Someone sent us this ID card that some scum bag is mailing to the ladies to prove he’s in the military. He looks totally legit to me. The fact that he’s an O-4 Captain wearing 2LT bars in the photo and that teh ID card says Iraqi Special Force doesn’t detract from the legitimacy a whit;
And that beret doesn’t look like it was photo-shopped on his noggin at all. And Here’s his leave form to prove that he’s coming home to his honey. It looks just like a DA31, doesn’t it;
And the email from the Army that they sent with the leave form;
Message starred Tuesday, December 4, 2012 10:20 PM
Good day ms [XXXXXX],
This is the final transit paper in regards to the marriage leave request you put in for Capt.Jason Miller
*Unit-3rd mountain division,military intelligence,US ARMY
*Reasons for leave-Marriage.
Your information has been verified and leave request has been approved pending payment of transit of the replacement for Capt.Jason Miller
N.b-All Payments should be made to our headquarters in FORT IRWIN military base USA.
Via western union or moneygram
Rank-2LT 1st batallion true heroes.
Zip code :92801
*Once payment is confirmed Capt.Jason miller will be replaced with Capt.johnnie sears 2nd infantry division FORT IRWIN within the next 2months.
Department of defense.
Yeah, we always have to pay for the travel of our replacement, especially when we go on leave. The Army is a real stickler like that.
So ladies, if a guy sends you a scan of his ID card, he’s not really in the military. We just don’t do that. It doesn’t cost us money to pay for our replacement’s travel, usually we don’t even have replacements. ID cards don’t say “Special Forces” on them and, in case you live under a rock, the war in Iraq is over.
Category: Phony soldiers