Gunner! Stuttering jackass at 4! HE!
Just in case anyone is interested, TSO’s favorite take down, Timothy Poe is going to be on the Dr. Phil Show this afternoon and he’s still stuttering;
A little bird tells me that Dr Phil jerked a knot in his ass, but we’ll see. I had to do some research to determine the time and place today, since I’m not a big fan, but since we’ve been talking to producers of the show, I figured I’d better check in. If it helps, here in the DC area it’s on at 4 PM Eastern time on the CBS channel 9.
Links to the Tim Poe saga at TAH, in case you missed it;
Tim Poe: America’s Got Stolen Valor?
“Stolen Dick” Poe and the case of the Phantom CIB….
EXCLUSIVE: TMZ suckered in by Poe
Sings the Craven? “Nevermore!”
From NBC News; Lying about your military service? These bloggers have you in their sights
ADDED: Here are some clips of the show, scroll down.
November 15th, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Here’s another link for anyone wanting to comment on the Dr. Phil page: http://community.drphil.com/boards/?EntryID=33523
November 15th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Now, to find CBS on the old TV. Hmmm.
November 15th, 2012 at 2:56 pm
I don’t wanna see the guy any further humiliated. His is a sad case indeed. We should pity his ilk and offer support; not continue to cause him pain.
Screw that! Gonna be some fun if this plays out as advertised.
And there was a cute pix of Jonn at the NBC link to boot.
November 15th, 2012 at 3:08 pm
Jonn: what, no beehive rounds available? (smile)
November 15th, 2012 at 3:09 pm
Geezo pete, he can’t even do a good job of faking stuttering!
November 15th, 2012 at 3:20 pm
I’m normally watching the Speed Network while I’m working out and want to watch this, but I know there will be a few individuals who wouldn’t appreciate my out burst at the gym.
November 15th, 2012 at 4:28 pm
Last clip is good Poe bawling like a little kid while Phil rips him a new one.
November 15th, 2012 at 4:35 pm
I let his former unit know he will be on. Too bad Dr Phil doesn’t do live phone calls.
November 15th, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Damn looks like it was 3 PM EST. I just tuned in to CBS and it almost over. Ah well I’ll have to wait for them to archive it.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:02 pm
Just starting here, but I don’t know how much of “Dr.” Phulloshit’s eyebrows I can take.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:07 pm
5 minutes into the show and this jackass has me yelling at the TV!
November 15th, 2012 at 5:08 pm
Still stuttering he is. Poe truly thought he was shot in the leg in a firefight in Iraq even though he’s never been in Iraq.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Ear infection, brain infucktion- same, same.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:10 pm
That look on his face is one that says “Maybe coming on this show wasn’t such a good idea”.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Well, I looked at my bronze globe of the whole world and decided I’ve been to Azerbaijan, because I had a stamp collection with stamps from there when I was nine. I musta been there.
Is anyone going to provide a link so that those of us deprived souls can watch it, too?
OK, my TV died, and I’m not replacing it until I get a book done, so get off my frakkin’ back, willya? Geez!!!!
November 15th, 2012 at 5:12 pm
So far it looks like it could be a 20 minute segment, but needs the full hour because of his stu-stu-stu-stuttering.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:21 pm
“Do you now know that you haven’t been to Iraq?”
November 15th, 2012 at 5:24 pm
Before the commercial break, he didn’t remember anyone named Alteen, but now he remembers that she didn’t sing very well?
November 15th, 2012 at 5:25 pm
@17 — Please post spew alert ahead of stuff like that. Thanks.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:26 pm
“I did lots of different impressions”.
Whoops.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:28 pm
“I’m sorry I said the things I said.”
Not, “I’m sorry I lied.”
November 15th, 2012 at 5:29 pm
I wonder if Timmy-poo can “feel the whiskers” yet? (hat tip to Ranger-Up’s “The Damn Few”)
November 15th, 2012 at 5:35 pm
“I don’t remember his mustache”.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:38 pm
Here come the tears.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:38 pm
Well if you ask Poe he doesn’t have a mustache. In his mind, as he remembers it, he shaved this morning.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Aw, man, strippers on the show tomorrow.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:41 pm
“I want to believe him because I loooove him.”
Seriously, I can’t take this shit.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:41 pm
This guy just does not know when to stop digging. Even President ‘I never had sex with that woman’ knew when it was time to come clean.
I suppose looking batshit crazy is a better option than being exposed as a horrible liar.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:42 pm
There is a website for Dr. Phil, for anyone who doesn’t mind it in small doses. One of the guys on his team says there was no grenade explosion.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:43 pm
He declined a polygraph test. That’s not incriminating at all.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:43 pm
Praise for the military healthcare system from Dr Phil.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:44 pm
“I want some help”.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:45 pm
*lip quivering*
November 15th, 2012 at 5:49 pm
I have to admit, getting a tattoo over the non-existent bullet scar is a clever way of faking it.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:50 pm
Damn, Dr. Phil may have borred his balls for this.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:50 pm
*borrowed
November 15th, 2012 at 5:51 pm
Just because you have no remorse, thrive on drama and live in a fantasy world, doesn’t mean you are a bad person.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:52 pm
Village idiot!! Wow
November 15th, 2012 at 5:53 pm
Nope, he didn’t. Doc is still a prick.
“Let me help you. Let me send you to the lie-detecting people so you can say in 6 months that you’re cured and couldn’t help being a lying sack of whale shit because you had the lyitis in your vagina.”
November 15th, 2012 at 5:53 pm
Dave Thul: not so sure. I’ve read somewhere that the scar needs to be 10-15 years old before a tattoo will “take”, and that most tattoo shops/artists won’t even attempt to cover a scar any younger than that with a tattoo.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:56 pm
C’mon ROS – it’s the Dr. Phil show, not Ranger-Up. The “good doctor” can’t get too much out of character, or he’ll lose his core audience!
Maybe the lads at Ranger-Up will feature Poe in their next “The Damn Few”. That would be worth watching.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:59 pm
Hondo: exactly my point, most people wouldn’t know that.
So putting a tattoo over the ‘scar’ is easier than saying the BAS did such a good job sewing it up that it didn’t even leave a scar. I could even see him selling that in a bar-’I was self conscious about my war wounds but I’m a real man so I covered them with a tattoo rather than plastic surgery’.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:01 pm
Thanks, Dr. Phil. My theory is that he was impaled on a unicorn and butt raped by an anaconda.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:03 pm
Dave Thul: true – but high risk. All it takes is one guy in the bar who knows the score. And some bars have lots of guys with tattoos hanging out.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:05 pm
My battle scars are covered with tattoos…….hmmmmmm? I wonder where he got that idea? Maybe from this turd!
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=28516
November 15th, 2012 at 6:07 pm
Well, that kinda pretty much sucked. Another hour I’ll never get back.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:12 pm
Glad I was at work and couldn’t watch it. I’d probably still be swearing enough to peel the paint and de-fur my cats.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:14 pm
Nik: Not to worry. The next Phil will be even better. It features, according to the commercial, a 2 or 3 ton woman who is spoon fed by her fiance.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:24 pm
That sounds barf-worthy.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:25 pm
Lying is now “Memory Deficit”?
WTFO?
November 15th, 2012 at 6:30 pm
Is it fair to say that most of us here are not in the target audience? Never having had any delusions that I was, that is the first (and presumably last) time I will watch it! Not sure I’d even want to watch the update. There would need to be an update, right?
Nothing incongruous about a silly, lying, con artist appearing on national TV repeatedly, begging for alternately help, big bucks, and sympathy getting a second seating at the trough. My barf meter is pegged.
November 15th, 2012 at 7:18 pm
So, the upshot is that Poe is a sociopath and he’s going to tell the folks at the brain repair store what they want to hear and he’s going to go back on TDP’s show and announce that he knows now that he lied – some facsimile of that without really admitting that it was his fault. He’ll never lie again, which will be his first newest lie. If you ask me, his wife needs to get her brain tuned up, too. But no one asked me.
Phil did a fair job. Points for looking at Poe and saying “Somewhere a village is missing it’s idiot.” But, he gets minus points for allowing Poe an escape with his free trip to the brain repair store. Poe will use that to his full advantage and he’ll be back on the public stage and we’ll be the bad guys.
Also, Phil gets minus points for not mentioning TAH. I guess we’re just a free research service.
November 15th, 2012 at 7:30 pm
Who the hell wa-wa-wa-wa-watches D-D-D-D-D-octor Ph-Ph-Ph-Phill a-a-a-a-a-a-anyway?
November 15th, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Jonn, during the follow-up perhaps we could expect a bit more serious talk about the military and stolen valor? Maybe.
November 15th, 2012 at 7:32 pm
I’m sorry. That was awfully ca-ca-ca-ca-caRUEL of me.
November 15th, 2012 at 7:34 pm
@ 53: Watching it was a TAH homework assignment today.
No other reason could have made me do it!
November 15th, 2012 at 7:38 pm
Yeah, well, OWB, I watched it too and have mixed feelings about the experience. On the one hand, I hate myself for watching it and, on the other hand, I am pleased with myself for having never watched it before.
November 15th, 2012 at 7:46 pm
Agreed.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:14 pm
You can’t make that shit up, no matter how hard you try…free trip to the brain restoration shop my ass. Give that pile of crap a one way ticket back to the trailer park ghetto he came from.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:33 pm
Sorry if I ramble, I’ll try to be succinct, this son-of-a-bitch hasn’t changed a bit! My cousin Lupe stuttered and it sounded nothing like his pathetic ass. He’s still claiming the same shit he did before. I think I have a better reason to not remember, I have had three concussions! One in high school and two in college! Fuck him right up the …you know, with no KY.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:23 pm
No Kentucky? OH! You wouldn’t!
November 15th, 2012 at 10:12 pm
Ex-PH2@61, cue Dueling Banjos.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:48 pm
@62, you owe me a new keyboard!
November 16th, 2012 at 2:58 am
The only thing more ridiculous than Poe, is some of the nimrods on the Dr. Phil message board. The majority of folks are calling Poe out for the fraud that he is. But there are some great conspiracy-theory dimwits buying off and/or defending his B.S.
http://community.drphil.com/boards/?EntryID=33523
November 16th, 2012 at 10:03 am
I was hoping Phil was going to send Poe to the Mayo Clinic, which is geographically in the middle of his old battalion. Plenty of guys here in MN that would love a quiet word with Poe in a nice dark back alley.
November 16th, 2012 at 10:11 am
@60, I also have a few concussions. They give me some memory issues not turn me into a lying sack of shit like Poe.
November 16th, 2012 at 4:35 pm
Like the man said:
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. – H. L. Mencken
Look at the WH for further proof.
November 16th, 2012 at 4:36 pm
That should have started with:
@64
November 16th, 2012 at 4:51 pm
If Poe is a sociopath, he won’t fade. He’ll get worse. Any bets on how long it takes him to land in jail?
November 16th, 2012 at 5:06 pm
The best part about all of this is that Dr. Phil is a bullsh1t fraud himself…this is the best definition of irony in a long time….
November 16th, 2012 at 5:14 pm
I think Dr. Phil did Poe a real disservice by not bringing a real stutterer on the show t-t-t-t-to p-p-p-p-prove he’s a b-b-b-b-b-b-bullshafter.
My dentist is a stutterer. He has trouble with ‘w’ and ‘s’. Carl Sagan was a stutterer. He had trouble with ‘b’.
Poe is not just an insult to vets with real issues, he’s an insult to anyone with a speech impediment who has worked very hard to overcome it.
November 16th, 2012 at 6:38 pm
@71 He has a criminal mind. Some criminals use physical force to overcome their victims. His type uses physical and mental situations calculated to disarm their targets. They appeal to the heart hoping the brain won’t engage.