Michael Moore doubles down on teh stoopit

| January 3, 2013 | 33 Comments

Our buddy, Blanka sends us a link from the Huffington Post in which our favorite Orcan American, Michael Moore tries to explain what he meant the other night when he resolved in the New Year to “not support the troops”.

I don’t support the troops, America, and neither do you. I am tired of the ruse we are playing on these brave citizens in our armed forces. And guess what — a lot of these soldiers and sailors and airmen and Marines see right through the bullshit of those words, “I support the troops!,” spoken by Americans with such false sincerity — false because our actions don’t match our words. These young men and women sign up to risk their very lives to protect us — and this is what they get in return:

Then he goes on to list the things that he could do but doesn’t for the troops;

1. They get sent off to wars that have NOTHING to do with defending America or saving our lives. They are used as pawns so that the military-industrial complex can make billions of dollars and the rich here can expand their empire. By “supporting the troops,” that means I’m supposed to shut up, don’t ask questions, do nothing to stop the madness, and sit by and watch thousands of them die? Well, I’ve done an awful lot to try and end this.

Yeah, well, by running your fat mouth, you extended the time our troops have been engaged in these wars, dingus. You’ve given aid and comfort to the enemy who, through your idiot meanderings through the English language saw a light at the end of their tunnel and thought they could just wait us out. And it’s worked out very well for them. Has the violence ended in Iraq? But you told us that the violence in Iraq would end when our troops were gone, but it hasn’t has it?

3. How many of you who say you “support the troops” have visited a VA hospital to bring aid and comfort to the sick and wounded? I haven’t. How many of you have any clue what it’s like to deal with the VA? I don’t. Therefore, you would be safe to say that I don’t “support the troops,” and neither do you.

Yes, I do, asshole, and you could if you weren’t such a dick. or if you weren’t expecting an ass-whooping the moment your oversized face came through a VA hospital door. Chickenshit.

5. Help a homeless vet today? How ’bout yesterday? Last week? Last year? Ever? But I thought you “support the troops!”? The number of homeless veterans is staggering — on any given night, at least 60,000 veterans are sleeping on the streets of the country that proudly “supports the troops.” This is disgraceful and shameful, isn’t it? And it exposes all those “troop supporters” who always vote against social programs that would help these veterans. Tonight there are at least 12,700 Iraq/Afghanistan veterans homeless and sleeping on the street. I’ve never lent a helping hand to one of the many vets I’ve seen sleeping on the street. I can’t bear to look, and I walk past them very quickly. That’s called not “supporting the troops,” which, I guess, I don’t — and neither do you.

If your grocery bill didn’t consume most of your millions, you could, moron. So instead of hiding behind whatever this grand statement is, do something and show a little gratitude for what you’ve been given by this country where a talentless hack can roll around in his millions for entertainment.

I support you, and will try to do more to be there for you. And the best way you can support me — and the ideals our country says it believes in — is to get out of the military as soon as you can and never look back.

And please, next time some “supporter of the troops” says to you with that concerned look on their face, “I thank you for your service,” you have my permission to punch their lights out (figuratively speaking, of course).

Just because your fat ass doesn’t actually do something to support the troops doesn’t mean the rest of us don’t. He adds that he hires vets and gives them tickets in his movie theater. That’s a good start, Michael, now do some of the things you claim the rest of us should do for veterans. Crack that wallet of yours open and pay them for being what they are so you can be whatever that is that you are over there.

From Fox News, James E. Koutz, the National Commander of The American Legion replies;

“What I can say is that The American Legion fully supports all the men and women serving in the U.S. Armed Forces, always has and always will,” Koutz told FOX411.“We don’t need to make a New Year’s resolution for that.”

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  1. Green Thumb says:

    TAH: This guy is a moron.

    I would not even dirty my server or screen typing his name.

    Fucking fat, useless turd he is.

  2. Nik says:

    The best thing about M Moore is that he looks like he’s in poor health and will keel over soon, and by that I don’t mean fat. I’ve known (and currently work with) some overweight people that don’t look…unhealthy, just fat.

    He looks like his body is eating itself from the inside.

  3. NHSparky says:

    the best way you can support me

    Translation: To Mikey, it’s about Mikey, and nobody else.

    GDIAF, Mike. You don’t speak for me, you don’t speak for my brothers and sisters, and you sure the fuck don’t speak for my country.

  4. Nik says:

    @3

    Well, to be honest, the best way you can support Messr Moore is with a crane.

  5. rb325th says:

    fat fucking ignorant piece of shit…. eat another dozen donuts you fat fuck.

  6. Twist says:

    On a positive note, he’s only a couple of cheeseburgers away from a heart attack.

  7. NHSparky says:

    Twist–I’ll make sure to put extra mayo on it too.

  8. Blanka says:

    Yeah, apparently he likes to be the voice of all. If he doesn’t support them, then no one does. If he even once went to the VA, he’d see that there are people helping every day. Where I am staying right now, one woman brings a little pony for veterans with PTSD. We have volunteers that come teach art, crafts, music, yoga… you name it. These aren’t people who’ve even been IN the miltary. Just good citizens of the world. And “you have my permission to punch their lights out”??? I honestly feel bad for Michael Moore. He must have a lonely existence, seeing how much he covers up with smugness and self-righteousness.

  9. USMCE8Ret says:

    When?

    Oh WHEN will our culture/society be rid of this fat, loathsome, self aggrandizing, pompous, arrogant, untalented dickhead once and for all? He hasn’t made one contribution to anything that I know of, and he continually proves that he lacks the intellect or creative ability to make a coherent argument about anything.

    I wish he would just go away… the fat fuck.

  10. PFDRbrendan says:

    If I was out of the Army and starving and he offered me a french fry, I wouldn’t even take it. He should keep his greasy ass away from me and any of my dudes.

  11. Ex-PH2 says:

    @9 – When? Oh, don’t worry, he won’t survive into a long, annoying, self-absorbed old age.

    While research shows that carrying some extra pounds helps you survive old age in a healthier state than someone who is bone-thin, the research also shows that being morbidly obese does nothing but send you to an early grave, because obesity aggravates diabetes.

    Besides, he’s just ….. eeewww!

  12. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    I rather enjoy the pathetic ramblings of celebrities as they slip off into irrelevance…these words are another attempt by a sad sack POS to remain in the public eye. What he doesn’t realize is that the very same people he pretends to care for (he really only cares about himself, as is true of most celebrities) are wise to his hypocrisy. His movies make less money each outing, and that means no bankroll for porky, which is the ultimate karmic revenge.

    His rambling idiocy will increase in volume as he continues his descent into his own personal h3ll…good riddance to you Mr. Moore, your time has come, and thankfully, gone…leaving you to simmer in your own weak sauce.

  13. LCDR M(Ret) says:

    Don’t worry, you fat bastard, I realized all this supporting the troops coming from jackasses like you was ALWAYS a pile of bullshit!

  14. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    His lardship could be more wrong but I can’t figure out how. Support for our troops comes in many forms and is not limited to the direct support of volunteering at the VA or contributing money to one or another Veteran cause. Expressing support and gratitude aloud is important and not the empty gesture Moore portrays it to be, especially when there are so many like Moore who would remain silent or, worse, fault the troops for doing their duty in service to the nation. Then there’s prayer. Moore may not be a praying sort but many of us are. And praying for our troops is a key form of support. This very website provides support for our military if only to allow active duty to smile and agree with a point of view they would like to make but cannot. I could go on on with many other examples but what’s the point? You folks get it. His lardship does not. And that’s the way it is.

  15. NHSparky says:

    And before Mikey or some other troll (like the one in the other thread) comes here and asks, “Why are you not volunteering NOW?”

    We did. Where the fuck were you?

  16. streetsweeper says:

    #15- *High five*

  17. Lawrence Todd says:

    I support the troops by resolving never to watch anything that Michael (The Moron) Moore is involved with.

  18. USMCE8Ret says:

    @15 *knuckle bump*

  19. BK says:

    Oh, I get it, he’s decided he’s the national conscience!

    I just finished sitting through our county Veterans Court, where I’m a mentor to the guys going through the court. I’m not lonely; to the left and right are vets from OIF to Vietnam, even a Korea vet. But more impressive to me is that the entire infrastructure of the court team, which includes the probation officers, the liaisons from the District Attorney and VA, the defense attorneys, and the judge, none of them have served in the military, but they seek to rehabilitate vets in criminal trouble because unlike Moore, they can put their money where their mouth is out of respect for their service.

  20. Hondo says:

    The only thing accurate in Moore’s latest article is the first six words, when spoken by Moore: “I don’t support the troops, America.” The rest of the article is nothing but an attempt by Moore at obfuscation, spin, smokescreen, and deflecting attention from that one obvious truth.

    Of course, best as I can tell the troops don’t support Mikey “Lardass” Moore, either. So I guess it all evens out.

  21. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    @19. I’ll check the web but if that’s not enough, I would very much like to hear more about this Veterans Court.

  22. USMCE8Ret says:

    @19 – What #21 said. I’m curious – sounds interesting.

  23. AJ says:

    I went on there and started posting stuff back to his moron supporters. The fact that some of them call him a hero is ridiculous!

  24. AJ says:

    And he could probably donate some money to help out those homeless vets….oh wait, that goes to his grocery bill and to pay for his mansion and armed body guards.

  25. UpNorth says:

    Don’t forget the gates at his mansion, AJ. Gotta keep the riff-raff out. And, the only vet that the Flint Fat Ass has hired is his body guard.

  26. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    All homeless are Veterans. That’s the first thing they learn to claim. The signs always read. “Homeless Veteeren. Pleese Help!!” Run the BS banner up the pole.

  27. JP says:

    I could roast his ass on a spit and feed at least 40k of those 60,000 vets.

    Just saying.

  28. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    I got a kick out of another of his lardship’s resolutions. He resolved to “Learn the names of the people two doors down from me and invite them over for dinner.” That’s soooo Jeffrey Dahmerish. He wants to get to know them before he eats them.

  29. Chris says:

    I am truly chastened by Michael Moore calling me on my shit. If only he could lead me out of my shameful disregard for the troops. Maybe he could lead me out of my shame by showing me all the ways he now plans to correct HIS turning a blind eye and a closed wallet to the homeless Vets he sees on the streets. It’s so important that he, as a self-designated righteous protector of the everyman/woman on the street, step up quite publicly, with audit statement in hand and put his money where those babyback ribs now occupy … where his sizeable mouth is. Michael … lead by example those poor people who stepped up and whom you now step over on your way to McDonalds.

  30. Chris says:

    The sad scramble for relevance when a celebrity’s career has faded due to a whole new freak show on the scene … like the Kardashians, Jersey Shore, Housewives of Doesn’tMatter, HoneyBooBoo … it’s such a tragedy. Poor lardass Moore … he may have to cut back to just 2 dozen donuts a day if his prospects for fame don’t improve. Attacking Veterans and those who support them ? Why don’t you just kill puppies and nuns while you’re at it?

  31. NR Pax says:

    I don’t have never supported the troops, America.

    Fixed it for you Mike. No charge.

  32. Blanka says:

    Go, Chris! Glad you found this page – left it open on the comp for a good reason. ;) Welcome to This Ain’t Hell.

  33. FatCircles0311 says:

    The only thing that helps Moore is his industrial strength belts from keeping his waistline from being declared a nature disaster wherever his slug ass is. If I had the opportunity to literally take a shit on his man I would drop trow and do it while singing the Marine’s Hymn.

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