Bryan H Austin; sicko phony

| July 7, 2012 | 604 Comments

Ken sent us a link to POW Network’s post about Bryan H Austin, who was apparently flaunting his phony finery in Milwaukee Mitchell airport, wearing an Army ACUs uniform with Lieutenant Colonel rank, a special forces tab, as well as 82d and 101st unit patches. Apparently someone confronted him for ID and when he couldn’t produce any, he was taken into custody. It looks like he was using the stuff to get discounts and free stuff from well-meaning folks.

POW Network says that he also used his phony stories to move in with women and leach off of them until they toss his ass out. I don’t understand that. I have real stories that never got me laid, how do these phonies do that? But I never wore ACUs in the airport – with LTC rank.

But, apparently, after the authorities arrested him for the fraud attached to the uniform, they searched his computer and found 11 pictures to charge him with “Capture an Image of Nudity“, whatever that means.

I’m sure this will trigger a bunch of “I know that guy” comments when the post hits the search engines.

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  1. Young Guns says:

    Well Green Thumb I’m not BH either here! I don’t want to be him either. What I want is you Green Thumb. I think I’m fallen for you with all your wise words of wisdom here. I know you love BH, but for you to be watching him makes me want you more. I love you Green Thumb.

  2. Green Thumb says:

    @404.

    BH,

    At the very least come up with some original names.

    Dr Phil, Horse Apples, Young Guns, Hondo dick and Twist jr, etc.

    I bet you got your ass kicked alot in school.

    Now get lost, little pedophile.

    No young kids here.

    Punk.

  3. Young Guns says:

    Green Thumb first of all I’m not BH!

    Your really sick to keep coming back here and posting!

    I really believe your mother dropped you on your head. I love you Green Thumb your my hero.

  4. Green Thumb says:

    @406.

    Roger that, BH.

    Loser.

    Done w/ the paper. I am out to have some fun while the night is somewhat young.

    If you can, post how felonious prison sex is working out for you.

    I am sure Dr. Phil would be interested.

    Out.

    Felcher.

  5. Stumpy Joe says:

    Twist, Hondo, and Green Thumb, I’d really like to see things from your point of view but I am having awful trouble getting my head that far up my ass.

  6. Hondo says:

    Green Thumb: did you ever explain to Stumpy Joe and his multiple personae and/or friends that “BH” has multiple translations – one of which is “ButtHead”?

    Clue for ya, Stumpy-boy: that ain’t a term of endearment.

  7. seriously says:

    Ah, but I believe the FBI, working with the federal assistant district attorney, county district attorney’s office and other attorneys, know “a bit” about the law, past precedence set by similar cases and how the system works…

  8. Stumpy Joe says:

    You guys are just so delusional and self-righteous it is fucking insane. You can’t handle the fact that BH has a tribe of supporters that is willing to take your gang of cyber bullies on full force.
    Glad that BH is getting due process and his day in court with the obscure nude photo charges. Last time I checked there is no active case against him on stolen valor or impersonating a military officer or anything with him being labeled a pedophile.

    I know. I am going to hear it a thousand more times, “shut up BH turd”. Let me tell you. I am not BH guaranteed. Get over your false sense of what is right and what wrong and go fuck yourselves.

  9. NHSparky says:

    A tribe of supporters? Which tribe might that be, Bryan? The Wannabe Tribe?

  10. Stumpy Joe says:

    Why do you think that I am Bryan moron?

  11. Young Guns says:

    Sparky why don’t you change the plug out of your ass! Or is Green Thumb giving you want since Green Thumb is always looking for ass.

  12. Info says:

    The federal case being pursued with a vengeance by the FBI will be filed after the state case is concluded.

  13. Green Thumb says:

    Shut up, BH.

    You fucking Turd.

  14. Henry Jones says:

    Info, go back to school and learn how to wash the shit from your mouth!

  15. NHSparky says:

    I can’t wait until this case is over and his Internet access is in between periods of his being passed around like a doorknob…everybody’ll be taking a turn.

  16. Info says:

    Henry Jones (nice identity from Indiana Jones) – I got it straight from the prosecutors in the state case and people involved in investigating the federal case. Say what you want; doesn’t change the truth.

  17. Henry Jones says:

    Info, why did it go to the state if the feds aren’t done? Do you know anything about the law and how it works?

  18. Green Thumb says:

    BH,

    Your a Turd.

  19. Stumpy Joe says:

    Green Thumb,

    Glad to see that you have finally seen the light and are beginning to change your ways. More power to you brother!!!!

  20. Info says:

    Henry Jones a.k.a. BH: Yes I know how the law works, and more importantly, so do they!

  21. Henry Jones says:

    Info, this isn’t BH and you need to realize that you are so far away from what your saying here. I don’t want to be in BH shoes, but maybe you should watch what you say!

  22. Green Thumb says:

    Yes, you are BH. Maggot.

    Try “Horse Apples” again.

    You fucking pedophile clown.

  23. Optimus Prime says:

    Green Thumb your favorite words come out again.

    Maybe you should be leaving little boys alone for starters!

  24. Green Thumb says:

    Optimus Slime.

    More appropriate, turd.

    You still watching cartoons? Is that your “in”?

    Fucking pedophile.

    Get lost, felon.

  25. Info says:

    So it is OK for you to wear a military uniform, pretend to be a Lt. Col. and accept people’s thank yous, discounts and freebies, but I don’t get freedom of speech to share facts? You can’t have it both ways.

  26. Henry Jones says:

    Info, you have the freedom of speech that much we all know leaving in this country. But Bryan going to face his problems with the court and not you. And that’s the bottom line here!

  27. Hondo says:

    Henry Jones: and the fact that Austin is going to court affects Info’s right to express his/her opinion here how, precisely?

    I’ll save you the time: it doesn’t. He/she has the same right to express an opinion here that you do.

    You don’t have to like that fact. You also don’t have to comment here at all if you don’t like that fact.

  28. Henry Jones says:

    Hondo, again I don’t care about the freedom of speech. Your right it’s a free country and you can do and live how you want to. Austin will pay for his issues, don’t worry about that!

  29. Green Thumb says:

    @423.

    Go fuck yourself, BH.

  30. Stumpy Joe says:

    Just wanted to extend the warmest holiday wishes to those on this blog. Happy Thanksgiving. Wish there was a way that we could all get together and share a nice meal together. I feel like you guys are family now.

  31. Dr. Phil says:

    Yes, Happy Thanksgiving to all on here as well. Green Thumb please pass me some turkey please!

  32. NHSparky says:

    I thought you douchebags only got turkey loaf in prison, Bryan.

    Or something shaped very much like a loaf, but part of Bubba.

    Enjoy.

  33. Stumpy Joe says:

    Don’t worry Bubba is invited to our Thanksgiving meal. Cheers!

  34. Bubba says:

    mmmmmmmmmmm! Turkey Loaf with a side of ass gravy. . .can’t wait!

  35. Dr. Phil says:

    NHSparky, can you please pass the butter please?

  36. Green Thumb says:

    @437, 438, 439.

    BH “Pedohile” Austin,

    The only butter you will see will be from that big 10 inch that is being inserted into your turkey ass.

    Clown.

  37. Twist says:

    It is funny that BH and his sock puppets don’t understand how this blog works and thinks we are all here just waiting for him to comment and jump all over it.

  38. Dr. Phil says:

    Green Thumb, would you please pass the potatoes and salt please?

  39. Green Thumb says:

    I have seen quite a few posers in my day BH. But I will admit, I have not seen alot of pedophiles such as yourself.

    You are a scrap of shit.

  40. Green Thumb says:

    No BH for a while.

    Nice.

    Must have gotten his “pie hole” filled.

  41. McGuire, Retired says:

    It is obvious even to a casual reader that Bryan takes on multiple personalities out here. I called and asked the DA if when they do the “pre-sentence” investigation if all his multiple personality comments, his past criminal history, the stolen valor claims etc can be brought up to attest to his “stellar character” and he said yes, public opinion does weigh with the judge on whether to commit to prison or allow back out into the community. If the community voices concerns, they will take it into consideration. the fact that the victims have something to say about it helps. so if you want to be heard, be sure to let the DA know you have something to add, share etc. Good or Bad, they need to hear it all to put this piece of crap out of the community. Thank goodness the Feds are in the shadows waiting for the next step. Bryan can convince himself these are minor charges but his crimes keep progressing in the wrong direction??what comes next if he is allowed to walk after this invasion of privacy?

  42. Green Thumb says:

    What happened to this beady-eyed maggot?

  43. NHSparky says:

    January 23rd, huh? This oughta be interesting.

  44. Green Thumb says:

    @447.

    Cool.

  45. Anonymous says:

    Bryan STILL continues to try and find woman to use and abuse ! Fortunately for me I was smarter than he thought ! I’m amazed at what I know now !!

  46. Info says:

    Are you serious, #450? Early Christmas present to you that it sounds like you managed to avoid the worst of it.

  47. Green Thumb says:

    Fuck this guy.

    Clown-o-phile.

  48. Info says:

    #450, you should reach out to John Luetscher with the Brown County DA’s office and share your experience. It may be relevant to the court case the state is prosecuting.

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