This ain’t Hell, but you can see it from here …but you can see it from here

Yeah, I know, you probably didn’t know that the MTV Awards were last night either. But, boy we know it now. The first thing I saw about it was on Fox & Friends this morning where they showed a clip of Britney Spears’ stand ovation for being a coke-snorting skank and having makeup people who can cover it all up so well. So I was pretty sure that I didn’t miss much…just a bunch of self-important, dope-addled ne’er-do-wells patting each other on the back for taking instructions from other people well-enough to fool teenagers into buying whatever they are selling.

Then, I dialed up Gateway Pundit;

The British actor-comedian, Russell Brand, the host of the MTV Music Video Awards, started off the night calling those Americans racist who do not vote for Barack Obama. He followed that up by saying that President Bush was retarded.
The MTV audience loved him.

It didn’t bother them a bit that this foreigner just came to America to tell them how to vote and then called their current leader a retarded cowboy.

Yeah, so I don’t who this cum bubble is so I checked on Wikipedia - an excellent source for useless crap. Of course Wikipedia verified what I already knew; the guy’s an unmitigated failure. Why else would he be hosting the MTV Awards? Apparently he’s famous for coming in third in a stand-up comic competition. Only in Europe.

From Michelle Malkin a transcription of some of his comments;

Now, as a representative of the global community and a visitor from abroad, I don’t want to come across a little bit biased, but could I please ask of you people of America, to PLEASE ELECT BARACK OBAMA. Please! On behalf of the world. (Camera pans to singers Chris Brown and Britney Spears applauding and cheering.) Some people, I think they’re called racists, say that America is not ready for a black president. But I know America to be a forward-thinking country, right. Because, otherwise, you know, would you have let that retarded cowboy fellow be president for eight years?

We were very impressed. It was nice of you to let him have a go. Because in England, George Bush wouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors.

Well, I think England is ready for a Pakistani King, see what you can do about speeding that along, Rus. After all, if you don’t have a Pakistani King, you’re all a bunch of racist, gap-toothed, drooling morons who have already banned scissors from its citizens to prevent another civil war. D’ya like that?

Honestly, only those dope smoking cum bubbles at the MTV Awards could’ve tolerated another dope smoking cum bubble telling them how to vote “as a citizen of the world”. Dumbasses.

Michelle Malkin also has some of the backlash from the MTV audience. You know you’ve screwed up when those fans of Pimp My Crib start complaining about the content of the programing. But this just furthers the theory that Obama is the American Idol candidate. Well, that and there’s an actual thread for discussing how much you love Obama at the American Idol forum.