Big Baby Stephen Franklin Cio Burrell
Mary at POW Network sends us some mail she recently received from Stephen Franklin Cio Burrell who, despite calling himself the fourth most dangerous man in the world, decides he wants to threaten Mary more then he wants to apologize for his misdeeds. After his email to her, he’s been harassing her in phone messages. Big man.
Among his claims, he entered into the public record that he was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor when he filed a lawsuit (.pdf) against the prison where he got his ass beat, apparently by the third most dangerous man in the world.
Being awarded the MOH was probably kind of difficult since his entire service was 1974-1975 and he was a redleg, not that there’s anything wrong with that – well, unless you write a book about your experiences in Vietnam and you’ve never been anywhere near the place.
But, Stevie-boy, if you want to threaten someone, threaten me. My door is always open to anyone who thinks that I’ll stop calling them names and remove posts about them.
April 25th, 2012 at 8:46 am
Another light-weight. Probably a constituent of that Massachusetts dick-wad Mother Kerry.
April 25th, 2012 at 8:56 am
He would have had a PH but he managed to catch the bullet…in his teeth.
April 25th, 2012 at 9:06 am
I hit his FB message with:
“Burrell, you are a lyin’ steamin’ pile of dogshit. You are no Ranger. If you still claim to be, give me a class number, because you are not listed at the registry as a graduate or even as a dropped student. Threatening Mary Shantag is not a healthy act for someone as slimy as you to be committing.”
Let’s see if he gets back to me at FB, or if he seeks my e-mail from admin here, (who knows that it is alright to give it to him).
Follow-ups assured.
April 25th, 2012 at 9:18 am
He looks very dangerous.
Dumb ass.
April 25th, 2012 at 9:24 am
9 months on AD–there’s a stellar individual for you. 3 guesses as to the nature of his discharge.
Gotta love that, “Most Interesting Douchebag In The World” pose, though.
Stay thirsty, my friends.
April 25th, 2012 at 9:33 am
My Goodness! When will it ever end??? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, these fuck-tards need their own classification of mental illness!
April 25th, 2012 at 9:53 am
Bring it to the house, boyeeeee!
Jonn; just sit there growing your beard and wearing your multi cam in honor of TSO. We got this, no need for you to get yourself whipped up. He can come up here this Saturday; we’ll have a discussion (the HHC Spring Fling is scheduled for this Saturday, weather permitting). heh, heh, heh
It takes a real tough guy to harass a woman, but he better stay clear of Mary, she could probably whoop his ass without breaking a bead on her forehead and don’t get Nicki into the fray or there won’t be enough of him left to put in a thimble.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:55 am
The only thing he’s dangerous around is a fucking cheeseburger. What is up with these bedrooms commandos and their bullshit stories? Do they actually believe no one will ever check.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:58 am
Careful, he’ll sic’ his hairpiece on you.
April 25th, 2012 at 12:08 pm
This guy looks like he couldn’t even fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Hell, the bag might even start laughing at him.
April 25th, 2012 at 12:21 pm
That ain’t a hairpiece. He was doing a charity bike ride and some roadkill flopped on his head. Yet strange, Massachusetts has a pretty strict helmet law. How the hell did Stevie ever go around without a helmet on, pray tell?
Oh, and a word of advice, Stevie–stay the fuck out of NH. We got enough Massholes in this state already.
April 25th, 2012 at 12:38 pm
If you go to his MySpace page, he has plenty of young female friends, most are half his age or more! What a dirty perv….
http://www.myspace.com/stehencio/friends
April 25th, 2012 at 12:40 pm
Well he did say “Beautiful Children” in his e-mail. Chili-Mo perhaps?
April 25th, 2012 at 12:50 pm
I don’t have the “facts” but right off the top of my head….I can’t recall any living person who “earned” the MOH that’s been to prison. If I’m wrong, please let me know. He served “about” the same time I was in the Reg Army and I’m pretty sure nobody during those years earned a MOH.
So, he’s a retard…and I’ll leave my front door unlocked and lock up all my weapons if he want’s to come make any threats to me in person.
April 25th, 2012 at 3:14 pm
I sent this turd a pointed email. Will be interesting to see if he replies.
And ALL of the web sites he put up have now been pulled down.
@6 Yat Yas: describing him as mentally ill is wrong, in that that implies he has anything inside his skull that could become ill.
April 25th, 2012 at 3:50 pm
CI Roller Dude: it’s apparently happened at least once. See
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Liteky
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines01/0529-02.htm
Yeah, the first source is Wikipedia. But both stories appears to check out.
April 25th, 2012 at 3:55 pm
CI Roller Dude: it’s apparently happened at least once. See
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Liteky
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines01/0529-02.htm
http://www.lompocrecord.com/news/local/article_8af8de0e-06fc-5cbe-996c-1787040c69dd.html
Yeah, the first source is Wikipedia. But the stories appear to check out.
April 25th, 2012 at 3:55 pm
What the . . . sorry folks. Apparently managed to post a comment while editing somehow.
April 25th, 2012 at 4:29 pm
@14 CI Roller Dude: another one, rest his soul:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwight_H._Johnson
April 26th, 2012 at 8:40 am
He hasn’t responded yet because he and his staff of attorneys are drafting a proper letter of rebuttal. When it comes he will be scaring us so badly that we will look like an Afghani Turtle being stared down.
April 26th, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Please check out his site at: http://stephencioburrell.com
April 26th, 2012 at 3:19 pm
That is AWESOME…in a douchbaggery sort of way.
April 26th, 2012 at 3:20 pm
OK this guy is a piece of work. I just went to the web site http://stephencioburrell.com/ and Holy Whore Shit Bat Man … he has the seal of the CIA plastered on his site attempting to scare away truth seekers.
Could someone arrange a meeting bewteen me and DIP SHIT in NYC. I can personally introduce him to some very interesting federal employees who love to speak to him regarding his web site content.
April 26th, 2012 at 3:33 pm
I got a reply from him, amazingly enough. I’ll put up a summary of it when I have time on breaks at work, or after I get home.
I wrote the CIA a nice little note through their web site, bringing this dipshit’s page to their attention. Master Chief, maybe that’ll be enough to put him on their radar.
April 26th, 2012 at 3:51 pm
If you conduct a WHO IS website search on this http://stephencioburrell.com/ this comes up:
Registrant:
Stephen Cio Burrell
138 Main Street Apt 15
Westfield, Massachusetts 01085
United States
Registered through: GoDaddy.com, LLC (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: STEPHENCIOBURRELL.COM
Created on: 10-Mar-12
Expires on: 10-Mar-13
Last Updated on: 10-Mar-12
Administrative Contact:
Burrell, Stephen Cio stephen.cio.burrell@live.com
138 Main Street Apt 15
Westfield, Massachusetts 01085
United States
(413) 330-1618
Technical Contact:
Burrell, Stephen Cio stephen.cio.burrell@live.com
138 Main Street Apt 15
Westfield, Massachusetts 01085
United States
(413) 330-1618
April 26th, 2012 at 3:57 pm
That is priceless. In LE nothing good happens on Main Street late at night. And he lives in an apartment on Main Street. PRICELESS!
April 26th, 2012 at 4:27 pm
How much does it cost him for a web site to direct mail to the CIA’s deputy director?
April 26th, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Maybe he’s just mispelling his own middle name and got the vowels confused?
April 30th, 2012 at 8:45 pm
I emailed this asswipe about his lies and misdeeds. We exchanged a couple of replies where he pretty much avoided giving any answers about anything that he’s done (or didn’t do, as in being a Ranger, CIA operative, etc). He did offer to meet me, invited me to visit him, and some other nonsense, as well as repeating what Jonn’s mentioned about his harassment of Mary Schantag. Here’s one excerpt:
“Since “your kind” are far to modest to come forward and take credit for all their help, and won’t give their real names, except some , GI Joe pseudonym it will take me a little more time to find / locate them and personally thank them myself. But you and Mary will be there, right? that will be a good start to thank everyone! Being ex military will there be metal dectors, even in the parking lot, I am soo scared of weapons. However, I do have your location and Mary’s home address and that is a good start.”
Then I got this one (the last one he sent me so far), repeated in its entirety:
“John:
Thank you.
Looking forward to seeing you, your children and wife.
I don’t know when, today, tomorrow, some evening, but I assure you I will come by.
As far a as Mary, I have learned she was a product of incest and as well the poor woman was passed around / shared by her husband and brother. Sad; but then I also learned her husband and her brother were gay for black men. . .Is that why she is far more than the usual trailer park white trash kind of a woman? I can only imagine what kind of relationship you have with her and had with her brother.
I don’t think there is a need to communicate with each other until I show up, and then we will talk a while.
Take care,
Cio”
He’s a pathetic, bottom-feeding, low-life psychopathic liar, utterly delusional and completely worthless. If brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t be able to blow his nose.
Jonn’s made Mary aware of this cretin’s hallucinatory ramblings. I’m sure she’s heard from more than a few creeps, but this bird turd has to rank in the upper 10 percentile of them.
April 30th, 2012 at 10:05 pm
To borrow the phrase, “That boy’s cheese done slid off his cracker.”
May 1st, 2012 at 12:41 am
What’s a metal dector? Sounds like something that’s perpetually lodged up his ass. This frauds full of all kinds of empty threats isn’t he?
July 6th, 2012 at 12:35 pm
You folks need to give my man some love here. He is primed to make a deep tourney run!
July 6th, 2012 at 1:23 pm
Gunny Driveway FTW!!
July 9th, 2012 at 2:44 am
Oh no it has to be vlad the flabby vamp
July 9th, 2012 at 10:07 am
That web site of his was pretty cute. This fella has my vote and I shall pick him as my official horse in the tourney.
July 10th, 2012 at 3:27 pm
@35. Right on! I am telling you our boy “Ranger Burrell” has the gutlessness, shitbagginess and yellow streak to make a deep run.
July 15th, 2012 at 9:57 pm
Hes a winner. His appeal of his sentence in the first district court of appeals is an interesting read…http://www.ca1.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/getopn.pl?OPINION=98-1291.01A
July 15th, 2012 at 10:03 pm
No way. Please tell me I’m wrong…please tell me this is not him and that hes not actually published a book!
http://www.amazon.com/Weekend-Rita-S-CIO-Burrell/dp/0595652379/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1342404081&sr=1-1
July 15th, 2012 at 10:18 pm
Oh Yeah, Squid Wiz (that is odd),
This is the same ass clown.
I have him for a deep tourney run…
July 15th, 2012 at 10:28 pm
@ 38. Wiz is short for Wizard. Didn’t want to scare all the 0311s away.
This is an impressive level of douchebaggery. I love the comments section for this book on BN.com. I think all the positives ones were written by him.
July 15th, 2012 at 11:27 pm
Switch to the newest BD McSoulPatch Tourney post.
Need your support for “Ranger” Burrell.
July 28th, 2012 at 10:52 pm
I really hate this ass tool.
August 21st, 2012 at 7:01 pm
I know Stephen Franklin “Cio” Burrell. He suffers from Baron VonMauchuhausen’s disease. He is sick, distorted, dangerous, and was a federal prison rat. This guy is a real creep.
September 9th, 2012 at 9:50 pm
Fucking two-hole Ranger turd groupie.
September 9th, 2012 at 10:10 pm
Fucking ass licker.
September 16th, 2012 at 9:58 pm
Turd.
September 16th, 2012 at 10:00 pm
@Greenthumb
Do a whois.com lookup of his site, his name.com
Give him a call, I have.
September 16th, 2012 at 10:06 pm
I have. It is actually fun.
He gets pissed. He does not even bother with the denial…just goes straight to the threats….you, your family, friends, etc.
He is a real piece of work.
Clown.
September 25th, 2012 at 11:04 am
Seems that the 4th most dangerous man in the world got his ass beat pretty good, judging by the court documents found in http://www.ca1.uscourts.gov/pdf.opinions/02-1504-01A.pdf
October 7th, 2012 at 1:52 am
This ass clown doesn’t scare me….
October 15th, 2012 at 11:48 pm
Shitbag.
October 22nd, 2012 at 10:17 pm
Maybe “Ranger Burrell” should moderate this debate…
He seems to have the qualifications….
On paper anyway.
Maggot.
November 19th, 2012 at 8:30 pm
I had to break the monotony.
A shout out to “Ranger” Burrell.
The 4th weakest sack-o-shit in the NE.
December 19th, 2012 at 10:15 pm
You guys should run a “Holiday Countdown” with this shitbag being #1.
To the music…”on the first day of Christmas, my false love brought to me; a poser stealing from a pear tree.” Or something like that.
Just an idea.
December 19th, 2012 at 10:24 pm
To the music…”on the second day of Christmas, this shitbag mailed a book to me…a tale of stolen valor and debauchery….”
Hopefully autographed, of course. From “The 4th Most Dangerous Man in the World”
Come on boys (and girls), we gotta roll with this!!!
December 19th, 2012 at 10:28 pm
To the music.. “On the third day of Christmas this poser made a inappropriate pass at me, (NO!!), two autographed books and a poser stealing pears from my tree”.
Get in the spirit.
December 19th, 2012 at 10:30 pm
Hey god dang it! Wait just a minute
I am the 4th most dangerous man in the world!…
This POS is trying to steal my title
F*cking poser
December 19th, 2012 at 10:48 pm
Gaaaaaaaad Damit.
December 19th, 2012 at 10:57 pm
To the music…”on the fourth day of Christmas, this fucking prison slimeball poser decided to snitch on me, three bad (possibly gay) passes, to fake books and poser stealing from my pear tree.”
Lets go boys and girls.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
To the music…”on the 5th day of Christams, the CIA recruited me, four whimpy snitches, three bad passes, two worthless (plagiarized and fake) books and a poser stealing fruit from my pear tree”.
December 20th, 2012 at 9:57 pm
To the music…”On the sixth day of Christmas, “CIO” committed fraud, five CIA recruitments, four whimpy snitches, three bad passes, two fake books and a poser stealing valor from my family tree”.
December 21st, 2012 at 1:55 pm
To the music…”On the seventh day of Christmas this poser threatened me,six committed frauds, five CIA recruitments, four whimpy snithes, three bad passes, two fake books and a bullshit artist stealing valor from military family.”
December 22nd, 2012 at 9:52 pm
Need some help folks. I am running out of ideas.
December 23rd, 2012 at 10:28 pm
I do not have an 8th, yet.
Fuck this poser.
December 23rd, 2012 at 10:47 pm
“On the 8th day of Christmas guess who contacted meeeeee? The most dangerous men in the world…one…two..and threeeee!”
December 23rd, 2012 at 10:50 pm
Sweet.
December 23rd, 2012 at 10:56 pm
The only part he left out of his book was the truth….
He worked a job as a bidet. He “filled in” and “cleaned” when the system broke down.
Turd.
No Shit.
No pun intended.
December 24th, 2012 at 11:35 am
I sent him an email with a link to this so he could follow along.
I recieved another death treat. As usual.
I really hate this guy.
December 25th, 2012 at 10:02 pm
The latest threat:
I have lost, so much there is far little left to lose, directly through you and other’s slanderous and maliciously bulling all the while hiding anonymously behind your keyboards; however, I have spent my savings, went to the well for old favors and have found you and others. So I assure you, to whatever it is you may hold sacred, holy and true, before God I swear, it is not a threat! Know I love to eat and serve my meals cold.
No shit.
Loser.
December 25th, 2012 at 10:10 pm
Well, GT, first off, Merry Christmas.
Second, I haven’t seen anyone ramble like that except (dare I say it?) DWitlessgelding, and since none of it is comprehensible, he’s either stoned out of his mind, or he’s completely crocked on booze. Take your pick.
December 25th, 2012 at 10:10 pm
“Know I love to eat and serve my meals cold.”
Snap! That is a line right out of the old “Most Dangerous Men in the World SOP”
This guy may be credible; or else he has a filched copy of our SOP
December 25th, 2012 at 10:36 pm
I just wished him a Merry Christmas and told him quit posing. And this is what I get?
Really?
December 25th, 2012 at 11:45 pm
What a fucking ballsack.
December 25th, 2012 at 11:50 pm
Robert X Leeds is the 1st Most Dangerous Man in the World
He is 85. As soon as he kicks the bucket I move up.
Time is on my side.
December 25th, 2012 at 11:58 pm
Maybe “Snake Eyes” Jordan or “Billy” Blake also…? Oh, and I forgot Albert John.
Tough competition.
December 26th, 2012 at 12:04 am
I even asked for an autographed copy of the book.
Lets just say it did not happen.(Additional threats)
Fucking ballsack scrooge.
December 26th, 2012 at 12:15 am
His book “Weekend with Rita” has been on Amazon since 2002 with no reviews
“Every minute of every hour a boy meets a girl, and a romantic, sexual interlude happens.”
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #9,421,250 in Books
http://www.amazon.com/Weekend-Rita-S-CIO-Burrell/dp/0595652379
December 26th, 2012 at 12:19 am
In reading this “masterpiece”, I had the nagging suspicion that “Rita” was really “Rick”.
See for yourself.
But a signed book is a signed book.
December 26th, 2012 at 12:21 am
The “review”:
STEPHEN CIO BURRELL, has been a writer, entrepreneur, spy and adventurer. His unique combination of talents has created a life thats intense and authentic if not entirely comfortable by most peoples standards. Burrells first book Thieves In The Choir is a biography dealing with and involvement in the Vietnam War and the CIAs domestic spying. Stephen Burrell is currently living in Springfield, Massachusetts. –This text refers to the Paperback edition.
Time to puke.
December 27th, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Extra shitbag.
December 27th, 2012 at 12:40 pm
Also by STEPHEN CIO BURRELL
“Weekend with Rosie and her 5 sisters”
“Every minute of every hour a boy meets a hand, a Victoria’s Secret Catalogue and a romantic, sexual interlude happens.”
December 27th, 2012 at 5:07 pm
@81.
Toss in a little stolen valor and we might have a made for tv movie.
December 28th, 2012 at 9:09 pm
Here you go.
stephen.cio.burrell@live.com
Fucking “Death Threat” poser.
December 28th, 2012 at 9:40 pm
What a wuss.
December 28th, 2012 at 9:46 pm
@84.
I agree.
A very semi-tough guy, sorta, not really.
December 28th, 2012 at 10:37 pm
Latest threat:
“God it is soo good to hear from you. I found you, but I was just going to leave you and your family be. . But you pulled the trigger. Looking forward to seeing you all. Bang bang.
.
Oh yeah.
Awesomesauce.
Really.
December 29th, 2012 at 9:52 pm
You guys ever get any threats like this from this caliber of a poser?
Curious.
This clown is a turd.
December 29th, 2012 at 10:05 pm
Make sure he rides up to see you on his scooter–sans helmet, of course. Those Massholes are pretty good at being “rebels” on our side of the border–and cracking open their domes doing stupid shit every year at Laconia.
January 6th, 2013 at 10:00 pm
Maggot.
January 7th, 2013 at 7:47 am
Go figure this shoulda been a blow job lives in the western half of the state. I’m truly ashamed that this deranged freak is wasting oxygen in my beautiful Commonwealth…
January 7th, 2013 at 8:19 am
@ Green Thumb
I see you made it through the Holiday Season without him smiting you…
January 12th, 2013 at 6:32 pm
Extra Shitbag.
His name should be changed to The “Big Pussy” Stephen Burrell.
January 12th, 2013 at 6:39 pm
How is he contacting you, Green Thumb?
January 12th, 2013 at 6:41 pm
Email.
I asked some questions about his claims. I even saked for a signed copy of his book.
Instead of answers, I get threats.
Maggot.
January 12th, 2013 at 6:42 pm
asked
January 15th, 2013 at 11:20 pm
I really, really hate this assclownsical turd.
I really do.
January 16th, 2013 at 12:28 am
The latest threat, although not original…
“Tell me where you live and I will come and talk to you; hell I will talk to you and anyone else you want to bring to the party.
OR
You come to me. . .
I live at “138 Main Street, Condo #-15, Westfield, MA, 01085″
You can’t miss me, I am a sixty year old man.
I have a full head of black hair, (yes, “my own hair” my father and both my grandparents died with a full head of hair), and a white beard.
I stand six feet, two inches, med., dark complexion.
I am over weight by 20 plus pounds.
I wear glasses.
I have a slight limp in my left leg from a gunshot wound.
You, and if you have any friends, come pay me a ‘surprised visit’ I love suprises, and if you want you may bring as many ‘toys’ you can carry. I like toys, some go boom, some cut, bring them all. Condrad. . .Condrad Grow a set of balls, stop hiding in the internet and catch me coming out of my condo, or walking to my car, surprise me, lets talk or just play, comon Condrad, show me you can do more than tap on keys on a key board.
Hell I might just reach into my bag of left over favors, and find out where you live and I will come to you.
Otherwise just keep continue to sit on the toliet and reading Soldier of Fortune Magazines, and going to your paint ball battles.”
A replay. As usual.
Turd.
January 16th, 2013 at 12:50 am
Another good one, repeated of course.
“Yeah, your momma.
Hey, the old woman you are referring to, I understand both her and her husband passed her around and her children are products of incest. But that is none of my business, just public information.
I also under her husband and borther in law has a thing for black dick.
Each to their own.
Naw, forget about coming to see me, I will use up what small favors I have left to me, and I will be coming out to see you and your family, I want to give a special “hello” for all you have done.”
I really hate this clown, but he brings is it.
Turd Pusher.
Rock on!!!
January 16th, 2013 at 6:19 am
New TAH contest. Provide a caption or thought bubble for T4MDITW’s photo at the top of this page. I’ll start.
Thought bubble above his head: “Hmmm. Now where can I find the fifth most dangerous man in the world? I need to kick someone’s ass.”
January 16th, 2013 at 7:57 am
Thought bubble: Hmmm…I’m only the 4th most dangerous man in the world? Not good enough. I have to be the 3rd most dangerous…wait…2nd most dangerous…what’s that noise? OH, NO-O-O-O! It’s THEM! How’d they find me?!?! I’m gonna sue someone!! Oh, look! Shiny objects!!!”
January 16th, 2013 at 8:30 am
Thought bubble: “I really blew it during the swimsuit portion of last years World’s Most Dangerous Man Pageant. I wonder if I can scratch up enough money for a bikini wax.”
January 16th, 2013 at 9:26 am
“Oh, I hope that wasn’t a shart.”
January 16th, 2013 at 12:30 pm
Though Bubble: “That little boy is going to tell on me…I’m SO fucked”.
January 16th, 2013 at 12:48 pm
Thought bubble: “Doctor, I really hope my insurance continues to pay for my hormone therapy”.
January 16th, 2013 at 12:53 pm
Thought bubble: “Should I tell that dude I just banged that I have herpes?”
January 16th, 2013 at 12:57 pm
Thought bubble: “There’s gotta be a way of this gerbil outta my ass without going to the ER…”
January 16th, 2013 at 1:02 pm
Thought Bubble :
“I wonder if anyone ever believed the bullsh1t that streams out of my mouth regularly? Probably not, it’s so f$cking preposterous an imbecile can see through it. Damn I wish I had the intestinal fortitude to tell the truth, and that I wasn’t a chickensh1t, douchebag liar my whole life….geez, I really am an 4sshole…maybe I can move to Canada and start over.”
January 16th, 2013 at 1:04 pm
Thought Bubble: “Why did I think that it was great idea to invest al of my money in Solyndra?”
January 16th, 2013 at 1:06 pm
Thought Bubble: “I hate those Bullshido people.”
January 16th, 2013 at 1:08 pm
Thought Bubble: “If only I can get Oprah to mention “Weekend With Rita” on her show, it can move up to 9,421,249 on the Amazon Best Sellers Rank.”
January 16th, 2013 at 1:15 pm
@110.
I think Rita was really Rick.
Know what I mean?
January 16th, 2013 at 1:19 pm
“The first time I gazed upon Rita, with her large adam’s apple, glistening biceps and exceptionally large, strong hands I knew she would be mine. And she was for a weekend. Well technically until 8:15 sunday morning when she got out of bed and took a pee standing up….but that is another book”
January 16th, 2013 at 1:20 pm
Thought Bubble: “hmmmm, who should I blow tonight?”
January 16th, 2013 at 1:22 pm
“I asked her her name the name of her favorite Kinks song, and in a dark brown voice she said Lola.”
January 16th, 2013 at 1:22 pm
Thought Bubble: “Did I pay too much for my muffler replacement?”
January 16th, 2013 at 1:24 pm
Thought Bubble: “If I ever catch the guy that crazy-glued my index finger to my eyebrow, I’m gonna kick his ass, as long as it wasn’t the world’s third most dangerous man.”
January 16th, 2013 at 1:24 pm
For those of you wondering about GT’s comment 109:
http://www.bullshido.org/Stephen_Burrell
The link’s in Jonn’s article, but since it’s not the first link it’s possible to miss it.
January 16th, 2013 at 1:27 pm
Thought Bubble: “Since they repealed DADT, maybe I can jump start my military career.”
January 16th, 2013 at 1:33 pm
Thought Bubble: “I think I will write a book about abusive homosexual sex and name it 51 Shades of Grey.”
January 16th, 2013 at 1:34 pm
Hondo@117, but other than lying about his military service, his martial arts ranking, his academic achievements, and his false claims of publishing, everything else is true.
January 16th, 2013 at 1:37 pm
My comment for 114 was in response to O-4E@112. It’s the next line in the greatest novel ever written, “Weekends As Rita”.
January 16th, 2013 at 1:48 pm
If you email this fool you to can receive your very own,custom made, personalized death threat.
January 16th, 2013 at 1:51 pm
Thought Bubble: “I met this hot chick from Maine, Elizabeth Tremblay, on the internet. Maybe I’ll head north and spend the weekend with her. It could inspire my next novel.”
January 16th, 2013 at 2:04 pm
Thought Bubble: “Did I zip my pants up before I sat down?”
January 16th, 2013 at 2:19 pm
Thought Bubble: “I forgot to put on clean underwear today. I hope that I am not involved in a car accident.”
January 16th, 2013 at 2:59 pm
Thought Bubble: “Even as a registered sex offender, I should be treated with decency. This gets old”.
January 16th, 2013 at 3:19 pm
Thought Bubble: “If I can move up to the World’s Most Dangerous Man, and be declared the World’s Sexiest Man, then I can claim the title of the Most Dangerous Man To Have Sex With.”
January 16th, 2013 at 3:23 pm
Thought bubble: “Who woulda thunk that the World’s 3rd Most Dangerous Man would be locked up in the same jail as me at the same time!?!; talk about bad luck…”
January 16th, 2013 at 3:28 pm
Thought Bubble: “I really need to stop buying my toupees at the Road Kill Hair Boutique.”
January 16th, 2013 at 3:36 pm
Thought bubble: “I should have guessed that when Rita asked to borrow my razor and needed to shave before going to dinner that first night that things may have not been what they seemed”
January 16th, 2013 at 3:38 pm
Thought bubble: “I wonder if Bubba still wants to assplow me when I get sent back to Cedar Junction? He was pretty cute.”
January 16th, 2013 at 3:38 pm
Thought bubble: “I can’t beleive I fell for Rita’s “world’s 4th most largest clitoris” explanation”
January 16th, 2013 at 3:45 pm
Dang O-4E, that comment 132 is a killer.
January 16th, 2013 at 3:56 pm
Thought Bubble: “I wonder why my cellmates assume that I know how to cure deli meats? They keep asking me to smoke their sausage.”
January 16th, 2013 at 4:01 pm
Sitting in the waiting room of the Doctor’s office…
Thought bubble: “That’s the last time I fall for “it’s just a severe shaving rash” explanation again! GOD it burns…what’s taking so long?”
January 16th, 2013 at 4:04 pm
Thought Bubble: “The fourth most dangerous man in the world is about to pass the second largest kidney stone in the world.”
January 16th, 2013 at 4:05 pm
Thought Bubble: “I really hope those boys recant their story”.
God, what a fucking loser.
Someone email him the link so he can follow along.
January 16th, 2013 at 4:17 pm
Thought Bubble: “A Cleveland Steamer and Dutch Oven ain’t exactly house appliances. God, I feel dirty”.
January 16th, 2013 at 4:20 pm
Thought bubble: “I should have known when Rita asked if he could “push my stool in” at the bar that he wasn’t just being polite.”
January 16th, 2013 at 4:36 pm
Thought Bubble: “I wonder if anyone else knows about my felonious activities?”
January 16th, 2013 at 4:44 pm
Thought Bubble: “I should have known something was up when “Rita” referred to his penis as the Starship Enterprise, because it was about to boldly go where no man has gone before.
January 16th, 2013 at 4:49 pm
Thought Bubble: “Face down, ass up, thats how we like to fuck”.
He is also tapping his foot to the beat in anticipation.
January 16th, 2013 at 4:51 pm
Thought Bubble: “I wonder if anyone’s noticing which finger I’m holding up…or where it’s been.”
January 16th, 2013 at 5:10 pm
Thought Bubble – “I’m splitting atoms…. WITH MY MIND!”
January 16th, 2013 at 5:13 pm
Thought Bubble: “When Rita called his penis the Starship Enterprise because it was about to boldly go where no man has gone before I giggle since I know that plenty of men have gone there.”
January 16th, 2013 at 5:18 pm
RITA = Ram In The Ass. How could we have missed that?
January 16th, 2013 at 8:48 pm
Thought Bubble: “Should I just plead guilty?”
January 16th, 2013 at 9:03 pm
Thought Bubble: “Yet another CIA OP/Order. Damn, I am looking forward to retirement.”
January 16th, 2013 at 9:25 pm
@146.
I read the book. No shit.
Sucked; but I am a closet bibliophile.
And I’m telling you, “Rita” could be “Rick”.
Thats why I asked for a signed copy.
Only to receive more death threats.
One would assume that he needs a new agent. This particular type of fan alienation is hurting his career.
Just an observation.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:22 pm
Thought Bubble: “Why does my finger smell like shit?”
January 16th, 2013 at 10:26 pm
Thought Bubble: ” Should I just admit I am a gaint pussy who is fond of young boys or just drop the facade?”
January 16th, 2013 at 10:27 pm
Thought bubble: “Well we drank champagne and danced all night…Under electric candlelight…She picked me up and sat me on her knee…And said dear boy wont you come home with me…DAMN IT!! Why can’t I get that song out of my head?”
January 16th, 2013 at 10:29 pm
Thought bubble: “Never knew chicks could have 7 inch clits…but hey..at least she was down with anal”
January 16th, 2013 at 10:50 pm
Thought Bubble: “I would like to kill Green Thumb. Turd.”
January 16th, 2013 at 11:08 pm
TAH:
You should organize the clowns in some type of Battalion-level set up. HQ element, HHC, Companies, Platoons, etc.
All based on claimed rank, assignments, perceived toughness, kills, and level of “posership”, possibly with a “GI Joe” siderail.
That would be funny.
January 16th, 2013 at 11:09 pm
There a few “Generals” to choose from for a leader.
I would suggest a “top down” approach.
Back the the shine.
January 20th, 2013 at 12:36 am
Thought Bubble: “My appeals have run dry. Should I take the top or bottom bunk?”
See @142 for reference.
January 23rd, 2013 at 11:48 pm
Called him again to ask him to explain the MOH.
More threats.
Turd.
February 3rd, 2013 at 2:52 pm
Pussy.
February 9th, 2013 at 8:37 pm
Extra Pussy.
March 3rd, 2013 at 9:46 pm
Called him again about 0300 a few days back.
Told him the British were coming.
He was not happy.
Turd.
March 21st, 2013 at 12:07 am
Sent him the link to keep him informed.
Multiple threats. Problem is that they are not all that original anymore.
Recommened that he gets some new material.
April 1st, 2013 at 2:26 am
He looks very dangerous… to his own well being.
April 1st, 2013 at 10:30 am
My weekly shoutout: Maggot.
I feel better.
April 1st, 2013 at 10:40 pm
A greasy turd, indeed.
April 1st, 2013 at 10:42 pm
I could call him and breathe heavily into the phone.
April 3rd, 2013 at 10:33 pm
@166.
That is what he does before the threats.
Fucking maggot.
April 3rd, 2013 at 10:38 pm
@167 – I’ve been told I have a VERY nice phone voice.
April 6th, 2013 at 10:37 pm
A known felcher.
April 21st, 2013 at 1:08 am
Vertical smile.
April 22nd, 2013 at 1:01 pm
Tool.
April 22nd, 2013 at 1:32 pm
This bird turd repeatedly said that he was going to pay me a visit at home.
I’m still waiting, my welcome mat is still uncontaminated by the dust on his shoes.
April 22nd, 2013 at 1:44 pm
Marine–I’ve always found a chalk outline, a few splatters of chicken blood, and a couple of scattered copies of “The Lighthouse” keeps any unwanted visitors at bad.
April 26th, 2013 at 11:06 pm
This clown is a turd.
My boy, “Ranger Burrell”.
Felcher.
April 26th, 2013 at 11:25 pm
Green Thumb have you called to check on him lately?
April 27th, 2013 at 12:22 am
Been a while.
This clown is unreal.
It is a lot of fun.
Latest lover claims he does not live there.
Threatens lawsuits, security revocation, etc.
All I am trying to do is sell them a share in WWP’s Vet of of the Month Club.
Losers.
Both ways.
April 27th, 2013 at 12:27 am
Finshed my paper, Why not?
Lets talk about economic equality within the realm of post-constructialism….
Sure.
Sounds like a plan.
Hang on….
April 27th, 2013 at 12:37 am
No pickup.
Time to mix it up.
Got a good one…..
Get bored between papers.
April 27th, 2013 at 8:01 am
If I had a way to record it for all to hear, I would call him and tell him how he turns me on.
Then I’d put him on speed-dial on another phone and leave a different message.
April 27th, 2013 at 9:08 am
Be very careful in recording phone conversations, folks. Different states have varying laws on the subject. While most states, DC, and Federal law allow you to record conversations to which you’re a party without the explicit consent of other parties to that conversation, not all states do.
In particular, a relatively small number of states require the consent of all parties to the conversation before you can lawfully record of phone calls and other conversations. Those states are California, Connecticut, Florida, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania and Washington. Call someone in one of those states and record the conversation without their consent and you could end up with a rather expensive long-distance legal headache.
http://www.rcfp.org/first-amendment-handbook/introduction-recording-state-hidden-camera-statutes
Linda Tripp found that out the hard way when she recorded some of her phone conversations with Monica Lewinsky. She ended up threatened with potential prosecution by the state of Maryland – because that’s where Lewinsky was living at the time.
April 27th, 2013 at 9:27 am
Does breathing heavy count in that?
April 27th, 2013 at 10:44 am
Always be up front and honest.
It is still fun.
Doing research on Stolen Valor for my local newspaper.
All-American approach, and true.
April 27th, 2013 at 12:26 pm
GT, do me a favor. Go here: http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=35171&cpage=4#comment-830202 and give SharnL a sample of your regards. He just broke up with Hondo. He is sad.
Burrell -00- is still looking for me. He’s missing his index finger.
April 27th, 2013 at 6:04 pm
Call him up.
The people covering for him get pissed.
Turd.
May 3rd, 2013 at 12:39 am
My weekly shoutout:
Shitbag.
May 3rd, 2013 at 5:37 am
Right behind you.
Crapperjohn and crap weasel.
May 4th, 2013 at 10:25 pm
Slimeball.
May 4th, 2013 at 10:38 pm
Causes allergic reactions in children. Frightens dogs.
May 8th, 2013 at 11:50 pm
4th largest Turd ever left in the toilet bowl.
Obviously, someone forgot to flush.
Stain this clown is….
May 10th, 2013 at 11:02 pm
Ass Clown.
Looks like there might be some movement on “The Toughest Posers” ladder ascension to “Toughdom”.
Love it when new “Tough Clowns” get into the mix.
“Ranger” Burrell versus Bustamante.
Any guesses?
My take is that one will be afraid and the other will glad.
Double-Decker Turd Extraordinaire.
Clowns.
May 15th, 2013 at 11:49 pm
Cancer.
May 16th, 2013 at 1:01 am
How about ranger Burrell v. dual survival Teti? They can compete for the 5th most dangerous man title.