Literal lunacy

| December 11, 2012

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TSO sends a link from Veterans Today in which Preston James PhD reveals the details of the Secret Shadow Government’s (SSG) war to protect us from aliens – no, not aliens from Mexico…the other kind. Up until today, the folks at VT seemed just a little crazy;

Since we are now denied access to the actual facts of the matter, our best shot for figuring out and guesstimating the truth is to evaluate and vet the many rumors out there on this Secret Space War and select those from the most reasonable sources which seem to make the most sense overall based on what we do know about current levels of technology and anecdotal stories told by folks we respect who are not crackpots and who make no money off such claims, sometimes receiving derision, harassment or great loss instead.

Well, that makes complete sense. Who best to shield us from the opinions of crackpots than crackpots. James continues to tell the tale of a secret treaty between the US, Britain and the Nazis to share alien intelligence during the years in which we were also engaged in a global war.

Can you imagine the difficulty any sitting US President, Congress-person or Official would have trying to explain to the American People that the US Military has a high tech Space Command with anti-gravity craft (AGCs) and orbital space platforms with high tech plasma cannon weaponry but still cannot defeat it extra-terrestrial enemies or provide low cost or free energy to the masses.

And of course let us not forget the numerous rumors from retired formerly high placed USG or DOD officials that have claimed that the USG has been hijacked by an alien group that the USG formed a special treaty with back in 1954 referred to as the “Grenada Treaty” which has ultimately led to the USG now being under control of an Alien Agenda which is against the interests of the People of the United States.

Not crazy enough for you? Well, how about if I told you that President Eisenhower signed a treaty with the good aliens to help them fight bad aliens?

There have been numerous rumors from solid sources over many years that President Eisenhower signed a Secret Treaty with Aliens at Holloman Air Force Base in 1954 (some experts claim 1953, some 1956 and some claim the first treaty with aliens was in 1947). This particular treaty has been alleged to have been called the Grenada Treaty. As the rumors go, the USG was approached by benevolent ET’s and offered anti-gravity and other high technology to be able to fight effectively against a larger sinister alien force which was capturing and using humans for food and which planned to invade the earth in mass and eventually destroy all the human inhabitants. Allegedly these evil aliens were threatening the good ones too and the good ones needed human help to reconstruct their impaired genetics.

Of course, I’m comforted by the fact that James is just an Earth patriot doing his duty to keep us informed;

This article is dedicated to all those who have fought, died, been harassed or suffered great loss in their attempts to expose and defeat the progenitors and perpetrators of the “Alien Agenda”. Most of these Heroes must remain unknown due to the complete secrecy lock-down now in place by the SSG and the main stream mass media’s compliance.

Of course, Samuel Johnson warned us about the Preston James two centuries ago;

“It is the quality of patriotism to be jealous and watchful, to observe all secret machinations, and to see publick dangers at a distance. The true lover of his country is ready to communicate his fears, and to sound the alarm, whenever he perceives the approach of mischief. But he sounds no alarm, when there is no enemy; he never terrifies his countrymen till he is terrified himself. The patriotism, therefore, may be justly doubted of him, who professes to be disturbed by incredibilities…”

I’m guessing this qualifies as incredible.

Category: General Whackos

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  1. NR Pax says:

    Mr. James, as Rick James once said “Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”

  2. MCPO on Aliens says:

    SSSSHHHHHH …. Aliens from other planets are housed at FEMA Camps. I have been to the FEMA Camps and I have seen them … our guests. The FEMA Camps are protected by the Federal Police. Look it up!

  3. JAGC says:

    Here’s the bio of Preston James PhD:

    “Social Psychologist with doctorate from Major Midwest Big Ten University. Retired from private practice in Psychology and Marriage/Family Therapy after serving the community for over 35 years during which time there were contacts with those associated with intel and law enforcement.”

    We obviously don’t want the aliens to find out which Major Midwest Big Ten University he supposedely attended? Imagine if Diana the lizard alien lady went to Ohio State and he went to Michigan… Intersteller war will ensue! But sleep easy, Preston James Phd had contacts “with those associated with” law enforcement… So he knew a guy who got a speeding ticket from a cop.

    I feel safer knowing this guy is on the case.

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    I knew Men in Black was a documentary. This just proves it.

  5. The Dead Man says:

    Get the feeling he’s been hitting something hard and playing too much X-Com. Besides, screw farming Alien bases for Elerium-115 for the cheap power source.

  6. martinjmpr says:

    “There have been numerous rumors from solid sources over many years that President Eisenhower signed a Secret Treaty with Aliens at Holloman Air Force Base in 1954 (some experts claim 1953, some 1956 and some claim the first treaty with aliens was in 1947). This particular treaty has been alleged to have been called the Grenada Treaty.”

    Liner notes from my 1974 copy of the Blue Oyster Cult album “Secret Treaties:”

    “Rossignol’s curious, albeit simply titled book, ‘The Origins of a World War’, spoke in terms of ‘secret treaties’, drawn up between the Ambassadors from Plutonia and Desdinova the foreign minister. These treaties founded a secret science from the stars. Astronomy. The career of evil.”

    Coincidence? YOU be the judge! 😉

  7. Mr. Blue says:

    I wish these guys would get ahold of some better sci-fi to read. This little story is just painfully lame.

  8. DaveO says:

    So Jonn Lilyea is a grey. Or in the pay of the grey.

    Go ahead. Suppress the truth. Infowars and MUFON are watching you.

  9. MCPO with a Tin Foil Cover says:

    Go ahead a ridicule him … you will see. Some day, you will all be in FEMA Camps! Just ask Jessie Ventura or look it up!

  10. Mr. Blue says:

    #8- No, just Illuminati classic. They deny the existence of the saucer people to add to their own power.

    The REAL Truth They Don’t Want You To Know(tm) is that the aliens aren’t greys, or anything like the modern descriptions. That’s a big lie planted by the saucer people to make aliens seem cooler than they are. The Real Truth is that “Plan 9 From Outer Space” was a documentary using real footage, and the aliens are really that pathetic.

  11. AW1 Tim says:

    Well then, that certainly and completely explains Obama, and how he got elected & reelected.

    Obama is an actually grey. I mean, he’s half-black & half-white, and that’s certainly grey. Maybe ghey too, but that’s only if the Grey’s are asexual.

  12. MCPO with a Tin Foil Cover says:

    Guys … I was only kidding. You guys are scaring me now. You are serious! Holy crap!

  13. martinjmpr says:

    Who else thinks that “Veterans of the Secret Space War” would be an awesome name for a band?

  14. Mr. Blue says:

    Just think of how disappointing it would be to finally get to meet the aliens, and instead of cool little grey men, you get some pedantic middle aged pudgy dude in tights. Instead of a flashy, high tech light show interior, you get what looks like WW2 era milsurp radio equipment on wooden tables. Then, when the saucer takes off, it wobbles so much one can’t keep their lunch down. And they Never. Freaking. Shut. Up. about how superior they are.

    So what would you do when you get back? That’s right, make up really cool stories about grey aliens. Because the reality is far more lame.

  15. JP76er says:

    #4 “I knew Men in Black was a documentary. This just proves it.” I love it!

  16. Ex-PH2 says:

    So, guys, what would you do if you walked into a bar and said I’m from Earth and one of the following happened:

    1 – People got up and walked away from you

    2 – People said “Which one?”

    3 – The bartender wouldn’t serve your kind.

  17. Poetrooper says:

    I wish you guys wouldn’t be so flippant about this. You have to take this shit seriously when you live where I do, about midway between Roswell and Holloman AFB.

    Besides, the voices keep telling me…

  18. UpNorth says:

    Tim, I think it explains both of the Obamas. He’s under the control of the Wookie, and she’s one scary visitor. I’d bet that Ike never knew that the Wookies would take over when he signed that secret treaty.

  19. Blanka says:

    This just cured my writer’s block! Imagination is running full speed ahead. Thanks for the article!

  20. Mr. Blue says:

    Back in the day, I thought it would be funny if “The X-FILES” did an episode where the aliens really were pudgy white people in tights who’s “advanced technology” did look like 40’s era milsurp radios on wooden tables.

    Then again, I watch waaay too much MST 3K…

  21. Scubasteve says:

    I wonder if there’s a special section of the VA to handle the Vererans of the Secret Space War? That might explain how some of those “posers” get through. Maybe they’re really real, and their Alien Agenda operations are really classified. OMG! We’re actually exposing the real heroes and endangering them! What were we think… SQUIRREL!!!!!!

  22. martinjmpr says:

    @21: The Secret Veterans Adminstraion is a different agency altogether. They take care of veterans whose missions were so secret there’s no record of their existence.

    They also have a special sub-section for reviewing claims of soldiers who were cashiered from the service for war crimes they never committed.