Tuesdays with Claymore

| April 24, 2012

You can pick your president and you can pick your nose…

Next up, the T1000 series Terminator.

…and 100% bullshit.

“I’m going to major in basket weaving with a minor in sub-Indo continental vegan cuisine. Fast track, baby!”

Yeah, and they all work at an IBM call center in Bangalore.

Just shooting off.

Clearly the economy can’t be stimulated because of asshole Republicans. Clearly.

Hey, at least we agree on something.

“…then we’ll Occupy in the shade.”

It’s almost like an Islamic ‘Romeo & Juliet’.


Shortest rant in DU history.

Private Pile (of crap).

Eskimo pie.

As New Hampshire goes, so goes…something.

The Norwegian Way, making excuses for mass murderers since 1939.

And I wonder who is to blame?

Just show em your Photoshopped birth certificate.

“Europe’s money problem is they’re not socialist enough.”

“….yeah, that’s the ticket!”

A Marxist midget and a bloated Communist walk into a talk show…tell me if you’ve heard this one before…

Oh…well I guess he has heard it before.

Cutting to the chase…next thing you know, there’s a 10-day waiting period on steak knives.

Boys will be boys. Except in San Francisco then boys will be in boys. Just sayin’.

Democracy is a man, a lion and a bear voting on who gets the man’s backpack. Oh and his face.

Isn’t he related to Bo Diddly?

Make believe that Zimmerman has a chance at a fair trial.

Return of the Mack.

Big Papa.

Oh no! They’re gonna call us ‘gun nuts’ fraidy cats! Whatever shall we do???

George Noory – Bigfoot loving, UFO chasing, ghost hunting…right wing fundie?

If Obama barely wins = landslide…if he loses? DeBold cheated.

And lastly, if you ever thought the ads on TAH were bad, take a gander out this gem the DUers are subjected to…hell, what am I saying, she probably IS a DUer. Woof.

Jonn adds; I’d never make you guys click that ad, by the way.

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  1. UpNorth says:

    Admit it, you photoshopped that pic of Joey.

  2. Old Trooper says:

    “Jonn adds; I’d never make you guys click that ad, by the way.”

    But you wanted us to click the ad about gay military dating that was brought to your attention? Your comment was “I don’t control the ads”. I would click on this ad before I ever would click on the gay military one, that’s for sure.