Jerry Lee, the Queens NY SEAL
Don Shipley sends us this note;
Hello Guys… I have a new buddy, a corporate Head Hunter with access to job resume postings from around the world… He searches “Navy SEAL” and send them to me for verification… In the month we’ve been doing this he has sent me several HUNDRED resumes that are total fakes… I’ve sent the below clown to you.
Perhaps you can find something to post him on “This Ain’t Hell.” In my opinion, when they “Post Online” all their contact information seeking work then they should appreciate us posting their resumes in their entirety for the world to see and for others to contact them with job offers…
I’ve also attached Jerry’s picture. When I asked Jerry if he wanted to work for me as a SEAL Instructor he explained that he was VERY HAPPY at his new position working at Olive Garden…
You can’t make this shit up…
Cheers… Don Shipley…
Jerry Lee
518 Ruffner Street, Norfolk, Va.23504 757-724-4911
leejr.jerry@yahoo.comObjective
To obtain an entry level position with the opportunity for advancement and to utilize skills obtained from previous experience
02/12-03-12
Burger King, Norfolk, Va.
Greet customers entering establishment
Prepare food for customer orders
Maintain a neat and clean check out and dining area03/05/1980-03/04/2002
US Navy Seal US Navy, Queens,Ny
Conducted insertions and extractions by sea, air and land to accomplish covert, Special Warfare / Special Operations missions
Captured high-value enemy personnel and terrorists around the world
Collected information and intelligence through special reconnaissance missions
Carried out small-unit, direct-action missions against military targets
Performed underwater reconnaissance and the demolition of natural or man-made obstacles prior to amphibious landings
Supervised fifteen men in my unit ensuring accuracy of daily operationsOct 2009-April 2010
Cashier,McDonalds, Norfolk, Va.
Greet customers entering establishment
Prepare food for customer orders
Balance cash drawer on a daily basis
Receive payments from customers using cash or credit cards and ensured accuracy of customers change.
That’s quite a fall from a 22-year Navy SEAL to a fries jockey at Burger King. But at least he’s rockin’ that plum job at Olive Garden now. I didn’t even know that we had SEALs stationed in Queens. I’m sure Bloomberg doesn’t know either.
October 4th, 2012 at 4:25 pm
Okay, okay… I can’t claim to be a SEAL (Larry would hurt me), but I think I was a Ranger?
Dunno just where the closest Olive Garden is, but do I qualify?
Sometimes thing go beyond “just sad” into silly.
October 4th, 2012 at 4:28 pm
Dude looks like he ate a couple of seals…and maybe a penguin.
October 4th, 2012 at 4:29 pm
He forgot to put I maintained a clean area of operations under Navy Seal.
October 4th, 2012 at 4:30 pm
Nik, It must be the unlimited bread sticks.
October 4th, 2012 at 4:33 pm
Good Lord, they must have loosened the physical requirements a bit if this fat sh1t made a team…..
With a body like that I am pretty sure it’s a safe bet he was serving himself at McDonalds and probably not serving the nation ever….
October 4th, 2012 at 4:42 pm
On a more positive NYC note, some of the crew of the USS Michael Murphy were in attendance at the Yankees vs. Red Sox game the other day, and they got a wild round of applause from the crowd when they were shown on the big screen.
Irrelevant, perhaps, but still was nice to see.
October 4th, 2012 at 4:53 pm
@2: Looks like he swallowed 2 harbor seals, a sea lion and a manatee and went back for seconds.
October 4th, 2012 at 4:54 pm
So he did SEAL ops in the back of Burger King?
October 4th, 2012 at 5:00 pm
I bet he qualified Expert on the Fry-O-Lator.
October 4th, 2012 at 5:12 pm
@ 6 Quite relevant … I will be attending the commissioning.
Back to the Queens NY US Navy SEAL who training was conducted in fast food restaurants in the Norfolk, VA area (only within miles of Little Creek and Dam Neck).
I would like to apologize on behalf of all good New Yorker’s for his dumbf*ckness.
Back to relevancy:
This week is a special week for the Murphy Family, the US Navy, and the city and state of New York respectively. On Oct 6th at 1000 the USS MICHAEL MURPHY (DDG-112) will come alive and the mightiest man of war will set sail and take the fight to the enemy.
LT Michael Murphy was KIA on June 28, 2005 and he was posthumously awarded the MOH by then President Bush.
Lt. Michael Patrick Murphy of Smithtown, NY was born May 7, 1976 was a United States Navy SEAL and the first person to be awarded the military’s highest decoration, the Medal of Honor, for actions during the War in Afghanistan. He was also the first member of the U.S. Navy to receive the award since the Vietnam War. His other posthumous awards included the Silver Star and Purple Heart.
Michael Murphy was born and raised in Suffolk County, New York. He graduated from Pennsylvania State University with honors and dual degrees in political science and psychology. After college he accepted a commission in the United States Navy and became a United States Navy SEAL in July 2002. After participating in several War on Terror missions, he was killed on June 28, 2005, after his team was compromised and surrounded by Taliban forces near Asadabad, Afghanistan.
I am proud of this man, honored to know the Murphy family, and look forward to one of the precious of Naval traditions … the commissioniong of a ship … the USS MICHAEL MURPHY (DDG-112).
October 4th, 2012 at 5:24 pm
Here’s his facebook if anyone is interested: https://www.facebook.com/leejr.jerry
October 4th, 2012 at 5:32 pm
OK, time for the standard offer: if anyone can come up with a full name and DOB or SSN, I’ll send NPRC a FOIA and we’ll see what his actual military records say about his military service – if any.
I’m also kinda curious about that gap in his resume between 2002 and 2009. Seems kinda like it’s in the “5 to 10″ year range.
October 4th, 2012 at 5:35 pm
Holy fuck….he lasted one month at BK….looks like they must have closed because tiny here ate them out of business!!!!
October 4th, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Hondo,
My guess is you leave jail time off of the typical resume!
October 4th, 2012 at 5:48 pm
Can we make it legal for Mr. Shipley to fist bump these guys in the testicles for claiming to be SEALs when they aren’t?
October 4th, 2012 at 6:02 pm
He’s not even a retiree, let alone a former SEAL. If he were a retiree, he would know that nobody retires on the 4th of the month.
October 4th, 2012 at 6:04 pm
I used his e-address to send him a warm note of love:
” Hello Jerry:
In doing my daily read around the web, I came across your resume. I am not concerned with the “get nowhere” history of yours at Burger King, McDonald’s or Olive Garden, but I am interested in your claim of 22 years as a SEAL.
You fat, lying, piece of useless shit phony. Our first clue as to your uselessness was in not even knowing that SEAL types never, ever write it as you did “Seal”, but instead always capitalize each letter. You have a Norfolk, VA address? That is a very dumb place to claim to be one of the Navy’s finest, and making such dumbassed claims could cause someone up there to really want to talk to you, alone and personal. Take a look at your fat, phony ass over here at “This Ain’t Hell”, where we have put your name up in lights: http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=32255.
You’ve reached the bigtime, dude. Stop over and explain how you are going to sue us, and how your little sister put up the phony info. Or will you have a woman stop by to defend you. We’ll be waiting to hear from you.
Frankie Cee”
October 4th, 2012 at 6:14 pm
The epidemic of poseurs both big and small seems to be getting worse and worse as noted before.
Soon y’all gonna have to do a poseur of the month award climaxing with a poseur of the year award (kinda like playmate of the month and a playmate of the year).
October 4th, 2012 at 6:19 pm
I hit his friends list to send the link to this post. I am sure that he wants them all to see how famous he is becoming.
October 4th, 2012 at 6:45 pm
I don’t want to make him mad. I’m scared he’ll come to Oregon and start eating his way through people till he finds me.
October 4th, 2012 at 6:57 pm
I saw that guy in concert about 30 years ago.
He was much thinner then, and had blonde hair.
October 4th, 2012 at 6:59 pm
Maybe he has a Steven Segal Under Siege cover story for working in BK/Olive Garden. I can understand him not wanting to leave Olive Garden. When I was recruiting in the Midwest in the late 1980′s, I inherited a poolee from a departing recruiter. Time for him to ship, he had the old change of heart. He was 20 year old guy with a pregnant wife, and din’t want to leave his job at the car parts store because he was making $5 an hour. Maybe old Jerry Lee Lewis here is in the same situation.
Question for Mr. Shipley, how far did you string him along before you dropped the hammer? Anything like that video that you posted here a few weeks back?
October 4th, 2012 at 7:17 pm
Of course he lied on his resume. Just look at him. Clearly he only inserted and never extracted.
October 4th, 2012 at 7:57 pm
Fat sack of shit would’nt make a pimple on a Navy SEALS ass !
Where do these clowns hatch ?
October 4th, 2012 at 8:09 pm
“I’m just a cook. Just a lowly, lowly cook.”
Fuck, they’re not even trying anymore.
October 4th, 2012 at 8:24 pm
Thanks for laying off New York …. and laying into him!
I love TAH!
October 4th, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Dang it! This guy took my plan…
As I get ready to retire here shortly after 25 years (sadly not as a SEAL)I also am planning on taking a 7 year break…then returning to the workforce as a fast food worker
October 4th, 2012 at 8:52 pm
@27. My sense is that Veterans don’t make good waiters or food-order takers. I mean, a guy will do what he must to make a buck but I just don’t see a Veteran being very adept at suffering an A-hole who thinks his fries are cold or his burger too long in the making. Maybe I’m wrong but I just can’t see it. Me, I’d last in that job about two seconds after some clown looked at me sideways.
October 4th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
SEAL my a$$! A WALRUS maybe but no frickin’ way this lard a$$ was a SEAL!
October 4th, 2012 at 8:59 pm
Nothing says SEAL like an “In Doe We Trust” t-shirt.
October 4th, 2012 at 9:10 pm
@ 30 STOP IT ALL OF YOU …………. my ribs are killing me!
October 4th, 2012 at 9:22 pm
Maybe what he meant is….He SEALED food storage bags for B/K and it was a lateral transfer to Olive Garden??? Not that they support the troops or vets any…
October 4th, 2012 at 9:34 pm
@ #28 You are most likely correct. Some years back, a young friend tore up a knee so badly during one of those Army training deals that he went out on a medical. Took him years to settle into a decent job. Funny, but he actually did finally fit in at an O/G where he could hide out in the kitchen and did not have to deal much with the public.
October 4th, 2012 at 9:53 pm
Fish Sandwich.
October 4th, 2012 at 10:35 pm
Okay, which slogan does he have tattoed somewhere on his fat ass, “Bonus Vicis , Valde Salad Olive Ortus” (Good Times, Great Salad, Olive Garden) or “Ut You’re Hic You’re Prosapia” (When you’re here, you’re family)?
A tip of the kevlar to Al Gore for inventing the internet so that I could use an on-line English To Latin Translation site.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:02 am
Air Cav–I can imagine how that exchange would go:
“Uh, excuse me? These fries aren’t all that fresh or hot.”
“Then stick ‘em up your ass and warm ‘em up! Jesus, anything else you wanna whine about?”
Something like that?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:08 am
Hey, now come on people, it’s entirely plausible this guy did SEAL ops and ended up running the fryolator.
“Yeah, there I was, no shit, man. Me and this ex-VC guy named Colonel Wat Du Phuck and a total fucking badass Marine Sergeant Major who couldn’t spell worth a shit and liked pictures of his tied up girlfriend did a night infil up the Hudson River off a submarine commanded by this total badass the crew kept calling Ballduster. Some guy named Soupy on there told us we didn’t have a hair on our asses to sneak in and snatch the secret Big Mac sauce. Not only did we get that shit, we plowed into Wendy’s “hot and juicy” as a little side trip. That was some hairy shit, that op.”
October 5th, 2012 at 4:14 am
Sheesh! Cut the guy some slack, guys! He had to account for that huge employment gap SOMEHOW!
/sarc
October 5th, 2012 at 7:11 am
@28
Couldn’t agree more. Both my son and me had trouble after we got out working at those sorts of places. It mostly wasn’t about the public, but more about some doofus manager type who droned on about “uniform regulations” and “teamwork” and “putting the mission first” when talking about “his crew” at the local WendyMcWhopperDQ joint. They had no clue.
I ended up starting my own business and also working construction part time. Construction was great because I could take out my frustrations on defenseless nails and studs.
October 5th, 2012 at 8:06 am
AW1 Tim
Were you only wearing the minimum number of pieces of flair?
Hack (35)
You owe me a new laptop!
October 5th, 2012 at 8:24 am
@35 You can tell by my nickname I was forced to study the “romance” languages (boy did that term not turn out like I thought it would)…
I like many quotes from the ancients, Socrates has some interesting observations…our boy here is about as worthless as they come….
“Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.”
October 5th, 2012 at 8:46 am
Just GOOGLE mapped his address.
Here is the link:
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=virginia%20criminal%20record%20search&gbv=2&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl
After spending so long in the Navy, it seems his housing situation has diminished. Haven’t been able to tap into any on-line criminal records checks for VA Beach, Norfolk or surrounding counties.
October 5th, 2012 at 8:48 am
Sorry. Try THIS link:
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&gbv=2&q=518+Ruffner+Street,+Norfolk,+Va.23504&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x89ba98049801ecfb:0xc8886012d1f5a293,518+Ruffner+St,+Norfolk,+VA+23504&gl=us&sa=X&ei=AdduUKOUBpTW0gH-7oHoBQ&ved=0CBQQ8gEwAA
October 5th, 2012 at 8:59 am
Yo mofo jus because he lives along side a highway, in a flood zone, surrounded by abandoned cars, dead cats, in a crack neighborhood … it does not make him a bad guy!
BTW is is a bad area!
October 5th, 2012 at 9:02 am
@ Hack Stone ….. spilled coffee all over desk!
October 5th, 2012 at 9:03 am
@VOV, it’s ‘romanse’ languages, as in ‘derived from the Roman language’.
‘Romance’ languages can be found in Harlequin’s romance line of books. Whole different category.
October 5th, 2012 at 9:04 am
…and that should be ‘language of the Romans’ which is Latin.
Sorry, no caffeine yet.
October 5th, 2012 at 9:15 am
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
October 5th, 2012 at 9:24 am
@ #44 / MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) That’s not the point I was trying to make. It just seems to me that after 22 years of service, he have learned some skills and developed the desire to improve his situation. But then again, I’m not him.
October 5th, 2012 at 9:26 am
Interesting, Ex-PH2. The covers of the few Harlequin novels I’ve ever seen were in English – which is a Germanic vice a Romance language. (smile)
October 5th, 2012 at 9:32 am
I suppose he thought that a fast food career after the military instead of Wal Mart greeter would throw people off the scent.
October 5th, 2012 at 9:35 am
A request has been submitted to the NPRC to see if this high speed burger flipper served at all…
http://scotty-stolenvaloroffendersexposed.blogspot.com/2012/10/jerry-lee-jr-navy-seal-poser-blog-of.html
October 5th, 2012 at 9:37 am
Who else but a 22 year SEAL could manage to go from McDonalds fry cook to Olive Garden busboy in a mere 3 years? That type of dedication, skill, and go-getter attitude is precisely what makes SEALs one of the finest group of Special Operators in the world.
I for one fully believe his resume and am sure that there is not a single fabrication upon it!
October 5th, 2012 at 9:52 am
SEAL? Not so much. more like a walrus.
October 5th, 2012 at 9:58 am
Hondo, are you saying you read girlie romance novels?
I KNEW IT!!
HONDO READS HOUSEWIFE PORN!!!! (kidding)
October 5th, 2012 at 10:12 am
Ex-PH2: I said I’d seen the covers, not wasted my time reading them. Spend any time poking around in second-hand bookstores and you can’t avoid them. (smile)
October 5th, 2012 at 10:25 am
@46 Well that explains it all m’lady there was not much romance in that class and several of the women in that class had more hair than I did…,
Harlequin books? I’ve seen some of those books at the local bookstores and markets. I suspect the covers are far better than what’s written inside but I could be wrong there as well….I am certain I am not the demographic they seek.
Declining a noun, conjugating verbs, pluperfect…all very interesting at the time even if a bit painful. It’s funny how decades (many decades) later that well rounded education serves me in observing the present.
October 5th, 2012 at 11:24 am
Obviously he is not a SEAL, He was part of the black ops group Salad Eating And Linguini Ingesting Overweight Numbnut Simpletons, or the SEA LIONS as they are known to the public.
October 5th, 2012 at 11:30 am
@28
Actually I worked as a waiter while going to school after I got out. I got some snotty customers, to be sure, but the worst of them couldn’t say or do anything near what my Marine DI’s did in boot camp.
October 5th, 2012 at 11:51 am
Well, you see, VOV, I have on my agenda my storyline for a ‘haunted romance’ (very popular to have a relationship with a ghost now) between a contemporary woman and the ghost of a centurion from the time of Antoninus Pius, the fellow who directed building the Antonine Wall — not to be confused with the wall built by that old geezer Hadrian.
And since I can’t seem to keep a plot simple, some of the speech has to be in Latin and some in Greek, and I’m none too sure how my two years of high school Latin in Mr. Dirksen’s class are going to hold out. But I shall endeavor to persevere. And I have a Greek immigrant friend who owns a restaurant a few miles from my house, plus my dad’s textbooks, so I’m sure he’ll be happy to educate me in the Greek language, or if he doesn’t have time, his wife Sofia (means wisdom in Greek). Very nice people. And because the internet gives ample room to people who want to do discovery, I found a site “romanarmy.com”, which is geared toward re-enactors who want everything to be just right, because no one will believe you know anything if you don’t know the bad words.
Oh, Hondo, do admit — you peeked. Uh huh.
October 5th, 2012 at 12:21 pm
“SEAL my a$$! A WALRUS maybe but no frickin’ way this lard a$$ was a SEAL!”
Bingo
Wimpy
Ass
Loser
Rotund
Useless
Shitbird
October 5th, 2012 at 12:39 pm
OK, Ex-PH2 – ya got me. Yeah, I peeked.
The display of classic “men’s magazines” in that second-hand bookstore was simply too much to resist. Hell, I could remember some of those when they were on newsstands the first time!
That is what you were talking about – right? (smile)
October 5th, 2012 at 12:39 pm
Hey you guys…he’s not fat. He’s up-armored!
October 5th, 2012 at 12:43 pm
No, PintoNag – he’s “plush upholstered”. With maybe some extra padding.
October 5th, 2012 at 12:47 pm
Let’s drop him in the sand in Afghanistan and tell him there’s a Big Mac waiting for him for every dead Taliban and Al-Q he comes up with.
The war would be over in a week.
October 5th, 2012 at 12:52 pm
That’s the best resume ever.
October 5th, 2012 at 12:57 pm
He makes me hungry.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:24 pm
Of course it was, Hondo.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:56 pm
@61 FMR PAO, to forkin’ good!
October 5th, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Queens Combat Diary:
There I was, on the 7 Train to Flushing when I received my frago from higher. SMEAC my ass. This was war, tell me who to kill and stand the eff back.
I promptly consumed my 4 cheese-covered Nathan’s hot dogs and zipped up my FUBU sweatsuit.
My objective: Liquidate a Slurpy at the 7-11 in Astoria.
I knew Astoria was a tough battle space, but nothing like Elmhurst where they still have cows and dairy farms. (I mean, how the hell am I supposed to consume mozzarrella sticks if they haven’t milked the dairy yet? How am I supposed to win this war anyway?)
I slung my Knicks gym bag over my shoulder and quickly encountered 42 Koreans in the next car. None of them spoke English. That’s when things got ugly.
Who the hell is Jeremy Lin anyway, and why was he not mentioned in my intel report?
(To Be Continued)
October 5th, 2012 at 2:39 pm
I found out that he does have a tattoo. It reads “Semper Esurientem”. I will defer to Veritas Omnia Vincit to translate.
October 5th, 2012 at 2:43 pm
Hack, it means “always hungry” in Latin.
October 5th, 2012 at 2:57 pm
You are correct, Ex-PH2. His personal philosophy is that he never met a meal that he didn’t like.
October 5th, 2012 at 2:58 pm
@71 dude, you’re killing me here….
October 5th, 2012 at 2:58 pm
When he talks about being at Pork Chop Hill, he is actually referring to fighting his way through the buffet line.
October 5th, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Jerry Lee always practices “safe snacks”. He carries condiments in his wallet.
October 5th, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Hack, next thing you’ll want to call him is “Obesus Futuere”
October 5th, 2012 at 3:06 pm
it translates roughly as “Obese Intercourse” or Fat F@ck
October 5th, 2012 at 3:14 pm
@63, Up-Armored? Hell, you could wrap his ass in chicken wire and call him Hesco.
October 5th, 2012 at 3:16 pm
Hamburger Hill was his happy place where he single-handedly defended his pile of quarter-pounders from a busload of touring senior citizens armed only with his trusty fry-o-lator.
October 5th, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Sheyit! Neither he nor his friends that I alerted to the post have come out of the woodwork? How majorly depressing.
October 5th, 2012 at 3:42 pm
@81
He’s still struggling to reach the keyboard. Anyway, those double whoppers aren’t going to eat themselves.
October 5th, 2012 at 3:55 pm
Is that resume off Duffel Blog? The spelling and grammar seem to good for your average ex-SEAL/McDonald’s greeter (no offense).
October 5th, 2012 at 4:10 pm
@ 70 and everyone else … this is a serious blog site for budding comedians. Crap … this is funny sh*t!
BTW … the two top dogs at NSW were handed a copy of Don Shipley’s referral and the resume today at lunch. They got a great kick from it!
They are in town for the commissioning!
October 5th, 2012 at 4:24 pm
It’s glandular so lighten up. I also hear that he’s been constipated since he was 11. Every damn thing he ate since then is in there somewhere.
October 5th, 2012 at 4:32 pm
@85
So, what you’re saying is the guy’s full of shit. Well I think we all knew that. :p
October 5th, 2012 at 4:44 pm
What does “glandular” mean?
Is that French or something?
October 5th, 2012 at 5:06 pm
@87. It is frequently mistaken for French, MCPO, but, actually, it’s Old English for lardass.
October 5th, 2012 at 5:08 pm
@86. I was trying to be delicate.
October 5th, 2012 at 5:34 pm
I’m a Marine. You gotta spell shit out for me sometimes.
October 5th, 2012 at 5:58 pm
Poor sap decided to ring out of Burger King after only one month.
October 5th, 2012 at 7:07 pm
Okay, Nik, shit is spelled merde in French, mierda in Spanish, and merda, stercus or caco in Latin, and scheisse in Deutsch sprechen.
You could say “Was mach ich hier mit diesen fiesen hirnlosen sheissvogel?” or use sheisskopf, if you prefer.
October 5th, 2012 at 7:48 pm
“I have a quaalude and some wine for you” is the language of Roman Polanski.
October 5th, 2012 at 8:11 pm
I knew merde (Thank you Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure for that one).
I don’t habla espanol, but mierda looks like it makes sense.
Ditto that for Merda. I’m gunna guess caco = caca.
I knew scheisse (though I never learned how it was spelled) because when I was in College, I played chess with this guy at lunch. Usually he cleaned my clock, but toward the end, we started getting pretty even. Eventually I asked him what schiesse meant, since he said so much.
From there, I made up my own compound German-English word. “Schiesse-Noggin”. Or…shithead.
October 6th, 2012 at 12:29 am
This conversation took a big ol’ left turn, huh? I really like how they try to fill the unemployment gap with something amazing like SF, instead of something believable like GSE or tracks. Its like they don’t even try.
October 6th, 2012 at 5:25 am
Great post!
October 6th, 2012 at 6:55 am
@ 96, I agree!
October 6th, 2012 at 7:38 am
Okay, all of you KNOCK IT OFF right now!!! Beer costs money and my nostrils are sore from all the beer shooting through them. Not to mention the damage that my key board, lap top and iPad have endured!?
I must admit, this is one pathetic sum bitch! My Marine recruit training taught me to never quit until I could say “mission accomplished, aye aye sir”. After my discharge I slept an average four hours a night for four years while completing my degree. There was never any doubt that I wouldn’t accomplish my ‘mission’. This POS rat bastard sure ain’t Navy and sure as hell ain’t no SEAL! Oh, by the way, I want more bread sticks, lard a$$.
October 6th, 2012 at 6:17 pm
Hehehehe, I just called his number again today. He answered ans as soon as I told him that I was calling about a post at This Ain’t Hell, the sissy hung up. Doesn’t even have the balls to have a phone conversation, the phony cockmuncher.
October 6th, 2012 at 6:20 pm
DING DING DING DING ****100 **** … This dirt sucking sludge bucket is a player for next years competion.
October 6th, 2012 at 6:24 pm
Not wanting him to miss out on the fun here, I sent him this E-mail:
Jerry Lee:
You call yourself a Seal, when the Real Deal guys know that it is SEAL and not Seal. Also, SEAL types have a pair of balls, you do not. You don’t even have guts enough to have a phone conversation, you phony sissy bitch. I just wanted to let you know that we have your name up in lights for all the world to see at “This Ain’t Hell” blog. Get someone with balls, perhaps your girlfriend, to come over to this link and check out what we have to say about you. Come on over, don’t wet your pants, we can’t reach through your monitor and grab you. http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=32255
October 6th, 2012 at 6:26 pm
Frank: You need sensitivity classes. You also need not to look at the Stolen Valor Wedding thread–unless, of course, for some reason you feel a need to both puke and punish yourself.
October 6th, 2012 at 6:32 pm
@#102 2-17AirCav:
I tried the sensitivity class thing. But when I asked the instructor if the reason that he speaks with a lisp, and his wrists appear to be broken was because of his fagboy boyfriend’s kinky treatment of him, they kicked me out. Sheyit, I just can’t help it.
October 14th, 2012 at 5:20 pm
in doe we trust? he looks like his name would of been doughboy….
November 28th, 2012 at 11:24 am
As of this morning, Jerry Lee is aware of this post. (He deleted the link that I posted on his FB wall.) If he were legit he would have been here to either tell us off or to defend his position. His facebook page invites us to “give him a call” about his “bits n pieces” flea market shop at:
757.962.0709 or 757.270.8670 Let’s show him some love.
November 28th, 2012 at 3:24 pm
I found this when I was looking for something else this morning. It has lyrics written by Allan Sherman, music by Gilbert & Sullivan from “HMS Pinafore”. I immediately thought of our more rotund impersonators.
Little Butterball
I’m called Little Butterball,
Dear Little Butterball,
‘Though I could never tell why.
My calories mount.
My cholesterol count
Is as high as an elephant’s eye.
They told me to diet.
I promised I’d try it,
Yet somehow my weight would not budge.
Each Metrecal cookie
To me tasted ookie,
So I covered it with hot fudge.
I ate watercresses,
And other such messes,
And pushed all my favorites aside.
I said to the caterers,
“No more mashed potaterers,
Just baked, and hash browned, and french fried.”
I sing this sad song
‘Cause my diet went wrong,
‘Though I honestly tried to pay heed.
I don’t care how high
Is an elephant’s eye,
But an elephant’s rear I don’t need.
November 29th, 2012 at 7:02 pm
LMAO!!!! Navy Walrus, too funny! I was thinking more like elephant seal even.
November 29th, 2012 at 8:27 pm
@105. “If he were legit he would have been here to either tell us off or to defend his position.” Frank, think man! If he were legit, he would have eaten half of us all ready. And as for defending his position, his position seems to be in multiple zip codes–simultaneously.
November 29th, 2012 at 8:28 pm
Thanks, 2-17… my monitor is now sprayed with beer.
February 26th, 2013 at 2:52 pm
Ok, I’ve been reading this blog for a bit in the past few days and while it seems you guys are harsh most of the time I can tell is in a good faith, thus the “just trolling” so can any of you answer couple of questions for me?
- WHY .. no really .. WHY why would ANYONE try to impersonate a SEAL? I’ve had the pleasure to meet some and I’ve tried and failed dismally to enter (I guess being mexican DID count against me .. damn parents) and those guys are always quiet and even drunk will never really tell what they do, don’t this idiots think someone will make very specific questions such as “in which section where you on?” or hell get into fights in a dive bar with a dude that thinks he can take a SEAL?
- While it might seem cool, how long they think they can do that lie?
- I presume the fact that they might be targeted for some reprisal never goes in their mind? “Ohhh look found a SEAL and he is geolocating on his FB. Send an operative” kinda thing?
*Shrug* anyway, my hat goes off to you all, thank you for serving this country, thank you for defending us.
And on a very very idiotic note, I do get a lot of weird stares whenever I’m traveling and I stop and thank all the guys in uniform, I guess is really not that common, what a damn shame.
February 26th, 2013 at 3:10 pm
@111. Here you go. It’s a 10+ minute video of a very quiet and deliberate fellow who, in 1972, had what he’d probably call a bad day. He’s what others pretend to be but never, ever could be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1KrzKavns
February 26th, 2013 at 3:30 pm
@112
Thank you, I do remember seeing his picture at the cryptographic museum (they had a small part on all the crypto stuff they used in Vietnam), it struck me how the person that was showing me all this told me that even generals salute when you have that and that he was the only living person to get it? (is that correct or as usual my memory fails me?)
honestly I was a bit in awe, but being myself more into computers I got pulled away into the big building next door and got lost on that building. I’ve never seen that video but the story is amazing he seems just so relaxed just like “weeeell juuust another day @ the office” …
Thank you!
February 26th, 2013 at 3:45 pm
@113. A bit in awe? I just stare stupidly when I watch MOH video accounts, usually with chills and some extra moisture in my eyes. As for the salute, there is no law requiring it but it is customary for a military person of any rank to salute a Medal of Honor recipient. As for living and posthumous awards, the split is about half and half.
February 26th, 2013 at 3:58 pm
This guy is obviously mentally ill.
February 26th, 2013 at 3:59 pm
@114
Well I didn’t want to say “I stupidly stared at the picture for a few minutes ignoring the dude giving me the tour until he asked me ‘hey are you going to take a look at the gear or not’ and kept ignoring him while reading the small story it’s there” i thought it would sound too much of a fan boy.
That’s why it irks me so much that ppl fake being in service or stuff they haven’t done. Now back to this “working for a living” thing …
April 26th, 2013 at 9:29 am
MCPO don’t forget, the USS Michael Murphy’s chiefs mess is named after another hero we lost that day… SCPO Dan Healy, from Exeter, NH. Just throwing that out there…
As for this idiot, well, yeah…. Can’t even come up with anything…. WTF!
April 26th, 2013 at 9:46 am
That’s what I am talking about man!!!
This man knew that after 22 years as a SEAL he was going to need some back up experience for a civilian job after he retired. So he works fast food gigs in his off time to get prepared for life after the military.
If only the rest of our guys were such forward leaning go getters…we wouldn’t have the high unemployment rates in the Vet community.
April 26th, 2013 at 9:55 am
Clown.
April 26th, 2013 at 10:11 am
At 116 Rob in NH.
I attended the USS Michael Murphy commissiong and I know SCPO Healy’s mom. Natalie is a strong woman and has started a wonderful non-profit to help kids make good decisions (http://www.healysheroes.com/default.html).
Some kids damaged the SCPO Healy monument in Exeter, NH (twice) last summer.
If you run into this great American Patriot Gold Star Mom … tell Terry says hello!
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