Remember this dirtbag? (Ryan Brashears)

| December 17, 2012 | 122 Comments

Ryan Brashears in Marine uniform 1

When last we saw Ryan Brashears, he was stealing from folks while claiming to be a WWP solicitor.

Officers contacted the solicitor, identified as Ryan L. Brashears, 18, in the area after the caller to police provided a description.

Police determined Brashears was not affiliated with the Wounded Warriors Project and had been claiming to be a wounded U.S. Marine and combat veteran, Chambers said.

Now, that was back in June. Since then, he had another arrest

Offender Name: RYAN LEIGH BRASHEARS
Arrested On: 09/04/2012
Alias1: RYAN BRASHEARS
Alias2: RYAN L BRASHEARS
Booking ID: 1256420
Charge:
•0163.275 COERCION / COERCION
•0163.160 ASSAULT 4 / ASSAULT 4TH DEG – 1
•0163.187 STRANGULATION M / STRANGULATION – 1
•0166.065 HARASSMENT BM / HARASSMENT – 1

So, what to do after you’ve been arrested?* I know, fake an enlistment! Notice the date of the arrest, and this facebook update from his page:

*Check that, looks like he faked his enlistment BEFORE his arrest.

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But, keeping track of all this stuff is tough, and, we all know that the Marines and Army Airborne are the same thing, so his job posting on his facebook page makes total sense.

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So, here’s his Facebook page if you want to have fun.

[Deleted one portion that appears not to be germane.] I wonder where Ryan is now? No posting since he enlisted in the US Army Rangers Marine Corps. I guess that Ft Paris Benning Island is some tough shit.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    I remember having taken it, but I don’t remember the process itself. This was in ’87. I remember more about taking the D-Lab.

  2. Nik says:

    Sorry. 101 was me.

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    oah, youse guys are so meeenn! casting asparagus on sum baldick, hoe deer youse

    Oh, boy. I just couldn’t go any further with it. Makes my brain fart sequins and wine bubbles.

  4. TSO says:

    Nik- The D-Lab was the worst test I ever took, including the bar exam. I left that thing unable to speak even English. I did really well on it, but damn was I at a loss on how.

  5. Virtual Insanity says:

    I think “Victim” and “Extremely Disgusted” is a double sock-puppet/troll. Looking at the internal structure of the posts, you see the correct utilization and spelling of some significant words, and misspelling of other insignificant words.

    Looks to me like someone tweaking our noses and trying to make it look like they’re an uneducated dumbass…when they aren’t.

  6. Nik says:

    @104

    I loved it and it’s Dr Seussian ways. Probably the most challenging thing I’d ever done at that point in my life, but it was crazy fun for me.

  7. Virtual Insanity says:

    TSO, I took it too. It’s all about aptitude, not knowledge.

    If you can decipher the ibby-dibby language, then you have the aptitude to learn other languages. I approached it like a puzzle. Did well enough to qualify for some of the hardest languages, then realized what I’d done and spent the next several years ensuring nobody knew that.

  8. Let’s Recap:
    At #81 she says: “! go read the poilice report i was stalked and kidnapped and beaten for two damn days!! ”
    Then at #85 it is: ” just for the record ryan did not kidnap me i went with him because i wanted too and he and i are married so have a field day with that one”,
    and: “i love ryan leigh brashears thats right i love him!”
    Makes me wonder if maybe there are a couple of people claiming to be her, probably both using the same computer.
    At the previous post on him:
    http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=30411, comments #35,#36, are her brother. I checked the e-address, and it shows a name, when I mentioned the name to her in Chat, she claimed that person was her brother.
    I do have photos, (from Ryan Leigh Brashears “new” page, from which I am blocked, called Ryan TheSoldier Leigh), of Brashears n her, that I felt were not pertinent to the impersonation intent of this and the former post. If she desires, I can have them posted here.
    I am also wondering who put the major thumping on his face, as he showed in some of his photos from that album.

  9. NHSparky says:

    Jesus…this is why we can’t have nice things.

    And the NFQT sucked…little did I know that was the easiest test I’d take in the nuke program. I pissed off more than a few folks in my Recruiter School class when I blew through the 100-question multiple-guess final in less than 20 minutes when we were given 3 hours to take it.

    See, “victim?” Capitalization, proper spelling, syntax, and punctuation can make your stories really brighten up if you try them once in a while!

  10. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    Oh. One more thing before I forget. If you would like to buy 30-round mags for your AR-15 online, they are readily available online. Some places are selling out for some reason(!)

  11. Nik says:

    Well I’m guessing that whomever was posting as Disgusting Victim won’t be back. It’s a shame, really. Translating whatever it was they were writing into English was highly amusing.

  12. Hack Stone says:

    Nik@111, you need the Rosetta Stone to understand what she is trying to say. Rosetta is my sister. I’ll give her your contact information. And if anyone has some part time work available, my son Rollin, is looking for something to do over Christmas break.

  13. Nik says:

    @112

    LOL. Nicely done.

  14. Hondo says:

    Virtually Insanity: if they’re sock puppets, they’re using the same originating IP. I think it’s more likely they’re the same individual – one with significant problems. I could be wrong, though.

  15. Hondo says:

    Hack: I might have some work for the youngster. Does he gather moss? (smile)

  16. Hack Stone says:

    Hondo@115, no Rollin Stone gathers no moss.

  17. Hack Stone says:

    Me @116, a double negative, which would imply that Rollin Stone does indeed gather moss. To set the record straight, Rollin Stone gathers no moss before it’s time.

  18. pkerr says:

    @33-You dummy dumb dumb…We are the victims here.

    if you have 3 kids and speak like a stupid little 16 year old tart you need to go and haze yourself..It was very hard to read that train wreck of a mess you graced us with. In the future I recommend you try and speak and write like a grown up if you want to talk about grown up things…

    You are dismissed to go and get back on your pole.

  19. Mitch says:

    Quick question, does anyone know where they hold ARMY RANGER AIRBORNE SCHOOL? I mean, is it so secret that we have never heard of it? Maybe it being at Ft. Benning is a cover, and this is what has been going on at Area 51 all these years.

  20. RandomNCO says:

    Last I heard, it’s next to the RIP barracks.

  21. rambojesus says:

    This fucker needs to die.

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