Tips for Hamas
November 19th, 2012
I’ve dug up the post I did a year and half ago for the folks in Gaza so they can protect themselves from Israeli rockets. These were the approved head gear of the Egyptian rioters, maybe some Gazan lives will be saved by our tips;
This is my favorite – that’s bread taped to his head;
Hey, we used to cook in our steel pot helmets why can’t it work the other way?
November 19th, 2012 at 1:13 pm
Bread versus high explosives delivered at supersonic speeds.
I’ll take Option “B”.
November 19th, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Plastic Bottles – I believe the plastic bottles would be more effective if there were caps on the bottles, screwed tightly, and sealed with wax. Just a thought.
Cardboard Box – Largely ineffected against incoming rockets. However, fellow jihadist can use it as a small tea table.
Concrete Block – Would be most effective if you were being attacked by Barney and he was throwing marshmellows at you!
Various Bread Types – Considered highly effective in the Arab world, as the bread is solid and can withstand most outside forces.
Pot Head – Now this guy got it right the first time.
November 19th, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Holy Jebus….all of a sudden tin foil hats make sense….
November 19th, 2012 at 1:48 pm
How many rolls of saran Wrap would it take to provide adequate protection? I’ll start filling out the paperwork now for the government grant.
November 19th, 2012 at 1:52 pm
Or maybe Isreal shouldn’t be attacking a civillian population. But that’s just me.
November 19th, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Just a quick study of the pics and you just know that these folks are reasonable, intelligent, and rather artful. So, what’s the problem? Why can’t we just sit down and work things out. Bwahahahahahahaha.
November 19th, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Or maybe Hamas shouldn’t be hiding their missiles in with the civilian population…
November 19th, 2012 at 2:05 pm
Or Hamas shouldn’t be firing their missiles from schools, mosques and malls….
November 19th, 2012 at 2:09 pm
Since Isreal is in violation of more than 70 UN Secruity Council Resolutions when do we invade them and topple their government?
November 19th, 2012 at 2:10 pm
I have a coupon for bubble wrap. I could send it to them.
November 19th, 2012 at 2:15 pm
Yep, when you are a military target and you cower amongst civilians, the innocent die as well. One of two things will eventually happen. 1: The civilian population will get sick of getting killed while hiding your sorry ass and tell you to fuck off eventually or 2: civilians will keep dying. I expect the latter to keep happening
November 19th, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Well, if they start popping the bubble wrap, and who can resist popping bubble wrap, it may be mistaken for gunfire, further escalating the tensions in the Middle East. The law of unintended consequences, you know.
November 19th, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Haha, UN resolutions. Those only seem to apply to civilized cultures. Any ass backwards, knuckle dragging, goat fuckers seem to get a free pass on those though
November 19th, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Aren’t most of those goat fuckers on the U.N. Security Council?
November 19th, 2012 at 2:22 pm
The UN? The organization that put Iran on the Human Rights Council, that just elected those stalwarts of human rights, Gabon, Kazakhstan, Pakistan and Venezuela, to the Human Rights Council? Who’ve put countries like the People’s Republic of China, Russia and Libya on the Human Rights council?
So much for the UN.
November 19th, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Good to see the Muslim brotherhood uses the lowest bidder on their war contracts also
November 19th, 2012 at 2:31 pm
UN Resolutions. Now there’s a credible source of decency and democratic values. Is the the same UN that had Libya under Gaddafi on the Human Rights Council? And Saudi Arabia? And Uganda? And had nominated Syria? Yep, the UN is certainly the place to look for help in making moral assessments of a situation.
BTW, Israel in violation of 70 UN resolutions would be hard to avoid. (I don’t think they are all SC resolutions, btw.) Let’s consider a little history, in case you haven’t done your homework.
The UNHRC was founded in 2006. In that first year, the Council offered no condemnations of human rights violations in any other country. Same for the entire second year, though they did ‘deplore’ events in Burma. Israel is the only country on the UNHRC permanent agenda. Darfur? Never heard of it. Chechnya? Where is that? Syria? Aren’t they somewhere near Turkey? Saudi Arabia? We haven’t heard women, homosexuals, Christians complain from there? Egypt? They love the Copts, right? Oh, and how about the ridiculous idea that the UN needed to monitor recent US elections?!
Of course, you may have criticisms of Israel. Everybody has an opinion. But citing the UN as a source or voice of morality is like citing the old USSR as a source of democracy. Or citing Islam as a promoter of world peace.
November 19th, 2012 at 2:34 pm
@5
But it’s ok if Hamas does it, right?
@9
How many are Hamas in violation of?
November 19th, 2012 at 2:35 pm
@Medic09 Couldn’t have said it better myself.
November 19th, 2012 at 2:41 pm
@ #3: OT, HAH! My reaction as well. (Why is the Twilight Zone theme song now running through?)
@ #4: After careful calculation I have determined that it depends. Roughly, though, if you take the available square footage and stack cases of Saran Wrap at least 27 feet high, (pack it in there VERY tight) on top of a 6 inch steel plate supported by 12 inches of concrete you should be able to withstand a typical car bomb a block away from your buried position under all that concrete, steel and Saran Wrap. Be sure to pack an air supply and entrenching tool just in case.
@ #5: They aren’t attacking civilian populastions. They are attacking military objectives, which the brainiacs firing have cleverly (not really) positioned amid the civilian population. The choice to wipe out civilian populations was entirely theirs when they selected mosques and such as their offensive positions.
The same brainiacs actively select civilian populations as their primary objective when there is no military target even close. But they lie through their teeth and entirely too many buy their lies.
November 19th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
@12 – That’s exactly the point, Hack.
The sound of gunfire/bubblewrap popping comes from within. Then they’ll start shooting at each other.
November 19th, 2012 at 2:46 pm
@11
I think this picture sums it up beautifully.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/Trupolitik/SpritofIDF.jpg
November 19th, 2012 at 2:54 pm
@9. Thursday sounds good. Okay if they stage at your place and launch from there?
November 19th, 2012 at 4:19 pm
AC, you owe me s new computer – this one seems to have blown up when it hit the floor as I rolled around laughing uproareously.
November 19th, 2012 at 5:18 pm
@22: Nik, that picture is awesome.
November 19th, 2012 at 11:32 pm
that whole f–ing are is like 1,500 BC…with cell phones