Big Baby Stephen Franklin Cio Burrell

| April 25, 2012 | 369 Comments

Mary at POW Network sends us some mail she recently received from Stephen Franklin Cio Burrell who, despite calling himself the fourth most dangerous man in the world, decides he wants to threaten Mary more then he wants to apologize for his misdeeds. After his email to her, he’s been harassing her in phone messages. Big man.

Among his claims, he entered into the public record that he was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor when he filed a lawsuit (.pdf) against the prison where he got his ass beat, apparently by the third most dangerous man in the world.

Being awarded the MOH was probably kind of difficult since his entire service was 1974-1975 and he was a redleg, not that there’s anything wrong with that – well, unless you write a book about your experiences in Vietnam and you’ve never been anywhere near the place.

But, Stevie-boy, if you want to threaten someone, threaten me. My door is always open to anyone who thinks that I’ll stop calling them names and remove posts about them.

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  1. Hack Stone says:

    Thought bubble: “I really blew it during the swimsuit portion of last years World’s Most Dangerous Man Pageant. I wonder if I can scratch up enough money for a bikini wax.”

  2. Hondo says:

    “Oh, I hope that wasn’t a shart.”

  3. Green Thumb says:

    Though Bubble: “That little boy is going to tell on me…I’m SO fucked”.

  4. Green Thumb says:

    Thought bubble: “Doctor, I really hope my insurance continues to pay for my hormone therapy”.

  5. Twist says:

    Thought bubble: “Should I tell that dude I just banged that I have herpes?”

  6. NHSparky says:

    Thought bubble: “There’s gotta be a way of this gerbil outta my ass without going to the ER…”

  7. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Thought Bubble :

    “I wonder if anyone ever believed the bullsh1t that streams out of my mouth regularly? Probably not, it’s so f$cking preposterous an imbecile can see through it. Damn I wish I had the intestinal fortitude to tell the truth, and that I wasn’t a chickensh1t, douchebag liar my whole life….geez, I really am an 4sshole…maybe I can move to Canada and start over.”

  8. Hack Stone says:

    Thought Bubble: “Why did I think that it was great idea to invest al of my money in Solyndra?”

  9. Green Thumb says:

    Thought Bubble: “I hate those Bullshido people.”

  10. Hack Stone says:

    Thought Bubble: “If only I can get Oprah to mention “Weekend With Rita” on her show, it can move up to 9,421,249 on the Amazon Best Sellers Rank.”

  11. Green Thumb says:

    @110.

    I think Rita was really Rick.

    Know what I mean?

  12. O-4E says:

    “The first time I gazed upon Rita, with her large adam’s apple, glistening biceps and exceptionally large, strong hands I knew she would be mine. And she was for a weekend. Well technically until 8:15 sunday morning when she got out of bed and took a pee standing up….but that is another book”

  13. Twist says:

    Thought Bubble: “hmmmm, who should I blow tonight?”

  14. Hack Stone says:

    “I asked her her name the name of her favorite Kinks song, and in a dark brown voice she said Lola.”

  15. Hack Stone says:

    Thought Bubble: “Did I pay too much for my muffler replacement?”

  16. Hack Stone says:

    Thought Bubble: “If I ever catch the guy that crazy-glued my index finger to my eyebrow, I’m gonna kick his ass, as long as it wasn’t the world’s third most dangerous man.”

  17. Hondo says:

    For those of you wondering about GT’s comment 109:

    http://www.bullshido.org/Stephen_Burrell

    The link’s in Jonn’s article, but since it’s not the first link it’s possible to miss it.

  18. Hack Stone says:

    Thought Bubble: “Since they repealed DADT, maybe I can jump start my military career.”

  19. Twist says:

    Thought Bubble: “I think I will write a book about abusive homosexual sex and name it 51 Shades of Grey.”

  20. Hack Stone says:

    Hondo@117, but other than lying about his military service, his martial arts ranking, his academic achievements, and his false claims of publishing, everything else is true.

  21. Hack Stone says:

    My comment for 114 was in response to O-4E@112. It’s the next line in the greatest novel ever written, “Weekends As Rita”.

  22. Green Thumb says:

    If you email this fool you to can receive your very own,custom made, personalized death threat.

  23. Hack Stone says:

    Thought Bubble: “I met this hot chick from Maine, Elizabeth Tremblay, on the internet. Maybe I’ll head north and spend the weekend with her. It could inspire my next novel.”

  24. Ex-PH2 says:

    Thought Bubble: “Did I zip my pants up before I sat down?”

  25. Hack Stone says:

    Thought Bubble: “I forgot to put on clean underwear today. I hope that I am not involved in a car accident.”

  26. Green Thumb says:

    Thought Bubble: “Even as a registered sex offender, I should be treated with decency. This gets old”.

  27. Hack Stone says:

    Thought Bubble: “If I can move up to the World’s Most Dangerous Man, and be declared the World’s Sexiest Man, then I can claim the title of the Most Dangerous Man To Have Sex With.”

  28. O-4E says:

    Thought bubble: “Who woulda thunk that the World’s 3rd Most Dangerous Man would be locked up in the same jail as me at the same time!?!; talk about bad luck…”

  29. Hack Stone says:

    Thought Bubble: “I really need to stop buying my toupees at the Road Kill Hair Boutique.”

  30. O-4E says:

    Thought bubble: “I should have guessed that when Rita asked to borrow my razor and needed to shave before going to dinner that first night that things may have not been what they seemed”

  31. NHSparky says:

    Thought bubble: “I wonder if Bubba still wants to assplow me when I get sent back to Cedar Junction? He was pretty cute.”

  32. O-4E says:

    Thought bubble: “I can’t beleive I fell for Rita’s “world’s 4th most largest clitoris” explanation”

  33. Hack Stone says:

    Dang O-4E, that comment 132 is a killer.

  34. Hack Stone says:

    Thought Bubble: “I wonder why my cellmates assume that I know how to cure deli meats? They keep asking me to smoke their sausage.”

  35. O-4E says:

    Sitting in the waiting room of the Doctor’s office…

    Thought bubble: “That’s the last time I fall for “it’s just a severe shaving rash” explanation again! GOD it burns…what’s taking so long?”

  36. Hack Stone says:

    Thought Bubble: “The fourth most dangerous man in the world is about to pass the second largest kidney stone in the world.”

  37. Green Thumb says:

    Thought Bubble: “I really hope those boys recant their story”.

    God, what a fucking loser.

    Someone email him the link so he can follow along.

  38. Green Thumb says:

    Thought Bubble: “A Cleveland Steamer and Dutch Oven ain’t exactly house appliances. God, I feel dirty”.

  39. O-4E says:

    Thought bubble: “I should have known when Rita asked if he could “push my stool in” at the bar that he wasn’t just being polite.”

  40. Green Thumb says:

    Thought Bubble: “I wonder if anyone else knows about my felonious activities?”

  41. Hack Stone says:

    Thought Bubble: “I should have known something was up when “Rita” referred to his penis as the Starship Enterprise, because it was about to boldly go where no man has gone before.

  42. Green Thumb says:

    Thought Bubble: “Face down, ass up, thats how we like to fuck”.

    He is also tapping his foot to the beat in anticipation.

  43. Ex-PH2 says:

    Thought Bubble: “I wonder if anyone’s noticing which finger I’m holding up…or where it’s been.”

  44. HMCS(FMF) Ret says:

    Thought Bubble – “I’m splitting atoms…. WITH MY MIND!”

  45. Twist says:

    Thought Bubble: “When Rita called his penis the Starship Enterprise because it was about to boldly go where no man has gone before I giggle since I know that plenty of men have gone there.”

  46. Hack Stone says:

    RITA = Ram In The Ass. How could we have missed that?

  47. Green Thumb says:

    Thought Bubble: “Should I just plead guilty?”

  48. Green Thumb says:

    Thought Bubble: “Yet another CIA OP/Order. Damn, I am looking forward to retirement.”

  49. Green Thumb says:

    @146.

    I read the book. No shit.

    Sucked; but I am a closet bibliophile.

    And I’m telling you, “Rita” could be “Rick”.

    Thats why I asked for a signed copy.

    Only to receive more death threats.

    One would assume that he needs a new agent. This particular type of fan alienation is hurting his career.

    Just an observation.

  50. Hack Stone says:

    Thought Bubble: “Why does my finger smell like shit?”

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