Christopher and Mitch sent us this video of a MEPS (Military Entrance Processing Station) officer talking to some shiny new recruits.
He tells them “If you’ve seen it on Call of Duty, I’ve done it.” Yeah, because it sounds so cool to be a video game character. Anyway, a commenter at YouTube recognizes him;
This fat douche is full of it! Jeremey Gumeringer. He served one deployment with 8-1 CAV in Afghanistan as the Troop XO.? As an Armor officer who has served in both Iraq and Afghanistan, I am embarrassed for him to wear my branch insignia. I am embarrassed that he is wearing a Stetson and Spurs. Less bragging, more running Fatty!
“If you’ve seen it on Call of Duty, I’ve done it” WTF?! Is he serious?
AKO says he’s an armor captain. So I’m sure he’s done all of the things he says he’s done – all with his hands in his pockets. And he should put down the game controller for a minute and do some PT. I didn’t know they made ACUs in that size. Maybe the shirt is two woobies sown together.
Why isn’t the LA Times reporting on this atrocity?