Morning phony phunny

| April 10, 2012 | 61 Comments

TT sends a link to the most fearsome SEAL on the internet. An expert in the business of killing people, he can’t spell his areas of expertise.

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  1. 68W58 says:

    DaveO-I’ve seen that same (excellent) Mythbusters episode. The fans disputed their findings by noting that Hathcock could have used an armor piercing round and they revisited the myth and found it plausible. What actually happened, who knows. I mean it’s totally unheard of for the Marines to exaggerate an accomplishment for the Corps own purposes right?

  2. JohnE says:

    Beat somebody to death with a banana…I just spit coffee all over my keyboard…

  3. anonymous says:

    @ 41

    Why the fuck should I, faggot?

    You guys listed an obvious and often copy-pasted joke as an attempt at stealing valor.

    Hilarious that your response to someone pointing out your stupidity is “fuck you u suck ashole :(

  4. Mitch says:

    This parody of it just appeared on FunnyJunk

    What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know i graduated top of my class in voice acting I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on nickelodeon, and i have over 300 confirmed voices i am trained in voice acting warfare i’m the top voice actor in the entire cartoon industry your nothing but another voice. I will wipe you the fuck out with voices the likes of which have never been seen on this earth,mark my words you think you can get away with shit like that over the internet? think again fucker. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across nickelodeon and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.

  5. Mitch says:

    And this one, on a Youtube video

    What the zoobidy flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I’ll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I’ve rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I’m? the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to me but another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before, mark my flibbidy flop.

  6. Jason says:

    Yeah this is a running copy and pasted internet joke which refrences the way COD players talk to each other over game chat. Its intentionally satirical…gorilla was probally misspelt on purpose.

  7. Denise says:

    I have never been in the military but whenever I hear an interview or read about a SEAL, they never say “I graduated from the Seals.” It is always referred to as BUD/S. And sometimes they will add class number.

  8. Denise says:

    Sorry, I’m not done yet….I take SERIOUS OFFENSE, as a civilian, that this POS has the nerve to disrespect Chris Kyle with this mockery. Granted this probably came out before Mr. Kyle’s book and his untimely death but really?! 300 confirmed sniper kills?! WTF?!

  9. Anonymous says:

    This is an internet meme, this is so copied, it hurts to look at it now

  10. HS Sophomore says:

    I have more than 300 confirmed kills on Modern Warfare. That makes me even better than that wimp Chris Kyle, right?

  11. HS Sophomore says:

    I really can’t believe this guy is for real. Come on—I’ve been with a lot of stupid people and a lot of smart ones (HS for you), and I can’t think of a single person off the top of my head who is really and truly dumb enough to actually expect people to believe in or be intimidated by and obvious internet tough guy like this. “300 confirmed kills”, entire arsenal of the USMC—Geez, really?

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