Ranger Up video guaranteed to offend most everyone….
November 1st, 2012
I’m going to reprint the disclaimer, AND put it after the jump.
If you go to my church, don’t watch this.
If you go to any church that isn’t Universalist Unitarian, you should probably not watch this.
If you ever thought “this movie is too violent and raunchy”, don’t watch it.
For the rest of you….
November 1st, 2012 at 7:12 am
Bwahahahahahahaha…….
I love their stuff. But then, I’m an airdale so that’s probably understandable.
November 1st, 2012 at 7:26 am
Fuck Yeah!! Fourth’s got BALLS!!!
November 1st, 2012 at 7:34 am
These guys just ain’t right…..
PIRATE!!!!!
November 1st, 2012 at 7:39 am
Do I have to be crocked to watch this?
November 1st, 2012 at 7:43 am
Nah, you just need to lack a moral compass and brain-to-mouth-filter, possess the ability to function on only coffee and hate, and find humor in anything that would make the unabomber pass judgment.
November 1st, 2012 at 8:09 am
You’re one pair of skinny jeans away from being a hipster!
November 1st, 2012 at 8:24 am
Epic!
November 1st, 2012 at 8:37 am
This is why Nick, Tom, Katy and the rest are my favorite people next to this motley Crüe here…
November 1st, 2012 at 9:04 am
Fucking Awesome.
This Halloween didn’t do it for me like past years. I sat on the porch for about an hour and only had 2 or 3 kids come by for candy, and that was great. They were polite and their parents were walking them through the neighborhood. Then, around 2000, fucking convoys of SUVs and minivans swarmed into our subdivision like they were hitting Omaha Beach, puking out scads of kids like a SWAT team hitting a crack house. Then the kids would get back in the vehicle they got out if, and go half a block, stop, and do it again. I kept waiting for one of them to get their ass run over in the dark. It was nuts.
The final straw was the 15 or so year old girl who, wearing her regular clothes, sauntered up to our porch and stuck her candy bag under my nose, all while talking on the cell phone tucked between her shoulder and her chin and ignoring me. I gave her ONE small vanilla Tootsie Roll and said “Wow…went all out this year huh?”
My youngest are ten this year and that’s our cutoff for candy collection. They can dress up like their big sister (13) and collect canned food for the food bank next year, and I’ll sit inside and keep the lights off and sip Scotch.
November 1st, 2012 at 9:21 am
When the MSM shows are 24/7 death and destruction because Timmy didn’t get his allotment of Butterfingers, that’s when you know we as a country are just too fucking soft.
And that video? Incredible. Sharing it far and wide.
November 1st, 2012 at 9:25 am
That is right boys and girls. If you want to play pirate the Navy Seals are going to find you and kill you. Have a nice day!!!!!!!!
Thanksgiving seeing all your relatives that you been hiding from all year long. Yeah.
November 1st, 2012 at 9:26 am
By the way, i just reread my post and wanted to be clear, that happened AT 2000, (as in 8:00PM for you Air Force types)There were a lot of vehicles…but not THAT many. LOL
November 1st, 2012 at 10:00 am
@12 — Oh, I thought it happened IN 2000, not AT 2000.
November 1st, 2012 at 10:09 am
@9, I felt horrible this year. My wife and I got the time wrong for the trick-or-treating hay ride and my little ones missed it. So being the grunt that I am I adapted, improvised, and over came. I grabbed a bag of candy and my oldest daughter, neice, nephew, and I went out into the yard and hid for the kids to come out and find us. When we where found they got to say trick-or-treat and get candy. They then went on to try to find the next one while the one that just got found hid again. The kids had a blast so it actualy ended up well.
Back on topic. That video was the bombdizzle or whatever those crazy kids say these days.
November 1st, 2012 at 10:21 am
Fucking awesome!
November 1st, 2012 at 10:47 am
Now that’s a party!
November 1st, 2012 at 11:34 am
Is it just me or is the Seal kind of… um… “Special”
I like it, though. I can’t complain much about Halloween, though. I live across from a very conservative religious university, so this time of year all the PKs (Preacher’s Kids) dress in the whoriest costumes on the face of the planet and come trick-or-treating to my door.
Lots of sweet candy for them and lots of eye candy for me.
November 1st, 2012 at 11:56 am
So Flagwaver dressed up as a dirty old man for Halloween?
November 1st, 2012 at 12:30 pm
Even coastie dressed up, what are you coastie? I’m Kevin Costner in.. I don’t give a damn, just that you tried! Fuckin hipsters.
November 1st, 2012 at 12:46 pm
Am I the only one who thinks “That sounds like Rocky the Flying Squirrel” when I hear “Sealy” speak?
November 1st, 2012 at 12:56 pm
Hondo, I think he sounds more like the gingerbread man in Shrek. I keep waiting for him to say “not the gumdrop buttons”.
November 1st, 2012 at 2:50 pm
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.
November 1st, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Do you like buffalo meat?
November 1st, 2012 at 7:15 pm
That was awesome. RU smacks another one over the center field fence!