Absurd Manning claim draws absurd response

| November 29, 2012

Remember the other day, we mentioned that Breanna Manning threatened to kill itself with the waistband of his Wonder Woman Underoos? Well, apparently some of the folks who were responsible for guarding him thought it was funny, too, according to Sky News;

…the chief legal officer at Quantico at the time, Lieutenant Colonel Christopher Greer, made light of the underwear episode in an email, composing a rhyme in the style of the popular Dr Seuss books.

The message said: “I can wear them in a box. I can wear them with a fox. I can wear them in the day. I can wear them so I say. But I can’t wear them at night. My comments gave the staff a fright.”

Marine Colonel Robert Oltman, the officer in charge of security in the brig, responded to the email with the signature, “Sam I am,” another Dr Seuss reference.

During his court testimony, Mr Coombs asked the security chief if it was “funny to you that Pfc Manning was being stripped at night?”

“No, it was not, it was a very serious issue,” Col Oltman replied.

A prisoner had committed suicide a few days before Manning was incarcerated, so I’m sure they took it seriously when Manning said he’d kill himself with his Pooh Bear Underoos. of course, the defense attorney brings this up to garner sympathy for Manning, but, the former soldier is a caricature of what we expect from traitors. He wants everyone to call him Breanna, he licks prison bars and dances in his Finding Nemo underwear, lifts air weights and draws the Code Pink/VFP clowns like flies to shit. I guess the only thing missing was a Doctor Seuss rhyme.

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  1. NHSparky says:

    Choil—Choir. Damn temporary fat finger dyslexia.

  2. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    @ 49 … settle down now youngster and FUCK OFF!

  3. Twist says:

    Nukes weren’t needed to defeat Japan? So you would prefer the estimated 1 million American casualties?

    As others have so eloquently said…..FUCK OFF!!!

  4. rb325th says:

    Love when people say we did not have to use Nukes in Japan… of course we didn’t have to BUT… they always ignore the estimates on casualties both US and Japanese that were prevented by the use of 2 Nuclear Weapons. Buts eyz stooped

  5. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    Gee. Boob is a deepender. Off the meds today, I guess. He came here trying to get our goat and he goes batty. Instant justice.

  6. rb325th says:

    Having just gone back and read as much as I could that was written by Mr Dickworth… I shall join the chorus and say FUCK OFF!!

  7. Twist says:

    “I cant beleive how stupdi and lying some of you are !”
    I can’t believe how stupid and what liers some of you are!

    “marine corps” Marine Corps, “afghanistan” Afghanistan

    There I helped you out.

    Oh the irony.

  8. BOB CHITWORTH says:

    since you are too stupid to google

    Marines drafted a little over one thousand during Vietnam.

    The Navy and Air Force did not resort to the draft during Vietnam.

    marines were not an all volunteer force.

  9. NHSparky says:

    Twist–don’t forget that those casualty estimates were only for the first 60-90 days of Operation Olympic, and didn’t include casualties which would have been borne by US Navy assets.

    Double that (and then some) for Operation Coronet.

    I suppose our dearly departed troll isn’t aware that there were enough Purple Hearts made up for Downfall that they have been used for every war/conflict over the last (almost) 70 years, and we’re nowhere near out of them yet.

  10. Twist says:

    “since you are too stupid to google”
    Since, Google

    “marines were not an all volunteer force.”

    The irony continues.

  11. Twist says:

    Around 391,000 Marines served in Vietnam and they drafted 1,000. Bob tries to make it sound that the Marines were an all drafted force.

  12. BOB CHITWORTH says:

    re drafted into marines,
    i was pointing out the LIARS among the morons

    of course retards would assign a motive beyond the pale.

  13. Ex-PH2 says:


    I KNEW I went to grade school with some white trash idiot by that name. Every time someone brought a birthday, he’d throw his piece into the trashcan or mush it into a ball of dough and throw pieces of it at the kids and the teachers. Couldn’t remember his name, however, but now I do.


  14. Ex-PH2 says:

    UH-OH, forgot to proofread. Naughty me.

    That should be ‘birthday cake’.

  15. OWB says:

    As fascinating as all this is, still wondering just what it has to do with Breanna.

  16. Nik says:

    He keeps going on about the draft as if it made any difference whatsoever.

    The draft ended in 1973. It’s completely irrelevant, given that today it is an all volunteer force.

    It’s also completely irrelevant given that everything he’s spewed forth so far is pure shit.

  17. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    Hey Bob C. I’m sorry for calling you a boob. I like boobs.

  18. Nik says:


    Not much, other than the article mentioned a Marine. Then some random chode-licker wandered in, opened his mouth, and proved he knows next to nothing, all the while insulting people who have chosen to protect him and his way of life.

    You know…the usual.

  19. OWB says:

    Thought it might have to do with proving the validity of Jonn’s title choice.

  20. Nik says:

    “‘I certainly made a noose,’ the former intelligence analyst said. ‘The sheet noose in particular.”

    Source: http://news.yahoo.com/gi-charged-wikileaks-case-admits-making-noose-155605657.html

    Now, Bob. Shut the FUCK up and recognize. What his guards were doing was not sadistic and they were not lying. They were protecting this idiot from offing himself and they were telling the truth on the matter.

  21. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    OK … I have been ANALYZING this chat.

    Cut this guy some slack.

    He clearly found TAH by accident on his new stolen lap top he borrowed from a non-tax paying citizen during a visit to a remote Social Security office in West Virginia.

    He had no idea how to use it, if fact just connecting to the internet was a miracle, the Network Connection Icon he used, in his mind was going to connect him to the SETI network where he could find new friends … out there!

    When we told him to FUCK OFF, this only excited him. You see in his family FUCK OFF means family reunion. Not a place where generations of relatives gather, but where his family grows. You can bet his mother is the oldest daughter of his father … well you get the picture now.

    And don’t blame him for his vocabulary. He is just using the same words that continously appear in clinic reports about his state of mind: moron, idiot, stupid, retard, liar, etc … et el.

    So before, you attack this person just imagine what it might be like: Sitting around your trailer, huffing and all jacked up paint fumes and model clue, trying to focus on the next great deal on QVC, watching a B&W RCA TV, in the middle of the night.

    Waking up everyday at 2:00 pm, must take a toll on a person. Just think of the what his first waking moments must be everyday, staring out a broken window into his yard, where to goats are fucking each other, on a trash filled lawn, littered with old tires a appliances from the 1950’s and 1960’s.

    It has to be tough … so be kinder to this soul for he has NOTHING and will never have ANYTHING.

  22. Nik says:

    Ok Master Chief, it is the season for kindness and charity. Not really his fault he’s so mentally deficient.

  23. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    Nik … that was my form of charity! A little pre Christmas gift to all!

  24. Nik says:

    Yah. Same here. That’s about as charitable and kind as I get to traitors.

  25. Apology from MCPO says:

    I want to apologize for what I said about West Virginia earlier.

    It has come to my attention that “Jersey Shore” will be replaced by a show on MTV called “West Virginia Buck Wild”.

    Thank you Lord on High!

    I promise never to say anything about West Virginia until I watch this show!

    There is a God!

    See link, it has a great clip!


  26. Nik says:

    In regards to my comment @74, that was unfair. Traitor isn’t the appropriate term.