Christopher Tirao; Rolling Blunder
Our buddy, Scott, sends us the research he did on Christopher Tirao, who calls himself “Rolling Thunder”, a name given to him by his Indian Great-grandfather. He’s probably the mightiest warrior ever to grace these pages. He says he has over 30 years of military service and he’s done it in every branch of military service (sorry Coast guard, he missed you guys).
Yup, he was in “Nam” three years after the rest of us pussies left. He even stayed in Iraq for nine years while the rest of us were fat and happy at home. Need his narrative of his service?
There you go, aren’t you ashamed of yourselves? Lazy pogues, I’ll bet you all only went to one service. I mean this Billy Badass started out as a pilot and then became a SEAL. Oh, and if you go read the rest, he was a Navy SEAL Aviator, too, a rare breed of man, indeed.
The President (he doesn’t say which one) gave him this $6 hat, too for his service in Desert Storm. I didn’t get a hat, but then, I wasn’t a jet pilot/SEAL/Marine/Special Forces/Ranger, either.
Highly decorated, you ask? You betcha; he got the Silver Cross and the Distinguished Star. What? You never heard of that shit? Well, that’s because you’re all POGs. Here’s a picture of them for you;
As he warned Scotty, his records are classified and no one can find them, cuz, you know, he’s so high speed no one can keep up with his exploits, especially not some high-drag records clerk;
He claims he’s Native American, too, but the Indians are asking “Who?” So he must’ve been a secret Injun, too, and the tribes had to seal his records so white eyes can’t see them.
I don’t know how he found the time, what with fighting all of those secret wars for the country, but apparently he has some prison time, too.
But if you have some time, you should click over to Scotty’s place and read the whole thing, you’ll be sorely ashamed of your own puny service afterwards.
August 21st, 2012 at 4:19 pm
Nam, 78? Maybe PutNAM, Connecticut.
August 21st, 2012 at 4:24 pm
Wow! Amazing…I’m sure Hollystupidwood will do a movie about this assclown. Maybe if he’d studied history a little, and knew something about military awards, he could have almost pulled it off.
I’m thinking he might be the “fourth stooge”…you know the guy who worked with Larry, Mo and Curly..?
August 21st, 2012 at 4:24 pm
Well, I’d say this guy makes next year’s tourney as a high seed . . . .
August 21st, 2012 at 4:32 pm
It is tough to compete with a man that has been in all four services.
Turd.
August 21st, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Holy crap! I figured it out! He actually WAS all those things and WAS all those places… just in an alternate timeline! He’s from a parallel dimension where the Vietnam War lasted 5 extra years and where Saddam Hussein was deposed back during Desert Storm and we had troops in Iraq for 10 years following. And in fact, this guy was SUCH a stud, Congress created the Silver Cross and Distinguished Star due to his exploits!
And that also explains why OUR Records Center doesn’t have his file… it’s in that parallel dimension’s Records Center! It all makes so much sense now!
August 21st, 2012 at 4:45 pm
Wow fuck that guy and his caps lock key.
August 21st, 2012 at 4:46 pm
I’m sorry. I’m too astounded by the atrocities that this man has visited upon grammar and spelling to be outraged about his tales of daring-do. This guy makes me wish there were a provision in the Geneva Conventions regarding the abuse of a language, because if there was, this man would put his name in the books for his genocidal tendencies towards good grammar and spelling.
August 21st, 2012 at 4:49 pm
wow, they clearly don’t teach English as a first language in any of the four branches. If you read that whole page of his craziness, you will try stabbing your eyes out by the end.
August 21st, 2012 at 4:50 pm
He also has the Battle “E” on the Ribbon of Honor.
August 21st, 2012 at 4:50 pm
gotta love his “joint inter-agency west” hat….He either did time at a federal pound him in the ass prison or pulled some fire line time for the BLM or Forest Service…the west part tells me he was stationed out of Boise, ID. Too bad Ed “To Tall” Freeman isn’t still alive and kicking….If he were, he’d still be piloting out of JIA-W (Boise), point him that man’s way and watch the sparks fly.
August 21st, 2012 at 4:53 pm
15 years old and a pilot in the USAF. That’s gotta be a record! I mean, you got yer run-of-the-mill SEAL teams and SF guys, but a 15 year old pilot in the USAF? That is the very definition of awesomeness!
August 21st, 2012 at 5:01 pm
Dear Good…
August 21st, 2012 at 5:06 pm
I am such a lazy ass pogue! There and I thought you had to have a college degree to be a zoomie pilot……..or mebbe he did that too by age 15. Lessee…..time in the Nam, then off to SEAL Team VI (VI?). Yep, bet they were waitin for him with open arms.
Scuse me while I go soak my head in the toilet to get the s#@! out of ears.
August 21st, 2012 at 5:09 pm
I take back what I said earlier….I read Scottys blog post and this dude is seriously whacked! Anyway, just made a call to a friend at JIA-W, Boise. We shall see….if he was stationed there.
August 21st, 2012 at 5:12 pm
Another tournament contender for next year.
August 21st, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Nam in 1978? How did he avoid arrest by the State Department and the Vietnamese government?
Oh! I got it! I got it! He was probably a POW, too!
August 21st, 2012 at 5:22 pm
The Native American deal is legit…Liz Warren vouched for him.
August 21st, 2012 at 5:24 pm
I hear that Elizabeth Warren will vouch for him being an Indian. She remembers hearing his tales at Pow Wows while they were smoking the pipe.
August 21st, 2012 at 5:25 pm
#17 679Prig: curse you…you beat me because I hunt and peck on the keyboard.
August 21st, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Damn, this guy woulda been a great addition to the SV tourney
August 21st, 2012 at 5:28 pm
This is the guy Jack O’Neill from Stargate SG-1 was based on, except they had to tone it down in the show because not even the guy who played MacGyver could pull off something this badass.
August 21st, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Total PONGO. Gotta get myself some of them happy pills he is on. I am suprised Hollywood has not taken up this story. Could be a Oscar for best picture etc.
August 21st, 2012 at 5:40 pm
So busy fighting, he never learned how to properly use written language for communication.
If I see “God Bless” on one more con page, I’m gonna scream. He wouldn’t know god if he fell over him, and he better count his blessings someone hasn’t driven over him and his stupidity by now.
This is one horse that will get my vote in next year’s tournament.
August 21st, 2012 at 5:47 pm
In addition he is also a scratch golfer, a published poet and a research physicist.
If you don’t believe him, just ask his wife-Morgan Fairchild.
August 21st, 2012 at 6:04 pm
Apparently, all you need to do to prove Indian ancestry these days is to join a Casino.
I bet this guys a whole lotta fun when he gets liquored up at the local pub.
August 21st, 2012 at 6:11 pm
Hey guys; you had better behave and watch what you say, this dude is so high speed badass, he could kill you with his mind!!
August 21st, 2012 at 6:12 pm
A pilot… more like a shit-pilot..
geez, he sure pilin’ it deep too.
August 21st, 2012 at 6:12 pm
Score one for the good guys and gals!! Rolling Thunder AKA Allen Aho AKA real name Christopher Tirao your hourglass ran out of sand……..
August 21st, 2012 at 6:14 pm
What, no $6 hat for being a member of Seal Team Six?
August 21st, 2012 at 6:15 pm
He was at Ground Zero on 9-11 too. Of course he can’t talk about it. That’s all secret squirrel classified .Claims to have a million dollars worth of collectible automobiles but is shacked up with a woman in a trailer court in bum f**k Indiana.don’t tell anyone though. This is all classified .
August 21st, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Reading his posts was tougher than a meeting with two A.D.D. colonels.
It would be awful fun if he showed up here, though.
“Rolling Blunder” is a pretty good handle…can we do better?
August 21st, 2012 at 6:24 pm
This is the same idiot I sent you info on from his posts on the Indiana Patriot Guard FB page. Hahahaha. Didn’t realize he was so prolific.
August 21st, 2012 at 6:48 pm
I feel bad for this guy.. not because he lied, but because he is clearly a mentally ill individual who needs medical attention. I really do hope he gets the treatment that he needs.
August 21st, 2012 at 7:13 pm
I served from ’75 -’77 and was not offered a chance to go to Viet Nam. I would have felt more like a soldier if I had!! He
apparently wanted to wait for a fight with the Kmer Rogue!!
August 21st, 2012 at 7:19 pm
Can someone link this jackass’ Facebook page? I feel like goin trollin for a stupidfish.
August 21st, 2012 at 7:24 pm
Apparently, he deleted his Facebook page, but Scotty says he’s still hunting for him.
August 21st, 2012 at 7:28 pm
His Given Native American name is RUNNING SCARED
AKA as heap big pile of shit
August 21st, 2012 at 7:56 pm
Could be a Oscar for best picture etc.
Nah, Hurt Locker and Crimson Tide already have the bullshit military thriller genre locked up.
Not to say that they’re not going to try with that hunk of guano about Obama/OBL they’re talking about putting out just before the election, complete with pec-implanted Obama kicking down the door with a M-60 in his arm ala Rambo.
August 21st, 2012 at 8:13 pm
This is the account that the POS is hiding behind right now….http://www.facebook.com/allen.aho.58
August 21st, 2012 at 9:06 pm
Scotty start hunting again , that site is down now. Joe
August 21st, 2012 at 9:28 pm
Went to Scotty’s Hideaway, way down the page, the usual I”m getting a lawyer and you’ll be sorry BS. He’s gonna sue everyone.
CI RD, I heard, from a reliable source, that Morgan Freeman has already signed to play Thunder Thighs, er, Rolling Thunder. There’ll be a cast of thousands. That’s the straight scoop from someone who works in Harry Reid’s office.
August 21st, 2012 at 9:44 pm
Wow. Awesome. I do know a guy who has done Army, Navy and Air Force (really!), but his career is NOTHING like this guy’s is. No Silver Cross, no Distinguished Star. I’ll have to call my buddy and tell him what a loser he is compared to Christopher Tirao.
August 21st, 2012 at 9:55 pm
Is this blawesome guy’s ancestor Indian Indian or Paki Indian or American Indian? Or all three?
August 21st, 2012 at 9:58 pm
Man, that was a tough thread to read. he must have attended the same high school as Gunny Driveway. They probably served together.
August 21st, 2012 at 10:11 pm
#30, he actually single handedly commandeered Flight 93 and flew it to safety, the wreckage in Pennsylvania was planted by the government. The passengers from the plane are all living at a secret site in Alaska lest word of America’s secret weapon get out.
August 21st, 2012 at 10:21 pm
Another Turd.
It seems the drought has ended…
August 21st, 2012 at 10:33 pm
GT–there was never any drought when it comes to SV douchebaggery…only lulls in the deluge of them.
August 21st, 2012 at 10:39 pm
Futher Mucker!!! Were his parents way too closely related???
August 21st, 2012 at 11:19 pm
Seal Team VI? Is DOD mandating that units switch over from Arabic to Roman numbers? I have enough trouble with I through X, what would HMM-163 (one of the units I served in) look like? Will there be enough room on unit patches to handle all those Xs and Is and Vs?
August 21st, 2012 at 11:25 pm
@Marine 7002, HMM-163 in Roman numerals is
as follows: HMM-CLXIII
August 21st, 2012 at 11:26 pm
So among the thosands of completely fabricated bullshit. Why does he claim a POTUS (Doesnt say which one) gave him a hat that is attached to a drug task force in southern asia….wouldnt he have just been given it if he was part of it? Oh wait thats right….he earned it just like all those “metals” he has….gawd must be so hard to be a badass like him…making up lies on the fly…an i know my grammer or spelling isnt the greatest but damn. I know that theres aptitude tests for all the so called jobs hes had…maybe his ptsd from being at home an pretending so hard fucked him up….fml this guys awesome. So awesome i had to take the time to comment about it from my phone.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:27 pm
I doubt Christopher D. Tirao is even this turds real name. Tyrone Washington, maybe.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:31 pm
I think my favorite part was when he called “Semper Fi” a code.
Fire MEPS!
August 22nd, 2012 at 3:22 am
I feel so inadequate…what a douche!
August 22nd, 2012 at 6:31 am
Jay, regarding #51, I think he is suffering from an STD, not PTSD.
August 22nd, 2012 at 6:31 am
They poser busters did a damn good job with this assrat, but like so many other posers, Tony “Tiger” Meyers, Author “Cookie Monster” South, Dallas “Dildo/Dilly” Wettengate (sp).. they will pop back up….just like wack a mole (poser)
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:33 am
@50 Damn, I knew someone would have the answer. Thanks, ex-PH2. Now lemme get out my stone tablet and scribe and write that down, ’cause I’ll never remember it.
#48 YatYas: some family trees don’t have branches.
So he never claimed to be a Coastie…why aren’t our Semper Paratus bretheren not rising up in righteous anger to protest that omission? An obvious oversight on his part, he needs to rewrite his fairy tale a bit.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:44 am
Instead of Rolling Thunder, perhaps he should call himself Failing Skies.
In August 1945, the US didn’t drop the A-Bomb on Japan, it dropped Christopher Tirao.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:04 am
So where do I turn in my military records?
With heroes like him I should just run in shame.
He is an Army of One. The rest of us can go home.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:26 am
This guy is out of his fucking mind. Must spend his free time sucking on car exhaust pipes…
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:30 am
Polly Shore’s movie “In The Army Now” is a more acurate depiction of Military service than this guy is.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:26 am
I sent this ass-clown a personal invitation through his contacts to come defend himself on this blog. He’ll show up but he will be so secret squirrel that no one will see him. The ” Allen Aho ” f/b account is still active & he is communicating from there. He is also activating his Rolling Thunder account long enough to send messages & then de-activating. The mighty secret squirrel of face book thinks he’s slick.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:09 am
Well I got a reply back from Rolling bullshit.. He blocked me on the Aho account..hehehe, That has a ring to it don’t ya think.. The Aho blocks me on the Aho account..lmaoooo
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:11 am
Allen Aho
50 minutes agoScott
Your more than welcome to join in on the conversation about your lies Christopher Tirao . We would love to hear what you have to say in your defense boy.Come on, your the Billy bad ass on the block. so lets see what a secret squirrel bad ass like you has to say. you have officially been called out ! ” No glory in Stolen Valor “.
You can no longer message Allen Aho. Learn more.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:13 am
Found this poem on Fakers by Ronald W. Hull, it might be a bit mild for this subject but it rings home what we all fight againts so often here. Rather than pasting it, here is the link to it…..Scotty…..job well done on this one.
http://ronhullauthor.com/poems/fakes.htm
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:38 am
Can’t really help, after reading the whole dossier at “Stolen Valor”, if this soup sandwich is just primarily mentally incapacitated! He needs to be locked away forever. He sounds like he is a danger to society.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:01 am
Turd needs a spelling lesson to start with.
August 22nd, 2012 at 12:56 pm
Caps lock……..UNLEASH THE RAGE!!!!!!!
August 22nd, 2012 at 1:05 pm
He has made the POWnetwork.org..wall of shame
http://www.fakewarriors.org/phonies/phonies1284.htm
August 22nd, 2012 at 1:42 pm
@69 He seems a few bricks short of a load to me…
August 22nd, 2012 at 4:50 pm
Damn, he did everything but claim his codename was Agent Orange! (What, no Moon of Endor campaign ribbon?)
August 22nd, 2012 at 5:42 pm
Anonymous, let’s don’t dis the Endor campaign! I was a gunner on an “Astro-Amtrac” and it was a total bitch! If it wasn’t for the Millennium Falcon…
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:15 pm
@71
He racked up 3 Star Destroyer kills in his Y-Wing.
When he said he was USNF… does that stand for “Under Sedation, Nucking Futs”?
August 23rd, 2012 at 8:51 am
Rolling Blunder’s new F/B page. http://www.facebook.com/ApacheWarrior35
August 23rd, 2012 at 9:10 am
That page didn’t last long. 5 mins. of posting by three people & he shut it down.
August 23rd, 2012 at 9:26 am
In Western Massachusetts the USNF stands for the Unitarian Society of Northampton and Florence…based on his comments this guy could easily be a member.
August 23rd, 2012 at 9:32 am
I think he’s more likely a follower of the Church of Blind Onanism International. But that’s just me.
August 23rd, 2012 at 9:54 am
@77 I need some eye wash now, that retina burn is going to sting for a while.
August 23rd, 2012 at 9:37 pm
“In addition he is also a scratch golfer, a published poet and a research physicist. If you don’t believe him, just ask his wife-Morgan Fairchild.”
Whom he has seen naked … and with whom he has slept!
This guy gives the SNL Lier a run for his money!
August 23rd, 2012 at 10:18 pm
Has anyone gotten this man on the horn? Heard his story?
I cannot wait.
Turd.
August 24th, 2012 at 5:59 pm
The idiot is back on line in face book.
http://www.facebook.com/TropicalSunset50
August 25th, 2012 at 9:44 am
Picking on my little buddy like that. All four branches and learned the code of the US Marines…..I am in awe!!
August 27th, 2012 at 2:20 pm
what a shmuck
August 27th, 2012 at 2:26 pm
And given the fact he’s been putting up/taking down FB pages with curious regularity, that kind of throws out the mentally ill excuse.
August 30th, 2012 at 6:46 pm
I have also hear from those close to him that he is Gay
August 31st, 2012 at 12:53 pm
Who would create one group after another, make it secret and say it is for veterans??? I smell a rat!
August 31st, 2012 at 1:03 pm
@85.
Your not being PC.
Just kidding.
February 2nd, 2013 at 8:35 pm
Maybe he went to nam after the war ended with the top secret mission of infiltrating enemy territory and placing spam mail in there mailboxs! Thats totally hardcore man!
April 10th, 2013 at 3:06 pm
I visit this site quite often…mainly for the sheer entertainment value of some of these jokers, but this dude takes the cake. After 21 years of active duty service, I am in awe of his achievements. Seriously though, I am actually a little embarrassed for him, as well as the majority of these folks captured forever on TAH.
April 10th, 2013 at 4:08 pm
Isn’t that Whoopi Goldberg?
May 4th, 2013 at 11:45 pm
Assclown-o.
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June 17th, 2013 at 11:20 am
Holy monkey shit. He claimed everything except space station door gunner !
June 17th, 2013 at 11:38 am
Just saw this guy for the first time. He is unf@cking believable! How does he have the brass to claim all that shit? I mean DAMN! He had me at ‘Nam in ’78! One of the biggest ass clowns I have seen on TAH.
June 17th, 2013 at 12:49 pm
Why didn’t he join the coast guard…..pussy
June 17th, 2013 at 2:44 pm
here’s his new fb page. he does not mention any military service. https://www.facebook.com/christopher.tirao.7
June 17th, 2013 at 2:50 pm
Loser.