Hippie thinks she’s funny

| September 19, 2012 | 85 Comments

The family of Private First Class Caleb Killian proudly submitted an article to their local “alternative newspaper”, the Madison County Crier announcing his graduation from boot camp. The hippie who owns the newspaper took liberties with article and published her own “alternate” version of what would make the article sound sweeter to her drug-ravaged ears;

So, of course, her incessant yapping caused an uproar in the community. As is the wont of hippies, Frances Madeson reveled in the attention and then spends hundreds of words lecturing the community on how she’s smarter than they are.

I wanted to establish the practice that if you send me stuff (and I hope that you will, the more challenging the better), I’m going to use it creatively to promote thought, even critical thinking.

There’s that “critical thinking” bullshit excuse that hippies use every time they’re wrong and piss off the community. It was a simple announcement that gets published in small newspapers across the country every day, but this drug-adled spaz had to make a big deal out of it.

Luckily for her, the family are more rational than she ever was on her best day and responded thusly;

“We as a family are extremely proud of our son and his accomplishments. He has always been an exceptional and driven individual. Caleb had other opportunities, yet chose to join the USMC. We respect him for that decision. The current situation concerning the Madison County Crier and its editor, Frances Madeson, has become extremely convoluted. Our community coming together in support of one of their own has been incredible. The dialogue that is currently taking place is equally as incredible. There have been many articulate views expressed by those in the community insulted by her actions (and follow-up responses). While she has now written hundreds of words further criticizing the community, she has yet to write the three simple words everyone, especially my son, deservedly needs to hear, “I am sorry”. If her desire is to see change, then perhaps she should begin with humility.”

Thanks to karlen for the link.

Category: I hate hippies

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  1. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    @50 that’s code for the love that dare not speak its’ name…./sarc

  2. Chip@NASA says:

    @ 51 & 51…..

    I always thought that was referred to as “Hand to Gland Combat”
    /lol

  3. Chip@NASA says:

    Awwww one of their little defenders(Alan Yount)on the The Madison County Crier Facebook (where I posted this thread) said about TAH…. ” …There are people commenting on MCC’s fb page from the east coast all the way to the west coast. Since more people look at FB than this sorry excuse of a blog…”

    /flame on!! hahah doofus.

  4. Smaj says:

    Our country is a better place because of Caleb Killian and a worse place because of the raving moonbat Frances.

  5. Just an Old Dog says:

    It looks like the paper was recently revived from one that went out of business. It’s only put out a few issues. From the reaction of the community it doesnt look like there will be too many more. it Looks like Frances better try to find a coffee shop to serve as a barrista (thats a fancy name for a dumbass who pours over-priced coffee in a cup) and floor mopper.

  6. Nik says:

    Anyone who posted might want to check this.

    “Some excellent comments here, I’d like to publish in our next issue, which should be super duper. If anyone objects, please say so. Thanks much, Frances”

  7. NHSparky says:

    Missouri hippies. I hate Missouri hippies.

  8. NHSparky says:

    Since more people look at FB than this sorry excuse of a blog…”

    Someone might want to let Mr. Yount in on a little secret–that Jonn has been interviewed and appeared on national television, TSO has appeared in nationally published magazines, and even I’ve been contacted by the media re: VFW PAC back in 2010.

    So yeah, Mr. Yount. I’d say the reach of this “sorry excuse of a blog” has a bit more reach than a local hippie fishwrap.

  9. Nik says:

    Just read this little tidbit posted by one of the people that work there (Denny):

    “One quick question regarding your last post. First, I’ll just say I don’t see the paper publishing a print version again anytime soon simply because many ads have been pulled and many locations for distribution are no longer available”

  10. Just Plain Jason says:

    I did a little distribution of the story…shaking some cages seeing what falls out. I think she needs a little publicity that is all.

  11. TheTrueAnalyst says:

    This dumb broad is stupidity personified, and then biggie sized. I know a few hippie types myself (I’m even friends with some of them, surprisingly), yet even they have nothing but positive things to say about our fighting men and women (I wouldn’t hang around anyone who felt differently, and I have actually changed a few of their minds in the past). It takes a really lunatic member of society living on the fringe these days, in order to insult those in uniform.

  12. Nik says:

    @60

    Isn’t the saying “No such thing as bad publicity”?

  13. TheOtherMatt says:

    She was certainly right about the ‘alternate universe’ bit.

  14. UpNorth says:

    If anyone wants to e-mail Frances, it’s francesmadeson at gmail dot com, from the front page of the soon-to-be defunct paper.

  15. 2-17 AirCav says:

    “The Crier has boosted its circulation from 12 to 1500!”

    No kidding. The temperatures are dropping and the free paper makes starting woodstove fires easier. But I especially enjoyed the ad for somebody who claims to be a rapper/photographer. Groovy. Very, very groovy. Morons.

  16. Casey says:

    Sponge @50: I think that was supposed to be a humorous reference to “hand to hand combat,” only she turned it into “hand to hand massage.” Get it? Hippie joke! {/snerk}

  17. Jeff says:

    Presumably, Frances will have second thoughts as she is buried up to her shoulder and stoned to death by the sharia overlords she would let take over the country as a result of her destruction of the Marines Corps.

    This is simply the result of to much time on one’s hand and a full belly.

    This sure as hell ain’t Sparta.

  18. Redacted1775 says:

    Hippies are never funny on purpose.

  19. Roger in Republic says:

    Hey Frances, How do you spell IDIOT?

  20. NHSparky says:

    Glanced at one of her stories. Apparently (surprise!) she’s not native to MO. She’s from NYC. Color me shocked.

  21. Yat Yas 1833 says:

    Pig eyed bitch!

  22. 679Prig says:

    You submit this to an “alternative newspaper” and then you act suprised when something like this happens?

    Who’s the real idiot here?

  23. Lthrnck1775 says:

    @Prig – Maybe they were trying to be supportive of the LOCAL paper…!!??

  24. Green Thumb says:

    @70.

    Easy. CLUELESS LIBERAL.

  25. Fore DOG says:

    Fuck ya, I am encouraging my son to go into the military, I want him to be a well trained killer for Jesus.

  26. JP says:

    @77

    You don’t have a son, or did they finally figure out how two gays can conceive a baby via the anus?

  27. Nik says:

    @75

    Maybe it’s time for Ranger Up to resurrect the Marine Corps Recruiting Station Berkley shirt.

    http://www.rangerup.com/macorestbesh.html

  28. Twist says:

    @77 Pound Puppy, You don’t happen to be an admin from a certain site named Democratic Underground do you?

  29. ANNIE says:

    SHE DOES NOT GET THAT GOOD CONQUERS EVIL, OR HER OLD HIPPY PEACE SHIT NEVER GOT ANYTHING DONE….IF WE DO NOT KILL THEM THEY WILL DO A LOT OF 911’S……HELLO, WE ARE THE STRONGEST COUNTRY, AND WILL BE AGAIN WHEN DIP IS VOTED OUT IN NOV. OBAMA NEEDS TO GRADUATE TO “BOOT CAMP”…AS IN THE BOOT. OUR 5000 WAR HEADS HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO 300, OUR WE GETTING HIS AGENDA YET ? WHOORAH, FOR THIS PRIVATE, AND FOR MY GUNNY SGT SON AND MY 2 OTHER SGT SONS, IN THE U S MARINE CORP ! GET SOME, AND POINT AND LOCK ON THE FLAG BURNERS. MY BIBLE SAYS BLOOD FOR BLOOD! NOT PUSSYFOOTING AROUND, JUST FEELING MAD. WE TAKE OVER OR GO UNDER, ROMNEY WILL GET IT DONE. OBAMA IS A MUSLIM AND HE WILL PROTECT THEM ! NOT US, THEM !!! HE IS A WOLF OF MANY COLORS, AND HAS AN AGENDA ! WAKE UP AMERICA !!!! ANNIE.

  30. ANNIE says:

    @ fore DOG…using F___ and Jesus in the same sentence is sacrilegious. For God sakes that was stupid.

  31. ANNIE says:

    SHE SMOKED SO MUCH MARY JANE IN THE 60’S, SHE IS STILL SEEING HAIGHT….ASHBURY, AND BURNING HER BRA. WHY DID THEY EVER THINK GIVE PEACE A CHANCE WOULD MEAN DO NOT DEFEND YOURSELF ? HELLO…..OK KILL ME I AM GOING TO POT HEAVEN ANYWAY….NOT !

  32. Joe Williams says:

    Annie,quit holding back. Tell us your true feelings for this throwback of the 60’s. Joe

  33. Jim says:

    I here that now she is contacting alot of the people that responded on FB and wanting to use their post in the next issue. I wonder who is sponsoring it?

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