The round Marine
April 3rd, 2012
Chris sent us this picture so we can put out an APB on the turd roller;
He looks like may have eaten a Marine once, in fact there might a couple buried in his neck fat. What’s with the phonies thinking they can get away with wearing the SEAL Trident lately? And isn’t the EOD badge an Army badge? I guess the boy thinks he can mix and match service appurtenances like Soup.
Anyway, someone must know this guy out there. We need a name and an address so we can pull his records and embarrass the shit out of him. But we’ll never be able to embarrass him as much as he’s embarrassed us.
April 3rd, 2012 at 6:18 am
The EOD badge is one of the few cross branch badges, like basic jump wings. Of course, he’s not wearing them in the right place, but he seems to have more unifom below his ribbons than above.
April 3rd, 2012 at 6:33 am
You’d think a guy with every award in the USMC inventory would at least know that the Fourragere went under the epaulet….
April 3rd, 2012 at 7:00 am
I think he ate Soup Sandwich AND his ribbon rack. I’d love to see if the fat fuck has bloused desert boots on.
April 3rd, 2012 at 7:24 am
Easy, boys and girls, this one is a total badass. You can tell by the all business, no bullshit stare he’s got cookin. He’s one of those Recon SEAL Marines (one of the rarest species on the planet and should be on the endangered species list).
In all seriousness; I’m not even a Marine and I can see punk ass poser all over this chump. Starting with his gig line and fourragere. Then; he has a ribbon rack that would make him one of the most decorated military service persons in history (a 12 row rack is totally awesome!). I believe I see an Army ribbon, or two, in that rack, also.
Maybe a few real Marines can meet up with him and square his shit.
April 3rd, 2012 at 7:25 am
I did not know they made uniforms in XXXXXL!
April 3rd, 2012 at 7:27 am
Is the marksmanship badge on the right on crooked, or is it just rounding the curve of his man-boob?
April 3rd, 2012 at 7:31 am
I also love how he has the Expert Rifle/Pistol “E” on a Navy “E” ribbon.
Uh, yeah, not so much. And let’s not get into the MOH BELOW the Navy Cross, pretty much every award given out since the 1950′s, V device on the wrong side of his NAM (and frankly, I can’t think of the last time someone got a NAM with “V”), PUC/NUC/MUC out of order, Kuwait Liberation with no SWA, the list goes on, and on, and on…
April 3rd, 2012 at 7:36 am
He looks like the Tourette’s Guy.
April 3rd, 2012 at 7:38 am
You know if you’re going to go all out at least go with the Master EOD. Sort of looks like the senior EOD crab though. Can you guys tell if that’s a star on the bomb or just the light? Debating on if I should bounce this post to my family heh.
April 3rd, 2012 at 7:54 am
NHSparky: I think that’s the Defense Distinguished Service Medal after the NC, not the MOH.
April 3rd, 2012 at 7:59 am
Marines don’t wear green aguilettes with their service dress uniforms. Gold or scarlet, but not green.
That cord is from ROTC or Captain Video’s Space Rangers.
April 3rd, 2012 at 8:02 am
Dear gawd.
Why isn’t he in the Stan. Juts let him wear his dress uniform and the mere sight of that valor will make the enemy beg forgiveness.
On a side note we need to find this guy ASAP if only to make sure he isn’t passed out somewhere. That collar looks like it may cut off his airway at any minute.
April 3rd, 2012 at 8:04 am
I see the Navy Cross and maybe the Airman’s Medal on the top row right behind the Fourragere knot.
April 3rd, 2012 at 8:42 am
Is that a pineapple in the center of his rank???
April 3rd, 2012 at 8:48 am
Nothing pisses me off more than a poser. This guy is nothing but a “PX War Hero”.
April 3rd, 2012 at 8:53 am
Hilarious… this dude deployed more than Chesty! Is that a UN ribbon (center, 2nd row from bottom) for Korea Service?
Wow… just…wow. Wings and EOD and Trident… this guy can call in his own air strike, fly the Hornet, diffuse errant clusters, THEN… kill you with a spork!
OOOH RAAAAH
April 3rd, 2012 at 8:54 am
@14… Exploding Bomb (Master Gunnery Sgt)
April 3rd, 2012 at 9:00 am
Interesting, he has an American Defense Service Ribbon that was only issued to those on active duty between 39-41. He looks kind of young for a pre WWII Vet don’t ya think. No other WWII Campaign ribbons, I guess he was stateslide during WWII. Also, No Vietnam ribbons either. He must have went into hiding and then awarded himself the valorious awards during the Gulf War. I hope this turd is identified.
April 3rd, 2012 at 9:35 am
I see he has a Navy Expeditionary Medal and it looks like the Arctic Service Ribbon, but I don’t see Silver Dolphins. Oh, well, no one wants seems to want to impersonate Submariners for some reason…
April 3rd, 2012 at 9:36 am
This is making the rounds apparently.
Found this on AR15.com:
http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies243.htm
April 3rd, 2012 at 9:39 am
Also, neat that despite being outed previously he continues to do it after “apologizing” and his rack of medals and badges continues to grow.
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:13 am
PLEASE tell me that those aren’t aviator wings at the top. Sweet, venerable monkey Moses. This man needs to be beaten until he gains wisdom.
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:17 am
Oh, well, no one wants seems to want to impersonate Submariners for some reason…
You want to be the guy who says, “There I was, no shit–out on OP, doing a lockout from the Forward Escape Trunk with a K-Bar knife I borrowed from the SEALs who were too scared to go with me…”
And then a real bubblehead would go, “Yeah, there you were, cranking, mashing trash, scrubbing shitters, you lying ass fuck.”
For the record, my first underway on my first boat was an OP. I mess-cranked for 45 days of it.
To be honest, I think a lot of the reason nobody impersonates bubbleheads is because we DON’T get a lot of publicity–and I’m totally fine with that.
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:18 am
Under a photo on the POWNET link, this:
“LARRY E. GUGLE (front center) wearing all the war hero crap that he does not rate. This was a wreath laying ceremony at the tomb of the unknown, Arlington National Cemetery, Washington, D.C.”
I have an urge to apply a tire iron to his face. RUFKM????
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:21 am
NR Pax–hard to tell with that sweet rope covering it, but it could be Naval Parachutist badge. Sadly, Jonn’s description of the picture means I can’t see it on a work computer. Guess the filters don’t like the word fuck.
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:24 am
WOW….. I spend the morning doing actual work and then come in to find I missed the excitement again.
How this guy actually managed to make it through to retirement from the Marine Corps is what amazes me most.
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:28 am
The sad part is that if I’m reading POW Network correctly, he actually was a Marine and earned the rank of Gunny.
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:30 am
Well, this gives a new meaning to the term “Gugle it” (see comment 20 above). (smile)
1/9 MAR Network does a great expose of this assclown here:
http://www.1stbattalion9thmarinesfirebase.net/LarryGugle.htm
And IMO they’re dead on target with the medal he truly rates (see end of the above link).
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:34 am
Pax–he made 1st Sgt. (E-8) before he got called on his shit and busted back to GySgt. Jebus.
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:39 am
What? No Purple Heart? What was this guy thinking? The PH must be a dead giveaway for a faker so since he has none, this guy must be for real!
April 3rd, 2012 at 11:01 am
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April 3rd, 2012 at 11:05 am
A few questions as I am civilian here. Why do you guys always call someone “Soup Sandwich?” Is that an inside joke? And could a Marine earn an Army badge or medal or whatever it is called. (The EOD thing). And could a Marine, in theory, be a SEAL as they both part of the Department of the Navy?
Why a guy who actually did serve would lie like this is beyond me. What a shame.
April 3rd, 2012 at 11:10 am
Andy Kravetz:
The origin of the term is a crude military expression something along the lines of “That’s as (fornicated)-up as a soup sandwitch.”
The specific reference in context at TAH is:
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=24149
April 3rd, 2012 at 11:14 am
I’m not sure if there are two conversations going on here, but the FF pictured above is NOT Larry Gugle.
April 3rd, 2012 at 11:16 am
Hondo,
The sad part is, as someone also pointed out, it seems his rack (and his gut) have grown exponentially since the was outed and the rolling hair-infested turd that he is.
April 3rd, 2012 at 11:19 am
I thought Sgt Schultz was in the German Army?
April 3rd, 2012 at 11:22 am
Kevin,
Well, it sure looks like him to me, albeit after a significant weight gain and maybe some Grecian on the mustache. But you could be right.
April 3rd, 2012 at 11:27 am
Fat fuck vs. lesbian pirate: FIGHT!
April 3rd, 2012 at 11:29 am
And could a Marine, in theory, be a SEAL as they both part of the Department of the Navy?
Only if he was 1–in the Navy, 2–had attended BUD/S, 3–earned his Trident. However, it would be strange for someone to have been a SEAL, leave the Navy, and come back into the Marines. If there is such a case, I’m not aware of it, although people leave one service and join another all the time, as some have pointed out, there are a few people floating around out there with Navy dolphins (submariner) and CIB’s.
April 3rd, 2012 at 11:36 am
@34: How do you know? I’m not asking in a smartass way, but genuinely want to know how you came to that conclusion.
April 3rd, 2012 at 11:58 am
yep, I bet he was a door gunner on the space shuttle.
April 3rd, 2012 at 12:01 pm
He’s also wearing the American Defence and American Campaign ribbons from WWII. the Defence ribbon would mena he had to have served PRIOR to Pearl Harbor attack.
April 3rd, 2012 at 12:02 pm
There are those who run towards the sound of clanging silverware. Those who run towards the mess hall, even when there’s a big line. And when they’re serving USDA grade C beef, when the bug juice machine is dry, or when the yakisoba is cold, you will find them running to stuff their faces anyway.
Which way would you run?
The few. The proud. The marines.
April 3rd, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Nam ribbons too!
April 3rd, 2012 at 12:23 pm
Old Trooper- Larry Gugle is much older (64), and I’ve been following his BS for a while. He was a close combat instructor at MCRD San Diego when I went through boot camp. I remembered him because of a couple of incidents that occurred during the traning.
April 3rd, 2012 at 12:24 pm
s/b training (first day with my new hands)
April 3rd, 2012 at 12:38 pm
If you google gugle on the google machine, you can get some stuff on Larry (who apologized years ago, BTW), including pictures of him as a DI
http://www.1stbattalion9thmarinesfirebase.net/LarryGugle.htm
http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?43996-GySgt-Larry-E-Gugle-Resurfaces
April 3rd, 2012 at 12:54 pm
Looks pretty legit to me.
April 3rd, 2012 at 12:57 pm
One thing is consistent between the fella in this image and the Larry Gugle person mentioned as of lately in this thread (and also the POW Network), the Kuwait Liberation ribbon/medal is placed absolutely last on the rack (of both) if this person is one and the same.
April 3rd, 2012 at 1:07 pm
Kevin–I’ve seen his “apologies”. None sound particularly remorseful, and as the one on the 1/9 page shows, it just gets into deeper bullshit, and he even claims his records won’t show his service in DS/DS, even though he was FORCED to retire as a GySgt after his court-martial in 1990.
Sorry, but no. Gugle hasn’t apologized for jack yet.
April 3rd, 2012 at 1:15 pm
At the risk of sounding like I’m defending Larry Gugle, he wore ribbons he didn’t rate (and was reduced from E-8 to E-7 as a result), but he had them on properly. He was a squared away poseur (he was an ‘fing DI after all).
After retiring, he continued the charade and promoted himself to Sergeant Major. Technically, he should have posed as a Master Gunnery Sergeant, since he was a radio tech.
If the guy above was ever in the service, I’ll bet he never made it through the basic training of whatever service he attempted.
April 3rd, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Here is another link to this dirtbag. He has obviously has a chronic problem of being a phony. I became aware of him two years ago from the attached link. http://www.thewalkingdead.org/home/wannabeheros.html
I thought he looked familiar. This dude should do some serious time, he cannot claim ignorance.
April 3rd, 2012 at 1:49 pm
I thought he looked familiar, Here is another link to this dirtbag. He has obviously has a chronic problem of being a phony.
http://www.thewalkingdead.org/home/wannabeheros.html
April 3rd, 2012 at 2:00 pm
So he was a GySGT in the Corps…someone explain this to me; why was that not honorable enough that he’d have to go and fuck it all up by claiming all this other horseshit? I’m truly stumped.
April 3rd, 2012 at 2:06 pm
They need to create a separate category for the jesse macbeth awards: heaviest mo-fo.
Chunkiest poseur since heavy top.
April 3rd, 2012 at 2:17 pm
Could be wrong, but I am pretty sure that there were some Coasties going to BUD/S. I also thought some of the MARSOC guys went to BUD/S as well.
That aside, this guy is a JOKE!!!!!!
April 3rd, 2012 at 2:32 pm
Ditto the concern that this POS isn’t Gugle. If it is, he’s added the a new rank, fourragère, EOD and SEAL badges, not to mention an ass load of new medals that are all jacked up. He also forgot where to put the expert pistol badge. My $.02 is that this is a new guy that looks like Gugle, only more f’d up and a lot fatter.
April 3rd, 2012 at 2:34 pm
USGC SEALs – http://coastguard.dodlive.mil/2010/05/coast-guard-graduates-first-two-seals/
April 3rd, 2012 at 3:31 pm
@51: A Marine’s MOS does not determine if they become a SgtMaj; any GySgt can express a desire and, if selected become a 1stSgt. After that, the next promotion is SgtMaj. Otherwise, GySgts who do do not desire consideration for or do not get selected for 1stSgt can still be selected for MSgt; following that, MGySgt.
None of which changes the fact that this guy is a total bag of s**t, regardless of his true identity.
April 3rd, 2012 at 3:37 pm
I think maybe he won the trident as a prize for eating an Elephant Seal at a bar and grill someplace?
April 3rd, 2012 at 4:15 pm
NH Sparky,
Regarding your comment @39, there is at least one Marine on active duty who is also a SEAL, as I went to OCS with him back in the summer of 1999. He was an enlisted SEAL and wanted to fly for the Navy, but they told him he was too old to go to flight school. He got an age waiver from the Marine Corps and is now an F/A-18 pilot. The Navy’s loss is the Marine Corps’ gain b/c he’s a great guy and a damn good officer. And, BTW, the Marine Corps told him that the Trident was not authorized for wear on the Marine Corps uniform. That may’ve changed in the ensuing years, but he was not allowed to wear it when we graduated and got commissioned.
April 3rd, 2012 at 4:44 pm
$20 says he keeps his spare medals in his fat rolls.
April 3rd, 2012 at 4:49 pm
@Just Plain Justin And if that didn’t work then I guess his only alternative would be sitting on that poor seal. I propose we name this schmuck Snorlax since he fits the description very well.
April 3rd, 2012 at 4:53 pm
I don’t think Gugle is this guy. I also think you’re all racist since you think all fat white guys look alike. Shame on you.
April 3rd, 2012 at 4:59 pm
Where the are the RVN ribbons, also looks like he got a Navy Cross and MOH. What an asshole.
April 3rd, 2012 at 5:03 pm
looks like a moving terrain feature….
April 3rd, 2012 at 5:27 pm
I can’t decide which comment I thought was funnier: Jason’s comment #60, or El Marco’s #66.
April 3rd, 2012 at 5:35 pm
It’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
April 3rd, 2012 at 5:54 pm
This type of fraud is absolutely the worst. He had an honorable career, with a couple of hiccups, that any Marine would be proud of, yet that wasn’t ‘t good enough. He, above anyone else, should have realized what he was doing. There should be some way to rescind their Honorable Discharge if they got one.
April 3rd, 2012 at 5:59 pm
looks like he is a slick bomb, guess he couldn’t spare the extra $3 to bump it up to master.
April 3rd, 2012 at 6:39 pm
Photo’s don’t match up…..He’s still a *dickweed* in the wild.
April 3rd, 2012 at 7:13 pm
Mary at POW Network just emailed us for help IDing him, so I guess she doesn’t think it’s Gugle, either.
April 3rd, 2012 at 7:31 pm
It’s the Michelin Man.
April 3rd, 2012 at 7:53 pm
Brian @61–Like I said, I didn’t KNOW of any, never said there weren’t any. But what you say makes perfect sense.
And I’m kind of leaning towards this guy NOT being Gugle, simply because this douchebag has his ribbons all jacked up, wrong order, wrong devices, etc.
April 3rd, 2012 at 8:38 pm
He should apply for an interservice transfer to the Navy and become a blimp. I hear that the Coast Guard and/or Border Patrol need really big balloons for some sort of surveillance operations too.
April 3rd, 2012 at 8:50 pm
Oh, you guys have it all wrong. He was just trying to honor those that actually earned those medals and knew he was one of very few of the willing that could fill out a uniform big enough to fit every ribbon ever made on it.
You should know that he spent HIS OWN money having a custom uniform made and buying all those ribbons.
And he HAD planned on eventually arranging them into the proper order of precedence to replace those crazy posters at the PX, with biological art.
April 3rd, 2012 at 8:52 pm
@#11 AdirondakPatriot-it’s not a aguillette. It’s a French fouriegeurre. More commonly known as the pogey rope. I’ve still got mine from my time with 5th Marines. However the one I was issued way back when (1987) had a black tip. And it is worn with service and dress uniforms-under the epaulet on service and over the epaulet on dress (eppaulets are sewn down on dress blues. Regardless, this fat fucktard probably never was a Marine. let alone a CAP or even a cub scout
April 3rd, 2012 at 9:16 pm
Stacy: Thanks for clarifying. In the Coast Guard, the only people who wear such things are company commanders in boot camp (whom I tried to avoid at all costs) and junior officer aides to admirals (whom I try to avoid at all costs to this day.)
April 3rd, 2012 at 9:41 pm
Gig line is about the only thing he has correct lol
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:47 pm
I nominate him as an early candidate in the annual jesse macbeth competition this year.
The heavyweight division.
April 3rd, 2012 at 11:59 pm
Heard about this guy on Twitter via @NavySEALsOrg and ruled out Gugle. We’re looking for him. Does anyone know where the original photo came from? It looks like something off Facebook. Any info would help.
Would love to ID this POS.
April 4th, 2012 at 10:19 am
What a frigging blivet. I swear, his face/neck above that collar looks like the pic of that fat chick’s ass spilling over her short-shorts that’s been going around.
April 4th, 2012 at 11:38 am
@#77–correct. I served in 2/39th Inf, 9th ID in the early 80s.
The Bn had been awarded the Fouriegeurre (Belgian, IIRC…it’s basically identical to the French version) for it’s actions during WW2, and like other unit awards, you were authorized to wear the rope on the Class A or B uniform for ONLY the time you were assigned to the unit.
Once you PCS’d out, it came off the uniform.
April 4th, 2012 at 11:48 am
I’m wondering how come he chose not to wear his Green Beret for this photo? How humble of him.
I’m sure his identity will eventually surface. Turds do tend to float, after all, especially large fatty ones like this.
April 4th, 2012 at 11:53 am
#82 Ryan: “Blivet.” Perfect. http://www.history.army.mil/photos/gulf_war/017-12.JPG
April 4th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
He also fits the alternate definition of a blivet IMO – 10 lbs of crap shoved into a 5 pound bag.
April 4th, 2012 at 5:52 pm
An old friend from the Corps forwarded this to me today. For the record, I don’t think the guy above is Larry Gugle, for reasons already covered in earlier comments. For one thing, except for the moustache, he doesn’t even look much like Gugle. Gugle is older and his moustache was graying even when those old photos at some of the links above were taken. Gugle’s ears are different, his face is longer than this guy’s, and his mouth is wider. Plus, when Gugle was faking it he did a much more credible job than this moron. A fucking Trident? Seriously?
I am not here to defend Gugle. But if people mistakenly assume that the mystery of this guy’s identity is solved, it’s less likely we’ll ever find out who he really is. And I’d like to see that happen.
Semper Fi
April 4th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
He looks good for fighting in WWII. What a oxygen theif… Wonder what Gen. G Washington would recomend as punishment for this waste of space…
April 4th, 2012 at 10:07 pm
As a Marine, what embarrasses me the most is that you can even GET Blues that size… Maybe he skinned a couple of Lcpl’s and had their’s sewn together….
April 4th, 2012 at 10:40 pm
Dante1811, only a couple of L/Cpls? More like a squad of L/Cpls!? Hell, I’m old Corps, you could use that blouse to stop an F-4 Phantom on full after burners in about 6 foots!?
PLEASE find out who this asshat is! I’m off until Feb 2013 so I’d love to go look it up and kick it’s nuts up around it’s ears. Provided it has nuts which I highly doubt.
April 5th, 2012 at 5:31 am
I don’t know what everyone is talking about here, this hard charger looks like he has his shit squared away. Its no accident that we don’t know his name, the gov probably has it locked down for nat. security reasons. This hero is most likely the apex of every successful military mission since WW2 and he has the hardware to prove it so just back off guys. Fuckin’ guy has a trident!! This picture probably keeps our enemies awake at night and lets Americans sleep soundly.
April 5th, 2012 at 6:44 am
This guy’s a jackass.
April 5th, 2012 at 12:59 pm
ROFL @ #89 Dante… it puts the Lotion on…
April 5th, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Beaver, did you mean “jackass” – or “lardass”?
April 5th, 2012 at 3:07 pm
#88 – George Washington asked the Continental Congress to increase the maximum allowable flogging from a 39 lashes (based on Deut. 25:3, I think) to 100 and then 500 — says this: http://lewis-clark.org/content/content-article.asp?ArticleID=2641 — for this guy he might ask them to impose a rate of lashes “per square foot.”
April 5th, 2012 at 3:10 pm
(Or, with his surveying background, maybe per acre…?)
April 5th, 2012 at 11:42 pm
This is this first fucker I’ve seen with the balls to pull out an EOD badge.
April 6th, 2012 at 1:09 am
@97 FNG, that just proves what a retard he is? He wants to be someone who walks up to a live bomb and mess with it??? That’s like the knuckleheads who jump out of perfectly good airplanes!!! Norther is in their right mind!?
April 6th, 2012 at 3:36 am
I don’t think this jerk is Gurgle but I did find some interesting info on Gurgle. He is one website for HAM radio call sign K4RFE. It has the same picture of c him graduating from DI school but without all the ribbons. And also his boot camp platoon picture. Plt 2124 MCRD San Diego 1969.
As for the fat asshole in the above picture. He will not be happy when real Marines get him.
April 6th, 2012 at 5:52 am
C’mon, Yat Yas. Knowing how to jump has its uses. It’s really not something you want to do “for record” without training.
And EOD folks, along with MEDEVAC crews, are probably the two groups I’d rate has having generally bigger balls than Rangers/SF/SEALS/Force RECON/etc . . . . Takes a really special kind of individual to do either of those jobs. Dunno if I could have done either.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/burghardt.asp
http://www.homeofheroes.com/moh/citations_living/vn_a_novosel.html
April 8th, 2012 at 5:36 pm
The one that takes the cake for me is the “V” device on his Global War on Terrorism Service medal!!!!!!!! It is original!
April 9th, 2012 at 12:54 pm
Nothing but love for the EOD. Saints, the lot of ‘em
April 9th, 2012 at 2:10 pm
“But we’ll never be able to embarrass him as much as he’s embarrassed us.”
THAT is some solid writing. Well played, sir.
April 9th, 2012 at 6:45 pm
Looked @ his other page and after seeing all the lies he pulled about the decorations from almost (don’t see CG) all the services, it’s hard to believe he’s even a PMP (Project Management Professional). Would like to quiz him about project facts and see how badly he does there.
April 9th, 2012 at 7:57 pm
@100 Hondo, I have the utmost respect for the men, and women, who do those jobs; EOD, Airborne, Green Beenies, Recon, etc. But it is my considered, learned opinion that all of these hard chargers are out of their frickin’ minds! I was goofy enough to go shooting out of the ass end of an LST or LPD like a turd in an Amtrac which is nothing compared to the rest!?
April 10th, 2012 at 5:39 pm
WW2, Korea, Desert Storm, no Viet Nam? Huh? WTF? …oh, CIA from 1964-1975.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:00 pm
This turd even claims to be an engineer! not only does he have a bachelors, but masters in EE, then a MBA.
In most states you can’t call yourself an engineer unless you are registered as such – so I guess this dirtbag has one more strike against him.
I am an engineer, have the PE to go with it.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Matt, if you have any additional information on this turd burglar, please pass it to Jonn or Mary Schantag over at POWNETWORK.ORG. Thanks.
April 19th, 2012 at 6:09 pm
Matt Conlon: alternatively, you could post whatever info you have about this POS here and I’ll submit a FOIA on the bastard. Or send the info to me directly. Jonn has my OK to send you my e-mail address.
April 22nd, 2012 at 4:27 am
Well, looks like Sgt Schultz finally got a woman on Hogan heroes… This fat fuck is his son…
May 4th, 2012 at 4:34 am
What an asshole. I wonder if he knows how disrespectful that truly is.
May 18th, 2012 at 6:24 am
[...] Marine thing. Actually, he looks like he used to eat second in the same mess hall as the Round Marine. His Facebook profile says that he works at “Division des Opérations Spéciales”, so [...]
May 18th, 2012 at 9:15 am
OK, that does it ….. I want an Infantry Cord! One of those blue thingys! I’m rather surprised Mr Blood and Guts here doesn’t have one. But if he’s all that he claims an I nfantry cord shouldn’t be a big problem for me ……
July 5th, 2012 at 10:18 am
[...] Larry “The Round Marine” Gugle [...]
July 5th, 2012 at 11:52 pm
This guy is a tickle monster. A shoo in to the Sweet Sixteen where he will meet, my man, “Ranger” Burrell…the “Ninja”.
July 6th, 2012 at 3:56 pm
WIMPY OF POPEYE FAME FINALLY FOUND! I’ll Gladly pay you a Hamburger tomorrow for a Silver Star Today. What a Cheeze Dick
July 7th, 2012 at 3:09 am
Anyone else notice the American Defense Medal (6th row , yellow) only issued during September 8, 1939 thru December 7, 1941.
he looks a little young to be a WWII vet…
July 7th, 2012 at 3:09 am
Sorry that should be the American Defense Service Medal.
July 9th, 2012 at 8:51 am
[...] Lowry 5 Jomathan “The Cock Inhaler” Sharkey v. 12 Bob “Bolivian Field Mouse” Duft 4 Larry “The Round Marine” Gugle v. 13 Michael “8 tons of frijoles” Frisoli 3 Jason “Prison SEAL” Truitt v. 14 Thomas [...]
July 10th, 2012 at 11:01 am
I wanna vote for this guy!
July 13th, 2012 at 6:04 pm
I am no RAMBO mother fucker like this hard dick, SEAL RECON MARINE, I mean shit he must have seen every conflict back to the Revolutionary war. He must have been there a Turn Tavern in 1776 when the Corps was founded and he must just be so goddamn good that no one has ever heard of him. Instead of shooting his enemies he kills them with his awesomeness or he just fucking eats them. SEAL RECON EOD MARINE are rare breed, What an awesome site behold another jackass to be proud of.
July 24th, 2012 at 9:33 am
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July 27th, 2012 at 9:59 am
I don’t care WHO this poser actually IS… he’s a dirtbag. I hate military posers. I hate USMC posers worse. and the fact that he DARED to stick that EOD badge on there!?! that was the final straw. at least it’s just a basic badge. fricking dirt bag. we know far too many people… FRIENDS… who have lost life and limb wearing that badge for real. my husband retired after almost 30 years serving in the Corps, and 25 of them wearing that badge. for real. posers like that make me fighting mad.
July 28th, 2012 at 11:33 pm
I posted a link to this site on reddit. one of the responses contained this link:
http://www.1stbattalion9thmarinesfirebase.net/LarryGugle.htm
Not 100% that it’s the same guy. I have to imagine a real Marine lying about medals would still know wearing twice as many ribbons as Chesty Puller as well as decorations from other services might raise a few eyebrows. Especially since it seems he was deceiving legit combat vets, not idiots in bars willing to pay for his drinks.
July 28th, 2012 at 11:45 pm
The clown is a fat shitball but a rolling turd gathers no moss….
He could be rolling to the finals…
July 29th, 2012 at 10:14 am
Comments here:
http://weaponsman.com/?p=2049
say the fat fuck in the foto is not Larry Gugle.
July 29th, 2012 at 10:17 am
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; That’s not Larry Gugle. The only thing they share is a body type. Facially, they look nothing alike, except for the rolls of bacon around their chins.
July 29th, 2012 at 11:52 am
Maybe it’s Halloween.
July 29th, 2012 at 12:27 pm
Nigeria has Marines? Because he must be their MasterGunnyScammer.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:14 am
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August 12th, 2012 at 9:51 pm
Why is a Marine wearing a Navy Seal Trident when only sailors are eligible to apply to be a SEAL? Did he state hus BUD/s UDT number? Who was his swim buddy? Commanding officer? Has he been reported to Mr. Don Shipley?
August 12th, 2012 at 11:09 pm
I just found your site and I have to say I love it. I was married for far more years than I would like to admit to a man who constantly lied about his military service. After a time I figured it out (years of supposed service didn’t add up) but still his family continued to help him lie! It made me cringe each time I would hear him claim some glory I knew he had not earned. It wasn’t until his father died that I finally found his “less than honourable” discharge papers proving that he was indeed a liar. Even after I confronted him with what I knew he still tried to convince me that his lies were true! *BARF* Now I am dating a real hero, a man who served honourably for 22 years and rarely speaks about his service. Sad thing is, that when he told me that he was a Marine, I found myself disbelieving it, until I was able to confirm it independently. Such a shame that liars like this caused me to ever doubt his integrity.
Anyway, keep doing what you do. Great job!
Just a thought, when you get a picture like this and want to try and find where it has been used online (such as a facebook or myspace profile) so you can track the lying as*holes down, you can try searching for it through a reverse image search engine such as http://www.tineye.com/ or upload it and then do a google image search using the image’s url. Once you get the results, hover over the picture and click similar. It will then take you to a page which allows you to search by image, and it will find all exact copies of the photo in question available online. Again, keep up the good work on calling out these as*clowns on their Bullsh*t!
August 16th, 2012 at 1:05 pm
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Where the crap do these people come from? This website is hilarious!!!
September 2nd, 2012 at 3:09 am
The site should take Gugle’s name off of this and leave it as an unidentified shitbag so he can be outed. Gugle was an ass-hat but he was a crafty one and posed as a Sgt Major, not a MGySgt. He was very crafty about how he worked his forgeries. Hate to say it but this guy is an amateur compared to Gugle.Probably never served in his life.
September 5th, 2012 at 6:48 pm
I just don’t get it??? This guy was Marine.. He made it to Gunny for Christ sake… He already had honor, why throw it away? Why lie??? He didn’t need to, HE WAS A MARINE!?!? What a fool!!
September 19th, 2012 at 9:42 am
No no no,you guys have it all wrong. The badges mean he ate a SEAL and EOD dude. He also ate his 201 file,thatks why he’s such a chubby boy.
September 19th, 2012 at 10:17 am
Oh ummmmm,he also ate his discharge.
September 19th, 2012 at 4:48 pm
I like how he doesn’t even have a good cookie and is a master guns
Get that fat fuck the fuck outta here
September 21st, 2012 at 8:03 pm
I dont know if ever served but he should be NJP by DOD for this shit
September 24th, 2012 at 8:38 am
Holy screaming $hit…this guy is a walking nuclear option.
October 3rd, 2012 at 8:05 am
We keep this nut-sack’s picture on the wall of my BN Multi-Class office in Kandahar. We get customers from all the branches who get a good laugh out of it. Thanks!
October 16th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
This asshole actually got a haircut for this photo lol! What was this water blivet saying to himself while he was waiting for that haircut LMAO? “Remember it’s called a high & tight” He is posing with someone too. What was that unfortunate soul saying to himself when this guy was blocking all of the sun?
November 8th, 2012 at 5:14 pm
hey guys, i know you re angry and all the stuff. but has anyone of you considered, that this guy has a mental illness and maybe needs help? maybe hes a phonie but, maybe not a good one but as far as i know he never did something bad in the public wearing it telling about his imaginary stories.
somebody should try to talk with him offering him some medical and psychatric help or something like this^^..
kind regards
November 8th, 2012 at 6:19 pm
@143- As far as I know, this guy has never been identified.
November 8th, 2012 at 6:44 pm
#143 Jimmy,
Or, maybe he’s a lying dick who is scamming the public, as most of the phonies outed here are.
November 8th, 2012 at 7:43 pm
Yeah, Jimmy. Probably have. Anyone who claims to be a Marine who has never been one is obviously mentally ill and needs lots of help. Claiming an outfit such as we see above is a Halloween costume is even crazier.
So nuttier than a fruitcake is probably a good diagnosis from the peanut gallery. Also an opportunistist freak if he uses the Marine uniform to defraud others of anything of value, to include anything of monetary value and/or good will.
Wanna discuss how such actions dishonor the Marine Corps and all veterans of every other service? Yeah, didn’t think so.
With a H/T to GreenThumb: Turd
November 8th, 2012 at 9:03 pm
The Halloween costume excuse went away around age 10.
November 8th, 2012 at 9:03 pm
posers are gonna pose its what they do but hell at least go to ribbon checker or surf pics on the net so you don’t look like an ass but i agree this is way past halloween I’ve been on AD for 14 yrs and got 17 ribbons/medals he’s wearing at least $200 in just ribbons and warfare pins
November 12th, 2012 at 7:35 pm
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November 27th, 2012 at 8:19 pm
Wtf the uniform is so tight his six pack squized into his fat head. Seriously that colar is so.tight its swelling his head. Or it may be just that this fat pos can’t tell a plate of chicken wings from the truth. I can’t believe how many posers and wanna bees are out there and the ones who kill me are the ones who actually served and had good career and have some stats and medals that a lot of soldiers would love to be able to have earned in there careers. but greed and the spotlight fuel these fantasies and well mental illness as well I guess. All I can do is Lmao at these jokers and also be pissed off at the same time. I served honorably in the Army and I am proud to have served I never had a high speed career as I was a mechanic. but I know that job I did as a mechanic was just as vital as the boys I supported in theCAV. But I don’t ever feel the need to embellish or straight up lie about stuff. Call me a POG or whatever but I did my part in the team and I may not have been kicking in the doors or blowing up everything in sight but I know what I did was critical to Tue mission and I am proud that I was able to be apart of it no matter what my job was. Anyways sorry for my grammer my phone is retarded and well I’m tired lol. Keep up the great work on outing these douchebags
December 8th, 2012 at 11:38 pm
I woke up today not feeling very good. Then I read this page, and feel so much better…lol. I guess I needed to laugh…lol
2/1 Marine…Semper Fi
December 15th, 2012 at 4:03 am
What? He couldn’t find a Medal of Honor Ribbon? He found all the others. What a jackass.
December 17th, 2012 at 3:55 am
I just had to mention this. This fat pork barrel is wearing a French Fouragere. The problem is this. He would NEVER wear it other than when he was in the 5th and 6th Marine regiments. This Fouragere has a very unusual reason. Unlike the Army that keeps adding junk to their uniform, sorry guys, LOL, if you are actually in one of these two regiments, you rate this, but the minute you transfer out, you leave it behind. It does not go with you.
“The French Fouragere is worn by those assigned to both the 5th and 6th Marine regiments for their actions in France during World War I.”
December 30th, 2012 at 4:29 am
Judging by the background I’d say this pic was taken in AZ or Cali.
January 7th, 2013 at 1:40 pm
I am new to this website but love it. Your Round Marine lives in Las Cruces, New Mexico. I do not know his name. He showed up at the Marine Corps League USMC Birthday Ball just last November. I was there and saw him. Right away something looked fishy. It turns out the head of the local League already had a photo of him he got off the internet and was keeping an eye out. At the Ball was an active duty Navy Senior Chief and an Army Command Sergeant Major plus lots of us former Marines who confronted him. He said he was authorized to wear the Seal Trident from a law that President Reagan put out that Marine snipers could wear the Trident. Wow. I did notice the WW II ribbons and I noticed that he had a Combat V on his Combat Action Ribbon. That was new too. He was told he could not come in which pissed off his wife too. He muttred “30 years in the Marine Corps and I am treated this way.” He was told to go get his DD214 and if it showed all the decorations he would be allowed in with an apology. Funny thing is he showed back up and his wife and son showed the DD214 to the security guard. The guard was a Nam Marine like me and I was told that it showed that he had been an E5 in the Marines. He was turned away. I did not get a chance to talk to him myself but was there during questioning. I am not familiar with any ribbons after Nam but that Trident and CAR with the Combat V convinced me.
January 7th, 2013 at 2:00 pm
Ron Taylor: if you could point any of those who saw this tool’s DD214 and/or got his name here, we’d be much obliged. We never have been able to get a name for this asshole, so filing a FOIA hasn’t been possible.
January 7th, 2013 at 9:44 pm
I will work on that Hondo.
January 11th, 2013 at 2:25 am
[...] With one google search, I came up with the pic of another Marine Sergeant Major. Say whatever you want about the below butterball (check the SEAL trident), at least he is closer to the regs than the above pixie dust sprinkler: [...]
January 11th, 2013 at 3:34 am
The search narrows (though not too much, considering the size of the target in question). Google Earth might be more useful at this point given his likely carbon buttprint.
January 11th, 2013 at 6:24 am
I think that the person that would be the most upset if this individual was allowed into the ceremony would be the caterer.
January 11th, 2013 at 6:30 am
Ron Taylor: thanks. Jonn’s contact info can be found under the “Contact Us” link near the top of each page at TAH.
January 16th, 2013 at 1:47 am
I saw a pic on facebook a little while back of a guy who looked just like this wearing Army ACU. I couldn’t make out the name on the uniform. There were several badges on there, but the only one I can remember is maybe the Pathfinder badge. I couldn’t see any unit insignia and he wore the Staff Sgt rank on his cover. If i can remember the page I was on i will let you all know
January 17th, 2013 at 12:21 am
I am also new to your site. I enjoyed reading all the comments while trying not to shit my pants laughing.
The not so funny stuff is that this topic needs public airing and a few of these intrepid shit-birds need to spend some time swabbing shitters in a VA hospital.
I’ll be back here soon,
dkc
January 19th, 2013 at 5:04 pm
Disregard my earlier comment. I found the pic and it was not the same guy as this
January 19th, 2013 at 6:44 pm
Extra porker.
January 22nd, 2013 at 4:28 pm
No that is definitly not Larry Gugle.
Unfortunatly I graduated boot camp with Gugle plt 2124
in 1969. With all his bravado for ten fuckin weeks alot of us felt he wimped out by not going to Viet-Nam.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:34 am
these MF’ers obviously tick off everyone but i’m getting tired of all of them wanting to be sgt.maj.this, master gunny sgt. that.what’s wrong with pfc.this,cpl.that? don’t these peckerwoods realize lower enlisted do the “workload of combat”? oh,i forgot-they DON’T know. well they’re still pricks!!!
February 1st, 2013 at 3:06 am
oh, while i’m at it, what’s with all these phony MF’s wearing navy/marine airborne wings and basic scuba badges? shows how stupid they are. i rate both and i’m here to tell you the grunts in “nam” and probably other venues had it tougher than recon. as far as most of us were concerned, recon was just another MOS in the corps. but obviously the worst misrepreprentation of these jerks is the wearing of medals they don’t rate. whether they were in the service at one time and added more stripes and medals, to the outright idiots who never served i hope to help hunt you down, expose you for the fraud that you are and i think i’ll help the workforce out by hiring homeless veterans to kick your ass.
February 11th, 2013 at 6:00 pm
Stop, hold the presses! I like many of you commenting on here has served in the Marine Corps and can spot this fake trash a mile away. However I must say, out of everything that he has going on wrong with uniform, I have never, and I mean NEVER, seen a uniform with 2 CAR ribbons on it, one with a golden star in the center. He also has a Drill Instructor Ribbon with a star and I know he was not a freakin hat for two tours! 2 CAR’s and a freakin DI Ribbon, Really?
March 25th, 2013 at 2:43 pm
this fat dirtbag amazes me with stupidity
April 14th, 2013 at 8:39 am
I am looking for the little light blue one with stars.
April 29th, 2013 at 12:16 pm
OK, if this cluck can wear a SEAL trident with a Marine uniform I think I shouls have been allowed to wear one with my Army uniform. And to think all I had plaaned on was an Infantry ribbon.
April 29th, 2013 at 4:17 pm
The only thing this lard ass hasent done was serve in the FFL. What a POS !
April 29th, 2013 at 5:11 pm
A definate Poser but in response to the comment about the arctic service ribbon, it has been earned by surface ships that spent he required time north of the arctic circle. The LPD (AMphibious Assualt ship I was on spent the required time up there and the Combat Cargo Officer earned the ribbon with the rest of us, as well as the contingent of embarked marines…but he wasn’t one of them as the ship never listed when he moved from side to side). I showed the picture to a SEAL frined of mine and he wants to hunt the guy down to the ends of the earth.
April 29th, 2013 at 5:13 pm
the only thing correct on this shit eating trash is his GIG line opppppppppppps did i say that
April 29th, 2013 at 8:41 pm
His belt is off center and his marksmanship ladder is crooked
May 1st, 2013 at 5:37 pm
So he WAS a 1st Sgt… But doesnt expect someone to dig up his files? Even an ass clown like him should know that the only marines authorized to wear the fouraggere is the 5th and 6th Marines and what ever battalion of the 4th that happens to fall under their regiment… I know this because i am a 5th Marine… So he was not only a SEAL, EOD, and Recon, he apparently was under the 5th Marines at the same time… Oh and jump certified at that… Impressive i may have to sit down with my 1st sgt and see if i can join this apparently super secretive unit.
May 1st, 2013 at 6:03 pm
@177 Lance- See 166 and 155 above, this guy was never a 1st Sgt.
May 1st, 2013 at 6:12 pm
Ah i see. Either way he should have known. He should have known he was likely gonna have his legitimacy checked.
May 3rd, 2013 at 10:51 pm
I am proud to say that another GySgt. were instrumental in getting the pig above (larry google)kicked out of the U.S.M.C. while he was stationed at Edson range on Camp Pendleton. He has been ordered by the Feds not to be showing all that garbage (on him only is it garbage). I personally will give him one really good shot if I ever meet him again in public. He has never been stationed outside of CONUS and that’s on the record. Look up Larry Google on the net and you will see the hole story and investigation.
Semper Fi
May 3rd, 2013 at 10:52 pm
I forgot to say I and another GySgt.
May 3rd, 2013 at 11:07 pm
A rolling turd stains no TP…..
Turd.
May 4th, 2013 at 5:39 am
Keith, this guy ain’t Larry Gugle. Gugle’s an ass and is also guilty of Stolen Valor, but he’s not this ass.
Here’s a photo of Gugle and “our hero” side-by-side:
They’re not the same guy – shape of ears/nose/chin don’t seem to match.
We’ve never been able to get a valid ID for this asshole, and thus haven’t been able to do a FOIA request on him. He apparently has flashed a DD214 that showed Vietnam service at one event (USMC ball in Las Cruses, NM), but we haven’t been able to find anyone who got a copy or memorized the name and/or other particulars.