TSO first wrote about Steve “Snake Eyes” Jordan over a year ago. He went to ground for a little bit, but it seems he’s back with even more douche-tooliness. Apparently, a fake beard and a blank firing adapter help him to kill terrorists so well that now he’s a promotable First Sergeant.
But, apparently, he has his sights set higher. There’s a petition, that we can reasonably attribute to his own pen, for his direct commission to lieutenant.
It is time to recognize the sacrifice of 1SG(P) Steve Jordan an his commitment to the defense of this nation. Despite the best efforts of his enemies, that has not been a serious attempt to come at him. His commitment to the Ranger Creed and the leadership his has provided to his soldiers is without precedence. Steve Jordan can pass on the traditions of duty, honor, and code to the officer corps if promoted.
I suspect that it won’t be long before he announces that his petition was successful and that he’s become a commissioned officer as a direct result of this petition.
Category: Phony soldiers