Michael Moore’s New Years Resolution

| December 31, 2012

Is apparently to continue being a total douche.

Stop saying “I support the troops.” I don’t. I used to. I understand why so many enlisted after 9/11. Sadly, many of them were then trapped and sent off to invade Iraq. I felt for all of them. I understood those who joined because of a lousy economy. But at some point all individuals must answer for their actions, and now that we know our military leaders do things that have nothing to do with defending our lives, why would anyone sign up for this rogue organization?

Yes, I shit you not that was his actual New Years Resolution just emailed to me.

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  1. Green Thumb says:

    Fuck his fat ass.

  2. JP says:

    What, did you really think he’d do something like lose weight?

  3. Lobster says:

    What a douche canoe. Then again, we all knew that.

  4. Twist says:

    Fuck him with a pinapple

  5. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    Michael Moore is done feeling sorry for the poor saps who enlisted in the Armed Forces of the United States. He has withdrawn his support.

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. You couldn’t possibly make this stuff up.

  6. Doc Bailey says:

    You know there are times I really have to wonder if he’s stupid enough to actually believe what he says

  7. dnice says:

    I’m sure we are all shocked by this statement.

  8. Tango9 says:

    Like we cared what his cheeseburger-laden ass thought anyway. There’s a heart attack in his imminent future and, just like when George Carlin died, I’m gonna have a sip of the top shelf stuff to celebrate.

  9. 68W58 says:

    I hereby resolve never to watch a Michael Moore movie. I anticipate no problems in keeping this resolution as I have faithfully kept it for my entire life up until now.

  10. 68W58 says:

    Notice how he never uses the name “Obama” anywhere is his rant? The “military leaders” are just a “rogue organization” and not carrying out the orders of the President (PBUH) in any way.

  11. Twist says:

    His movies had reached the level of Jane Fonda movies long ago, they are not allowed in my house.

  12. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    @11. Admit it Twist, you watched Barbarella. Come on.

  13. streetsweeper says:

    Go eat more pork rinds, Michael Moore. MAYBE,just maybe you’ll choke on ’em and I meant it in a totally *sincere way*.

  14. SJ says:

    “why would anyone sign up for this rogue organization?”
    Does porky mean the Obumba regime?

  15. Twist says:

    @12, Bite your tounge, but I am sure you watched Monster-in-law.

  16. TSO? More like POS... says:

    Funny how you left out the rest of it, you bloated pigmeleon.

  17. AW1 Tim says:

    For someone who owes all of his success to capitalism, he’s really pretty big on socialism.

  18. The Other Whitey says:

    Michael Moore learned everything he knows growing up poor on the mean streets of Flint, Michigan. Except that he never lived in Flint. He grew up in a wealthy suburb an hour outside of Flint and couldn’t even see it on the horizon from where he lived. Oh, and he was never poor. His daddy was a manager at GM (as in “skyscraper office manager,” not “dealership manager”) who made enough money that their new house was paid off, mom could stay home and be a housewife, and little Mikey and the rest of the kids didn’t need to bother with trivial things like scholarships and financial aid to attend the major university of their choice. Seriously, he has been a lying poser piece of shit for so long, he probably can’t remember a time when he wasn’t making false claims. The fact that anybody anywhere actually pays any attention whatsoever to anything that gelatinous assdouche says makes me lose hope in humanity sometimes.

    On a brighter note, it is funny to see other liberals cringe when that lardass endorses their platforms.

  19. OWB says:

    There was only one time that I actually was looking forward to seeing her, but she was afraid to come out of her trailer. Seems that the sight of real patriots on motorcycles shut her up, for once!

  20. pete says:

    jabba the hut,,,what a piece of fat shit

  21. Redacted1775 says:

    #18 so he’s the original butthurt basement dweller? Not surprising. At all.

  22. FistSFC says:

    “…all individuals must answer for their actions.” Soldiers must answer up. People using to kill kids? Nope. The gun did it.

  23. MAJMike says:

    To quote a fellow from Jersey, “Fuck you, you fucking fuck!”

  24. PALADIN says:

    Thumb sucking fat sack of shit !
    i can’t say what i’d like to do to the S of a B…..don’t wanna get this blog in trouble.

  25. MAJMike says:

    Oh, and he can kiss my straight-leg ass!

  26. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    @16. That is the entire Moore resolution #4. Not a single word was omitted or added. In resolution #5, Moore resolved to apologize for #4. Is that what you are referring to? If so, are you so stupid to think that Moore actually meant #5, when he could have simply omitted #4 if he did not mean it?

  27. He’s just a fat pile of nasty shit that eats way too much shit because his mother was shit and had shit for a baby. I hope he dies by drowning in his own shit.

  28. DFK says:

    what I found most entertaining was resolution #2: “Learn how to cook dinner.”

    really? he’s awfully well fed for someone who doesn’t know how to cook.

  29. Anonymous says:

    Handy translation for everything Moore has said in the last 6 or so years “Please, please, please, please, pleeeeeeease, pay attention to me.
    Happy New Years!

  30. NHSparky says:

    I hope that MM and Fonda are buried next to each other, so at least I won’t have to go far to piss on both their graves.

    First keg’s on me.

  31. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    @27. I hate it commenters mince their words.

  32. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    Sorry, I ran out of whens but I have now restocked. Put one between “it” and “commenters” in cmt 31. Thanks.

  33. NHSparky says:

    @16–awwwww…someone’s a little butthurt, are they?

    And how’s the weather in the Metroplex today, scooter? Are you getting all the services from CoreSpace that you have come to expect?

  34. OWB says:

    Could we make an attempt to apply a bit of, albeit, weak logic to this situation? For MM to make a resolution wouldn’t it necessitate his having some sort of resolve? Oh, wait. Forgot myself there for a moment – libtards only require talking about something. In their feeble brain matter that is better than doing something. Talk, talk, talk. Pass laws, laws, and more laws. Nevermind consequences or common sense, and certainly never consider results or whethrer anything they talk about actually works.

    No, no, no! Don’t try to introduce facts into the altered reality of a libtard!

  35. TSO? More like POS... says:

    The weather could be warmer but it’s probably not as cold as it is up on Cross Road, you know roundabout Rochester, boy?

  36. Yat Yas 1833 says:

    I honestly thought michael more “or less” (emphasis on the less)’s resolution would be to pull his head out his A$$ and have a lucent thought for once in his pathetic, wasted, worth a $h1t, limp d1ck life and maybe contribute something meaningful to our country.

  37. CC Senor says:

    Who is Michael Moore and why should I care?

  38. Nik says:

    God I long for the day it’s announced the fat fucktard has eaten himself to death.

  39. The Other Whitey says:

    I was just thinking…
    If the “Red Dawn” scenario ever actually happens, you know his sorry ass would jump (figuratively speaking) at the chance to be a collaborator and check the final box on his traitor résumé. Soooooo, could there be a bright side to that nightmare?

    Guess I’d better stop there before the free excercise of my First Amendment rights gets me in trouble with the libtards for “hate speech” even though they make far more explicit threats all the time, but it’s okay because they’re “progressive.” Funny how they openly claim to cherish the First Amendment, but consistently act like they hate it as much as they hate the Second.

  40. FatCircles0311 says:

    At least he’s being honest regarding his feelings towards the military and the troops. This is what Libtards think yet most of them won’t publicly admit it. He’s actually doing everyone a favoring by showing how hateful and disgusting Libtards truly are.

  41. SteveS says:

    What a piece of disgusting shit. He needs to be lit up and pissed out.

  42. Badger says:

    Well, he should say he doesn’t support his Lord and Savior Baracky-Poo, either. ….Baracky-Poo is the one in charge for the last 4 years…

  43. Stacy0311 says:

    In a perfect world, this fat fuck would choke to death on a Weight Watchers brownie. But then again, in a perfect world, Yoko would’ve taken the bullet instead of John…

  44. Just an Old Dog says:

    He needs to be tied up in a chair and force fed McRib sammiches until his heart pops.

  45. Green Thumb says:


  46. NHSparky says:

    Oh, how cute–he knows how to use Google and Twitter.

    Hey shitbag, at least I don’t need to hide behind someone else’s ISP, right?

  47. Lobster says:

    POS, is that you Dallas failingfield?

  48. NHSparky says:

    Nah, DullASS ain’t that smart. DeWald is about the only stalker I have that hates me enough to actually give a shit and look up my address.

    Yeah, you can tell I’m shaking…or not.

  49. Blanka says:

    Well, all in all, he kind of apologized for the above statement (#4 of his resolution) with the next statement:

    5. Apologize for No. 4. I have enormous respect for anyone who would offer to sacrifice their life to defend my right to live. Is there any greater gift one can give another? It’s not the troops’ fault they’re sent to invade other countries for dubious reasons and outright lies. It’s OUR responsibility to prevent this, to elect representatives who believe in peace, and to only put our troops in harm’s way when it’s absolutely necessary. My uncle was killed in World War II. Today would have been his 90th birthday. My dad still misses him. Our family has served this country in the military since the Revolutionary War. None of them watch Fox News.

  50. John11B says:

    i hear that mantra from people occasionally. it is almost like a desperate plea to get people to take anything they have done with their lives seriously. of course, those who say these kind of things understand that anything they have done in their life lacks any sort of real conviction or sacrafice (making movies and complaining about things are not particularly difficult activities). so they belittle others and try to make people who are actually able to back up their beliefs with action and commitment into the bad guy. and moore says this stuff as if anyone actually joins because they want to support political leaders. everyone has their own reasons for joining, and i do not want to speak for everyone, but i would hope their reasons were for something more important than political stances.