Another Round Marine sighting
November 12th, 2012
Kevin sends us this photo of the latest Round Marine sighting. The word is that a Navy Master Chief stopped him from getting into a Marine Corps Ball in his clown suit. I’m putting this up in hopes that the photographer or the Navy Master Chief sees it and tells us the story, and hopefully, someone got his name, because we’re stumped and we want him to get the attention he deserves and obviously craves.
November 12th, 2012 at 7:52 pm
Idiot-now, the guy on the left looks like he s Army, can anyone confirm? He s wearing ASUs, I bet fatass was trying to explain to him he can t wear ASU s to the Marine Corps Ball.
November 12th, 2012 at 7:56 pm
I had two retired Marines here in Las Cruces NM tell me about this today…they told me it was the their local USMC ball he was denied entry into, i wish i had seen this earlier and i could have put the two gentlemen intouch with you!
November 12th, 2012 at 8:04 pm
Good thing the Master Chief was there to stop him from getting his ass kicked by walking in to the Ball.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:12 pm
he didn’t even do the research into what ribbons he was putting on. he has ribbons for WW II, the Korean War and the Berlin Airlift. and how many are still alive that were awarded 2 Navy Crosses. they should have let him in so he could get his ass kicked by REAL Marines.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:17 pm
MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!
November 12th, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Looks like we might have an early co-fave for next year’s BMcS SV Tourney . . . .
November 12th, 2012 at 8:21 pm
You’d think, given his size, there’d be more sitings. I mean…how can you miss him?
November 12th, 2012 at 8:25 pm
He wears that belt like a gunslinger. Pretty impressive, too, I count 50 ribbons, not including susbesquent awards.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:29 pm
Wait. That’s a belt? Somebody needs to give that fucking belt a medal for courage in the face of adversity or something. That belt doesn’t know the meaning of the phrase “Lost Cause”, because it’s giving it’s all to keep that massive gut from knocking over the innocents in front of him.
That belt is a fighter.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:35 pm
@ Nik,
He was incognegro.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:41 pm
I heard that the guy has tattoo reading “Never Say Diet”.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:43 pm
Repeat offender = entry into next year’s SVT?
November 12th, 2012 at 8:45 pm
Redacted1775: would appear so. And as I noted above, at this point I think he’s an early co-fave with Madam CAP and a couple of others.
November 12th, 2012 at 8:47 pm
Outfugginstanding! I’m callin it early! Navy WALRUS FTW!!!
November 12th, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Looking at the phony array of ribbons and badges, they appear to be identical to the Large Round Marine identified as Larry Gugle in a post earlier this year. I was showing my Marine Poolee son and his buddy Larrys Picture on my I phone today at a Veterans day parade as a means of helping educating them on how to spot phonies, and when I saw this picture, I remembered that the ribbons and badges appear to be identical. I bet its the same dude that was in the Larry Gugle post. As someone pointed, out he has an assemblege of pre WWII, WWII, Korean War, and Desert Storm medals. How come he missed out of Vietnam. The Yellow ribbon on the seventh row up from the bottom is the American Defense Service Ribbon and was issued to those who were on 12 months of active duty prior to December 7, 1941. Most of the guys who earned that medal have passed on God Rest Their Souls. I am betting this is the same dude that was posted earlier in the year! Here is my dumb queston, do Marines wear Cords? I have never seen them on a Marine before.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:06 pm
So how many Marines have earned the Trident? It’s obviously the go-to cool guy badge for poseurs, but I would wager there aren’t very many Marines who rate it.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:09 pm
Holy smoke!!
November 12th, 2012 at 9:11 pm
Yeah, a lot of people think he’s Larry Gugle, but there are obvious differences;
November 12th, 2012 at 9:21 pm
Look Closely at the uniform. This is the Round Marine. Same Seal trident/EOD combination, same placement. The ribbon rack is the same. This is the same individual, minus his glasses. He has lost some weight around the third and fourth chins though. He must be doing P90X or insanity. Getting fit for next years Stolen Valor Tourney no doubt. Best of luck you fat walrus poser fuck. We’re rooting for you.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:21 pm
That Master Chief probably saved this idiot’s life.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:23 pm
The cord is the French Fourragère, awarded to the Fifth and Sixth Marine Regiment who earned the Croix Du Guerre during WWI in the Battle of Belleau Wood. Multiple Army units rate it as well.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:24 pm
http://thisainthell.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Fat-Fuck.jpg
Check that photo John. It’s the same one.
Jonn wrote: You’re comparing the “Round Marine” to the “Round Marine”, not to Larry Gugle. The “Round Marine” is NOT Larry Gugle. We went through this once before.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:29 pm
5th and 6th Marines wear fourrageres in honor of their service in the Battle of Belleau Woods.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:29 pm
@ Redacted…you beat me to it.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:29 pm
Stick them side by side and you’ll see the same ribbon placement top to bottom, ending with the Kuwait lberation medal.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:50 pm
I’m going along with SFC Holland, same guy,minus one chin and minus the glasses.
November 12th, 2012 at 9:51 pm
I do believe you are correct Sar’nt Holland.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:07 pm
Please tell me the Master Chief stuck his head in and bellowed
‘Prepare to repel boarders’.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:14 pm
The Silver Star with V device is a nice touch…just in case we weren’t aware it was for valor
November 12th, 2012 at 10:20 pm
Turd.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:24 pm
Is he wearing Naval Aviator Wings above his rack? That is a Officer only award. The last of the flying saraents are long out of the Marine Corps. Joe
November 12th, 2012 at 10:48 pm
@2 AF E-7 is onto something. The Senior Chief that reported this is from New Mexico. I still haven’t heard back from him.
I’m not sure how anyone could confuse this guy with Larry Gugle, but I’m not going to argue that one again.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:50 pm
Actual footage from one of his SEAL missions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZYqk2gQqP4
He got the EOD badge because his blubber renders him bombproof.
November 12th, 2012 at 10:58 pm
It looked like he went to US medals and checked everything anyone might have qualified for over the last 30 years (and several decorations that haven’t been given out for a while before that).
What would have been funny would have been for the real Marines to have faked a bomb scare at the Ball and then shoved him forward since he is obviously a qualified master EOD tech. Rig up something realistic (but harmless) and watch him piss himself trying to deactivate it.
November 12th, 2012 at 11:23 pm
looks like this dude has “V” device in his Kosovo Campain Medal… Some one should have taken numbnutz to white sands and BIPed him…
November 12th, 2012 at 11:37 pm
So he served in the Pacific and the American Campaigns, helped Liberate the Phillipines, but didn’t get a Victory medal.
He served in Iraq and Afghanistan, GW1 and did a Sinai MNFO tour (because so many Marines went there), but apparently missed Vietnam?
3 real NCO’s should have strong armed him to a quiet room and shucked him of his uniform and send him on his way in Skivvies.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:08 am
What puzzles me is why so many of these fakers have the Antarctic Service Ribbon, it has frankly become one of the first things I look for when I see these douchebags.
November 13th, 2012 at 4:02 am
Yeah, as far as the whole Larry Gugle controversy goes, how do these people look alike?
The guy on your right in both of those pictures is Larry Gugle, the other is the unnamed “Round Marine”. Please stop trying to play Junior Detective or we’ll never find out his real name.
November 13th, 2012 at 4:05 am
“Semper Fi? You mean Semper PIE MUTHA F**ka!”
~Ranger School Promo
November 13th, 2012 at 4:40 am
#37, FDC GUY:
I’ve been trying to earn an Antarctic Service Ribbon for years. They’re nearly impossible to get except for AF air crews who fly in and out so it is a 99% giveaway.
November 13th, 2012 at 5:21 am
@ #37 and #40, what a Marine wearing a SEAL Trident wasn’t enough? I’m surprised the SOB didn’t throw in a CIB for good measure like MSG Soup Sandwich.
November 13th, 2012 at 6:41 am
Now, now guys – cut him a break. That’s simply his Halloween costume. He was just a few days late changing out of it this year.
Seriously, I hope we can ID this tool. I’d love to see if he actually ever served.
November 13th, 2012 at 7:44 am
What we need is some of that Facial Recognition software the government has.
Jonn I have an idea. Write up some kinda hippy/love fest reason you need one and send it up for some stimulus moneys. make sure to say you’ll save a bunch of jobs with the donation…..
November 13th, 2012 at 8:09 am
I get it now. Total misunderstanding. I am stating that upper left picture looks like lower left picture. They are the same dude. I think that is the entire miscommunication. That has nothing to do with Larry. Thanks for clearing it up. You are stating that the monstrosity on the left remains unidentified. Sorry for muddying the waters further. You can have my detective badge back.
November 13th, 2012 at 8:10 am
John, I also sent you another long e-mail stating that I am in fact, a piece of shit soldier. So there.
November 13th, 2012 at 8:33 am
SFC Holland
And turn in your L’il Orphan Annie Decoder Ring as well.
November 13th, 2012 at 8:44 am
In 1945, THIS was the “Fat Boy” the US dropped on Japan.
November 13th, 2012 at 8:45 am
@47. Correction, “Fat Man.”
November 13th, 2012 at 8:59 am
Hondo, I think you meant cut him some steak.
This guy is lucky he wasn’t mistaken for a landing craft.
November 13th, 2012 at 9:00 am
Tell him to let Princess Leia go or he will be sorry.
November 13th, 2012 at 9:03 am
Not that it makes any difference, but it also appears he’s wearing a radio ear piece in his left ear. He must’ve been claiming to be security for the guest of honor. The Master Chief should have pounded this clown into the pavement for the Trident offense, and let the Marines have the leftovers. Where was this ball? I can put the word out and see if anyone who attended can identify this guy, and may even go as far as e-mailing SgtMaj Barrett for help.
November 13th, 2012 at 9:44 am
Apparently if you attend over 30+ consecutive Golden Corral Shrimp Fests and place first in the “over seven plates taken down by one person” division, you are awarded with a limited edition ear piece that will inform you of open buffets within a hundred mile radius. That’s how he ended up at this ball. He has “Onstar” for competitive eating. It’s all making sense now…
November 13th, 2012 at 9:50 am
I did some research and found out how this guy got at least one of his WWII medals. Harken now to this story of bravery and inspiration.
No shit, there he was, in a car with his driver, LCPL Schmuckatelli, and an engineer. His mission was to deliver this passenger safely. They were heading down a steep hill and the brakes went out. The Lance Corporal and the passenger started praying, anticipating a fiery death. Not this guy though. He knew what to do.
With the sound of the sucking of a giant vaccuum cleaner he inhaled and held it. The car hit a tree with a resounding crash. When the smoke clears, the vehicle is a total loss, but Schmuckatelli and the engineer don’t have so much as a scratch on them.
That engineer’s name? John Hedrik. Hedrik would think back often to this day and in 1950 file his first patent for the airbag.
November 13th, 2012 at 11:33 am
Fourragère (green/red cord looped around left shoulder) is only authorized for active duty members of 5th and 6th Marine Regiments…there are no living individuals authorized to wear it permanently.
November 13th, 2012 at 11:35 am
@54
That might be necessary gear for this guy, in case the belt loses the battle, he can use it as a backup to hold that giant gut in such a way as he doesn’t end up stepping on it.
November 13th, 2012 at 11:47 am
Nik, you where right in #9. That belt has definetly displayed conspicuous gallantry above and beyond the call of duty.
November 13th, 2012 at 11:54 am
@52. “OnStar for competitive eating.” That’s comedy gold, right there. Consider that one stolen.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
Fattest fake fuck since “Heavy Drop.”
November 13th, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Semper Fudge?
November 13th, 2012 at 5:27 pm
NHSparky: I think he’s the fattest period – even including “Heavy Drop”.
November 13th, 2012 at 8:31 pm
That’s a hearing aid that he is wearing. Prior to gettiing the hearing aid, he thought everyone was saying that they repealed “Don’t ask; Don’t swell”.
November 13th, 2012 at 8:32 pm
If you check his Facebook page, his favorite movies are Hamburger Hill and Porkchop Hill.
November 13th, 2012 at 8:44 pm
He is so fat, he qualifies as his own duty station.
November 13th, 2012 at 8:46 pm
He is so fat that he got stuck in a dream.
November 13th, 2012 at 8:51 pm
Someone needs to tell him that it is “No man left behind”, not “No Manwich left behind”.
November 13th, 2012 at 8:56 pm
Las Cruces, N.M.? That’s less than 7 hours from Phoenix!? I haven’t done a “road trip” in a while!?
November 13th, 2012 at 9:16 pm
I have it! I know who he is! I have identified the SV thief, at long last!
He is Hirnlösen Fettsack, the pesonal assistant to D. A. Whipitnflogit, the villain of the piece, a most nefarious fellow repeated whose attemepts to infiltrate the SEALs in the company of Vulva Doom were thwarted every time he went past the buffet table. His personal history of criminal attempts at impersonation included entering himself into various and sundry Sumo wrestling matches, posing for the “Big and Nasty” Hot Guys monthly magazine for sexually-frustrated morbidly obese women, and a stint as one of the balloons in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade.
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
November 13th, 2012 at 9:19 pm
That should be “whose repeated attempts to infiltrate”.
My keyboard cannot keep up with my fingers and my racing thoughts.
November 13th, 2012 at 10:31 pm
I count 8 service stripes(32 plus years) and a SGMJ too. Correct me if I am wrong on the years served. Joe
November 13th, 2012 at 10:42 pm
Well the obvious question here is why would he wear his costume to an event where everyone present would know its a fake?
November 13th, 2012 at 11:09 pm
Joe@69, those are Master Gunnery Sergeant (MGySgt) rank insignia, not Sergeant Major (SgtMaj). I just want to know where he wable to buy a Dress Blues blouse that large. The Korean tailors on Court Street must have put every worker on the project. Somewhere out there, there are four Marines that don’t have a Dress Blues blouse.
November 14th, 2012 at 12:56 am
Gurple poses as the SGT maj while our unsub poses as a MASTER guns. See Omar the tent maker for super size Blues. Bring lots of money,thats a lot material Omar will need to use. Joe
November 14th, 2012 at 3:54 am
@71
I’m thinking there’s a camping trip out there missing a tent.
November 14th, 2012 at 7:18 am
If you look close enough, you will see that he is not wearing a SEAL Trident. It is actually a Walrus Badge.
November 14th, 2012 at 9:05 am
The three things you can see from orbit with the naked eye are: The Grand Canyon, The Great Wall of china and this guy.
If you told this guy to “Haul ass,” He’d hafta make three trips.
November 14th, 2012 at 9:37 am
Hack Stone: Damn, and I thought it was the Ahab Memorial Whaler Qualification Badge.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:03 am
That dude walks into Golden Corral and the staff starts crying.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:46 am
“YOU BE HEAH FO HOUR!!! YOU SCARE MY WIFE!!!”
November 15th, 2012 at 3:22 am
77: that guy stops at the row of seats I’m assigned to on a plane, and I start crying!
November 15th, 2012 at 7:52 am
When this guy walks into McDonald’s they send a kid outside to change the numbers on the sign.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:57 am
When this guy steps on a scale it says to be continued.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:05 am
When he goes dancing, the band skips.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:13 am
Aw, come on, guys. Put yourselves in his postion. All of you. At the same time.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:14 am
This guy is so fat that he has a homeless person living under him.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:22 am
He is not on the weight control program. (Wait for it)………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
He is on the “weight out of control program”. Thank you, I’ll be here all night. Be sure to tip your waitress.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:42 am
The Marines are looking for a few good men.
They’re looking for them because ole Supergut here ate them.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:50 am
When you ask him what he wants on his humburger he says, “A hotdog.”
November 15th, 2012 at 9:50 am
Mosquitoes take one look at him and yell, “Buffet!”
November 15th, 2012 at 9:59 am
He practices safe snacks. He always uses a condiment.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:06 am
When he walks across the room, the radio skips.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:12 am
He qualified for enlisting under the buddy system all by himself.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:17 am
Keep this guy away from any nuclear reactors or warheads. He’ll alter the reactivity by acting as a neutron reflector.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:18 am
He makes fat chicks look anorexic.
Whales fear him.
No tattoo parlor will take him as a client. There is not enough ink….
November 15th, 2012 at 10:31 am
He has to iron his clothes in the driveway.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:35 am
Twist @94, dang that was funny. may I add that he irons his clothes with a steamroller?
November 15th, 2012 at 10:35 am
When he looks for something to sit on, all the chairs suddently move themselves elsewhere.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:38 am
He once sat in a Monster Truck and made it a lowrider.
Mount Everest tried to climb HIM.
He once fell over and rocked himself to sleep trying to get up again.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:39 am
He goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
November 15th, 2012 at 10:44 am
Dr. Phil turned him down for food therapy on live TV.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:45 am
He may not be the most interesting man in the universe, but he certainly is the most largest man in the universe.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:56 am
He is trying to take away my title.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:59 am
When he hauls ass, he has to make two trips.
November 15th, 2012 at 11:03 am
He fell in love and broke it.
November 15th, 2012 at 11:05 am
@92. Daaaaamn. Going deep, Hondo.
November 15th, 2012 at 11:06 am
When his wife climbed on top of him, her ears popped.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:30 pm
I found conclusive photographic proof the he indeed did serve, and to boot, the platoon scribe was able to record this statement.
Dewey Oxburger: My name’s Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. You might have noticed that, uh, I’ve got a slight weight problem.
Soldiers: Nooo! Noooo!
Dewey Oxburger: Yeah, yeah I do. Yeah, I do. I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression… along with a lot of pizzas! Ha Ha Ha! Pizzas! I’m basically a shy person, I’m a shy guy. Uh, he suggested taking one these uh, aggression training courses. You know these aggression training courses like EST, those type of things. Anyway, it cost 400 bucks! 400 bucks to join this thing? Well I didn’t have the money and I thought to myself, “Join the army”! It’s free. So I figured while I’m here I’ll lose a few pounds. And you got what, a 6 to 8 week training program here? A real tough one. Which is perfect for me.
Dewey Oxburger: I’m going to walk out of here a Lean, Mean, Fightin’ Machine! Ha ha ha ha!
November 15th, 2012 at 6:31 pm
I can’t figure out how to post a photograph, but you could probably figure out what it is.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:53 pm
You know those guys from back on the block? Well this guy WAS the block.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:58 pm
It’s Ox, from “Stripes”! He ended up a DI, SGT Hulka’s replacement.
November 15th, 2012 at 7:01 pm
He’s the reason the bakers’ union went on strike and Twinkies may no longer be available.
http://www.wgntv.com/news/nationworld/wgntv-hostess-to-liquidate-if-bakers-strike-continues-20121115,0,96093.story
November 15th, 2012 at 7:03 pm
@110
What did he do? Eat the bakers?
November 15th, 2012 at 7:11 pm
@111 – ROFLMAO!!!!
November 15th, 2012 at 7:36 pm
Nik: no – he ate SGT Hulka. That’s why he ended up as Hulka’s replacement.
November 15th, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Someone check his back, quick. I betcha find a blowhole.
November 15th, 2012 at 7:55 pm
Speaking of blowholes, I guess he has a bidet in his outhouse. No way he’s reaching from the north side of that zip code to the south.
November 15th, 2012 at 7:57 pm
He’s got a mirror on his floor so he can see his pecker now and then.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:00 pm
It’s a wonder he doesn’t have a Derigible Service badge from WW II on that blanket.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:00 pm
Oh the humanity!
November 15th, 2012 at 8:07 pm
What you call a backyard pool, he calls a bath. He made the mistake of getting into it once. He went in, the water went out and that was that. Now he just gets hosed down twice each summer and air dries.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:11 pm
Some people have belly button lint. He has belly button yarn.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Whenever he rides an elevator alone it’s exceeding capacity.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:19 pm
Shit. Bad news coming out of Texas right now.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:54 pm
When he steps on a scale, it says “One at a time please”. OR When his doctor wants to weigh him, he sends him to the local truck stop.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:59 pm
His high school year book photo is from overhead satellite imagery. Fat bastard.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:22 pm
I’m just a pussycat. I try to stay out of the fray. But I will put in my two paws’ worth here.
It is well-known that aweseomeness is not measured by size, but by deeds. The most awesome awesomeness may be found in mouse kill records, double paw stretches, head butts and shmoozing with cat show judges, and cheetah stud dances, for which I am famous.
Awesomeness is not evidenced by rotundity of girth or added volume in one’s jungle pouch.
Thus, the Round Marine may be large, but he is definitely not in charge.
I have spoken. Thus it is written.
November 16th, 2012 at 8:02 pm
What MC Ball did he tried to get into? That should be a lead right here. MC Balls are planned wayyyyyy ahead and its not a “pay your way at the door and take an open seat” thing. There are seating arrangements and everyone gets a ticket ahead of time. If he did that someone has his name on the roster. Only so many Master Gunnys would have been there. Process of elimination. Im betting he called in to get his ticket. Ferret this piece of shit out and bust him with the SVA. He went beyond claiming and wore the medals, which is still a crime. Then again this seabag with lips probably just showed up trying to get in without a ticket.
November 16th, 2012 at 8:10 pm
@126
I’m guessing he tried to get in without a ticket. He probably heard about it and thought “Oh shit. I’m going there. Hope they have a buffet…or three…or six.”
November 16th, 2012 at 8:40 pm
When he approaches the all-you-can-eat buffet table, the dishes shrink in fear.
November 16th, 2012 at 8:53 pm
When this guy enters a all-you-can-eat restaurant the staff start getting hazard pay.
November 16th, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Bah. 129 was mine.
November 19th, 2012 at 10:19 am
[...] who seems to be in competition for the “Roundest Marine” with our old buddy the “Round Marine“. It entirely possible that Romeo Martinez was a Marine at one time, but I doubt very much [...]
November 19th, 2012 at 9:00 pm
http://www.stolenvalor.com/images/fakeseal1.jpg
November 22nd, 2012 at 4:13 pm
These are two separate fugsticks. Will see if a file exist (I’m sure it does) on fatboy and provide a real name for you with a link to his stardom, what a pair of ass maggots !!
November 28th, 2012 at 3:29 pm
If anyone tracks him down, please let me know. I found this parody this morning. It has lyrics written by Allan Sherman, music by Gilbert & Sullivan from “HMS Pinafore”.
Little Butterball
I’m called Little Butterball,
Dear Little Butterball,
‘Though I could never tell why.
My calories mount.
My cholesterol count
Is as high as an elephant’s eye.
They told me to diet.
I promised I’d try it,
Yet somehow my weight would not budge.
Each Metrecal cookie
To me tasted ookie,
So I covered it with hot fudge.
I ate watercresses,
And other such messes,
And pushed all my favorites aside.
I said to the caterers,
“No more mashed potaterers,
Just baked, and hash browned, and french fried.”
I sing this sad song
‘Cause my diet went wrong,
‘Though I honestly tried to pay heed.
I don’t care how high
Is an elephant’s eye,
But an elephant’s rear I don’t need.
November 30th, 2012 at 11:45 am
I can’t believe this fat turd actually had the nerve to dishonor a USMC event with his presence. Even a casual observer can tell he’s a phony…he’s wearing a ribbon rack that would make Chesty Puller envious, complete with WWII campaign ribbons. Come on…the youngest living WWII vets are all well into their 80s.
December 3rd, 2012 at 1:02 am
The photo was taken outside Fat Eddies in Las Cruces NM. I am the one who originally posted it on GL. My wife took the pic. I didn’t get his name. I escorted his ass out of the receiving area and sent him on his way. His wife did return later with a DD214 in hand for a SGT that did a hitch in the 80′s. Was a USMC security guard school grad. Figured it was BS as well and dismissed it. Told some good stories, he retired out of Juarez while assigned to either DEA or ATF, I forget which one. Also told me that he was awarded the Trident by Presidential proclamation singed by Ronald Reagan. I Blew The photo up and took to local VFW to id the ribbons. There are some pretty obscure ribbons there. One in particular is the NJROTC Sea Cruise ribbon. kids got a chuckle out of that.
December 3rd, 2012 at 2:02 am
@136 BMCS, does MGySgt Orca live in the Las Cruces area? I have family in New Mexico that I haven’t seen in a while. Maybe it’s time for a visit. I’m in Phoenix so it’s not too far a drive!?
January 19th, 2013 at 1:28 am
I think I know where Jabba the Hut got his dress blues. It looks like the cover I had stolen off my bass boat
January 19th, 2013 at 1:36 am
Extra turd.
January 28th, 2013 at 5:44 am
He’s SO FAT his farts are measured on the Richter Scale, and NASA mistook his belly button for a black hole!!