Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL
Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.
Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;
Notice the Trident peaking out from his vest? Well, here are his records;
ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;
Here’s an ad that BBN ran in their publication about a business conference. But Monkress never claimed to be a SEAL, right?
July 15th, 2012 at 9:45 am
I wonder if we give his MC this page with his records on it; would he be forced to leave?
July 15th, 2012 at 9:51 am
Yup, nothing.
Boot Camp – Apr 87 – Jun 87
Data Systems Tech School – Jun 87 – Aug 88
Sub Tender Duty, with a TAD to Bethesda – Sep 88 – Aug 92
Also, broke dick on shore duty (LIMDU) Mar 90 – Feb 91.
Got out in Jacksonville in Apr 92.
I do not know if DS was even a source rating for the SEAL’s back then.
George (CPO (Ret))
July 15th, 2012 at 10:13 am
I also notice his records indicate he was discharged as a DS2 and he’s wearing 1st class PO pin. Possible he was frocked, but, considering his SEAL claims I don’t think he deserves any benefit of the doubt.
What a turd
July 15th, 2012 at 10:18 am
I know that guy … not personally, but he’s been in my Legion Post a time or two. (I live close to Titusville.)
July 15th, 2012 at 10:19 am
a white dude claiming he is part Native American? Never seen that before.
July 15th, 2012 at 10:33 am
@Zedechek
“a white dude claiming he is part Native American? Never seen that before.”
He claims it for his business. For small businesses trying to get government contracts the only thing better than being a Service Disabled Veteran Owned Small Business is being a Native American Owned Small Business. If you check out the link to All-Points Logistics that Mr. Lilyea put in the original post you’ll see that Mr. Monkress is claiming his business is both.
July 15th, 2012 at 10:35 am
Yet another bullshit artist.
July 15th, 2012 at 10:36 am
I’ll assume his “grandmother was a Cherokee princess”.
What rolls is he claiming to be on?
July 15th, 2012 at 10:36 am
Screen-Capped every page of his business website.
July 15th, 2012 at 10:37 am
Obviously this shitfor brains wasn’t loved by mommy and suffers from low self-esteem. Asswipe
July 15th, 2012 at 10:41 am
He entered the Navy from OKC. If he’s from OK originally, the claim of Native American ancestry is plausible. Many tribes were relocated to reservations in OK during the 1800s. It was formally considered “Indian Territory” until the late 1800s or early 1900s.
Whether it’s true or not is another question.
Requirements for tribal membership vary from tribe to tribe. As I recall, it generally doesn’t require 100% NA heritage – some allow membership with substantially less NA ancestry, 25% (or less) if I recall correctly. In OK that’s quite plausible.
No, I’m not defending this ass – claiming SEAL qual and rank you didn’t earn is BS. But he may technically qualify for tribal affiliation – and thus NA Owned Small Business status.
Or he might be lying through his teeth.
July 15th, 2012 at 10:51 am
It’s 1/16 or less in many, Hondo, and if he is in fact indigenous, he’d be on a roll. Much like my brother and I are just under half at 3/8, we have eligibility for 3 different registers. My niece, under those qualifications, is 5/8 and eligible for our 3, plus my sister-in-law’s 2 since she’s Kiowa and Wichita and they also both register at 1/16.
If he’s claiming status as a NA-owned small business, I want to see his damned roll number. It would only take a simple phone call to Anadarko to confirm.
July 15th, 2012 at 11:05 am
Well, this gets more interesting. Our esteemed colleague was an IT guy for Chickasaw Nation Industries.
I’ll know soon if that is indeed the tribal affiliation he holds as one relinquishes other tribal affiliation with tribal citizenship.
July 15th, 2012 at 11:06 am
Ok Squidlies, riddle me this. What is a DS and why does his FOIA say DS2 but the other thing only lists a DS3 throughout? If I understand/remember correctly, the lower the number the higher the rate, right?
July 15th, 2012 at 11:10 am
@#6: If he would only claim to be a woman as well, he’d have a small business set-aside trifecta!
July 15th, 2012 at 11:14 am
Yat Yas 1833: DS2 is a data systems technician, 2nd class. Pay grade is E5.
My guess is that he received a promotion to E5 between Apr and Aug 1992. But there might be another explanation. One of the Navy vets here will have to weigh in on that.
Doesn’t excuse him wearing E6 insignia in the photo, though.
July 15th, 2012 at 11:52 am
Mare Island for Crypto School…
Back in “80′s while Seawolf was in Drydock, I introduced a Senior Chief from Experimental Dive Unit… to a Young E3 who was Scamming the Waves at the Chow Hall By wearing the Budweiser Badge… Senior and Three of his friends sat at the Six Place table with the Young man and His Girl friend… When These HIGHLY DECORATED real Seals took Off their Fowl weather Jackets exposing Ther beribboned Chests and Large Shiney Badges I Thought the Kid was Gonna Choke…. I think The Senior Chief Got a Date with the Wave too.
July 15th, 2012 at 11:57 am
Thanks Hondo. Why can’t everyone else have simple MOS identifying systems like us? The AF has an 18 number/letter combo and the Navy? Forget about it!
July 15th, 2012 at 1:01 pm
man of very low self esteem.
I would like to take him on a night swim open sea.
There are more of them than there is of us.
RIO
July 15th, 2012 at 1:11 pm
Found this through a facebook search of “Phil Monkress”:
http://philmonkress.com/
Here’s his facebook page:
http://www.facebook.com/phil.monkress
And you’ll find this among his photos:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1018887526227&set=a.1018887086216.3478.1646335614&type=3&theater
July 15th, 2012 at 1:19 pm
@Yat Yas I hear you… I still have to use the NEC Manual these days (working as a Navy Civ). When I retired I was a 9201/9202/9203/9502/9138/9124
Anyway, since he was at Bethesda as a patient and then LIMDU for a while, he may be 100% disabled. Sounds like he got hurt on the tender.
July 15th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Seems like you guys have now cast reasonable doubt on two of three charges here.
I’m just curious how complete the research before trashng someone here.
July 15th, 2012 at 2:57 pm
TR: I think you need to look again, amigo.
1. He’s wearing an unauthorized SEAL trident – BUD/S ain’t in his records. He’s absolutely busted on that one.
2. He’s wearing PO1 brass (see comment 3 above) – his FOIA shows he left the Navy as a PO2 (that’s an E5; PO1 is an E6). He’s absolutely busted on that one, too.
3. The NA preference claim may or may not be accurate; that one needs further research to determine whether or not he really does have tribal standing. Might or might not be true, and pretty easy to check. I suspect ROS will do exactly that.
To me, that looks like 2 “charges” above are accurate, and 1 is pending further evaluation and might also be accurate.
Given this guy’s already proven he’s willing to lie about his military qualifications and former rank by wearing stuff he doesn’t rate, I don’t find it a stretch to think he might have lied to the VA too.
July 15th, 2012 at 3:15 pm
This clown looks like he just got off shift from his bouncing/doorman job at the Double Douche Bar.
July 15th, 2012 at 3:23 pm
the website to his motorcycle club has a guest book and email contact. Looks like he can be outed there. Looks like he made a lot of money based on his military claims
http://tech.rambergmedia.com/all-points-logistics-llc-selected-as-major-subcontractor-on-the-missile-defense-agencys-ground-based-midcourse-defense-development-and-sustainment-contract/
July 15th, 2012 at 4:30 pm
His email
pmonkress@allpointslogistics.com
July 15th, 2012 at 4:42 pm
I spent time with the SEALS/UDT. I was an E5. Used to ride a ’62 Panhead. Family says I’m 1/16 Native American.
I want one of them Budweisers too.
July 15th, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Why do these guys always look like they’re about to drop a load in their pants when they take these “tough” guy pics?
July 15th, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Surprised he didn’t have nerve to wear rank of Major – a former Major in SEAL Teams would have created a lot more buzz. He’s already wearing one fictitious gold – go for the daily double.
July 15th, 2012 at 6:40 pm
According to his records, he is a DS3….unless he got frocked to 2nd class on the way out. When I was in, around that time frame, I don’t recall the DS rate as a source for SEAL recruiting. And hell, I got Cherokee blood too…but I sure as hell ain’t a SEAL! Another Twidgett with some serious delusions of Grandeur! And he musta got CAP-ed for that first class crow on the way out as well…..or maybe his SEAL command did that for him????
July 15th, 2012 at 6:59 pm
Is it just me, or does it seem like a lot of poseurs are associates, wanna-be’s, or members of motorcycle clubs or organizations, complete with military ‘color’s all over their vests?
Not casting judgement on those in clubs or bikers in general, just an observation.
July 15th, 2012 at 7:03 pm
I was told if I wanted a bike I could file the insurance as I picked up my divorce papers.
Funny how that works…
July 15th, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Wow, what a tough guy!
July 15th, 2012 at 7:59 pm
Green Thumb: Understand, amigo. CINC-House said I could have one – right after I took out a $5M life insurance policy. I decided I didn’t really want another bike that badly. (smile)
July 15th, 2012 at 8:08 pm
@33. Not tough. Just beat down.
July 15th, 2012 at 8:35 pm
no shit, there I was: a Comanche Colonel Seal doing a HALO into Ho Chi Min City to take out The Dear Leader when we were called off to Moscow for a night drop with hang gliders …
July 16th, 2012 at 12:28 am
Guys, my former wife (nee Murphy), sons and daughter are registered members of the Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma. My daughter checked, as far as she could, and there is no “Phillip Dale Monkress” registered with the Choctaws. She’s trying to get ahold of a cousin who is employed by the Nation in Denton, Ok. For what it’s worth!?
July 16th, 2012 at 12:33 am
@37- He’s supposedly Chickasaw. We’ll know in the morning how truthful that claim is, as well as whether or not he’s defrauded anyone by receiving business grants using that claim.
July 16th, 2012 at 2:00 am
@ 38 ROS, that’ll work! A Bro I served with is a Chickasaw from Chickasha, OK!? I’ll give him a holler, tomorrow, and see if he can find out anything. Trace is a good man and a good Marine so I know he’ll do what he can.
July 16th, 2012 at 2:03 am
Phillip Dale Monkress aka Bitter Over The Hill White Man Tells Many Tall Bullsh*t Stories…
July 16th, 2012 at 9:50 am
I know that it will come as a surprise to most, but Mr. Monkress is not in the Chickasaw database, thus he does not hold tribal citizenship and is not on their rolls. If he’d like to claim citizenship with another tribe, I would be happy to confirm or deny that as well.
July 16th, 2012 at 10:46 am
Hey TR:
“Seems like you guys have now cast reasonable doubt on two of three charges here.
I’m just curious how complete the research before trashng someone here.”
Your are correct. He is GUILTY AS CHARGED. Says who?
Say me! The Master Chief!
July 16th, 2012 at 11:15 am
@ 41 Hey ROS you stole my thunder!?;)
July 16th, 2012 at 11:27 am
I’m sorry, YY. The next roll we’ll check in tandem.:-D
July 16th, 2012 at 12:02 pm
ROS, Roger that and when we’re done I’ll buy the beer or other refreshing beverage!
July 16th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
It’s a deal!
July 16th, 2012 at 3:03 pm
http://haulseyengr.com/seaporte/apl.htm
Apparently not the owner. Some funky shit going on, huh?
July 16th, 2012 at 3:35 pm
To answer some of the questions posed here:
Navy general rating exams for PO3, 2, and 1 (E-4,-5, and -6) are taken twice a year, in March and September. The results are announced around the beginning of June/December, and “frocking” takes place usually in January/July. They don’t “promote” everyone at once; based on your score/cutoff, you get a particular month when you start getting paid for it. When I was in, the first group got paid on January/July 16th, and so on through June/December 16th.
From E-4 to E-5 requires a minimum of one year TIS, and from E-5 to E-6 requires a minimum 3 years as an E-5. So while this guy MIGHT have made E-5 anytime after the March 1991 exam (making his TIR 01 July 1991) there’s no way in hell he ever saw an E-6 exam, considering he was out of the navy less than a year after making E-5 at best.
A few things stand out to me. He gets out of DS “A” School, goes to the USS Canopus (or Can-o-pussy for you bubbleheads), and is a patient at Bethesda from 03 Jan 90 to 01 Feb 90…a total of 28 days. Hmmmmm number one. He then rides a desk and fetches coffee for a year or so at TTF King’s Bay before going back to the Can-o-pussy in February 91 (which explains the SDCD–Sea Duty Commencement Date) with a PRD (Projected Rotation Date) of November 1993. He extends in April of 1991, most likely to ensure he has sufficient time to meet PRD requirements.
HOWEVER…he then transfers off Canopus in April 1992 and is at transient barracks until his discharge in August of that year.
DS2 I MIGHT believe. Native American I MIGHT believe. Everything else about this guy stinks.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Corretion to last–E-4 to E-5 requires 1 year time in GRADE, not service. That date is based on when you “made” E-4.
Case in point: I knew guys who came into boot camp as E-3 (nukes) who then went over to Snipe’s Castle for MM “A” or EM “A” school (then self-paced.) In theory (and I saw, in reality) a kid could come in, go through boot camp, blow through all the self-paced exams and get his automatic “pushbutton third” (promoted E-4.) Let’s say this all happened in the March-June timeframe. If the kid had his PARS, Military Leadership exam, etc., done by 30 June, he could then in theory take the E-5 exam in September (his TIR date was 01 January, even if he didn’t put on/get paid for his E-4 until 30 June.) This means IF he took and passed with a high enough score, he could in theory be wearing E-5 before he even had a year in the Navy, and possibly even be getting paid for it.
But that isn’t the case with this guy.
And while there have been A FEW cases of command advancement to E-6, one of the prerequisites for CAP to E-4, 5, or 6 is that all requirements be met for advancement, including TIR requirements. Again, no way this guy ever made E-6. Ever.
July 16th, 2012 at 4:17 pm
Sparky – never having delt with DS’s I don’t know, but I wonder if he could have STAR’d for E5?
July 16th, 2012 at 5:38 pm
It would have said so in his assignments and records. He extended so EAOS matched PRD. No mention of reenlistment.
And I’m not sure if DS was a STAR-eligible rate even in the early 90′s. If it was CREO 1 or 2 it might have been, but he never went to a “C” school so no way he picked up DS2 that way.
I only dealt with DS’s when I was on the tender (Holland) and mostly they dealt with workstation and other computer issues, making sure everybody had a registered copy of Windows, antivirus software, shit like that–remember, this guy served when LAN’s were just getting started, and nobody had e-mail, Internet access was virtually nonexistent, etc.
IIRC, they did away with the DS rating just before I got out.
July 16th, 2012 at 6:36 pm
We can all contact his motorcycle club and expose this fraud. looks like they have an email and a guestbook
July 17th, 2012 at 12:39 am
Yep. We have a FUCKIN AXE TO GRIND NOW.
MWMC
July 17th, 2012 at 1:18 am
Posted to his National MC guest book. Looks like he was reported on 11/2011. Surprised this was just found.
July 17th, 2012 at 1:29 am
Change that I sent them a private email.
July 17th, 2012 at 1:58 am
hang him in the public square!!!!!!!!! lol get mid evil on him
July 17th, 2012 at 3:48 pm
@31
T-Man, hell yea 1st Amendment. Not slamming your post, yet if we can light a humble torch here. Motorcycle Clubs… indy riders… everything in between, vets or no vets, there are TONS of awesome people in this small world. The MC this guy was or is still part of is HIGHLY respected. And I will not comment further on this specifically…the business or members of ANY other MC it is NONE of our business, RESPECT to the US Military Vets MC. Shit happens.
How many fakers were sitting Presidents or officers of non-motorcycle Veteran groups? I have gotten more than one email with a intro photo of a fat faced guy with a pin covered hat, caption reading “President of X Veteran group busted for fake military service”. We cannot or should NOT label an entire group for the sins of one person, unless you are in PETA, the Westboro Baptist Church, or a group which wants to violently overthrow the USG, I’m probably forgetting a few hundred other formal professional douchebag associations but the point it’s….. Shit happens.
People with low self-esteem or outright sociopaths are in every single sect of society, with vets, or fake vets it’s really the most incredible disappointing thing to see. We have REAL Frogmen in this MC, they have encountered fake SEALS before in person and what happened I will not discuss, but there are very effective ways to deal with this. REAL SEALS do not like fake SEALS one bit, and have an AXE to grind with fakes. I was a Marine, when I see a fake Marine, I have an axe to grind, if you were authentic, and see a rip off of your brand you want to destroy it, it’s the Veteran Uncanny Valley.
I’m not sure what your experience is in the biker crowd, 9 times out of 10, you will meet authentic, nice, strong, loyal, guys with combat or military service. To quote the movie team America, good men who served honorably…we’re dicks. The fake Veterans are pussies. And Fake SEALS are assholes. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck these assholes, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
We are hunters of stolen valor too, on our own terms, and our own time. You throw a light on at night and it will both damage the darkness, and attract moths. You will always get your moths, but I’d highly encourage you to go meet some members of our community, give respect, get respect. If you’re posting here and a friend of John’s, you must be good people anyway.
Respect to the US Military Vets MC
-MWMC
July 18th, 2012 at 3:53 pm
MWMC you are right on about the Mil Vets–they are an alright bunch. It’s a shame that guys like the fake aquatic animal infilterate there ranks. Im not a vet but i respect those guys and figure they will handle there bizness
July 18th, 2012 at 4:21 pm
@ 57 well put! FUCKING FUNNY … eveytime I hear or read this!
“I’m not sure what your experience is in the biker crowd, 9 times out of 10, you will meet authentic, nice, strong, loyal, guys with combat or military service. To quote the movie team America, good men who served honorably…we’re dicks. The fake Veterans are pussies. And Fake SEALS are assholes. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck these assholes, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!”
July 18th, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Wonder If dude is gonna at least defend hisself?
July 19th, 2012 at 2:34 am
Not likely, and if he does, it won’t turn out well. DS’s aren’t dumb, so it’s unlikely he’ll come in here blustering, rationalizing, continuing his bullshit line, or threatening to sue Jonn.
But I’ve been wrong before….
July 21st, 2012 at 1:29 am
Where is his DD214? Not here.
July 21st, 2012 at 12:31 pm
I have seen that club at local events. They are well respected. Now they have an integrity problem in their ranks. I wonder how they are handling it? Surely there must be some disciplinary action from them. Most MC’s are hardcore about members fucking lying to their own brothers.
OJW
July 21st, 2012 at 6:05 pm
Ive seen them around too. Youd figure they’ll take care of bizness
July 23rd, 2012 at 1:39 pm
I dont care much about the biker stuff. I think it is terrible that he had it written on his company bio. I wonder what his business associates think about this lie? If they even know yet. His company seems to be a succesful government contractor. I am still waiting for his response. Will it be an excuse or an apology? Man up!
July 23rd, 2012 at 4:59 pm
Well if he is a govt contractor he probably has a govt clearance which could be suspended on the whole honesty thing.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:16 pm
Nothing like “crow for breakfast”!!!!
I know this guy personally and I have heard that he is going to all of his clients and gov’t teammates and telling them about the “misunderstanding”…
you can look at his linkedin page and his company’s website and get a listing of all of the companies he works with and send emails to the CEO’s and HR folks….
I just don’t understand the need to romanticize or embellish a perfectly respectable military service record…
Can he be charged or indicted under the “Stolen Valor Act”?
July 27th, 2012 at 11:21 am
@67.
That is funny.
July 27th, 2012 at 3:27 pm
So he ain’t gonna own up, huh? Anyone heard
From his MC?
July 27th, 2012 at 8:02 pm
No
July 27th, 2012 at 11:52 pm
Where else can we post this?? It needs more exposure!
July 28th, 2012 at 7:02 am
Florida Today?
August 27th, 2012 at 5:46 pm
We emailed this dude, he said “I never claimed to be a SEAL, it was my Father’s Trident…”
September 1st, 2012 at 6:28 am
Capt. Bailey probably would have checked for that. He is telling yet another lie.
September 1st, 2012 at 7:36 am
Oh, so it was his “father’s Trident”. I see.
My dad had the Medal for Humane Action and the Army of Occupation Medal (Germany), both with Berlin Airlift Device. But I don’t wear those – because I didn’t earn them.
Freaking tool.
September 1st, 2012 at 8:34 am
Back in college I had a roomate who was engaged to a Navy SEAL. He gave me a baseball hat with a stylized Trident on it. When asked about it I told people I had a friend with the Teams. Later once when he was here with some of his team over beer one of the guys gave me a lecture about it …because I was a vet and never claimed to be whatit represented and I wore it just because it was a gift they let it slide….I never wore that hat again.
But the wearing of the actual badge is really something else!!!!
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:17 pm
Any new info on this maggot?
September 24th, 2012 at 2:14 pm
I dated Phil from 2008 til late 2010. Even after i moved from FLA to SC we still kept in touch and saw each other. He would book a room here in Greenville at the hyatt for us and visit cuz it was only an hour and half from his office in atlanta. When i questioned him about phoney SEAL allegations he said it was a misunderstamding then he blocked my number and emails. huh? Guess they are true. i dated this man 4 yrs.He even bought me a car. Believe i may still have reciept!14 000 on his debit card then bloks me? Guess i was a fool too. Divorce papers? did this man get married again. he Just came to see me in april or may!!! maggot i agree
September 24th, 2012 at 2:17 pm
Hope this man doesnt still have TS clearance. Delusion of grandure!! Phil needs serious meds!
September 24th, 2012 at 2:49 pm
@78.
You got a clean break and got out. Good for you.
This dude is a loser.
October 9th, 2012 at 2:27 pm
@78
Yes miss anonymous, he is currently married, and for a fact was when he last saw you. I hope his wife reads this.
October 10th, 2012 at 7:11 pm
I see a lot of people talking about this guy and as a COMBAT WOUNDED, DISABLIED VETERAN, I thought I would put in my two cents.
1.) Is all of this based off the picture shown above? (If so…really?)
I could care less what anyone wears on a leather vest… I have seen a lot of MC vests with all kinds of crazy stuff on them. Is there a picture of this guy in a uniform? Most club vests that have stuff on the front are because they have sentimental value to the person. In fact I know of several motorcycle clubs that have “Pilot wings” and even though they are the exact same ones issued by the US and GERMAN Military… I PROMISE THEY WERE NOT EARNED BY FLYING A PLANE!
If you get bored sometime and want to hear a really good story… ask me how I “earned” my wings!
2.) The chick that was giving up ass for a car… you sound creditable to me. I have paid a whore for services before too.
You must have some great skills; maybe you should put the car on your resume. That is impressive.
(Act like a hoe, get treated like a hoe)
3.) FmrAPLman109… why are you a no longer an APL man? Might you be a little bitter about something? Tell us about YOUR military background.
4.) ALL OF YOU TOUGH GUY BIKER TYPES…. It says here his MC was contacted, and for some reason he is still there? Maybe they have a little more insight then you do? Also if he is wearing the “Trident” on club colors and said it was his daddy’s… was he talking Biological daddy or the person that raised him in the MC WORLD?
NOT GETTING INTO MC POLITICS, but I think it is better you have all the facts before you start trying to push any MC to do something. THEY MIGHT HAVE MEMEBRS THAT ARE WILLING TO PUSH BACK!
5.) Indian… well I will just say this; Show me a redneck that does not have family that was 1/132nds Indian of some sort. They are all so very proud of it too! Stolen Indian Valor? (dont care!)
6.) 100% Disabled Veteran owned business? Who made this claim? I can’t find anything from him or his company that says 100% Disabled on it? I see service connected disability on his records from the VA.
If he is getting 10% disability or greater, His business is a DISABLED VETERAN OWNED BUSINESS.
I am not saying the guy is right or wrong, I just think that ALL of the facts should be looked at before you start slinging mud. He is a veteran, he does have a security clearance, he is in a MC that has their own rules and guidelines, Not ONE picture (that I can find) of this guy dressed in uniform wearing anything unauthorized, non-military, ex-employees and scorned women are the ones validating the info?!?
NO HE IS NOT A SEAL his records prove that… but I wonder who even started this witch hunt and for what personal reasons? The man is NOT claiming to be a SEAL maybe that is why he has not “owned up” as several of you have demanded? Seems like a lot of holes in this one guys.
October 10th, 2012 at 7:28 pm
Sounds like our noob is a little butt-hurt.
Wearing a “Budweiser” when you didn’t earn it is a big no-no. I don’t care who you’re “honoring”.
October 10th, 2012 at 7:48 pm
Bingo, NHSparky.
Let me lay it out for you in terms you might understand, “SAINT”. Wearing a SEAL Trident – or a Green Beret – you didn’t earn is kinda like walking into a biker bar wearing 1% MC “colors” when you’re not a member. It pisses people off you probably don’t want pissed off at you.
Except with SEALS and SF, you’re not going to end up dead. Not sure that’s necessarily true with 1% MC clubs.
October 10th, 2012 at 7:57 pm
I might be a noob, but I don’t jump to conclusions. Just not as cut and dry as the others I have seen on here. I did not say it was right to wear it… I just said I needed more facts. People do stupid shit all the time without intending to be disrespectful. I THINK this might be one of those situations. I look at many of the other FAKE HEROS on here and it is 100% hands down deserving of a swift kick in the ass. I believe in The Stolen Valor Act and believe it should be enforced. I just don’t see non-veterans and angry women having a say in this. That is just me… my personal thoughts. If people want to come after me for my way of thinking… so be it. I earned my purple heart in combat; I earned my Bronze Star with “V” device, my CIB, my Meritorious Service Medal, etc. My 14 years in the Army and the blood I have shed for my country make me believe I have earned my right to speak my mind. Maybe not but it is nice to think so.
October 10th, 2012 at 7:59 pm
Wow “Saint” make excuses much?
October 10th, 2012 at 8:07 pm
Hondo I completely understand both from an MC point of view and as a veteran. If you want to compare this to the MC world I would say it is like a guy walking up to a memeber of an MC and calling him “BROTHER”. I am sure the “RUB” (Rich Urban Biker) might not think he is doing anything wrong until he has been corrected. But once again, what do I know?
October 10th, 2012 at 8:08 pm
“I earned my Bronze Star with “V” device, my CIB, my Meritorious Service Medal,”
So if I wore my daddy’s or biker buddy’s Silver Star on my MC vest that would be A-OK if I was “just showin respect”?
As someone with 23 years in the Army so far, 4 combat deployments, a CAB, Ranger Tab, Airborne and Air Assault and all the other yada-yada of a lifer…I would be highly offended if a Vet were wearing any of that sh*t unearned.
A 14 year old kid with a SEAL Trident pinned to a high school jacket is one thing…a grown ass man who happens to be a Navy Vet…AND in a military MC wearing it…is a whole different story
October 10th, 2012 at 8:09 pm
You have every right to speak your mind, “SAINT”. As do I. And I disagree with you.
I’m sure people wear 1% MC colors through ignorance without intending to “offend” at times too. Some even live through the experience. But I understand they’re generally somewhat the worse for wear afterwards.
Monkress just should count his lucky stars that the SEAL community is more professional than that. My take is that what he did is just as offensive to them.
October 10th, 2012 at 8:09 pm
LMAO Yep just as I thought, I ASKED for more info… FACTS… never backed this guy or anyone else. BUT you have done exactly as I predicted… come after me for it.
October 10th, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Like I said guys, I just wanted to know more. Does that make me a bad guy too?
October 10th, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Saint..we are just busting your balls…seeing where you are coming from…
Nothing wrong with standing your ground. No one here is saying you did anything wrong.
October 10th, 2012 at 8:15 pm
October 10th, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Look, SAINT: all the facts necessary for an informed decision are in the article above. Monkress was in the Navy; ergo, he knows exactly what the Trident is and what it represents. And that also means he knows how damn offensive it is to SEALs for others to claim, falsely, that they’re a SEAL.
Monkress’ records show he was never a SEAL; therefore, he doesn’t rate the Trident. But he’s wearing it anyway, in public. And he knows exactly what that means – and how offensive it is. In short: he’s trading on the valor of other, better men to make himself look good by false association.
That’s all anyone needs to know about this situation. Anything else is irrelevant or an excuse.
We don’t spoon-feed folks here at TAH. We lay out the facts and state opinions – but we expect people to read what’s there and think for themselves.
October 10th, 2012 at 8:33 pm
@85–I THINK this might be one of those situations.
I don’t. Look at the other side of his vest. First class crow? When I clearly point out there’s no way he ever even SAW an E-6 exam, let alone passed one, let alone cut a high enough score to make rate?
There’s too much shit here for there NOT to be something seriously jacked up about this guy.
October 10th, 2012 at 8:37 pm
BUT you have done exactly as I predicted… come after me for it.
Read your post @82 again. Who came after who? And that kinda puts your whole vet claim bit into question. No self-respecting NCO would fling that kind of monkey shit at the bars of the cage and then claim the moral high ground.
Just sayin.
October 10th, 2012 at 8:37 pm
I will say it once again Hondo. I did not condone his actions. I just wanted to see more facts. From what I have read on here, contact was made with the guy, he gave his EXCUSE or whatever and the corrections were made? (I don’t know)
Him being in the Navy, YES he should know better. Being in a MC world is a different situation. The MC world has its own UCMJ so to speak. Honestly IF I gave something to a member of my MC to wear (If I was in a MC wink wink) and he did not wear it… he MIGHT have a problem.
What does who he has sex with, his club, or his Indian heritage have to do with him being wrong for wearing the Trident? Tell the guy he is wrong and explain that his actions are not respectful… then you will know if the guy is truly a douche or not by his response and actions. Being one of those people that read whats there and trying to think for themselves… I just asked if he was ever seen in a uniform like 99% of all the others listed on here. Can you not see my reason at all for asking?
October 10th, 2012 at 8:39 pm
@ 85 SAINT, I generally agree with what you said but I will take one HUGE exception.
Your, “I just don’t see non-veterans and angry women having a say in this.” is way out of line. There are female vets here who have very right to say their piece. My daughter was/is prouder of my Marine Corps than I am and wanted to be a Marine was deemed ineligible because of asthma.
October 10th, 2012 at 8:41 pm
OH REALLY?!? MY VETERAN STATUS IS IN QUESTION NOW? WHAT A JOKE! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CHECK ME OUT!
October 10th, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Yat Yas I was not saying WOMEN VETERANS do not have a say… I was saying ANGRY EX-LOVERS.
October 10th, 2012 at 8:44 pm
(sigh)…Yes, young padawan, good, good…FEEL the butthurt FLOW through you…
Consider this a “drunk posting” intervention. Probably wasn’t a good idea coming in here the way you did. And yes, I stand by my earlier assertion that no NCO (you claimed 14 years?) worth a shit is going to come in here blustering and flinging poo at the bars the way you have. Again, your first impression was less than impressive.
Your second impression is pretty much the same as the first.
October 10th, 2012 at 8:50 pm
And just out of curiousity, you’re stationed where, again?
October 10th, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Well Sparky,
I may have come on strongly, agreed. But I was not the first “poo slinger” but I guess anyone that does not see YOUR point of view is not worthy of an opinion. Sorry if I am not as articulate as you are Sparky. Maybe, I am a shitty NCO? How dare I question ANYTHING that is posted on here? I must be a drunken fool. You have won me over Sparky. I agree with you completely now.
… and to answer your question, I am not stationed anywhere now. I am one of those shitty NCOs that got shot during combat.
October 10th, 2012 at 9:03 pm
Come on strongly…there’s the understatement of the year so far, calling a woman you don’t even know a whore, etc.
Perhaps had you bothered to read his Page 5 (see above) or the rest of the thread, you’d have known what was known about him (not assumed) before you started your little tirade starting at post 82. Most NCO’s I’m aware of listen with their ears, not their mouths (or fingers, in your case.) Point the second.
Yeah, articulation isn’t the word here, scooter. What am I looking for? Oh yeah–
“Lighten up, Francis.”
October 10th, 2012 at 9:03 pm
Who the hell is an angry ex-lover? I don’t know anyone here who can stretch it that far.
October 10th, 2012 at 9:08 pm
I don’t know anyone here who can stretch it that far.
‘Cept maybe a sockpuppet.
October 10th, 2012 at 9:19 pm
I JUST ASKED IF THE GUY WAS EVER SEEN IN A UNIFORM. If someone would have said yes that would have been the end of the story for me and my questions. I have a little bit of info that is not posted on here. (Being a shitty NCO and I a biker, I found out a little more info.) There is an ANGRY EX-LOVER posting on here… there are also two persons that were fired from APL for conduct that is FAR much worse than anything else I have posted. That was the reason I come out swinging. I handled it wrong. I just hate when people jump the gun and come after VETERANS without knowing the whole truth. I am overly defensive of veterans, (I do not mean that sarcastically, I really may be overly defensive) my apologies to ANY of you I may have offended. (Well except for the people with malice intent)
So Sparky…. Wanna go have a beer and get over all of this?
First round is on the Sockpuppet?
October 10th, 2012 at 9:40 pm
Damn! Someone comes on here insulting all of us, calling us names and worse, then acts all insulted because he (using the pronoun purely for purposes of contructing the sentance – I really don’t give a flip what your gender might be, Spanky) doesn’t get a standing O?
Yeah. That’s not the sort of game that wins any points around here.
October 10th, 2012 at 9:45 pm
Saint–being that he was in the Navy for 5 years, I’m pretty sure he was in fact seen in a uniform at some point by someone.
And again, our issue isn’t with him wearing what he EARNED, but rather with what he DIDN’T, namely the Trident and First Class crow.
Then again, I’m sure you’d think it was no big deal if someone who didn’t earn them started sporting a CIB and Purple Heart, right?
October 10th, 2012 at 10:09 pm
Sparky please understand me when I say I agree with you… I truly do. I insulted three people on purpose. And let’s be completely honest here…Those three know who I am. We have met several times in person and I KNOW what they are trying to do. I did not ask any of you to agree with me. I just asked for MORE FACTS… guess that is what insulted the rest of you? Ever wondered why out of all the people on here proven to be fakes, this guy is getting the most attention? Ever think that maybe someone might have personal reasons for dragging someone through the mud? Ever think that I MAY know these people that are making some of the claims and MAY know the reasons? I ONLY ASKED YOU FOR MORE FACTS… Is that really a bad thing? I even apologized for some of my comments, but trust me when I say they were for a good reason. Sparky I got nothing against you. I swear I don’t… I just think some people are playing a game with another person’s life. I do not know what else I can say to make any of you believe me. I do have GREAT respect for all of my fellow war fighters. I am not out to offend anyone else on here except for certain persons. I am a real veteran, all of my combat claims are real… awards too. YES I would be mad as hell if I was a SEAL, but I honestly believe that our SEALS understand someone screwing up and making the corrections should not be continually punished. SO… CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? Okay not funny, but I am trying to make a mend here. Good night Sparky and the rest of you guys (and gals)too.
October 10th, 2012 at 10:11 pm
@107.
The was claiming SEAL and was not. Never wear a badge like that, period. And as a former Navy guy (?), he knows better.
Get with it. Turd.
October 10th, 2012 at 10:14 pm
Monkress has hardly gotten more attention than anyone else. Not even close.
October 10th, 2012 at 10:17 pm
@82.
I missed this post.
Were you one of the women, I mean men, that he jilted? Tossed away and then took back? Lovers perhaps? Are you back together? I respect you defending your man…
As far as the MC goes….I guess he will find out soon enough if they are the real deal.
A Saint you are not. I would classify you as an “A’int”.
Turd.
October 10th, 2012 at 10:22 pm
See… even with me trying to make a correction you still want to call me names. Guess I will go join the other turds, sockpuppets, shitty NCOs, Francis,etc.
October 10th, 2012 at 10:28 pm
Yes Green Thumb the name SAINT was given to me out of irony. I wish we could meet up sometime so I could personally explain the name to you. I am sure we would both get a great laugh out of it. Have a good night once again.
October 10th, 2012 at 10:28 pm
@ 100 SAINT, sorry I misunderstood.
October 10th, 2012 at 10:30 pm
Thank you YAT YAS 1833! No hard feelings, I should have been more clear. Have a good night
October 11th, 2012 at 12:00 am
Second what PH2 said. 100 posts is nothing when outing someone. Don’t believe me? Under his pic is a “phony soldiers” tag. Click on it.
Look at the poseurs who have 200, 300, 400-plus posts.
This ain’t even a warmup.
October 14th, 2012 at 8:29 pm
http://myemail.constantcontact.com/Registration-Now-Open-for-11th-Annual-Veterans-Conference.html?soid=1102316978262&aid=zuH8Dcg_Y2Y
Never claimed to be a SEAL, huh? No personal gain?
October 14th, 2012 at 8:32 pm
http://docs.docstoc.com/pdf/11411475/4eb54bf0-e4b6-44cf-90e9-053af582ca38.pdf
Check slide four of this marketing briefing
October 14th, 2012 at 8:45 pm
This guy is so fake his tatoo is probably a rub-on.
October 14th, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Nice catches, Anon/DSL.
I’m sure “SAINT” will be here any second to apologize for denigrating the lady above.
October 15th, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Well Sparky you were almost correct, I did respond as soon as I got the info.
Thank you “Anonymous” for finally providing the info I asked for.
Sparky as far as the “Lady” mentioned before, let’s just agree to disagree on her. I KNOW HER PERSONALLY!
I got word about the three persons I purposely offended, plotting to oust this guy as part of a personal vendetta. I had no info on if this guy had ever really made the claim to be a Seal or not. That is why I requested more info. I never said he was nor was not legit. I just thought it was bad “juju” to let a veteran take a hit “IF” he or she was not guilty.
I will also say this… If you have information that someone has stolen valor and you decide not to tell anyone because you PERSONALLY GAIN from keeping the secret… then 2-3 years later you decide to “come clean” because the person making the false claim is no longer supporting you or giving you a pay-check due to your OWN incompetence, then you are just as guilty as the person making the false claims.
Once again, JUST MY PERSONAL OPINION.
October 15th, 2012 at 4:46 pm
OOPS… Soryy 123 was posted by me… SAINT
October 15th, 2012 at 5:47 pm
Well, then. Perhaps you learned something? This is not a bunch of idiots who make half researched accusations. If you had bothered to actually read what was written and followed the links maybe your questions would have been answered and none of us would have had to suffer your attitude?
Just my personal opinion.
October 15th, 2012 at 5:52 pm
Agreed OWB except for the factor of the 3 persons I mentioned before.
October 15th, 2012 at 7:03 pm
And just in case they disappear – I have archived copies of the web pages/files referenced above in comments 119 and 120.
October 16th, 2012 at 2:27 pm
@119.
I saw the link. What a loser. I guess he is “slumming” in the picture above?
Guy is a turd.
October 21st, 2012 at 1:33 am
Green Thumb is a kid with no clue to any of this situation. He talks a lot but none of it of “worth”…major loser.
October 21st, 2012 at 2:40 am
Oh goody…another chewtoy pipes in.
October 24th, 2012 at 4:11 pm
@129. Yo, VITO-man! The chewable ones, I suppose?
I might be a loser, no doubt, but nowhere close to your boy up top.
When it rains, it pours.
It appears there is more than one turd in this toilet.
You humpchump, you…
Clown.
October 24th, 2012 at 6:01 pm
I am sure being a SEAL and sporting the trident sure looked good to the MC when he joined.
And…I’m new here, I was sporting my 3 ribbons in my 4 year USMC tour 91-95′(5831 Brig Rat). It makes me sick to see these fakes wearing “fruit salad” with stars, valor, and clusters.
But, the valor theft is rampant in the civilian sector as well. I’m a police officer now (17 yrs) and you wouldnt believe the amount of awards some officers try to claim while wearing their dress. Sad thing, most times its for a fallen officer during a funeral, like one we just lost…
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/10/24/funeral-proceedings-announced-for-fallen-officer/
Rest well brother.
October 30th, 2012 at 8:44 pm
A DS2 is a Petty Officer Second Class. I can’t see him being a Navy Seal. This is some serious stuff here…someone should investigate this. Appears that some laws may have been broken. I’m just saying…
October 30th, 2012 at 9:34 pm
Loser.
November 2nd, 2012 at 12:20 am
Is claiming to be a navy seal (if you are not)when you are the CEO/Prez of a government contractor illegal?
Immoral and fucked up yes, but is it illegal?
November 2nd, 2012 at 12:23 am
@135
Depends. If you’re using it to claim veteran owned/operated business for selection preferences, you betcha.
November 2nd, 2012 at 5:47 am
Virtual Insanity: claiming Native American status, if false, is even more problematic.
Monkress is a Vet, so the “Vet owned/operated” business is legit whether or not he claims to be a seal. (Could still be fraud if his claims of being a SEAL were considered material to the selection.) However, if he and other ownership/corporate leadership don’t legitimately qualify for tribal status, the claims of “Native American” owned/operated business become very problematic.
November 2nd, 2012 at 1:55 pm
@137
How can that be verified? He isn’t an 8a biz. So what does he have to qualify or certify for Native American Status?
I guess you can claim purple headed people eater & get away with it.
GEEZ
I’m assuming he holds a clearance, any consequences from DISCO? I think lying & fraudulently misrepresenting yourself would make you a risk/vulnerability…
How would one report this to the proper entities?
November 2nd, 2012 at 2:56 pm
icuthere: you might want to look at the slide deck at the link in comment 120 above. Monkress claims that his business is a SDB based on Cherokee tribal ownership.
Since Native American owned businesses are a SDB category, they are thus are eligible for 8a Federal contracts. However, claiming that status means that 51% or more of the company must be owned by those qualifying for tribal membership. So if his firm has gotten any 8a set-aside Federal contracts based on being a Native American owned business and they don’t have 51% or more ownership by persons who qualify as bona fide members of a Native American tribe, that’s a problem. I think it’s called “possible fraud”.
http://portal.hud.gov/hudportal/HUD?src=/program_offices/sdb/about/sbtypes
November 2nd, 2012 at 7:27 pm
Wow, read this blog and you guys have NO life at all. Move on and do something that is productive. There has been enough said already..just move on and get a life. Incredible, you all have TOO much time on your hands but I guess with NO LIFE that is what happens. Sound like a bunch of old ladies smoking, drinking coffee and talking crap.
November 2nd, 2012 at 7:58 pm
Ya gotta wonder who Monkress knows who’d post comments here from roughly 30 miles west of his company’s Titusville, FL, HQ.
November 2nd, 2012 at 8:29 pm
@140.
Listen Turd,
Your boy crapped on the graves on men and women that gave their all so he could inflate his ego.
Your boy has crapped on the graves of many Native Americans that did the same.
Get lost and YOU get a life, maggot.
November 2nd, 2012 at 8:39 pm
Actually, there has not been quite enough said about this. Almost, but not quite. We need a post where his sorry mug is in jail and he has been fined for his illegal/unethical misdeeds.
Funny that we should sound like old ladies smoking, drinking coffee and talking crap. Many of us are old, quite a few are ladies, some of us smoke, most of us drink coffee, and we can all talk crap when it is appropriate to do so. Thanks for noticing. I am a bit offended by calling us a “bunch,” though.
November 2nd, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Who among us does not have a life? OWB? Don’t think so. Very busy lady from what she’s told me. Most of the guys are retired from the service or out and/or working, and those of us who are retired (like me) have plenty to do. We just like coming here because it’s a community and we all have a common bond…as a community has.
November 2nd, 2012 at 9:25 pm
Gotta love these guys with their, “Stop picking on me!” crap.
Jesus, ya think one of these guys would fess up once in a while.
November 13th, 2012 at 11:34 pm
My posts aren’t posting?
November 13th, 2012 at 11:36 pm
This guy needs his reality checked by the Feds…….
It’d he’s lied about being a seal I’m sure everything else has to be embellished. I’d like to see his CDIB card certifying that he’s a Native American
November 18th, 2012 at 1:06 pm
I heard that this douche bag is still scheming in the govt contractor world. Now he’s saying he never claimed to be a seal….
It was in his companies literature in his bio?
What a sociopath…
December 24th, 2012 at 10:43 pm
Creekmur was a better “SEAL” than this scumbag.
January 5th, 2013 at 4:23 am
I think this guys company just won a 70 million dollars contract. This can’t be legal. How?
January 5th, 2013 at 8:18 am
These guys “Phony MC Vets” have taken over our local Veterans Day/Memorial Day ceremonies. Most are drunk and high crying about all of the “lost brothers”. One was babbling about killing gooks as a door gunner in Nam. Judging by his age, he must have been about 12 when he was doing his door gunner thing. I asked him what unit he served in, dates of service. It was a Eddie Murphy moment form the movie Trading Places.
Who’s that? Who’s there?
Police!
We’ve had complaints about con men
pretending to be blind and crippled.
I ain’t seen nothing since
I stepped on that landmine in Vietnam.
It was very painful.
You were in ‘Nam? So were we. Where?
I was in…Sang Bang.
Dang Gong…
I was all over the place, a lot of places.
What unit?
I was with the Green Berets,
Special Unit Battalions…
Commando Airborne Tactics…
Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion.
Yeah, it was real hush hush.
I was Agent Orange,
Special Agent Orange, that was me.
January 12th, 2013 at 11:31 pm
Extra, extra shitbag.
January 19th, 2013 at 4:46 am
Heard his wife left him
January 22nd, 2013 at 4:29 am
What wife ???? What ..about the soldyours..solduoutors…Just to have the honor to have done what ?? TELL A LITTLE WHITE LIE…..thank god he is white & i would have him on my side everyday….
January 22nd, 2013 at 7:16 pm
By now, you have figured out Monkress is a liar. Ok, here is some clarity for you from someone (me) who worked with Monkress, drank a lot of beer with him, and heard his tall tales of covert ops with the SEALS in the jungles of Columbia and Africa. I had no reason to disbelieve him before last week when I was told he had to write letters of apology for his lies about being a SEAL. So I did a Google search and found this blog.
1. Monkress told me he was a Navy DS2 and claimed he had to serve 2 years at sea as a DS before being allowed by the Navy to join the SEALS.
2. He was born in the Tulsa, Okla area in Indian Country. Around the 2008 timeframe, he told me his brother applied for and received membership with the Cherokee Nation based on a distant relative having been a member of the “tribe.” Membership is allowed if it can be proven that a relative’s name is on the Dawes Role, a census of all Native Americans relocated to Oklahoma. If Monkress has not applied for membership with the Cherokee Nation and continues to claim APL is a Native American-owned company, he is a fraud.
3. APL lost its 8(a) status when Chickasaw Nation Industries acquired it in 2006. Sam McGee was the majority owner, Monkress had a small share, someone else had a little. CNI returned APL to Monkress in April 2009.
4. Monkress told me he has been married 3 times. He told another confidant of mine he has been married 5 times. I’m not sure he can keep his lies straight. [...] Whether the number of wives is 3 or 5, it doesn’t matter. He has problems with an inflated ego, honesty, and with relationships.
5. He has been busted on DUI charges several times and got off each time. I believe he “failed” each time to notify his company facility security officer and the Defense Security Service because he still has his clearance.
That’s enough for now. This guy gives me a headache.
January 28th, 2013 at 10:55 am
Yes that pesky clearance is a minor over site I’m sure.
I am a FIRM believer in what goes around comes around.
He is going to literally fuck his company out of existence before the Feds finish their investigation. [...] All the while married for the 6th or 7th time. He had 2 annulments no one has mentioned. Plus I think the DSS should probe into his REAL military record, not the one his would be wife(#2/3)retyped for him. She was in the Navy working in the discharge station. I dont think time spent in the PSYCHE WARD dodging wartime assignments would put you high on the list for anything but a GET THE FUCK OUT, which he did, paid out, medically after 5 years & some change of a 4 year enlistment???? None of it adds up!
January 28th, 2013 at 11:16 am
beyond the fencepost, icuthere: if you’ve got true concerns and evidence to back them, you might want to contact the Defense Security Service. They’re the ones who manage the DoD’s Industrial Security Program. If a contract requires clearances, they’re involved.
DSS’s Melbourne Office (under their Southern Region) handles FL east of the panhandle. It can be reached at 321-255-1246.
The DSS OIG can be reached at 855-865-1508.
The misrepresentation of Native American status and the unreported DUIs are indeed items DSS should be interested in hearing about.
January 28th, 2013 at 11:44 am
I’ve already contacted them & several agency’s in DC. And yes there is always evidence of the truth!
February 5th, 2013 at 11:52 pm
Turd.
February 15th, 2013 at 9:08 am
Did this post ?
February 20th, 2013 at 12:35 am
The story goes on. This kook is a congenital liar. Check this out: at http://www.resume.com/philmonkress
Mr. Dumbass claims he was in the Navy from 1984 to 1992 (Navy says 1987-1992) and he was a “Data Communications/Network Information Specialist of a highly specialized field-deployed Combat Support Team providing weaponeering solutions and downwind hazard prediction for chemical/biological weapons.” His military record (see above FOIA) provides no indication he had such training unless he was monitoring farts in the hospital at Bethesda.
He claims he has been the CEO of APL from 1999 to present. Sam Magee was the majority share holder and APL’s Pres & CEO until Chickasaw Nation Industries (CNI) acquired the company in 2006. My contacts at CNI say Mr. Dumbass was the COO for only a few years before that acquisition. He was LLC manager under CNI until he was fired in April 2008. He got APL back in April 2009.
What a jerk-wad liar. He has planted so many lies he cannot keep them straight.
February 20th, 2013 at 12:40 am
“downwind hazard prediction”
Loosely translated : “That dude is going to fart!”
What a fucking loser.
February 20th, 2013 at 12:44 am
I mean, look at that face.
You cannot tell me that this clown has not been nose to nose with real shit.
February 24th, 2013 at 2:41 am
has there been any remorse from him at all? or just denial?
February 24th, 2013 at 10:10 am
@164, I heartily doubt that, most of the time, posers only care about what they can get RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, and they don’t even think about consequences.
February 24th, 2013 at 5:51 pm
Did anyone check and see if this meatgazer actually graduated from college?
February 25th, 2013 at 11:35 am
@166, I doubt he actually graduated. He claims he finished his 4-year undergraduate program in 2 years. Yeah, right! The guys I know who have either worked with him or drank with him say that claim matches his ego pretty well. You can be sure he did not hit the books while in the shrink ward at Bethesda. What he is good at is bragging, creative story-telling (he has Mark Twain beat), [...], the girls at Hooters, or anything else with a skirt.
March 11th, 2013 at 9:23 am
[...] week, a lawyer representing Phillip Monkress called to ask us to take down the posts and comments about him because it was damaging his [...]
March 11th, 2013 at 9:41 am
Memo to Mr. Monkress’ lawyer (lawer?).
Come at me, bro. I’ll call bullshit on the guy and I have the background to PROVE what he’s claiming as far as his Navy record is complete bullshit.
You game? Or are you just looking to milk the phony sumbitch for $250/hour?
March 17th, 2013 at 12:38 pm
This dude is a professional ass-sniffer.
March 17th, 2013 at 1:16 pm
@ NH … 250 an hour … probably more like 75 an hour working from home using a Tandy computer with Word Perfect 1.0, sitting in a folding chair, naked from the knees up … if you know what I mean!
March 17th, 2013 at 7:19 pm
The scars (emotional and physical) from all of those close two-hole scratch and sniff inspections…..
Just look at the face….
Pain and suffering no man will ever know…
March 31st, 2013 at 3:39 am
@168 it gets uncomfortable when they get found out!
THE HEAT IS ON!
What a disgusting man
April 3rd, 2013 at 6:13 pm
His company APL was just awarded a pretty big contract out at Johnson Space Center….
Guess the government doesn’t care if you are a liar & using stolen valor!
It was a 14-16 million dollar contract. Guess crime does pay.
April 4th, 2013 at 10:42 pm
This is hitting a NERVE! Heard from a reputable source today that he’s Panicked! His attorney is sending out letters to ex-employees about disclosing info.
The truth CAN NOT NOR EVER will be slander, libel or defamation . PERIOD
And then there is that GORGEOUS FIRST AMENDMENT right to Free Speech. He just looks like an overgrown ass hole bully who ran to Mommy when the heat turned on.
His business & life should come tumbling down in t-minus ANYTIME.
Don’t write checks your character , integrity & morality can’t cash, shiteater!
April 5th, 2013 at 10:11 am
[...] And so, Monkress tried to scrub the internet. And one of the first things…..was a Power Point presentation which appeared on their website. Luckily, we saved it before it got deleted. Bear in mind that the ostensible defense is that Phillip Dale Monkress never claimed to be a US Navy SEAL, you know, despite him wearing the trident in this picture. [...]
April 5th, 2013 at 11:25 am
@174-Do you recall the nature of the project? I have some friends at JSC and would love to pass on the heat on this ass-hat.
April 5th, 2013 at 11:34 am
OOOHH! I smell a “Crash& Burn” coming! I can’t wait to read the details!!
April 5th, 2013 at 3:46 pm
@178
Merritt Island, FL, March 28, 2013 –(PR.com)– NASA Johnson Space Center (JSC) announced the award of the Human Health and Institutional Management Support (HHIMS) prime contract to All Points Logistics (APL). The firm fixed price, indefinite delivery, indefinite quantity contract has a three year base, two one-year options and an estimated contract value of $16 million. The work will be performed at NASA JSC, supporting the NASA Human Health and Performance (HH&P) directorate.
APL will be responsible for executing HH&P’s operational tasks in the fields of program/project management; management, scientific, and technical consulting; IT professional services, including network administration, security and help desk services; configuration management; property management; education and outreach management/training; logistics; and other administrative and professional services.
President and Chief Executive Officer Phil Monkress stated, “The APL team is honored to have been selected for HHIMS and excited to fulfill this new role with our NASA JSC customer. The award of the HHIMS contract makes APL’s Houston Division the largest contingent of employees for the company.” APL also provides software development and IT professional services as a subcontractor on the International Space Station and Orion Programs in Houston.
April 5th, 2013 at 9:28 pm
I live pretty close by. I will turn the local news onto the story. They love outing fuckers like this.
April 5th, 2013 at 11:26 pm
@180 That’s awesome!
Contact John the admin & let him know
April 6th, 2013 at 1:16 am
How long are we going to allow this to continue? Who’s willing to stand up & fight the good fight with me and stop the exploitation!??
Call your Senators, local news stations, your local VA’s, radio stations. If they have nowhere to hide we got them. INACTION is equal to AIDING. Think about it.
Here is another recent award….
” Merritt Island, FL, March 25, 2013 –(PR.com)– All Points LLC (APL) announced today that the company has been awarded the U.S. General Services Administration (GSA) Information Technology (IT) Schedule 70 contract. Known as the Multiple Award Schedule, the Information Technology (IT) Schedule 70 grants agencies direct access to commercial experts who can thoroughly address the needs of the government IT community through Special Item Numbers (SINS) which assist with IT hardware, software and services.
The IT Schedule 70 allows for choice, flexibility, ease of use and access to the highest quality of IT products, services and solutions from small businesses and industry giants. Local, state and federal government agencies can now work closely with APL to obtain fair, reasonable and approved pricing and license terms. APL President and CEO Phil Monkress stated, “Through GSA IT Schedule 70, APL can complete contracts with agencies faster and with fewer obstacles. Becoming an authorized vendor partner enables us to provide more opportunities to support our government partners quickly and more efficiently.”
All Points Logistics is a verified service-disabled veteran-owned, Native American owned and small disadvantaged business with approximately 185 employees. Headquartered in Merritt Island, Florida, with satellite offices in Orlando, Florida; Reston, Virginia; Atlanta, Georgia; Houston, Texas and Huntsville, Alabama; APL has five primary lines of business: Information Technology; Facilities and Environmental Management; Integrated Logistics; Professional, Engineering and Technical Support; and Professional Staffing Services. For additional information regarding APL’s capabilities and services, visit http://www.allpointslogistics.com or phone 256-963-0100.”
April 7th, 2013 at 11:00 pm
Riddle me this; 7or8 marriages, involuntary separation from the Navy allegedly on a mental, DUI in 6/2008, lying about being a NAVY SEAL to gain federal contracts =TS security clearance???
Something doesn’t add up.
Mr.Monkress I hope you and your shit bag attorney are ready for the life corn holing you are about to receive, Complimentary of course.
You deserve this and you will suffer the humiliation of your actions. Shit bags like you should be publicly outed and made to pay restitution .
Let the life fucking begin!
April 8th, 2013 at 12:43 pm
Those pesky public records cannot be avoided: Brevard County records —
05-2008-CT-037164-AXXX-XX – STATE VS MONKRESS PHILLIP DALE
Initial Charge Information
Arst No. Cnt Offense Dt Statute Number Charge Class Degree
1 1 06/20/2008 316.193.1 DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE MISDEMEANOR SECOND DEGREE
1 2 06/20/2008 316.183.2-A-G UNLAWFUL SPEED 4 LANE DIVIDED 30 MPH AND OVER INFRACTION NOT APPLICABLE
Prosecutor Charge Information
Cnt Pros Filing Dt Statute Number Charge Class Degree Pros Action Pros Act Dt
1 07/01/2008 316.193.1 DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE MISDEMEANOR SECOND DEGREE FILED 07/01/2008
Court/Final Charge Information
Cnt Record No. Charge Dt Statute Charge Class Degree Disp Dt Final Disp
Citation No.
1 1 06/20/2008 DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE MISDEMEANOR SECOND DEGREE 20082165XDZ
2 1 06/20/2008 316.183.2-A-G UNLAWFUL SPEED 4 LANE DIVIDED 30 MPH AND OVER INFRACTION NOT APPLICABLE 06/20/2008 MANDATORY COURT APPEARANCE 20085004FHZ
After a night of drinking at the bike club a cop cited him for speeding and DUI. The story he told his (non-)friends was he was in a parking lot. Yeah, right!
April 8th, 2013 at 10:15 pm
@180 any interest from the local news?
April 8th, 2013 at 11:54 pm
Still working on it. They said they had to look into some things themselves and would get back to me. I will pass along the info from 184, as well. I am actually surprised: the media wanting to verify claims????? lol
April 9th, 2013 at 12:30 am
@185 Amen!!!
April 9th, 2013 at 11:38 am
@186 keep up the good work. I’m talking to my JSC contact about this company.
April 9th, 2013 at 1:13 pm
Keep it up!!! Keep fighting the good fight!
April 9th, 2013 at 1:14 pm
@188 please post their reaction to the news!
April 9th, 2013 at 1:19 pm
He is a fu*ken drunk … how can he hold a public truct clearance (at a bare min.) as a GOVT contracor as a fu*ken drunk …
The answer is: HE CAN’T.
So he lied on his clearance or it needs to be updated!
Next!
April 9th, 2013 at 1:35 pm
This fool is about as rough and tough as a roll of Charmin.
Weak sauce this man is.
A lyimng, sack of shit loser taking a potential buisness opportunity away from a real, deserving Veteran.
Extra loser.
April 9th, 2013 at 2:24 pm
Well if HE will lie about HIS credentials, how can any of his government clients be certain that the people his company is providing are properly credentialed? This is a concern I have for our NATIONAL SECURITY!
April 9th, 2013 at 2:25 pm
It’s not just about him being a drunken shitbag
April 9th, 2013 at 2:33 pm
OMNI! That is the best point yet.
April 9th, 2013 at 2:47 pm
OK, let’s put away the sockpuppet.
April 9th, 2013 at 4:40 pm
I have a really hard time stomaching what I am reading about this dirtbag. I am in the same line of work and it really pissing me off that he is profiting from lies! I am a legit Vet and Native American and this sociopath just makes up sh*t to win large Federal contracts! I think I will contact the BIA or “his” tribe and see if there is any record of this fool!He needs to be taken down!
April 11th, 2013 at 6:36 pm
It’s funny he would fear this website. This scum should check within his own trusted friends or employees. He may have a mole in his world.
April 12th, 2013 at 2:43 am
About 6-8 years ago, Sam Magee, the owner of APL before selling the company to Chickasaw Nation Industries, got busted for DUI. As a result, APL lost its facility clearance and all contracts that required clearances including contracts with NSA and DoD.
Question: given that Mr. Dirtbag Monkress has been busted for DUI, why does APL have a facility clearance and contracts that require cleared personnel? Inquiring minds want to know why the double standard exists. Is NASA, DoD, and DHS totally stupid?
April 12th, 2013 at 10:18 am
As a Gov worker and a clearance holder……it appears to me his clearance has fallen through the cracks (we have many of those in the gov’t). As soon as all this breaks wind (reference to his donwrange work he did
) I am sure someone will request his clearance update and then the proverbial shit hits the fan.
P.S Long Time reader/Stalker/Lurker…….First time Poster. I frackin luv Merica and TAH!!!!
April 12th, 2013 at 10:47 am
Is NASA, DoD, and DHS totally stupid?
I’m not a lawyer (or lawer) but even I know the first thing they teach you in law school is, “Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.”
In more layman’s terms, “You like sausage? Don’t ask how it’s made.”
April 12th, 2013 at 5:53 pm
WOW, just WOW! No wonder this dirtbag is shittin kittens! You can stick a fork in him, he’s done!
April 14th, 2013 at 10:29 pm
This Ain’t Hell,
Good stuff and glad to see you guys doing the dirty work to protect our veterans. It is a shame to see some veterans/ civilians taking advantage of the sacrifices that some of our veterans and service-members have made. The guy served his country and it is a shame that he cannot be proud of that.
I hope this information helps your mission but in regards to the SDVOSB/ VOSB certification. If for whatever reason you feel that anyone would be falsely misrepresenting themselves as a service-connected disabled veteran and taking advantage of the program designed to help service-disabled veterans, this website should you out: http://www.vetbiz.gov/. There are appropriate links to the CVE as well as the VA OIG who will seriously look into any concerns you might have.
The VA does use the term service-connected disability loosely and someone might qualify for the program even though injuries sustained from non-combat related actions.
April 15th, 2013 at 2:16 am
First time post.
Thanks to everyone for their research and posts. If this guy had a service related disability while serving as a Data Systems tech on a sub tender tied to the pier in Georgia, then it must have been caused by drunkedness and falling down a ladder. He had no training in SEAL or CBN downrange training either. He didn’t have time to get it done. I have heard this guy’s BS stories and they make me sick. How does he sleep at night?
April 16th, 2013 at 8:53 pm
First time posting.
I have read every post, link, sub-link for this thread. I am disheartened that I have found this thread. Disheartened, because I have known this individual for a long time and it sucks having to find the truth out from other people. The research and connections all of you have are amazing. I will make no allusions that I can do anything any of you have done when it comes to this research, however, I do have people in certain places that can verify all of this. I hope its wrong but alas, I know its not and it sucks.
There were things discussed earlier ib the thread about how some people know about this and aren’t doing anything about it. Trust me, we will do something about this. I will post here in a few months the outcome of what we do. This will be fixed.
Thank you
An Interested Party
April 17th, 2013 at 1:25 am
@205. In the meantime, we will be working it on our end, as well.
April 17th, 2013 at 5:05 am
Whenever douchebags like him get caught and have to answer for what they’ve done “sympathy” is simply a word found somewhere between “s**t” and “syphilis” in the dictionary!
April 17th, 2013 at 6:18 am
Proud_Infidel: for situations requiring it (not TAH commentary, obviously), a more polite version is “between manure and venereal disease”. I’ve found that version useful at times.
It has a larger “margin for error”, so to speak, but generally gets the point across. (smile)
April 17th, 2013 at 8:40 am
I would love to know what this jackass is thinking right now.
He’s been got, found out, clearly, unrequitedly outed? True?
Has anyone contacted him to see if he’s ready to say “sorry” and play nice?
Sounds like a complete admission of guilt is his only shot of redemption. If that even exists.
Beyond that he is over. That may not even save him.
Question to the group; What, if any, could he do to redeem himself? What could atone his actions?
April 17th, 2013 at 5:01 pm
I have been sitting back reading this thread about once a week over the last 5-6 months, made a few calls to check some things out, and conclude the dirt-bag has been taking credit for unearned valor, credentials, and education for almost 20 years. And now his company is benefitting from his lies. (This is the unfortunate part since he no doubt has some loyal, quality employees.)
My question is, “why even bring up ‘redemption’?” He’s way down the road on his lying habits.
I think I will make some more phone calls. Like someone said, “stick a fork in him. He’s done.”
April 18th, 2013 at 6:39 pm
@210 true. I was just asking the question, IF, he could recover from this. But when you have betrayed as many people as Monkress has, and profited, you are forced to live with the shame. I hope they bust this guy and splatter this story everywhere.
I hope he at least feels the burn.
April 21st, 2013 at 1:13 am
Pussy.
April 26th, 2013 at 4:33 am
A little digging reveals if it weren’t for the dirtbag’s up-close-and-personal relationship with the Boeing small business specialist, Becky Martin, All Points Logistics wouldn’t have anything to brag about. Boeing, thru Ms. Martin, wants it to look like APL is such a great small business partner, but the reality is APL is just a second-rate slug that doesn’t keep its commitments to Boeing or its other partners, including Jacobs Technologies. Ms. Martin and Mr. Monkress are … well, we’ll leave it at that.
April 30th, 2013 at 1:38 am
A little more digging reveals more than anyone could imagine. It is completely horrifying that he has been able to get away with this for as long as he has. We need lobby our legislative bodies for stronger checks and balances.
May 3rd, 2013 at 12:41 am
Turdpusher.
May 3rd, 2013 at 4:22 pm
All Points Logistics, and our national hero, we awarded a VA contract today. The VA awarded three contracts that will provide IT equipment that could be worth inexcess of hundreds of millions of dollars.
Part of the award criteria and rationale is that All Points Logistics is a Service Disabled Veteran Owned Small Businss.
What a crock.
May 6th, 2013 at 8:35 am
Does anyone have an All-Points Logistics “Capabilities Briefing” document dated 26 January 2011?
As part of the Senior Leadership Team, Phil Monkress is identified as “President and Chief Executive Officer – US Navy SEAL Team 4.”
Thanks
May 6th, 2013 at 11:29 pm
With great dismay, I have read this thread from voices unknown, that seek to pillory a life for the most minor of infractions, which has been well addressed, here. Apparently, the target of this insidious racket, primarily Internet thugs and cowards from from their writing, seek to pin the red letter of A on this Florida Prynne, for resume inflation.
What this boils down to is the “shocked and outraged crowd” complaining about a minor indulgement, if true of the Sin of Greed. Resume inflation, at its core, is a small spritual deviation into self-serving comments or inflation of one’s self in society. What all this cacophany of voices is about is the observation of one mans desire for personal gain with no victims found.
False attempts at claims to dishonor, grandiously written, as to fallen brothers and graves are simply the same inflation of the supposed moral indignites, suffered by the Internet class of the most recent thugs and harpies, practicing on the InterNet “schadenfreude” or the German for a pleasure derived from the misfortune of others.
In the limbic sense, humans are tribal and pack oriented. Ashamedly in the human system is the targeted practice of cruelty, when deviations are observed. Scholars agree, that in human development, perhaps 20,000 to 50,000 years, these tribal or pack behaviors are well known.
By pillorying this man, in the IP age, the limbic, cruel, basest of human emotive displays, is seeking the wooden framework on a post, with holes for the head and hands whereby, offenders were locked to be exposed to public scorn.
This is precisely what is occuring on this post, and it is transparent, that the writers are driven by a limbic sense to impose shame on any convenient target, as a form of group pleasure. If not this man, then the adulterer or tax cheater or drunk. While occasionally self-correcting, as to this vile mob behavior, the crowd can take on its own ugliness, devoid of any moral sense and like Pilate, simply condemn, based on mob voices, then free Barabbus a murderer. and on Easter crucify the Christ.
The danger in this piling on, is the momentum of the crowd–no different in recent history, than the Southern rush to judgment of any Negro, with a whiff of staring at a white woman, and the crowd and mob, converges on lynching in a group frenzy as to the judgment.
No different, than the mob piling on in Western Europe in the 1930′s and finding that claimed anti-social existance justified genocide to societies moral offenders such as homosexuals, Gypsies, Jews, the mentally infirm, and old people. This mass hysteria, well repeated in minature here, is nothing new, than moral one-upmanship, cloaked in mob tactics. The writers of these posts, are on the slippery slope to the worst of humankind. Bathed in patriotic cliches, the writers, are not defenders of moral ethics, nor enforcers as they would proclaim, but simply another mob action in the oldest human emotive state, of group cruelty, directed at one, but in its essence leads to the worst, frenzied lynchings, the “science” of eugenics, or forced sterilization, mass murder, genocide and war.
It is true that the all the words written here, are derived from Schadenfreude, as to the cursing, use of disgust terms and calls for summary judgment at the hands of the crowd. The Internet is the Wild West of the expression of the human emotive state, and all the accusers, are simply on the train of hate, as to pillory, lynch or extinguish a life judged in mob hysteria, and siezed with its own momentum; seeks to attack an other as to rank, privelage, title, livelihood or achievement.
As an enduring moral guide, set apart from the human frailities of misguided behavior, Christ teaches us in the Bible, that Jesus faced a mob, just like this Internet crowd baying like animals, to eagerly execute a woman caught in adultery, a moral sin.
In John, 8:7 a simple challenge is issued that ” he who has no sin in their life should step forward and cast the first stone.” The story continues that on introspection and group shame, the mob dissasembled.
I can tell, personally as an educated, well read, moral man, that the written word trail of this indictment as to a venial Sin of greed, is pre-supposed as an attack on all, thus deserving of these harsh words, treatment, expletives and derogation of a mans life. Simply another evil Mob.
I dont’ expect that the readers of this prose would possibly understand the moral dilemmas created by hysteria, mob action, history, the Bible or even Nathaniel Hawthornes, fictional work of Prynne, whereby the writer creates the novel of legalism, sin, guilt and redemption Or even what John records in the New Testament.
Instead, I will take the moral insight and refocus the eyeglass of accusation back onto the mob and compel you through words to reconsider your actions. Who among you does not have a broken marriage, a binge, an arrest, financial problems or other rancor in your life? I can tell by reading your thoughts that the ones on this blog are a rough, uneducated, ill-concieved lower class, given to impulse without the moral rulers of education, the Church, societal achievement or personal dignity.
Instead, you let the moral relativism of Prynne wash over you like cable TV, in Gene Hackmans character in the “Runaway Jury”, bathed in self serving hatred, social rants and “I dont give a damn.” As to any life disturbed, your emotionally written state, and condemnation of a life, matters not.
While the facts and ebb and flow of what actually happened, escapes you, like the Mob you are, you not only condemn but seek retribtion, the worst and lowest of humankind against a stranger.
I see you for what you are, beer drinking or teetotaler Hooligans on Internet night prowl, seeking and enjoying your latest victim by group think and express cruelty.
I know some of you personally and have observed that you are a rough crowd, uneducated, boisterous, with your own heinous pasts. To hold out your moral condemnation of this man while not giving up your own your own assaults, spousal battery, alcohol infractions, tax cheating and other lapses, is hypocritical and heinous.
The Public Internet has not changed since the last adapation of mass media, public TV. Older than most of the writers on this blog, Newton Minnow, the FCC Chair in 1959 proclaimed public television as a “vaste wasteland”, Certainly driven by the tastes and absorption of the viewing public.
You the writers on this blog are no different than what Minnow observed in the 50′s, Hawthorne observed in the 19th century or the scribes of the New Testament recorded in Christ’s teaching to the mob-ugliness in the 2nd Century AD.
IN conclusion, I find what you have written and the verbiose momentum, of your execution of a man, to be no different, than the worst among us, the lizardbrain of the lowest in society.
NO doubt, this will not stop you from the megaphone of your group views to now attack me.
Moral reltivism hangs heavy on your prose: the lack of observation of human exceptionalism is your indictment and flaw, in not weighing the balance of a life.
Having had no impact on your verbal lynching, or impulse to the worst of human behavior, Know this and know it well.
Your IP addresses are discoverable, your words recorded. for those of you in Florida, your motives are clear. For ex-employees of APL, your attempts at retribution, will be discovered, prosecuted and slanderous behavior punished. For tortious interference of the APL business, you will be located, and held to account. Your carriers in Brevard County, Osceola, Seminole, Baker and Nassau have been contacted. Every vile keystroke you hit, and transmit through state regulated carrier contracts are visible.
Phone calls to Federal offices are written down as to the complainant, the discovery staff of Congressmen meticulously record every constituent call, area code, number, email address and physical property, your name and issue.
Please reread 18 USC Federal as to the intricacies of your accusations. Or FL Appelate Razner V. Wellington, and the Wolfson Decision in your State 283 So. 2d at 777, a felony, “imputing to another conduct, characteristics …incompatible with the proper excercise of Lawfull business, trade or profession or office.
Florida Law is clear and recent. Slander per se allows for punitive damages enforced by the 4th Circuit in FL, satisfied by the presumption of injury, which arises from a showing of libel or slander that is actionable. Intent to cause injury or harm allows punitive damages of $5,000,000.
Florida Law carries unusually high protection of personal reputation and has ancient roots in Exodus and is clear and defined. “Bear no false witness against thy neighbor”. The wrongdoing underlying the punitive damages of libel and slander in Florida Law, and punitive damages in Florida Law, underscore the most severe legal condemnation in personal culpability. Slander per se is reprehensible and prosecuted as personal reputation is a direct form of property rights.
I know some of you– The rest can be located under Federal Statutes, and conspiracy by Internet Conversation is the broadest sweep to arrest this form of harrasment.
If you wish to comment, then sign your name and come out of the shadows. The rest of you fulfill yourself by muttered conversations at the local bar or club .
Since the prose of the mirror reflected back on you to the ugliness you bring to life, will most likely not be met with abatement, so too, shall you inherit what you reap.
Perhaps you thought yor attacks on Phil Monkress were well within your sentiment, or somehow Constitutionally protected. Since Civil rights in 1965, Hate Speech is not covered. Reread what you wrote.
You also overlooked the countervailing effort of his friends.
Next time you make spurious attacks on character
#1) Look in the mirror
#2) Sign your name as such that your words will not be cloaked in cowardice.
#3) Anticipate a summons at your nest.
Washington DC, May 6th, 2013 PKW
May 6th, 2013 at 11:59 pm
Wow– This dude made me rethink. I think I will just get him kicked out of Vets and leave the rest alone… This got to me– he is not a child molester…
Pilate on Easter-crucifixtion… maybe we are over the top..
Vets Usa
May 7th, 2013 at 12:04 am
No more from me– as a USN I have Col. Norman Schlaich in my past, a drunk. I saw the unraveling…
I dont want to lose my house/ Not worth it.
May 7th, 2013 at 12:19 am
To quote The Operative in Serenity, “Your sin is Pride”. You approach a group of people and with scant observation, you assume you know what’s going on.
That’s cute.
It’s also very, very wrong. I’ve not been around here as long as others. I don’t have any particular reputation to uphold here. At best, I offer my attempts at humor with the very rare insight.
I have however seen admissions and apologies, where warranted, when incorrect conclusions have been drawn. This group of people is the first to say, “Hey, I fucked up. I was wrong”, when it’s warranted. Again, when it’s warranted.
Your first mistake is that of not knowing your audience. You’re talking about a group of people who have at the very least volunteered to put their lives on the line for scant gain and next to no advantage. Many of them actually went across the wire and did that very thing. They didn’t do it for fame. They didn’t do it for glory. They did it because it was the right thing to do. They feel exposing liars, fakes and frauds is the right thing to do, and they pursue it with great determination.
Your second mistake is related to the first. You threaten them. Really? You’re threatening to send the legal hounds out to sniff them out of their rabbit holes? These are people who volunteered to put their mortal existence to the hazard if necessary. Your first thought is to threaten them with a civil suit?
These folks are people who went out at 0500 and intentionally faced adversity down with a smile and your best arrow in your quiver is an imaginary subpoena? Good luck with that.
I read through your entire missive and remain unimpressed. You sure did spew a load of high-falutin’ language at us. Even brought the Bible in for your threats. Very Tarantino. Looks to me like a dogturd covering for another dogturd. At best, you’re a misguided soul that has been suckered into helping Monkress out. That’s at best. Next worst is that you’re a litigious minded legal mercenary with no scruples beyond your bank account. Finally, at worst, you’re Monkress attempting to fool us into thinking “OMG! I might get SUUUEEEED. Oh Lord above, I better change my ways.” Good luck with that.
Legal threats are nothing new in these parts. I suspect your efforts will get the same results as those in the past.
None. Zilch. Zero. Nada.
Of course, it’s your time to waste. Have fun with it.
May 7th, 2013 at 12:23 am
@218 …. TLDR
May 7th, 2013 at 2:12 am
@218…Minor Infraction? A guy straight up lies about being part of one of the most decorated units in the Military, gets a govt contract regardless of his bullshit and he is the victim? Just checking where YOUR moral compass is buddy.
May 7th, 2013 at 4:09 am
In case anyone was wondering, “MoralIPVoice”, “DissedinFL”, and “Atlantc Beach FL” all appear to be commenting from the same IP that geolocates to the Bethesda, MD, area. And since they all occurred near midnight, I’d guess they’re all the same individual.
Sock puppetry is rather pathetic, IMO.
May 7th, 2013 at 6:05 am
Monkress and friends can use as many fancy words as they like, but in the end, truth is a defense. If there ever were to be a lawsuit, Monkress would be forced to address this issue in court and prove unequivocally that he was a SEAL. Since it looks like he’s fake, ol’ Monkress best avoid court and stick to longwinded sockpuppetry.
May 7th, 2013 at 6:37 am
A number of people have received letters from Monkress’ lawyer. We haven’t got one yet, but so far, the letters have only steeled these fine Americans’ spines. The only way I’ll give up IP addresses is by court order, and I’m pretty sure that Monkress doesn’t want to go through the discovery process for that.
May 7th, 2013 at 7:21 am
Well. That was special.
May 7th, 2013 at 7:59 am
In regard to #218, Fidel Castro made speeches that were shorter, and some of them made more sense. I haven’t read that kind of drivel since the 7th grade.
Isn’t it fraud when someone gets government contracts using false qualifying information?
And likewise, isn’t fraud a felony?
I do remember a documentary not so long ago about two sisters who got a government contractor to ship parts to overseas posts, and were doing just fine until one of the checks they received was a serious overpayment, by several commas and decimal points.
Instead of returning it, they cashed it. It cleared, and they decided to go to the dark side: they started overcharging the government. It worked until they were audited and found to be defrauding the government.
One of them was arrested; the other committed suicide rather than face arrest and trial.
I just love these sordid stories.
May 7th, 2013 at 8:27 am
Ex-PH2: yes, comment 218 was “special”. Short bus special.
May 7th, 2013 at 8:35 am
Hondo, doesn’t it almost sound like something Wormtongue would say?
May 7th, 2013 at 8:41 am
I was actually thinking more one of Witlessone’s defenders who runs a “church” in SoCal who’s also been proven to be a military faker (also a fake SEAL, if I recall correctly). But unless the guy is traveling, staying with a friend back East, and also knows Monkress it’s not him.
But yeah – except for the Biblical references that could be Wormtongue.
May 7th, 2013 at 9:03 am
@218…I’m your Huckleberry.
Jonn–if Monkress’ “lawer” wants to play ball, I’ll stick the bat up his ass if he likes.
I stand by every single post I’ve made. And I’ll do so under oath, on the stand. Monkress? I’m guessing not so much.
Discovery is a bitch, Phil, m’boy–and she’s in heat.
May 7th, 2013 at 9:09 am
I think it was just a tiny tad too lucid and organized to be Whipitnflogit, so I’m going with Monkress or someone he paid to do it for him, who shall remain Wormtongue until we find otherwise.
Oh, yeah: not a bit persuasive, either.
May 7th, 2013 at 9:12 am
@218 all I can say is bless your heart and I will pray for you. Hope you didn’t pay for your JD…
check your facts, you are way over the line. Your interpretations of the Constitutional law probably line up with your interpretations of “fraud, waste and abuse of taxpayers dollars”. Not sure there is a provision that allows Scottish trips to be expensed to the American taxpaying citizen, or am I misunderstood? Corruption is nothing new to you, as we can see and smell your spin. The next time you preach a sermon over here you better bring Jesus with you because he is the only person that can help you. If we are quoting the bible lets quote what is really applicable here in this situation, shall we?
Proverbs 28:18 “Whosoever walks in integrity will be delivered, be he who is crooked in his ways will suddenly fall”
We will not yield to your shame, boring, self righteous threats. If YOU are going to threaten and call people out via this forum at least wipe off your vagina and try to find your balls somewhere up there and post YOUR NAME, you BULLY.
No go FUCK CLEAN OFF…
May 7th, 2013 at 10:01 am
@218.
Loser.
May 7th, 2013 at 10:23 am
Ex-PH2: I didn’t say it was Witlessone, lass. I agree fully it’s entirely too lucid to be the Witlessone.
What I said was it sounded like it might be one of the Witlessone’s defenders – specifically, one who runs a so-called “church” in SoCal. That other individual seems to be fairly lucid.
May 7th, 2013 at 10:29 am
@ 218-
#2) Sign your name as such that your words will not be cloaked in cowardice.
huh?
May 7th, 2013 at 10:35 am
Yeah, I’m not familiar with the SoCal person, and I did think it might have been Timmy Ramey (remember him?) who posted on behalf of Whipitout from Thailand or the PI, or some place, but said he made regular trips to the US.
I just wasn’t sure.
How come we never get anyone from Guam?
May 7th, 2013 at 10:45 am
@224
I figured it. It was too obvious and too clumsy. Pretty unimaginative.
May 7th, 2013 at 11:10 am
PH2–I’m surprised anyone on Guam knows how to run a computer, much less hook it up to the Internet. When I was there, you had your choice of three activities: working out, scuba diving, or drinking. I did all three.
Wait, there was also watching the car wrecks on the coral roads right after the daily rainstorm at 1500-1600. Especially considering the main gate at NAVSTA had a nice little downhill coming out the base onto Route 1/Marine Drive.
May 7th, 2013 at 12:04 pm
Amongst all the other garbage that MoralIPVoice spewed in his “War and Peace” diatribe, I read this:
“IN conclusion, I find what you have written and the VERBIOSE MOMENTUM [emphasis in caps added], of your execution of a man, to be no different, than the worst among us, the lizardbrain of the lowest in society.”
Verbiose momentum? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
What’s the antidote for diahrrea of the mouth?
May 7th, 2013 at 12:06 pm
Oops, 241 was me.
May 7th, 2013 at 12:10 pm
@241.
Plunger?
May 7th, 2013 at 12:16 pm
Lobotomy. Oh, wait. Looks like they tried that with him already and it didn’t work.
May 7th, 2013 at 12:17 pm
@241.
Drain snake?
May 7th, 2013 at 12:20 pm
Verbiose? Damn, I missed that little “gem”. Not only is he a freaking hypocrite (above he castigates others for not signing their name while using three different online aliases himself), it doesn’t look like the tool can spell or use spell-check either.
May 7th, 2013 at 12:23 pm
I prescribe copious amounts of Liquid Draino to be administered via the orifice of your choice.
May 7th, 2013 at 12:25 pm
@241–maybe a ballgag and nailing his hands to his desk?
May 7th, 2013 at 6:52 pm
Diversion tactic accomplished. I guess we can all go on about our lives, this inverted penis has saved Monkress from his impending doom!
May 7th, 2013 at 9:38 pm
Morality is codified in rules of behavior or governance of ones self, to regulate the conduct of individuals towards the greater good of society. These are constructed into Laws, whether Criminal or Civil as to put limits, sanctions and set boundaries and punishment on moral lapses of personal responsibility.
The following are the Florida State Laws recopied and plain to see, as to relevant public information on conduct.
Florida Common Law defines a communication as defamatory “if it tends so to harm the reputation of another as to lower him in the estimation of the community or to deter third persons from associating with him.” Examples of defamatory statements are virtually limitless and may include any of the following:
* A communication that imputes a serious crime involving moral turpitude or a felony
* A communication that exposes a plaintiff to hatred
* A communication that reflects negatively on the plaintiff’s character, morality, or integrity
* A communication that impairs the plaintiff’s financial well-being
* A communication that suggests that the plaintiff suffers from a physical or mental defect that would cause others to refrain from associating with the plaintiff
In Florida, the offense of criminal libel still exists. Whereas defamation is generally a civil matter, Florida law recognizes some types of libel as criminal offenses. Knowingly sending libelous information to a journalist, for example, is a crime, as is the malicious spreading of false statements or even rumors about institutions.
836.01 Punishment for libel.
Any person convicted of the publication of a libel shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the first degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083.
836.05 Threats; extortion.
Whoever, either verbally or by a written or printed communication, maliciously threatens to accuse another of any crime or offense, or by such communication maliciously threatens an injury to the person, property or reputation of another, or maliciously threatens to expose another to disgrace, or to expose any secret affecting another, or to impute any deformity or lack of chastity to another, with intent thereby to extort money or any pecuniary advantage whatsoever, or with intent to compel the person so threatened, or any other person, to do any act or refrain from doing any act against his or her will, shall be guilty of a felony of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
836.09 Communicating libelous matter to newspapers; penalty.
If any person shall state, deliver, or transmit by any means whatever, to the manager, editor, publisher or reporter of any newspaper or periodical for publication therein any false and libelous statement concerning any person, then and there known by such person to be false or libelous, and thereby secure the publication of the same he or she shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083.
State Attorney
Phil Archer
18th Judicial Circuit-Brevard County
2725 Judge Fran Jamieson Way
Viera Florida 32940
May 7th, 2013 at 9:48 pm
The latter is repeated for clarity. The chief of enforcement for the State Laws noted here is:
State Attorney
Phil Archer
18th Judicial Circuit-Brevard County
2725 Judge Fran Jamieson Way
Viera Florida 32940
May 7th, 2013 at 10:07 pm
It’s neither libel or defamatory to say Monkress is falsely claiming to be a SEAL when in fact he is not a SEAL. And I didn’t even need to cut-and-paste a bunch of names and irrelevant laws to get to the meat of this issue. This bit of free legal advice by JAGC, esq, is repeated for clarity.
May 7th, 2013 at 10:19 pm
Since the “moral” guy is issuing veiled and legally incorrect threats, perhaps Mr Morals should consult John 8:32.
May 7th, 2013 at 10:45 pm
HEY, MORAL IIP, YOU DUMB, STUMP-SUCKING CLOWN, SHUT YER YAP AND GO POUND SAND SIDEWAYS.
Was that loud enough?
May 7th, 2013 at 10:59 pm
@ Moral
What are you getting at? Are you implying that Monkress is a random victim? He is innocent of any wrong doing? Hes been crystal clear honest in his representation of his background while lobbying for government contracts? This is all a big misunderstanding? We as a group/participant have created this? Please clarify
Some of us here in reality are struggling with your AOA (angle of attack)
May 7th, 2013 at 11:01 pm
Hey Aintscared @ 234 – you qoute scripture from the Bible and a few lines below you use the “F” word and you want to be taken seriously….really?? Maybe instead of writing your garbage on this blog you should be spending more time in the Word…that means reading the Bible. I think you are “lost” in the world but the good news is God does forgive….by the way do you forgive? God only forgives those who forgive others…something to think about. If you do not forgive, God will not forgive you for your sins….something to think about. Forgive my brother so God can forgive you…something to think about. And that goes for all you others as well. When you forgive others, God will forgive you too. If you do not find it in your heart to forgive others, your “sins” will not be forgiven…something to think about. Maybe everyone on this blog should spend more time in the Word instead of spewing “junk”. Now you can reply to this in an ugly email but don’t forget our Father is watching you. If you have no “sin” in your life go ahead and keep your attacks going but my guess there are no “sinless” persons on this blog….something to think about. Will you think about it….and move on to more positive things to do with your lives….something to think about. God Bless
May 7th, 2013 at 11:17 pm
Please forgive me
May 7th, 2013 at 11:29 pm
@250.
Your a con man and a turd.
Poser.
May 7th, 2013 at 11:30 pm
That face says it all.
May 7th, 2013 at 11:34 pm
@father
Not claiming perfection. Not one person here is claiming that. I refuse to continue to be deceived and standby while these posers piss on the graves of those who lost their life protecting this very freedom we exercise here. To be a SEAL you must EARN it not STEAL it. Integrity and honor. Allowing these posers to STEAL it and do nothing should be a crime.
So forgive the profanity, forgive us all but to intentionally deceive others for financial gain and disgrace our most valorous soldiers is a sin in my book.
May 8th, 2013 at 2:05 am
@250, 251
Wait. You signed it. Looks to me like you’re claiming to be Mr Archer. Isn’t there a law against impersonating a public official?
May 8th, 2013 at 3:05 am
“836.09 Communicating libelous matter to newspapers; penalty.
If any person shall state, deliver, or transmit by any means whatever, to the manager, editor, publisher or reporter of any newspaper or periodical for publication therein any false and libelous statement concerning any person, then and there known by such person to be false or libelous, and thereby secure the publication of the same he or she shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083.”
Therin lies the rub, you see for the posts to be libelous they must be false. Is this man a former SEAL? Evidence suggests not. I’m with Sparky, discovery is a bitch.
May 8th, 2013 at 4:31 am
@262
Yah, he’s just running his suck with nothing to do or say. If he had anything, papers would have already been served. It’s either Monkress or some poor sap who believes him.
Either way it’s pretty damn sad.
May 8th, 2013 at 5:35 am
I rather doubt MoralIPVoice is any attorney from Florida – state or private. Most attorneys practicing in FL don’t live in MD. Those comments – along with the other two “sock puppets” I’ve previously identified – appear to be coming from a residential location in MD.
May 8th, 2013 at 7:21 am
@250. Hey Clarence Darrow. Ever heard of the Communications Decency Act? Well, check out its content and have a box of Kleenex with you when you do. Also, you might consider having a look-see at the privileges and defenses to the crime and the tort you purport to know and cite to in your scrawl. And while you’re at it, you might want to take a peek at some Florida case law, especially with respect to the constitutionality of one of your assertions. I’ll let you figure out which one. Lastly, with regard to the misdemeanor you’re throwing out there, you might want to determine whether Florida extradites for misdemeanors. If you do, keep the Kleenex handy.
May 8th, 2013 at 8:08 am
@250…Crude and slow clansman, your attack was no better then that of a clumsy child.
May 8th, 2013 at 11:48 am
Ohhhh! A war of words on the Internet! Sock puppet defense of a Stolen Valor puke, made the worse for profiting from such valor…
I’ll get the popcorn and Scotch. This is gonna be fun, especially if the DOD Procurement anti-fraud guys show up. Maybe even the FBI, hey, we’re talking millions of dollars of government money here (during the sequester, yet).
May 8th, 2013 at 11:54 am
If Monkress & Co. have donated a big enough kickback (*OOPS!* campaign donation) to the right part of B. Hussein Øbama & Co., the investigation COULD fall victim to the sequester, just a spur of the moment thought, that’s Chicago politics, just what B-HO & Co. practice! I hope he gets his ass busted & thrown in the wringer myself!!
May 8th, 2013 at 11:58 am
Well, it took a while, but the libel/slander lawer defense finally surfaced. Must mean that some variety of IG has started asking questions.
May 8th, 2013 at 12:04 pm
OWB–one can certainly hope.
May 8th, 2013 at 12:21 pm
Let’s hope the IG office reads this blog!
May 8th, 2013 at 12:32 pm
@ 269- OWB
looks like this ass clown did not follow the universal rule- Dont be a Douche: wont be breated as a douche
May 8th, 2013 at 12:47 pm
The Moron Moral Guy/Gal/Transgendered Person is a “hate baiter”.
“A communication that exposes a plaintiff to hatred”
Any questions?
May 8th, 2013 at 12:50 pm
Why is this POS NOT on the Excluded Parties List System?
https://www.sam.gov/portal/public/SAM/
Managed by the General Services Administration (GSA)
May 8th, 2013 at 12:53 pm
To quote the movie Blade “Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill” @250
May 8th, 2013 at 2:10 pm
Here are the facts: Monkress lied not once but several times.
If Monkress didn’t want this attention he shouldn’t have lied.
He did this, he invoked this, he compounded this by trying to cover up his lie with an even bigger lie. And if you or anyone else thinks that scrubbing the internet will miraculously make this go away or impossible to substantiate then well you both are retarded. As my name states & as the good NH Sparky said “I will be your Huckleberry” and I AIN’T SCARED so put up or shut up!
May 8th, 2013 at 2:15 pm
@250 oh yeah and your an ass clown
May 8th, 2013 at 2:31 pm
I’m just waiting to see what MoronIPFreely says next.
May 8th, 2013 at 6:53 pm
May 8, 2013 — Wednesday
[Part 1 of 3]
Posted by Bill Roth
Special Projects Editor
Brevard Business News
Brevard BusinessNews.com
4300 Fortune Place Suite D
West Melbourne FL 32904
(321) 951–7777
BrevardBusinessNews@earthlink.net
[Start of Part 1 Text]
LORI R. BENTON
(407) 418–2301
lbenton@fordharrison.com
Adrienne Roth, Publisher
Brevard Business News
4300 Fortune Place
West Melbourne, FL 32904
Dear Ms. Roth:
This firm represents All Points Logistics, LLC (“APL”) and Phil Monkress, President and Chief Executive Officer of APL. Please direct any further communications to me.
It has recently come to Phil Monkress’s attention that Brevard Business News (“BBN”) published an article on September 12, 2011, (Vol. 29 N. 37 at page 11) concerning Phil Monkress as the keynote speaker for the then upcoming Florida Small Business Development Center 1lth Annual Veterans Business conference. In this article, Mr. Monkress is inaccurately referred to as “a member of the U.S. Special Forces” and “a former U.S. Navy Seal.” Mr. Monkress honorably served our country in the U.S. Navy but he was not, and has not represented himself to be, a member of the U.S Special Forces or a U.S. Navy Seal. Thus, the article published by BBN contains false statements about Mr. Monkress. Further, this article remains published in your archives on your website at http://www.brevardbusinessnews.com/ArchiveDocs/2011/2011–09–01/BBN–091211.pdf.
Immediately after learning about this article, on December 12, 2012, Phil Monkress contacted Sandy Pfrimmer, Operations Coordinator, Small Business Development Center at BCC, requesting assistance in the removal of this article from BBN’s website. It is our understanding that Ms. Pfrimmer contacted you and requested the article be removed from the BBN website. It is further our understanding that you informed Ms. Pfrimmer that the article could not be removed.
Please consider this letter Mr. Phil Monkress’s formal request to BBN to remove the above–described article from BBN’s website. Alternatively, and if possible, please redact all the inaccurate statements about Mr. Monkress, i.e., that he was “a member of the U.S. Special Forces” and “a former U.S. Navy Seal.” Mr. Monkress never authorized the publication of this article, was not aware of its existence or its false statements about him until this month, and he demands the immediate removal of the article or redaction of the false statements from BBN’s website.
If BBN does not remove the article or false statements from its website, and cease any publishing of the article or false statements, Mr. Monkress will consider all available legal options to protect his rights and reputation. Please contact me if you have any questions regarding this correspondence.
Sincerely,
Lori R. Benton
[End of Part 1 Text]
May 8th, 2013 at 6:54 pm
May 8, 2013 — Wednesday
[Part 2 of 3]
Posted by Bill Roth
Special Projects Editor
Brevard Business News
Brevard BusinessNews.com
4300 Fortune Place Suite D
West Melbourne FL 32904
(321) 951–7777
BrevardBusinessNews@earthlink.net
[Start of Part 2 Text]
From: Bill Roth [BrevardBusinessNews@earthlink.net]
Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2013 4:47 PM
To: Ms. Lori R. Benton (FH)
Subject: RE: All Points Logistics, LLC
January 3, 2013 — Thursday
Lori R. Benton
(407) 418–2301
LBenton@FordHarrison.com
FordHarrison LLP
300 South Orange Avenue Suite 1300
Orlando, FL 32801
Dear Ms. Benton,
With leave of your kind invitation to contact you should we have any question regarding your December 20, 2012, correspondence to Brevard Business News, would you please confirm that you represent: All Points Logistics, LLC (2323 S. Washington Avenue, Suite 215, Titusville, FL 32780) and Phillip D. Monkress (2323 S. Washington Avenue, Suite 215, Titusville, FL 32780)?
Further, would you please confirm that the current registered agent, as filed with the Florida Secretary of State on April 30, 2012, for All Points Logistics, LLC is Thomas C. Feeney III (28 W. Central Boulevard, Suite 400, Orlando, FL 32801)?
Thank you,
Bill Roth
Special Projects Editor
Brevard Business News
(321) 951–7777
BrevardBusinessNews@earthlink.net
4300 Fortune Place Suite D
West Melbourne, FL 32904
[End of Part 2 Text}
May 8th, 2013 at 6:55 pm
May 8, 2013 — Wednesday
[Part 3 of 3]
Posted by Bill Roth
Special Projects Editor
Brevard Business News
Brevard BusinessNews.com
4300 Fortune Place Suite D
West Melbourne FL 32904
(321) 951–7777
BrevardBusinessNews@earthlink.net
[Start of Part 3 Text]
From: Phil Monkress [pmonkress@allpointslogistics.com]
Sent: Monday, May 06, 2013 8:15 AM
To: BrevardBusinessNews@earthlink.net
Subject: Brevard Business News
Dear Mr. Roth:
I noticed that on page 5 of the Brevard Business News published on May 6, 2013, there is a copy of the Florida Department of State Division of Corporations concerning All Points Logistics, LLC. At the bottom of the page, it states “To be Continued …”. If you are planning to publish an article in the Brevard Business News about All Points Logistics, LLC. or myself, please provide me with the opportunity before you publish the article to discuss all the facts with you so that you have the full and complete story.
Please let me know the date, time, and location where you want to meet.
Thank you in advance for your professional courtesy.
Phil Monkress
President/CEO
O 256.963.0131
F 800.686.3260
M 904.610.6045
[End of Part 3 Text]
May 8th, 2013 at 7:20 pm
1) “Brevard Business News (“BBN”) published an article on September 12, 2011″
2) “Immediately after learning about this article, on December 12, 2012, Phil Monkress contacted Sandy Pfrimmer”
3) “Mr. Monkress never authorized the publication of this article, was not aware of its existence or its false statements about him until this month…” [May 2013, the letter's date]
So, there’s a published article featuring this fellow but he doesn’t read it for two months after its publication? Then, through his legal intermediary, there’s a statement that he he was unaware of the article or its content until May 2013?
WTH am I missing here? I gotta be missing something.
May 8th, 2013 at 7:21 pm
Sounds like this sissy is finally realizing that he has his tit in the wringer.
May 8th, 2013 at 7:22 pm
Yeah, I missed that he wasn’t aware of the article until over a year had passed since its publication. The May 2013 part I still don’t get. What is this guy, Donald Trump? I mean are there so many business journal articles regarding him that he can’t track them all? This is nutty.
May 8th, 2013 at 7:24 pm
Hey, anybody else wondering who the source of the SEAL information was? I sure hope there was a tape or the reporter keeps his or her notebooks.
May 8th, 2013 at 7:28 pm
Math is not his strong suit? Among other things.
May 8th, 2013 at 7:33 pm
Isn’t he wearing a SEAL trident in the photo?
May 8th, 2013 at 7:42 pm
@281 Mr. Roth
Before you published the advertisement did you send the proof to APL or Monkress for approval?
May 8th, 2013 at 7:43 pm
Doesn’t it state in his company capabilities briefing that he is a Navy Seal?
May 8th, 2013 at 7:45 pm
So, a couple of possibilities come to mind:
1. During the interview, the reporter asks him about the trident he is wearing, He responds that is what ya get for being a SEAL, but he doesn’t quite claim to have been one, just wears the trident because it purty. Don’t really buy this explanation because even a really green reporter would eventually follow up somewhere during the interview with, “Do, when were you a SEAL?” if only out of polite curiosity if not a good reporter’s natural skepticism.
2. The reporter just made it up because it sounded good. Naw, that didn’t happen.
3. This fool was never interviewed, but coworkers/partners/whatever were. It was they who said that he was a SEAL. Where would they have gotten that idea other than from him?
And hasn’t he also claimed Indian Nation status? Does he plan to submit the pic above as proof of that, claiming that a very small swig of the firewater gave him that drunk as a skunk look??
Will someone please pass the popcorn?
May 8th, 2013 at 7:49 pm
@282 you aren’t missing anything here. Monkress said he was a seal got busted… Now he has back pedaled saying he NEVER claimed to be a seal. Sociopaths cling fiercely to their lies, even when confronted.
May 8th, 2013 at 8:13 pm
OWB – I believe I remember seeing Monkress prominently featured as being a former Navy SEAL in a document from Jan 2011 that appeared to have been prepared by APL – a briefing of some sort. And I don’t recall it having any “company proprietary”, “close hold”, or similar caveats or markings, either.
If I’m remembering correctly, it was originally at the link given in comment 120 above. And it did seem to be a marketing briefing, as I recall.
It’s not available at that link now; it seems to have been removed from docstoc. However, it’s awfully hard to get ALL copies of documents out of circulation once they’ve been openly posted to the Internet. I’d guess a copy is still out there somewhere – or maybe several copies. It’s just a question of finding one.
And from what I understand, it’s really hard to claim after the fact that things like marketing briefings (which are specifically intended for external or public consumption) are trade secrets or proprietary/close hold information that is not for public consumption once they’ve been made public.
But I guess I could be wrong about those last two points. I’m pretty sure I remember correctly what I read, though.
May 8th, 2013 at 8:29 pm
Sure, Hondo. We all saw at least some of that stuff, and some saw all of it. But he waved his magic wand and it all disappeared. Uh-huh.
Good luck with that, firewater crazed phony vet guy.
May 8th, 2013 at 9:03 pm
I thought we were all done with this nonsense.
But now that Monkress got caught inflating himself and it went into print — THAT, of all things!! — he’s upset because he never, ever, ever once said he was a Navy SEAL… even though it was included in marketing document….
Now he’s got himself law’ered-up and is making threats.
Yeah, sounds like he’s got more than one boob in a mastectomy platform.
May 8th, 2013 at 9:38 pm
I found two things that specify that Monkress claims he is a disabled vet (is he?) and a Native American, in print. Couldn’t get them to load here, so I sent them to Jonn.
May 8th, 2013 at 9:55 pm
The APL capabilities briefing is posted in “metric shitton” blog on TAH..
John, can you post that briefing in/on this blog?
May 8th, 2013 at 11:21 pm
@ 281.
Original data.
Bonus: Stress Relief.
May 9th, 2013 at 6:39 am
@295 Yes he is a certified service disabled veteran, barely, but yes he is.
May 9th, 2013 at 6:41 am
@295 how much Native American is 3/128 blood quantum??? Is that a whole teaspoon or an eye dropper full?
May 9th, 2013 at 6:54 am
Interesting. I’m not positive, but I believe the “cut line” for claiming Native American tribal affiliation is a minimum of 1/32 documented Native American ancestry. I could be wrong.
Last time I checked, 3/128 is less than 1/32.
May 9th, 2013 at 7:10 am
@300 to be CERTIFIED Native American… He’s not CERTIFIED. His advertising is misleading. He is not an 8a.
May 9th, 2013 at 7:39 am
The disabled Veteran mention made me think of another fellow who claimed to be a “combat veteran.” If a fellow serves in the military and, after ETS, is disabled in a car accident, he can then call himself a disabled Veteran. Similarly, a fellow whose service days are behind him and who, say, as a police office or fireman, receives multiple awards for valor, is a “heavily decorated Veteran.” Like I said in the other thread, semantics and gamesmanship.
May 9th, 2013 at 7:53 am
@302 you nailed it!
schemer always schemes!
May 9th, 2013 at 8:10 am
2/17 Air Cav: true. But I believe Federal contracting criteria require meeting specific criteria to receive 8a consideration for either. In particular, I believe “Native American Owned Business” 8a preference requires certified tribal membership on the part of 50+% of the firm’s ownership, and that the “Veteran-Owned Business” preference requires the veteran ownership to have a service-connected disability from the VA. I could be in error regarding either/both of those, but I don’t think I am.
If his company has ever gotten 8a/disadvantaged preference in Federal contracting based on his ownership and he doesn’t qualify for whichever was claimed, well . . . .
May 9th, 2013 at 8:14 am
In case you missed it, I posted two more instances of Monkress calling himself a SEAL, because that seems to be their latest defense – that he never said he was a SEAL.
May 9th, 2013 at 8:26 am
@304 Hondo
APL was 8a under the prior owner, Sam MaGee, but never under Monkress’s ownership. He has had APL since 2009. You can only claim 8a for 8 years then you graduate out of it.
May 9th, 2013 at 8:27 am
@304. Because of where my comment fell, it seemed to be responding to the Native American claim, evidently. It was actually just a stray comment on my part, prompted by cmts 295 and 298.
May 9th, 2013 at 8:46 am
2/17 Air Cav: I had no issue with what you said above. In fact, I agree. I’d say it’s likely if not a virtual certainty that Monkress has been playing those types of semantic games for years.
I was just pointing out the fact that it’s also possible Monkress might have deliberately or unwittingly stepped “over the line” regarding one or both of those somewhere along the line. If I were in charge of a formal investigation or engaged in legal discovery related to this matter, I’d certainly check into both. It should be easy enough to confirm or refute either through FOIA requests concerning past contract actions by APL.
Even if the statute of limitations has expired, that would seem relevant in terms of establishing a pattern of deceit – and thus whether or not Monkress’ claim that “he never said he was a SEAL” are credible.
May 9th, 2013 at 8:56 am
That picture you just posted from the Brevard paper says that Bole, the COO, is US Navy Captain (Ret) (50 years)… does it really say 50 years? WTF?
May 9th, 2013 at 9:10 am
Disregard my 309. I found a clearer picture of that and see it says 30, not 50. Out.
May 9th, 2013 at 9:11 am
Now that Monkress has admitted to not being a SEAL, and there is evidence that his own company-provided literature states that he was on SEAL Team 4, his “lawsuit” is pretty much mucked up vis-a-vis bloggers call him a phony SEAL & he is a phony SEAL.
I imagine once the lawyers realize they are making things worse, they will switch tactics and try to threaten some sort of baseless civil action relating to personal attempts at impeding his ability to gain, maintain, or compete for business contracts.
May 9th, 2013 at 9:35 am
Whoopsie, and let’s not forget that PO1 crow he’s wearing, which he was certainly not when he was in.
Even his FOIA says he got out as a DS2, and couldn’t have made that before the March 1991 exam. Now that means, assuming he did in fact make it on that exam cycle, he couldn’t even be eligible to test for DS1 until March 1994 exam, but he was a civilian a year and a half plus before that.
Care to comment on that, Monkress? Or you gonna claim I’m defaming you? C’mon, Phil–come at me, bro! I’m right here!!! Contact Jonn and have him send along your claim!
You know I know you’re full of shit, dontcha son?
May 9th, 2013 at 9:37 am
@311 JAGC
It is difficult to get new business when both your facility & personal TS is revoked…..
Ultimately Monkress is responsible and deserving of every humiliating comment or action that is taken toward him. I find this prophetic, the title of the SBVC conference he was the key note speaker for in Sept 2011 was titled “You Earned It”, yes Monkress, YOU EARNED IT!
May 9th, 2013 at 9:42 am
Well someone just tossed gasoline on that fire didn’t they… Once it has been said/posted on the internet it is kind of hard to make it go away.
May 9th, 2013 at 9:48 am
@311. Yes, every new or renewed attempt to nuance a phrase or to misdirect attention invites rebuttal, thereby defeating the goal of making this disappear. It’s akin to long-forgotten postings here that some knuckleehead resurrects and thereby reminds some of us of the dusty topic and introduces it as new for other readers.
May 9th, 2013 at 9:52 am
Memo to Ms. Lori Benton…Jonn has my cell phone number. I’d be more than happy to explain the Navy exam system and how it works, not to mention how one becomes a SEAL. Although I was never a SEAL or a DS, I’ve got first-hand experience with both groups of folks in my time in.
And I’ll also be happy to scan a copy of my DD-214 and give any necessary information for you to submit an FOIA on me to establish my bona-fides.
You game?
May 9th, 2013 at 9:57 am
@316 NHSPARKY
Call her! 407-418-2301
May 9th, 2013 at 10:15 am
The common law foundation of any libel/slander/defamation suit is that the allegations or statements are FALSE? Correct?
May 9th, 2013 at 11:06 am
@314
Once it has been said/posted on the internet it is kind of hard to make it go away.
As I tell my GF’s teenaged daughters, “Be careful of what you post. The internet is forever.”
Fortunately, they at least get it.
May 9th, 2013 at 2:28 pm
“T-minus and counting…..”
May 9th, 2013 at 2:45 pm
Funny, I haven’t had any subpoenas show up in my email yet today.
Wondering why…
May 9th, 2013 at 3:04 pm
Me either or in my snail mail
May 9th, 2013 at 3:14 pm
@314 – Google “Streisand Effect”. Boy ol’ Phil is just totally causing this…
May 9th, 2013 at 3:24 pm
Hmmm…
Keep posting the truth and we’ll sue.
Challenge accepted.
Your move, Princess.
May 9th, 2013 at 3:53 pm
Flush repeat Flush repeat all better
May 9th, 2013 at 4:14 pm
A not-so-tough turd, indeed.
May 9th, 2013 at 4:24 pm
@324 Nik…
If i paid for this lawyers schooling- i’d ask for a refund: defintly did not stick.
Higher education (Scoffs) Makes me hate it even more.
cock smuggling dick bandits like that lawyer- deviod of common sense, wasting people’s time and court space with these lame and wasteful cases.
May 9th, 2013 at 4:31 pm
I hear that, DD, and i think it’s a pity that lawyers are considered as human beings. It would be nice if we could have them designated as a “Nuisance Species”, allowing us to cull the herd!
*DISCLAIMER* The previous statement was made purely in jest, and is not meant to be taken seriously in ANY way, shape, or form. *BUUUUUURRRP!* Time for another beer!
May 9th, 2013 at 4:41 pm
BTW … up here in the north schools count when it comes to practicing law. And so do looks … I would not hire her to represent me in traffic court!
May 9th, 2013 at 5:44 pm
Wow, another explosion of posts….so now Mr. Monkress is claiming he was never a SEAL in spite of wearing the trident and in spite of the articles and information that had been on his website….everyone here has been saying he was not a seal….so what part of this is actionable?
Not sure how I missed this first time around…but the post count grows…
May 9th, 2013 at 6:09 pm
If the turd says he was doing it to honor SEALs someone point him to the http://navysealsfund.org/ I personally have 3 of those GORGEOUS pins and wear them proudly (http://navysealsfund.org/images/navySealsPin_300x240.jpg) because its not the “budweiser” but it contains the elements and says “For our SEALs we stand united” want to honor them? use the CORRECT damn pin, don’t go stealing pins and claiming “I wanted to honor them”
Turd …
May 9th, 2013 at 6:19 pm
#329: Yikes, I just saw Lori Benton’s photo! I was kinda hoping she’s related to Barbi Benton and has her looks…she DOES NOT
May 9th, 2013 at 7:14 pm
No, she does not.
May 9th, 2013 at 7:18 pm
May 9, 2013 – Thursday
Dan McLaughlin
Deputy Chief of Staff
Communications
BILL NELSON, Florida
United States Senate
Washington, D.C. 20510
(202) 224-1679; (202) 309-1985
Dan_McLaughlin@BillNelson.Senate.gov
Dear Mr McLaughlin,
Thank you for the press release concerning Senator Nelson’s participation in the “asking for an expedited investigation into the strangely similar circumstances surrounding the jailing of two older American tourists on ammunitions charges at a Turks and Caicos Islands (TCI) airport a little over a week ago.”
Now, would you be so kind as to request that Senator Nelson ask for an expedited investigation into the circumstances surrounding Phillip D. Monkress’ claims of having been a “Navy SEAL Team 4”?
Phillip D. Monkress (XXX S. Washington Avenue, Suite XXX, Titusville, FL 32780) is the managing member, as filed with the Florida Secretary of State on April 30, 2012, for All Points Logistics, LLC.
Thomas C. Feeney III (XXX W. Central Boulevard, Suite Xx, Orlando, FL 32801) is the registered agent, as filed with the Florida Secretary of State on April 30, 2012, for All Points Logistics, LLC.
It is now an established, well know fact that Mr. Monkress’ claims of having been a “Navy SEAL Team 4” are false, and that fact should be of grave concern to those that investigate and maintain the integrity of the “Top Secret Security Clearances” required to participate on some aspects of the awards in the following list:
*** All Points Logistics LLC Selected as Major Subcontractor on the Missile Defense Agency’s Ground-Based Midcourse Defense Development and Sustainment Contract
Merritt Island, FL, April 03, 2012 -(PR.com)- All Points Logistics, LLC (APL) has been selected as major subcontractor to The Boeing Company’s Defense, Space & Security unit on the Missile Defense Agency’s Ground-Based Midcourse Defense (GMD) Development and Sustainment Contract (DSC).
*** All Points Logistics Selected as Major Subcontractor on the NASA Orion Crew Exploration Vehicle Contract
Merritt Island, FL, November 02, 2012 -(PR.com)-Lockheed Martin has selected All Points Logistics LLC (APL) as a major subcontractor on the NASA Orion Crew Exploration Vehicle (CEV) contract. APL will be responsible for software lifecycle development, integration and test support for Orion’s Multi-Purpose Crew Vehicle (MPCV). “We’re very excited to be part of the support team for such a pioneering project,” said Steve Lloyd, APL Chief Engineer. “Orion represents a leap forward in manned space exploration.”
*** All Points Awarded General Services Administration IT Schedule 70 Contract
All Points LLC (APL) announced today that the company has been awarded the U.S. General Services Administration (GSA) Information Technology (IT) Schedule 70 contract.
Merritt Island, FL, March 25, 2013 -(PR.com)- All Points LLC (APL) announced today that the company has been awarded the U.S. General Services Administration (GSA) Information Technology (IT) Schedule 70 contract. Known as the Multiple Award Schedule, the Information Technology (IT) Schedule 70 grants agencies direct access to commercial experts who can thoroughly address the needs of the government IT community through Special Item Numbers (SINS) which assist with IT hardware, software and services.
*** All Points Logistics Awarded NASA Human Health and Institutional Management Support (HHIMS) Prime Contract
Merritt Island, FL, March 28, 2013 -(PR.com)- NASA Johnson Space Center (JSC) announced the award of the Human Health and Institutional Management Support (HHIMS) prime contract to All Points Logistics (APL). The firm fixed price, indefinite delivery, indefinite quantity contract has a three year base, two one-year options and an estimated contract value of $16 million. The work will be performed at NASA JSC, supporting the NASA Human Health and Performance (HH&P) directorate.
*** All Points Works with Infoblox to Help Federal Government Agencies Automate and Secure Their Networks
Merritt Island, FL, April 12, 2013 -(PR.com)- All Points LLC (APL), a leading provider of technical and management support services to the U.S. Government and its prime contractors, is working with Infoblox, the automated network control company, to help federal governmental agencies meet demands for agile, resilient and secure network services.
Again, would you be so kind as to request that Senator Nelson ask for an expedited investigation into the circumstances surrounding Phillip D. Monkress’ claims of having been a “Navy SEAL Team 4”?
Thank you,
Bill Roth
Special Projects Editor
Brevard Business News
Brevard BusinessNews.com
4300 Fortune Place Suite D
West Melbourne FL 32904
(321) 951-7777
BrevardBusinessNews(at)earthlink(dot)net
May 9th, 2013 at 7:45 pm
I think it’s generous at the very least of Mr. Roth to share his correspondence with TAH.
Now I’m going to find a quiet corner for myself and spend some time wondering WTFIGOH with the carelessness that allows these contractors to get away with what Monkress has perpetrated.
May 9th, 2013 at 8:21 pm
@333, Jonn: DAMMIT, MAN!! How ’bout a “SPEW ALERT” next time? I wasted good beer when it blew out my nostrils, and there went another keyboard!!
May 9th, 2013 at 9:04 pm
Monkress does not return calls.
I actually like this research albeit I have to bathe more frequently.
May 9th, 2013 at 9:07 pm
@333.
Kind of looks like that USMC (my apologies, USMC) man-thing.
May 9th, 2013 at 9:18 pm
You all have way too much time on your hands…amazing. Don’t you have something better to do with your lives?? Get a job, volunteer to help others, do something positive with your time. Very, very sad.
May 9th, 2013 at 9:29 pm
@HONDO,,,,
Can we get an IP report on 339? I thought I got a wiff of MONK….
May 9th, 2013 at 9:41 pm
@339 I believe everyone here is not only with a job but is effective enough to actually have free time, something that obviously you are not able, does it take you 15 minutes to tie your shoes? aaaawwweeeee is little Hawk Eye jealous of people that are effective on their job? aawwweeee here have a cookie, now go away let the big boys talk on this blog .. go go to the kiddie section bye bye …
May 9th, 2013 at 10:11 pm
These guys like @339 and their grade-school level psychological “tactics” make me laugh. Like, really? You expect to move anyone here with your sad little attempts? I feel bad for you, almost.
May 9th, 2013 at 10:16 pm
On the other hand, there are those among us here who have served well and honorably and for one reason or another are now retired or disabled to the point of being unable to “work” any more than the 30 or 40 or 50 years that we already have. Somehow we manage to still pay taxes and contribute to society in a plethora of ways, including holding the dishonorable to account.
Probably a pretty good bet (if anyone happens to do that sort of thing) that most of us here have already contributed more to the betterment of mankind than whoever is writing on behalf of the lying fraud about which this topic is titled.
Besides all that, it is just not very smart to challenge people you do not know to a duel of minds or credentials or worth as human beings. Of course, if your intent was to appear immature, misdirected, and utterly silly, then you did succeed. Bravo! You do indeed appear to be an idiot, Hawk Eye!
May 9th, 2013 at 11:31 pm
Lien Information
Case Number: 8675309
County: METROPOLIS
Judgement Date: 08/29/1997 Index Date: 08/29/1997 Status Date: 08/29/1997
Status: BEFOULED Amount: USD 10,123.41 Book Page 12342/19700
For: State of New York Makebeliever of New York
Against: Connor, John
Judgment Comments:
See the movie. Linda Hamilton at her hottest.
In other words, even if it’s true, and that’s a big if, attempting to invoke cowardice isn’t likely to be successful.
Try again, Pumpkin.
May 9th, 2013 at 11:39 pm
@344.
In the proceedings (Stolen Valor 2012 [CBOR], the court did acknowledge a legitimate government objective in honoring valor by our military men and women:
“It is the right and proper that Congress, over a century ago, established an award(s) so the nation can hold in its highest respect and esteem those who, in the course of carrying out the ‘supreme and noble duty of contributing to the defense of the rights and honor of the nation’, have acted with extraordinary honor. And it should be uncontested that this is a legitimate Government objective, indeed a most valued national aspiration and purpose”,
While many in this country disagreed, it could be concluded that the court made a strategic decision in allowing for a modification of this law in that although the court upheld an individual’s right to free speech concerning fraudulent impersonations of Veterans, they still allowed the law to “have teeth” in the face of Congressional and public disapproval.
“The Court does describe, however, instances in which a false claim of military honors would extend beyond the protections of the First Amendment. Where false claims are made to affect a fraud or secure moneys or other valuable consideration, say offers of employment, it is well established that the Government may restrict speech without affronting the First Amendment”.
Better yet: Justice Kennedy cited and acknowledged the friend-of-the-court brief.
Wow.
….“The Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press” and 23 other news media organizations for their listed examples of how public exposure can be enough to kill a lie and discredit its source, especially in the sphere of made-up military heroism.
Copyright (GT) 5-9-13/ET
Go fuck yourself, moron.
Turd.
See Ex-PH2. Getting better.
May 10th, 2013 at 12:17 am
@344/339
There will come a day
May 10th, 2013 at 12:26 am
GT, thanks. I needed that.
I’m glad I’m not the only person who is deeply concerned that this creature from the Black Lagoon has lied his way into securing government contracts (= megabucks) that are specifically linked to what SHOULD be secure and protected sections of national defense.
How can anyone possibly trust people who allow such utter carelessness?
May 10th, 2013 at 5:46 am
“Hawk Eye” appears to be commenting from a town in Florida – from the same IP address as “Father Watching You”. Given that this seems to be a residential location and both comments were after 9PM, I’d guess they’re the same individual.
For what it’s worth: “RU Sure” is commenting from the same IP as our sock-puppet-loving MD troll. Given that all comments from that source are coming from what appears to be a residential location and are occurring relatively late in the evening/night, I’d guess all 4 of the personae using that location (“RU Sure” “MoralIPVoice”, “DissedinFL”, and “Atlantc Beabch FL”) are the same individual.
Geographic separation says the two groups are probably two different individuals, though.
May 10th, 2013 at 7:27 am
Hondo@348, a whole drawer of sock puppets.They can put on a show. Does this warrant a Muppets reference, or for our older members, Kukla, Fran & Ollie?
May 10th, 2013 at 7:48 am
Hey, Hack – I think I found a group photo of the “gang of four” above:
And damn, I think this might be the other two!
May 10th, 2013 at 8:13 am
Send this blog link and report him to the local paper at
bstover@floridatoday.com
mreed@floridatoday.com
jkelly@floridatoday.com
May 10th, 2013 at 8:24 am
Hondo, none of those puppets are Monkey-Ass. I don’t see a SEAL Trident.
May 10th, 2013 at 8:35 am
@332 CH…more like Barney than Barbi….
May 10th, 2013 at 10:06 am
@351
I’m nobody special, but…sent.
May 10th, 2013 at 7:32 pm
Wonder if the punks have the balls to say something else.
May 10th, 2013 at 8:08 pm
Hey! That second pic looks a lot like me and PH, Hondo!!
(She’s the pretty one.)
May 11th, 2013 at 5:09 am
[...] He is from Brevard County, Florida, which is our home as well. We hate the idea that some guy is using a phoney service record to gin up business or increase his stature within the community. This one hits close to home. With that being said, allow us, and This Ain’t Hell, to introduce you to Phillip Dale Monkress [...]
May 11th, 2013 at 12:40 pm
LOL! Y’all are the best!!!
May 11th, 2013 at 3:57 pm
This gets better every day, I wonder what Monkey-ass is going to say or pull next? When do we get to hear more about this dirtball’s “Crash and Burn”?
May 11th, 2013 at 4:38 pm
http://www.brevardbusinessnews.com/archivedocs/2011/2011-09-01/bbn-091211.pdf
P.11
May 11th, 2013 at 5:24 pm
DAMN, that dickweed has dug himself in DEEP!! Good find, A.W.!!
May 11th, 2013 at 5:49 pm
“Monkress’ 8:45am presentation, set for the Black Box Theater at the King Center is titled “You Earned It”: Making the most of Veteran-Owned Business verification on , the New Standard. ”
By: Ken Datzman
Brevard Business News
BBN issue 9/21/11
May 11th, 2013 at 5:49 pm
Correction issue dated 9/12/11
May 11th, 2013 at 7:18 pm
Two more fine folks from “U.S. Navy SEAL Team 4 Imposter” Phil Monkress’ Brevard County, Florida, made the local paper today:
ITEM 1 START
Saturday May 11, 2013
HELMS NOW AT CENTER OF DISPUTE
Ex–PAFB commander, astronaut overturned captain’s 2012 conviction
Senator delays action on command nomination, calls for more data
By R. Norman Moody
FLORIDA TODAY
Air Force Lt. Gen. Susan Helms, a three–star general, former astronaut and former commander at Patrick Air Force Base, finds her military advancement stalled.
Sen. Claire McCaskill of Missouri says the astronaut Hall of Famer’s nomination as vice commander of Air Force Space Command won’t proceed until she gets more information about Helms’ decision to overturn a military–jury conviction in a sexual–assault case.
…
Helms stands by her decision, made in early 2012, in the California case in which an Air Force captain was found guilty of aggravated sexual assault of a female lieutenant. “I reached my decision after carefully considering all matters related to this case over the course of five weeks,” Helms wrote in a five–page memo released by the Secretary of the Air Force.
…
Helms is a veteran of five spaceflights, including a stay on the International Space Station. She served twice at Patrick Air Force Base, including once as commander of the 45th Space Wing.
…
The Associated Press contributed to this report Contact Moody at 321–242–3651 or nmoody@floridatoday.com Follow us at facebook.com/ floridatoday.military or Twitter @RNormanMoody
ITEM 1 END
ITEM 2 START
Saturday May 11, 2013
USAF scientist charged in porn case
By Andrew Ford
FLORIDA TODAY
The chief scientist at the Air Force Technical Applications Center at Patrick Air Force Base — a retired Lieutenant Colonel with a government clearance — has been arrested on child pornography charges.
David O’Brien,71, was arrested Thursday by Brevard County Sheriff’s deputies after they found him in possession of child pornography, according to police records. He faces 10 counts of possession of child pornography and is being held at Brevard County Jail on a $250,000 bond.
The sheriff’s office, working with the FBI on the investigation, said they found 50 files of child pornography on multiple computers in his home on Turtlemound Road in Melbourne. Included were videos and photos depicting children possibly as young as 4, and stories about molesting children.
“He is still employed here, and to work at AFTAC requires a security clearance,” said AFTAC spokeswoman Susan Romano.
O’Brien has worked at AFTAC for more than three decades, and has been chief scientist since 1989. AFTAC detects nuclear weapons around the world, monitoring nuclear treaties.
O’Brien’s biography on AFTAC’s website describes his duties as chief scientist as principal adviser to the commander on scientific and technical matters relating to the center’s mission and to its relationships with national and international organizations.
…
Contact Ford at aford@floridatoday.com, 321–242–3601, or follow at Twitter.com/AndrewFordToday.
ITEM 2 END
May 11th, 2013 at 7:57 pm
Floridatoday will run stories about these creeps Mr. BBN posted but why won’t they run a story about Monkress????
May 11th, 2013 at 9:53 pm
Funny how once the person got exposed with sock puppet accounts, they took off and went into hiding.
May 11th, 2013 at 10:01 pm
No surprise here.
Birds of a feather will flock together.
Turds.
May 11th, 2013 at 10:11 pm
Turds of the same can of corn float together? Interesting.
May 11th, 2013 at 10:25 pm
They talk about being tough, being “man” and everyone on here are cowards usually. Yet, the minute they get called out. They tuck their tail between their legs and put on some lipstick.
Kinda like Billy Blake.
May 11th, 2013 at 10:41 pm
NHSparky: maybe even some “Cream Corn from the Socket of Davis”.
May 12th, 2013 at 2:35 am
Monkey-man dirtbag and his lawyer are spinning their wheels. Their position is indefensible. There is overwhelming evidence that the jerk has stolen credit for valor and credentials he did not earn. The Government and public should be outraged by his lies and theft of unearned credits. The Congress should deny him and his ilk any unearned benefit. I support any and all efforts to deprive him and APL of any benefit he has not earned.
May 12th, 2013 at 7:44 am
It’s in the water…
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2011-12-11/derek-walls-marine/51795044/1
sf
May 12th, 2013 at 1:37 pm
@349 I’m wondering to what he will do or say next?? He has been so ill advised so far it’s comical.
May 12th, 2013 at 11:22 pm
Hard man to get in touch with.
May 13th, 2013 at 2:39 am
turds have a hard time speaking because their mouths are full of shit…
May 13th, 2013 at 2:46 am
@374 GT
Do you want phone numbers of his close staff members and friends to put the heat on?
May 13th, 2013 at 3:42 am
#372 So this Walls guy was busted out at private and going around telling kids he is a colonel so he can sleep with them? Article called it “he said, she said”, but facebook messages said he apologized and told her he loved her. Then why would he lie to these young females about his status in military? Weird guy and a creeper.
He made a mistake alright.
May 13th, 2013 at 4:48 am
Walls sounds like a huge scumbag and a Chris Hansen target.
May 13th, 2013 at 7:54 am
I cut the grass and whacked the weeds yesterday. Small lawn, about the size of a large postage stamp.
I will be spraying weed killer on the lawn this morning.
I will think of Monkress the False, he who rips off taxpayers with no sense of guilt, while I am spraying weed killer.
It’s nasty stuff.
OWB, are you the blond or the red=haired sock puppet in that picture. (Hint: we’re BOTH the pretty ones.)
May 13th, 2013 at 8:05 am
What would happen if I could prove his Native American documents are forged/falsified/make-believe?
He’s not an 8a but advertises himself as a “Native American owned” business? I’ve checked & it doesn’t look like he has won anything in that set aside division but this also brings up the question of is he truly “disadvantaged” as we’ll?
May 13th, 2013 at 8:16 am
It’s Monday, the start of a new week, and Lori might have to piss away some of that retainer Phil has her on.
Funny, though–I never got anything from TSO or Jonn asking me to call her up, she’s not attempting to make any sort of contact with me regarding my comments.
Gee, wonder why?
May 13th, 2013 at 6:57 pm
Reporting from NOTHING from Lori Benton or any other shitbag attorney representing Monkress at this “nest”.
I almost want to TRIPLE DOG DARE them to send me something.
May 13th, 2013 at 8:10 pm
@376.
Yep.
May 13th, 2013 at 8:13 pm
@383 Green Thumb
Call Jonn and get my number/email & call/email me
May 13th, 2013 at 8:32 pm
@ 383 John has my contact info
May 13th, 2013 at 8:50 pm
@Green Thumb
tawandatawanda13@yahoo.com
May 14th, 2013 at 11:39 am
Been almost a week, and no call or subpoena from our pal Lori yet. Wow, it’s as if she KNOWS her boy is full of shit.
May 14th, 2013 at 9:15 pm
This whole situation is about to get VERY interesting!
May 14th, 2013 at 9:39 pm
@388.
Gave you a shout out.
May 14th, 2013 at 9:44 pm
@389
When???
I missed it!
Can you try again???
May 14th, 2013 at 9:52 pm
@389
Check your email
May 15th, 2013 at 1:45 am
You know we are making waves when reputable reporters start seeking you out!!!
May 15th, 2013 at 10:20 am
@NHSPARKY
Hit me up on email
tawandatawanda13@yahoo.com
May 15th, 2013 at 12:36 pm
Sent.
May 15th, 2013 at 2:48 pm
As bad as his Navy SEAL lies are, can you imagine what lies he would come up with when trying to destroy former employees!!!!
May 15th, 2013 at 3:11 pm
@payback
He has bad mouthed former employee’s????
May 15th, 2013 at 3:15 pm
If that’s the case, he’s opening himself to some SERIOUS legal action, whether true or not.
May 15th, 2013 at 5:31 pm
That’s pretty arrogant of him considering he’s now opened himself up publicly by lying about being a SEAL then lying AGAIN saying he never claimed he was a SEAL….
Even attorneys can’t make the truth go away.
He has been totally discredited
What a douche shitbag
May 15th, 2013 at 11:44 pm
Clown.
May 15th, 2013 at 11:49 pm
Turd Burglar First Class he is, this thread gets more fun to read every day!!
May 16th, 2013 at 1:58 am
I trusted Monkress before he became the owner (after CNI transfered ownership to him in 2009). He leveraged his “special forces/SEAL” unearned credentials to get new business from the federal govt. I am sick to have been working with him and having supporting his lies.
May 16th, 2013 at 2:06 am
@396: as a former APL employee, I can say that just like Pres. Obama, Mr. Monkress would rather blame present or former employees than admit he made a bad decision.
May 16th, 2013 at 8:29 am
May 16, 2013 — Thursday
Michael B. Steinbach
Special Agent in Charge
Miami Division
Federal Bureau of Investigation
16320 NW 2nd Avenue
North Miami Beach, FL 33169
Phone: (305) 944–9101
Fax: (305) 787–6538
E–mail: Miami@ic.fbi.gov
Dear Mr. Steinbach,
In December 2012, “U.S. Navy SEAL Team 4” Imposter Phillip D. Monkress, President and Chief Executive Officer of All Points Logistics, LLC, initiated a campaign to cover up the fact that he had for years represented himself as a former U.S. Navy SEAL.
According to details filed on May 1, 2013, with the Florida Secretary of State, All Points Logistics, LLC (2323 S. Washington Avenue, Suite 215, Titusville, FL 32780):
Phillip D. Monkress (2323 S. Washington Avenue, Suite 215, Titusville, FL 32780) is Managing Member
Thomas C. Feeney (28 W. Central Boulevard, Suite 400, Orlando, FL 32801) is current registered agent.
In his cover-up campaign, “U.S. Navy SEAL Team 4” Imposter Phillip D. Monkress engaged staff members of the Small Business Development Center at Brevard Community College in Melbourne, Florida.
According to Brevard.CC.fl.us/academics/workforcetrainingandcertifications/sbdc/ on May 16, 2013, the “The Small Business Development Center (SBDC) is a federally funded organization that offers numerous resources, services, workshops and seminars to small business owners and entrepreneurs in order to help them succeed and grow. As part of the Florida Small Business Development Center Network and as a sub center of the Small Business Development Center of the University of Central Florida, BCC’s SBDC has been actively serving Brevard County since 1990.”
Further, according to All–Points–Logistics.com on May 16, 2013, All Points Logistics, LLC (190 S. Sykes Creek Parkway, Suite 4, Merritt Island, FL 32952) is “2011 NASA Agency–Wide Small Business Subcontractor of the Year Award Winner” and continues with:
“All Points Logistics LLC (APL) is a VA verified service–disabled veteran–owned small business (SDVOSB) with approximately 150 employees. Founded in 1997, APL is headquartered on Merritt Island, FL and has major operations sites in Reston, VA; Atlanta, GA; Huntsville, AL; Houston, TX and Orlando, FL.
“With five primary lines of business–Integrated Logistics, Information Technology, Facilities and Environmental Services Management, Professional, Engineering and Technical Support and Professional Staffing Services–APL is adept at providing technical and management support services to the U.S. Government and its prime contractors. A recognized leader in logistics management, APL is a 2011 Boeing Supplier of the Year, a Boeing Preferred Certified Supplier, 2011 NASA Agency–wide Small Business Subcontractor of the Year and the Motorola Federal Partner of the Year. In addition, APL is one of DHS’ top 50 contractors and was the number two small business in the FirstSource program by volume in 2011, providing the government with quality goods and services at a 100% customer satisfaction rating.
“APL provides a highly qualified team of high–end technology and business consultants focused on bringing demonstrable value to our clients. Our professional service team averages 20 years of information technology and security experience and nearly all possess graduate level degrees. Our team draws their experience from firms such as NASA, Honeywell, Digital Equipment Corporation, KPMG, Merrill Lynch, UNISYS, and the U.S. Government. APL markets and supports various Fortune 2000 corporations, federal and state governments, delivering professional services to Government and commercial customers by providing high quality solutions unique to each customer environment.”
His cover-up campaign is of particular concern as “U.S. Navy SEAL Team 4” Imposter Phillip D. Monkress purports to have “Top Secret Clearances” for his work with numerous U.S. Government agencies.
In the interest of the National Security of the United States, would you please initiate an investigation into the campaign of deceit being conducted by “U.S. Navy SEAL Team 4” Imposter Phillip D. Monkress?
Thank you,
Bill Roth
Special Projects Editor
Brevard Business News, Inc.
(321) 951–7777
BrevardBusinessNews.com
BrevardBusinessNews@earthlink.net
4300 Fortune Place Suite D
West Melbourne FL 32904
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May 16th, 2013 at 8:45 am
Whoa! Tasking the FBI. Phoney Phil is in for one hell of a (well deserved) ride!
May 16th, 2013 at 9:16 am
Yoo-hoo! Lori!! I’m still here, waiting for your call.
May 16th, 2013 at 9:34 pm
@405 NH Sparky
I think the reason you are not hearing anything from Lori Benton/Phil Monkress is:
A. they are to busy looking for a sump pumps large enough to bail their TITANIC situation
B. they are busy making preparations to flee the country
or
C. brain storming COVERUP 3.0
or maybe ALL 3
who knows~!
May 16th, 2013 at 9:42 pm
Sump pumps are WORTHLESS to them, they’re at the bottom of the Marianna trench right now! Making plans to flee the Country? I have no doubt about that.
May 16th, 2013 at 9:54 pm
But maybe, just maybe, former corrupt CONGRESSMAN MR. TOM FEENEY will come in and save the day? He is the registered agent of APL( ALL POINTS LOGISTICS, LLC ) after all.
This shit is better than fiction. You couldn’t make this up!
May 16th, 2013 at 10:46 pm
DAMN! Like I said earlier, this keeps getting juicier every day!
May 16th, 2013 at 11:21 pm
Do you want phone numbers of his close staff members and friends to put the heat on?
May 17th, 2013 at 4:23 am
TO MR.PHIL MONKRESS of ALL POINTS LOGISTICS, LLC,
The tax paying citizens of America want to know WHY your website is MISSING
NATIVE AMERICAN OWNED(CHEROKEE) all of a sudden?
Please answer this question?
May 17th, 2013 at 5:53 am
I think the IRS needs to target this company.
May 17th, 2013 at 8:54 am
The Hits Just Keep On Coming! Checking this thread is one of the high points of my mornings these days.
May 17th, 2013 at 8:57 am
@412, if he bribed(*OOPS*, Donated)enough to B. Hussein Øbama & Co., he may not need to worry about the IRS!
May 17th, 2013 at 4:58 pm
So I’m confused because he has been selling his Native American status since 2009, why would he take that off his website?
Is Phil a fucktard lying POS?
May 17th, 2013 at 5:29 pm
@412
I think all you need for that to happen is start a rumor he’s a tea party conservative. IRS will be all up in his shit.
May 17th, 2013 at 11:14 pm
Lilyea,
I am not sure about our past, but I do not like it now.
I like to classify myself as a VietNam Veteran. I served with the 815th Bn 102nd CS at Camp Dilliard in the Central Highlands. I operate out of Washington DC.
May 17th, 2013 at 11:29 pm
@416, Nik, yeah, I think you’re right, politics means everything to B-Ho & Co!
May 17th, 2013 at 11:44 pm
Manhole Inspector.
May 18th, 2013 at 12:03 am
417, 418, 421 and 422…WTF over?
May 18th, 2013 at 12:29 am
My name is Conrad Hawkins, and I live in Lolo Montana, in the Missoula County. Acording to my carrier records, I did indeed engage in the crime of telephone harrasment to the States of FL and AL, at night , with the intent to annoy, harrass and disturb, 6 persons in other states. My Carrier is Quest, and I did these actions. I have been contacted by the authorites and told to stop.
A reverse trap trace has been made to my person, and I was incited to this crime as to conspiracy by John Lilyea of WV as to commit these acts.
Conrad Hawkins
Ms, MT
May 18th, 2013 at 12:31 am
Hmm, looks like we have some wannabe identity thieves here.
May 18th, 2013 at 12:36 am
I am under investigation. On the John Lilyea blog, I did incite and conspire with others to commit the crime of conspiracy, on BLOG #410 to pass forward the names and numbers of a corporation with the intent to ” Disturb, annoy and harrass”
I broke State Law, and Law enforcement has contacted to me as to my crime to disturb the peace and diginity of others in the Commonwealth or States where they live.
My telephone records confirm this and my direct interaction proves this matter with John Lilyea and Bill Roth.
My address, name , phone number and SSN will be posted soon as to my identity.
I am not sorry for my crime.
I am a coward and now known to Law Enforcement.
AKA Ain’t Scared
May 18th, 2013 at 12:54 am
“He entered the Navy from OKC. If he’s from OK originally, the claim of Native American ancestry is plausible. Many tribes were relocated to reservations in OK during the 1800s. It was formally considered “Indian Territory” until the late 1800s or early 1900s.
Whether it’s true or not is another question.”
My name is AKA Hondo. I am under criminal investigation. On July 15th, 2012, I did make aspersions as to defamation as to character. I have done it multiple times and been at it ever since. I am guilty of conspiracy with John Lilyea, and other parties, for repetitive and sustained actions to unlawfully deprive another of their profession.
I will be indicted soon and my address, birthdate and SSN, as well as my credit records, and my relationships will shortly be published on line.
I have aided and abetted John Lilyea with my Internet IP address scheme to aid him in this conspiracy, an action in my State. My phone records are tied to John Lilyea as is my personal email as to writing him multiple times to commit and perfect Hate Crimes against another, illegal, where I live.
I have serially defamed another or conspired to do so for over a year. My motive as well recorded is malice, and I have written and spoken those words repeatedly, as the worst offender to criminal prosecution as to harm, defame, annoy or disturb another to inflict severe emotional harm and distress, against the peace, dignity of the State where I live, and where I committed these crimes, to another.
I am Hondo and my phone identity and emails exist on John Lilyeas AT&T monthly statement. I have no remorse for my actions.
”
Requirements for tribal membership vary from tribe to tribe. As I recall, it generally doesn’t require 100% NA heritage – some allow membership with substantially less NA ancestry, 25% (or less) if I recall correctly. In OK that’s quite plausible.
No, I’m not defending this ass – claiming SEAL qual and rank you didn’t earn is BS. But he may technically qualify for tribal affiliation – and thus NA Owned Small Business status.
Or he might be lying through his teeth.
May 18th, 2013 at 12:58 am
Someone needs to up his fucking meds.
May 18th, 2013 at 1:00 am
@428
Since when do AT&T monthly statements include emails?
May 18th, 2013 at 1:02 am
My AKA is Icuthere. I too have engaged in civil conspiracy and criminal acts by posting serial untruths in BLOG 138, 148,150, 153, 156, 174, and changing my Internet identity.
I too have engaged in a conspiracy with others to defame and defraud another.
Icuthere.
May 18th, 2013 at 1:04 am
This is all very Barracks Lawyerish…exciting…like watching law and order
May 18th, 2013 at 1:09 am
@432..nah…Law and Order was at least entertaining.
May 18th, 2013 at 1:13 am
I too, under the name of Fjardeson, have violated the Law by posting mutiple comments as to Conspiracy to defame at #188, and recently.
Fjardeson
May 18th, 2013 at 1:15 am
My AKA is Omni. I too have engaged in civil conspiracy and criminal acts by posting serial untruths in BLOG 189, 193,194, and others, changing my Internet identity.
I too have engaged in a conspiracy with others to defame and defraud another.
Omni
May 18th, 2013 at 1:17 am
Funny how you get busted for being a phony SEAL and are now possibly facing criminal charges…and yet persist in your asshattery…
Can’t cure stupid
I’ve always wondered why some people’s brains can’t go “hey this is screwed up maybe I shouldn’t do this”…or “this shit will probably not end well”…yet persist in carrying on
Fat fucking POS Monkress…as GT says…”turd”
May 18th, 2013 at 1:18 am
My AKA is edusmcleg. I too have engaged in civil conspiracy and criminal acts by posting serial untruths in BLOG 186, 180,206, and changing my Internet identity.
I too have engaged in a conspiracy with others to defame and defraud another.
Edusmcleg
May 18th, 2013 at 1:29 am
@438…okay now that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are.
May 18th, 2013 at 1:40 am
All of you are under monitoring by Pen-Link LTD in Lincoln NE, as a Federal Government Contractor as to trap and trace 68516.
Worse news, as the Lawsuits roll out in your jurisdictions, deleting an email or post, under the Guidance ECase software or Access Data FTK tool kits, is another crime.
If you hit “delete”, and we run your hard drive and find it, that in and of itself is conspiracy.
Yup, a good soul turned over Bill Roths and John Lilyeas cell and phone and email records. Thanks Ben, good job.
That is how we located you, but never mind that.
The entire blog hosted from dsl.net has been recorded and saved. The same 1st Amendment Clause you hide under, is the same we will use to prove conspiracy in three states.
The entire blog is recorded. John you are the web Master of record under WordPress who also has been contacted as you are an undesirable user of their license.
Also Google SEO in SF as to your links.
Go ahead and hit the ‘delete” key. Call your attorneys, and verify that action.
Once you hit “delete” you indict yourself.
Lets see if you take as well as you give.
No matter the entire Blog is transferred off of your hosted server.
May 18th, 2013 at 1:42 am
@440
*YAWN*
Your mom’s ass said what?
May 18th, 2013 at 1:42 am
My AKA is A Proud Infidel, and I have voiced my opinion on this site about Monkress and other POS POSERS who have lied about their Military Service to get ahead.
You can’t spell POSER without POS!
May 18th, 2013 at 1:45 am
@440
I God, creator of…well..creation..you know..anyways…do hereby not acknowledge or condone the use of my name or wrath by poster 440. Do to the whole “free will” thing in the bible and what not..I am obliged to wait until 440 has departed to the afterlife to deal with this issue.
In the meantime…keep busting posers TAH. You have my blessing.
Oh..btw..Monkress is a fat, lying, SEAL posing POS…and will be dealt with..in time
May 18th, 2013 at 1:49 am
@443
I got your back Elohim. Standing by to receive the punt.
May 18th, 2013 at 2:01 am
Jonn, feel free to share my email data etc. with Douchenozzle, Inc. I’d be proud to be included in this make-believe lawsuit. I guess I need to say something libelous to make the team so, “Monkress is a known philatelist!”
May 18th, 2013 at 2:06 am
LOL.
Just. Plain. LOL.
May 18th, 2013 at 2:19 am
@447
Now that is some scary sh*t right there
So how exactly did you manage to get access to all of this supposed data without an search warrant?
And knowing more than a thing or three about legal investigations why on earth would any competent investigator post his plans on the same blog he is hoping to bring legal proceedings against
Things that make you go hmmmmm
Little clue…you can string a bunch of $0.50 words together..doesn’t mean they make any sense
May 18th, 2013 at 2:21 am
Well I’m not going to speak for the others, but you’re not even close to my worst nightmare. Then again, I haven’t talked to her in years.
May 18th, 2013 at 2:23 am
“Nothing more to say, you are all on notice. If I hear squeak or any more actions as to call up, harrass, annoy or make any direct contact, as you have, just expect the outline of the Civil and Criminal Code as outlined.”
WTF? Are you drunk? Seriously?
May 18th, 2013 at 2:26 am
“William Blake’s Penis on Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL”
Couldn’t have said it any better myself….
But sadly…I am not the first penis on Phil
May 18th, 2013 at 2:28 am
I’m still waiting for fire and brimstone. Maybe a pillar of salt.
All of this information, assuming it’s even true, really is available via public records search. The rest of it can be easily made up out of thin air. If this were some real high-speed low-drag black-hat type hacking, you’d have had real names for the people you called out.
At best, you’re packet sniffing and tracing. All of which is easy to side step by going through a single proxy server. Three makes is mostly untraceable.
So until we get some seven angels opening seven seals, or a harlot riding a beast, I remain unimpressed.
May 18th, 2013 at 2:33 am
Nik…I think it has passed out for the night
May 18th, 2013 at 2:36 am
Like I said boys, you non-targets, just type away and use your chat room for your own benefit. Say what ever you want… does not matter.
You are marginalized as no one cares.
But you three or four in WV, AL and FL, are going to bleed checks from your savings as you must comply and show up. If not we will get a summary judgment, then lien your house. If you try and hide, under the jurisdiction of WV, FL and AL, we will serve you with motions for debtor interrogatories, and force you to disgorge your financial institutions. If you deny, back to court for contempt, then jail over Civil matters.
If you admit we will enforce our judgments, and bye-bye retirement and shelter.
As to the rest of you ya-hoos, just keep clattering away at your type writers, it does not matter as to anything you say.
The ones we want are the ones that are actionable under the Common Law or Crim Process.
Hey Hondo, run your IP trace, I do not care. You are already over the line and next issue, I will publish the same, your age, location, SSN, your wife, your past, your kids infractions and whatever is held in the legal record, as public.
If you thought about it you already have my identity.
Your worst nightmare
May 18th, 2013 at 2:50 am
See, now dammit, you aren’t even making this interesting.
1) You gave up your best weapon, that of the “OMFG, how did he find that out?” You admitted it was just a public records search. $39.99 says I can do the same thing too, once I’ve got a bit to work from. Less to free if you know where to look for that information.
2) You say you aren’t concerned about anyone else. I’m thinking that’s bullshit. If you were a real investigator with any real authority, you’d snatch up every living soul you can. You’d want to create dissension in the ranks. You’d want to get people to turn on each other. You’d want to question everyone in case somebody has information you don’t have yet, like the person you claim you’re looking for. Maybe the identities of some of the people you don’t have yet.
3) You say you’re going to bleed checks from their savings. You assume too much. There’s more than a few lawyers on this site. Even if they didn’t want to represent Jonn and company, they may be prevailed on for some legal advice.
4) You don’t know your audience and you don’t know the battlefield. You want good men to quit a worthy cause. Do you think you’re the first? Good luck with that. It’s become the poser formula of resistance. Personally, I call it the Poser Shuffle.
And really, cheap theatrics? “Wrath of God”? That sounds like something a 12 year old would write to try to intimidate someone in Call of Duty 2. 1999 called, they want their tactics back.
May 18th, 2013 at 2:57 am
“A number of people have received letters from Monkress’ lawyer. We haven’t got one yet, but so far, the letters have only steeled these fine Americans’ spines.
The only way I’ll give up IP addresses is by court order, and I’m pretty sure that Monkress doesn’t want to go through the discovery process for that.”
Oops
Sorry John, take a hard look at page A-10 on your statement, under (240)-425-7154.
That is conspiracy, and we also have all the IP addresses, your communications, really, just about your whole life.
Remember that pesky delete key. When we get your hardrive and administrator rights to your hosted web site, digital forensics, will prove all.
BTW, your carrier has been called and the General Counsel at your pulpit, will probably cut you off as also undesirable.
Your worst Nightmare.
“watch that pesky delete key– the Legal process is really really hard on evasion or perjury”
May 18th, 2013 at 3:19 am
*BUUUUURRRRP!* Hey, SUE ME, ‘lil Rudy-poo, and if you get anything, I’ll split it with you!! ( Mighty liberal of me, ain’t it?). *YAAAWWWN*.
I can’t wait to see what comes up next on ‘ol monkeyass, this is getting more fun every day!!
May 18th, 2013 at 3:22 am
Sorry Nik,
Not in our sites.
You all just keep blathering on.
Not interested.
Just 4-5 named and action taken. the rest of you are just bugs and of no interest.
Sorry.
May 18th, 2013 at 3:27 am
Sorry is an apt descriptor. This has been a pretty sorry attempt at intimidation.
You got nothing. You’re blathering. You’re trying to scare everyone into complicity by pulling out some public records information. If you had something, you wouldn’t say a word until the hammer dropped. You wouldn’t be telegraphing your play.
So you’ve either got nothing, or you’re mind-blowingly inept.
May 18th, 2013 at 3:36 am
Roth,
BTW, we got to Senator Nelsons Staff with Dan McLaughlin and painted you as a crank. As you know by know the staff is not interested in your calls.
We also reached out to the Agent in Charge and Stienbach is not interested.
We have pretty good reach into all the levers here. As countermeasures, we contacted the entire FL delegation, with your identity, and they won’t take your sad calls either.
Try the IRS, We have pretty good reach there too.
Keep writing those letters from BBN a loal publication of 10,000 that you and Adrienne run.
Can’t belive years ago, that bad people came out and painted swastikas and bad names on your building. BTW the interuption at FL Tech still has a criminal complaint.
But you are wise enough as persona-non-grata to not approach. So old Dogs do learn new tricks!
At 70, why dont you go fishing or find a different hobby?
It seems to me that you and Adrienne have the bulk of your net worth in that newspaper. Hmmm.
Catch up soon
and keep writing those crank letters to our friends
BTW the knock on the door will drag you to County Court.
Best of Luck
May 18th, 2013 at 3:40 am
Nik
For postage of $7 I can send you the Tru-Value Hammer
Watch and learn
See ya
May 18th, 2013 at 3:45 am
Ok, so bluffs and threats don’t work, so you try nonsense?
Watching. Not seeing anything of note.
Frankly you’re starting to get boring.
May 18th, 2013 at 4:49 am
Wow, Monkeysass is one Texas-sized bag of hot air, he sounds like the “jailhouse lawyers” my LEO friends tell me stories about! I can’t wait to see what’s next!!
May 18th, 2013 at 4:53 am
Meh. More of the same.
Maybe a bit more flowery, but think Failbeach with a dictionary.
May 18th, 2013 at 5:23 am
To be clear, in comment 464, I was answering #463′s statement:
I can’t wait to see what’s next!!
Infidel’s statement is way too coherent to be confused with the Bumbling Intimidator, aka Monkeyfucker.
May 18th, 2013 at 5:40 am
It’s all good, Nik, like I said, Monkeysass is acting like the captured perps my LEO friends tell me about. I rode along with on one day, and one freshly “cuffed and stuffed” loser was ranting about how he was going to have my friend’s badge, his lawyer was Johnny Cochran,… Monkeysass’s current rants are parallel with that pattern!
May 18th, 2013 at 5:52 am
You know, if Monkey-ass was an honest person and had truly served with SEAL Team 4 (or any team), he could shut this entire discussion down by proving he completed SEAL training and served with the U.S.Navy SEALS.
So, how about it, asshole, where is the proof of your claims?
Shut down the legal threats and produce the evidence, you jerk. Is the SEAL membership database incorrect? Prove you have been wrongly accused.
May 18th, 2013 at 5:58 am
@464
Roger that, Infidel. I just didn’t want any confusion. Glad it wasn’t taken that way.
It’s kinda sad that Monkeyfucker can’t get his shit together enough to put together a plausible attempt at intimidation. Then again, if he had that sort of intestinal fortitude, maybe he wouldn’t have had to resort to lies and threats.
@465
Mislead, misconstrue and misdirect. These are the way of the poser. He’s proving shit, because he’s got shit.
Again, I fail to be impressed. I’m guessing we’re supposed to be all a-quiver, shaking in our boots like a virgin on her wedding night, when we can easily see shit like it is. Shit. Deserving to be flushed.
May 18th, 2013 at 6:46 am
@461, Fecepost: If he really WAS a former US Navy SEAL, Senior Chief Shipley would have said so without hesitation. I haven’t prowled through his videos lately, has Senior Cief done one busting Monkeyass’s chops?
May 18th, 2013 at 6:56 am
Dude really? Your going to lie more to make up for your other lies. You need to wear a helmet when you ride your motorcycle.
May 18th, 2013 at 6:59 am
A number of comments made last night were obvious cases of impersonation. I’ve modified many of those to indicate their actual source.
Some comments contained excessive PII and were moved to “pending” for Jonn’s attention as site owner. He generally doesn’t allow comments containing home addresses, phone numbers, or similar information.
May 18th, 2013 at 7:29 am
The faux law spewed here was kind of entertaining. All this to detract from Monkress’s pretty obvious lies used to further his business. Yikes.
BTW… It’s called “default judgment,” not summary judgment. Please at least try to get your legal terms correct if you’re going to go down this ridiculous path.
Hondo… Good on you for being the adult in the room.
May 18th, 2013 at 7:38 am
May 18, 2013 — Saturday
The “First Amendment” cuts both ways.
To get to the truth, it must.
Anonymous
May 18, 2013 — Saturday
Dear Mr. Lilyea,
I was alerted to a posting on TAH that I found and did read, but am now no longer able to find same.
Of interest was that the only “fact” in that posting concerning me was my personal bankruptcy of 2003.
The rest may be “fact” but they don’t have a thing to do with me.
I am some 70 years old.
I shouldn’t be hard to find as I have lived in the same townhouse for some 35 years.
And I am an alcoholic, having been dry for some 25 years.
I would therefore request that original posting be reposted.
This isn’t about me: it is about “U.S. Navy SEAL Team 4” Imposter Phillip Dale Monkress and his All Points Logistics LLC.
Thank you,
Bill Roth
Special Projects Editor
Brevard Business News, Inc.
321) 951–7777
BrevardBusinessNews.com
BrevardBusinessNews@earthlink.net
4300 Fortune Place Suite D
West Melbourne FL 32904
May 18th, 2013 at 8:06 am
You mean this limp wristed effort at intimidation was NOT all satire???
May 18th, 2013 at 8:22 am
Sigh…some folks just don’t know when to stop. Still waiting on that call, Lori.
May 18th, 2013 at 8:39 am
Yeah, the dumbassery on this discussion was just the tip of the iceberg last night. Somehow someone hacked my wife’s phone account and started calling her friends with whom she frequently talks and asking for information about me. He also called me and asked if I own guns ostensibly to protect the process server who is coming next week. This person also called someone else who has been feeding us information with the same ploy, but that person filed a police report.
Their research on my background is amateurish, though. Everyone knows that I put TAH HQs on Google Earth because all of these threats I get, I don’t want anyone to say that I’m “hiding” behind a screen. Just about all of his information about me was wrong.
Although I post publicly available information on this blog about various phonies, I always take all due care to avoid posting PII. Last night’s information terrorist posted some of my PII, which is not the same thing that I do here. If they want to post my military record, that’s fine with me, I’m proud of my service, but the rest of that shit was clearly an attempt to intimidate me. But, it has only steeled my resolve to see this through. I have more information on Monkress, some of it is going to bring down the entire company, which is something I’d been trying to avoid because I’ve been out of work for a spell and don’t wish it on anyone, but if this amateur PI wants to play stupid games, he can reap the rewards.
May 18th, 2013 at 8:57 am
Sorry about seeing that and 1-not realizing who exactly it belonged to, 2-not believing anyone would be such a shitbag a to pull something like that. I wasn’t in a position to help alert or call seeing that it was late but for future reference I’ll certainly be as proactive as possible when anything like that gets posted. It’s fucking ON. Any info I can help provide or back up my points on this thread, let me know.
May 18th, 2013 at 9:32 am
Look at the times that he posted.
This dude is tanked.
He must have been upset.
Turd.
May 18th, 2013 at 10:12 am
Jonn, I hope you have contacted the authorities or at least have a private (properly licensed) investagator in your state document and present to local authorities.
May 18th, 2013 at 10:24 am
[...] if you missed the drama last night in the post about Phillip Dale Monkress, you didn’t miss much. A couple of us got phone calls last night threatening that we were [...]
May 18th, 2013 at 10:28 am
Wow! I go away for a while and miss all the fun! And to think I followed my SEAL team off to the base at Sigonella, instead of spending time here with a group of friends and one delusional, paranoid idiot who makes Whipitnflogit seem almost normal.
What did I miss? Jonn, if this clown had someone hack your phone records (illegal, file a complaint) or anyone else’s, you must be scaring the living daylights out of him.
Damn, you’re good!
I’m going to go pick out some nice cigars now.
May 18th, 2013 at 11:24 am
pass the crack pipe to layer moped boy!
May 18th, 2013 at 11:33 am
Me and Nik fought the good fought last night
A apologize to God and Satan (438 and 439) for impersonating them..couldn’t resist
May 18th, 2013 at 11:52 am
Put his company on blast to someone in the powers to be like tbe IRS about bis native american tax exemption. Who knows how long this turd has been scamming tax payers money for bogus exemption s?
May 18th, 2013 at 12:03 pm
I wrote to Monkress’ attorney. I find it odd they are threatening everyone under the sun, except the attorney that will be representing Jonn if/when this goes to trial.
Nonetheless, come on Monkress, I am feeling left out. Start including me as well.
May 18th, 2013 at 12:34 pm
@479
I figured you were going to represent Jonn if anything happens, but I couldn’t swear to it, so I didn’t say anything.
Meh. It was mildly entertaining and sorta amusing, but that’s about it. The idea that someone gets paid to be that inept was kinda depressing later on.
May 18th, 2013 at 1:56 pm
This reminds me of the story of Julius Caesar. Kinda funny he fears all of us out here on “the outside”.
May 18th, 2013 at 1:56 pm
Here I took my wife to a movie last night when we could have stayed home and saved money for the same entertainment. I’d definitely look into filing charges for the phone hack, though. Otherwise, looking forward to seeing more stupid games that reap stupid rewards.
May 18th, 2013 at 2:44 pm
Hey, anything I can do to pitch in other than “jabbing” him? I found something about APL on ripoffreport.com , Kinda vague and it doesn’t mention monkeyass, but hey, that turd HAS buried himself nicely!
May 18th, 2013 at 5:23 pm
This guy is a disgrace to both the world of veterans and the MC world. He would not make the cut in my Club
May 18th, 2013 at 7:09 pm
I’m just waiting for Monday to see how TPTB are gonna spin this one. Again, amazing that I’ve yet to hear from this fine upstanding “lawer” or threatened with libelslander.
This guy has gone full retard.
May 18th, 2013 at 9:38 pm
I can’t wait to see the next round of stupid from Monkeyass & Co. HEEEEERE, DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY!!…..
May 18th, 2013 at 10:15 pm
Angry Crickets.
May 18th, 2013 at 10:20 pm
That there was some down right funny, prime shit! So, this piece of crap and its lady lawyer wanna play handball against the curb. Lilyea, TSO get lil ms. webgeek to check this site for “wire shark”, or any other sniffer prog connections, most likely it’ll be connected on ports 80-8080 tcp (most likely), check the udp ports and there’s one other set that escapes me right at the moment.
May 18th, 2013 at 10:21 pm
BRB on my other box….
May 18th, 2013 at 10:39 pm
I checked my security history log for today.
Is this what you’re talking about, Streetsweeper?
Category: Firewall – Activities
Date & Time,Risk,Activity,Status,Recommended Action,Category
5/18/2013 7:12:41 PM,Info,”Unused port blocking has blocked communications. Inbound TCP connection from 60.173.11.85, local service Port http-proxy(8080) .”,Detected,No Action Required,Firewall – Activities
Unused port blocking has blocked communications. Inbound TCP connection. Remote address,local service is (60.173.11.85, Port http-proxy(8080) ).
It’s nice that it gives the IP address, isn’t it?
May 18th, 2013 at 10:53 pm
Ethics.
May 18th, 2013 at 10:54 pm
the posting ID above is my new business venture. Usage of the name “ranger” and “service” are not to be conscrewed, mis-conscrewed or otherwise confused or alluding connection to or affiliation with A) the US Army, US Army Ranger Regiment and or designated operational units, B) the Texas Rangers, professional baseball team and or its affiliates, C) The State of Texas, Texas Department of Public Safety, Texas Ranger Division and or other governmental agency or branch there of.
ps: this is my other box.
May 18th, 2013 at 10:58 pm
Looks like your firewall is working fine, PH. However, I was informing Jonn & TSO to have their hosting service check this website for those connections that “wire shark” and other sniffer prog’s use to sniff out traffic to and from their site.
May 18th, 2013 at 11:00 pm
okay, back on the other box! Don’t panic for crying out loud, lol.
May 18th, 2013 at 11:02 pm
Yes ma’am, it is nice it gives an address, lol.
May 18th, 2013 at 11:09 pm
Bottoms Up, Phil.
Probably used to that, turd.
Clown.
May 18th, 2013 at 11:16 pm
Phil:
Lick my Ballsack.
Oh Yeah, Phil.
Good effort.
Shitbag.
May 18th, 2013 at 11:27 pm
This guy is getting FAR too much attention.
Not the good kind.
May 18th, 2013 at 11:41 pm
lol
May 19th, 2013 at 12:15 am
GT
I think you should call him and personally deliver that invitation, ya’ know keep it professional
May 20th, 2013 at 9:56 am
@430-I do computer and transactional security for a living. Please give me a reason to get the FBI or the Secret Service involved for impersonation, wire fraud or identity theft. (Thanks TAH for the “same ip address as…” headers)
May 20th, 2013 at 10:26 am
I go away for the weekend and miss all the fun.
May 20th, 2013 at 1:19 pm
This guy is OTF.
What a loser.
May 20th, 2013 at 3:47 pm
So I’m pretty confident that he’s full of smoke…. People who usually engage in scare/intimidation tactics have NOTHING but that…
What a loser
May 20th, 2013 at 7:31 pm
So, it’s quite apparent to me that somebody was drinking.
1. They tried to incite panic. This ain’t exactly the place to hope to scare someone with “lawer” threats.
2. WTF did they think was going to happen? Monday’s here. Shouldn’t like, half the user base be in custody by now? Did they think we were just going to forget about the whole shitfest Friday night?
So, by my math, 1 + 2 = 12, as in a 12-pack, as in the approximate volume of beer needed to prompt someone to spew forth this amount of stupid.
May 20th, 2013 at 9:01 pm
Phil?
May 20th, 2013 at 9:40 pm
Try 12+ crown & cokes
Beer isn’t his thing
May 20th, 2013 at 10:57 pm
The only “12″ this guy knows is the 12″ he is working.
Turd.
May 21st, 2013 at 11:17 am
So, last night’s strategy was to clone email addresses and try fishing for intel. What a moron.
By the way, I see someone from the Brevard County School System visited the blog searching on Monkress’ name.
May 21st, 2013 at 11:22 am
#507, more like 12 oz. of wine cooler, the choice of rump rangers like Mailbitch!!
May 21st, 2013 at 11:23 am
I do believe I have had MRE farts that were more worrisome than this guy.
I keep getting the image of Wile E Coyote with an Acme computer trying to fish for the roadrunners location for some reason.
May 21st, 2013 at 11:54 am
#509
I’m sure lots of people in brevard county know about Phil’s actions and I’m sure they are giggling their ass’s off right now!!!!
The word is spreading
Keep up the good work
May 21st, 2013 at 11:59 am
So, he’s a former DS, runs an IT firm, and the best that he can do with a computer is clone some e-mail addresses? It’s no wonder why he has to rely on his Native American Disabled Serviceman scheme to get contracts.
May 21st, 2013 at 12:24 pm
@Robot Wrangler – you owe me another Coke, mine just went all over the place.
May 21st, 2013 at 12:25 pm
Bobo…I was thinking the same thing. Then again, knowing what the DS’s did when I was on radcon duty (Proteus and Holland) it wouldn’t surprise me if he figured he could sit on his laurels, flash some “Navy cred” and figured the cash would come pouring in.
Oh, he’s not doing the “grunt” work, either. He’s just the front guy–a very slick, lying-his-ass-off-poser figurehead.
May 21st, 2013 at 12:34 pm
Word has it that he is making false enforcement claims.
May 21st, 2013 at 1:14 pm
Actual footage of Phil being wounded in the line of duty!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9F1SUkymcw
May 21st, 2013 at 1:56 pm
@514 Sorry bout that
May 21st, 2013 at 2:03 pm
@516.
Law enforcement claims.
With his impending court date around the corner the local press should be notified to include the prosecutor or local law enforcement.
That would be funny!
May 21st, 2013 at 2:10 pm
It sounds like he HAD one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel, but that was then, this is now. He’s slipped on the peel, tumbled ass over teakettle into the grave, and every day he’s digging himself deeper as fast as he can! As for his computer savvy, I picture him as having about half the brains or competence of either Beavis or Butthead!
May 21st, 2013 at 2:15 pm
Beavis and or Butthead shouldnt be insulted like that. Even amoeba have more smarts and a better grasp on ethics than this gonad gremlin.
May 21st, 2013 at 2:21 pm
So, he’s a former DS, runs an IT firm, and the best that he can do with a computer is clone some e-mail addresses? I
Uh-huh. But I think you misspelled the type of firm this fartcatcher is running. It’s not an IT firm, it’s a SHIT firm.
May 21st, 2013 at 4:19 pm
I have to ask with all the lawyers out there, if a company lies about being a Native American owned and they are not and have won contract(s) is this a federal crime?? And if a company lies about former employees as part of top secret clearance investigations would that be a crime as well???
May 21st, 2013 at 4:22 pm
NHSparky; check your FB messages
May 21st, 2013 at 6:06 pm
Monkress is a turd that seems to be avoiding hard questions.
May 21st, 2013 at 6:16 pm
@521, RW, I stand corrected. A toadstool growing out of a cow patty in a pasture has far more brains, common sense, respectability, and competence than Monkeyass, and I have at least a million times more respect for said toadstool than I do for that poodle turd!
May 21st, 2013 at 7:46 pm
“Philoneous” Phil Monkress.
or
Phil “My Ballsack” Monkress.
Take your pick.
May 21st, 2013 at 8:07 pm
@520 that’s some funny S@#T right there!
@523 I’m not a lawyer, but most of those documents you are attesting to the truth thus at least fraud and the return of the money could be executed as it was obtained in falsehood.
And as for Monkress, he lacks something everyone on this website has .. class
’nuff said
May 21st, 2013 at 8:15 pm
I just re-read several of his late night drunken comments.
I mean, what a fucking stooge this clown is…
May 21st, 2013 at 8:32 pm
Thanks, Jonn–problem solved, problem staying solved.
Does this fucker really want to go there?
May 21st, 2013 at 8:35 pm
Sparky…
Yes, yes he does…
May 21st, 2013 at 8:39 pm
Okay. I guess if he’s going down, might as well be for a fox instead of a lamb, to borrow the phrase.
May 21st, 2013 at 8:42 pm
@532
Kind of like that old juggler’s saying, “If you’re going to drop a ball, DROP the ball”?
I wager ole Monkress knows a thing or two about handling a lot of balls.
May 22nd, 2013 at 1:27 am
This guy claims to be a “good friend” of Monkeyass.
Birds of a feather or insanity flocks together??
http://www.9news.com/news/article/322188/339/Man-accused-of-threatening-lawmaker-in-court
May 22nd, 2013 at 1:44 am
@528. At best, Monkeyass mentally lives in Disney’s Fantasy Land or Florida’s space coast, cocaine-induced delusional world of self-aggrandizement. He is no more a SEAL than Mickey Mouse. More like a good sized turd.
May 22nd, 2013 at 1:44 am
@528. At best, Monkeyass mentally lives in Disney’s Fantasy Land or Florida’s space coast, cocaine-induced delusional world of self-aggrandizement. He is no more a SEAL than Mickey Mouse. More like a good sized turd.
May 22nd, 2013 at 1:49 am
@528. At best, Monkeyass mentally lives in Disney’s Fantasy Land or Florida’s space coast, cocaine-induced delusional world of self-aggrandizement. He is no more a SEAL than Mickey Mouse. More like a good sized turd.
May 22nd, 2013 at 1:59 am
@528. At best, Monkeyass mentally lives in Disney’s Fantasy Land or Florida’s space coast, cocaine-induced delusional world of self-aggrandizement. He is no more a SEAL than Mickey Mouse. More like a good sized turd.
May 22nd, 2013 at 3:15 am
@ Green Thumb
“Philoneous” Phil Monkress.
That’s not a bad moniker. And now I know you listen to NPR…
May 22nd, 2013 at 9:50 am
More like “felonious.”
May 22nd, 2013 at 10:29 am
@540.
That was the pun.
May 22nd, 2013 at 7:34 pm
Coward shitbag.
May 22nd, 2013 at 7:38 pm
national@usmvmc.org
Let the national chapter know he (SEAL Phil) is a fraud.
The local chapter does not care.
I have never seen a pussy MC club until now.
Turds.
May 22nd, 2013 at 7:47 pm
I’ve written to the national, too. Someone called and asked me to take down the name of the club, that they were going to handle Monkress locally. So I took the name of the club off of the blog. But then they did nothing, so, I put it back. All I’ve heard back from national is crickets. Fucknuts.
May 22nd, 2013 at 9:24 pm
Madison AL,Mineral WV and Marion IN. A tri-fecta!
Let’s see what your local peers think about your speech, and actions….
May 22nd, 2013 at 9:29 pm
That’s it?
May 22nd, 2013 at 9:32 pm
The second number doesn’t exist. Amazing.
May 22nd, 2013 at 9:36 pm
Phil “My spunk hole” Monkress.
May 22nd, 2013 at 9:52 pm
Anyone care to decipher Comment #545
May 22nd, 2013 at 10:08 pm
Oh man, each poser POS thread gets better and better! I want some lawer threats too!!! In a matter of a week, I’ve probably killed off 10+ hours of pure enjoyment reading all these….
Please keep it going Monkress… I’ve got my popcorn and ready for more!!!
Damn, I love this shit!
May 22nd, 2013 at 10:10 pm
Southern Class: My guess would be another rather feeble attempt to intimidate by another sock puppet.
May 22nd, 2013 at 10:23 pm
It’s gonna be interesting when the new Stolen Valor act goes through. Just sayin’.
May 22nd, 2013 at 11:49 pm
When are these retard “muscle” posters gonna get it??? WE AIN’T SCARED & you just look like a total douche minion posting shit.
Quit being a shit covered tool
May 23rd, 2013 at 12:35 am
Monkeyass Fraud and his drunk, cocaine biker friends in Florida and Huntsville, AL are delusional. How can his friends, Boeing, Jacobs Technologies, and government contracting officers continue to support a liar and fool and how can any attorney with any level of intelligence defend a lying ass drunk, cocaine-sniffing, crotch licking dumb ass?
May 23rd, 2013 at 12:45 am
STOLEN VALOR PASSED!!!!
May 23rd, 2013 at 1:06 am
Monkress can’t circle the wagons any tighter. When you have lied about being a SEAL as long as he has and benefitted financially from it without any guilt what can happen next? His biker friends and customers have heard his propoganda BS so many times, they still believe him. Like lemmings into the sea.
May 23rd, 2013 at 1:09 am
Karma coming fast,monkeyass. I am betting that the new Stolen Valor Act be signed into law on Memorial Day or soon after. Be afraid very afraid, Joe PS How counts could be charged with ? I think at least four. Joe
May 23rd, 2013 at 1:34 am
You know as being fairly new to TAH I just feel like you’ve not arrived or been truly accepted until you’ve been 1) Threatened with a law suit 2) Had a Sock puppet impersonate you. 3) Told you’re a big meanie with no life.
It never fails every thread about these losers is almost the same, it’s like they share a script and pass it around to the new members. I wonder if they have a secret handshake too.
May 23rd, 2013 at 6:39 am
As for #545, I’m betting it was monkeyass after a sniffing a tube of glue and a can of spray paint!
May 23rd, 2013 at 7:28 am
“The company was founded in 1997 and is based in Merritt Island, Florida. It has additional locations in Huntsville, Alabama; and Oakwood, Georgia. All Points Logistics, LLC operates as a subsidiary of Chickasaw Nation Industries, Inc.”
http://www.insideview.com/directory/all-points-logistics-llc
May 23rd, 2013 at 7:44 am
@544…fucknuts? Aw, shit, Monkeyass–ya’ll done pissed off Jonn now.
Well, actually, you’ve pissed off a lot of people here, not to mention committing several felonies, etc., which one can only hope will land you in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for a good while to mull over the series of poor life choices you’ve made.
As I’ve noted before, we’ll bust each other’s balls, but when you cross that line, Phil, you just brought a whole shitload of ordnance to bear on your pathetic little life.
To paraphrase The Big Lebowski, “Phil, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.”
May 23rd, 2013 at 7:57 am
Monkeyass defines the term “blowhard”. Also: “colossal bore”.
Too early, no caffeine.
May 23rd, 2013 at 8:51 am
Uh-oh, TSO got the real ID for fucknugget, the brave anonymous poster. It’s Hammer time.
May 23rd, 2013 at 9:08 am
Love it when a plan comes together.
May 23rd, 2013 at 9:24 am
I feel better already.
May 23rd, 2013 at 9:25 am
WOW! For a while there I thought we needed a score card or some other method of keeping track of the pendulum swings going on with this thread but in hindsight it was what everyone thought all along.
May 23rd, 2013 at 9:34 am
Message to Jonn Lilyea & Co.:ROUNDS ON TARGET, FIRE FOR EFFECT!!
That’s how I see it, I can’t wait to see what stupid statement Monkeyass will make or what stupid stunt he’ll pull next, keep ‘em coming, this gets better every day!!
May 23rd, 2013 at 9:49 am
I will lend you my kitchen meat war hammer, Jonn.
It has spikes on one side.
May 23rd, 2013 at 9:53 am
Now let’s say it’s signed into law on 31 MAY 13. All the other stuff Monkress and his witless minions have done don’t really count. Can’t be busted for doing something against the law if you do it before it’s against the law.
However, I don’t think Monkeyfucker is smart enough to stop doing it. And really, how would it look to his “business partners” if he suddenly stops claiming honors he didn’t earn?
No, I think he’ll try to bluff his way through this.
And I think he’ll fail.
May 23rd, 2013 at 9:55 am
@569–SV Act is the least of his worries, Nik. I’ll just leave it at that.
May 23rd, 2013 at 9:57 am
Florida has a plethora of Veteran Motorcycle clubs. And they pretty much party and socialize together. I am letting those that I know of see what is amongst them.
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:04 am
I believe Phil is avoiding people.
Loser.
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:21 am
I am looking forward to the summary of the behind-the-scenes goings-on in this crazed monkey matter. The summary itself will probably rival War and Peace in length but I have more than an inkling that it will well worth the wait.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:13 am
Air Cav–you make the hors d’oeuvres (that’s snack or appetizers for you knuckle-draggers.) I’ll bring the beer.
Dis gun b gud.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:20 am
Y’all holler at me if you ever come to my neck of the woods in NW Florida, (the LA, Lower Alabama part of the State) and I’ll fire up the hibachi & put some ice in the beer coolers before we enjoy the show!!
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:34 am
@570
You’re closer to the situation than I am. I’m just standing here with my beer and popcorn waiting for the main event to start.
May 23rd, 2013 at 1:16 pm
Proud – I’ll be up there in July. Does that go for noobs also? (joking)
May 23rd, 2013 at 5:40 pm
@Valkyrie – this was the first thread I was ever sock puppeted in too. Jonn changed the name on the sock puppet’s post from Fjardeson to “Using The Same IP Address As…” I had a good laugh.
May 23rd, 2013 at 6:17 pm
Valkyrie, Proud Infidel and I are relatively close together, come on up but see that I know you are coming and we can grab a couple more commenters from our area and have the first ever TAH FL Panhandle convention.
May 23rd, 2013 at 7:27 pm
At the core of it, hes just a pussy, regular ol vagina.
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:04 pm
Jonn Lilyea #563- Go right ahead. Lets see your hammer, you small minded, little man, living in the woods, in a hardscrabble home, with no distinguishing life, wealth, equity or title.
Your Tin trumpet, that provides you the sustenance of hate, bathing over you from your video screen in a dirt County Road in Appalachia is going to be taken away.
Living on Government checks, with no clear retirement, 57, bearded, medium build, parents gone, and no further brood, your life is consumed in the petty power of condemning others from afar over the ether.
At the end of the day, when all settled, you will be exactly back where you started, at nothing, echoing your upbringing in Oswego NY. Flights to VT gained little, and you wasted your life in meaningless jobs at NARA and Walter Reed, until you found your mentor that taught you the Internet Blog practice, as to self elevation. Attempting interest or following, you clack on your keyboard alone, scheming up thoughts that your one societal rank as to your mediocre military service might be tarnished by another.
Just a middling, sub-par, drifting life anchored now in petty imaginary battles with your Dell Computer, as your gun. Shy by nature, marked poor relationships with others and a serial disdain for responsibility, your a legend in your own mind. Having made one small mark in the past 5 years efforts, by inciting the blue collar lower tier of society that sought something by military service.
Sued over money by others by abuse of petty credit, your landmark legal decision is being a judgment debtor to Sears and Roebuck.
You and your buddy in another small town in the mid-West are
a duke or junior prince of the unhinged, the uneducated, the poor or non-gifted, you are lifted up into your self-appointed police duties of the mob, by a constant stream of bile and venom.
Your existance, on the fringe of the Internet is not remarkable, or memorable. You will be relegated to the footnotes of a college students undergraduate paper on the 21st century, as to aberrants on the communication media at the time.
Practicing your hobby and habits, you will drift into your 60′s powerless, broke, little remembered or thought of but by ill repute and a string of Court battles that will mark you as a crank, that will leave you in debt, frustrated, old and alone. As life goes you will be drawn to the VA center in Martinsburg, as to healthcare as you operate your 10 year old Chevy.
Can you see me, Jonn? Do you know my name? I am one of a parade of social betters in your hapless existance. Now 57, you would rather throw rocks and pebbles at strangers and head into the class of the street people that mutter to themselves as properly institutionalized, but really just at the fringe of tolerance. A passing bum with guttural speech, out on the street.
Do you know me?
I am general Society, that scorns, mutes and ostracizes lifes losers, like you in your pitiful little life in the poorest of situations in Mineral County, West Virginia.
The unintended consequence of Moores Law and DARPA nodes, gave you a small little placard, on the worst streets of the Internet waving it frantically to seek attention. Look at me! Look at my words!
I don’t have to do anything. You are marginalized from the mainstream as to how you spend your time, mocking, attacking and scorning strangers from your legacy of obsessively pouring over others lives and attempting elevation by diminishing your fellow man.
A very old story…
Do you know me?
I am Society, your judge, as to the legacy of your bitter,divisive words derived from twisted thoughts about self.
See Ya…. try a better mirror or at least a book on anything uplifting, you scarred little man.
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:17 pm
Dude above me is a major turd.
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:28 pm
Damn, here it goes again. Jonn, I guess your 20 years of service don’t mean shit… But then again, you didn’t have to lie about it like a pussy like someone else did.
Okay, making popcorn now… LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:28 pm
Dude above GT is a major chode-licker, and an indiscriminate chode-licker at that. Got a chode? Want it licked? See that guy.
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:29 pm
I think it’s safe to assume that Phil Monkress has officially become unglued over his inability to perpetuate his lies and faux service, can’t accept that his own service was mundane, can’t face the fact that his life is built from a lie, and can’t accept that he is being completely bested by Jonn, a man I’ve never met but respect immensely.
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:30 pm
Well said JAGC!
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:54 pm
@581 – Judgment Day, you need to learn to pick on someone your own size, like me.
How can I describe the twaddle you cranked out as anything other than a noisy, disorganized attempt at mind-fucking, with no results beyond the scorn you received in response.
There are minions and then, there are friends.
Jonn has friends.
You don’t even have minions.
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:56 pm
Or cinnaminions, either.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:04 pm
@587
How can I describe the twaddle you cranked out as anything other than a noisy, disorganized attempt at mind-fucking, with no results beyond the scorn you received in response.
Ex-, you’re a smart person. Probably smarter than I. If you can’t find the words to describe it, I won’t even try.
I’ll just pray he never puts down the crack-pipe because this shit is entertaining.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:13 pm
“581 has won the coin toss & has elected to receive”
“Roger”
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:19 pm
@589 – Nik, it reads as though it were written by someone using a thesaurus and maybe a rhyming dictionary, trying to mimic a speech out of the PBS series “Elizabeth R” from the 1970s: I am a tanner and a tinsmith, a merchant and a glovemaker, etc.
It is a poor attempt at disguising oneself, almost incoherent in its lack of context, there is no proper use of punctuation and some of those sentences just don’t make any sense.
Moore’s law and DARPA? DARPA says that Moore’s law isn’t fast enough in increasing the number of transistors that can fit on a piece of silicon (18 to 24 every month). DARPA has, therefore, been thumbing its collective nose at Moore’s law and handing out grants to tech firms to find a breakthrough into exascale computing. So the use of this phrase: “the unintended consequence of Moore’s law and DARPA nodes” doesn’t make any sense.
It’s gobbledegook, as is almost all of what was written in entry #581.
But, you’re right: it is very entertaining.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:23 pm
#581 is bellowing like the stuck bull at the slaughter house. Nothing of substance, just noise and gas. Some people wouldn’t step off a sinking ship if it was at the dock. Screw him and his bunk buddy Phillip Dale Monkress.
There’s one more google hit for you Monkeyass, courtesy of your buddy up at comment #581. His bloviating deserves reply, and since he is obviously in support of your asshattery, it is only fair to place your name on my comment. Send some more here and I will reply to their comments as well.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:25 pm
Wow PH2… And that is why I was a MM2…. Because I didn’t follow a thing you said… But damn, you sounded so smart!
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:28 pm
I’m sorry, Rob, was not trying to confuse anyone. Just warming up for the potential verbal battle ahead.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:31 pm
I have been an admirer, since I was 7 and discovered a copy of his complete works, of the Bard’s ability to turn ordinary words into scathing insults.
It is a skill devoutly to be sought.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:37 pm
Even if everything else the asshat said was true – and only a fool would believe in receiving truth from someone who sticks up for proven liars – honorable service has an intrinsic value of its own, that stands above the judgements of “society” and “social betters,” especially those of us who did not serve. Consider the source.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:43 pm
@581
On behalf of the TAH community and every decent human being on the planet, KINDLY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:52 pm
And one more thing, 581…
Don’t you ever, EVER make military service into some asshatery bullshit you think only the blue collar people would do.
Each of us, no matter what background we had, did it for our reasons, for our country, for our families, our loved ones and our selfless desire to be better for the sake of others, putting ourselves at great risk, physically and mentally, but for something much bigger than ourselves. That is something you never will ever comprehend.
I don’t put you in the turd powder category, not a crapweasel, not even Soup Sandwich or any other poser, whiner or POS that has disgraced us and our country and the sacrifices we gave so others, including you, may enjoy life to its fullest. But you don’t know how because…
You are nothing.
And you will always be nothing.
May 24th, 2013 at 12:06 am
PH2, you got the lead in the war with words… I’ve got my dictionary ready to go to help with the interpretation, and the popcorn ready to eat!
May 24th, 2013 at 12:20 am
@598
A shrink would call it “projection”. He’s putting on us the inadequacies he sees in himself.
I had a company First Shirt who said something like, “You hate in other people what you do”. And he was right. I hated seeing things in other people that I saw, and disliked in myself.
He tries impressing us with words he barely understands. That much is pretty clear in his writing style, or rather the glorious lack of style. Yet he says we’re the stupid ones.
He’s defending a liar (or defending himself, whichever), with lies, half-truths and misdirection. Yet he alleges we’re the ones who are dishonest.
He harps on and on about how we’re supposedly so “blue-collar”, as if that were something to be ashamed of, but doesn’t show any of the style, breeding or class you’d expect of someone who is supposed to be one of our “betters”.
He belittles military service because he knows the most meaningful service he has ever rendered was on his knees in a back alley to some trucker who paid his bar tab.
If this website was so “inconsequential”, if these were such “imaginary battles”, if TAH was soooo outside the mainstream (wait, didn’t they just send the SV2013 act to the President?) then why waste the calories? Why wouldn’t this Fucktardosarus Rex move on? Incidentally, Alexa rates TAH as 38,089th in the US and 162,679th globally. That doesn’t sound like much until you realize just how many websites there are on the planet.
So, what I expect is going to happen is Captain Shithead will come back with something trying to play it off. Probably sarcasm related to my post. Certainly he’ll tell us that we don’t matter, he’s got bigger fish to fry. He’ll also try to act like he’s some brilliant puppetmaster pulling our strings and making us respond to him. Maybe he’ll claim it’s some game.
It’s typical 13 year old internet troll behavior and only remarkable in how blindingly transparent it is.
But I would ask the supposed puppetmaster this: Why? Why do you come back here? Nothing happens but you get your virtual ass-kicked.
There’s a joke about a hunter. He goes out to the woods to go hunting. A bear finds him and rapes him. Next day, the hunter goes out and the same thing happens. The next day, the hunter goes out and right before the bear attacks him, he says “You aren’t here for the hunting, are you?”
I think there’s such a deep self-loathing involved in this guy’s psyche he can’t help himself. Something so broke in his head that he wants to get beat down by men and women who have proven they’re so far above him, so much more honorable and admirable than he is.
I’m guessing Daddy hit him a lot and then told him he loved him.
May 24th, 2013 at 12:25 am
Rob, thanks for your support. I will endeavor to persevere.
I see that our poster at #581, who posted at 9:04PM my time, hasn’t returned and probably won’t. Most likely, that’s a one-trick pony at work, and he’s trying to come up with something clever, because he isn’t. It’s a shame that Spiffy went nasty at the end. He usually made sense, no matter how obnoxious he was.
So I’m heading off to my tent on the Plains of Pellucidar, where I will sleep soundly under the hurtling moons of Barsoom. (Yes, it is a reference to John Carter of Mars.)
Buona notte!
May 24th, 2013 at 12:35 am
@#581: what the FUCK am I reading?! Oh, if you’re gonna have a go (quite a feeble one at that, I must say) at appearing omnipotent, especially on the internet, at least use SPELLCHECK. You’ll look like less of a retard, if that’s even remotely possible for you. Dumbass.
May 24th, 2013 at 1:41 am
@ #581: You mouth breathing shit sipper. Your over dramatic attempt at creative writing sounds like something a whiny high school goth kid would write in their daily journal. Someone should go ahead and put a jockstrap over your head because you are being a dick to the English language.
May 24th, 2013 at 2:03 am
Judgement day:
Why do you care so much?
May 24th, 2013 at 2:14 am
581 sounds like a despondent Macbeth. Very sad.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomorrow_and_tomorrow_and_tomorrow
May 24th, 2013 at 2:43 am
#581,A person who says they are the better of other people are never. They are on a ego trip and in their head feel inferior. Joe
May 24th, 2013 at 3:03 am
@581: “I’m JD’s destroyed self-esteem”
I was going to insult you but better men and women have done so already, so I’ll just leave you with an “I’m sorry you get to be yourself”
May 24th, 2013 at 3:17 am
@607
When he was born, his parent’s weren’t issued a birth certificate. They were given a letter of apology from the condom factory.
May 24th, 2013 at 3:26 am
@581 “by inciting the blue collar lower tier of society that sought something by military service.” The only thing I sought from my military service was the pride my generations had before me from their service. Blue collar. There are a lot of descriptions of what a grunt is. Perhaps blue collar is among them. We did the lowest of the low, the dirtiest, the hardest, that had to be done, with the highest of pride. If serving my country and the grunt to my left and right is blue collar then that’s fine with me. I have been and will be called much worse. I did leave the military to an average, accomplished, blue collar life. Raising a family and providing for them. So I guess the blue collars, like professional NCO’s do keep the wheels of the military and society turning. I am proud to have been part of both. We need lawyers and bean counters and managers at executive levels. But nothing happens till a blue collar guy opens a tool box. Nothing is accomplished in the field until a grunt, picks up his weapon, rucks up, and heads out to God knows where ever some manager or politician has ordered them to go. So @581, Ex-PH2 summed you up best for the rest of us. You are trying to mentally masterbate yourself but I bet you are frustrated. Reading your post tells me neither side of your brain is working well at the task. I believe you are Monkrees or Monkrees looking over the shoulder of the person typing. I only hope the right person in congress will put their teeth in the info about you. Or the right person at one of your government contracts. I hope they do and determine you have made false and fraudulent claims and therefore why are you still in the contractor pool. You could have let this go a long time ago. You made this bigger, not Jonn or TAH. But you. So you will get the consequences. I hope they are as bad as you deserve.
May 24th, 2013 at 5:48 am
Dunno why, but something is telling me this could be another of our favorite peckerwood fans, Jonathan Dewald. You did very well, Ex-PH2! HOOAH, ma’am! Haven’t since a bitch slapping like the one you gave to ol #581 in a few years. lmao!
May 24th, 2013 at 6:00 am
I just read this and thought it might be of interest to The Readership.
FLORIDA TODAY
Friday, May 24, 2013
Front Page
Local man pleads in NASA fraud case
Merritt Island defendant 8th to admit role in $30 million scheme to defraud agency
By Matthew Barakat
Associated Press
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — A Merritt Island man pleaded guilty Thursday to his role in a $30 million fraud and bribery scheme that duped NASA into awarding contracts to companies that falsely claimed eligibility for preferences granted to minorityowned businesses.
Michael Dunkel, 59, pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court in Alexandria to fraud for illegally receiving more than $4.4 million in government payments. Dunkel falsely claimed he was an employee of an Arlington-based company that received contract preferences through a Small Business Administration program.
In reality, Dunkel simply paid a kickback to the Arlington company so it would pass the work through to him.
As it turned out, the Arlington company, Security Assistance Corp., was not even eligible for the SBA preferences anyway. The company’s figurehead CEO, Dawn Hamilton, pleaded guilty in March to $30 million in contract fraud, admitting that she was awarded NASA security contracts under the SBA program even though her company was truly controlled by another man, Keith Hedman, who was not eligible for the SBA preferences that are granted to small, disadvantaged businesses.
Both Hamilton and Hedman have already pleaded guilty and await sentencing.
Court records show the scheme ran from 2005, when Dunkel was introduced to Hedman, through 2012, when federal agents raided the companies’ offices.
Dunkel was the eighth defendant to plead guilty in the case.
Previous guilty pleas include that of former Homeland Security regional director Derek Matthews of Harwood, Md., who took $12,500 in bribes in exchange for inside information to help the companies controlled by Hedman.
The SBA program, known as the 8(a) program, has been under scrutiny in recent years. Audits by the Government Accountability Office (GAO), Congress’ investigative arm, found 14 firms that received $325 million in contracts through fraud or abuse of the system.
Regarding the cluster of cases being prosecuted in Alexandria, the SBA says it last month took action to bar the companies and individuals involved from gaining any future contracts, though the companies could become eligible again if they show they have severed ties with the wrongdoers and implemented reforms.
As for broader concerns about fraud in the 8(a) program, SBA spokeswoman Emily Cain said the agency has no tolerance for fraud and has initiated more enforcement actions in the past four years than occurred in the prior 10 years before that.
May 24th, 2013 at 6:15 am
Sorry I missed the fun, brief at it was. I am really torn between shredding that mess in 581 and just letting it sit there in exquisite testimony to the inevitable effects of unaddressed alcohol and drug abuse. I am mulling it over.
May 24th, 2013 at 6:30 am
As a matter of fact, I do know your name, Derrick.
May 24th, 2013 at 6:38 am
@613. Well, that certainly sucks for Derrick.
May 24th, 2013 at 7:05 am
Judgement Day@581, wow, how insightful. Can you write an essay on me next? I’ll get you started. “It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin’ on the porch with my family, singin’ and dancin’ down in Mississippi… ”
Actually I was born in Philadelphia, but, if you want to take artistic liberties with my biography, feel free.
May 24th, 2013 at 7:06 am
Wow! There’s enough in that rant for a mental health warrant in many jurisdictions. Poor Derrick.
May 24th, 2013 at 7:41 am
“I love this ship, it’s so exciting.” ~Montgomery “Scotty” Scott/Simon Peg; Star Trek (2009)
Never a dull moment reading the comments here
May 24th, 2013 at 8:32 am
Good morning, sunshine!
I saw that Merrit Island article, and had doubts. People like to prefabricate things when they come here, and we all know how that works.
So I went looking for the actual article, and lo and behold! ’tis a true story, and here, my friends, is the link to it: http://www.floridatoday.com/article/20130524/CRIME/305240034/Merritt-Island-businessman-pleads-guilty-defrauding-gov-t-4-4-million
Oh, yeah: Judgment Day @581 or Derrick or whoever you are doing the fingers-double for Monkeyass, your mother obviously told you she wished you had never been born. You should go pay her the cash it cost her to allow you to live in her house, and offer a burnt sacrifice of some sort as an apology. Perhaps you could set your own ass on fire.
Streetsweeper, thank you for the compliment. I owe a HUGE lot of it to the opportunity Jonn has afforded all of us to stretch our verbal skills in the fine art of creative insults, e.g. @603 “whiny high school goth kid”.
Some of this is so memorable it needs to be preserved for posterity.
May 24th, 2013 at 8:47 am
It will be, Ex-PH2. With apologies to Bob Seger:
Remember, Phillip
The Internet never forgets
May 24th, 2013 at 8:56 am
On a related note: since Jonn has a first name for “Derrick”, presumably that means he also has a last name and an address.
WV and MD are two different states. If there was any unauthorized computer access involved in getting Jonn’s wife’s phone records, anyone involved in that little stunt might want to start worrying.
Here’s why. In 2010, Andrew Auernheimer discovered a hole in AT&T’s website security. A colleague of his used that security flaw to download a large number of AT&T IPad customer e-mail addresses; Auernheimer gave them to a journalist for publication.
The FBI investigated the matter. Aurenheimer ended up being prosecuted under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. He was convicted of two felonies in Nov 2012. He was sentenced to 41 months in prison and ordered to pay $73,000 in restitution to AT&T in March 2013.
Aurenheimer’s appealing his conviction.
http://business.time.com/2013/03/19/u-s-hacker-crackdown-sparks-debate-over-computer-fraud-law/
May 24th, 2013 at 9:04 am
By the way, you might want to hone your interpretive skills – you got everything exactly wrong, Derrick. Well, except the part about me tossing pebbles. Guilty.
May 24th, 2013 at 9:09 am
Alas, poor Derrick! I knew him, dickweeds: a fellow of infinite douchebaggery, of most excellent fucktardness: he hath driveled on this board a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rims at it. Here hung those fingers that have trolled I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of stupidity, that were wont to set the board on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own shitbaggery? Quite chap-fallen?
May 24th, 2013 at 9:17 am
@Sparky — CLASSIC!!!!
May 24th, 2013 at 9:22 am
Work has slowed down a little bit out here in the stan. I love the triple digit threads the most. They warm a sarcastic bitter hateful little part of my heart that recognizes it is only a few feet from a weapon at any time. It brings glee to my heart to see failures jump into this website to attempt to argue against truths. They never try to prove their end with solid proof, only muckraking namecalling attacks. However I also see this as evolution. The fakers are going to HAVE to start getting smarter sometime. I want to see a truly convulated liar get nailed after months of dedicated tracking and only with a truly Eureka moment of thought from one of the followers of this blog.
Maybe I watch too much Sherlock?
May 24th, 2013 at 9:33 am
@571 Talked to my dad last night, he rides with a veterans club down in south Florida. From what he told me Phil’s MC isnt very well thought of by the other MC’s in Florida. So I told him about Phil and what he was trying to pull, my dad is a Navy Viet Nam vet, and told him to pass it along to his MC and others in the state. Seems that he even once had a problem with the US Military Veterans MC himself once, they went running to the chapter president of an outlaw biker MC to tell on him, all dad said was the difference between their MC and his was that they(dad’s MC) weren’t afraid to shoot you.
May 24th, 2013 at 11:25 am
@579 Frankly – I’ll be up at Panama City Beach for my Annual trip July 12th – 20th would love to get together and meet anyone who has the time. It would be an honor!
@581 Derrick – I do know you! You’re that sad little broken man who stands on the street corner beating a Bible. Yelling that “The End is Near”, and spewing other nonsensical bullshit to anyone unfortunate enough to have to wait for the light to change.
I do know you! You’re the man the world has turned a blind eye to for being nothing more then a hateful little piss ant who has to mock their “betters” for doing what they didn’t have the balls to do.
I do know you! You’re the pseudo-educated man that looks down on the ones who do what you are to afraid to do.
I do know you! You’re the coward who hides behind his Dell trying to belittle the heroes that have done, while defending the liars that never could do!
I know you guys have this, I just had to add my thoughts.
May 24th, 2013 at 11:36 am
@623 All my comments in 609 were directed towards Monkress. I reread what I wrote at 3 something in the morning, a little blurry eyed, and my words seemed to lead one to believe I was spilling over on you, “mental masterbation” and so on. Please let me apologize if you read this incorrectly thinking I was directing anything towards you. Just left out a prefacing sentence the post needed in an important place. Thanks for understanding and hopefully no offense was taken.
May 24th, 2013 at 12:10 pm
Sparks: I know where it was aimed. No offense taken. You done good, soldier.
May 24th, 2013 at 12:13 pm
@Valkyrie, Frankly O, Yeah, I like the idea, I’ll see what days off I can get during that week!
May 24th, 2013 at 1:10 pm
@Proud , Sounds like a plan in the making!
May 24th, 2013 at 1:12 pm
Phil is a real “oozey” dude.
Clown.
May 24th, 2013 at 1:13 pm
@628, thank you my friend.
May 24th, 2013 at 1:20 pm
In honor of Ex-PH2 and the Bard:
“She may be but little, but she is fierce.”
–From “A Midsummer Night’s Dream,” a comment made about one of the diminutive Amazons in the play.
May 24th, 2013 at 1:21 pm
@632 – C’est la guerre. Marchons á la frontière!!
Into the breach, my friends! Into the jaws of Death!
May 24th, 2013 at 1:23 pm
@633 – I am honored!
May 24th, 2013 at 2:03 pm
From: http://www.resume.com/philmonkress
“Phil Monkress also donates regularly to the Warrior Pathfinder and the Wounded Warrior Projects, non-profit groups delivering a wealth of services and programs specifically oriented to severely injured members of the military as they transition to civilian life.”
Phil, would you care to provide us with some figures to support the statistics?
May 24th, 2013 at 2:05 pm
@634 “Forward, the Light Brigade!”
Was there a man dismay’d?
Not tho’ the soldier knew
Someone had blunder’d:
Their’s not to make reply,
Their’s not to reason why,
Their’s but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
(Their’s meaning their Duty) as best as I interpret poetry.)
May 24th, 2013 at 2:16 pm
Yes!
May 24th, 2013 at 2:32 pm
Mmmm ok I guess in the “not getting rusty with the talking like a wounded pirate” skills I’ll try an insult a day.
Monkress is it true that your native american name is “Momshouldhaveswallowed”?
May 24th, 2013 at 5:44 pm
@LostOn, that, or “Thebestpartofyourandownyourmommasleg”!
May 24th, 2013 at 6:58 pm
To add a note to Green Thumb’s 636 Posting:
As of a May 15, 2013, filing with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, “U.S. Navy SEAL Team 4″ Imposter Phillip Dale Monkress is no longer president of Warriors Pathfinder Program, Inc. The principal address remains 12001 Science Drive, Suite 145A, Orlando, FL 32826, which is that given by the web page, omitting the A on 145, for the Orlando office of “U.S. Navy SEAL Team 4″ Imposter Phillip Dale Monkress’ All Points Logistics.
This coming week’s issue of Brevard Business News carries a story that speaks of the Valor that Green Thumb and all of you will not let be Stolen. That story is taken from this press release:
Brevard Achievement Center Associate Wins National Award
Rockledge, Fla. – Brevard Achievement Center (BAC) is proud to announce that Associate and Wounded Warrior, Edward Johnson, Jr. received the 2012 AbilityOne Program Employee Award: Honor Roll for Veterans with Disabilities at the NISH/AbilityOne national conference held in San Antonio, Tex. on May 8. The annual award is given to honor a veteran with significant disabilities who has shown outstanding achievement in his or her work life. Johnson, a 1991 graduate of Cocoa High School and veteran of the United States Army, was selected by two judging panels from a pool of 50,000 applicants.
Johnson’s story began in Iraq in 2006 when a sniper’s bullet made a clean entry through his helmet, grazed his scalp and caused him to lose consciousness and feel disoriented for several days. Five days after the incident, however, Johnson was sent back to the front lines. Over the next three years, Johnson suffered additional injuries from three separate roadside bomb attacks. The combination of his injuries finally led doctors to diagnose him with Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI) and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, or PTSD, and release him from active duty.
Reentering civilian life was not easy for Johnson as he struggled with the effects of his TBI and PTSD. Watching him suffer at home, Johnson’s wife, Serena, took matters into her own hands and got him admitted into the Traumatic Brain Injury Clinic at Ft. Benning, Ga. For a year, Johnson, his wife and son lived at Ft. Benning while he received the care he needed. When they returned to Brevard, however, life still wasn’t the same.
“I felt completely alone and not normal,” said Johnson. “I didn’t want to go anywhere but my house.”
Fortunately, Johnson’s wife heard about Brevard Achievement Center’s programs and services that help people with disabilities learn to live independently. In April 2012, Johnson joined the ranks of the custodial staff at Patrick Air Force Base through BAC’s AbilityOne program. Today, he is a changed man.
“I was fighting a lot of demons when I returned from combat,” said Johnson. “If I hadn’t found Brevard Achievement Center I’d probably still be at home sitting on the couch. But, thanks to the overwhelming support I’ve received from my supervisors and colleagues at BAC, I’ve been able to contribute to my family again and feel like a productive member of society.”
In addition to winning the 2012 AbilityOne Program Employee Award: Honor Roll for Veterans with Disabilities, Johnson has received 15 commendations for his military service, including the Purple Heart.
Founded in 1968, Brevard Achievement Center employs over 6,000 adults with disabilities throughout Florida and in Puerto Rico through its many programs and services, including AbilityOne. For more information about the NISH/AbilityOne program, visit http://www.nish.org. To learn more about BAC, visit http://www.bacbrevard.com.
May 24th, 2013 at 6:59 pm
@620.
Con man this clown is.
May 24th, 2013 at 7:03 pm
Monkress can sit back with an O’douls (phony beer) this weekend reminiscing about his phony SEAL exploits..good times!
May 24th, 2013 at 9:48 pm
@#643:
Hey, don’t knock the O’Douls. I quit drinking, for medical rather than moral reasons, and O’Douls, (Amber please, in the brown bottle, not the green bottle), is my preferred non-cola cold drink. I would think that Phillip Dale Monkress would rather drink some yuppified wine, low in alcohol content, high in phony creds on the label.
May 24th, 2013 at 11:58 pm
Roth,
Are you not getting it? At 70, do you really have the energy for the two-track system of American Justice? Your on the edge for barely table stakes. Do you and Adrienne, really want to engage for all in?
Our lawyers advise us that you will fall under the “three invoice rule”.
When you get the first invoice you will choke, When the 3rd month rolls around, you will fold. Is this going to be a productive use of your IRA?
Barely in our sights, we want you off the table. Be wise and withdraw.
Bill, troublesome as you are, we are mindful of your age and disposition, and don’t have you in the cross hairs, unless you persist. Your sphere in Brevard is of no consequence to us.
In your own best interest, kindly stop. In the FL Common Law, we are asking you nicely, to stop annoying, disturbing snd hsrrasing. This is not your fight.
Of course if you persist, on your FL Gutenberg press, stirring up the natives, you can expect the two-track consequences.
Nest Pa?
Your not going to get a Pulitzer here. I am forebearing from the Press beating that your cohorts are going to take. I will tell you now simply, if you do not lay off, we will simply outspend any perimeter you think you have, penetrate it and you will pay the legal bills, as to your comportment and life decisions, Old Man.
One more pip or squeak off your typewriter wiil be met with Civil Action that you cannot afford. That is the “two-track”.
Would you and Adrienne like this to go on from the age of 70 to say 75, every day? Like a rash or varicose veins or an orthopedic man that tells you it will never get better?
Kindly find more penetrable targets and go on your way. OK? Do you really want a determined Civil Judgment on your paper and your townhouse? Frankly we can outspend you in any venue and make the “two-track” on your doorstep for many years.
It is entirely your choice, and you are free to go as to your decision. I want to make it clear, I can outspend you on your choice, decision and comportment 100:1, from superior grounds.
Roth, you decide as to the back and forth of the Civil Judicial System, spurious or not. I will take the risk of the SLAP suit and loser pays.
BBN Bill, entirely your choice.
I will determine your acquiescence, by your immediate actions. If rash, you can expect 100:1 on your doorstep for not less than 5 years.
Therefore the name of your thoughts will be Ba-al-pera-zim to the end of days. Samuel 5:22
Of the Bay-By the-Sea in my name
May 25th, 2013 at 12:16 am
^^^^Go home.. You are drunk… I can’t tell who he is even talking to lol
May 25th, 2013 at 12:48 am
@645 – If you had a lawyer the first thing they would tell you was to Shut the Fuck UP, and quit digging a hole that all off them plus a backhoe couldn’t pull you out of. Next if you knew anything at all about the First Amendment then you would also know that it covers freedom of the press. So long as they don’t print anything they know to be untrue, well Mr. Roth hasn’t printed anything untrue yet. And lastly with you insisting to try and bully our older generation and your complete lack of knowledge on any of the garbage you spew it shows your lack of integrity and your pitiful character. You’re are unworthy to wipe the ass of anyone here let alone speak to any of them.
You try to force your verbal diarrhea in our ears when what you should be doing is flushing yourself because as Green Thumb says, “You’re a Turd”!
May 25th, 2013 at 1:09 am
Mark Seavey and Jonn Lilyea,
Despite your zeal as to pins, ribbons and feathers, there exists an older code in the books of Exodus and Deuteronomy, relating to Laws, Ethics and human behavior. The God of the Old testament is a jealous God and his instruction to Moses, were in the 5 instructions referred to as the Decalogue. In the subsequent instructions, God ordains the Foundation of the Civil Code and proscribes prohibitions against idolatry, blasphemy, murder, theft, deception and adultery.It is fairly clear as to the written word, “You shall not give false testimony against thy neighbor. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.”
God ordains , this as an Evil and picked up the English Common Law and on to the Americas, over a 1000 years. You pick at a small scab as to whether or not a Man infringed on your uniform. But I tell you this, my Brothers, the Law is fairly Clear and the Civil Code under Judeo-Christian ethics is more pronounced. It is a mortal Sin under the Code, and a Venial Sin under Catholicism, to ” You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor”. The 9th Testament to the Old Law proscribes, between adultery and covetousness, the Law on false Tongues.
Why does God proscribe such a default?
False Tongues lead to an escalation. of outcry, rage, and actionable consequence, including murder, Commandment #6. Every prosecutor in 50 States knows, the escalation of voice, threats, anger, rage and violence.
Which is why in the 20th Century, Escalating voices are thought of as “Hate Speech” leading to violence. Heavily prosecuted as to mens rage against their partners, and now well embodied in the enlightend age as to spousal abuse, heavily sanctioned to keep that old Mens Rea or an actus reus or guilty act away from marriage.
Which brings me to you two.
Jonn Lilyea and Mark Seavey, your mutual crimes are based on the observation that rank or title in the Military is sacred. But I tell you this, Your infraction as to the Judeo-Christian ethic is far worse, and you tar each other and your brethern with the same brush, as to a far grater crime of the Common Law, the English Law and derived painstakingly from the Good Book.
But for you know, my name is BeelzeBub. Ba’al, adh-dhuBhab, literally, “Lord of the Flies”.
For you two, as one of the seven Princes of Hell, you will endure my punishment, here and now.
You can find my name, I am well known, and on the Internet, and before that, heavily written about. My name is well known,
and my deeds.
I am not Derrick, I am “by the sea, of the Bay”. I come from East of Stavanger in an old land in Karmoy. Barely three generations seperate me from my progenitors.
If you see my deeds and predecessors, you will cease.
What seperates me from you is 10,000 years of development. You are mutts and mongrels, and this time, you picked on the wrong guy.
My fader is easily found, my heritage easily established.
The next time I write you, I will pick on your argument as to “Chi squared”. The tail of the distribution.
Let me give you a hint. I celebrate with my mate Syttend Mai on the 17th.
I leave you with this, smart guys, on your Tin trumpet, greek for perfection or Pi.
Every day, you will see the 22/7 ratio to bring you to your senses.
BeelzeBub
May 25th, 2013 at 1:34 am
LOL sick stuff from the troll at 648
May 25th, 2013 at 1:34 am
You should man up and tell them who you are
May 25th, 2013 at 1:41 am
645 and 648 same IP, I bet?
May 25th, 2013 at 1:45 am
@648 – BeetleJuice Well shit! I didn’t know we were roll playing! In that case I wanna the Queen of England.
May 25th, 2013 at 2:03 am
@645 and 648 (since you’re obviously the same sock puppet.)
You, sir, are an F’n moron.
May 25th, 2013 at 2:06 am
There is no Derrick. Only Zuul.
Jonn, are you the Keymaster?
May 25th, 2013 at 2:16 am
Job, writes,
“Yea , the light of the wicked is put out, and the flame of his fire does not shine. The light is dark in his tent and the lamp above him is put out. His strong steps are shortened and his own schemes throw him down, and he walks on a pitfall.
A trap siezes him by the heel, a snare lays hold of him. A rope is laid in his path on the ground. terrors frighten him on every side and chase him at his heels….
By disease his skin is consumed, he is torn from the tent, and is brought to the King of terrors.
Job 18:
How long will you hunt?
You can find my name, well known,
What you all should fear, is the blue blood in my veins, Barely Americanized, I am called on in multiple venues to quiet things down. “of the Bay By the sea”
Karmoy, West of Stavanger. I call a small island home, and with it my enduring sense of Justice. This time Boys you picked on the wrong Guy.
What frightens DHS more than anything is ideaology from Saudi Arabia in the Islamic Code. They blow themselves up and bring down planes.
What should frighten you is I am the same but larger, bolder and hired specifically to find you and bring you down in the Court System.
My toolkits are Lawyers, my words my weapon. I work for wealthy interests, and you are not the only pests, here, in Europe or elsewhere.
ich denke nicht ( im Schlaft) daran.
ich will dich ganz
wenn ich du/Sie ware, an deiner/iher Stelle
was ist los?– es light an dir/euch/ihnen
willst du jezt wohl ruhig seinl, bist du or sei jext endlich ruhigl.
ihr alle/Sie alle/ ich will dich ganz, es ist nicht gut
Julie Wier, wenn ihr so weitermacht, veriezt sich betimmt noch jemand
Lilyea, Seavey. die von diser Malsname am starksten Betroffen
das tut wehl!!
nicht schmerzt mehr or tut mehr weh als die Wahrheit
bis bald!
wir weden ja bald sehen, wer Recht hat.
ich sehe es kommen
Gute Nacht!
“of the bay by the sea”
May 25th, 2013 at 2:22 am
3.14159
Zu Folgen
Beelzebub
May 25th, 2013 at 2:32 am
@655 BeetleJuice
I love that song!!
?? Sitting on the dock of the bay. Watching the tide roll away ??
Can you do the whistling part? I can’t do that do well. What’s your favorite song?
May 25th, 2013 at 2:42 am
@656, et al. – 22/7 is inaccurate, as are you.
Strange how you would fixate on that number, as it is an inaccurate attempt to rationalize the irrational (in mathematical terms, to express “pi” as a fraction).
In much the same way, you are attempting (and failing) to rationalize Monkeyass’s irrational belief that he is/was a US Navy SEAL. He’s a fake and a coward. You are a pretty sad attempt at defending a fraud. By what – intimidation? *yawn*
You are dismissed.
May 25th, 2013 at 3:05 am
Seavey in Indiana, Lilyea in West Virginia
Beelzeboub, from Hebrew Ba?al z?bh?bh
In the old low German
wss Sie machten, jezt ernten Sie
Sie sind fur thre Sunden trauig, und Ihre Freunde leiden. zum Beispel, Julie Weir, Bill Roth and ihr Rechtsanwalt, Mark Seavey, eine schwere Gebuhr wird auf Sie fur Ihre Woreter Aktionen gesetzt.
Es ist ich, Derrickkran, der Sie, den falligen Weschle zahlen lasst und geschuldet.
Undt jezt fir den Rest Ihnen, “aint Scared”, Icutthere, Hondo, Fjrdeson, EdUsmcleg, Omni, TSO, Lilyea, ” jedes von Ihren gemacht um Ohren Weschel einzulosen.
Als amattures, die, Fsachlrute beschaftigen, Sie am Sclag auf Ihrer Tur und Haus uberrascht und damn an Ihre Delikte erinnern.
Erinnern Sie sich an wo ich von, in Stavanger bin und vom nordischen Blut und unnachgiebig , nie, zu, ermunden bin oder meinen Auftrag verfeheln. Sie ./n/nFrurcht ist jezt ihr zweiter VoRName.
May 25th, 2013 at 3:22 am
Beelzeboob suffers from Guanopsychosis.
Bat. Shit. Crazy.
Du bist wie ein kleines Kind, weinen, wenn du nachweislich falsch. Gehen jetzt, und kommt nicht zuruck, “Boob.”
May 25th, 2013 at 3:33 am
Ich, fuge Sie gerade der Liste, kostenlos hinzu. Sie werden leicht gefunden und gejagt, Virtual, MrGame, Valkyrie, Gravel, EdUsMCleg.
Jedes von Ihnen fugen der Liste hinzu, und Sie sind begrenzt. Jedes IP Address wird gefunden und lokalisiert. Jedes Ihnen zahlt einen Preis fur Ihre Schlagfertigkeit. Jedes IP wird an Ihren Standort und eine Beanstandung, die der Karte hinzugefugt wird fur Wesdein Ihrer Zunge werden Sie Verfolgung hinzugefugt.
Aber ich werde auf Sie Jonn Lilyea spezialisieren und Ihren jungen Rechtsnealt, in West Virgiania, und in Indiana. Ich broushe nicht zahte, jezt es bin Sport
May 25th, 2013 at 3:44 am
Was die bumsen????
Schwartz ist!!! Sehest du die leben? Was mache Ich hier mit diesen fiesen hirnlosen Fettsack?????
Hey, bizzzlebub, du Arschloch, your phony German stinks worse than your breath. Pas auf, dass du Jonn nicht sauer machst.
He, ist Klugscheisser, alte Knacker, und Mann Brustwarzen, und Idiot, dieser Gottsprechen. Schweigen sie, Schwetzer. Nehmen Sie anderswo Ihre Drohungen und Morgenlatte.
Does anyone want a translation of that?
May 25th, 2013 at 3:47 am
Jedes von Ihnen hat zu wissen gefallen in ein Spiel, das Sie nicht dir leisten konnen,/n/n/Jedes von Ihnen bekannt. Jedes von Ihnen von bekannt. Jedes von Ihnen isst Ihre Worter hinsichtlich Ihrer schmutzigen Sprache, Ihre Verleumdungen, Ihre Fuhrung./n/nWahrend Sie dacten, war dieses ein Spiel, SIe tragt den hohen Preis, den ich berechne.
May 25th, 2013 at 3:51 am
OMG!! OMG!! Oh my God!! He said my name!! I seen it, he did it!!! Does this mean we’re going steady!?!? Can I have your letter men’s jacket? I’m just so excited wait until I tell Mitzy!! She’s going to be sooo jealous!! Pick me up at 8? Bye, Snoockums!! Miss you already!
(I figured if he’s going to continue to act like a child….. When in Rome or Germany I guess)
May 25th, 2013 at 3:53 am
Denkste, Fettsack!!!! Verpiss Dich! Du kannst mich mal am Arsch lecken!!!
May 25th, 2013 at 3:54 am
Valkyrie, insulting this clown is too much fun. Should I switch to Latin?
May 25th, 2013 at 3:56 am
Ora Che avete fatto, avete preso il West Virginia, Blog gloable, e on ci place.
Cosi come la TV guarda e ridere con la vostra commedia, e dimenticare to scope ma sono complici
May 25th, 2013 at 3:56 am
He, homosexueller Junge! Schwulmann!! Verpiss Dich!!!
May 25th, 2013 at 3:59 am
Seriamente, se si ha intenzione di utilizzare un traduttore online, scegliere un servizio migliore.
And in the meantime, futue te ipsum, homine gordus.
May 25th, 2013 at 4:01 am
Stew, got anything?
May 25th, 2013 at 4:06 am
Nous avons regu l’appel et maintenant alertons Russia. Nous faisons des choses differtes ici en doors de des Etats-Unis./n/nLes attaques viendront du Belarus et vous ne les oublierez pas. Puis nos camradere en China/n/nDe petits hommes, nous vous attqquerons dans des vos telesieuress.
May 25th, 2013 at 4:20 am
Den IP-samataler vil komme fra Russland. De dustete kamaeratene nonse vil slas av. Alle IP-addresser vil bil funnet og geo-logger. Du crickets vil bil stum. Lilyea, Weir og Roth vil bil saksokt. Dette spilet er mer enn du, lille menn
May 25th, 2013 at 4:21 am
Ex- Well if you’re taking request…. I think he likes the goldie oldies. Latin should work.
May 25th, 2013 at 4:23 am
Well, that is probably the worst, god-awful effort at pretending to speak or write French that I’ve seen since high school when the “C-” students asked me to tutor them.
Cependant, je chois être la femme supèrieure. Vous êtes un voyou, un pilleur et un pillager. Vous manquez de caractère, de l’honneur, et du valeur. Allez-vous d’ici, connard, et ne retournez jamais.
May 25th, 2013 at 4:25 am
Wait! You mean he wasn’t asking me to go steady!?!?
That’s IT!! Take your musty old jacket back, the letter was taped on anyway!! And I want my CD’s back!
May 25th, 2013 at 4:29 am
Yes, he seems to be using a really bad pocket translator.
He’s mostly trying to makethreats that are actually nothing more than gobbledygook, as usual. It’s pretty lame. When he couldn’t get past me in bad German, he went to seriously bad Italian, then to even worse French and now he’s trying Swedish? That’s an insult to the Swedes.
Well, here goes. Monkress, ?? ?? ??????? ??????.
May 25th, 2013 at 4:32 am
I was afraid of that. It won’t take foreign characters.
Hmm. What to do. Oh, yeah: Monkress, esti un imbecil. Esti prost, esti slab ?i f?r? valoare, ?i v? miros ca gunoaie vechi trei zile.
May 25th, 2013 at 4:36 am
Back to basics: Monkress, suge meum aquaductum. Lege labris volumen inguinale mihi. Te oportet futuere tete.
May 25th, 2013 at 4:39 am
It almost seems like he might only post late a night to (Gasp) avoid everyone. Nah! That couldn’t be it could it? I mean a fine up standing citizen as his self who knows he is defending the righteous wouldn’t purposely avoid those he sees as his inferior adversaries. Making him look like a coward to those he knows are his “social betters”. Couldn’t be it, could it?
May 25th, 2013 at 4:40 am
Valkyrie, you’re making me laugh loud enough to wake the cats!
It’s a shame this setup won’t take foreign characters. The Romanian line says “Monkress, you’re an asshole, you’re weak and lame, and you smell like three-day-old garbage.”
May 25th, 2013 at 4:40 am
@PH2, I really couldn’t have said it better.
What a fucktard we have here. It’s speaking in tongues now? Google translate much? Please post something in Russian, homey. You’ll make my day!
I guess when you approach 700 posts, you can expect to drift off topic a bit, but I’d like to know what any of these “threats” have to do with the truth, or with our fake SEAL, Monkeyass.
I hope the International Sock Puppet Coalition of Beelzeboob can provide a lucid answer (in English) as to how this relates to the “SEAL” in question.
If not, kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP!
May 25th, 2013 at 4:44 am
Du är dum, du är svaga och värdelösa, och du luktar som sopor tre dagar gamla.
May 25th, 2013 at 4:50 am
Stew – Now don’t confuse it. He practiced in front of the mirror and his mom all day, getting ready for his BIG moment to shine. He’s got his little “Foreign big Words For Dummies” copy 1983 and his big boy sippy cup and his Mommie promised to let him watch a PG-13 movie if he ate all his veggies. Don’t go asking him any logical questions. He’s only in the G’s of his word a day calendar.
May 25th, 2013 at 4:58 am
Stew, I tried Russian. The WordPress server won’t accept foreign characters. But I did manage to tell him in Romanian and Swedish that he’s stupid, he’s weak and worthless, and he smells like 3-day-old garbage. Slang doesn’t always translate well.
The uh, ‘threats’ were about taking it to Russia and we’ll be attacked from Russia and then Belarus, so I responded in Italian and he switched to pocket-translator French. Oh, come on! I majored in modern languages, FFS! Give me a break! Hell, I learned most of my Spanish on the bus to and from work escuchen a las mamis hablan a sus niñitas.
I still haven’t hit Japanese, but I did tell him to go fuck himself and give me a blowjob in Latin. Scias te fortasse Romanum esse si saepe quid haberas in animo dicere priusquum ad verbum pervenias, obliviscaris. (You know you’re a Roman when you forget what you were going to say before you get to the verb.) Non dormir pudeo, et carpo noctem. (I can’t sleep, so I’m up.) Animal convivialissimum aribtreris esse caprum. (His idea of a party animal is a goat.)
May 25th, 2013 at 5:03 am
I don’t speak any other language then English and broken hick, but I can pick out enough words from you to kinda know what you’re saying. I wonder if he’s having as much fun as we are. I’m laughing loud enough my neighbor came and asked if I was OK, or ok for me anyway. Haha!
May 25th, 2013 at 5:05 am
Contiburnium habeo quae Monkress cognossire volen.
(Really bad, but roughly I have eight men in a tent who would like to meet Monkress.)
May 25th, 2013 at 5:10 am
Valkyrie, he may be stunned into temporary silence.
May 25th, 2013 at 5:12 am
I think our Global Alliance of Assclownery has gone to sleep. Mom must’ve come up and regulated, then tucked him back in for the night.
Entertaining diversion for a while, but I must get back to work.
A domani…
May 25th, 2013 at 5:16 am
Dang, I was so hoping he’d ask me to prom.
May 25th, 2013 at 5:25 am
Maybe next year, he will. But is putting up with his breath really worth it?
I’m going back to my SEAL team, about to fend off the villainous pirates who will steal the shoes off your feet if they think they can sell them. Bonne nuit!
May 25th, 2013 at 5:42 am
IN any language, not interested in you crickets, you are nothing to any cause.
Outspent, outtalked, out manuevered, you can ramble on all night. You will never find me. But I have you by clever means, those that we want. Outspent, outfoxed, really stupid in your opposition, you are nothing.
Lilyea we want and Lilyea we will get.
“Stew got anything”. ?
UP against the best and brightest you military losers will get nowhere.
You are nothing and we are not interested in you. We are interested in the perps and that is what we shall have.
Lilyea, Seavey, Roth and Weir. Indicted and behind bars.
The rest of you military types go about your business, Your not even a target, you idiots.
You do not understand relentless effort.
Not interested in you unless you irritate me. There is the fake IP world you traffic in, and then there is the real world of States Attorneys, Courtrooms and prosecution, with real time jail, probation agents and fines.
Don’t really care about your IP ramblings, you idiots, not interested in you. Sniperscope ready, we want Lilyea and accomplices to teach a lesson to you morons.
Stupid beyond belief, you pick battles where you are not even on the list. No one cares you imbeciles,
Your little Minister in WVA is what we want for being wrong for 5 years and that is what we will get. Congressman, FBI agents? News papers?
Your screen names your typing, who cares??
It is your high priest that we desire. Cut of the head of the fish and the rest smells. Ed? in NJ, Some idiot on a Yahoo account in NY, who csres?? You are nothing to me.
You dont make the list and I do not care about your ribbons Pins , lost valor, stolen hats or anything else that motivates you.
We want you for class warfare, as attacking an equity owner.
You are on the most wanted list for disturbing money.
You rabble, you poor cheap uneducated lower class, You made it my businsess to push you back into your lower 33% of society.
You are the riots outside the Ford factory in the 30′s. You are the Civil War Crowd in NY in the 1860′s fighting forced enlistment. You are the downtrodden that rallied behind the Wobblies in the 20′s.
You are the renters in Society, you own nothing, you make nothing you have no equity, you were not born well, You are not in the Lucky Sperm Club, You have no birthright, fame or education.
Dont you get it?? Attacking your betters, you are a threat to be disposed of and tossed away like a kleenex.
You did not go to Stanford, Yale or Princeton. Your parents were nothing.
But your talk is a threat to me and mine regardless of the issue. You threaten to upset the social balance. And thus you poor downtrodden flag wavers must be crushed and squashed.
Your issue could be unemployment or Veteran Rights, or marches or crowds, or Negroes or the unemployed or women, or Latinos, ribbons, pins or feathers. Do not Care.
We don’t want you in the game, we don’t want you at the table, regardless of issue.
To put you losers and social activists at rest, there are three classes in society, going back to Mark and Engels.
1) The owners of Capital
2) The professional class that manages capital
3) The workers
I am a hired gun, making my living defending property owners from the likes of you lower middle class nothings. And thus it goes. We don’t care about your stolen valor issue, you morons we don’t want you disturbing the God given order of the owners of Capital in the US.
Lilyea is a disturbance. TSO is a traitor, The rest of you are misguided.
This is a legal issue. I am sorry that the Internet became cheap and everyone has a PC. In the 50′s you were high-borne to have a telephone in your house, like flush toilets in the 20′s.
Now every little half breed and miscreant thinks he has a voice.
You misguided veterans are becoming an annoyance as you claim our entitlements. Noisy, expensive, and useless, we dont want you. Go back to your tents in Washington DC in the 20′s your March on Washington in the 30′s. The Military dispersed your tent cities 90 years ago and shot you for what you said.
Now you will rain down on your heads the heavy fallout of your speech. It is disturbing. We don’t want a flashpoint with you as a class. Get it??
Go away.
I am the Pinkerton guard of the 21st Century. Read history you imbeciles. Do you think any one cares about your pins?? Those are adornments provided by your betters to keep you in line. Better than cash handouts.
Fight over your tin-plated badges. NO one cares, we, #1 and #2 just want the money.
Sorry boys, that is the truth
See Ya, and we will not stop until you mouthy types are locked up and quiet, as threatening to our well being.
Stavanger west to Karmoy.
May 25th, 2013 at 6:10 am
^ Right. Thanks, bud. That just cleared everything up.
Good luck with the class warfare and restoring order, and all that.
You must be a real world-class “lawer” to so graciously take time out of your brief-preparing and extensive legal research to engage in this debate with us low-lifes defending our tin badges. Sounds like you’ve got some work to do. Your extensive training at “Stanford, Yale or Princeton” must’ve made you something to be able to multitask so well.
Although, I don’t think Judges take kindly to open-mike night in the courtroom, so you may want to get your shit together. My advice – pick a language (I suggest English) and learn it. You failed at every language you tried tonight.
Or you can just keep arguing with the rest of the pond scum here at the bottom of the blog – that’s actually free, and shouldn’t piss the judges off.
You’re rather entertaining, we’d hate to see you go. You’re one of us now. Or, including your sock puppet friends, you’re like four or five of us.
May 25th, 2013 at 6:25 am
Give it up, Derrick. You’re functionally illiterate. Using big words you looked up in a dictionary does not make you smarter. It just makes you look silly and very, very stupid. Everything you’ve posted here has been out of context verbal diarrhea, sound and fury signifying nothing. The bath mat in my bathroom is smarter than you are. Puto te tuber in cebrere alere.
And for pete’s sake, if you’re going to try to insult people, learn how to do it. You’re repetitive and not very bright. And you’re incredibly boring. If you piss Jonn off enough, he’ll ban you, which is his choice.
Hi, Stew. Still awake, I see. Did you see the full moon tonight? Absolutely awesome brilliance. I did actually read a newspaper by that light.
May 25th, 2013 at 6:31 am
Well, it looks like someone found the URL for Bing Translator.
May 25th, 2013 at 6:38 am
PH, it’s broad daylight over here. Taliban amateur hour has led to a relatively slow Saturday that has me happily perusing my favorite SV site keeping up with the ramblings of the deluded, and witty retorts of the talented few who stand against “teh stupid.”
I hope my boredom continues til DEROS. The job gets deadly when it gets exciting.
I wonder if the retards always flourish like this on a full moon?
May 25th, 2013 at 6:57 am
Stew, keep your eyes and ears open. Come back alive.
May 25th, 2013 at 7:01 am
Mark and Engels? Is that a new boy band? Derrick, did your mother tell you that your name is the technical term for a construction crane?
Most guys named Derek spell it D-E-R-E-K. But your mom…, well, your mom had to be different and name you for piece of construction equipment, something that manly men use to haul junk around.
May 25th, 2013 at 7:26 am
Ok, I have kept away from commenting on this thread, because my betters have already done a fine job of it, but I will make a comment involving one sentence in post #691:
“You do not understand relentless effort.”
Boy; do you have any idea how stupid just that one sentence makes you sound? Obviously you have never been in the military. You call us idiots while uttering that? You wouldn’t have the intestinal fortitude to make it through basic training, let alone serving a tour in a combat zone. And who’s this “we” you keep talking about? Do you have a frog in your pocket?
May 25th, 2013 at 7:28 am
OT, it’s probably him and his closest friend Richard.
May 25th, 2013 at 7:30 am
So much for a slow weekend.
May 25th, 2013 at 7:41 am
I go to bed and get up to find drool all over the post. What kind of wacko phony asshole has dopes like this lamely attempting to “make us go away”? His rants above make this comment of mine, just one more indelible, permanently marked strike against the NON SEAL Phillip Dale Monkress, in the Google world book. Keep up the Monkeyass support turd, and anyone wanting to take a look at his past will get plenty to see.
May 25th, 2013 at 7:47 am
Phillip Dale Monkress’ and friends, parents didn’t heed:
http://www.cafepress.com/frankopinions/7015417
May 25th, 2013 at 8:04 am
“You are on the most wanted list for disturbing money.”
Oooh, ooh, ooooooh! How do you get on THAT list???
May 25th, 2013 at 8:06 am
Define ‘disturbing money’.
May 25th, 2013 at 8:07 am
Lol… Monkress got a retarded parody of Joe Lefors to harass TAH?
Providing us entertainment like this for free… the guy can’t be all that bad.
May 25th, 2013 at 8:16 am
PH – you figure some pesos or rubles or $3 bills somewhere did some serious misbehaving to make the list??
May 25th, 2013 at 8:23 am
@691 Derrick – What do you mean you’re not interested in me!?! What about the baby???
May 25th, 2013 at 8:24 am
@PH, Will do.
I like this one: “Cut the head of the fish and the rest smells.”
WTF?
Obviously, this guy’s not a fisherman.
While you’re at it, don’t put all your chickens in one basket, dude.
The shoe’s on the other hand now!
That train has sailed…
May 25th, 2013 at 8:26 am
Calling this guy a retard is an insult to the mentally challenged.
May 25th, 2013 at 8:28 am
Anyone have a clue with this boring wordy bastard is saying?
I have up, but I assume it is same dude that posted my shit the other day?
May 25th, 2013 at 8:29 am
*gave
May 25th, 2013 at 8:31 am
All I know is first we’re going steady and then he leaves me and Derrick Jr. for some two bit floozy just cause she has no teeth. We’re heart broken he’s no longer interested in us.
May 25th, 2013 at 8:33 am
TSO, it just sounds like setting up an insanity defense to me!
May 25th, 2013 at 8:34 am
Glad I went to bed early last night.
Poser Phil does not strike me as being this bright.
Slimeball.
May 25th, 2013 at 8:46 am
Green – I think it’s the same guy that’s been harassing Jonn all along. He is using a bad translator program and spewing nonsense as usually.
He’s such a high and mighty brillant lawyer that he’s laying out exactly what and how he’s going to bring suit against Jonn so that everyone sees and knows what he’s going to do but will be to weak to stop it. Then he’s going to start a “class war” and put us all in our place. Then he’s going to take over the world. Finally he’s going to tie a towel around his neck and run around in is under-roos and his “cape”.
May 25th, 2013 at 8:53 am
@691… I live in the real world of courtrooms, prosecutions, etc as you like to drone on about. Quite frankly, you’re a dim bulb and have no ammo except a keyboard. You lost, Monkress still is regarded as a fake SEAL, and you have proven your lack of insight into the law or religion. But attacking vets and military members on Memorial Day weekend… That’s class right there. The stolen valor thieves would be so proud.
May 25th, 2013 at 9:07 am
I don’t make many comments, but I will bow down to EX-Ph2 for the fast and snappy german comments. Great job. Just had to say that.
May 25th, 2013 at 10:09 am
Ex-PH2@704, “disturbing money” is when you draw obscene images on currency.
May 25th, 2013 at 10:28 am
Stew@708, maybe we can provide the sock puppet some new sayings.
You can lead a horse to water, but you shouldn’t switch midstream.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but a fruitcake is a suitable Christmas gift.
It takes two to tango, but you will need several hundred for a flash mob.
If you can’t take the heat, you may want to consider moving to a cooler environment.
Ask not what your country could do for you, ask where the hell are my car keys.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to post incoherent messages on the internet and remove all doubt.
May 25th, 2013 at 10:31 am
Dang, Hack! Proofread before posting, they may think that you went over to Monkeyass’s side.
May 25th, 2013 at 10:41 am
@691, I would just like to say…
At Harvard, Princeton, Yale, and every two-bit Community College, they definitely teach the following:
Your is very much different from You’re.
So, I guess you were talking about someone else having been educated.
May 25th, 2013 at 10:43 am
Hack you forgot “two in the hand is better than the Knights who say Ni”.
May 25th, 2013 at 10:44 am
Or, a penny saved is a penny that didn’t go into the beer fund.
May 25th, 2013 at 11:15 am
A house divided, has two halves.
A fool and his money, is a drunks best friend.
A leopard can’t change, his underwear.
A man who is his own “lawer”, has you for a client.
All fingers, and no brains.
Beelzebub has a devil, for a nice accent piece.
Best laid schemes, of posers and phonys.
(Sorry, used all my wits staying up all night to pick on Stumpy. G’night y’all)
May 25th, 2013 at 11:17 am
Wait…wait. I’m trying to summon up the strength to be impressed.
Aw, fuckit. Ain’t happening.
Posts 648 and all the crazy shit beyond, we appreciate you coming out and suiting up, and if you still want a letter at the end of the season, you’re in for that but really, you’re just not contributing to the game. If you want to suit up and sit in the bench, fine. Just don’t get in the way of the schmuckafuck bringing in the Gatorade.
Let us know when the team that can spell “A Game”, much less bring it gets here. Until then, you’re not worth interrupting a good bowel movement.
And really though, convey my condolences to your parents. Somebody had to seed and birth the dumbass of the season. It’s sad that it had to happen to them. But it was just a matter of statistics.
May 25th, 2013 at 11:21 am
@691 Who are you charging billable hours to for that BS rant?
May 25th, 2013 at 11:24 am
Nice work Ex-PH2, But the best “Slap in the face” definitely came from Valkyrie, GOOD HIT!!
May 25th, 2013 at 11:28 am
@691 Living proof that cousins shouldn’t fuck. Sorry for the lower middle class response to such magnificent oratory as your post. But lower class folks like me are always cutting to the chase I guess. I do have all my teeth though! That’s a big upper class plus!
May 25th, 2013 at 11:59 am
You know. It’s funny how much this guy keeps telling us we don’t matter that he spends all that time and energy coming back here to keep telling us how much he doesn’t care.
Anyone phased at all by the attempts to persuade us that we’re all low class cretins? Anyone? No. I didn’t think so.
Anyone buying into the story he’s some Billy Badass and we’re just lucky we aren’t smart or capable enough to warrant his attention? Anyone? No, didn’t think so.
Frankly, I’m surprised and impressed that this waste of human flesh has the mental wherewithal to remember how to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide.
I will point out to anyone who thinks having more money makes them anyone else’s better.
1. Osama Bin Laden had a whole lotta money. Anyone here think he was our better? Nope, didn’t think so.
2. Throughout history, up to, including, and beyond this country’s founding, one truth has been shown. The upper class rules though the indulgence of the lower class. Every time you piss them off, the lower class puts up with it for a while, but usually the last thing you see is your head tumbling into a bucket to the cheers of the masses.
May 25th, 2013 at 12:07 pm
Frankly – Thanks! Just wanted to do my part.
Nik – No, I don’t much care what he thinks of me or anyone else. I do wish he’d see his son though.
May 25th, 2013 at 12:08 pm
And, what we’ve learned to date tells us Phillip Dale Monkress ain’t all that impressive except in his own (published) imagination.
I notice that the spewer of verbal excrement above has, essentially, conceded that Monkress is a liar, poser, and fraud, however he should be allowed to continue as such since we are mere rabble.
And rather than proving the statements false, he will work to have them supressed.
“Shut uo, he explained.”
May 25th, 2013 at 12:09 pm
It cut the (giggle) part off of my last post.
May 25th, 2013 at 12:09 pm
*up. Sheesh. Need coffee.
May 25th, 2013 at 12:20 pm
Valkyrie, hit Hondo, TSO, or Jonn for my e-addy and we will hatch a plan.
May 25th, 2013 at 12:48 pm
Battle Report 25th May 2013
Esteemed Ones:
Last night, in the wee hours of the bright full moon, I was awakned by a bright light in my face. Thinking it was a peeping Tom or a neighborhood coyote, I arose. I could not sleep, anyway, so I came here, to the Walls of the Fortress, only to find drivel and verbal diarrhea all over TAH, and Stewie and Valkyrie valiently attempting to hold the Fort on their own.
Unable to sleep owing to the noise of moon photons whizzing past my ears, I joined the fray.
I had engaged with alacrity. I did my best to come up with insults in German. I felt a bit rusty, but soldiered on. The best I could do for ‘man boobs’ was Mann Brustwarzen, which tranlastes as man nipples, but I though it might do. And then I realized that Stewie, Valkyrie and I were facing an Enemy with straw for ammunition, so I went to work.
Valkyrie, the Brave and Hoyotoho spearchukking Shieldbearing Warrior Maiden engaed in pincer movement to the right. Stewie, the Relentlessly Armed and Greaved Warrior Swordsman, took the pincer movement far to the left. I distracted the Enemy with Verbosity as Valkyrie and Stewie moved relentlessly onward into a chokehold. I was merely the hinge that enabled my Companions to attack and successfully drive Derrick the Moobish Blowhard, scorned and illiterate Enemy of the Righteous, back across the Great River of Discontent.
Valkyrie, unfortunately, received the chilling news that her encounter with Derrick, He of the Construction Crane for a Name, had resulted in the instantaneous creation of an offspring. My understanding of physics is that this can result in the creation of a new Universe. I believe the correct nomenclature is the “Big Bang”. It happened so quickly, she never knew what hit her. She deserves a Medal and our support, some money and several weeks at a spa.
Stewie, Valiant soul, distracted Derrick, he of Verbal Diarrhea fame, long enough for Valkyrie to escape although she was forced to leave her booty (football jacket) behind. His approach from behind with the War Hammer was most effective. He took great risks. Derrick could have nailed him, too. He also deserves a medal, our support, some money, a large shipment of beer and pizzas, and free football on cableTV for the season.
Sincerely and respectfully submitted, I am
Ex-PH2
May 25th, 2013 at 12:56 pm
An excellent AAR, Ex-PH2! I wish I could have tuned and joined in in time, but like cowards,Philip Dale Monkress & Co. try to sneak in at night and make a mess, I equate them to the OWS fleabags that defecate wherever they please like Third World denizens!
@728, Sparks, Yeah, and I also see it as one reason why we have laws against incest!
May 25th, 2013 at 12:57 pm
Oh, yeah: Heidi, Hack, et al., thank you for the compliment. I was inspired by my companions in the verbal battle. I believe there are more to come.
The Great River of Discontent borders a land filled with thieves and scum. We must be careful.
May 25th, 2013 at 1:05 pm
Infidel, we are all Warriors in this fight.
Trying to interpret the verbal diarrhea without getting any on myself made my brain hurt, but I carried on, laughing myself silly in the process.
I still don’t know what Derrick, or Drek, or Whatever, in all his manifestations, is trying to say, but he did threaten TAH with attacks from Russia, Belarus and China. Does he have a valid passport? Is he even allowed to be on the streets unsupervised? Stay tuned for the next installment.
May 25th, 2013 at 1:10 pm
I CAN’T WAIT!! I just hope I’m online when he comes again and get to have fun as well. I view monkeyass and his crowd as the retarded monkeys who mash their turds into their own faces rather than throw them!!
May 25th, 2013 at 1:18 pm
I almost forgot: Staganger is to the south of Karmoy, not to the east.
Derrick the Dim bulb seems to not know that.
And trying to pretend you’re an alien is just not cool. Someone needs to talk to him about his flair.
May 25th, 2013 at 1:29 pm
Where to begin? Before I forget!
Monkress! my man! you are the man! I got it now! see is not that he is stupid we got it all wrong, he is a pioneer, he is there, with the Monkress flag, full of drool, pushing hard, rucking stupidity after stupidity, going into that area of “Unknown Stupidity” with his flag, conquering it …. Monkress “The Stupidity Explorer”
Here we go, daily insult, now @691
“You will never find me”
See you got it all wrong, you are trying to “Divide en conquer” yeah yeah we all read those books too, the difference is some have actually know some stuff, so let me enlighten you (everyone else I’m sorry I’m going to go military historian on this idiot, you might be bored sorry)
Your phrase tries to imply we are looking for you, now let me explain the situation:
- The server, with its static IP Address is more like a fortress than anything, static IP see? now you, that you change IP Addresses because of your ISP, you are mobile, so you would look to the fortress as a small patrol (well not really you would look to the fortress like a jackass, but that’s beyond this specific point)
Now, by coming in here and then “leaving” you are using a guerrilla warfare tactic, which is stupid because you are not anonymous, your IP gets detected, you leave details about you, there is no OPSEC, the internet is not a guerrilla warfare as much as people might want to tell you, internet or cyber warfare, is actually more like the war in the sea or the dessert, you do not go and stupidly attack a fortress if you can slide by, of course you are stuck, you have tried to cut the pie and failed, you believe you are in an ambush and everything you know about ambushes is that you need to force your way out of them; let me give you a surprise: “You are not being ambushed” you are coming here and spitting your stupidity and even worse using the wrong tactics, god there is nothing worse than an idiot that believes he is a decent tactician *Looks at himself and just ignores the irony and keeps on rambling*
You must be living in a different world, didn’t you know Monkress? Computers never lie, and when you go home out of the “Fake IP world” remember when you click the gas makes it to your house because its being controlled by “Fake IP world”, same with electricity, water, well I’m sure you did know car breaks are bluetooth right?
Now *rolls up sleeves* WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!
OMFG MONKRESS CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!?!??! I can’t believe it!
“I am a hired gun, making my living defending property owners from the likes of you lower middle class nothings.”
Monkress is THE MALL NINJA!!! (http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/)
I personally disturbed money today, I woke up saw your post and grabbed all my coins and threw them into the jar and shaker them, if I was a coin I’d be very disturbed (specially since I actually left the coins afterwards in front of a picture of you with the SEAL emblem, I think I actually saw couple of coins throw up a little…
Monkress/Hell/Derrick I’m worried … are you sure you don’t need a bit of help? you are getting crushed .. guys! mind if I switch to help Monkress for a bit? I mean it doesn’t feel fair look at him! Monkress stop counting to potato dude!! there is no potato number!!! … so how about it?
maybe one post? 
May 25th, 2013 at 1:31 pm
Ex – You are truly a Warrior and I am unworthy to bask in the effervescence of your mighty sword. I merely defended the yard until Stew could arrive and defend the barn. It was you riding in on your lyrical steed that saved the manor and all us around it.
It was an honor to do battle beside someone so majestic and I only hope I can raise little Dirk to become a fighter in the crusade with Good verses Evil. I’m afraid he’ll turn to the dark side though, they’ve got cookies after all.
May 25th, 2013 at 1:47 pm
Valkyrie, I am truly honored.
They may have cookies but you’re his mommy. I’m glad you named him Dirk. A Dirk is a dagger, the Tip of the Spear – so to speak.
Train little Dirk well. May he fight in many Universes against the Horde of Scum, Villany and Infamy!
May 25th, 2013 at 1:57 pm
Lost: Potato number? Awesome sauce, man!
That makes more sense than ‘disturbing money’. I don’t know if ‘disturbing money’ means that money can be disturbed, or is disturbing. Carry on!!!!
May 25th, 2013 at 2:25 pm
@PH, that was truly eloquent. In the war of words, you are clearly the ultimate weapon.
I wonder when our multifaceted but linguistically challenged friend will return with his international alliance of imaginary cohorts for his next verbal bashing. Surely this can’t be all?
May 25th, 2013 at 2:39 pm
In an obscure bar on the Florida Spacecoast, somewhere between Micca and Mims, in a dark, dim corner, in a booth smelling of ewwww, whatever, sits a sad little person, fondling his “Budweiser Pin”, while perusing internet comments on his Iphone. Phillip Dale Monkress is pondering just how much longer his MC will allow him to soil their name with his phoniness. Memorial Day weekend was never meant to be a day of glee and happiness.
May 25th, 2013 at 2:40 pm
I ran some of what’s-his-face’s English-(allegedly)language (posts through Google Translate.
The results repeatedly came up “YGBSM!”.
May 25th, 2013 at 2:48 pm
Stew, I do foresee more battles coming. They only come out at night, you know. A grinning goatherd is your worst enemy.
But look at the potential for a rich harvest of fertilizer that one individual created, all by his lonesome. If Peruvian bat guano is so valuable that it’s harvested and sold commercially, then why not this verbal diarrhea. Once dried, pummeled (by machines) and bagged, we could make a serious load of cash from it.
@747, it proves he’s an alien, doesn’t it?
May 25th, 2013 at 3:12 pm
Phillip Dale Monkress, a perpetual cornucopia of idiocy!
May 25th, 2013 at 3:27 pm
I don’t know who Julie Wier is but I am Julie Weir, great investigating skills there, buddy! I don’t give a yellow turd who you are, you don’t scare me.
Although I am a little flattered you have included me in your game. What woman wouldn’t be? The fact that a “man” is threatening a woman PUBLICLY in GERMAN speaks highly of you & your client. I bet you make the ladies SWOON!
So, you admit to working for ” CERTIFIED NATIVE AMERICAN FORMER NAVY SEAL, CHIEF LIES ALOT”? I’m sure the Native American community is thrilled to know that they have been allegedly exploited by a white man once again. His recent actions speak volumes!
I love your threats, lets me know that truth has been revealed and Monkress is running SCARED AS HE SHOULD BE. FRAUD is a big deal when you allegedly slurped up approximately 167 MILLION in tax payer dollars in the last 3 years. Those pesky REPS & CERTS in ORCA /SAM can be complicating to explain, I’m sure. Contracts are given preference to the race of people we(US GOVT) all but wiped off the face of the earth because we (US GOVT) got greedy.
“SOCCER MOM vs. SS NAZI” that should sell tickets!
It’s really big of you to threaten a soccer mom. That’s very “domestically violent” of you. I’m sure the courts will love translating your grammatically incorrect, barely coherent German threat to “injure” me.
But, thank you for threatening me in public, it has made it very easy to involve local and federal law enforcement.
So here’s what I say to you, Mr. bad Terminator poser,
BRING IT ON! You have my address & phone number, so lets go!
Check my concealed weapons permit status with my local agency, it’s public record.
As far as your “betters, high born, blue blood” digs, I didn’t know that a child allegedly born to a 19 year old mom & 14 year old father, raised in squaller constitutes “blue blood” or anyones better? My heritage is from honest, hard working, silver & bronze star awarded Military members who taught me to stand up for the truth and to never back down. To fight the good fight no matter what. Looks like you are advising Monkress to make the same critical mistake your forefathers made, Germans lost (largely) fighting 2 fronts. Its hard to fight 2 fronts especially when you cant even identify the fronts effectively. Guess its true, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Site the Bible all you want, it doesn’t change any of the facts, HE LIED! He got caught. PERIOD He’s embarassed and doesnt know what to do. So he’s hired you to come intimidate a soccer mom on the internet. Just curious, was the German your idea or Phils? Because that attempt to make yourself seem scary only makes me think that your height does not exceed 5’4″and you have severe sexual performance issues. So, try again, gimme all you got!
You are being funded (until the feds freeze his assests) by money that was allegedly fraudulently paid out by the government so one can surmise that you could be implicated in the “scheme” in your attempt (by admitted employment) to “protect” Monkress.
Keep up the good work and your ridiculous German threats. It’s laughable and juvenile.
You must be the biggest PUSSY on the face of the earth to threaten ME on the Internet in bad 3rd grade GERMAN, no less. Be a REAL man come say it to my face.
I’ve done NOTHING WRONG, IVE NEVER THREATENED ANYONE, I FEAR NOTHING, IVE DONE NOTHING ILLEGAL and YOU WILL NEVER INTIMIDATE ME, EVER.
So come on big Nazi boy, lets see what you got, come “injure” me as you threatened!
I will NEVER YIELD!
GAME ON, little bitch, I’m ready & waiting!
May 25th, 2013 at 3:36 pm
Well, gentlemen, it looks like the ladies have this one handled.
I’ll be out by the pool.
May 25th, 2013 at 3:49 pm
Iv’e witnessed bar brawls, public breast-feeding 3 Orgies in Olongapo and a county fair, but I never seen shit like this thread.
The SV Tourney has got to give the Sock-Puppet award to Monkress.
Back to the original topic before the sockpuppets tried to hi jack it.
Monkress lied about being a SEAL. Everything else doesn’t matter. That’s enough to say he’s a chode-yodeling, cock-mongering piece of whale shit.
May 25th, 2013 at 4:03 pm
@virtual
I got this one, he doesn’t scare me AT ALL.
I’m more of a man than he will ever hope to be.
May 25th, 2013 at 4:35 pm
Lovin’ these breaks from my wood shop. Come in, grab a cold tea, sit down at my computer and hope that my laughing doesn’t wake my dogs, (They work so hard all night long to maintain local security that I may enjoy my nights sleep.).
Me thinks that the followers of Phillip Dale Monkress, (hey! another Google hit going down), are as clueless as he is. I wonder if they wear the same United States Military Veterans Motorcycle Club patch as he does. (Dayum, another Google hit on the USMVMC)
We all know him as Monkeyass, and that more than adequately describes him for our purposes, but to use his whole, (or is that “hole”?), name enables the world of the curious to see his asshattery at its finest.
May 25th, 2013 at 4:37 pm
Phillip Dale Monkress, (Google hit, again.), has opened a can of female Whoopass with antagonizing Ms Julie Weir, it appears. Strange how those in the right have nothing to fear, no need to attempt, (feebly), to intimidate, or scare.
It must really suck to be Phillip Dale Monkress of the USMVMC, this Memorial Day weekend.
May 25th, 2013 at 5:01 pm
Sorry for your troubles, Julie, but in reality WE have got THIS one! You have what sound like your own issues going there, but don’t let yourself be sidetracked by what is going on over here.
Well, beyond the obvious fact that a serious threat was issued here. It looks like we at TAH have once again been dragged into a fight that started out as none of our business. All we ever asked this fool to do was to quit claiming to be a Navy SEAL!
The POS has since entertained us with a series of things which did not interest the majority of us in the slightest – until he started threatening folks around here with silly stuff.
Wouldn’t it have been much easier for him to have just stopped calling himself a Navy SEAL? Had he just done that, most of us would have long since forgotten about him.
Apparently he cannot stand being ignored.
May 25th, 2013 at 5:28 pm
Julie, I’ve got your back down here on the space cost. I’m certainly not scared and if Monkyass wants to step outside I’m ready to collect my payback!
Roger That
May 25th, 2013 at 5:35 pm
Julie Weir, I salute you!
I would like to know what on God’s green Earth possessed that borderline psycho to include you in his posts, but threats are threats and need not be tolerated.
I notice that he also threatened Bill Roth and his Wife.
I’m 5’2″, so I think he’s even shorter than I am, and I’m being generous when I say that, and frankly, ALL of us women on this board are more of a man than Monkress and whoever he thinks he has chiming in on his side. I’m disappointed that monkey’s ass and derrick haven’t threatened me yet, but I have always known how to deal with that.
So much noise, so little value from those morons. What’s next? Threatening my cat?
May 25th, 2013 at 5:54 pm
Jonn: Heard back from United States Military Veteran Motorcycle Club on whether they’ve purged Phillip Dale Monkress from their rolls? Or shall we consider that bonefides are not important amongst their “veteran” members? I have had no response on my e-mail enlightening them to the fact that a member is impersonating a real person.
Monkeyass is impersonating Michael Monsoor, Christopher Kyle and how many other genuine male types?
May 25th, 2013 at 6:29 pm
@EX-PH2
Thank you! He’s a little bitch.
May 25th, 2013 at 6:43 pm
Julie–I’m assuming you are the person who received my e-mails due to the malfeasance of you-know-who. Well, that being said, while I’m probably not in his sights–and funny why I’m not, I’ve tried so hard to piss him off, and I reallyreallyreally want him to fuck with me cause it’s been a while I got to play some serious mindfuck with anyone–it’s certainly nice to know that there are those like you and others here who will call out one Phil Monkress as the phony SOS he is.
Wow. That sentence was something along the lines of Faulkner. I need a beer.
Oh, and @691? There’s a reason drunk posting is frowned upon, Scooter.
May 25th, 2013 at 6:49 pm
Julie, I’ve got your back here in the LA (Lower Alabama) part of FL, If that dog-crap-for-brains peckerwood was closer, I’d pay him a “friendly” visit, but like all poser cowards, he’s full of nothing but crap, and we’ve seen it here!
YES, he IS a little jailhouse BITCH, he reminds me of someone one of my LEO friends told me about, that one would go screaming about how he was ready to fight him and the Guards, he was going to kick everyone’s ass at once,…. He did it while walking backward to his cell, and he kept on with his idiotic diatribe while in his cell. Philip Dale Monkress is NO different, he’ll be Bubba and Thor’s cell block boy-bitch soon enough, just like Brockbader!
May 25th, 2013 at 6:54 pm
OH, P.S., It WAS a full moon this weekend, wasn’t it? Another thing my LEO friends tell me is that criminal types DO get crazier than usual during one!
May 25th, 2013 at 6:54 pm
@751. Move over. I’m joining you.
May 25th, 2013 at 6:57 pm
OWB, I figured out what ‘disturbing money’ might be: it’s when you have so much money which you obtained through fraud, it keeps you awake at night wondering if you’re going to be found out.
It’s also, as LostOnThemInterwebs suggested above, when you put money next to a photo of someone like Monkress or Derrick and it regurgitates like a stuck sewer drain.
May 25th, 2013 at 7:01 pm
*OOP!* It’s PAST my Miller Time, gotta go grab a beer!
May 25th, 2013 at 7:11 pm
Proud Infidel: Check your e-mail for my phone number.
May 25th, 2013 at 7:13 pm
May 25, 2013 — Saturday
Dear Mr. Lilyea,
The following was written to my children to describe you and your mates that Soldiers every day to guard those streets described in “The Marines’ Hymn.”
Bill Roth
Brevard Business New
May 22, 2013 — Wednesday
Dear Children (Afghanistan, Baltimore, New York City, Melbourne),
The U.S. Supreme Court allows that to falsely proclaim oneself “U.S. Navy SEAL Team 4” is but a “mere résumé embellishment.”
But as our Nation prepares for the May 27, 2013, day of remembrance for the men and women who died while serving in the United States Armed Forces, words from another time might help stay the resolve of those brave hearts that ache at the idea of “mere résumé embellishment.”
When John (Jack) Ogden Carley died in 1962, many paid him tribute — Frank R. Ahlgren, editor of The Memphis Commercial Appeal; Buford Ellington, Governor of Tennessee; John L. McClellan, Arkansas Senator; Lt. Gen. W.K. Wilson, Chief of Engineers; J. Edgar Hoover, Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
For good cause The Commercial Appeal framed Jack as “one of the truly revered figures in southern journalism.” For 39 years he had been a member of their staff and for 22 of those years he was Chief Editorial Writer.
In the first of those 22 years, on June 3, 1940, The Memphis Commercial Appeal wrote of Jack Carley’s words:
“They lie who say that Democracy is decadent and that might shall triumph over right,” Jack Carley, editorial writer for The Commercial Appeal, told several hundred persons gathered yesterday for a memorial service amid the white crosses over soldier dead in National Cemetery.
“Democracy yet remains the best national system devised and this Nation represents the greatest undertaking for democracy which could be conceived,” Mr. Carley added.
As an invocation, the Rev. C.C. Rooney of St. Peter’s Catholic Church, a veteran himself, recited the solemn and sonorous lines of Kipling’s “Recessional,” setting the tone of the occasion and leaving the audience quiet and receptive.
Mr. Carley’s address follows:
“Mr. Commander, Comrades, Members of the Auxiliaries, to all free men and women present:
“The hallowed soil on which we stand has been bought by those whose bodies rest within at bitter, sacrificial cost.
“This is no place for platitudes. This is no time for tears. They who have died for country demand of us something more than that.
“Nothing we might say or do here could add one whit to their glory or detract from the sublimity of their sacrifice. Their place is fixed in the history of this Nation for all time. They have been praised in poetry, and their deeds are recounted in song.
“They do not need us here this afternoon but we, my friends, have dire need of them, need of their faith, their courage, and their complete willingness to subordinate self to needs of country.
“Somewhere they live on, no longer earthbound to this selfish and insane world and their voices — if we choose to listen — yet speak to us, aye they cry out to us not to betray them further.
“For they have been betrayed by us — betrayed by our blindnesses and our hypocrisies — betrayed through the fact that we have permitted those things for which they died to be threatened with destruction.
“They threw us a torch and unless we spring to the alert its flame will go out.
“They get nothing out of our coming here this afternoon. We may get something out of it if we will. If we fail to do that then this becomes a futile, blasphemous gesture.
“No war veteran here can possibly misunderstand or fail to see the evil which is abroad. None can fail to view the future with apprehension. There is no longer time for recrimination, no moment in which to wonder how or why we failed. Our obligation is to build now so strongly that the evil winds which blow cannot destroy that which the dead who lie here created — they and their comrades in hundreds of thousands of military and naval graves. …”
Of our own Soldier, it was written with words under the provisions of AR 600–45, 22 September 1943, as amended:
“… assumed control and working without any of his own staff, with complete disregard for his own personal safety and utter contempt for the enemy, organized all elements with stunning swiftness, cleaned out the opposition and established an effective defense of the area as a base for future operations, resulting in the expedient and successful accomplishment of the mission. … courage and devotion to duty, many times displayed, served as an inspiration to the officers and men under his command, reflect great credit on himself and are in keeping with the highest traditions of the Armed Forces.”
Now, 70 years later, while so many values have changed, our Nation still finds Soldiers willing to “carry on the mission,” and truly proclaim before God, “I am U.S. Navy SEAL Team 4.”
Love,
Dad
May 25th, 2013 at 8:00 pm
Ex-ph2, you do have a way with words, would not want to be on your bad side, nice words way up the thread