Jesus Angel Gomez; phony paintball SEAL
Occasionally on the weekends I go out and shoot some people up with paintball guns, it’s a stress reliever. There’s this young guy that occasionally comes up from Miami to play with our group (I’m in Orlando) and he starts telling us these stories about his team captain who’s a Navy SEAL, etc.
Anywho, most of these stories are the same. They make outrageous claims, etc. I was wondering if maybe you guys could check him out. He claims to have served 10+ years in the SEALS “but due to an injury now only plays paintball” and is the captain of a Miami based paintball team called T.A.G. (Tactical Assault Group). He’s ripping off IP from another company in the paintball industry and selling it as his invention, I’ve also notified them as well so they’re at least aware. Something is setting off my BS meter like crazy with this guy. From his claims, to his wearing of woodland MARPAT with Navy tape full color flag and Army Special Forces longtab, to his facebook profile photos of the Trident and MOH. The guy screams poser and I’d love to see him exposed if he’s not legit.
So, I checked the dude out with POW Network and CPT Bailey. CPT Bailey says “Jonn, this guy is phony as snake’s milk.” Mary says that he has absolutely no military service. You’ll notice in the picture above, there’s a Special Forces tab peaking out from behind all of that garbage he’s wearing.
See that blue and yellow patch he’s wearing? Here it is in another photo;
Looks like it says Naval Special Warfare to me. His Facebook profile says he’s retired from the Navy, but there are no records of him.
July 28th, 2012 at 6:45 pm
Let’s see,SEALs and SF. This guy would have made a great addition to the Stolen Valor Tourney. It boggles my mind that people like this think they can get away with it.
July 28th, 2012 at 6:50 pm
Turd blurred out the faces of one pic so he is probably saying that he is in that pic.
July 28th, 2012 at 7:02 pm
Seems the only patch he wears that is legit is the SWAT patch.But you have to apply the alternate meaning…
S=Shithead
W=Worm
A=asshole
T=turd
July 28th, 2012 at 7:05 pm
I just emailed the guy on Fb with this site and told him he is a famous phony.
July 28th, 2012 at 7:13 pm
Must have been on SEAL Team Zero
July 28th, 2012 at 7:15 pm
And yeah, all SEALS wear a SF long tab above a Naval Special Warfare patch, just so people know they are “special forces”. Sure, seems legit. LOL
July 28th, 2012 at 7:28 pm
Am I dumb for not knowing what IP is other than IP address? Idiot Protection?
Also, I’ve heard of guys with the Trident going to Group, obviously not this guy, but still.
July 28th, 2012 at 7:33 pm
and he is gone
July 28th, 2012 at 7:38 pm
his facebook is hilarious, im pretty sure he is trying very hard in some of those pictures to pass off his paintball crap as the real deal. Im guessing my IP question from before is those easy load things he has a billion pictures of.
July 28th, 2012 at 7:44 pm
@7 I don’t think anyone knows 1/1000th of the acronyms out there so don’t feel bad! In this case, it stands for Intellectual Property – the unique creative assets of a person or company, basically.
July 28th, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Braddock, Rambo, BA Baracus, Paul Kersey, Dutch, Rudy Ray Moore and this dude….
July 28th, 2012 at 8:18 pm
That look of intensity reminds me of Scotty (Boogie Nights)watching and recording as Dirk Diggler did his thing…
Fucking Meat Gazer.
July 28th, 2012 at 8:19 pm
Forgive me but it’s been a crazy long time since I have played any paintball (the Splatmaster was still considered an acceptable weapon), but how the hell could you play with all of that crap he’s wearing in the first pic? Or were the CO2 cylinders and repurposed cord part of the SWAT uniform?
July 28th, 2012 at 8:37 pm
ghey
July 28th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
He looks like a Borg from “Star Trek TNG”!? What an a$$hat!
July 28th, 2012 at 9:09 pm
This dude was dumb enough to post his phone number on some of his gear pics. Maybe the truck stop up here needs a new number on the bathroom stalls.
July 28th, 2012 at 9:34 pm
@13.
Paintball…what about combat?!?!
This is the type of clown that gets hung up on shit from the bulk and all of the crap tie-downs…
Love all the after market shit too…
He appears to be right handed. Gotta love that dangling cord-loop across the path from his high draw sidearm…
I am sure he has some nunchucks somewhere in there to boot… We should pass his number along to “Sensei” Albert John…(currently in the Sour Sixteen)
Love the “SWAT” Tab as well.
Awesomesauce!
July 28th, 2012 at 9:41 pm
“Awesomesauce!” I love it, can I borrow that one?
July 28th, 2012 at 10:00 pm
Gee, I thought the SEALs WERE ‘special forces’. They just don’t talk about it.
July 28th, 2012 at 10:56 pm
What the hell is around his neck?
July 28th, 2012 at 11:01 pm
@20.
It is one of those Science Fiction movie things…you know…
If he leaves the poser “playground”, his head explodes.
Cool idea!!
July 28th, 2012 at 11:25 pm
I also like the Cammo…
A rainbow of patches…its the new “wildflowers in the spring” line of cammo from Izod…
July 28th, 2012 at 11:27 pm
Look at the other bozo on the left with his lights on…
When it rains it pours…but maybe he is pulling security?
July 28th, 2012 at 11:33 pm
“…and he was the door gunner on the space shuttle.”
Where do all these assclowns come from?
July 28th, 2012 at 11:42 pm
That pic could be the Rapid Response Team (RRT) from the Marines in the movie “Aliens”.(you know, the ones that never deployed). Still in cryo(?) sleep, I imagine…
This is great. I also love the dude in he middle smiling like he just got a “Group” reach around…
July 28th, 2012 at 11:53 pm
“Awe, somebody wake up Hicks”….
July 29th, 2012 at 12:24 am
I did like the rounds (belt) slung over his left shoulder. They would never shake loose in movement (no way), unless he has them tied down (have fun with the end-of-the-line-bowline).
With the three-fingered fade no less…
These dudes are all clowns. My best guess is none of them know shit about the turd(s) to their left and right because they are fucking clueless themselves.
Gentlemen, this is what we call a(@15)”turd collective”.
July 29th, 2012 at 12:54 am
With that poufy collar around his neck, he looks like his head detaches, something from very bad sci-fi movie worthy of the MST3K treatment. (For all you non-Mistys out there, that’s Mystery Science Theatre 3000).
July 29th, 2012 at 1:50 am
Hahaha… holy shit this guy looks like a real douche. Actually, I just sent him a friendly message on The Book expressing that very fact…
July 29th, 2012 at 2:06 am
yeah he’s “Special Forces” alright. Special as in helmet, mouthguard and short bus special
July 29th, 2012 at 6:31 am
Are we sure that the chest tag only says “SWAT”? With all that gear in the way, it’s hard to tell if any of it was cut off. It may be a nickname his team mates gave him, and say something like “ASSWATCHER” or it may be a label for that crazy chinpiece thing and say “BALLSWATTER”.
July 29th, 2012 at 6:36 am
#28 And thanks to that, I can’t get the name, “Blast Hardcheese” out of my head for this clown. Youtube has almost all of the episodes uploaded for MST3k by the way.
First thing I thought of when I saw him though was MGS2′s Fatman.
July 29th, 2012 at 7:25 am
ARoberts: I like the idea (@16). Just make sure it’s posted in the men’s room vice the ladies’ room.
Post it en Español, too. And maybe work “qord” into the write-up. That should get him some interesting calls. (smile)
July 29th, 2012 at 7:45 am
The gear he’s wearing in the top pic is all his paintball swag. The CO2 cartridges and all that stuff is for when he’s moving in swift, silent, agent orange mode through the woods looking to take the enemy HQ. He’s probably a chain bet in kung fu, too.
July 29th, 2012 at 7:53 am
I do not get how these people can lie on FB. I don’t have a FB account, but if I did, I would have friends from every part of my life on it. If I told a lie that was so massive (like military service when I never served) I would be called out on it in less than 30 seconds. Do these people create pages with no friends and then just accumulate them?
As for the phone number, I see a phone call with Don Shipley in the future if Don decides to go phony SEAL of the week with this guy.
July 29th, 2012 at 8:51 am
Whats up with the white dress Military Police lanyard?
July 29th, 2012 at 9:10 am
The funny thing is that there really is nothing wrong with dressing up like some clown and creating some fantasy world for yourself in your own mind – privately. What motivates anyone to pretend publicly to do so just seems insane.
Perhaps a variation of the mindset that puts very personal information out on social media and thinks it is still private?
Good on our counterparts in the UK for fighting the good fight against these idiots, and their enablers in the media.
July 29th, 2012 at 9:11 am
Well fiddle-dee-dee! Got confused there for a moment about which topic this is! Arggggggghhhh.
July 29th, 2012 at 10:25 am
OWB, this is the TAH police. Put down the keyboard and slowly back away. We mean you no harm. We’re here to help you. Please obey the folks in the white coats.
July 29th, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Looks like a bunch of dudes having fun paintballing, dressing up for the occassion. I understand stolen valor, but I don’t see anywhere on this guys website that he’s claiming SEAL or SOF.
The only thing that might be construed as claiming SOF or NSW is the patch he’s wearing, which looks like a NSWCOM patch that you can buy for $5 here: http://www.medalsofamerica.com/Item–i-P267
If he was claiming SEAL i think it would be different. But “some kid I paintball with starts telling me stories of his team captain who’s a SEAL” doesn’t seem like enough to put this guy on blast yet.
July 29th, 2012 at 4:07 pm
When I first saw this dudes pic on my phone I thought he was one of those Chinese knock-off GI Joes. The ones that have every patch from every branch and off the wall kit, with rip cords connected to nothing and gas tubes for paintball. Then I looked closer and realized he’d be more legit if he were a toy doll. You crank open the regulator on a paintball gun, and it’ll leave a mark. That kind of thing stays with a man. You can see it in the eyes.
July 29th, 2012 at 10:28 pm
@41.
Right on.
@15.
Turd collective.
To all of the paintball warriors in computerland…do not wear things that you did not earn, fantasy world or not…douches.
July 29th, 2012 at 10:58 pm
@40, you have to read the article. It says:
He claims to have served 10+ years in the SEALS “but due to an injury now only plays paintball.”
He also claims to be retired from the Navy, but there is no record of his having been in the Navy.
July 29th, 2012 at 11:27 pm
I bet he hangs his “scalps” on his lanyard…
Felcher.
See @12.
July 30th, 2012 at 1:23 pm
Those guys are good. I’ve only done the paintball thing once, but we were all covered in………….. paint!
July 30th, 2012 at 2:31 pm
@7, IP in this case means Intellectual Property. He’s not only a self-made Super Soldier, he’s an inventor too! Whiskey tango foxtrot, over?
July 30th, 2012 at 4:55 pm
I’ve been in communication with this guy… I posted this link to his face book and he asked me to call him.
I said “I’m not doing that, you’re busted. You shouldn’t be claiming to be something that you are not. You dug this hole, now sit in it. At least you are becoming famous, front page and everything!!”
To which he replied “you do have a hummor im very happy for you im a phone call away and a ticket, have a nice day aswhole.”
So I sent “I’m not the asshole, I did not make that post, I am in no way affiliated with either link I sent you. I was just letting you know what was going on. If you are legit, post your DD-214 and make everyone look like fools for doubting your claim. Otherwise accept that fact that you are a liar and a fraud. I served honorably, I did my eight years. I am honest when people ask what I did. I was in COMM, I do not claim a Combat Action Ribbon or Purple Heart, I do not say I was Recon. I was just a Comm guy who did his time.
For you to call ME an asshole is mind blowing! Why do you claim to be that which you are not? What do you gain from lying about serving? Why not just serve? Join the Navy and become a real SEAL! Join the Marines and go MARSOC! But blowing smoke up peoples asses at paintball games is beyond low.
Shame on you for claiming a title that so many have given their lives for.”
July 31st, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Well said, Mike!
August 7th, 2012 at 12:47 pm
Anybody else here anything from/about this maggot?
August 8th, 2012 at 6:59 am
Thanks for that important information, its really helpful.
August 20th, 2012 at 3:24 am
@#7
Since nobody responded to you: IP stands for Intellectual Property
November 3rd, 2012 at 11:18 pm
I KNOW THIS GUY PERSONALLY AND HE IS A POSER IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD!!! PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!!!! ABOUT THE ONLY REAL THING ABOUT HIM IS HIS FIRST AND LAST NAME, EVEN THE MIDDLE NAME “ANGEL” IS FAKE!!!! HE IS A PROFESSIONAL POSER!!!!
November 3rd, 2012 at 11:19 pm
P.S. HE IS A CAR SALESMAN!!! THATS ABOUT THE ONLY THING HE IS GOOD AT! NOT EVEN A CITIZEN OF THE U.S. CURRENTLY HAS A WARRANT OUT FOR HIS ARREST!!!
November 4th, 2012 at 1:33 am
Nice.
November 24th, 2012 at 1:03 am
i second that “unexpected find” says, he is a car seller, and a pathological liar! he doesn’t have a middle name. i know him personally as well, and trust me, a lot of people are looking for him. everywhere he goes he owes…
December 6th, 2012 at 4:50 am
I was at a recent paintball game this guy was at and found this video of him on YouTube
http://youtu.be/Ub3al4o0d_E
December 7th, 2012 at 3:48 am
You guys do understand that if he was a SEAL then you wouldn’t be able to find any service on him right, because all that stuff is classified, so I think you guys should do a little more reasearch on the subject and who cares about Facebook, do you guys think its official documentation for your entire life?
December 7th, 2012 at 4:15 am
57
There are classified missions, there are not classified SEALs.
December 7th, 2012 at 4:40 am
#57 Anonymous seems to have talked to a phony SEAL at some time, to get that false info. Gullible?
December 7th, 2012 at 4:43 am
What the heck is that thing around his neck? So he can’t chew and lick his wounds?
December 7th, 2012 at 6:45 am
O-4E @60, it may be one of those cushions that you would sit on if you suffer from hemorrhoids. I am pretty sure that it is, since I see a butt-head on top.
December 7th, 2012 at 8:57 am
#57, we’ve been doing this for a while. I think the person who needs to do some research is you!
December 7th, 2012 at 9:19 am
Wow–so all my shit’s classified since I was on classified ops too? Ditto with ODA guys, etc? Even the schools we attended are classified?
Gee anon, thanks for telling us all this!
Asshat.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:08 am
Thats strange, I’ve been on a couple of classified missions and you can still find me in AKO.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:09 am
Everything I did was classified. I even sent a classified picture of me at work to Jonn, to prove how classifed it was. None of you are allowed to see it. It’s too classified for your eyes.
Everything I do now is classified, too. I’m so classified I can’t even talk to myself about what I’m doing.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:10 am
And I bet your DD-214 lists all your schools, too, Twist.
Even the ones with classified material in them.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:13 am
Don’t have a DD-214, but my ERB does list all my schools. Even my super secret sexy Stryker Opnet course.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:22 am
Oh, that’s right–they don’t do the 214 at re-enlistment thing, just the Discharge and then Reenlistment Certificates.
Too easy to grab the 214 and run like hell…
And PH2–if you talk to yourself, do you have to kill yourself afterwards?
December 7th, 2012 at 10:44 am
@57. You’re right, even though these people here can’t see it. In fact, you may not know this but it’s a special department that handles these records. The employees there must volunteer, be single, and over the age of 60. The reason for that is that the employees are expected to die of natural causes while doing the job. If they attempt to quit, can’t be located for more than 24 hours, or serve 20 years in the job, they have accidents and are heard from no longer. That’s how secret their work is? How, you may wonder, do I know this? I can’t tell you or I’ll be an accident victim by noon.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:44 am
Well, of course I do, Sparky.
How else am I going to keep all those classified things from leaking out? It’s all so classified, I can’t discuss it any more.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:49 am
My stuff is so secret that I have to do a background check on my dog before I pet him.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:31 am
@71: That’s nothing. My unit was so classified that I had to wear a “top secret” cover sheet over my shoulder patch.
December 10th, 2012 at 12:59 pm
I was at that same paintball game. Ironic, his uniform was completely sterilized the entire weekend. Then when they decide to do the award ceremony the last day he shows up completely patched out. He also stands up when Mr.Dollack calls for all Veterans past and present to stand and be recognized.
I’d love to take him into the woodline for a little talk…
Check out his newest facebook pictures. The patches are clearly visible.
December 10th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
I was wondering where this maggot went.
December 10th, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Anon#57, is that you Pat? If that’s you, you really should stop listening to the faker. You don’t want to be caught up in it when he runs into the wrong person.
December 10th, 2012 at 3:24 pm
My favorite is still the clown on the left.
December 10th, 2012 at 3:44 pm
My unit was so secret, we had know idea what we were doing or what our mission was, neither did our skipper, and his boss … and so on … Now that is SECRET.
December 10th, 2012 at 3:46 pm
@77.
Then how did you wind up getting from point A to point B?
Blind luck? (the preferred IN technique)
December 10th, 2012 at 3:48 pm
@ 78 not blind luck … Pure Luck!
December 14th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
Comment 73 and everyone else you guys are making a fool out of your selfs he is no fake you guys don’t no nothing and I would love to see of guys come to the field and play us. You obviously don’t find anything on him cause its supposed to be annonomous but since you guys hate you just talk smack
December 14th, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Don’t worry: kinda hard to be either SEAL or SF with no military service, amigo. But just go ahead and delude yourself that he’s legit if that will allow you to “be happy”.
December 14th, 2012 at 12:35 pm
I wonder if the folks like #80 know how stupid they sound.
December 18th, 2012 at 4:35 pm
Don’t Worry #80. I’ve been on the field with him as well as his team “TAG”, trust me when I tell you that he does a disservice to that team. It takes a real piece of work to exploit a group of young impressionable guys like that. I’ve been tested in the real world, I’m no SEAL but I’ve worked with them and know how they operate. This poser is no SEAL. Actually, he’s a nothing because he never served in any capacity.
He’s about as useful as that stuff that forms at the corner of your mouth when you’re really, really thirsty.
Judging by the composition of your comment I’m not entirely sure you aren’t the fake himself. I actually hope that’s the case and you’re not one of his young mislead teammates.
For reference, in the video linked above I was actually in that shootout. My good friend was the guy following and recording our favorite commando. I was a solid 70 yards ahead of him, engaging the other team who was another 50 yards ahead of me. I was using a bolt action paintball gun, and I was in the thick of it.
Dear Jesus was hiding in the FAR back, behind kids as young as nine with his 30balls per second paintslinger screaming into his radio about being overrun. Which by the way never happened because the guys I was playing with (who were also using pump guns) pushed the other team back and slaughtered them.
He’s such a hard charging badass isn’t he?
Did he ever find that GoPro? I’m sure that had some GREAT footage from way back in the bush. Here’s that link for those that missed it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub3al4o0d_E&feature=youtu.be
December 18th, 2012 at 4:50 pm
He’s shootin’ the shit out of those trees, ain’t he?
December 18th, 2012 at 5:42 pm
Wow. He’s wearing more crap than any of the EOD team guys were wearing on “Bomb Patrol Afghanistan”.
How does he even breathe in that getup? Is he all covered up liek that because he’s afraid of getting paint from an exploding paintball on his head?
Can I go down there and take some shots at him? I’m quite good at sneaking through the woods and hiding in plain sight.
December 27th, 2012 at 3:09 pm
This guy is a ballsack.
And with that look on his face, I would not let him around any kids.
Maggot.
December 27th, 2012 at 3:13 pm
http://www.dogpro.ro/imag/prod/thumbs/m_prod_1335436224.jpg
January 9th, 2013 at 4:14 am
I have worked with this guy so I guess you could say I know him personally . The poor guy is delusional as well as a pathological liar and a thief. The sad thing is that he truly believes some of his lies as he has a warped perception of reality. The guy even lies about his age claiming to be 8 to 10 years older than he actually is. He seems to leave a trail of misinformation wherever he goes. Probably to make himself harder to find. He is a sad sad case.
I cant begin to imagine how he manages to keep his pretty young girlfriend. She always looks so miserable. The poor girl is either crazy herself or scared to leave him.
He can be a really nice guy and usually is but He is a certifiable nut with a large arsenal of weapons and a larger obsession. I think He’s a ticking time bomb.
January 9th, 2013 at 4:18 am
By the Way
I cant believe I found this thread. This is hilarious! The guy is a nationally recognized tool.
January 9th, 2013 at 8:20 am
@89…be sure to pass this link around to his girlfriend and associates..
January 9th, 2013 at 8:51 am
@88, if you are convinced this guy is a danger to himself or others then you owe it to yourself and others to report your concerns to an appropriate agency. Especially if as you claim he has an arsenal and you feel he is a “ticking timebomb”….
January 14th, 2013 at 3:58 am
@85,
I don’t know how well he breathes, but he sweats more than I did on my worst days in OEF/OIF. That’s impressive considering I was almost done in as a heat casualty once.
April 6th, 2013 at 3:28 pm
I forgot about this loser.
Clown.
April 15th, 2013 at 6:54 pm
Your all wrong. He’s a nice guy and is not q fraud. Most of you don’t even know him so shut the hell up.
April 15th, 2013 at 7:10 pm
That dickheaded twerp is a Navy SEAL like I’m currently a member of Delta Force, and I guarantee you and everyone else that I’M NOT!!
April 17th, 2013 at 9:16 pm
Pussy.
April 18th, 2013 at 10:53 pm
Look if it wasn’t for this guy and his team I wouldn’t be where I am now… I don’t care wether the guys delusional or not, he and his friends have filled a whole in my life that’s been empty for quite a while. .. can we just end this chat. You insult him and at the same moment your insulting others too. I can’t believe you guys even have the balls to bring his wife into this…. its just shameful
April 18th, 2013 at 10:59 pm
Ghost, poser clowns like him will only hold you down. He’s obviously NOT who or what he says he is, and if he lies to you and everyone else about that, what can you trust him with?
April 19th, 2013 at 7:47 am
I just feel sorry for the lumphead and his camp-followers…
April 19th, 2013 at 8:23 am
ghost: sorry that your “hero” here turned out to have feet of clay. But that doesn’t alter the fact that he’s a liar and a fraud.
Your call on whether to keep drinking the Kool-Aid or think for yourself. Personally, I’ve always preferred the latter.
April 19th, 2013 at 9:18 am
Yeah, we’re insulting him because he’s insulting not just the SEAL community but everyone who ever served.
Sorry, no quarter.
April 19th, 2013 at 9:37 am
Ghost – Become one.
Get lost.
Tell Gomez (your lover) he is a turd.
April 21st, 2013 at 12:51 am
Maybe he is a turd maybe he isn’t. .. my point is… you can insult him all you want but try to monitor yourself when you tall about his wife and his team, they have nothing to do with this but you still tend to offend them. I’m pretty sure everyone can agree with me on that. Greenthumb go get a life, find a wife and raise some fqmily of your own instead of criticizing people through the web. Thats just shameful.
April 21st, 2013 at 12:58 am
Turd.
April 21st, 2013 at 1:05 am
Well, if people stopped acting like turds they wouldn’t be treated like them, ghost.
April 21st, 2013 at 1:18 am
NH Sparky you’re a straight up ignorant bitch, here’s a Q-tip for your clit you maggot fuck
April 21st, 2013 at 1:21 am
@106.
Turd.
April 21st, 2013 at 1:24 am
GT, why does he look like he needs to wipe under his nose in that picture up at the top?
April 21st, 2013 at 1:59 am
AWWW #106 got some sand in his vagina, quick we need some vagisil stat!
April 21st, 2013 at 7:58 am
Anons throwing around insults. Well, there goes my day.
April 25th, 2013 at 10:57 pm
@108.
Queef.
Thats why.
May 3rd, 2013 at 11:10 pm
Felcher.
May 4th, 2013 at 11:31 pm
Angel “Gaymez” Gomez.
May 4th, 2013 at 11:53 pm
GT: Bored?
May 5th, 2013 at 12:00 am
@114.
Very.
Finals.
Long papers and dealing w/ academia. They refer to themselves as “faculty”.
Anyway, making the grade. Beats “rank and file” bs.
Drinking beer and calling posers.
Stress relief.
Still have a 4.0.
May 5th, 2013 at 12:53 am
4.0 Damn! Good for you.
Finals: eeeeww!
May 6th, 2013 at 1:22 pm
GT and Ex-PH2- get a room you fucking pillow bitters.
May 6th, 2013 at 1:25 pm
Ex-PH2 wouldnt be a pillow biter, she would be a rug muncher, get your insults right turdburgler.
May 6th, 2013 at 1:28 pm
@117…knock it off ya fuckin monkey raping rump ranger.
May 6th, 2013 at 1:30 pm
Careful Sparky that anal assassian might be coming for you next.
May 6th, 2013 at 1:59 pm
It only takes a minute out of a busy, busy day to thank Robot and Sparky for defending my dishonor, and to compliment Green Thumb on a 4.0 average.
Drinking beer and calling posers is a legitmate sport.
I have said before, and will say it any time, I’m proud to be in the company of the finest rogues on the planet.
@117, you can stuff. You’re just jealous. Leave your number and GT will call you and order sandwiches and pizza.
May 12th, 2013 at 11:11 pm
@119.
The term is “Two-Hole Ranger”.
Thanks for the shout out, Ex-PH2.
It is fun, but tiring. The lies, the ex-lovers, the jilted third parties, incomplete records, angry debtors…you name it.
But it is fun. Just be honest; no threats and ask questions.
Stress relief. And the threats you get are fun. Some original, some not so much.
These guys are scum.
May 20th, 2013 at 1:47 pm
[...] Jesus Angel Gomez; phony paintball SEAL [...]
May 20th, 2013 at 1:53 pm
That BOY Gomez looks like he has far more hair on his head than he does brains in it, I bet he could knock up a sheep or a goat as quickly and silently as “Snake Eyes” Jordan!
May 20th, 2013 at 2:30 pm
See comment #117 – I just have one question: What the hell is a “pillow bitter”?
I know what a pillow biter is, but a pillow bitter — well, that escapes me, but I may use it elsewhere. It conjures up images of dank dungeons, chains, leather and spiced vodka.