I’m a level 90 dwarven priest…..
Go ahead, hit me with your slings and arrows….
Nonetheless, I am actively looking for a Guild/Server that does raiding. I can’t guarantee a day of the week, I don’t play late at night, and I can only guarantee I won’t be the cause of catastrophic failure. But, if anyone out there lurks or comments and is in a raiding guild that isn’t overly ridiculous, let me know so I can transfer. Right now I am Holy, but I am open to going Discipline.
So, anyone out there, use an email I can reach you at in the comments below.
As an addendum, anyone wanting to look me up, it is SGTCV on Moon Guard, and my iLevel is 358 as of last night I believe, so I have some work to do before I can actually raid.
UPDATE: How can you guys say it is gay? I mean, look at how awesome my character is….
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:11 am
I used to be embarassed when you would talk. The words, phrased, anecdotes and aliterations left me realizing how uneducated I was. I’ve never been so glad to not understand you before.
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:17 am
Was TSO hacked?
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:18 am
I knew I would take abuse of course, but I really do need a new guild/server.
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:19 am
Going “Discipline”, eh TSO?
What’s next – Bondage? (smile)
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:21 am
For the Horde!
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:30 am
Oblig:
So TSO, you DO live in your Mom’s basement?!?! Praise the Cheetos and Pass the Mountain Dew. LOL!!
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:31 am
WHAT the fu*k? Dude … go to the Emergency Room … RIGHT NOW!
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:33 am
Leererroooyyyyyyy jenkins!!!!!
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:44 am
I’m so proud to say that; although I understood every word in TSO’s post I have no idea what he is talking about.
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:45 am
Hey I found a video of TSO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:46 am
@9. Zero, I undetsood the words too but my mind saw this:
“%%%^^&&^^&&^$$$$$$%$%$$%%%FF &*&UJJUUFK %^^$%E$%^&R&I : I U&*&^^%$#%$#%$^%(())&^%^%$$!@#@!%&”
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:48 am
dafuq?!?
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:51 am
Zero: not positive, but I think TSO’s talking online cooperative fantasy (fantasy as in magic, not sexual) gaming that involves combat, styled after something along the lines of Tolkien’s Middle Earth.
Don’t participate in same personally, but many do and seem to enjoy same.
TSO: if I’m way off-base, please clarify for Zero.
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:56 am
First the ghey postcards, then gay chicken, and now this. I’m starting to have some serious questions about TSO.
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:57 am
@14, imagine how my wife feels when I make her wear the Tom Brady mask.
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:59 am
@15, How dare you mention the devils name to a Colts fan!
October 23rd, 2012 at 11:00 am
Oh, I also shot you an email yesterday with some contact info.
October 23rd, 2012 at 11:01 am
@17, I emailed her yesterday, but haven’t heard back yet. No rush either way.
October 23rd, 2012 at 11:11 am
Ahh, WoW. I can feel my hand trembling at the thought of re subscribing to play my DK Tank. Not gonna happen though.
October 23rd, 2012 at 11:13 am
I’ve always been pretty ‘meh’ on WoW. I started on EQ, back in ’99. I just returned to it after a 7 year absence.
October 23rd, 2012 at 11:22 am
I have zero time for games.
October 23rd, 2012 at 11:22 am
One more oblig:
http://conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=676688&d=1242940644
October 23rd, 2012 at 11:25 am
I did try Lord of the Rings Online in Iraq in 2009 since the new SOFA left me with nothing better to do.
October 23rd, 2012 at 11:27 am
I play single player Call of Duty. Takes a man’s man to face that harsh combat alone in the wee hours of the morning.
It is the REAL DEAL… no magic involved. AND I once spilled hot cocoa in my lap.
I won’t discuss my awards for fear of offending lesser men.
I printed them out here on my own printer as well. That way a fire somewhere, or some bureaucratic screw-up, won’t prevent me from crowing at times.
October 23rd, 2012 at 11:31 am
I understood everything TSO said. I have never played but I’m looting as much as possible with my Level 33 Commando and Level 9 Mechromancer. Tonight I’ll be busy with the new Medal of Honor and Dishonored.
October 23rd, 2012 at 11:32 am
Hondo
World of Warcraft the online version of Dungeons and Dragons if you will….
October 23rd, 2012 at 12:00 pm
Grats on 90, my character is still 85, been spending all my time levelling pets:{…and I dont play as much as I used to.
October 23rd, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Haven’t played WoW in about a year, but I’m still in touch with my old guild. I’ll shoot you an email for the guild’s website. They have information on their play times, and for what they are looking as far as raiders.
I miss playing my Dwarf rogue, Barleystout. But, my work schedule isn’t friendly towards raiding anymore.
October 23rd, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Old Tanker: thanks for the correction. As I said: don’t play personally, so I’m only passingly familiar with the genre.
October 23rd, 2012 at 12:51 pm
TSO: Put down WoW and pick up Borderlands 2.
October 23rd, 2012 at 1:12 pm
Come over to Shandris. It’s PVE; look for Legion or Dressed for Success. We tell war stories in Guild Chat, we’re already raiding, and the tanks and heals will help you gear.
Now I feel gay and like I live in my mother’s basement. In my defense, my wife plays, too. It’s what we did to stay in touch sometimes with the Guard and all.
October 23rd, 2012 at 1:14 pm
I can check with a couple of friends still stuck in that pit. Doubt it’s true, but supposedly at least two of them were in one of the biggest guilds/biggest guild on their server. Might still have ties to them.
I think I’ll stick with Borderlands 2 myself though.
October 23rd, 2012 at 1:20 pm
@31. “Now I feel gay…” Brother, you’ve come to the right place! I don’t know what the hell happened but it started when Jonn went to Bethesda for most of yesterday.
October 23rd, 2012 at 1:24 pm
“For Narnia!”
October 23rd, 2012 at 1:28 pm
What the hell are you guys talking about?
Seriously!
October 23rd, 2012 at 1:33 pm
@34, I’m starting to have my suspicions that he is so far in the closet that he is having adventures in Narnia.
October 23rd, 2012 at 2:01 pm
I play over on the Horde side of Alexstrasza so my priest is Undead and of course shadow. There are some really good raiding guilds both side of my server, but in all honesty (as much as it pains me to say this) your best bet would be the Alliance side. Ill ask around when I get around to logging in later tonight. Should you wish to check out the my priests profile his name is Jonthebaptst. Felt that was a fitting name for an undead shadow priest.
October 23rd, 2012 at 3:05 pm
@37 – I’m sure I’ve seen you in a battleground, making me bite my keyboard in frustration. Please tell me if I’m wrong. You’ve probably killed so many night elf huntards that they all blur together.
October 23rd, 2012 at 3:07 pm
And TSO, is your toon throwing gang signs?
October 23rd, 2012 at 3:08 pm
The only battleground I ever run is the Alterac Valley, and all I do there is kill the first dude, cap the West tower, and then attack the last dude.
(You can tell how close attention I pay by the fact I can’t remember any of the names.)
October 23rd, 2012 at 3:09 pm
@39, I think that is his “Oh shit, OOM and probably screwed now” look.
October 23rd, 2012 at 3:24 pm
OK … I still have no idea what the hell you guys are talking about.
Therefore, I am going home and playing some PONG: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pong
On my black and white vacuum tube RCA television:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1R2ADBR_enUS378&q=vacuum+tube+RCA+black+and+white+tv&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bpcl=35466521&biw=1024&bih=644&wrapid=tlif135101995664510&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=ze2GUO-dLciL0QHG9IHoBw#um=1&hl=en&tbo=d&rlz=1R2ADBR_enUS378&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=black+and+white+tv+sets&oq=black+and+white+tv+sets&gs_l=img.1.1.0i5j0i24.23510.23510.0.26058.1.1.0.0.0.0.140.140.0j1.1.0.cfrsh..0.0…1.1.iopNwUgiplw&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=81dbbc23babf31d6&bpcl=35466521&biw=1024&bih=644
October 23rd, 2012 at 3:36 pm
@BK: Maybe,maybe not. Im usually not paying attention to names or even classes when Im BGing it up. The only time anyone gets any special attention is when Im yelling “Will you tards just kill the effing healer FFS!!!!” More often than not Im in vent with my guildees bitching about the stupid that seems to be rampant in my battle groups horde component.
October 23rd, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Okay, gotta say this. I work in simulations on a daily basis, and this…this is just…disturbing.
I’m with the Master Chief…Pong.
October 23rd, 2012 at 3:54 pm
Moon Guard, huh? Spend much time in Goldshire?
October 23rd, 2012 at 3:55 pm
So funny to hear about WoW on here, I just joined though so who knows. Politics brought me here, at least it’s a break from arguing with people who don’t listen. I agree Borderlands is great too. AREA 52 is where it’s at if your horde, last I checked there were 45,000 characters on our server and people were transferring off.
We could use a holy/disc priest =P but were horde 2/3 about to be 3/3 just need the right people to complete out 10m (10m is rumored to be leaps and bounds harder then 25m. My Husband plays with out guild also and he is MSFS Air force, so his schedule is never the same and we know how it is to not always be able to raid. We do raid lateish though 10-1am server. Insomnía…This site is great btw thanks for it
October 23rd, 2012 at 3:59 pm
What I think of whenever anyone tells me they’re in Moon Guard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIsIHgVWP7g.
Azjol here.
October 23rd, 2012 at 4:02 pm
Zork with graphics.
October 23rd, 2012 at 4:23 pm
I started playing WoW because a bunch of us from my unit were looking for a way to stick together when we all went our separate ways. Was good for a while but times change and I think Im the only one left from the original group that started playing together. Ive been on my server since it went live (damn that seems so long ago) and Ive met some damn good people along the way. The folks I went on vacation to see near Detroit, the family I went to see after I medboarded out of the Army (their little boy was pretty sick and I had promised him I would come see him as soon as I could), the Canadian couple whose wedding Im going to in August of next year, and the list goes on. Ultimately Im still playing simply because I have some really good friends who play and we have a tight knit group, if it werent for that I would have quit a long time ago.
October 23rd, 2012 at 5:31 pm
This post made me sad. I’ve been playing CIty of Heroes since it started, and it’s shutting down at the end of next month. It’s like all those years playing superhero and supervillain were wasted or something.
October 23rd, 2012 at 5:42 pm
I have absolutely no idea what the holy hell you just said translates to, and I speak 4 languages. I do, however, freaking love that episode of TFG.
October 23rd, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Okay, that’s it!
I’m sticking with Boronski and Gunny Rzezckowksi going after the Snakes in the Death Vale of Jannai.
And if Gunny Rzezckowski were here, he’d say “You guys are a bunch of effin’ retards. I oughta wipe the floor with your asses. Now get up out of those chairs and start humpin’ the hilltops instead of those desks, you simpering blowhards!” ‘Cause that’s the way he is.
Love to all!
October 23rd, 2012 at 7:00 pm
I have a level 90 Priest. I am loving disc spec. The DPS is awesome and the heals when DPS is also great. The down side is they took away divine hymm which doesn’t leave disc with a lot of aoe healing.
I also have a level 90 resto/ele shaman which I love. I am currently leveling a monk which I have to level 85. May actually give up my priest as my main to stay with the mistweaver. Mistweaver seems to have all the great elements of holy/disc/pally heals.
On a side note, I don’t think you are “gay.” LOL My husband and I play as a couple thing and our kids join in.
October 23rd, 2012 at 7:03 pm
BTW, I am on earthen ring server and am in the epic raiders guild. They raid weekly and they are fun- no stress. I have a 470 ilevel but mainly because I am maxed in tailoring and got a few lucky rolls in lfr.
http://queilani.com/
(above is the guild website.)
October 23rd, 2012 at 7:35 pm
TSO, this is sooooo ghey! Back to reading posts, erf!
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:35 pm
@54 melle
Earthen Ring here as well when I was playing. I was in The Old Guard.
October 24th, 2012 at 4:43 am
All joking aside, you really are talking about World of Warcraft right? That’s the picture of the guy up top? I have never seen a screen capture or whatever you call it. I have been curious about buying it but I don’t like to play online and I am never in a place with good enough internet to do so anyway, plus I feel like if I did I would be so far behind everyone that I would just get balled up and it wouldn’y be any fun. I play the shit out of Skyrim though. That and ArmA II, but only offline.
October 24th, 2012 at 5:16 am
Moon Guard Alliance? Hopefully you don’t spend too much time in the goldshire inn.
October 24th, 2012 at 5:17 am
Send me an email. I’m in a family friendly guild that likes to raid on Hyjal. They are pretty flexible.
October 24th, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Grats TSO. I just can’t find the time to level till December. Decided to go back to college.
October 24th, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Before the first D&D books came out Gygax had a book called “Chainmail”…we used miniatures to game those rules…..I am in the graphic arts and while the advent of these newer 3d printers for home use will make really cool miniatures, I must say the video toys today are so much cooler…the ability to sit in front of your 47″ flat screen from 6 feet away and just enjoy some escapist lunacy from time to time is quite enjoyable….
With refereeing, coaching, administrative volunteer work, and a regular 50 hour a week job I don’t get much time these days to enjoy alternate universes, but when I do it always reminds me of being that kid with the hand painted miniatures in 1972…..a simpler time and place if you will.
October 24th, 2012 at 2:22 pm
VOV, I have fond memories of playing the board game “Hero’s Quest” as a youngster in the 80′s.
October 24th, 2012 at 2:57 pm
Twist, I had that game and played with my children…
October 24th, 2012 at 3:03 pm
VOV, thats why I hang around here. You guys make me feel like a young pup.
October 24th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Whatever happened to simple games like checkers and pinochle? Chinese checkers? Pool?
October 24th, 2012 at 9:10 pm
This PONG game is awesome …
October 24th, 2012 at 11:47 pm
Ice skating. Catching fireflies. Snowball fights from snowforts.