Bite-Me threatens to run for president in 2016

| November 1, 2012

Parachute Cutie sends us a link to a report that Joe “Bite Me” Biden is threatening seniors in Florida that he’s going to run for President in 2016;

Biden, who spent the last few days campaigning while Obama attended to recovery from the megastorm Sandy on the east coast, had the woman call her brother, and then spent some time discussing the finer points of the healthcare law with the man.

At the end of the end of the conversation, Biden made a joke about the future.

“After it’s all over, when your insurance rates go down, then you’ll vote for me in 2016,” he said. “I’ll talk to you later.”

Walter Mondale thought he could run on Jimmy Carter’s record, too. From a blogging stand point, I’m all for a Biden candidacy – so much entertainment to cram into ten posts everyday. His staff must be whispering some golden words in his ear, because everyone outside his circle thinks he’s an incompetent buffoon. The failure of his robot ninja zombie strategy in Afghanistan should be a cluebat for that crowd, but I guess living in an echo chamber has its advantages.

But folks, when they go to the polls on Tuesday should remember that choosing Biden as a running mate was Obama’s first decision and the precursor for the rest of the disastrous decisions that followed.

Category: Barack Obama/Joe Biden

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  1. Ec-PH2 says:

    I thought public drunkenness was something that could get you thrown into jail to sober up.

    But now we’ll get to watch it on TV?

    Great! Let’s continue to pick idiots and drunks for prominent public positions.

  2. Detn8r says:

    I would love to be on his security detail!! Can you imagine the crazy ass stories you will have for the rest of your life!!

    Come on,,,everyone loves a drunken monky! Don’t they?

  3. NHSparky says:

    Actually Jonn, Obama picking Biden was probably the smartest thing he’s done. All he has to do is point to Joe and say, “Anything happens to me, you get THIS.”

    Biden makes Dan Quayle look like a rocket scientist/brain surgeon by comparison.

  4. rb325th says:

    He knows he is going to be out of a “job” come January. Already campaigning for 2016 on Obamas dime, bet Barry loved hearing about this.

  5. Bubblehead Ray says:

    “And there’s Uncle Joe, he’s a movin kinda slow, at the Junction. ”

    I’m with Sparky, I’ve always figured Biden was Obama’s life insurance policy. Obama’s bad enough, but JOE? That guy couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if there were directions on the heel.

  6. NHSparky says:

    It gets better. I have a liberal friend who puts up every leftist D+10 oversample poll showing Obama up in Ohio, then the one from Rasmussen showing Romney up 2 and claiming that this is somehow evidence of Rasmussen’s “bias.”

    Point out the history of his accuracy? Dismissed. Some people you just can’t reach.

  7. Ex-PH2 says:

    I long for the day when we will see drunk uncle Joe in a pratfall.

  8. Flagwaver says:

    I hope Biden does run in ’16. I also hope he gets the nomination. That would ensure a second term for Romney.

  9. Casey says:

    Doing anything better than mediocre will, I think, ensure a second term for Romney. ๐Ÿ™‚