TSO Live

| November 13, 2012 | 19 Comments

In case you haven’t heard, TSO is going to be on Glenn Beck’s GBTV at 6:30 Eastern Time for those of you who have the capability. I think I do, but I’m going to have to do some hunting. He’s going to be laying out his strategy for withdrawal in Afghanistan. I think he’s lobbying for Panetta’s job. I hope so, flying him to Indianapolis (to the new TAH HQs West) will be a lot cheaper than flying Panetta’s ass to California. Besides, we’ve already packed Congress with TAH moles, time to get some in the Executive Branch.

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  1. Nik says:

    Give ‘em hell.

  2. I think he’s lobbying for Panetta’s job.

    I wish I thought that line was funny. Oh wait – TSO and The Sniper cavorting in a shower. Just can’t get that out of my head. Makes TSO as SECDEF easier to consider.

    Hopefully Glen Beck will have this treasure up on YouTube later.

  3. RunPatRun says:

    He could actually take a bus from DC to IN on weekends, huge savings.

  4. OWB says:

    Hey, Jonn! On my magic TV the Beck channel is one up from CSPAN2 and a couple three up from MSNBC, if that helps.

    Meanwhile, guess we are sort of obligated to watch tonight. Mutter, mumble.

  5. SSG Medzyk says:

    If it’s the same across country, channel 212 on Dish.

  6. PintoNag says:

    Just so long as he keeps The Beard.

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      Yeah, I just found Blaze on 212 on Dish, but now we’re not sure that he’ll be on that one. He might be on the internet subscription thingie. Which means we all may have to wait for the YouTube version, cheap bastards that we are. I like TSO, but not if I have to spend money to see him.

  7. Ain’t The Dish one of them fake reality things?

  8. OWB says:

    Naw, Zero, it’s the real deal here.

  9. Heard his voice via Frankly Opinionated:

    Thanks!

  10. Tso says:

    Was it over the top when I said I yearned for a booty call from Gen P the way a jackel or Rosie odonnell yearns for a slow ibex?

  11. OWB says:

    Ya done good, TSO.

  12. exit idea:
    1. call up all the B52s and other bombers the AF has
    2. send in all the spare 155, 120mm etc rounds in stock
    3. give every soldier, marine, sailor and airman in Afgan about 2,000 rounds of ammo each and all the frags they can carry
    4. have the navy launch every missile they have

    do this all at the same time…and unload in 360degree arc around every camp and then pack up and go. fire until every MF is dead and then come home.

  13. Ex-PH2 says:

    TSO, for those of us who do not have access to GBTV or any TV, could you add a link to a transcript? Thank you.

  14. GoddamContractor says:

    Exit idea:
    “For every soldier that leaves, a U.S. Feral Hog goes in.”
    Research Data-
    1. Germany and Japan, both fierce enemies in the past, have indigenous wild boar populations. Germany and Japan are now our strong allies and economic powerhouses on the world stage.
    2. Afghanistan’s wild boar population is almost nonexistent.
    3. The USA has a surplus of feral hogs (wild boars).
    Justification-
    1. Possible PETA sponsorship (This would be HUGE).
    2. Maximize airlift resources which would otherwise be flying empty to Afghanistan in order to airlift people and materiel out of theater. (The Air Force is currently testing how many feral hogs will fit in a C5).
    3. Provide a necessary boost to our domestic economy as unemployed stock brokers can become proficient hog trappers.
    4. Afghans, who would otherwise be shooting at us, shooting at each other, planting IED’s, and stoning women, would be too busy trying to shoot feral hogs.
    5. It would give the American people a common enemy to fight in their own backyard: Feral Hogs. Focus group testing has shown that Americans’ understanding of the Taliban is too removed and nebulous, and when asked to get angry at Al Queda, Ansar Al Sharia, and The Haqquani Network, they usually fall asleep during the question. Feral Hogs, on the other hand, are local, very easy to hate and are unlikely to form splinter groups that are hard to pronounce.
    6. Logic dictates and research has shown, that by enacting this single policy, Afghanistan would become our strong ally and an Economic force to be reckoned with.

  15. malclave says:

    @9
    Ain’t The Dish one of them fake reality things?

    I thought it was the big-boobed Lieutenant from the M*A*S*H movie.

  16. Ex-PH2 says:

    @17 – Excellent idea. Us feral hogs are a cross between the Russian wild boar and domestic hogs.
    They are large, will feed several families, possibly entire Afghan villages for a few days, as well as their family pets.
    They have extremely sensitive noses and can be used for sniffing out fungi like truffles and possibly bombs and poppy plantations.
    Only in the US will you find something like Hogzilla. Now we can export Hogzilla and his offspring.

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