Craig sends us this dude he met while being a HAM Operator. He says that Ham Radio-dom is rifr with phonies, but that one, Whitney Veon Tritch is a real humdinger. He sends us this email that Tritch sent to someone else as an introduction;
Here is a brief self portrait of myself: I enlisted in the 80’s and went west, way west. I jumped out of many different aircraft 167 times and have 32 1/2 kills (the 1/2 is an assist) on active duty. I have saved more lives than I can honestly remember. I was disabled via and unfortunate combat related accident. I went to combat as a civilian and have 2 kills and a few saved lives as well as a piece of shrapnel that was removed from my leg. I am combat wounded from the military and as a civilian!
Someone else tells of the time they met Tritch;
Hi. He told me at a meeting…that he “was on a submarine in a place we weren’t supposed to be, and I was shot in the head.” He didn’t give any other info and I didn’t ask, since I didn’t believe him anyway.
I guess the guys on the submarine got tired of his bullshit stories and shot him? During one of his 167 parachute assaults or his 32 1/2 kills. Or maybe while he was saving lives between all of those escapades. And the amazing thing is that he did all of that stuff at Fort Indiantown Gap, PA. Cuz that’s the only place he’s ever been, according to the Army;
You’d think that someone would notice some of his 32 1/2 kills in Pennsylvania. And, oh, how did they get a submarine there? I’ve been to Fort Indantown Gap and I never saw any submarines…they must’ve been camouflaged really well.
Craig also found where he got his name added to the crew list of the SSBN 656 USS George Washington Carver, a sub, to bolster his fantasies. Craig sent Tritch’s records to the website and they promptly took removed his name, so he’s pretty sure he’s been discovered.
I guess he pissed off a bunch of the Ham Radio crowd, too, when he stole a dead friend’s call sign
Category: Phony soldiers