Patrick Gabbard: Phony SEAL fatboy

| January 11, 2013

Hunter sends us a link to Route Clearance who has busted another phony SEAL. I don’t know how this pantload thought anyone would believe him anyway;

Patrick Gabbard

He also claimed to be the Executive Officer of the USS Alabama, but Route Clearance posts the ship’s roster. You know he’s not on it. Of course, Patrick has already threatened to sic the Patriot Act on folks. I figure I can be lawsuit bait, too, since TSO likes these cases so much. Our buddy, Don Shipley, was in on the bust;

I love it when these assholes bring up the National Security thing and CIA covers… Tell that jerkoff to bring me up on charges… Don

I blame easy access to guns and private unregistered sales at gunshows. And violent video games. And an inefficient education system. And Airsoft.

Click over to Route Clearance and read the whole thing.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Gordo says:


    We get them down here too. There would be more people that have claimed to be in the Aussie SAS (SASR) or 2 Commando Regiment (2CDO) then have ever been in the unit.

  2. OWB says:

    @ #49: Really? Care to share where all those pics are housed? (The number of visitors today at this site at the moment is 7,222. Granted, not all of them posted and some of them may have visited here more than once today, but that’s still a lot of pics you claim to have seen!)

    But thanks awfully for taking the time out of your life to share your usual clueless self with us. Bless your heart.

  3. Hondo says:

    OWB: you might have to decrypt that last sentence for ObamaGirl. She probably took it as a compliment or as “best wishes”. (smile)

  4. Hondo says:

    Gordo: He didn’t really have to say it. Per published accounts, all the initial members of ST6 were Vietnam combat vets.

    Regarding the LCDR in your first article: sigh. Human nature is, regrettably, human nature – whether “down under” or here in the USA. Some people will steal the good name/deeds of others to make themselves look better and not think twice about doing so.

  5. Gordo says:

    @Hondo: I was thinking that Dick Marcinko would love to know he wasn’t the first commander of ST6! I’m sure Patrick would love to tell Dick all about how he shaped ST6 for him to command.

  6. OWB says:

    Prolly, Hondo. The explanation is in the box with all thos pics s/he/it claims to have seen.

  7. Steve says:

    He kinda looks like a Seal. The kind that bounce balls off their faces in the zoo

  8. NHSparky says:

    I’m surprised he hasn’t shown up with his “lawer” Sealy McChippendale.

    Oh, and OG? Yeah, I’m old and fat now. I believe I’ve earned that right. And I bet I could still work you into a puddle of sweat in any condition of your choosing.

    To have an “Iraq 2” call out looks/shape? Hi-LAR-I-ous!

  9. Ex-PH2 says:

    Hold on, there, Sparky. Those pix that OG is referring to –aren’t those the photos we all supplied to TAH for the members’ gallery? I took a quick look just to refresh my memory and I don’t see anyone in that section who appears to be fat and/or out of shape. So what pix was that jealous bitch-muncher talking about?

  10. NHSparky says:

    I dunno…then again, it’s an older pic, and any guy at my age who can honestly say he doesn’t need to lose a few pounds is a rare individual indeed.

    Ain’t no bodyfat/PRT standards in CIVLANT, anyway.

  11. Ex-PH2 says:

    I thought everybody there looked good.

  12. Green Thumb says:

    Hair pie.

  13. Green Thumb says:

    What ever happened to this turd?