactly. What Sgt Maj can’t get his ribbon rack in order? And no Sea Service Ribbon after 20 years in the Corps?

  26. 26
    Marine_7002 Says:

    I wrote him a scathing email. Will be interesting to see if I get a response.

    I’d guess that from the quality of his writing, he probably got his his high school diploma out of a Crackerjack box.

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    malclave Says:

    @16
    And you didn’t need no straw for your Grape Nehi, I bet!

    Personally, I never made it above Spec-12 in the Army.

  28. 28
    Aroberts Says:

    Is this guy related to Snake Eyes maybe? Or maybe there really is something in the water in NJ…..

  29. 29
    CI Roller Dude Says:

    Well, normally I say it’s not nice to pick on retards….but if they falsly wear a uniform, screw them. This guy does remind me of the CA Army National Guard SGM we deployed with…the little POS said his goal had been to be the youngest SGM in the Army. I suggested later that he should have set some other goals because he to was a retard.

  30. 30
    Marine_7002 Says:

    WOOOHOOO!!!! I got a quick reply from the scumbag.

    “I will not say sorry I did nothing wrong ask my x brother in law who sent u this stuff he got kicked out of the army then his mom and dad were left homeless I served in the army then transfered to the Marines so go talk to that loser frank ferris who hides behind the computer won’t face me cause he knows if I see him I will kick his fucken ass”

    I sent him an appropriate reply. Time for some popcorn.

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    gi_janearng Says:

    I’d say stick him in a room for some wall to wall counseling with a true CSM but seeing as how he’s into BDSM and sites like fetlife.com, he’d probably be cumming in his pants rather than pissing them.

  32. 32
    Marine_7002 Says:

    This gets better and better. He asked me if I would leave him alone if he sent me a copy of his DD-214. I told him sure, send it and I’ll be happy to pass it along to the FBI, they’ll take a great deal of interest in it also….and to send it to Chuck and Mary at pownetwork.

    This is like shooting fish in a barrel. He is forgetting a cardinal rule…when trying to escape out of a hole, you must first stop DIGGING.

  33. 33
    CRaissi Says:

    I honestly do not understand how these people screw up the order of awards. There are websites that can build racks for you, in the appropriate order, with the appropriate accoutrements for the relevant branch of service.

    These people are astoundingly stupid. Like put-your-pistol-on-the-counter-to-start-counting-money-during-a-robbery-only-to-be-shot-with-your-own-weapon stupid.

  34. 34
    gi_janearng Says:

    I was going to say the same thing, CRaissi, but it seems the same underlying theme always shows up in cases like these; foaming at the mouth over their new found “fame” overrides any shred of real common sense.

    @ Marine_7002: That’s glorious. I’d be interested to see just what kind of 214 he comes up with.

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    NHSparky Says:

    Nah, Marines aren’t dumb–just the wannabes.

  36. 36
    Marine_7002 Says:

    Now he says,

    “Yes john u are right I did kicked out of the fd when I was a teenager I did take 9000 and I’m paying for that mistake. But all the info u saw was sent in by my x brother in law who has nothing better to do then post shit about me”

    Oh, and he says he has a friend who is an FBI agent. Who, Efram Zimbalist? (yeah, I’m carbon-dating myself).

  37. 37
    Stacy0311 Says:

    It’s just keeps raining stupid and this boy’s just a big puddle of retarded

  38. 38
    Marine_7002 Says:

    @34 I told him, “I and the other folks at Thisainthell eagerly await your DD-214. Will be interesting to see if you have the balls to really falsify one.”

    I’ll file it in the “fiction” directory on my hard drive.

  39. 39
    gi_janearng Says:

    @Marine_7002, you should have asked him if up there with his connections at the FBI, he has some with Obama’s birth certificate handlers to help him with that 214? ;)

  40. 40
    Marine_7002 Says:

    @39 Good point, Jane. He sure as hell could use the help. But I don’t think he’s gonna listen to me any more…I think I hurt his feelings. He wrote,

    “Leave me alone and nobody reads that your so called website it that other one now I will respond to anymore emails they will just get deleted”

    A very literate and well-reasoned answer is probably hidden somewhere in that drivel. I’ll scratch my head about that as I hit the rack. Must be some kind of code or hidden meaning to it.

  41. 41
    Marine_7002 Says:

    @37 Stacy0311: he ain’t even smart enough to open the umbrella to keep that rain off him.

  42. 42
    Susan Says:

    Shouldn’t someone of his “rank” have a bigger … Um… Rack?

  43. 43
    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    Ya know, any poser really ticks me off but one claiming be a Marine REALLY pisses me off. I’m an honorably discharged trac rat, a lowly 1833 but I actually served! That this sumbich can’t even get his “rack” right Ia even worse. As a SgtMaj why doesn’t he have a pistol badge?

  44. 44
    Chuck W Says:

    Being former Navy and Army, I wonder if Marines wear name tags on their khakis?

  45. 45
    Redacted1775 Says:

    Only on B Billets like recruiting and drill instructor; neither of which is he.

  46. 46
    69CSM Says:

    I fart in his general direction.

  47. 47
    Jonn Lilyea Says:

    We’ve got mail;
    #1
    U can put me on all the websites u want that will be more money for me when I sue
    #2
    I sent this and the other website to my attorney
    #3
    John this is called harsment I will be sending this email and the site u posted my info on

    Three emails? I’d call that “harsment”, too. My “lawer” is on this like ugly on an ape.

  48. 48
    teddy996 Says:

    Man, this guy needs to step up his game. I don’t know if pics, incoherent emails, and defrauding a girl’s little league are going to get it done this year. He’s got some damn stiff competition for the big dance. A fake 214 would give him a coast to the divisonal semis, though, so if you’re reading this, double master super sergeant: fake up a DD-214 pronto, and get it to us here at TAH or the good folks at POWnet. We’ll make sure it’s properly laughed at in time for the J MacB’s.

  49. 49
    Old Trooper Says:

    I wonder if anyone from the Marine Corps League is watching this thread and can contact their chapter out in his area of NJ? The reason I ask is because of a couple of pics at POWNet has him wearing a Marine Corps League windbreaker. I count as friends several members of the Leathernecks MC; maybe I could show them this thread and watch them have some fun with this turd? We would need a really big bucket of popcorn for that, because some of those guys have a really nasty streak in them, if they want to show it.

  50. 50
    Bubblehead Ray Says:

    From the halls around my Mother’s house
    To the shores of New Jersey
    I will proudly shout my fakery
    For all the world to see

    First in line at Army Navy stores
    To support my Facebook claim

    I will throw my hat into this year’s race
    For the sick, lazy, and lame

  51. 51
    Mr Wolf, non-Esquire Says:

    #50 Ray-

    Threadwinner!

    You’ve won the race to teh end of teh internets…

  52. 52
    1togousaf Says:

    http://pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies603.htm

  53. 53
    teddy996 Says:

    @50- Jesus, Ray… that’s a sweet tune.

    @52- See, THAT’s what I was talkin’ ’bout. Fuckers like that are heavy hitters. Ronald “The Mailman” Mailahn will have trouble weathering those bombing overhands if he squares off against them in the MacB’s. He’s stepped up his short game with a few emails to Jonn, but he needs to work on the long yardage by running a concurrent scam.

    Lawsuit threats, once the hail mary pass of desperate douchebags, are now once-a-drive standard fare. Every fake vet is doing them; they’re like the West Coast offense of douchebaggery. No, the Mailman needs something unique, like that dipshit you posted telling wounded vets to get over their real wonds in the dignity and manner in which he got over his fake wounds. THAT shit is a fuck you flea flicker touchdown from 4th and long on your own 5 yard line.

    You reading this, mailman? You’ve gotta make some changes, guy. Switch training camps. Forge up some egregiously mis-spelled, ranting docs while posing as a “lawer” to go with those lawsuit threats. Hell, maybe even replay one of your old stanby scams against a girl’s little league team, but do it in uniform this time. Do something to step up your game or you’ll never make the dance.

    I’m pulling for ya, Mailman. You gotta deliver.

  54. 54
    fm2176 Says:

    #52,

    Why do so many of these phonies embellish “careers” that lasted only weeks or months? Sadly, a family member of mine fell into the phony category years ago. About fifteen years ago I was hanging out with him after he got off work and listened to him tell his coworkers about his experiences in Granada. I was young and never was good at math, but do recall that he didn’t enlist until ’85. Around the same time he was known as a former “recon” guy (scout, maybe?), and IIRC he claimed service in 75th Ranger. In actuality, he was Infantry at Benning, did a few years in Berlin Brigade, and was discharged after almost six years as an E-1 (never made it above E-4) after his wife left him and he lost it. His service was admirable enough, and I haven’t heard any outlandish claims since, but I’ll always remember his drunken braggadocio that one night.

    A former brother-in-law almost got smacked down at the same relative’s house one night. One of my relative’s friends (the stereotypical big drunk brawler type) started getting on the former BIL about his choice of a Halloween costume. The brawler has a son who is an AD Marine and the former BIL deserted while on mid-tour leave from Iraq three years ago (he had it so tough working supply in an air conditioned building). Anyway, the latter decided ACUs would make a good “costume” and the brawler took offense to a coward deserter with a BCD wearing a uniform. Of course, the former BIl took the coward’s way out and tried to get my relative to intervene.

    It must be a sad life that these phonies live in. Either they served and couldn’t hack it, or they never did serve, and now they attempt to pass themselves off as something they never were. Of course, there are the minority that actually had honorable service and decent post-military careers, such as the relative mentioned above or “Rock” from last year. As a Recruiter, I told young men and women that I always hear older people talk about how they wish they’d served, or had stayed in the service. I guess it’s just the next illogical step for some of those people to don a uniform or a title and spread tales of their “service” later in life–or in the case of Barwan and super-special “Ranger” guy from today, while they are still young enough to join (of course, most younger phonies have criminal records or already messed up their chance to enlist).

    Occasionally, I’ll Google a couple of my former Soldiers as well as my former brother-in-law to see what I find. One former Soldier hasn’t crossed the line yet–online at least–probably because he’s FB friends with many Soldiers. Checking his FB, though, he’s always all over the US Army Infantry page (he got booted 3.5 years ago) and has pictures that could mislead some civilians.

  55. 55
    Susan Says:

    Jonn, if he sues, please please please call.

  56. 56
    Drama Says:

    The real crime being committed here is his complete lack of any understanding of spelling and grammar.

  57. 57
    FSOnlyone Says:

    Why did someone put links to his twitter and whatever else site? I didn’t want to see pictures of the disgusting masses of fat that he is associated with, and tied up in disgusting poses.

    I’m not going to be able to get a boner for a week.

  58. 58
    Andy FMF Says:

    Name tag says Malahn, but his name is Mailahn……(sigh)….he can’t even get his name correct.

  59. 59
    fucktard89 Says:

    I dont get the car salesman reference. I hope he at least like to get drunk!!!

  60. 60
    Jonn Lilyea Says:

    I guess he’s had enough of me, so he’s emailing Mary, now;

    Look all I want is to be left alone so tell john that to and I will not answer any emails

    Like I spend my days exchanging emails with derelicts because it’s my greatest pleasure. Maybe if he wasn’t such a tool, in the first place, we never would have rattled his mom’s basement door. Hey, dimbulb, you’re not the victim here.

  61. 61
    Ronald Mailahn Says:

    Do u really think this bothers me ? It don’t post away lol u people have nothing better to do then this have fun I get a kick out of your post hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  62. 62
    Ronald Mailahn Says:

    This website is a joke

  63. 63
    Ronald Mailahn Says:

    Joke hahah I love my pix on this site please put more up I love it

  64. 64
    Old Trooper Says:

    Hey Mailman; isn’t it time for your nap? Better tell mommy that you want a juicebox before you lay down.

  65. 65
    TSO Says:

    Yeah, don’t look at the pictures of him hog tying Ms Piggy. The future boner you save might be your own.

  66. 66
    Mike D. Says:

    The Red Che T-Shirt doesnt do him any favors, right? Kind of a dead giveaway.

    Lets see…dude is 43?
    Nine years worth of hash marks?

    Im no steven hawking but my math says that he entered Corps in 2002 at 34 years old, when he was almost old enough to be the father of a modern boot. Technically possible i suppose but pretty f’in unlikely.

    another stolen valorite takes a well-deserved bite out the pillow.

  67. 67
    Ronald Mailahn Says:

    I love this please post more I love your making. Me famous.

  68. 68
    Ronald Mailahn Says:

    U guys have nothing better to do then write about me wow thank you

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    Redacted1775 Says:

    Ron just went full retard.

  70. 70
    Brandon B Says:

    Looks like this guy was also arrested a couple years ago for stealing $12000 from a Little League team.

    http://theretrospect.com/news-barrington-man-arrested-for-league-funds-theft-p2602-1.htm

  71. 71
    Ronald Mailahn Says:

    U guys are so good to me I’m having so much fun

  72. 72
    Ronald Mailahn Says:

    Yes I was and it was 9000 and it was paid back we all make mistakes unless your all named Jesus Christ

  73. 73
    Anonymous Says:

    Thank you all I’m having a blast I love to be the center of the topic

  74. 74
    Ronald Mailahn Says:

    U all are invited to my wedding next year I will have my dress blues on for it

  75. 75
    NHSparky Says:

    No, no, no, Ronald. You confuse famous with notorious. Guess which category befalls your station in life, m’boy?

  76. 76
    Old Tanker Says:

    Dear lord Skippy, get your lid on straight….

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    NHSparky Says:

    we all make mistakes unless your all named Jesus Christ

    No, Scooter, a “mistake” is something that happens unintentionally, like forgetting to carry the “1″ when balancing your checkbook.

    You, OTOH, have INTENTIONALLY engaged in fraud and general douchebaggery.

    Enjoy the misery which is coming your way. You’ve earned it.

  78. 78
    Brandon B Says:

    As if stealing $9000 from children is any better than $12000? Fine piece of work.

  79. 79
    NHSparky Says:

    Piece of something, that’s for sure.

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    Redacted1775 Says:

    I’m starting to wonder how many dead hookers this guy has buried in his mom’s basement.

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    Frank Ferris Says:

    I need to ask a favor particularly of Marine_7002. Would you kindly forward the original email to me that you received from Ron Mailahn where he threatened me with injury. I am that evil ex brother in law that he so intelligently spewed lies about so I am here to deliver facts. 1. I did not forward his information or photos to this or any other website but I wish I would have thought of it first. 2. I did not make my parents homeless nor are they homeless. I have a great relationship with them and they are doing quite well God bless them. 3. I was not dishonorably kicked out of the Army or Marines or even the Cub Scouts, I served and returned to civilian life. My records are easily found online and infact I was involved in local politics so if that had happened it would be all over more sites than Ron Mailahns photos. Mr Mailahn or Sgt Major Gunnery sir or whatever he refers to himself as this week has clearly broken the law by threatening me and I would like to see that he is held accountable. I will protect your identity its only his original email I need. Please send the email to frankferris1(at)gmail(dot)com and I thank you all for your service.

  82. 82
    Spockgirl Says:

    I am baffled by the red undershirt. Why would anyone do that?

    #47 “harsment” Have to admit, that actually made me giggle.

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    NHSparky Says:

    Well, I can at least see why he was a 20-year old “graduate” of HS. More likely than not they just gave him something that said “Diploma” on it written in crayon and shoved his worthless ass out the door because they knew he’d never get past 4th grade.

    But he can dial the shit out of those 900 numbers! Hey, scooter, you know you can surf all sorts of porn online for free, right? And I know this is going to come as a real rude shock to you, but those “operators” really weren’t getting off. Matter of fact, they probably record your calls to play back later for laughs.

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    morelies Says:

    Mailman is lying again. The stolen money was never paid back.

    wonder what he used the money for? attracting high-class women liked the tied-up cow in the photos?

    Ronny, you’re a total loser. btw, how’s mommy’s apartment these days? what’s the matter, can’t afford your own place on a retired Marine salary?

    at least try and do one thing right in your miserable life and stop masquerading as a Marine. You mar the Corps and embarrass yourself

  85. 85
    Brandon B Says:

    I just posted a link to this page, Mailahn’s personal email and his Twitter profile on FB, Twitter and my website. After 10 years in the Corps, my closest friends are all Marines ;) Perhaps I’ll get sued as well.

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    TSO Says:

    Are we sure that this guy is bright enough to be declared sentient in a New Jersey court? I’ve heard of indicting a ham sandwich, but I am not sure this guy has the same intellectual fire power as the lunch.

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    NHSparky Says:

    I think he tied up the ham sandwich, TSO. Man, I may not eat solid food again for a LONG time.

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    Faik USMC SGT dats mee Says:

    Now let me tells yous guyz sumtin. Jus becauze I am from Knew Jerzee it doz knot meen I is not smart. I spent 6 yeerz in hi shcool so could bee a Mareene “1 of da phew”. I wil contack my lawyour if youz guyz dont’ stop dis!

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    Knowsthetruth Says:

    He is a Liar! He never paid back the stolen money from the little league. He is a dead beat dad who doesn’t even pay his child support. Too busy buying rope, gag balls, and duct tape for him and his girlfriend. Have you seen her? That’s a lot of rope and duct tape!

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    Ron Mailahn Says:

    You are funny x brother in law tell them the truth in oak vally nj your mom and dad had a house they lived in and one day there was a note on the door that u did not pay your bill and your mom and dad did not talk to u or your wife tell the truth Fran u just got back with them your sister got u 2 back and if u did not send the stuff how did u find out about this site ? Your such a fake fran so please take me to court I would never wast a fight on such a nobody like u I feel so bad for your son having a sad dad like u and debbie she must have been so dispert to merry a person like u tell them how u quiet a good job a septa how u and your dad hate blacks how your dad is a member of the KKK I saw the sheet when I was married to your sister a the little man showed me.what was it u called black people? Oh shads yes I might be a lot of things Fran but I like all kinds of people.

  91. 91
    cakmakli Says:

    Ron, you are really one fucked up son of a bitch.

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    NHSparky Says:

    Oh God, my fucking head hurts from trying to read that shit.

  93. 93
    Brandon B Says:

    #90 Wow, my 9 year old can write more eloquently than that.

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    TSO Says:

    I got a ton of info on him now. Or at least the background check on him. Christine M Mailahn (Mom) ****** Mailahn (Unknown) ****** * Mailahn (Daughter). Have other stuff, but not tossing it up here.

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    MCPO NYC USN(Ret.) Says:

    Hey RON … You are a Putrid Rotting Mollusk. Come to NYC right now! Look me up. I am not hard to find! I wish to conduct a full USN/USMC training session on your spineless sack of shit!

  96. 96
    Ron Mailahn Says:

    U guys wrote about me all day thank you

  97. 97
    Adam_S Says:

    Come on TSO its not nice to tease, now I feel like Ms. Piggy would probably feel if Ron showed her his rope and gag ball and then kicked her out of his mom’s basement.

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    NHSparky Says:

    You just don’t get it, do ya Ronnie? May I call you “shitbag” instead–Ronnie is just so formal.

    There comes a time where you have to grow up. Obviously you haven’t learned that lesson yet, but something tells me you’re about to experience a very steep learning curve here shortly. Enjoy.

  99. 99
    Brandon B Says:

    Already got 3 replies from Marines in Cherry Hill and Philly.

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    teddy996 Says:

    The mail man has de-fucking-livered! Sure, it’s painful to read, but god damn- I haven’t seen that much crazy packed into a single incoherent sentence since McChippendale was here. Bravo, you stupid bastard!

    Now that you’ve got us hooked, ya gotta follow these crowd-pleasing posts up with some real fireworks. Some PhotoShop work with your face over gysgt Hartman from Full Metal Jacket as proof that you served would be absolutely bomber. Or, scam a vet charity for some money. Hell, going to jail for slandering your ex brother in law would be keen. You’ve opened up the field, buddy! Now run with it!

  101. 101
    Ron Mailahn Says:

    Thank u all

  102. 102
    Flagwaver Says:

    Wow, I am out of it for a date with one of the most foul-tempered VA case workers in CONUS and I come back to this? Holy crap. I think this ass weasel is right up there with Soup Sandwich.

    If this douchenozzel does take this to court, could you provide a link to the transcript so we can laugh at the pathetic antics of this ass monkey? Ah, hell. Let’s just do it now and get it out of the way.

  103. 103
    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    Ya know the saddest thing about people like this? Even after being outted, they continue to lie and try to justify themselves. If that’s not delusional, there’s no such thing!

    I was a contract PFC, I picked up Corporal a year, almost to the day, after graduating recruit training and made Sergeant a little over a year after that. First Sergeant Corrales said if I stuck with it, I could be a GUNNY In 10 years! Gunnery Sergeant (E-7)! This asswipe can’t get his ‘rack’ right and thinks people will believe he made SgtMaj in less that 16 years?! Forkin’ Amazing!

  104. 104
    JAGC Says:

    I’m not sure “famous” is the correct word to use in describing me and a few Marines looking at your picture and just laughing at you.

  105. 105
    Ron Mailahn Says:

    Thank u all for a great day see u all tomorrow hope I’m still as famous as I am today

  106. 106
    S.G. Says:

    Ron could you send us your pic in Marpat where you’re fellating the goat? thankx

  107. 107
    morelies Says:

    he’s either a pathological liar or mentally retarded. maybe both. he tells lies so much he is starting to think they’re real.

    his parents must be so proud of him: “Our son: the lying, stealing fake Marine. Only 43 and still living with mommy. But he’s so talented: he can tie real good knots on fat, ugly women, and he tweets to pro wrestlers and celebrities as if they’re his friends”

    wonder if he has any friends? if so, are they a waste of sperm like him?

  108. 108
    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    Wow, if you consider being proved a liar and a thief in public “fame”, you’re sadder than I thought.

  109. 109
    Flagwaver Says:

    This skid mark is actually getting off on this shit. I think this is what pathetic looks like. This is a free country, so he can do this shit. However, if he had actually worn the uniform he would understand that it is not just a costume. It is purchased with blood, sweat, and tears.

    When you have had to pop the blisters on your feet after a a 20 mile ruck march because you didn’t want to miss the next day of training by going to sick call, when you have Pushed yourself past a charlie horse because you weren’t completely hydrated for a PT run but didn’t want to fall out or fail, when you have sprained your ankle multiple times in the field buy have kept on pushing yourself because your squad was counting on you, then… and only then, can you wear the uniform.

    Before that, you are nothing more than a pathetic wimp who thinks it is fun to play dress up to get attention. So, get off your ass, go out there, and do something that earns you some actual honor rather than trying to live off the honor of those who are clearly better than you.

  110. 110
    NHSparky Says:

    Flag, you’re wasting your breath, man. The only time it looks like this guy has broken a sweat was when he roped up his “sweathog” girlfriend there, or maybe when they kept him from making a fourth trip to the buffet at Golden Corral.

    All I can say is this–nobody impersonates submariners, and for that I’m eternally grateful.

    Now pardon me while I go to my “I love me!” wall and polish up my “Order of the Golden Rubber-Sucker” award. I keep that next to my first scratchy-ass Navy blanket (actually, those things come in pretty handy.)

  111. 111
    Mike D. Says:

    This guy is obviously off his meds and lacking a moral compass. Time to leave the little Valor Thief to his own devices I think. We’re just making the rubble bounce, though that can be fun.

    Dude seems to get off on the approbation.
    He’s done a full-on Chip Dillard of Omega House: “Thank you sir may I have another?!”

  112. 112
    Winning Says:

    If you are a Retired Sgt Major why are you living off of your mommy. Don’t you get a pension every month

  113. 113
    Ron Mailahn Says:

    Thank you all again I love all this (big smile)

  114. 114
    Ron Mailahn Says:

    Thank u

  115. 115
    NHSparky Says:

    Winning–because defending yourself against ripping off thousands of dollars from a girls Little League program and dialing 900 numbers (not to mention 400 yards of rope for tying up your girlfriend) ain’t cheap, my man.

    Tell me, Ron–do you get on top of her with a harpoon and go, “Thar she blows!!!”

  116. 116
    Ron Mailahn Says:

    I love this please post more I will make sure I wear my dress blues when I get married next year and I will invite all of u are all great friends

  117. 117
    Mike D. Says:

    Ima start calling these dudes “Victor Tangos”

  118. 118
    NHSparky Says:

    Married, Ron? Newsflash, bud–even in Jersey, beastiality is still illegal.

  119. 119
    Flagwaver Says:

    Well, I just hope when the ex-brother-in-law does go forward with a court case, he lets us know.

    I would wish you luck, but I only do that for friends and humans.

  120. 120
    Knowsthetruth Says:

    How pathetic is this. He wore Dress Blues to his grandmothers funeral. They are all delusional and think he was in the USMC. The apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

  121. 121
    Winning Says:

    You say that your father is a KKK member however at least he is authorized to wear his uniform unlike you. Stop deflecting the blame to others face it you are a fraud

  122. 122
    OWB Says:

    Wow! Stepped out for a few minutes and missed the attention whore’s arrival.

    Some people (even animals) are so pitiful that they would rather get negative attention than no attention at all. Looks like everyone contributed to the needy quite admirably this afternoon!

  123. 123
    Winning Says:

    Ron don’t you understand why everyone is upset you are wearing a uniform you did not earn the right to wear while deviantly molesting innocent cattle

  124. 124
    Ron Mailahn Says:

    I just sent john proff I did serve and did not lie

  125. 125
    TSO Says:

    Phones Plus 1
    Name: MAILAHN, RON Address: Phone Number: 856-655-6822 – EST Phone Type: Mobile Carrier: SPRINT SPECTRUM LP – ( CAMDEN , NJ )
    Phones Plus 2
    Name: MAILAHN, RON Address: Phone Number: 856-655-6822 – EST Phone Type: Mobile Carrier: SPRINT SPECTRUM LP – ( CAMDEN , NJ )
    Phones Plus 3
    Name: MAILAHN, RONALD Address: Phone Number: 856-858-5973 – EST Phone Type: Residential Carrier: VERIZON NEW JERSEY – ( COLLINGSWOOD , NJ )
    Phones Plus 4
    Name: MAILAHN, RONALD Address: Phone Number: 856-858-5973 – EST Phone Type: Residential Carrier: VERIZON NEW JERSEY – ( COLLINGSWOOD , NJ )

  126. 126
    TSO Says:

    Possible Criminal Records: New Jersey Court:
    Name: RONALD L MAILAHN SSN: 156-64-xxxx Address: 08107-1720 State of Origin: New Jersey DOB: 10/19/1968
    Case Number: 11004886
    Offenses: Offense #1
    Court Description: New Jersey, Camden County Court Case Number: 11004886 Court Statute: THEFT BY UNLAW TAKING-MOVE Court Disposition: CONVICTED Sentence Date: 12/09/2011 Sentence
    Jail: Probation: 3 Years Suspended Time:

  127. 127
    Brandon B Says:

    Well look at this. So now he’s in the Army.

    http://yfrog.com/z/h7lj1hcj

  128. 128
    Steadfast&Loyal Says:

    I passed this around to some Marines in my office and they were not very impressed with the attempt to fake.

    They’d seen better. Hell one Major said he’s seen recruits do a better job.

    I hope Jonn posts the proof. Should be epic.

  129. 129
    gi_janearng Says:

    Hey Ronnie, so glad you could join the party! It makes exposing you for the worthless piece of shit you are even more hilarious. Why did you hide your FB page from public view, Ron? Wonder how your girlfriend would like getting a few messages telling her what a lying scuzzbag you are? You turds are all the same, when facing the fire, you shrivel up like a sac in below zero weather. When the cops show up at your door and rip off your dress blues you never earned the right to wear, are you gonna be like the douchenozzle that had the balls to show up to my unit impersonating a Green Beret? Stand there sniveling as it’s taken from from him like the crying baby he is?

  130. 130
    Brandon B Says:

    I’m guessing his “proof” is the pic he posted on Twitter.

  131. 131
    Ron Mailahn Says:

    Yes I never lied but u guys would not listen and yes I have a record I never tried to hide it I’m not the first person to make a mistake

  132. 132
    Brandon B Says:

    Oh, so the part about 20 years in the Corps and you being a Marine SgtMaj is all true. I feel so ashamed now.

  133. 133
    gi_janearng Says:

    Let me correct that sentence for you, Ronnie, you mean you never lied, just stretched the truth one too many times til you couldn’t keep track and now you’ve been caught with your tighty whities around your ankles.

  134. 134
    Scott Says:

    You never lied? You piece of shit, what the fuck do you call prancing around in a uniform you didn’t earn, referring to yourself as a Sergeant Major? And you think that fact that you were in the army once will make all your bullshit ok? You are a sorry excuse for a man. 43, living in your mommy’s house, stealing from kids and still playing dress-up. Sorry your life sucks Ronnie, but you fucked with the wrong bull. Enjoy being famous on the internet you fucking cockholster. Anyone who googles your name henceforth will know exactly what a pathetic liar you are.

  135. 135
    Jonn Lilyea Says:

    Dimbulb sent me some pictures of a MUCH younger him in BDUs and wearing a 2d ID patch. I didn’t know that Marines wore the Army 2ID patch. He sent me a picture of a yearbook for BCT at Fort Lost-in-the-woods. I didn’t know Marines went to BCT at Leonardwood. The fact remains, even if these pictures prove anything, he’s not a sergeant major in the Marines which was our original contention. Everything on the internet says “youngest Marine sergeant major” not “oldest PV2 Army Engineer in Korea”. And I don’t know why he just doesn’t send us his DD214 – because those pictures don’t look anything like him now, so I can’t be sure if it is indeed him or not.

    Oh, he also sent me a picture of a turd in his toilet bowl, so I guess that’s some sort of proof, too.

  136. 136
    gi_janearng Says:

    @John…so the turd pic is a current snapshot of him? *shrugs*

    I saw on POWNet the updated photos…geeze, he can’t even spell his frickin’ name right! Or is that purposefully so people can’t track his lies?

  137. 137
    Marine Mustang Says:

    Hell, just based on pics alone.

    - Pic in blues has no pistol badge. All SNCO’s are all required to be pistol qualified and uniform requlations state that all badges are required to be worn on blues, including marksmanship badges (unless medals are worn). Been that way since Gen Conway was CMC.

    - Pic in blues has a missing button for fuck’s sake.

    - Pic Charlies has badges are pinned to pocket. Forget the whole 1/8″, that’s not even close to correct.

    - Ribbons are completely in the wrong order.

    - There’s no way a SgtMaj would only have 1 Good Conduct Medal.

    - No device on the Kuwait Liberation Medal (SA)

    - If someone served both during the Gulf War and GWOT, there would be a start on the National Defense Service Medal.

    - Actually, where’s the Global War on Terrorism Service Medal?

    - Red shirt under Charlies.

    - Hash marks don’t correlate to the amount of time served.

  138. 138
    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    WOW! Things have really changed since I was in. We had active divisions 1, 2 & 3 and division 4 was the Marine Reserves. The closest thing we had was the 2nd Marine Division. Oh, and we didn’t wear patches. The only thing that identified us was the Eagle Globe and Anchor on the left breast pocket on your utilities or on the lapels of your dress green blouse or on the collar of your blues. Geeze, all he needs is the Air Force and the Navy and he’ll have hit for the cycle!?

  139. 139
    Cakmakli Says:

    Please God, don’t let this dip shit to have served in my beloved Army.

  140. 140
    NHSparky Says:

    Yat–don’t give him any ideas. Christ, all we need now is him showing up wearing a Budweiser or other shiny trinket.

  141. 141
    NHSparky Says:

    TSO–think his probation officer might like to know about this? Just a guess they might…

  142. 142
    Jonn Lilyea Says:

    On the name thing, TSO’s PI found him under nine different spellings of his name and middle initials. I’m sure there’s some intentional deceit involved. But then, with my name, you’ll probably find me under a few variations, too.

  143. 143
    Brandon B Says:

    So now he’s claiming to have first served in the Army and then to have transferred to the Marines. This is just getting better and better.

  144. 144
    NHSparky Says:

    Oaklyn–that’s right next to Cherry Hill, isn’t it? Seems to me that Old Trooper remembers one of our favorite phonies lived there, didn’t h?

  145. 145
    NHSparky Says:

    Jonn–true, but an Intelius search is also going to come up with a lot of other stuff too. Like I said, this is pretty good, and definitely worthy of mention to his Probation Officer.

  146. 146
    Brandon B Says:

    Here’s another profile of his which claims 14 years on the Army reserve.

    http://www.gisearch.com/id66270

  147. 147
    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    @140 NHSparky, my cold Bud light is now in my lap! And my nose is burning like a mofo!? Thanks bro. LOL

  148. 148
    Winning Says:

    Looks like Ronnie is choking his little soldier while watching Heartbreak Ridge and Full Metal Jacket

  149. 149
    more lies Says:

    on and on—he has no shame. or honor (obviously). dude, you’ve been caught. give it up—your feeble attempts to keep the lie going are pathetic!!

    notice he doesn’t dispute that he really DIDN’T pay the embezzled funds back–a couple of phone calls proved that!! his best defense? well, it was ONLY 9K, not 12K, so I’m a fucking hero!

    God, i feel really sorry for wife/daughter. can you imagine the shame? i assume they’re truly human and feel shame. he is so fucking worthless he has no shame. pitiful bastard

  150. 150
    Winning Says:

    So let’s do the math. Ronald is 43the years old. He graduated high school at age 20. He served 14years in the Army reserve and 16 in the USMC. You stupid fuck you would be at least 50years old .Guess that 20years of public education didn’t make you proficient in math.

  151. 151
    Brandon B Says:

    Guess he never took the Math for Marines MCI ;)

  152. 152
    Marine_7002 Says:

    HOLY SCREAMING EAGLE SHIT. Good thing I wasn’t drinking anything when I saw some of these posts (just got done reading all 108 that were posted since the last time I was here). I’d have drowned the keyboard.

    I went to my parents’ house yesterday, stayed overnight, didn’t check emails before I left their house this afternoon. I arrived back at home plate this evening, and now I’m reading “War and Peace” on this thread.

    Bird Turd (or BT, AKA Ronnie boy) sent me three emails with his purported “proof” of his service.

    @135 Jonn, one was the yearbook-type pic that is already on his pownetwork.org page, probably the same one he sent you. I also spotted the difference in spelling of the name in the yearbook (“Mailaln” compared to BT’s spelling, “Mailahn”), and the fact that the face of “Mailaln” in the yearbook is NOT shown in that pic.

    He also sent me a face pic of him wearing a garrison cover and sun glasses (he has “Dumbo” ears, by the way, if that’s really him…he would need air traffic control clearance to take off if a high wind hit him).

    Jonn, I’ll forward it to you if you want it.

    The third pic is of a jacket with a big Marine Corps emblem on the back of it, draped over a chair in front of a table with some fast food and some other shit on it (the table). Jonn, if you want that one also, let me know.

    In two of the emails, he says “Proof” or “Proof I served.” Uh huh. Riiiiiiiiighhht.

    Of course, BT didn’t send me a DD-214 or anything resembling it. Guess he’s still trying to figure out how to doctor it up.

    Wonder if Chuck and Mary have forwarded all of that shit to the FBI already. This’d be an easy one for the G-men.

    Semper Fi
    John

  153. 153
    Winning Says:

    Ronald were you always a retard or did you work really hard at becoming

  154. 154
    Liam B. Says:

    Ronald Mailahn Says:
    February 8th, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    I love this please post more I love your making. Me famous.

    Ron Mailahn Says:
    February 8th, 2012 at 7:07 pm
    Yes I never lied but u guys would not listen and yes I have a record I never tried to hide it I’m not the first person to make a mistake

    ok buddy–

    1) I suppose given your illustrious lifestyle, this is probably the most attention you’ve received since being rejected as an abortion candidate. However, this doesn’t make you famous, it re-affirms that you are other a) suffering from some untreated mental disorder (if this is it, seek therapy) or b) a shit.

    2) Though EXTREMELY unlikely, there could be some truth to some small part of your claims to service. Especially given the criteria for making that kind of rank. Maybe the USMC has some different rules of accession than the USA, but I highly doubt FELON is on the list of criteria for a MC promotion board.

    3) During a break today, I passed these pics around the orderly room, and the consensus was, after much deliberation that ass-hat was an improper description and that crotch-cricket was more suiting, and more amusing.

    4) BTW a USMC buddy informed me that like all the other uniformed services a SGM must have at a minimum an associates degree, but to accomplish the impossible and get picked up as young as you claim, would have to at least have a lengthy valorous combat service record and a bachelor’s degree. Your stinky grammar would certainly prove otherwise.

    5) Those disastrous attempts at uniforms are icing on the cake. LMAO! you are most definitely J A MACBETH Qualifyed dude!

    So enjoy the attention while you get it. Us military types will enjoy giving you what you deserve, but remember, Stolen Valor is enforceable again, and impersonating an officer or official of the Fed is a felony…you may be looking forward to another tour as favorite felon of the year.

    HOO-AH!

  155. 155
    Winning Says:

    You guys should all be ashamed of yourselves. Ronald Mailahn is a national hero. He stole the money from those children to fund his mission to kill Bin Laden.

  156. 156
    TSO Says:

    He made 1 mistake, but has 9 liens against him in courts from 1996 to 2006. Want to dispute those as well Marine?

    This one had to hurt:
    Filing Number:
    DC-002194-2006
    Filing Type: CIVIL SUIT
    Location: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART S
    tate: NJ Original Filing Date: 1/31/2006
    Amount: $9,452
    Debtor Name: MAILAHN, RONALD JR Debtor SSN: 156-64-xxxx
    Debtor Address: [redacted]
    Creditor: MIKE MEGLINO

  157. 157
    509th Bob Says:

    @12 Keep WRITING, I love your books!

    I don’t know who called him TURD-BURGLAR above, but THAT must his name in the next year’s phony vets contest!

    I think I want to be General Wang, but I think TSO might be offended.

  158. 158
    Redacted1775 Says:

    I say he makes it to at least the fecal four. Dumbasses that make a special appearance here to eliminate any doubt of their stupidity always get my vote.

  159. 159
    more super heroes Says:

    Turd-Burglar = any undesirable purveyor and thief of fresh turd like material from its dz.

    Almost called a nose picking private that this morning….then remembered newer kinder army and a certain special “SGM” and had to stop myself!

    @ 157 509th? as in 1/509th ABN INF @ JRTC? Rockin unit! Got some high speed training from them while stationed down there..while i was still a POG…one of the many reasons I went 11B!

  160. 160
    NHSparky Says:

    TSO–is that the “Lightning Mike” I’m thinking of?

    If so, that was a whole bag full of stoopid right there.

  161. 161
    Nicki Says:

    Damn you, TSO! I looked! My eyes have just been permanently burned out of my head! I hate you! Why did you tell me not to look????????????

  162. 162
    Nicki Says:

    BTW – I’m highly disturbed that there’s any being that sports any form of vagina that would allow this retarded fucknozzle’s needle dick near her! Worse yet… it reproduced?????

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

  163. 163
    UpNorth Says:

    Nicki, it didn’t reproduce, someone had it in for him.

  164. 164
    Nicki Says:

    *shudder*

    I’m still mad at TSO!

  165. 165
    509th Bob Says:

    MSH @159: 1st of the 509th, but in Vicenza, Italy.

  166. 166
    Marine_7002 Says:

    I raised hell with him about the stuff he emailed to me (see @152). He wrote back this morning to say,

    “Last time I will ask u this leave me alone I’m at work and this couls xost me my job”

    That made me wonder if word was getting around about his misdeeds and he was getting heat for them. So I replied, “What do you mean by ‘this’? What could cost you your job?”

    His reply:

    “I’m not allowed to text I could lose my job”.

    And yes, I did write him and tell him,

    “Sigh…well, you dumb shit, if that’s the case, DON’T REPLY UNTIL YOU GET OFF WORK!!! You just proved you are NOT a SgtMaj. You’re too dumb to even be a private. Where did you get your high school diploma or GED, out of a Crackerjack box?”

    Words fail me. No, the entire English Language…words, grammar, all of it fails me.

  167. 167
    Brandon B Says:

    Just got this from him after having emailed him.

    —–
    Please don’t email me again I will fwd any emails to my attorney I’m done with u people have a nice day
    Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
    —–
    Think that’s going to stop me? I’m shaking in my boots.

  168. 168
    TSO Says:

    I love this phantom attorney of his who is no doubt charging him only to inform him that he is in-fact intellectually deficient. He keeps threatening people with legal action without a cause of action, and then accuses people of harrassing him.

    Newsflash dillweed, you’ve become a public person by virtue of illegal behavior and attempting to engage on the blog, you weren’t chosen at random. When you engage in illegal activity you can’t resort to just saying “go away or I will sue.”

    I really hope this numbnuts sues, but not a one of these guys has ever done so. It’s almost embarassing.

  169. 169
    Scott Says:

    Of course he can’t text at work. You drop a phone in the fryer and it ruins the whole batch!

  170. 170
    Brandon B Says:

    It’s hard to text and tie knots at the same time.

  171. 171
    anonymous Says:

    Unfortunately, I know this idiot and he doesn’t even have a job!!!!!!!

  172. 172
    thank you all Says:

    I just wanted to chime in here and tell you that he does NOT have a job!!! and he does not pay any of his bills or support his child like he should

  173. 173
    Jonn Lilyea Says:

    Yet he has a cell phone with which he can alternately tell us to keep making him famous and to stop bothering him.

  174. 174
    OWB Says:

    What did y’all do to this poor lad – interrupt his watching a porn movie???

  175. 175
    UpNorth Says:

    Assurance and Safe-Link, Jonn. I’m sure that’s how all those homeless folks in the pictures with FLOTUS got their phones. Free phones, except that everyone pays with hidden costs and fees.

  176. 176
    thank you all Says:

    I also would like to Thank each and everyone of you that has truly served our fine country for all that you sacrificed for us. I have a brother that is in the service and I know first hand what you all give up to do your job. It makes me sick when an idiot for lack of a better word to use thinks that just by saying that he did something it means that he did. A very good friend of our and my brother both were over seas and came home with more battle scares then what you see on the surface. It breaks my heart to know just a little of what you all have gone through and still are and will be for dealing with for the rest of your life. This moron thinks that he was a Marine and never has been. I say Ron why don’t you just come clean with your self and everyone else an tell the truth…. as the saying goes “THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE”

  177. 177
    Jonn Lilyea Says:

    Yeah, well, UpNorth, he’s got a Blackberry and using RIM’s network.

  178. 178
    NHSparky Says:

    See Ronny–you’re all butt-hurt now for being outed and you keep coming back for more, but when you slowly figure out that you dun goofed and you have the cyber police backtracing your ass, it’s already too late.

    Like I said, your PO might like hearing about this.

    And here I thought you would have used your “safe word” or whatever the fuck ya’ll use by now.

  179. 179
    usmc89PI Says:

    Ron, I must say that your handling of this situation surprises me. You have to be 100% retarded to believe that you are a SgtMaj in the Marine Corps. So some part of your lowly existance must tell you that you’re a complete bag of shit. Why would you come on here to defend what we know is a complete lie? I would like to go to your wedding next year, and what will likely be your 350 lb Male bride at the federal prison that you will be stationed at. Everybody does make mistakes like you said! Now get up off you retarded ass and walk upstairs and ask your Parents why they mad the mistake of bumping uglies back in 1968. I think even your mom wishes you were a blow job. You fucking retarded failed abortion!!!! sincerly, Jeff

  180. 180
    Brandon B Says:

    #179 I just fell out of my chair at that one.

  181. 181
    David Says:

    Interesting. I’ll have been in 12 years this May and I have more medals than he does. I have yet to see an E9 with less than 6 racks.

  182. 182
    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    @ 181 David, I hear ya. I was a golden boy on the fast track and our 1st Shirt said is was ‘possible’ for me to make Gunny in 10 years. Bn SgtMaj Meza said I could ‘possibly’ make SgtMaj in TWENTY years. Mind you I was an AJ squared away hard charger and it was only ‘possible’ I could be an E-9 in 20 years.

    I’d like to go to this $h!t birds wedding only to tear those blues, with the missing button, off of his phony a$$ and cram the down his phony throat.

  183. 183
    Patrick0321 Says:

    Hmmmm very interesting.
    Hey if you are going to fake at least do your research first. 1) red t under charlies hmmm must be new Corps 2) your fruit salad is out of whack. other items are obviously wrong.
    Ever hear of stolen valor?
    I tell you what, I’ve been out of the Corps for awhile and would love to buy you a drink at our VFW and catch up on your new Corps and adventures. I’m sure it would be very interesting. I’ll even buy.

  184. 184
    anonymous Says:

    He is a waste of life. He has NO job, and he is going to marry this amazon and live with his mother?! He is a lazy ass, a cheat, and a liar. It makes me ill.

  185. 185
    NHSparky Says:

    And Ronnie–don’t mind that loud noise as the door locks shut behind you–they just want to make sure they can express their “appreciation” uninterrupted, m’boy.

    Notice how he hasn’t been back much today? Telling, indeed.

  186. 186
    Brandon B Says:

    Anyone know if he’s actually been reported to the authorities yet?

  187. 187
    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    @186 Brandon B, I e-mailed a couple of Bro’s from that neck of the woods who said they would get in touch with local authorities to see what could be done about this a$$ wipe. Forkin’ loser!

  188. 188
    Patrick0321 Says:

    @ Bandon B I’d like to know too. I’ll take care of it if I can get more info. Hate these Basta%^ who fake to be one of us.

  189. 189
    Patrick0321 Says:

    Hey Ronnie your fate is about sealed, you have been exposed and after checking a certain website you are being reported. Instead of Semper Fi you are going to feel like you want to Semper Die. You should’ve stuck with trying to be Army. Even a certain 14 year old I know pointed out your obvious mistakes in your photos. No SNCO especially a SgtMaj would make those stupid ass mistakes. You are a total disgrace to all humanity. You arent even man enough to be a jockstrap on one of my fellow Marines. Hows it feel to be a fake, fraud and wantabe. They say imiatation is the finest form of flattery, but in your case its the finest form of shit.

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    Flagwaver Says:

    Wait, I’ve got it! His red shirt under the “Charlies” (not sure if those of us who Ain’t Real Marines Yet can use that term) is to signify that he is the SgtMaj of the Red Shirt Battalion! All the skid marks sent in to be ammo sponges!

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    Winning Says:

    What’s disturbing is what 43 year old has a myspace page

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    Winning Says:

    I have a feeling our little internet “Marine” is about to lose the freedom that many servicemen served fought and gave their lives for.

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    TSO Says:

    Anyone know how to find out who his parole officer is? I bet he would like to know that shitdick here is engaging in illegal activity (SVA).

  194. 194
    NHSparky Says:

    TSO–I’m sure a phone call to the city/county of residence in NJ would put you well on the way to finding his PO.

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    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    @190 Flagwaver, SHHH! That’s classified information! You only get the red shirt if you make SgtMaj in less than 16 years!?

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    Winning Says:

    You can contact Mark Zubricki at Camden County Probation Office. His phone number is 856-661-2601. He is a supervisor at the probation office and he might be interested in what you have to say.

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    Winning Says:

    Ronnie changed his FaceBook. He now has that he resides in Newark NJ. LIE! He is still at Mommys apartment. He took down that he is employed at the USMC. And I didnt see his SgtMajor bullshit lines out there. But he still left us his ugly ass pictures to look at.

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    RedNeckerson Says:

    Ahh Haa Haa!!!! This has been one funny read. TermLance, TAH, AND the POW Network. ronnie McFuckNugget InternetFamous!

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    RedNeckerson Says:

    P.S. I don’t know what TSO does, but don’t piss him off!

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    Jenny Says:

    Cause of you prople Ron tried to kiill himself.
    Why can u peple just leave him alone? I love him and I don’t care what he is.Ass long as I am with him. Yes he is tough but this just put him over the edge.Please leave my Boyfriend alone .and like I said howp u are all happy with yourself.
    Jenny

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    Jonn Lilyea Says:

    So suicide is another thing he’s failed at?

  202. 202
    Jenny Says:

    Cause of you prople Ron tried to kiill himself.
    Why can u peple just leave him alone? I love him and I don’t care what he is.Ass long as I am with him. Yes he is tough but this just put him over the edge.Please leave my Boyfriend alone .and like I said how u are all happy with yourself.
    Jenny

  203. 203
    Jonn Lilyea Says:

    Yeah, Jenny we did it to him. Let me see here, he choose to put on a uniform he didn’t earn, and now he’s choosing suicide (I seriously doubt it, actually) so how is it our fault? In fact if you read through the comments above, he was encouraging us to write more stuff about him. You should see my email inbox.

    What could you possibly love about a guy with no job who owes money everywhere, doesn’t pay his child support and posts pictures of you tied-up on the internet where everyone can see them (and not un-see them)? Do you think you have a future with him living in his Mom’s basement? How low is your self-esteem?

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    Old Trooper Says:

    @199: Red, TSO is the New Media Director at the American Legion National headquarters and a lawyer.

    @Jenny: I don’t think Mailman tried to kill himself. If he was so ditraught over what was being said on here; why did he say he loved all the attention? He’s the one that said we were making him famous, well, infamous, perhaps, but you get my meaning. Ron is his own worst enemy. If he didn’t play dress up and claim that he was a billy badass, then we wouldn’t be having this discussion. He’s not tough, he’s a walking, talking dick with ears. If he really wanted to straighten his dumbass out, then he would unfuck himself and work at regaining his self respect. That starts by admitting that you have been a jerkweed and moving forward. Attempting to take yourself deep, if he actually did try, isn’t the way to go about it.

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    Jonn Lilyea Says:

    By the way, Jenny, guess you’re using his phone since it shows the same RIM IP address. Either that or it’s the inveterate liar himself trying imitate his chubby mate.

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    Jenny Says:

    How could u people be so cold a man tried to end his life last night and all u can do is make jokes? Don’t u have any compassion? You all say bad things about him u don’t even know him. he is warm loving carrying man who I love with all my heart enough is enough now. You brought his personal info to this not bad end people called with death threats one of the reasons he did what he did last night. Let me ask you all this have u never made a mistake? Well if you have no u be the first ones to cast that stone.

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    Jonn Lilyea Says:

    Yeah, I’ve made mistakes, but I’ve never posted them on the internet. By the way, I don’t believe he tried to commit suicide, and I don’t believe that you’re Jenny. This is just another futile and insultingly unbelievable deception by Ronnie Mailman.

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    Ron Mailahn Says:

    Hey guys, just letting you know that I am a coward ass motherfucker who doesn’t have the balls to do anything worth while in my life.

    PS- I touch boys.

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    thank you all Says:

    @ Jonn I was just going to say that it was not Jenny sending those messages it was Ronnie him self. I know for a fact that he is telling her the same lies that he has posted on every site he has ever been on. Jenny also lives with her mom with no job and is suppose to be unable to work so she is collecting Social Security Disability . I wonder if the people of Social Security would like to see the pictures of her all tied up and feeling no pain but work is not something she can do ???

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    Jenny Says:

    No I have his phone they won’t let him have it in the hospital. And u ask why I love him cause I do. Yes we like bondage no crime in it a lot of people do and hide it we don’t. I know times are hard on him Then never hide one think I know what he did and maybe he is not lying or maybe he is. I don’t care I love it no matter what’s told me about this site today so that’s is why I’m using his phone (plus I don’t have mine with me. So know you all know how I feel on this and again him talking a bunch of pills last night was tour fault I hope your all happy u ruin a good man who tries his best to do the right Thing.

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    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    Jenny, he took honor that is mine! I spent the 13 weeks at MCRD, San Diego and EARNED the right to wear my blues, with all the buttons. I EARNED the right to wear what pathetic little salad I have. I EARNED the title United Staes Marine! He didn’t.

    No one made him buy those blues and wear then improperly. No one made him make a ‘rack’ so messed up that it would take three Gunnies and two Privates a week to figure it out. No one made him make those outlandish claims that REAL Marines know are total BS. Look at #182, I had an impeccable SRB, ask little ronnie what that is, an unblemished record and a great reputation within our battalion and it was only “possible” I could make Sergeant Major in 20 years.

    Unfortunately Jenny, he brought this on himself and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let him dishonor real Marines, past, present and to come. Am I happy with myself? You bet I am! That he tried the cowards way out only shows what he really is.

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    OWB Says:

    Fraud is not a “mistake.”

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    Jenny Says:

    Don’t bring me into this u can belive what u want I’m jenny I was trying to see if you proplr had a heart. U don’t and I told Ron not to ever come on this site again I know I won’t.May God have mercy for you cause u all need it.

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    Patrick0321 Says:

    I think Jenny is really ronnie. The only real thing he is, is a real loser. Now he’s posing as a woman (jenny). Or is he really posing as a woman, I suspect that he should’ve put a WM’s uniform on instead. BUT he doesnt even have half of what it takes to be a WM.
    If Jenny is real, she’s got to be a hell of a loser being with him. I mean come on, she would know he’s a freaking fake and stays with him.
    Hey Ronnie, nice try but I dont even think you have the balls to kill yourself.
    As to the “mistake” a mistake is something that happens once not repeatedly. You bought the uniform, you wore it wrong, you made statements, you posted on numerous sites, etc…
    I tell you what, come on over to my house Ronnie boy and I will give you a good class on how to properly wear my uniform that I and others have earned the real way. As a matter of fact, I will invite a bunch of my fellow Marines over and we will show you how its done properly.
    BTW, if you really did try to kill yourself, I guess you are a failure at that too. I am willing to instruct you on the proper way to do that too. (See “”Jenny”" I am a very kind, helpful and compassionate person, I am willing to help your true love out so that he can be successful at something).
    Hey Ronnie Boy, send me a copy of your DD-214 and we can clear this all up. Hell email me all your information (DOB, SSN etc.. and I will clear your name for you also send me your ST1 file too lol)
    Semper Fake

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    Marine_7002 Says:

    Ronnie: c’mon, you’re so full of shit and you don’t even recognize how transparently and obvious your lies are. Just the way you write, pretending to be “Jenny”, gives you away…that, and the fact that “Jenny” is using your phone.

    Also, “Jenny’s” posts have the same look and feel to them as your posts. You can’t express a logical, rational thought to save your life…one minute you’re posting multiple times, telling us to have compassion for him, the next minute you’re telling us not to bring you into this. C’mon, just fess up and admit you’re lying about everything, including pretending to be Jenny and attempting suicide.

    Ronnie boy, you started this by exposing yourself to ridicule and censure with your photos and lies about serving as a Marine. You are so low in self-esteem that you had to spread yourself all over the internet, hoping to get attention. Well, TOYOTA…you asked for it, you got it. Upset because it’s not the kind of attention you were looking for? Tough shit.

    By the way there, bird turd, where’s that DD-214 you promised me?

  216. 216
    NHSparky Says:

    Taking pills, “Jenny”? Come on now, any self-respecting Marine who tried to off himself would have suck-started a .45, done it right. So if you are in fact the girlfriend (which I highly doubt) why are you with this fucking loser if you aren’t in fact a loser yourself? Rationalizing and jistifying someone else’s bad behavior ain’t exactly rational.

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    Marine_7002 Says:

    @213 Hey, Leatherneck,

    He promised me a copy of his DD-214 two days ago, so maybe he’s still trying to figure out how to doctor one up to make it look like he served. Given that he doesn’t know how to spell, I’d say it’ll take him a while longer.

  218. 218
    Steadfast&Loyal Says:

    this is awesome.

    This soap opera is better then Downton Abbey!!

  219. 219
    Old Trooper Says:

    @209: How dare you claim that his fuckups are our fault! Typical whiney crybaby shit that is right there. “It’s everyone elses fault I’m a fucking moron that’s terminally stuck on stupid”

    Am I happy? Happy about what? That he was embarrassed that he was outed about his made up bullshit? That he couldn’t put together a proper uniform to save his ass? That you and he (one in the same, I suspect) feel that it’s somehow our fault that he couldn’t even take himself deep without fucking it up? Spitting on the honorable service of Marines that have earned their place and getting caught and verbally abused for it does make me happy. Very happy.

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    Flagwaver Says:

    We do have a heart, but you are treating him as an innocent. Though, I must ask, which part did he attempt suicide over? Was it the comments he was receiving over his Stolen Valor act or was it when things got real and his Parole Office number was posted and called with the felony charges related to them?

    If you encourage behavior, you cannot be held innocent if the behavior gets out of hand. You cannot claim to be an innocent if you encourage people to assault you, not that we have. In fact, he did not even have to post here, but he did.

    As for God having mercy on me, He did. When I was caught in an IED blast, He saw fit to only give me a screwed up knee that needed replacement and healed me of the moderate internal injuries I received. Otherwise, He blesses me and the rest of the military by giving us the opportunity to provide freedom for people like you and your boyfriend to do what you wish, even if it is stealing the honor you do not earn. I pray every day that He bless my brothers and sisters in uniform.

    Tell me, when was the last time you prayed? When was the last time old Ron prayed? I ask God forgiveness for my past transgressions, when is Ron going to ask forgiveness for stealing the honor that I and my fellow brothers and sisters in uniform have earned?

    You cannot blame us for him not having the intestinal fortitude to accept his thirty lashes. He did what he did with full knowledge that it was false and fraudulent. So, you should look to his sins as the cause of his suicide attempt rather than those you perceive are ours.

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    usmc89PI Says:

    So let me get this straight….He failed at suicide, failed at pretending to be a Hog called Jenny and failed to show his dd214. Sounds like an epic failure to me.

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    NHSparky Says:

    Hang on guys. When he figures out that we’re not buying the girlfriend and suicide attempt bullshit, someone pretending to be his “lawer” will show up threatening to sue us all.

    Memo to Ronnie: don’t bother, already been tried–see Sealy McChippendale. Although if I could charge you $250-300/hour billable time to sit on a blog and tell people I’m gonna sue them because my shitbag client can’t play phony-assed Marine anymore, where do I sign up? Beats the 15-hour night I put in last night and then coming back for another 12 tonight.

    Yeah, Ronnie. Go ahead. Piss me off. Pretty fucking please. I’m beggin ya.

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    usmc89PI Says:

    I think Jenny and Ron had the same English teacher, they both spell like they are profoundly retarded.

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    Flagwaver Says:

    Oh, also… Statistically speaking, trying to kill yourself with pills is a predominantly female form of suicide.

    Males typically use bullets.

    So, what does this tell you?

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    teddy996 Says:

    I’m impressed. The Mailman is working combinations now, setting up his big posts with jabs from Jenny “Square Knot” Craig instead of just loading up single-shot bombs.

    Keep it up champ, and keep working those combos. Keep that fire in your belly.

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    Steadfast&Loyal Says:

    @22

    before the “lawer” we will get his mom.

    I am betting on his mom. Any takers?

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    Marine_7002 Says:

    Ronnie: I’ve had a change of heart. I feel your pain. I want to help. I can completely understand your quest for sympathy, and you obviously are not going to get it from the cold-hearted, callous, unforgiving people who inhabit this blog.

    So…I will be more than happy to help you find it.

    Just look in the dictionary between “shit” and “syphilis.”

    (If you need help with the spelling and finding the right page in the dictionary, just let me know. I’m here for you.)

  228. 228
    NHSparky Says:

    If “mommy” comes in, bonus points for originality. Zero points for actually accomplishing anything. Jesus, the laughs today are mile-a-minute. Yo, Ronnie! I thought you said you weren’t allowed to post from work!

  229. 229
    usmc89PI Says:

    So I am bored, and called the 3 closest hospitals in the area, surprised I am not, no Ronnie….

  230. 230
    thank you all Says:

    the point will go to him bringing his dead dad in to the picture like he did not to long ago to get out of paying a football league money that he owes them !

  231. 231
    TSO Says:

    Failed phony marine, failed marriage, failed suicide. This dude needs some serious help. Ron, there are more effective ways to kill yourself than overdowing on Flintstone vitamins.

    (No chance he tried to kill himself, just another lie intended to prey on our compassion. Which might have worked, if I had any compassion for a douche who tried to steal honor from those who earned it.)

  232. 232
    Winning Says:

    Jenny did you and fraud man have the same English teacher because your poor grammar and kindergarten level spelling are identical

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    Scott Says:

    This is not the mentality of a suicidal person:

    http://i.imgur.com/WA0s1.png

    Unless maybe his PO called in the interim and told him he was headed up the creek for his fraudulent shenanigans, in which case, that’s his own goddamn fault for engaging in said fraud. This isn’t a fucking joke Jenny. Many of us, including me, have known people who have suffered or died to have the right to wear that uniform, and Ronnie thinks he can just throw it on, on a whim and prance around telling people he’s a dyed-in-the-wool hardass. Fuck that. He made his choice to be a liar and a fraud, he stole a title that he had no right to, and if he’s now upset that someone called him out on it, too fucking bad. You sowed the wind, you reap the whirlwind motherfucker.

  234. 234
    exwife Says:

    Enough is enough whomever is hiding behind the name of Jenny. Stop your lying shit. I have talked to Ron today and he is perfectly fine and has his phone. I am his exwife and mother to his daughter. So bitch shut the hell up and trying to make it look like these people caused something he did not. Pretending something like that is just as bad and I will not tolerate it.

  235. 235
    TSO Says:

    I was run-ning Jenny.

    Thanks ex-wife. He or his GF could say water was wet and I would still seek to verify.

  236. 236
    usmc89PI Says:

    exwife, when you talked to Ron he was busy typing as Jenny, at least he knows that he should douse himself with gas and go play with a flint!

  237. 237
    Old Tanker Says:

    TSO

    Wasn’t Forrest the first youngest Master Gunnery Sergeant?

  238. 238
    Patrick0321 Says:

    @ Old Tanker,
    HAHAAHA at least Forrest could pull it off correctly. HAHAAHA

  239. 239
    Ron Mailahn Says:

    This is the last time I post on your sad website you old men have nothing better to do then post shit about me and my family . I can’t stop what’s posted here but I will not read this shit. My last 2 words are FUCK YOU!!

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    teddy996 Says:

    @239- Last words? Just make sure you look in the mirror when you pull the trigger. Stare that fucker down, like on the Deer Hunter.

  241. 241
    TSO Says:

    Ron, my man, where are the threats of legal action? Come on dude, cowboy up with some fake legal shit.

    Also, your date of birth is 10/19/68, making you older than me. In fact, your SSN 156-64-xxxx was issued in New Jersey before many of our readers were born.

    Looking forward to talking to your parole officer on Monday. :)

  242. 242
    0311 Says:

    Hi Ron. Congratulations on your miraculous recovery from your “suicide attempt”. I sincerely hope your PO gets this information, and sends your lying, thieving, pathetic ass to jail to spare society the burden of your presence for at least a while. You truly are the dumbest sack of shit we’ve had the displeasure of seeing come here and attempt to justify his actions, and that’s saying something considering that Kyle Barwan and Angelo Otchy both made appearances.

    43 years old, and mommy’s basement and a closet full of pretend honor to show for it. Impressive life you’ve led. Run along, scooter.

  243. 243
    usmc89PI Says:

    Apologize……..then go out to the garage , start your moms car, take a few deep breaths and your pain and embarassment will go away. I will assume you will take my advice when we no longer see your posts’! /

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    TSO Says:

    Also, you could stop what is posted here with one email with your DD214 attached. One that shows you being a SGM.

  245. 245
    Nichevo Says:

    Ronbo,
    As a someone from NJ currently downrange, I would like to thank you and people like Steve “Come At Me Bro” Jordan for being the face of NJ’s Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines. Instead of names like Jorge Oliveira and Ryan Doltz among (sadly) many others, the milblogging community knows of NJ only because of people like you. Thanks for that. Really. I appreciate it.

  246. 246
    Old Tanker Says:

    Ron,
    A good friend of mine just made Master Gunnery Sergeant, he would LOVE to meet you. And ya, he’s older than you. He’s 48 and would enjoy stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry…..

  247. 247
    Brandon B Says:

    As a father of three, I can’t help but be saddened for his daughter. Can you imagine the shame and ridicule that she is going to be surrounded with as people discover who her father is?

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    Flagwaver Says:

    #244. If he does that, I’d even serve myself up a piece of crow and apologize. Well, either that or laugh my ass off at the poor forgery of an official federal document that will send him to pound-you-in-the-arse federal prison.

    Then again, if your 214 did pan out to be legit, I am sure that every swingin’ one of us would apologize. Though, I kinda doubt that you have that kind of action anywhere within you.

    Enjoy ridding your hog while you can… soon, you’ll be the one in the knots.

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    TSO Says:

    No way a man this illiterate ever made it up the ranks. No chance. So, I won’t even look for crow.

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    NHSparky Says:

    Hey, Ron? How many prison jokes you know? I got one for ya:

    Ron goes to prison, and his cellmate is 350-lbs of mean motherfucker named (of course) Bubba. Cowering in the corner, scared shitless, Ron knows he’s in deep shit.

    “Hey, new guy!” says Bubba. “I got a question for you! Since we’re gonna be here a while, I need to know now, right off the bat…you play the mommy or the daddy?”

    Suddenly put at ease, Ron straightens up, and say, surprisingly calm and confident, “Why, I’m the daddy!”

    “You are, huh?” replies Bubba. “Then get your ass over here and suck momma’s dick!”

  251. 251
    usmc89PI Says:

    2 words… Protective Custody

  252. 252
    Redacted1775 Says:

    If mailman’s such a tard and can’t even succeed at killing himself he should seek assistance and jump in front of an 18 wheeler doing 90 MPH.

  253. 253
    NHSparky Says:

    Redacted–he’s got several Interstates and the NJ Turnpike within spitting distance of his home. The fact he hasn’t even been successful at that gives rise to the, “fucking up a wet dream” expression.

    I’m still making bank that “mommy” shows up sooner or later. I don’t think he’ll do the “lawer” trick since I explained to him someone already tried that one.

  254. 254
    Brandon B Says:

    If anyone is interested, this is his mother: https://www.facebook.com/cmailahn

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    more super heroes Says:

    Ron Mailahn Says:
    February 10th, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    This is the last time I post on your sad website you old men have nothing better to do then post shit about me and my family . I can’t stop what’s posted here but I will not read this shit. My last 2 words are FUCK YOU!!
    —-
    Youngest SGM, USMC….you have several years on me….just turned 30 a few months ago…so please do pay homage to the [mine's legit btw] screaming eagle on my right sleeve….wait…never-mind…don’t want your retardation anywheres near that….

    and yes…as i said before…you are and always will be….TURD-BURGLAR IN CHIEF….so carry on with your bad self and don’t get caught pilfering the poop jackass!

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    Susan Says:

    After reading Ron/Jenny’s posts, all I can say is I am glad that though that kind of stupid may be hereditary, it is generally not contagious.

  257. 257
    NHSparky Says:

    Sadly, Susan, his type has more time to procreate, and we’re usually the ones picking up the tab–this guy is a prime example of Idiocracy in action.

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    usmc89PI Says:

    I love torturing turds like this, but please dont harass his mother Brandon, and I usually go overboard on things, also good job torturing the doucher!

  259. 259
    Brandon B Says:

    Was just meant to provide info incase his “mother” begins posting. I sincerely hope that she’s not dragged through the mud because of her idiot son.

  260. 260
    Ron Mailahn Says:

    I never disrespected the uniform. I always hung up my blues and laid my cover on the night table before tying up and molesting cattle. Well once I forgot and her hoof caught my jacket and pulled off a button. But I have earned the prestigious title Sgt Major cattle porker. She looks hot with nipple clamps on all six of her utters.

  261. 261
    NHSparky Says:

    ROFL, “Ron”. Good thing I had no beverage near the monitor.

    This guy is going to rival Soup Sandwich for sheer stupidity and entertainment value.

    Well, okay–maybe not QUITE that much, but damn it’s good.

  262. 262
    more super heroes Says:

    lmfao! and more from the barnyard bruiser….yeehaww!

  263. 263
    NHSparky Says:

    Someone needs to tell our Jersey rodeo clown that if he breaks the rope before she gets out of the chute, that’s a ten-second penalty.

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    Colleen Harding Says:

    Ok, I am friends with (exwife)

    Ron, you are a total assclown. You look like you’ve been run over by those short buses that rejected you. You are a moron, no one believes your lies, and you are a twisted cow. Your ‘teef’ are all jacked up.
    Is this harassment if it is proven fact? GOOD. I DARE YOU to go tell your ‘lawer’ You know your PO is after you for back child support since your car sale days have met their demise. Maybe a call into him about how you are harrassing people online and posing as a member of the Marines might intrigue him to revoke your probation.

    AND PS TARD; YOU DIDNT PAY A DIME OF THAT MONEY BACK TO YOUR DAUGHTERS LITTLE LEAUGE. EVER. You are the epitome of a dead beat dad, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Get a job instead of playing WWE on playstation all day. LOSER.
    Didn’t you steal your moms credit card a couple of years ago?

    *steps off soapbox*

    Everyone else- good for you for giving this tart a dose of common sense. Seems like his mommy is now the only one that doesn’t know this facade is not real.
    Thanks for serving this great country!

  265. 265
    NHSparky Says:

    Just. Fucking. WOW.

  266. 266
    Aroberts Says:

    Holy bat shit man. And I thought the interesting part was over with.

  267. 267
    NHSparky Says:

    This thread is heading for 400 posts by Monday. Ronnie’s PO ain’t gonna know whether to shit or go blind.

  268. 268
    Stubby Says:

    Colleen, you rock! This is starting to look like an episode of “This is Your Life” for old Ron but the only prizes are shame and humilitation, but wait, he is obviously incapable of feeling shame so maybe the prizes are…?

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    that one prick Says:

    I took it upon myself to help this moron out, his address(es) are showing as BARRINGTON NJ 856-547-3189 ALSO OAKLYN NJ ALSO OAKLYN NJ 856-952-2873 ALSO E OAKLYN NJ ALSO BLACKWOOD NJ AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST CLEMENTON NJ…this douche bag that touches himself has ALOT of addresses showing, it appears that he lives with a Kelly, must be his mother, please enjoy the provided information and use it to your likings :)

  270. 270
    that one prick Says:

    here is ron’s facebook http://www.facebook.com/eagles34#!/eagles34x

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    that one prick Says:

    his last check in on feb 2nd http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bed/280337768658844
    this just shows that the collings ave oaklyn nj address is the most recent, good job mailman showing where you live on your public facebook. ill be sure to throw bricks thru your windows, Im sure I wont be the only one

  272. 272
    the ex mother in law Says:

    #269, the address you have is wrong,Please do not look for him on page ave, my daughter got rid of that POS over a year ago, kelly is the ex wife, not his mother,,, he lives with his mother in Collinswood NJ on Taylor ave,And i want to thank all the real hero’s,for keeping us safe, God Bless America,

  273. 273
    that one prick Says:

    give kelly a heads up…seems like mr mailman may be using her name for something, because its showing up at every one of his addresses…he may have credit cards in her name

  274. 274
    Flagwaver Says:

    If he tried to steal her identity, then he is so much toast for Bubba to butter. She should definitely get a credit report run ASAP. Might be a good idea to check her daughter’s credit report, too. You never can be too sure with some people.

  275. 275
    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    Uhh SGM NUNBNUTS Those are not your Blues you didn’t EARN them and you disrespected them and the Marine Corps every time you put them on. Oh yeah, it’s called a ‘blouse’ not a jacket!

    How PATHETIC!

  276. 276
    teddy996 Says:

    @264- Stick around, Ms. Harding. A few of the regulars here, like myself, just love to goad fakers and make fun of them. But some of these people here at TAH are all business, and they’ve been known to make things happen. I’ve a feeling Ron will get some sort of comeuppance for his douchebaggery.

    Thanks for your input. Welcome aboard.

  277. 277
    Old Trooper Says:

    Jeebus! A guy leaves for a half day and you miss all the drama, plus the post count goes through the roof!

    To the ex, friend of ex, and ex m-i-l; thank you for coming here and pouring some more gas on the fire. Ex-m-i-l and ex; please take into consideration what t-o-p had to say in #273, because that kind of shit happens (and I wouldn’t put it past mailman) and can ruin Kelly for years. Just take precautions.

  278. 278
    i know you Says:

    Hey Ronnie remember JC Penny. You know, where you were employed in loss prevention ( go figure) Remember using their credit card for your own twisted purposes. This is only scratching the surface.

  279. 279
    Knowsthetruth Says:

    Oh this is just scratching the surface of the many frauds of Ronnie. He went bad on student loans and his poor ex wife got stuck paying them off. He has put that poor girl thru hell with not working and sitting home playing video games while she was out trying to make a living. Now he doesnt even pay the child support that he is required to pay by law! He doesn’t deserve the title Dad!

  280. 280
    Old Trooper Says:

    @278: “He doesn’t deserve the title Dad!”

    You’re right; that’s why we gave him the proper and fitting title of douchenozzle.

  281. 281
    TSO Says:

    Anyone NOT think that Ronnie will make the Final Four in the Second Annual Stolen Valor Tournament? I mean, he and Jonathan the Impaler Sharkey have already locked up 1 seeds I would think

  282. 282
    Old Trooper Says:

    @280: I don’t know. The fakes have been coming out from under their shit piles fast and furious these days. We may get some that will push mailman off the top seed before the tourney starts, but as it stands right now, I think he has a very good chance for a #1 seed. It seems that the ones that come on here and start running their pieholes usually get a top seed. Vampira definitely helped his case for a #1 seed, so you may be right, TSO.

  283. 283
    NHSparky Says:

    Sharkey is a piker compared to this assclown.

  284. 284
    TSO Says:

    I need to go through our archives next week and see how many SVA guys we have. I bet we have almost 30 already, so this might be a 64 man tournament.

  285. 285
    teddy996 Says:

    @280- I had high hopes for him, but goddamned if the Mailman didn’t surpass them by a mile.

    I’m thinking he costs to the fecal four now. You can’t build up that much hate from your own family, co-workers, and acquaintances without having that fire, that drive to be the biggest douche in the tourney. He’s got the eye of the tiger, TSO, that’s for damn dure.

  286. 286
    Old Trooper Says:

    @284: Damn, you make a good lobbyist, because you hit the highlights of his douchenozzlery with passion and eloquence.

  287. 287
    friend of the ex's Says:

    The ex’s forgot to tell something about his moral charcater…while working at the car dealership, helped himself to a handicap placard, was caught with it, slapped on the wrist and fined. They didn’t look into his records to see if he qualified for that status. He really is the lowest form of shit there is.

  288. 288
    NHSparky Says:

    TSO…we might have enough to actually go by location…do an East Coast/West Coast kind of deal.

    Shit, NJ could be it’s own bracket, but that might not be fair to the other regions. Those guys are to SV douchebaggery what the ACC is to college hoops.

  289. 289
    TSO Says:

    @287. That last sentence is absolute gold.

  290. 290
    Hondo Says:

    I’m still kinda new here. What’s the record for comments on a single article? “Are we there yet?” (smile)

  291. 291
    Jonn Lilyea Says:

    The record is 616 comments on Obama’s failure to attend the AL’s Salute to Heroes Inauguration Ball. Soup Sandwich gets the #2 slot with 366 comments. We still get about 200 visits a day to the post on Soup 8 months after we posted it.

  292. 292
    usmc89PI Says:

    The walls are closing in on you Ron….I will be knocking on your door at 3pm today, so you better go get your pistol badge!

  293. 293
    Anonymous Says:

    He was fired from a car dealership in cherry hill for stealing money out of cars. He was the person who was only smart enough to use a bucket and rag and wash someones leftovers.
    Ron, let’s not forget how you never paid your fantasy football money either. Or how you took “your” couch after the divorce, leaving your kid with no furniture in the livingroom.
    Or how you left your wwe belt in the basement, and tried to pass it off as if you were a wrestler.
    And the amazon cow your currently with was after about ten cows that took one look at your fucked up mug and left you.
    Every week on facebook you had a new girlfriend, amazon cow is not the first person that was “special” enough to propose to…just this year.
    You’re a liar, cheat, theif and a dirtball.

  294. 294
    remember theses Ron Says:

    I think maybe Ron has bought him self a new gag ball and strap on and maybe he is to busy using them on him self to comment on here …. yes guys these were items Ron owned and forgot to take with him when he got kicke out of his house

  295. 295
    Anonymous Says:

    Ps…
    His mom lives in a one bedroom apartment. He sleeps on the recliner. I tell no lies.

  296. 296
    Winning Says:

    That’s not all that was found in the basement. How about the gag ball and the strap on they found in the basement after you moved out?

  297. 297
    Anonymous Says:

    And anonymous is me. Colleen. My blackberry isn’t displaying properly.

    I swear he tried to pass off that wwe belt as a trophy for winning a “wraslin” match. The only thing he’s managed to wrestle, is the amazon and she is just as dim as this assclown is.

  298. 298
    Exposed Says:

    Ok is there anyone Ron hasn’t stolen from?

  299. 299
    Flagwaver Says:

    Is there anyone here with the credentials to show up at his house and send him to J-I-L, jail? Perhaps, after “resisting” detainment and falling out of the car a couple of times on the freeway during “escape attempts?”

    I know it won’t pay for his daughter, or the hell he has put his ex-wife and her friends/family through, or the stolen honor of those who earned their uniforms, but damnit, it will be the right thing to do.

  300. 300
    Winning Says:

    Why the he’ll isn’t he in cuffs yet for being 8 weeks behind in child support?? Can’t pay for his child but can manage to take that moose to hotel rooms to tie her up and take disgusting pictures of her.

  301. 301
    Anonymous Says:

    All I can say is “wow” from reading this posts about this guy. He has so many issues on many different levels Dr. Phil would be even stumped to try to fix them.

  302. 302
    ex wifes friend Says:

    @298 I don’t think so…. he feels that everyone owes him the world.
    OH ya Ron by the way remember that job you had at Macy’s in loss prevention and then the day before you started they called and told you they changed their minds and did not need you?? well you can thank me for that. See I called them and filled them in on all of your court room happenings from the week before that you failed to tell them about … yes I am the one who told them about you stealing the $12,000 for the kids and how you got fired from JCPenny’s for stealing from them. Oh ya and if I could have gotten the names and numbers to the other places that hired you I would have called them also .
    OH YA Ron remember that girl that you were stalking and you were so in love with . Well I also found her number and called her and told her what a low life useless piece of shit you are. you remember you just happened to send her flowers the day that I called and when she never responded back to you and she told you that if you did not leave her alone she would call the police on you….remember Ron that is when you called your credit card company and told them that you had not ordered those flowers an that someone must have used your card. OH I could go on and on but I think the picture of what a low life you are has already been painted all to well on this site.
    All I have to say is I am so happy that your daughter takes after her mother … she is an amazingly sweet loving child … you are not a father you were just a sperm donor it takes a real man to be a father anyone can be a depositor of sperm …think about that Ron

  303. 303
    teddy996 Says:

    Oh, my… the Mailman brings his own road crew to the show! Why the hell is he posing as a vet? He gets enough well-deserved ball stompings from the civilians he’s pissed off.

    @302- Bravo, sir or ma’am. That’s quite the dick-puncher you’re packing. Keep it up.

  304. 304
    Jonn Lilyea Says:

    Hell hath no fury…

  305. 305
    Virtual Insanity Says:

    The only thing missing from this thread is the video of the camera crew at his door a la Ballduster (May he rest in Maleboge). This is better than Saturday cartoons.

  306. 306
    NHSparky Says:

    And evoking memories of Saturday morning cartoons, “What a maroon!”

  307. 307
    Ronnie Mailahn Says:

    Sticks and stones may break my bones but ropes and gags excite me. I’m warning you guys I’m strong just like Jenny said. I have a wrestling championship belt and I can bench press two of Jenny’s udders. So beware!

  308. 308
    friend of the ex's Says:

    #302…you forgot to say that Ronnie boy, when he didn’t get what he wanted from his ‘girlfriend’ before Jenny, told her he had stage 3 prostrate cancer…even told her when he went thru chemo. BUT, he just wanted a little something before his time comes. This was a long, dragged out story he made up to get attention. Such a slob.

  309. 309
    Dano Says:

    Would be even better if someone posted his sorry ass on youtube. Show up posing as a reporter or lottery corp rep and like the old television show – Candid Camera – in this case have it titled – Fucked – vice – Punked – and just enjoy a afternoon seeing exactly how fucked this fuck is. But overall most enjoyable read that this tard is providing. Would also be nice to see how wonderfull his drill commands are, or something to the effect when the actors that show up to his door have this retard jump thru the hoops. He he he.

  310. 310
    Ronnie's fan club Says:

    OMG,,,the pass is coming back to bite your ass,no tv for me today,and hoping to find you on the news tonight,maybe an episode of America’s Dumbest

  311. 311
    PintoNag Says:

    What I would like to see is a real Sergeant Major of Marines show up at his door. The poser would deflate like a burst balloon.

  312. 312
    Flagwaver Says:

    Ron, if you would like to test out your belt, I’d be willing to educate you in what hand-to-hand combat really is. I’m only a white belt in Aikido, but will be going for my black belt in about a year (wrap your weasel brain around that). I’ll even be a nice guy and let you throw the first punch…

    As for the wrestling belt, what association did you go through to get it? I’m not finding any version of your name in any of the registries that keep these kinds of records. And don’t claim a stage-name, that only works in the actors guild… I mean stage wrestling.

  313. 313
    ex wifes friend Says:

    @303 thank you … I must get that from being a hick as the Mailman calls us folks that live in the country :)
    I must say I love being a back woods hick it has made me the woman I am today . One that by the way Ronnie the Mailman could kick you ass to the ground and stomp it in as to never be found again. Remember us country folk as you say are all members of the KKK that is why your ex in laws moved up here right???? Well I think you need to do some research on just what those people are capable of doing. I may not be a member but if I am going to be called something I sure as hell am going to live up to it… See Mailman I was called a BITCH once a long time ago and I have worked hard at perfecting that title. So when you are feeling like you need a little more excitement in you life come on back up to my neck of the woods make sure you wear those cowboy boots and hat when you come and I will meet you out behind the wood pile and we will see who comes back out :)
    But just like everything else in your life you will run from that invite also I am sure

    @308 yes I did forget to mention the fake cancer and the fact that he could not take his then girlfriend with him because he could not stand for her to see him sick… but what an excuse to use for failure to get a hard on!!! blame it on the chemo…. LOL

  314. 314
    Dano Says:

    Ron, put up or shut up, ahhh wait that will not work. Since you have not put up and you can not shut up. Post yourself on Youtube demonstrating your skillsets in the following catagories:

    1. Find the corner in a round room;
    2. Skill at lego;
    3. Playing with electricity while standing in water or a similar medium;
    4. Dodge traffic;
    5. Jumping from High buildings (Gravity Test);
    6. Hold your breath and count; and
    7. 9mm pistol russian roulette.

    Then again you might have some sort of skill that your keeping from the overall general public that you might wish to demonstrate to us all. C’mon post something man. Remember youtube is your chance to impress everyone. Ball is in your court. Still photos are the past, real time video is the present. Show us man.

  315. 315
    Old Trooper Says:

    Hey guys; I’m running out of popcorn for this thread. I’ll be back in a little while, I have to go throw another bag in the nuker.

  316. 316
    Knows the truth Says:

    Ronnie how does it feel to know you have been complete failure at everything in life? You didn’t graduate high school till you were 20. You can’t keep a job longer than 6 months. You failed at your marriage. You are a complete failure as a father. And you aren’t even any good at being a poser. You live in a one bedroom rent controlled apartment with your mommy. You don’t even have a bedroom to sleep in! What a legacy you will leave behind!

  317. 317
    Dano Says:

    Ronald, I forgot to mention on the previous post WRT the challenge’s/skill sets I requested for you to demonstrate on youtube. That 9mm pistol has to be a semi-automatic type, not the revolver type. Just to make sure that you understand that when I typed the word pistol I should have been a bit more specific to which type of hand held small arm is to be used, which is a semi-automatic.

  318. 318
    USMC89PI Says:

    Soooooooo, Ronny lives in a rent controlled apartment? In Mass you are not allowed to have others living with you in elderly/disabled rent controlled apartments. I think you should go die in a fire before your mother loses her apartment for having an able bodied adult leaching of the state.

  319. 319
    USMC89PI Says:

    and I forgot, when even the wildebeast will no longer date you, will you prey on children….you do kinda have that predator look!

  320. 320
    Redacted1775 Says:

    #284 If it keeps going this way the tourney’s gonna be as long as a friggin hockey season!

  321. 321
    big sexy Says:

    wow someone deleted all the addresses of his that i posted on here, oh well, if anyone wants his physical address just let me know, ill gladly provide it right away

  322. 322
    Jonn Lilyea Says:

    #321 big sexy; I deleted the addresses at the request of the family. You had the relationships wrong and if anyone got it in their head to bother Ronnie, they’d have been at the wrong places.

  323. 323
    big sexy Says:

    #322 sounds good, I wasnt sure which one was his, it appears he owes alot of people money and they are actively coming after him at those addresses to this day, but I did find his most recent address, I wont post in the open like that again, however any military personnel or civilian may want to kick his ass and it would be my pleasure to assist them in finding him as easily as possible :)

  324. 324
    ex wife's friend Says:

    @323 i will give you the correct info if i could email you

  325. 325
    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    I would like to thank you all for saving what little sanity I have left! It’s another beautiful winter day in Phoenix, 76 degrees under a cloudless deep blue sky and a 2-3 knot breeze from the west and I’m stuck in my chair with a bungee up knee! I’ve been busting a gut keeping up with this thing! Thanks!!!

  326. 326
    big sexy Says:

    ex wifes friend are you Mrs. C H ?

  327. 327
    ex wife's friend Says:

    actually i am a good friend of colleen’s,,if i put my email on here, everyone will know me,,,

  328. 328
    Anonymous Says:

    Shoot yourself in the head

  329. 329
    Smokey Behr Says:

    I’d offer to make a road trip out to Jersey to “counsel” Ronnie the Mailman, but it seems that you East Coasters have it well under control. We have enough douchenozzles of our own here on the Left Coast (evidence http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=28680 from right in my own backyard) that a road trip is unnecessary.

    Of course it doesn’t help that the exes are all coming out of the woodwork to throw wood on the funeral pyre for what little honor you have left.

  330. 330
    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    He’d probably miss.

  331. 331
    TSO Says:

    Sure hope I have his actual PO. I’m eager to talk to him. If anyone with any inside word on which one is his, they should email us.

  332. 332
    Anonymous Says:

    number 196 put the information up on how to reach the assclown’s PO , just ask for the PO who is suppose to by chummy with Sgt Major Ronald Mailahn

  333. 333
    ex family member Says:

    Mark Zubricki is the Camden County Probation Office,Phone Number 856-661-2601, He is the Supervisor, pretty sure he might be interested in all the stories about this felon who is still on probation

  334. 334
    colleen Says:

    Big sexy…

    Heard you were lookin for me.
    Here’s another tidbit of embarrasing info… Ron had his pos truck repossessed not once, but twice.borrowed money from mommy to get it back.
    Also, he has posted on websites looking for a male partner. Tops of course, can’t “take it like a man” if you’re not a real man.

  335. 335
    NHSparky Says:

    I know we gotta set up the brackets and all, and we still have like 9 months to go, but unless Ballduster rises from the grave this guy has it all but locked up. I might just call in sick Monday just so I can follow the fun real-time.

  336. 336
    streetsweeper Says:

    Wanna know what I think is so sad about all this here steer shit? Whitney Houston died man….today man!

  337. 337
    big sexy Says:

    I think I found mailman’s cousin here http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/22304874/detail.html

  338. 338
    NHSparky Says:

    Bumping for Monday morning entertainment value.

    Yoo-hoo!!! Ronnie!!! Did mommy wake you up and give you some Cheerios yet?

  339. 339
    UpNorth Says:

    Sparky, he’d answer but this time, he’s tied up.

  340. 340
    NHSparky Says:

    As long as he doesn’t post the pics, I can almost manage that imagery…oh, shit–no I can’t…

    (HURL)

  341. 341
    UpNorth Says:

    I know, I had the same impulse right after I typed it.

  342. 342
    Hondo Says:

    Anyone had a conversation with his parole officer yet?

  343. 343
    usmc89PI Says:

    I think he killed himself!

  344. 344
    NHSparky Says:

    How? OD’ed on M&Ms?

    Oh my God, they killed Ronnie! You BASTARDS!

  345. 345
    Nicki Says:

    OMG!! TSO!!!

    This: when he didn’t get what he wanted from his ‘girlfriend’ before Jenny, told her he had stage 3 prostrate cancer…even told her when he went thru chemo.

    Remind you of anyone we used to know??????????

    Holy hell youse guys! Last time I looked at this thread, there were about 200 comments! WTF?????

    And no, I don’t believe for a second that was a Jenny texting earlier. The level of retardery is way too similar.

  346. 346
    Nichevo Says:

    Good Morning from downrange Gunny Driveway! Several of your fellow citizens from the Garden State wait to hear of the latest installment of your little soap opera.

  347. 347
    UpNorth Says:

    Gunny Driveway??? That needed a spew alert, Nichevo..

  348. 348
    anonymous Says:

    I know for a fact that idiot is ok–he’s got big plans for tomorrow with the amazon woman. What a frickin joke.

  349. 349
    usmc89PI Says:

    Thank god there are many SMMC uniorms at the thrift shopp! Ron see if Jenny will hook you up with those Insignia!

  350. 350
    TSO Says:

    I love the WWE Belt picture. I don’t know why, but that makes me laugh.
    http://www.facebook.com/eagles34x#!/photo.php?fbid=1454564998864&set=a.1161983484509.2025728.1075474493&type=3&theater

  351. 351
    Flagwaver Says:

    Nichevo, I like it, but you should really warn a guy. My computer was safe because I turned my head in time, but my wife’s cat is pissed and covered with coffee…

    @342, I’m with Hondo, anyone call this ass-jockey’s PO yet? He’d gets lots more wrestling practice in jail.

  352. 352
    Nichevo Says:

    UpNorth and Flagwaver, glad I could bring some humor to your day. As for the cat, I’d feel bad if it was dog. I have cleaned up too many hairballs and cat vomit in my home to feel bad for a cat. Hope it wasn’t really good coffee. I am off to bed, hope you all have a good day.

  353. 353
    ex wifes friend Says:

    not sure if anyone else called but I just did and Mark was not in the office, but I did leave him a message about Ronnie Boy, and told him he might want to do some checking around . OH I so hope that the Mailman reads this one because making phone calls is my favorite thing to do.
    I just wish he had the balls to come back and show us his DD214 and to tell you all how he had his records sealed and that he is the only one who can unseal them…. well Ronnie Boy maybe if you unsealed them you could start collecting your pension and not have to live off of mommy

  354. 354
    Big John Delavan Says:

    I’ve had a few “different” sorts of jobs in my younger days but only take credit for accomplishments actually earned. Guess I’m old fashioned. Had I known I could pretend to join the 1st Imaginary Marine Hallucination Division instead of the old fashioned Army where we actually had to DO push-ups and all that nasty, sweaty, real stuff, you can bet I would have gagged at the chance. My brother screwed up, too, and joined the old fashioned, real, sweaty USMC. I’m sure he wouldn’t have hesitated for one non-nanosecond to pass this deal up had he known about it. I mean, who could pass up the chance to be an honest to goodness (or otherwise) Sergeant Major Wannabe instead of some poor sucker who’d actually put in the work, the blood, sweat and tears of accomplishing something in real life? Wow! Whatta man he must be!
    Big John – now just Old John the Has-been ~ Gunsmith, Bladesmith, Leathersmith. Sigh

  355. 355
    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    @354 Big John, I feel your pain “Now just Old John the has been”. What ya gotta remember is, to be a ‘has been’ you had to have been. You, your brother my Bro and I and all the other vets here have “been”! SgtMaj ass plug and his type have never been. My late father always told my brothers and I, “Without your word, you’re nothing”. These guys don’t have their word…

  356. 356
    gi_janearng Says:

    Holy hell, this has been amazing to read! I figured it would only be a matter of time before the “GF” showed up.

    @297, I am officially in love with this post. I wondered if he was *that* brainless to try and claim he was a “Pro” wrestler after browsing his FB for awhile. Amazing, utterly, amazing. I’m laughing and clapping my hands with glee.

    And I concur, I would not want to get my shit messed up by TSO…that man has his connections!

  357. 357
    Virtual Insanity Says:

    Guys, I gotta say it…Nichevo gets my vote for this guy’s handle when the Ballduster competition reconvenes. “Gunny Driveway” is a classic. It’s just too good.

  358. 358
    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    @357 Virtual, I second your motion!

  359. 359
    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    @356 gi_janearng, what ya gotta remember is, these guys n girls are so delusional they are…I don’t even know a word for it. Someone in another post said it perfectly, (and I’m paraphrasing) “In this day and age, with everything available, internet, tweeter, Facebook, etc. how can’t they think they won’t get caught?” SgtMaj dungheap w/a RED t-shirt under his Charlies? Soup sandwich? Gen Ballduster? Like I said, I don’t know the right word for their mental illness, not to disparage the mentally I’ll.

  360. 360
    TSO Says:

    @346, Gunny Driveway it is. That is fricken hilarious.

  361. 361
    Old Trooper Says:

    Yep, time to put “mailman” to bed and bring out the new and improved moniker “Gunny Driveway”!

    That’s a keeper.

  362. 362
    ex wifes friend Says:

    i noticed the assclown changed his status on FB, he no longer has listed that his employer is USMC,from 1988 to 2008,and he also took it off his fetlife site, where he listed that he is a sgt.major, also he figured if he tells everyone that he moved to Newark NJ, that no one will find him,he still lives in Collingswood NJ, on Taylor st. with his mommy,you can run but you cant hid,i noticed that he is going to propose tomorrow to big foot,he has no job,no motive to look for one,no money,behind on child support yet he feels the need to marry someone that he met on a fetish site on line 4 months ago,what a smart man,i have no clue where he gets his smarts,ebay?,who will his best man be, his mom?

  363. 363
    ex wifes friend Says:

    loving @353

  364. 364
    Knows the truth Says:

    Spoke to his parole officer on Friday as well as filed a complaint with the Mantua NJ police department about threats he made. The police department was also going to contact his parole officer. I also let the parole officer know how he was bragging about how tight he was with him. Ronnie Ronnie what a fantasy life you lead. Maybe they will pick your dumb ass up tomorrow and you can spend your Valentines Day with Bubba instead of The Moose.

  365. 365
    a X relative Says:

    OMG, LMAO@ Bubba instead of moose

  366. 366
    a X relative Says:

    this was posted on Ronnie’s fetlife fetish site,i laugh,he wants to give her everything,how bout starting with a job first,then paying child support,and get your head out of your ass and stop playing all those games you play, there is more to life then playstation,at 43 years old,you would think its about time to grow up ,to be a Marine,first you need guts,and nerves of steal,and a pair of balls,so put on your big boy panties ,act like a man and get a job,instead of having your mommy support you,now for the post of ronnie,on fetlife

    Jigsaw34x posted a journal entry on his profile titled “13 FEB 2012”:about 7 hours ago
    Well I have everything ready for tomorrow I’m a bit nerves I want everthing to go off right. I love Jenny so much I want her to have everthing she ever wanted I would right more but I can’t right now but I will on wed after our big night out.

  367. 367
    Flagwaver Says:

    I wonder what Bullwinkle will think when she sees what he wrote in her name on this site?

  368. 368
    Knows the truth Says:

    Someone buy this loser a dictionary or teach him how to use spell check please! My 8 year old can write better sentences. He’s not even qualified to work at a car wash! So I guess he’s gonna ask the moose to marry him? Oh boy if she says yes do they live in the 1 bedroom rent controlled apartment with his mommy and share the recliner where they can teach her the fine art of credit card fraud? Or do they move into the 2 bedroom apartment with her mommy where they can teach him the fine art of how to collect social security? She claims to have a bad back and makes jewelry that she sells at craft shows. Hmmm wonder if she is claiming that jewelry on her income taxes? Jenny Jenny Jenny if you say yes you sure didn’t set your life expectation bar high did you.

  369. 369
    Anonymous Says:

    Well, this is now the #2 all-time thread on the site, surpassing “soup”. Wonder how long it’s “legs” will last.

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    NHSparky Says:

    So why haven’t we seen the booking photos yet?

    Oh yeah–SV is “victimless”.

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    Old Trooper Says:

    @369: Yeah, Gunny Driveway may have a higher post count, but Soup Sammich still has bigger balls for walking onto Ft. Benning dressed like that. Gunny Driveway was only on the interwebs.

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    Aroberts Says:

    As much as I hope they lock this douche bag up Im sure someone will find some way to say he has the right to be a douche bag poser.

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    Anonymous Says:

    Old Trooper: Not sure if what Soup did took bigger balls – or just less working brain cells. Given Soup’s apparent history of inhalants abuse, I’d bet on the latter.

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    Anonymous Says:

    well this is going to be a “special” day for him, wondering where they will live,and dont forget,he said we are all invited and he is going to wear his dress blues,what a disrespectful ass he is , this is from his fetlife kink site,where he met the new bride to be only 4 months ago,read as follow

    Jigsaw34x Well today is the day I ask Jenny a very important question plus I have a special gift for her about 18 hours ago• comment

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    anonymous Says:

    hey all just saw on FB she said yes–where are they gonna live? Mommy’s house? Oh my gosh this whole thing is a frickin joke. 4 months with amazon woman and they are getting hitched. Ew.

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    Redacted1775 Says:

    They will live in her vagina. Lord knows that frigign parade float is big enough. Christ I almost threw up all over my laptop typing this.

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    0311 Says:

    She’d better taste that ring to make sure it’s not made out of rock candy.

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    Anonymous Says:

    OMG LMAO@ 376

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    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    What’s the joke? “Help me find my flashlight and we’ll walk out. Help me find my keys and we’ll DRIVE out”!?

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    Knows the truth Says:

    Well I hear Ronnie and the Moose are engaged. Amazing was able to afford to get engaged but still has not paid his child support. What a joke.

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    Flagwaver Says:

    Knows the Truth, that can actually be brought before a judge if Gunny Driveway is actually in arrears.

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    friend of the ex's Says:

    With Jenny’s great credit, Ronnie and his mom got it made!!

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    anonymous Says:

    he didn’t have to pay a dime for the ring he got it from his mommy!!!!! It was her ring.

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    Knows the truth Says:

    He is about 11 weeks in arrears. I don’t get why he is not before a judge yet. His probation officer is aware of all the bullshit he has been pulling.

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    ex wifes friend Says:

    well from all that I have heard of the legal actions in New Jersey if you are a criminal and want to get away with out paying child support that is the state to live in. I find it really sad that a POS like Gunny Driveway can brag about how wonderful it is to be engaged. I think instead of being so happy about that he should be looking for a job and a way to support his child. OH ya that’s right Jenny is on Social Security Disability . So he has found him self yet another free ride…. Way to go Ronnie freeloading off another woman what a way to show your so called manhood and code of honor ….LOL

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    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    I don’t get it! About 15 yrs ago, here in Maricopa county, they instituted a program where EVERYONE paying child support was garnished! I hadn’t missed a payment, hell, even been late in two years and I got garnished! They went after everything. Unemployment, SSI, any type of payment you were recieving, they got your kid’s child support first.

  387. 387
    teddy996 Says:

    That cow is on SSD? For what, rope burn? Fuck that. If she can bend her arms and legs behind her while Gunny Driveway (great name, btw) practices for the hog tie comp at the rodeo, then she can get a fucking job. Fuck both of those half-witted mouth breathers.

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    ex wifes friend Says:

    well Ron would have to work in order for that to happen. When he was working it was taken right out of his check. But since he is to lazy to work they have no check to take it out of . He lives with his mom and she pays all of the bills out of her money. Half of the time that his daughter is going to see him the ex has to feed her before she takes her over or she would go hungry.
    You see Yat Yas 1833 douche bag Ron only worries about what he wants and no one else matters , not even his daughter. Really really sad how a person can be so self centered. Not to mention so delusional as to think that as long as he says that he is something that it is the truth.

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    ex wifes friend Says:

    @ teddy996 yes the cow is on SSD really amazing how none of that roping bothers her back at all. Thinking they are a match made in hell.

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    anonymous Says:

    oh yea one time when he was with the cow and his daughter he made her carry her chair while he carried the cow’s! Nice, huh? Something really needs to be done to put his butt in jail!!!!

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    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    @388 ex wifes friend, un-forkin’-believable! I paid CS until my baby graduated from college and I didn’t even have to! The tribe picked up the tab, she’s got some Choctaw on her mom’s side. Now my grand babies are getting it! The four y/o has $5’500+ in her account and the 6 mo old has $700 in his! I can’t imagine doing anything less.

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    Knows the truth Says:

    Breaks my heart that little girl deserves a REAL father. Not the piece of shit she has now! When he moved out he took the furniture and didn’t care that his daughter was crying as he was taking it out the door. Tried to talk her out of playing softball because HE is not allowed at the games after HE stole 12,000 for his own daughters little league. Didn’t give a shit about the embarrassment he caused his wife and daughter.

  393. 393
    usmc89PI Says:

    Why doesnt he do his daughter a favor and sign over his rights, have the mom tell her he died in a fire and move on!

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    TSO Says:

    Better yet, he should suck-start a 9mm.

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    Hondo Says:

    Have to disagree, TSO. What the jerkwad should do is grab himself by the stacking swivel, grow up, get an honest job, pay his freaking child support, and in general be a productive citizen.

    Unfortunately, that doesn’t look likely. So your suggestion might be the best we can hope for.

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    Dano Says:

    When does he get his probation revoked and when does he get locked up? There must be some action by now.

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    Knows the truth Says:

    Nothing yet. Don’t know what the hell this probation officer is waiting for. He’s been called and a complaint was filed with the police department. did anyone else reach his PO?

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    NHSparky Says:

    TSO–why waste a perfectly good bullet? Maybe a drop test off the Delaware River Bridge. See if the water can handle him hitting it.

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    Anonymous Says:

    Maybe its true what the pos days, that he is “tight” with the PO, i know someone else who called also on him,this pos is at least staying away from im a sgt major, now he is posting everywhere that he is engaged and getting married, and he is inviting EVERYONE to his wedding,but bigfoot is not saying a word to anyone,the pos even took pictures of the ring and posted them on his fetlife site and FB, he is so proud, no job,not even thinking of one,getting married, behind in his child support,living with mom,you think at 43 your priorities are more focused,what an idiot

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    ex wifes friend Says:

    well since we have not heard from Gunny Driveway in a while I just thought maybe we could get the real Jenny to chime in on her reasons for wanting to marry that POS so I sent her the link to this thread this morning …. Jennifer Campbell I hope that you take all of this information to heart and really consider what you are planning on doing

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    Rob Says:

    Ron Mailahn

    DOB: Oct 19th, 1968 (43 years old)

    ********
    Barrington, NJ 08007

    (856) 858-**** or (856) 547-****

    Give him a call and let him know what you guys think.

    Edited to remove false information – Jonn

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    Just me Says:

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1926544998069&set=a.1484320022721.2067271.1075474493&type=1&theater Wonder if his PO or anyone of importance saw this pic of his (presumable) daughter holding an open beer bottle

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    Anonymous Says:

    just want to give the right info,that sweet little child is not being raised by the pos,she is just a sweet innocent victim,being raised by her wonderful mom,pos put that picture up not the childed mother,and just so everyone knows ron mailahn DOES NOT live in Barrington, he use to, till his wife divorce him and threw him out, he live in Collingswood New Jersey with HIS MOTHER,

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    ex wife Says:

    Ok yes I do not agree what he does but stop posting shit that isn’t true such as address. When it is threatening the safety of my child I will get PISSED off. That I will not stand for. He has not lived in Barrington for over a year. The phone numbers and addresses posted are all wrong. Let the law hopefully handle the shit. I have my daughter 96% of the time and she is well cared for by me. Apparently the law isn’t gonna do anything. I hope that no one would be stupid enough to go handle this on their own as you never know when my daughter will be there. If she is ever harmed I will handle you and that is no joke. Yes he is a joke and that is why I divorced him and moved on. I do get a kick out of some of the false information people have posted on here as they swear they have good info and I know they don’t. I do not want to see addresses, phone #’s or personal information that involves my daughter or I on here. I have consulted my attorney with regards to this. I don’t play games like him and blow smoke up your ass. I will protect my child as she is an innocent victim in all of this. Go and talk about him all you want. I don’t care about that just as I don’t care about him.

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    Susan Says:

    Dear Ex Wife,

    No one hear wants to hurt you or your child. Having to deal with him at all is enough of a cross for anyone to bear. I am sure Jonn is making every effort to ensure that the wrong information does not remain posted. If you see something, just email Jonn and I know he will take it down.

    I am sure I speak for most if not all in wishing nothing but the best for you and your daughter. I probably shouldn’t, but I just have to ask…WHAT WERE YOU THINKING when you married him?

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    Colleen Harding Says:

    405:
    she was legit delusional.

    So am I the only one that gets the Forrest Gump “Jennayy” version stuck in their head after hearing this bull?
    He posted pix on his facebook profile of him in Korea. LMAO. I really doubt it’s even him.

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    ex wifes friend Says:

    @406 OH my gosh that is so true I never put the two names together Forrest Gump and Jennayy…..LOL
    I wonder if this Jenny is aware that she was just handed a box full of shit filled chocolates. Ya know cause that is what momma always said…. LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES…. well Jenny you were just handed a box full of chocolates filled full of shit and lies … hope you enjoy

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    Nichevo Says:

    Any further word on Gunny Driveway? I am sure the wedding planning is going to require at least 2 COAs:
    1. Free
    2. Jail

    So many other things to consider too:
    -What spelling of his name on the invites, (which one has fewer warrants?
    - Are ball gags and suspension rigs acceptable wedding favors?
    - Will the zipper mask interfere with the exchange of vows?
    - Will the leather codpiece clash with the bridesmaid’s dresses?
    - How much more is a couples membership to the Black Rose society?
    - Will people buy gifts on the registry at Jack and Jill?

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    ex wife's friend Says:

    OMG, he changed his name on Facebook, it is now Ron Mailan,who is he hiding from now?

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    Nichevo Says:

    Probably someone with better spelling and grammar. Personally, having seen his writing style, I’d expect him to misspell his own name anyway.

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    ex wife's friend Says:

    well he keeps trying to change it to Mailan,but it went back to the real name,lol,see he must have googled the name mailan and nothing came up so thats what he is doing,guess he is going to tell big foot that this must be someone else cause thats not my name,once an idiot always an idiot

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    Brandon B Says:

    I’m betting he’s trying to figure out how to hide his FB profile from public view but it too stupid to figure out how.

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    AF_Res_Dep Says:

    Anything new from the world of Gunny Driveway? Any action from the PO or the local LEOs?

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    ex wife's friend Says:

    when i learn anything i will be sure to post it,i want everyone to celebrate with me,

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    Colleen Harding Says:

    He is sending me messages on facebook about my posts here. He called “stark and stark” and I will be hearing from them!! LMFAO @ you you ugly fuck.

    Here’s how this comical exchange went…

    14 hours agoRon Mailahn
    I read your post on that site that was posted about me and next time u have something to say about me say it to my face Colleen. And u have room to talk your marrage is not the best. And don’t feel sorry for Marie for having me as a dad ask her I’m a great dad and yes I’m behind in my support and will get it caught up. I don’t know what I ever did to u when I was with Kelly to make u attack me like u did but it was not right I always was nice to u. I’m not gonna go to the level u went to I won’t say anything bad about u cause I’m not that kind of person. In fact I will leave u with this have a nice day

    12 hours agoColleen Harding
    Ill leave u with this. Go fuck your self you nasty ugly camel loving scum bag. you did something to marie, and kelly… Who I love like family. You are a miserable disgusting miserable theif and you will never amount to anything more. And you don’t know anything about me or my wonderful marriage, you stupid asshole. Lawer up fucker. Don’t contact me again or I will see to it that you’re in jail. Fuck you.

    12 hours agoRon Mailahn
    Ok lush

    12 hours agoColleen Harding
    Dork.
    I was the only one with the balls to post my name you poser. You are nothing but a low life loser living with your mommy because your too stupid and too lazy to work. Suck on the tit asshole.
    And best believe rich will be hearing about this you fucking ugly idiot
    Do not message me again or I’m pressing harassment charges on you

    3 hours agoRon Mailahn
    Harassment charges? If anyone can it will be me. And what can Rich do to me ?

    about an hour agoColleen Harding
    Bahaaa, you really are as dumb as you look. You contacted me dumb fuck. See you in court loser.

    about an hour agoRon Mailahn
    Ok see u to u see u to cause I have already contacted my attorney about you post and the profanity u sent to me and u say u will tell rich why would I worry about him?

    36 minutes agoColleen Harding
    Profantity? You contacted me you fucking dirtball bafoon. Fuck you and you thieving self. Asshole. I hope you girlfriend can afford that, because you will lose you idiot. Since you live off your mommy, she already knows you’re a loser. Pay your child support you deadbeat. Poor re, she deserves SO much better than a loser role model as you for a father.
    You initiated unwanted contact, making YOU culpable for any fucking curses thrown your way you stupid fucking idiot. God damn you are a dumbass.

    please keep sending the messages, I love to have even more proof.

    30 minutes agoRon Mailahn
    My child support is not for u to worry about and I still wanna know what rich is gonna do to me ?

    20 minutes agoRon Mailahn
    Oh and checked this is no consider hassament (ask Okylyn pd ) but they said I can file charges for what u posted in that blog. Plus they said u saying rich will hear about his is a threat to me so your the who has to worry and last I told re what u did to her dad and type of person u are. And every chance I get with her I will remind her what kind of person u are but I do want u to have a nice day I need to take what u put up on that blog about me to my attorney so its u that will need to worry cause I’m gonna have her go after everything u own
    Stark and stark wil be contacting u have a good day a

    7 minutes agoColleen Harding
    Lolllllllll… Keep payin that “lawer” of yours. Ill be waiting for the call you ugly fuck. Oh and I’m posting this on the blog mr. Fake marine wanna be.
    say it to your face,….. OR WHAT RON??? what are YOU gonna do? is that a “threat to me” ????? Read your own shit you piss poor ugly fuck

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    NHSparky Says:

    Wow, that’s an incredible story.

    Slap fight on PPV, anyone?

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    Colleen Harding Says:

    He wants his lawyer to go after everything I own because he WILL NEVER HAVE what I do.

    Let me know when you have a 4 bedroom house with 2 bathrooms Ron, or when you have a brand new vehicle, or even purchased a vehicle that was more than EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS with CASH. Let me know when you have made the Collegiate Honor Society of Phi Theta Kappa, Ron. Let me know when you have YOUR OWN BED to sleep in, or even a BEDROOM of your own for that matter. Let me know when you’ve got your own keys to your own house, or your own food that you bought yourself, Ron. Let me know when you’ve accomplished HALFFFFFFFFFFFFF of what I have in my thirty three years of life. Let me know when YOU would be eligible to become a FOSTER parent, oh wait, that will NEVER happen because you are a CRIMINAL.

    Gas up you ugly fuck.

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    Nicole Renee Says:

    Get it mom! If you Pose to be a Marine, that’s low. Don’t take credit for nothing that you have done. It is a ranking and in order to be a Sergeant you must MAKE your way up threw all the levels, and that takes years of re-rolling. I support my mother! Go Colleen.

  419. 419
    Nicole Renee Says:

    He has oblivious spelling errors, maybe a girl in 12th Grade English help him. How old is this guy? Threatening my mother WHO is younger then this old man? I’m pretty sure they can get him for a lot of things out6 of this. Oh well Criminals will ALWAYS be criminals.

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    Colleen Harding Says:

    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH KID, IM PROUD TO BE YOUR MOM!!! <3

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    NHSparky Says:

    Sorry, Colleen, but it looks like the local authorities and his PO aren’t gonna do shit. Sad, but that’s the way it is. Sorry you have to put up with him, but maybe this will teach him a bit of responsibility. I doubt it, but maybe.

  422. 422
    Nicole Renee Says:

    I love you too, you don’t need to put up with an old man who has nothing going for him at all. He just has nothing to do on the internet and want to attack you! Saying he’ll get you for everything you own, is bull.

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    Brandon B Says:

    Since the local PD and PO don’t seem to be doing anything, does anyone know if info has been sent to the local news affiliates?

  424. 424
    Colleen Harding Says:

    hmmm… that’s a great idea brandon. I’ll send an email now!!

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    Brandon B Says:

    Based on some previous posts, I keep waiting for someone from “Stark & Stark” to post something ;) I’m sure it will be followed up by a post from “Jenny” as well.

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    Whitey_wingnut Says:

    This douche nozzle does realize that it’s Joint Base McGuire Dix Lakehurst. Meaning I see Marines everyday now when I drive on base, all I have to do is give them a picture of this guy and just let the dogs out of the cage.

  427. 427
    NHSparky Says:

    Jenny won’t be able to post–I’m sure she’s tied up doing other stuff.

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    Colleen Says:

    here’s a link where you can report him. It takes you to a reality show, but the report tab is where criminal charges can happen.

    ALL OF YOU report this. Lets get this dirtbag put where he belongs.

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    Knows the truth Says:

    Way to go Colleen. He spends a lot of time calling his “lawer” hmmm and who pays for that? Can’t pay child support but you can pay for a “lawer”? Oh and how childish is he, telling his daughter that people are calling him names? I hope to God he is not doing that to her. Just when I didn’t think he could become more of a loser dad, Ronnie raises the bar yet again. Hey Ronie instead of spending your time attacking people who have the balls to call you out for what you really are, why don’t you try getting a job and pay up that child support you owe. LOSER!!!!

  430. 430
    Colleen Says:

    429– i wish there was a like button on here.

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    Frank Ferris Says:

    Stark and Stark? You fucking idiot they are personal injury lawyers…….oh wait lawers. Here I am under my own name you know where I live. Haven’t seen you at Clancys lately. Unlike you I have gotten legal advice and I would highly advise you do the same. I believe you may qualify for legal aid since you are a broke dick scumbag mooch off the system motherfucker. Pay for you child instead of rope for your sick hobby. Go ahead I dare you to get your lawer. I will buy and sell you like a 2 dollar crack ho. Asshole!

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    ex wifes friend Says:

    well I was just going to sit back and enjoy watching this idiot self destruct but he pushed the wrong buttons today for me. First things first you said that it is my fault that you are not able to pay child support. Because as I said in a previous post I called Macy’s and told them about your record. Well I did that to save your ex wife and daughter the shame of having to deal with you stealing once again from an employer. You see Ron I could see it all happening again just like what you did at JCPenny and to the Kids Softball team. But I had nothing to do with you loosing the 3 jobs you had after that at the car dealerships. No Ron that was all on you!!!!!
    I love that little girl of yours and will do everything in my power to protect her from future embarrassment from her SPERM DONOR. (and yes that is all that you are even though you think that you are a great father) Let me ask you a question Ron because I know that you are reading this!!!! how many times have you helped your daughter learn something new like baking? cooking? her homework? how many times have you taken her to the park???? or sat on a swing set while she was swinging or hell for that matter even decided to swing with her or go down the slide ? how many times have you done just any thing with her just because you wanted to spend time with her?? When was the last time you gave up having or doing something you wanted so that you could do for your daughter??? I believe right now you are using your daughter because you want to look good for your new woman!!!
    Well Ron as they say when PIGS FLY I will leave you alone and when KARMA BITES I hope I am there to see it .
    Oh ya and one more thing I figured since you are so smart with being as you say ” retired Sgt. Major ” Ron that you would have by now figured out who I am it does not take a rocket scientist to figure out from my post where I live and who I just might be. I have no reason to hide my name other then that it pisses you off that you have no idea who this is just a GOOD FRIEND OF YOUR EX WIFES

  433. 433
    the ex mother in law Says:

    Well i am sick of being quiet,the pos sent me 2 emails also,i figured i would let him dig his own grave, he is real good about pissing people off,you know you can stick your nose up and act like you are better then me,but i know different,i am going to copy and paste the letter i put in Colleen FB, and the 2 e,ails that you sent me, but first,i want to remind you that i have a beautiful home up here in upstate Pa,with a little more than 5 acres,where my granddaughter loves coming here, and we can live the good life,cause we put in ours years of working and was able to retire, now for the good stuff, i put this on col’s FB page,, to the pos,sgy halfass

    and while we are on the soapbox,, you POS, i have really had it with posting about me and the “little man”, i want to first say my husband worked the same job for 36 years and retired from there,also, you want to make people think how much better you are then me,well let me tell you something,me and that “little man paid for a beautiful wedding, furniture, almost stocked your whole apartment with everything you needed, mage sure your little girl had plenty of clothes, i ever hear or see you pos face,i am telling you the hell off, my little man made sure you guys were not homeless, because you did not want to work,you wanted to be a fireman and make 900-phone calls to sex lines,you telling people that we are homeless, we were NEVER without a home,you forgot we had another home up here,your mother would not put out a dime for the wedding,she said all the things she would do,and did nothing,even your car while you were paying on it,and the little man helped get you a car, and the lemon law paid you, your mother took your car, and the money and gave it to her drunken B?F, i got good stories,
    34 minutes ago · Like

  434. 434
    the ex mother in law Says:

    now for the 2 emails that he sent me, i would not answer,but am sick of this evil little man, and his stories,better get them “lawers” after me now,,,,,,,and another thing,,, you DID NOT divorce my daughter,,, she divorced you,now read what you sent me you pos

    Yesterday
    Ron Mailahn

    Barb

    I know I divorced your daughter. And I read what u put in that blog it was uncalled for our of all the ferris I had respect for u HAD. the ex mother in law Says:
    February 11th, 2012 at 1:45 am
    #269, the address you have is wrong,Please do not look for him on page ave, my daughter got rid of that POS over a year ago, kelly is the ex wife, not his mother,,, he lives with his mother in Collins wood NJ on Taylor ave,And i want to thank all the real hero’s,for keeping us safe, God Bless America,
    273that one prick Says: you call me a pos (piece of shit) I have now for u now barb. And I know it was your husband and his son who tried to ruin my name well I hope you are all happy btw ui can have marie fri night as this is my weekend I will take her sat and sunday this week I was letting u guys have her to be nice well I’m not nice to people that attack me and give out info where I live I hope u all enjoy this I lost my best friend cause of this shit and as far as a no good father no I try to be the best yes I’m behind on my support but it will be taken care of. I’m a damn good dad that’s all I have to say to some on like u and your hubby and son ( and the money I took was only 9ooo 7 to turn our elct which was also kellys idea but u won’t belive it. I found the women I truely love and make fun of her weight or what ever she has a heart unlike u Ronald L Mailahn

    ..

    Yesterday
    Ron Mailahn

  435. 435
    the ex mother in law Says:

    and the next email,you wrote me
    , you never did a thing for us, you forget all the thousands of dollars,it was because we love our daughter and granddaughter,so pos keep making up your stories, the only thing you know how to do, is be a liar,you lie about everything,you pos

    I said the something. To kelly as I’m saying to stay out of my life I never attacked your family and I’m a great dad to your grandchild so u calling me a piece of shit was uncalled for and the next time u got something to say u or fran sr say it to my face I can see if I did something to you people but I did nothing next time u wanna say something about me look in the mirror and think about the mistakes u made who was there when u lost your house when I was and so was my best friend john .

    .

  436. 436
    Ron Fucking Mailman Says:

    ya know Mailman, I really dont appreciate the way you’re speaking to Colleen or anyone on here for that matter, but most of all, I dont like you at all. I know who you are, I know what youre all about, I know where you live, I know where you sleep. Keep your shit up scumbag, youre going to look pretty funny suckin my fuckin cock with no teeth, and the police wont help you when I split your skull open, not only do they not like you, but society doesnt either. Do yourself and the world the biggest favor ever, kill yourself, afraid of the pain? drink anti freeze, take alot of prescription diabetic medicine, take a syringe and shoot an air bubble into your neck, .357 to the head, (in your mouth pointing towards the top of your head, but about 2 inches behind your fucked up face) these methods are guaranteed to work with no suffering or pain, trust me :)

  437. 437
    Frank Ferris Says:

    See Ron you fucking piece of garbage have a pair of balls and come talk in my face. You’re a real bad ass on the computer to my mother. A real Marine would be in my driveway right now but we all know you are nothing but a pussy ass thief. You want to steal come take $9000 out of my pocket instead of victimizing children. I told u before about dragging my name into this Internet world of yours and you’re so fucking dumb you can’t follow that simple request . So Ron or Sgt Major Bullshit or whatever title you gave yourself this week. Either stop dragging my name into your little internet games or have a pair of balls Sgt Major Bullshit and stop by my house you fucking pussy!

  438. 438
    the ex mother in law Says:

    and i just want to say one last thing, no one ruined your life,you need to be held responsible for what happenes in your life,you were the one who thought you were the marine,and the one who broke the law, start accepting resonsibility for your own mistakes and blaming others for what you do, step up and be a man for once in your life, stop trying to change your name and hiding behind another

  439. 439
    Brandon B Says:

    Anyone know if this is his fiance? It’s the profile that’s shown on the POWNetwork page.

    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1362430566

  440. 440
    PintoNag Says:

    (If this keeps going, Jonn, you may have to start charging admission!)

  441. 441
    NHSparky Says:

    Or making people click the damn links.

  442. 442
    Knows the truth Says:

    His fiancé is on a web site called FetLife She goes by sweetjennifernj. Her hobbies include “daddy daughter role-play”. Boy I’m sure her parents are so proud. wait till they get to know their future son in law. Lol.

  443. 443
    ex wifes friend Says:

    @439 Brandon B no that is not his fiance her name is Jennifer Campbell and she is on his facebook page, I sent her this site be seems as if she does not want to join us here. this is the link to her facebook page Brandon B
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003338746979

  444. 444
    NHSparky Says:

    daddy daughter role-play

    What has been read, cannot be unread. I think I’m gonna hurl.

  445. 445
    POW NETWORK Says:

    Brandon B – not sure where that Facebook “link” about Jenny is from but it is NOT from our site posting which is http://pownetwork.org/horv/horv_867.htm

  446. 446
    Brandon B Says:

    @445 It was in the screenshot from his Facebook profile on your site.

  447. 447
    Aroberts Says:

    This is like a bad episode of a soap opera. Maybe we should name it something like “As the Fat Broad Rolls Over” or something like that. Holy hell, this has gotten to be my morning dose of comedy relief while trying to ingest caffeine.

  448. 448
    Nichevo Says:

    Wow,
    All kinds of interesting stuff going on in my part of the world so, I turn to the internet to escape and see how life is back in the real world. After reading the above I find my original amusement turning into contempt.
    Gunny Driveway, (and I am very proud of having given you that name.)
    I am also a resident of NJ albeit currently deployed. I have given 19 years of my life so far in service to my nation. I never attained the rank of Sergeant Major; before I pinned on a bar, I was only a lowly SFC ;) I earned every stripe, every medal, every commendation, and every opportunity I have had. Let me tell you what my service has cost me and my family:
    - I have been gone for all but 9 weeks of my son’s life because of my current deployment.
    - Due to this deployment alone, I have missed a year of my daughters lives this is not counting previous time away from home.
    -I have missed countless birthdays and anniversaries.
    -My absence has added stress to my marriage and required my wife to give and do more than should ever be asked of anyone. (I am lucky to have her,and to have the opportunity to try to be worthy of her.)
    -I have suffered my fair share of bumps, bruises, breaks, and contusions.

    In return for what I have given, I ask nothing of my nation in return other than respect. Respect for what I and hundreds of thousands of others like me have given. I give the same respect in return even to those who disagree with what I do. Then I come across someone like you.

    You clearly have made some major mistakes in your life and have shown no remorse. You have taken advantage of others and use every opportunity to blame others for your failings. You resort to name calling and empty threats. You continue to attempt to live your lies. You use your daughter in an attempt to gain sympathy. You take advantage of your role in her life to fill her mind with the same lies you tell yourself. This is unforgivable and shows that you may possess the XY chromosome, you may be male, but you are clearly not a man.

    Then you put on a uniform. You claim rank and decorations and show complete disrespect for those who have earned the right to wear it and, most importantly, for those who died wearing it. You are the worst kind of charlatan. You are beneath contempt. I have met others like you before. Most were just sad Mitty’s who were desperate for some sort of meaning in their life. Some were young and stupid and could be shown the path to earning true respect. You though, seem to be beyond redemption.

    You take pride in thumbing your nose at the law and anyone else who sees you for what you are. You seem to think that no matter what you can convince everyone else of the same lies you tell yourself. You think you’re smarter and quicker than those around you. Based on what I have seen, the only thing you were quicker than was a coat hanger. Since your PO and local LEOs are busy, I offer the following to you. I have relatives in Collingswood. When this deployment is over, I will be visiting them. I’ll send you a message on FB and you can come meet me and show me how you earned that rasslin’ belt. Or, I can make arrangements with the MACP guys at Dix for use of the mats for an hour or two. Or, I can find a martial arts instructor or gym near you for the same purpose. (There are several, I’m sure someone would be willing to accommodate.) If my not being a Marine isn’t good enough, I am sure there are some Marines in NJ or in the MCL willing to fill in.

    I know you read this thread. I know that you, in some perverse way, enjoy the attention being given. I am offering you the opportunity to have attention lavished upon you. Bring your DD214 and some PTs. Pack a lunch too, it’s going to be a long day.

  449. 449
    POW NETWORK Says:

    Brandon – have added a note that “Jenny” on the jpg is a coincidence and not the fiancee.

  450. 450
    Frank Ferris Says:

    Nichevo thank you for your service and God Bless. I can’t even refer to him as a pussy anymore because at least pussy serves a purpose. He claimed that he was going to kick my ass and I have been patiently waiting.

  451. 451
    Dano Says:

    Well put Nichevo. You have my respect, what you said is extremely similiar to my 23 plus years of service WRT the experience that our families have had to endure. Again well said and very true. This hammer head is problay fondling himself with all the attention he is recieving but soon enough he will hopefully get more than what he is bargaining for. That saying of becarefull what you wish for.

  452. 452
    Dano Says:

    Whoops extra L in careful. Darn typo.

  453. 453
    Jacobite Says:

    452 (453 now) posts on this oxygen thief? Seriously?

  454. 454
    ex mother in law Says:

    I also want to say Thank You to Nichevo [448] and God Bless to you and your family,and Thanks to all our Great men and women in the military who serves and protects us, @448,i absolutely loved your post, you are a true hero

  455. 455
    Nichevo Says:

    Ma’am,
    Thank you for your kind words, they are appreciated. If you would keep my team and our families in your prayers I would be grateful. As for being a hero, I can’t claim that title. I am a soldier, a very good one, and that’s enough. I have the privilege of knowing some heroes and being able to call them friends.

  456. 456
    Knows the truth Says:

    Nichevo you and your family as well as your team and their families are in our prayers. May God keep you safe and bring you home soon.

  457. 457
    Hondo Says:

    You and your soldiers be careful out there, Nichevo. (I won’t tell you to “stay safe” ’cause you can’t always do that – the enemy gets a vote.)

    And I’ll respectfully ask CINC-Universe to keep an Eye on you and your troops, too – along with your families.

  458. 458
    Daegger Says:

    I would love to go to his wedding so I can piss on his cow too. I wanna know why people do this shit.

  459. 459
    9/11 TruthBtold Says:

    I do not understand why these people think it is ok to pull this shit! Oh yeah, because our government deems it as free speech! It is wrong and a slap in the face to every man and woman who has ever served our great Nation.

  460. 460
    Nichevo Says:

    @457
    Hondo,
    Thanks for the thoughts and requests being sent up to CINCUNI. As far as the enemy having a vote goes, I am just glad I am not deployed to Chicago where they’d probably have more than one. Hope all is well.

  461. 461
    Hondo Says:

    Nichevo: no thanks needed, amigo. Just keep taking care of your troops – and yourself as well.

  462. 462
    ex mother in law Says:

    Well i want to say as soon as i find out the date i will post for everyone,this way you can all invite yourselves to take pics,( wink wink,} in his dress blues at this Fabulous wedding, lol

  463. 463
    TSO Says:

    That would be WONDERFUL. I love seeing a pv1 in a generals outfit. I hope by now he is the youngest Admiral in the history of NASA.

  464. 464
    Claymore Says:

    If the Rebel Alliance ever asks you to lead an attack on the Death Star, don’t do it…IT’S A TRAP!

  465. 465
    tramadoc Says:

    Wow. I stay off this website for a while, come back, and the oral/typed version of a carpet bombing campaign is unleashed. I must say that I am quite impressed with the information gathering abilities of some people. Remind me never to piss any of you folks off. Wow. For the record, this guy is getting everything he deserves. As a divorced father of two little girls, I find it reprehensible that he is a deadbeat dad. My daughters are my entire world, and no matter my feelings about their mother, their well-being is paramount to everything else in my life. Men, no, let me take that back as he is not a man. Creatures like him, give caring and loving non-custodial fathers like myself and others, a bad name. It is because of creatures like him, that non-custodial fathers are looked upon with a wary eye because there is so much written in the media about “deadbeat dads”.

    In regards to his claims of military service, I am saddened. There are so many brave men and women who died while hknorably serving

  466. 466
    tramadoc Says:

    These men and women did it not for recognition, but out of a sense of honor and duty. We only exist as “The Land of The Free”, because of those brave men and women. He has sullied them by wearing what he did not earn. I am angered by what he has done. I may be a bit liberal in my socio-political views, but people like this guy have to be stopped. In closing, I’d really like to dick punch this moron. Some fucking guys…

  467. 467
    ex mother in law Says:

    i needed to share yet another email from ronald mailahn

    I read your post ex mother in law u wanna tell me off go for it I’m tired of you and your son attacking me he knows I can’t get into a fight cause I’m on probation I want u and the rest of your family to leave me alone !!! I have done nothing to u ever. Never said one bad thing to u and u say the shit about me. Look at yourself before u judge me. And my daughter loves me and I don’t have to buy her love like u do ( American girl doll) and just cause your mother is dead don’t attack mine. She was always nice to u and your family and if wanna post this in that blog go for it see I don’t read it anymore but I have other people keep me informed and tell your son to leave me alone he has the nerve to call the police and say I’m harassing him then post stuff about me on some ham and egger site I have better things to do then sit in front of the computer like u do. See I’m not angry anymore I see someone now that let’s me get my anger out. And as for the 900 numbers I was young when that happened I bet there is a lot of stuff in your closet u would not want out. So I said what I needed to say but anytime your in NJ and wanna tell me off go for it but don’t think I won’t do the same . Have a nice day

  468. 468
    ex mother in law Says:

    so here is your reply ronald mailahn

    You know you seem to always insert your foot every time you think,seems like we were in new jersey for 5 days, what’s funny is you knew that, and decided not to bother my daughter,you decided to lay low and be quiet like the snake that you are,another thing i seen the emails you sent my son,every time when things are quiet,you decided to start your stupid crap and send every one emails,first, you told my son that you have contacted the police, then when my son asked the name of your probation officer,you gave him a phony name and told him how “tight” you and the PO are, a phony name just like the phony person you are,you accused us of owning this (it aint hell but i can see it from here)blog, which we don’t,then you disrespect the men and women of the military ,who many are in the marines that blog on here, then if that were not enough ,you call them a bunch of ham and eggers,in your own words,because you have NO respect for our military who fight for the freedom you have to
    parade around in a uniform that you never earned,all that was asked of you was your DD214, now lets get to the other part,its funny that you only remember the American Girl Doll, that i bought my little granddaughter for Easter last year,you tell me i buy her love,you fail to mention that i also bought all her school supplies,new school clothes, underwear,socks,new shoes,because my daughter is working to pay bills,and your just sitting on your ass doing nothing,so i have to pick up your responsibility ,no one ask me to do it, but as a Grandmother,i love doing this, she is one of the most important people in my life besides my grandson,and my family, We wanted her to look nice and feel good about herself going off to her first day of school,at that time you were to busy with your many Internet dates and motels,and dinners and flowers for all those “special” women,
    now lets get to the other part,HOW DARE you talk about my mother,telling me just because my mother is DEAD i want to attack yours,you better be good to your mom, cause she is the only one in this world you have before you become homeless you don’t want to go there, my mother was a very important person in my daughter’s life, she was the pure essence of the word grandmother,that’s why my little granddaughter was named after her,and i was only telling the truth about your mom, i was not lying,, you like talking about this family,specially since we were the ones,the ONLY ones who helped you don’t forgot the 2 jobs the “little Man” set you up with,UPS and SEPTA,now to answer something else that you talked about you were playing Mr. fireman,and you were 26 years old, when you were making those calls,you want to dig up stuff, i am only at the very tip of the ice burg, so don’t go there with me,
    now lets get to the next part of your email to me,.
    you say about things in my closet, ron everyone has things in their closet,maybe when i was very young,, but unlike you i am going on 43 years of marriage, to a man who worked since he was 16, he also serve in the army during the Viet nam war,he was stationed in Germany, anytime you like to see if their is anything around about me,go dig, you wont find anything,i worked since i was 16,went to school also, took classes in center city ,keypunch operator, then got married in 1969,i have NEVER been in jail,i obey the law, i live right, i believe in God,and i certainly am not a felon,oh, yes, i have got ting a couple of speeding tickets,and i will take you up on the offer, looking you up next time i am in new jersey, its a shame you waited till i left new jersey and came back home to write this email, in spite of what you think that i sit in front of a computer, let me share something with you, i am retired, i collect a real pension,,i also work maybe 8 hours a week, not because i have to, but because i want to, i am also in gym classes,and zumba, so just so you know, i don’t plan on doing nothing with my life, oh and i really like the way you said you found a way of handling your anger, i think its a disgrace how you handle it, you disrespect women, gagging them, tying them up,, the lowest most degrading form of disrespect to any woman, and then post her pictures everywhere on a site that can be viewed by many,then announce to the world you are the Dom and she is the Sub,, not equal like most couples,with that being said, i feel so much better,and if you love this woman why would you post her naked pictures for the world to see,
    and you also have a very nice day.
    your Ex Mother in Law

  469. 469
    Frank Ferris Says:

    Buying your daughters love. Hey fuck face my parents are funding her survival since her so called daddy is to lazy to get a job to support her. Oh but you seem to have money for hotel rooms. When Christmas came and went you told your daughter that Santa forgot to stop your house that’s pretty low. It’s not about buying love it’s about supporting your child which as we all know you are totally failing at. Still haven’t seen you at Clancys.

  470. 470
    Mustang Says:

    Thought you guys might appreciate this:

    https://www.facebook.com/RonaldMailahn

  471. 471
    Knowsthetruth Says:

    Lol Mustang. Love the facebook profile. This guy is such a pussy. Calls his ex and gives her grief about all the mean people who pick on him. Boo hoo! Hey Mr No Balls, try calling the people You have a beef with. Oh btw, nice fake ring! Hope her finger doesn’t turn green. Lol.

  472. 472
    Mustang Says:

    And another one just for posterity. Currently showing up 4th on the list when doing a Google search for “Ron Mailahn”

    http://www.quickmeme.com/Ron-Mailahn/?upcoming

  473. 473
    Michael Swiger Says:

    Why the hell is he wearing his cover indoors? What Marine Sgt Maj takes a cell phone ‘self pic’ of themself? I’m just an Army guy but since when do Marines wear red undershirts?

  474. 474
    Anonymous Says:

    cause he is a make believe marine and a nitwit

  475. 475
    ex wifes friend Says:

    I just wanted to send this link out to Ron http://www.youtube.com/v/ervaMPt4Ha0%26autoplay%3d1
    if you can watch this video and still with a clear heart , head and mind come on to this site and tell ME that you are truly the youngest Sgt. Major ever in the Marines and that you served your time and sacrificed all that these MEN & WOMEN have that you have missed your family while fight for our freedom , that you have missed out on any thing that you have ever wanted to do because you were in a war zone and to worried about saving your own life or the lives of your fellow men & women in uniform to even think about what might be going on at home .
    Ron if you can do this and show me just one piece of evident that you went through just a small bit of what these BRAVE MEN&WOMEN have gone through then I will personally do all that I can to end this blog about you and to end the postings all of the other sites . So Ron I am just asking for one thing from you one little piece of something to prove to all of us what you say is true. So please be a man and do this and for once DO NOT RUN to your ex telling her that we are picking on you. I am trying my best to make you an offer to help you

  476. 476
    Anonymous Says:

    wow,that was very moving,hope he takes a moment out of his ‘busy’life to at least view this video,

  477. 477
    Taco bell Says:

    In 26 years, I don’t recall ever wearing my shooting badges on my Charlie’s . They (posers) always seem to do that too. Losers
    Great thread john!
    Semper Fi
    Taco

  478. 478
    ADMarine Says:

    Taco,

    Not that I’m defending the doucher in any way. Obvious poser is obvious, but in my 24+ years, I’ve worn my marksmanship badges on my Service B/C’s on a few (VERY few) different occasions. It is legal to prescribe “with badges” with the service B/C’s etc. Also, in boot camp, way back when, I THINK I remember a service B (or maybe it was C) inspection that we had to wear our badges as well. Maybe the Company Commander’s inspection??

    Just saying it’s legal, but certainly not the norm.

  479. 479
    Mustang Says:

    I wore my badges on my Charlies probably a handful of times, but it was always when the CO prescribed it for some retirement ceremony or something. I don’t recall ever wearing them ON the pocket though ;)

  480. 480
    ADMarine Says:

    Hah, Mustang, you’re right…….never on the pocket.

  481. 481
    Von Says:

    I emailed him his local news paper and friends of his on Facebook. We will have something found out on this guy soon. How are you a SGM in under 20 years but he has never lived out side of NJ?

  482. 482
    Knowsthetruth Says:

    Von he lives in his Mommys 1 bedroom rent controlled apartment. He’s a deadbeat dad who doesn’t pay his child support or keep a job because of his criminal record and lack of intelligence and ambition.

  483. 483
    ROS Says:

    Jesus, make it go away…………

  484. 484
    Anonymous Says:

    Hey pussy haven’t seen you at Clancy’s

  485. 485
    proud vet Says:

    This douch is a real piece of work. I myself am a vet, son & grandson of vets & currently married to a active duty MSgt in the air force. I may hve only done six years & got out as a SSgt but I did serve and would not dishonor any other vets by saying I did something I did not. To earn & wear a uniform for any branch of the military is an honor and those who have earned it hold it sacred. He says he has served- BULLSHIT. Anyone who had would never let a pic be posted of yourself in a uniform with one thing being out regulation let alone the amount of fuck ups on his. Fuck you Ron, its really pitiful that you don’t even realize you dishonor the ones your tring to pretend to be. I will make it my mission to make sure your charades come to a close. You know what they say about a soldier on a mission– thats right you wouldn’t. And to all those who read this that have served or who are currently serving- Thank You- you all have my support & prayers.

  486. 486
    Anonymous Says:

    This guys old lady looks like a like sloth from goonies, no wouder she’s with him or what ever sick shit is going on there.

    http://yfrog.com/kf47573870j

  487. 487
    Ron Tiesupfatchicks Says:

    First Santa Clause got lost going to your house now the Easter Bunny forgot to come. You really are a worthless piece of shit.

  488. 488
    lol Says:

    Love all these comments that say ” I’m a ‘rank’ blah blah” who gives a fuck you cocky ass marines. We had a few cocky ones and we turned them into the opposite ” pussys” overrated ass wannabes lol.

  489. 489
    Marine_7002 Says:

    @488 Thank you for your insightful, intelligent, and well-reasoned opinion. It was as useless as tits on a boar hog. Do you have a point, or are you pointless?

  490. 490
    Hondo Says:

    Marine_7002: I’d guess lol (#488) above is pointy-headed, actually. But I could be wrong.

  491. 491
    Anonymous Says:

    betting my money that # 488 is ronald the fake, hiding under another simple name, he is the only one who is that direspectful to our armed forces, while the marines are out fighting battle and making sure people like the fake bullshit artist are safe. God Bless our Men and Women who serve to keep us safe,

  492. 492
    F'N BOOT Says:

    HAHAHAHH SUCK TO BE YOU SGTMAJOR SHITBAG. Fuck around and get exposed. Enjoy the limelight.

  493. 493
    Spencer Says:

    he has 3 hash marks. That’s 12 years. Math for Marines.

  494. 494
    Inkster Says:

    Haha what a fucking turd. What ever happened to natural selection?

    And haha, OMGZ NO PLZ DONT CALL UR LAWER!

  495. 495
    Anonymous Says:

    Ha, his profile says he watches NCIS. That’s probably where he gets all his info.

  496. 496
    Navy "Doc" Dave Says:

    This dude is a real piece of shit. I was a Navy Corpsman for 8 years stationed with the Marines 0311 Infantry 2/6 and 1/6 in Camp Lejuene. I just sent his pic too all my Marines to have a good laugh LOL.

  497. 497
    trakrat1833 Says:

    As a fomer Active Duty Marine, I served as an Amtrak Crewman (MOS 1833) with 3rd AABN from 1991 to 1994. It was my second MOS, having not done so well in my first MOS. My point is, that even though I left with the rank of Lance Corporal and only 2 ribbons (MUS and Sea Service Deployment) and the National Defence Service Medal, I recieved one hash mark and an HONORABLE discharge. It does not take a rocket scientist to look at Ronnie’s uniform and see all the fuck ups on it. I think maybe he has delusions of grandeur. HOwever even that would not excuse his obvious disrespectful act of douchebaggery. I, like so many before and after me, EARNED my title of United States Marine and the right that goes with that title to wear the uniform. It takes a big man to admit that his was not the most stellar of service, but I can at least honestly and truthfully say I served. What can this douchebag (I am sorry for insluting true douchebags everywhere) truthfully say?

  498. 498
    Navy "Doc" Dave Says:

    Now does anyone have any updates as to if anyone from his home town has confronted him about this or not? I would love to hear about some real Marines fucking up his poser ass LOL.

  499. 499
    Smit Says:

    Ronnie boy, Marines, even the dumbest ones, know how to spell. You are the winner of epic fails.

  500. 500
    PI89 Says:

    Ronnie, try suicide. It will make you a household name.

  501. 501
    WIll Says:

    Just submitted another tip into the FBI about this turd

  502. 502
    MSGT0313 Says:

    Ronald Lee Mailahn of 1028 N 31st St Camdon, nj

    YOU ARE A FUCKING FAKE!!!!!!!

    I cannot believe how you can discrace the people who defend your freedom and how you can be a SGTMAJ with Fucked up ribbons, red t-shirt, looks like a Vietnam ribbon or WWII, and ribbons all back wards and out of order! Your also a former Fire Fighter????? WOW I wish my 22.5 year career as a REAL Marine Master Sergeant was as good as yours! Oh BTW Did you all know he was in the ARMY TOO???? And in Korea! Go to his FB page and check out his pics!

    The Local VFW in NJ needs to persue this ASSHOLE for impersonnating a Marine and Stealing Valor!

    Like a friend of mine said…

    You need to Suck Start a M4, and I will let you use mine if you ask nicely!!!! BTW a M4 is a short version of the M16A2 or AR-15 Service Rifle, what ever you want to call it! But i bet you knew that too huh?

    I hope your soon to be wife knows how much of a FAKE you are!

  503. 503
    MG Says:

    I retired as a MGYSGT(0291). That man is as much a SGTMAJ as my dogs.

    Semper Fi

  504. 504
    0311 Says:

    does anyone know where this poser piece of shit actually lives?

  505. 505
    8404 FMF Corpsman Says:

    He has been reported (officially) to the local FBI field office in his area – also to Cherry Hill NJPD

    ‘Nuff said

    Last known City of residence: Cherry Hill New Jersey*

    *10 mins. or so from Barrington, where he was arrested for stealing $12K from a little girl’s softball league

  506. 506
    0311 Says:

    i’m originally from nj and currently in afghanistan. when i get back to nc and than go to nj for leave i would love to have an honest talk with him. ask him if he knows what BAMCIS is, OSMEAC, ADDRAC, PICMDEEP, draw me up a range card, spit out a nato nine line with zmist, shit ask him if he even knows what a zap number is, max effective range for an m16a4 on a point and area target, when screwing on the .50 cal barrel how many clicks do you want to hear, how to check head space and timing, weapons safety rules, etc.

  507. 507
    Marine_7002 Says:

    @497 trakrat: welcome aboard. Nice to see another amtracker here! You’re right on target with your comments.

  508. 508
    Marine_7002 Says:

    @497 trakrat: when I say “another amtracker here”, I’m referring to YatYas1833, and not myself.

  509. 509
    trakrat1833 Says:

    @508 Marine_7002 I knew who you meant Marine..this poser needs to be shown what a REAL Marine looks like…up close and personal!

  510. 510
    Anonymous Says:

    With all of the new laws and the Stolen Valor Act in place, when is it going to stop? A bunch of scumbag posers who don’t have a life try to discredit something that is so sacred to us. No matter if you served four years or 24 years, you don’t have to brag about being a Marine. It’s a title that nobody else can ever take away from you. But these fucksticks tarnish our name and our uniform every time they do something like this. Don’t worry America, there are real Marines that have your back.

  511. 511
    0311 Says:

    here is his physical address.
    XXXXXXXX

    Jonn edited this because we went through this a few months ago when the addresses on Numb Nuts turned out to be those of his ex-wife and daughter and not him so let’s try to keep this about Numb Nuts and keep his family out of it.

  512. 512
    USMC_LDO Says:

    Violations of the Stolen Valor Act can be, like I have in this case, be reported to the FBI who has section devoted to this type of crime. I hope he gets to spend some quality time with a special agent soon.

  513. 513
    Jmo Says:

    I was the youngest brigadier corporal commandant ever but it was g-14 classified so I couldn’t talk about it.

  514. 514
    Steve Ret USMC Says:

    https://www.facebook.com/eagles34x

    The “jackwagon” has his pics posted on his facebook too!

  515. 515
    Gunny Mike Says:

    We posted so many FB “shares” of his fucked up “red-skivvie shirt with deltas” photo that he removed it from his FB profile….but he left up the other 6 or 7. Keep pushing and he will take them all down! I’d still like to give the little douche-bag some Gunny style “wall-to-wall counseling” and some “hands-on” training from my 0311 buddies!

  516. 516
    Marinedevilnut Says:

    Who else just realized he deleted his Pictures of himself with the Red undershirt? Hey fist fuck Ron, Just to let you know, a SERGEANT MAJOR will have something called DEVICES on his ribbons, IE: Gold star in lieu of 2nd award on ribbons like a NAVY ACHIEVEMENT MEDAL aka NAM. Has Anyone else here realized that he doesn’t have any of these, I mean his ribbon seniority is fucked, but above all he is a god damn sgtmaj with 1 god damn good conduct!? No fucking way, 12 years in 1 Good conduct. If you are a real Marine (doubtful) give us some evidence that we are wrong, some official damn documents, but until then Ron, do us a favor and for the love of god suck start a shotgun, you useless waste of space, REAL MEN GIVE THEIR LIFE IN THAT UNIFORM. By the way, Ron, Marines have tough Skin (the higher the rank usually the thicker it is) so grow a pair man up to your shitty mistakes, take the verbal abuse. Hopefully the Marine Corps fucks you with the Green Wienie and you can see the full force of the US government fall on you for committing such a felony. Please feel free to write me (my name) marinedevilnut (incase you didn’t know) at Gmail . com

    I will be waiting for your reply.

    In the words of GySgt Hartman aka: (GySgt Ermey), “It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!”

  517. 517
    Jmo Says:

    I can’t believe this what this man did is insane iv been reading this for over an hour! How can his PO. Not have known these things are going on. I don’t understand how he even got those blues. To get a new set I had to provide my DD214.

  518. 518
    Yat Yas 1833 Says:

    Why won’t this turd just die?!? Trakrat1833, welcome aboard Bro! Finally, another Marine with looks and BRAINS!? (hiding)

  519. 519
    groundpounder65 Says:

    my father was a marine served in korea during the war and yet never talked about it or took pictures of himself in some jacked up uniform and like him i did my time except it was iraq but the thing we had in common was we dont talk about the shit, this ass clown though wow, its too bad he cant be taken to baghdad in that pretty uniform so he can show off his mad combat skills,

  520. 520
    Jason Says:

    The Colonel/Doctor does not approve.

  521. 521
    Facepalm Says:

    Shitbag changed his Facebook address… sigh.

    https://www.facebook.com/eagles34x

  522. 522
    Anonymous Says:

    gezzzzzz what a IDIOT, honestly why the lying anyways, oh well another dumbass DEBUNKED

  523. 523
    0311 Says:

    i shared the rest of his nasty pictures and added some good verbal abuse to them. hopefully it works.

  524. 524
    George Says:

    For my fellow servicemembers who have gotten out or retired, if you recall your orders when you left the service, they do state that you could be recalled back to active duty in time of need. Well…maybe what this moron and all other fakers need is a dose of reality and get recalled back to active duty and then charge for impersonation under the UCMJ. Just sayin.

  525. 525
    Nichevo Says:

    @520 bonus points for the Scrubs reference.

  526. 526
    0311FMFDOC Says:

    You know the guys that get RAPED in PRISON??
    Well, SGTMAJ…. You are THAT GUY….

    So, I sincerely Hope and Pray, that you experience the LOVE of TEUFEL HUNDEN, as They are unleashed…. Knowing that you are ARE a coveted member of YEMX, you will receive so much FAN MAIL while serving as BUBBAS BOTTOM BITCH in Prison.

    I have more RESPECT for the Neisseria gonorrhoeae bacterium that was stuck to the spurs on my Bore Punch after spending my paycheck and 96 with my Marine Brothers down on B.C. Street in Oki….

    In all seriousness, “Kafir”…. All the “LAWERS” in D. C. Won’t help you if one of my fine Kopfjager Teufel Hunden has his DOPE clicked in and sends you some 7.62 love.

    I had FAMILY that died During the Rhineland Campain, Korea, the Gulf of Tonkin, al Jabala, and In “Tunisia”…. Three were Marines. You EVER show your sorry face anywhere NEAR ME, MY losing your shot card WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES….. My sweet and innocent inner child was keelhauled by that mean, twisted evil fucker who took his job…. I will be EVERYWHERE you DON’T WANT ME TO BE….. So Check your six…. CAUSE NONE, NO, NOT ONE, OF THESE WARRIORS and honorable men and women MARINES WILL CHECK IT….
    But my Dear Friend, Retired Master Gunny Terri Sokolow, said SHE THINKS YOU’RE SEXY, AND WOULD LOVE TO STRAP ON HER STAFF NCO CUTLASS AND BUTT-FUCK YOU LONG AND HARD WITH IT…. God! I LOVE A SENSITIVE WOMAN.

    REST WELL, For TONIGHT, THE WOLF PACK OF 3d L. A. R. IS At your gate….
    They have the watch…. Rest well, SGTMAJ MAILBAG….
    Kopfjager awaits, bringing peaceful rest to the wicked and the weary….

  527. 527
    Redacted1775 Says:

    527 posts…should be an instant 1 seed for the JMB tourney…

  528. 528
    WrestleJackNYC Says:

    First, I thank and salute all of you who legitimately served in the US Armed Forces and protected those of us unwilling or unable to do so for ourselves.

    Second, isn’t it a crime to misrepresent yourself as having served when you haven’t? If not, IMO, it should be a felony.

  529. 529
    WrestleJackNYC Says:

    OOOPS, I guess that’s what the ‘Stolen Valor Act’ is all about! Please excuse my ignorance on this matter.

    I wish the PTB on this would act more swiftly.

  530. 530
    0311 Says:

    it’s funny how some lawyers try to fight the stolen valor act, that it takes away an americans freedom of speech. so why is it illegal to impersonate a police officer and/or federal agent? i fully support the stolen valor act and believe who ever does steel the valor of so many service members deserves to get castrated.

  531. 531
    Paratrooper Says:

    Ah, I see some people on here like to bash this poor guy who just wants to belong . . . can I join in?

    ATTENTION WEAK-ASS POSEUR: You are wearing items that you obviously didn’t earn. I say obviously because you are unkempt, your uniform isn’t pressed in any picture, your ribbons are not in order, your Corp ribbons are mixed in with an Army ribbon, and what the fuck is up with your hippy-ass haircut? STOP SHOPPING AT THE SURPLUS STORE AND MAKING UP STORIES TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR NOW WORTHLESS LIFE!

    I will tie a static line around your neck and clip it to the anchor line cable in a C-130 hitting high speeds, NAP of the Earth, and cast you out the paratroop door and watch you bounce off the tail til you quit kicking if I EVER catch you near me or my family!

  532. 532
    WrestleJackNYC Says:

    Violence against the guy isn’t the answer. The US is a nation of laws, for better or worse; upholding them is what you people served for.

    Give the system a chance to work! Your anger and energy might be better served writing to those in charge of enforcing the Stolen Valor Act.

  533. 533
    Jessamy Says:

    I posted this to my 5000 FB friends in the hope of making this go viral. I don’t live in America, so pardon my ignorance, but don’t you wear a khaki hat with a khaki uniform and a white hat with dress blues? Doesn’t the white hat have an insignia on it usually?

    Regardless we know this person to not be genuine, perhaps by sharing this article we can get someone to deal with this person legally, it is shameful to see someone making claims that are untrue regarding their military record, when so many served and still served honourably.

    It should not be permissible to bring servicemen and women into disrepute.

  534. 534
    Redacted1775 Says:

    Depends on what uniform you’re wearing. Service uniforms have green trousers, and you wear the green barracks cover or green garrison cover (also known as a piss-cutter) with them. With dress uniforms you wear blue trousers and the white barracks cover only, even whilst wearing the khaki quarter sleeve (Deltas) or khaki long sleeve with tie and clasp (Charlies).

  535. 535
    USAF Ret TSgt 100% Disabled Vietnam Vet Says:

    I hope that this poser will be dealt with sternly because he is giving his self credit for something he is Not!!! No one can hurt the Marine or other military members with being a Fraud! I was looking very closely to his medals, also, & thought I saw the Vietnam Service & Vietnam Campaign Medal mixed in his ribbons! Please correct me if I’m wrong cause I saw the colors of the ribbons. There is No way that a 43 Y/O could get those medals, so that is Fraud & disrespectful to all Vietnam Vets!!! I’m 60 Y/O (DOB 02/17/1951) & was in Nam in 1973 & 1975 for the pull-out, so I really want this guy put in jail for all his crimes, & the sooner the better!!!

  536. 536
    Seanp Says:

    260 – had me tinkle a little in my pant, that was funny as hell!

  537. 537
    A Real MGunz Says:

    You speak of wearing your Blues at a wedding, invite me you little twerp and I will be there to beat you like a baby seal. Have your lawyer there to “SUE” me to and after I’m done beating his ass, Im going to continue to beat you in the name of every service member that wore a uniform with honor. I have served with honor for 29 years, 12+ deployments with 5 Combat Tours. I hate your guts and I dont even know you but the fact that you “Pose” you have earned my hate. You lack integrity which makes you a failure from the start. You want to be famous? I will definately be your ticket to fame if thats what you seek. You think its funny as you sit there and laugh at the post here and at the same time you have disrespected every honest American that served our country in the process. Laugh now shit bag as sucking soup through a straw is no cake walk. Im confident that if you show your face in public, somebody will beat me to the punch and take care of business. You think you have balls? Walk your stupid ass through the wounded warriors ward at any Naval, Army or Air Force medical center and when some 20 year old LCpl who has made the sacrifice and who serves with honor jumps up and kicks your teeth out with his partial/missing limbed body, think about what got you that ass beating. Trust me, he will go on to do great things, however you will be spitting chicklets for months!

  538. 538
    Alan Fife Says:

    What a piece of shit! One more piece of crap trying to steal our glory. We should give him the treatment we gave all shit bags to “square them away.”

    Semper Fi!

  539. 539
    GySgt USMC Says:

    Kill it with fire or purify with water…boarding! Either way, I now know why I don’t have the power to wish someone away.

  540. 540
    Marine_7002 Says:

    He’s too chickenshit to reply to emails, and he still hasn’t sommoned up the cojones to post a ‘mea culpa’ at pownetwork.org.

    Maybe he’s too busy stealing money from kids’ softball leagues to reply. For those of you not familiar with his sorry sordid background, this will help: http://www.pownetwork.org/horv/horv_867.htm . It includes links to the stories about how he ripped off those kids.

    Or maybe he’s been too busy burning up the 900 phone sex lines. He was fired as a VOLUNTEER firefighter for making those calls to the tune of $800 that were charged to the fire company. It’s tough to get fired from a VOLUNTEER job, but he managed to find a way to do it. Very resourceful, I’d say.

  541. 541
    SSgt3529 Says:

    I’d love to bash this dude’s balls in with a 10 pound sledge for trying to pass himself off as a Marine. We’ve lost too many men and woman who have proudly served for this ass clown to claim he has earned the title Marine.

    #1. Hey fuckstick, we don’t wear red t-shirts in our Dress Blue Deltas.

    #2. Your ribbons are all out of order and you’re not wearing any devices. A SgtMaj would have multiple.

    #3. Only three service stripes? Are you fucking kidding me? I’ll be lucky to be a funny by the time I’m wearing three hashmarks.

    I could nitpick the shit out of this poser if I sat here all day.

  542. 542
    SSgt3529 Says:

    I meant Gunny. Damn autocorrect.

  543. 543
    groundpounder65 Says:

    @537 well put

  544. 544
    Anonymous Says:

    here’s a tip for you,he is already a felon,he is good friends with his PO . that is what he tells people,he lives with his mother,has no job, and she has that big proud picture of him in his dress blues on her wall,the same one that you real marines noticed that everything was put on wrong, she really believes that her son is a marine,and when he gets married he told everyone that he will wear his dress blues to his wedding,again he is so direspectful to all the men and women who fight to keep us safe,who are sent to foreign countries,who leave their children,husbands,wives,family,and serve to keep people like you ronald mailman, safe, God Bless American,i say prayers every night for our brave men and women who serve this great nation,

  545. 545
    Anonymous Says:

    Cover on indoors? Someone please show this man a drill instructor. Yut.

  546. 546
    SSgt3529 Says:

    I love the name tag in his delta pic too. Haha, must be a Recruiting Station SgtMaj, right?

  547. 547
    Commandant Al Grey Says:

    you looking for a blanket party boy?

  548. 548
    GaryGrunt Says:

    Please tell me he has been arrested by now

  549. 549
    Don Collett Says:

    I cannot believe how this liar keeps saying he served. I worked with this jerk off and saw it first hand how he pretended to be a Marine. His job assignment was a shuttle driver. He would stand proud in his Marine League jacket and red hat with the Sgt. Major chevron on it. The Marine League jacket also had the stripes of a Sgt. Major along with a multitude of shoulder patches showing all his duty stations. Whenever a “real” marine would say him “Semper Fi” he would respond “Who Rah” When asked about his service record he would always say that he could not talk about it because he was Spec Ops and his records were sealed. One day last summer before he got fired a couple of plainclothes cops came in and placed him in handcuffs and hauled him away. The following day he told everyone that he had talked about something that was top secret and they took him in for questioning. Later we found out he was arrested for not making restituion payments to the fire department.

    Eventually he got reassigned within the company because the customers he drove were complaining about him. He was no longer a driver and became a lot boy.

    I go to the NASCAR race at Pocono each year. Thanks to my daughter she is able to get me a hot pass for the weekend. This gives me unlimited access for the entire weekend. Before the liar was transfered we would talk about NASCAR. He told me his favorite team was Logano and the Home Depot #20. He knew I was going to Pocono and asked me to bring him back a Home Depot hat. Friday s the best day because there are not many people in the garages and the drivers are usually just hanging around between practice sessions. Prior to the start of practice I went to the Home Depot hauler and bought the hat. Between practice I went to the Home Depot garage and was asked Joey Logano to sign it. I returned to work and present the hat to the Liar. I explained how difficult it is to get a hot pass and because of it I was able to met Logano to have him sign his hat. He told me he would give me the money at the next pay day. Several weeks went by and I asked him and he told me he was short and he would have my $30.00 soon. In October I asked again for the money as he was walking thru the parking lot and he responded that he had put the hat on my desk and someone must have stolen it.

    I became so enraged at him and told him no one would ever steal anything like that period. He kept insisting that the hat was stolen. Just like he keeps insisting that he served.

    I would dog him every time I saw him and that he must have needed the money more than me.

    The thing that got the Liar fired was he was suppose to install rear license plate frames on the new cars when they came in. He must have installed over a dozen frames off center and crooked which resulted in every car having to go to the body shop. The following day he was fired. So rightly so.

    I was so pissed about being lied too and was trying to find away to get even. I did a google search and found the article about him embezzeling the money also found his twitter account which lead to his Facebook page. We all saw the pictures of the Liar in his dress blues with the missing button. Looking close you can see that he photoshoppped the background. I also saw the other pictures of him in his khaikis where it looks like he is sitting in front of a web cam.

    One of his favorite sites besides anything FemDom is Uncle Grunt’s military surplus. Where it looks like he gets all his marine corp wanna be uniforms and badges.

    I give thanks to all that have “really” served and the “Liar” should come clean and admit he had never served and apologize to those who did serve.

    PS The followup to the Home Depot hat that was stolen the following link to his Facebook page shows him proudly wearing the hat.

    Ron Mailahn you are nothing but a Fucking Liar. Once a liar always a liar.

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3019001788806&set=a.1161983484509.2025728.1075474493&type=1&theater

  550. 550
    Anonymous Says:

    Ron Mailahn = SCAMMER, Felon, Thief, FAKE MARINE VET!!! – Topix

    type this in. i found this on the internet

  551. 551
    Anonymous Says:

    OMG thank you Don, for filling us in its amazing how much you can find out on the internet,he has disrespected so many people telling some that they are nothing and that they must refer to him as Sgt major,and belittled so many others,because he felt he was so much better,

  552. 552
    8404 FMF DOc Says:

    @550

    HA HA HA HA… I posted that topix forum rant… ha ha ha just MORE notariety for old Ron

  553. 553
    Jack Says:

    @496 Doc when were you assigned to 1/6?

    I was with 1/6 briefly in 1992 before going on recruiting duty and again in 1995 – 1999.

    My second tour with 1/6 I served as the platoon sergeant for 81s, when we were pulling migrant ops in Cuba and then flew down to take over Bravo Co’s weapons platoon after the mass hazing incident in Panama.

    Got a rifle platoon in Bravo after that and was moved to Charlie 1/6 for Urban Warrior. After being promoted to Gunny I was moved to weapons platoon.

  554. 554
    Jack Says:

    @478, 479 and 480.

    It is rare, you are right. The only place I think I ever wore them (badges with ribbons on C and D uniforms)daily was recruiting duty.

    Never on the pocket; 1/8 of an inch above and backed by cardboard for that neat appearance.

  555. 555
    CPL 5811 Says:

    Any news on this fag?

  556. 556
    Frank Says:

    The dumb ass sucks at putting a fake uniform together however he is awesome at being a thief and a dead beat dad

  557. 557
    noname Says:

    Ask this a hole how many cancers he has had over the years. Non which were true

  558. 558
    just thought you would like to know Says:

    just thought I would stop by and give everyone a heads up. I am sure that Ron will be hitting the streets real soon again as Stg.Major Ron … it seems as if the love of his life has dumped him an broken his heart :( and yes he is up to his old tricks again looking for sympathy any where he can get it . He is posting on all of his pages how she broken his heart and that of his daughters. His daughter could careless. His daughter is so use to her dad being a let down to her that nothing shocks her anymore, and that is sad :( at her age that she has to live with that. Thank God for the wonderful mother she has and all of the other great people in her life. So I am sure that this idiot will be back out strutting his stuff as a retired Stg, Major again in order to pick up some poor unsuspecting woman . I pray that one day soon karma really does catch up to this man and makes him understand that what he does is not right

  559. 559
    Redacted1775 Says:

    Maybe he’ll meet a woman fat enough to eat him next time.

  560. 560
    noname Says:

    Redacted1775-

    No fat woman with any self worth would eat him. Any woman in general whether they are fat, skinny, ugly , beautiful wouldnt touch or go near that lame ahole.

  561. 561
    NHSparky Says:

    it seems as if the love of his life has dumped him an broken his heart

    Well, she was gonna untie herself sooner or later.

  562. 562
    Anonymous Says:

    OMG. This, was awesome.

  563. 563
    one who knows Says:

    he dont advertise it no more, but he makes sure the little bit of people he knows, he makes sure he tells them that he is a marine,and always has been a marine, he said they would have had to kill him first, for him not to make it thru boot camp,but his whole family still believes that he is a marine,and that all you people are a bunch of liars, what an asshole he is, the first time if he was ever deployed over in a country that was at war, he be crying for his mommy, and thats the truth

  564. 564
    Anonymous Says:

    Looking at his picture he looks like the mentally challenged brother of sloth from goonies. The difference being of course is that sloth knew right from wrong and had a heart.

  565. 565
    BCousins Says:

    Once, in the Pentagon locker room, I saw a pimple on a real Marine’s ass that looked a lot healthier than this POS. Did he ever say what it was he did in the Army?

  566. 566
    Anonymous Says:

    Oh lookie! Another retard like Timothy Michael Poe.

  567. 567
    TPM Says:

    561 NHS, that was brilliant! It made swinging by worth it.

  568. 568
    Anonymous Says:

    Are there any charges pending on this shitbird for the lies he is telling

  569. 569
    Tim Says:

    I find it extremely disheartening that this “person”(and I will use that lightly) is from NJ. As a proud veteran who served in the Army as a MP, to see this pos parading around like he did something is horrible. If you served in any branch of the military, you are proud of your service and will not hide it. The fact that he ha now chosen to hide his so called illustrious marine career, and personally If I was able to become a Sergeant Major in nine years or twelve years in everyone would know it. I would be on Good Morning America so the world can see. But he sits back in small town NJ, and presents a lie, that unless you knew him all your life, you will accept at face value, until the discrepancies start to stick out like a clown at a funeral. I pray that I never actually run into him while I am in NJ, I may temporarily forget all decency and manner.

  570. 570
    Brian Says:

    @Ronald Mailahn…..Where do I even begin? Do I begin with your fucked up rack? Or the fact that you’re wearing a red shirt under your khaki blouse? Wait, I know. I’ll start with the fact that you claim to have been in the Marine Corps for 12 years and have miraculously “earned” the rank of Sgt. Major. It’s shitbirds like you who are giving the Marines and the Armed Forces in general a bad name. Why don’t you crawl back to your mother’s basement and play WoW or whatever it is you shitbirds do, and leave my beloved Corps and the Armed Forces alone.

  571. 571
    Joy P. Says:

    This guy looks like he got the uniforms from a retired Sergeant Major who’s wife accidentally donated it to the Goodwill. The name tag thing, that’s for DI’s and recruiters (I wore one as a recruiter). He probably saw some at the mall and figured all Marines did it. What a tool. I checked out the link to his facebook page and apparently, he has removed all of his Marine pics. Now, he’s wearing a cowboy hat and jumping on the “Dallas” train. As a former Marine, married a Marine, parent of 2 Marines- I am offended and I hope he never does it again. If he does, maybe he will learn the error of his ways by some Marines home on leave:)

  572. 572
    Nichevo Says:

    Ron,
    What happened? I messaged you a few weeks ago that I was coming to Collingswood and you never replied. You missed a great time. I got to hang out with family I hadn’t seen since before my deployment, bounce my godson on my knee, and enjoy a sunny day in south Jersey. It would have been made complete if you had responded to my message and met me with either a 214 or you ready to back up the tough guy image you’ve worked so hard to create. Oh well, your loss. I really hope you win this competition though, for once you’ll be able to brag about something you’ve truly earned.

  573. 573
    Green Thumb Says:

    No way #572. My man, “Ranger” Burrell has a leg up on this clown.

  574. 574
    The Dirt Dart Says:

    #3 said,

    “Scott Says:
    February 7th, 2012 at 9:33 pm
    A red t-shirt underneath chucks?? Haze yourself!”

    Had me laughing so hard I never made it through all of the comments.

  575. 575
    one who knows Says:

    he dont live in barrington, he lives in collinswood at his mom’s

  576. 576
    abs Says:

    Any idea what Mazda dealership he works at? I’m in the market for a new car and he looks to me to be an honest salesman.

  577. 577
    one who knows Says:

    already lost that job, now he is a pizza delivery man

  578. 578
    Anonymous Says:

    I know him and his ex-wife. Dude weighs about 80 lbs and was never in the military. They wouldn’t accept him. Those are uniforms he bought at a flea market. He doesn’t pay child support yet he loves his kid, he claims to be a wonderful dad. All he cares about is himself, video games and teying to act like he is 21 and god’s gift to women. He is a LOSER!

  579. 579
    speeding ticket lawyer blackwood nj Says:

    Its been fun to read a part of his biography. I will also like to meet his “lawer”. lolz
    After reading your blog i laughed a lot. Great!

  580. 580
    one who knows Says:

    you know what cracks me up he calls the police on everything and everybody,he threatens people and then misuses the police, if the person he is harrassing gets mad he calls the police and tells them that there is someone who is harrassing him best part is they believe him,he just did this a couple days ago,right now he thinks he is untouchable that he can do what he wants threaten people the way he wants and that the police will protect him and maybe lock up the innocent,the most recent town that he called the police is collinswood, yes i guess the police also love him wow,maybe he can steal money next from the collinswood little league,and also not have to pay it back, ron mailahn can i have your autograph

  581. 581
    USMCE8Ret2012 Says:

    Haze yourself SgtMaj Dirtbag! I’d like to thrash this individual within an inch of his measley, insignificant life.

  582. 582
    one who knows Says:

    #581 i would love to see that, the dirtbag feels he is so untouchable,

  583. 583
    MightBeLate Says:

    Good morning everyone. I don’t know if i am late but i do not know where to start on how a person could do this. This is fucking low i would give my damn nuts let alone my fucking ability to have children to be back in a condition where the all loving and killing, ground shaking United States Marine Corps would let me fight again. but due to my health i cannot, i would even go through boot camp again. So for you ron you shit stain you do not even fucking rate to look at let alone smell any of my covers. If i am ever to find you let alone hear your name let it be known to you and anyone who reads this and the lord almighty that i will take you to the nearest tree line and teach you what it is to be a true marine tooth by tooth that falls from your mouth, you will never wear anything of my god loving corps. even in death if i am to remember your name i will hunt you like a fucking dog from the fires of hell. to everyone else my apologies if some of what i said was misspelled or made no sense this shit just hurts my damn head even thinking about people like him have a good day all. Semper Fi to all past present and future marines

  584. 584
    Anonymous Says:

    well you wont have to worry about the tooth by tooth thing, the pos has no teeth,

  585. 585
    GunzRunner26.2 Says:

    What freaking rock do these turds crawl out from under. Seriously with all of the information on the net and they can’t even be a good phoney. Now choke yourself. “Not with your hand scumbag!”

  586. 586
    O-4E Says:

    “forthwith”

    Well then…

  587. 587
    USMCE8Ret Says:

    (Yes, when I get bored oftentimes come back here to see the comment updates. They’re hysterical and they cheer me up.)

    Thanks Ron. (…but you’re still a fuck-knuckle)

  588. 588
    one who knows also Says:

    what an idiot, i should post his address so you all could write to him or pay him a visit,he is nothing but a mean stupid pos who has women believing some of the lies he tells

  589. 589
    EdUSMCleg Says:

    Epic thread

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