Tips for Hamas

| November 19, 2012

I’ve dug up the post I did a year and half ago for the folks in Gaza so they can protect themselves from Israeli rockets. These were the approved head gear of the Egyptian rioters, maybe some Gazan lives will be saved by our tips;

This is my favorite – that’s bread taped to his head;

Hey, we used to cook in our steel pot helmets why can’t it work the other way?

Category: General Whackos

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  1. NHSparky says:

    Bread versus high explosives delivered at supersonic speeds.

    I’ll take Option “B”.

  2. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    Plastic Bottles – I believe the plastic bottles would be more effective if there were caps on the bottles, screwed tightly, and sealed with wax. Just a thought.

    Cardboard Box – Largely ineffected against incoming rockets. However, fellow jihadist can use it as a small tea table.

    Concrete Block – Would be most effective if you were being attacked by Barney and he was throwing marshmellows at you!

    Various Bread Types – Considered highly effective in the Arab world, as the bread is solid and can withstand most outside forces.

    Pot Head – Now this guy got it right the first time.

  3. Old Tanker says:

    Holy Jebus….all of a sudden tin foil hats make sense….

  4. Hack Stone says:

    How many rolls of saran Wrap would it take to provide adequate protection? I’ll start filling out the paperwork now for the government grant.

  5. HM2 FMF-SW Ret says:

    Or maybe Isreal shouldn’t be attacking a civillian population. But that’s just me.

  6. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    Just a quick study of the pics and you just know that these folks are reasonable, intelligent, and rather artful. So, what’s the problem? Why can’t we just sit down and work things out. Bwahahahahahahaha.

  7. Just Plain Jason says:

    Or maybe Hamas shouldn’t be hiding their missiles in with the civilian population…

  8. UpNorth says:

    Or Hamas shouldn’t be firing their missiles from schools, mosques and malls….

  9. HM2 FMF-SW Ret says:

    Since Isreal is in violation of more than 70 UN Secruity Council Resolutions when do we invade them and topple their government?

  10. Ex-PH2 says:

    I have a coupon for bubble wrap. I could send it to them.

  11. Ne Desit Virtus says:

    Yep, when you are a military target and you cower amongst civilians, the innocent die as well. One of two things will eventually happen. 1: The civilian population will get sick of getting killed while hiding your sorry ass and tell you to fuck off eventually or 2: civilians will keep dying. I expect the latter to keep happening

  12. Hack Stone says:

    Well, if they start popping the bubble wrap, and who can resist popping bubble wrap, it may be mistaken for gunfire, further escalating the tensions in the Middle East. The law of unintended consequences, you know.

  13. Ne Desit Virtus says:

    Haha, UN resolutions. Those only seem to apply to civilized cultures. Any ass backwards, knuckle dragging, goat fuckers seem to get a free pass on those though

  14. Whitey_wingnut says:

    Aren’t most of those goat fuckers on the U.N. Security Council?

  15. UpNorth says:

    The UN? The organization that put Iran on the Human Rights Council, that just elected those stalwarts of human rights, Gabon, Kazakhstan, Pakistan and Venezuela, to the Human Rights Council? Who’ve put countries like the People’s Republic of China, Russia and Libya on the Human Rights council?
    So much for the UN.

  16. CBSenior says:

    Good to see the Muslim brotherhood uses the lowest bidder on their war contracts also

  17. Medic09 says:

    UN Resolutions. Now there’s a credible source of decency and democratic values. Is the the same UN that had Libya under Gaddafi on the Human Rights Council? And Saudi Arabia? And Uganda? And had nominated Syria? Yep, the UN is certainly the place to look for help in making moral assessments of a situation.

    BTW, Israel in violation of 70 UN resolutions would be hard to avoid. (I don’t think they are all SC resolutions, btw.) Let’s consider a little history, in case you haven’t done your homework.

    The UNHRC was founded in 2006. In that first year, the Council offered no condemnations of human rights violations in any other country. Same for the entire second year, though they did ‘deplore’ events in Burma. Israel is the only country on the UNHRC permanent agenda. Darfur? Never heard of it. Chechnya? Where is that? Syria? Aren’t they somewhere near Turkey? Saudi Arabia? We haven’t heard women, homosexuals, Christians complain from there? Egypt? They love the Copts, right? Oh, and how about the ridiculous idea that the UN needed to monitor recent US elections?!

    Of course, you may have criticisms of Israel. Everybody has an opinion. But citing the UN as a source or voice of morality is like citing the old USSR as a source of democracy. Or citing Islam as a promoter of world peace.

  18. Nik says:


    But it’s ok if Hamas does it, right?


    How many are Hamas in violation of?

  19. Whitey_wingnut says:

    @Medic09 Couldn’t have said it better myself.

  20. OWB says:

    @ #3: OT, HAH! My reaction as well. (Why is the Twilight Zone theme song now running through?)

    @ #4: After careful calculation I have determined that it depends. Roughly, though, if you take the available square footage and stack cases of Saran Wrap at least 27 feet high, (pack it in there VERY tight) on top of a 6 inch steel plate supported by 12 inches of concrete you should be able to withstand a typical car bomb a block away from your buried position under all that concrete, steel and Saran Wrap. Be sure to pack an air supply and entrenching tool just in case.

    @ #5: They aren’t attacking civilian populastions. They are attacking military objectives, which the brainiacs firing have cleverly (not really) positioned amid the civilian population. The choice to wipe out civilian populations was entirely theirs when they selected mosques and such as their offensive positions.

    The same brainiacs actively select civilian populations as their primary objective when there is no military target even close. But they lie through their teeth and entirely too many buy their lies.

  21. Ex-PH2 says:

    @12 – That’s exactly the point, Hack.

    The sound of gunfire/bubblewrap popping comes from within. Then they’ll start shooting at each other.

  22. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    @9. Thursday sounds good. Okay if they stage at your place and launch from there?

  23. OWB says:

    AC, you owe me s new computer – this one seems to have blown up when it hit the floor as I rolled around laughing uproareously.

  24. CSE CSC says:

    @22: Nik, that picture is awesome.

  25. that whole f–ing are is like 1,500 BC…with cell phones