Biden tales

| January 18, 2013 | 33 Comments

Our country’s highest elected politician known to be a plagerizer and habitual liar has been caught in another lie according to the Washington Times which claims that Biden told some of the nation’s mayors that he was playing golf a quarter mile from the site of an Amish school shooting in 2006 in which five children were killed and five others were injured. So close that he heard the shots;

But a search of maps of the area in Lancaster County, Pa., shows the nearest golf course to the site of the shooting, Moccasin Run Golf Club, is about five miles away. Rodney King, the golf pro at Moccasin Run, said Friday he was working at the course on the day of the shooting and never saw Mr. Biden, who was then a U.S. senator.

“There’s a lot of things here that I find hard to believe,” Mr. King said. “I looked in my database, and he [Mr. Biden] is not in my database.”

Even if Mr. Biden had played at the course that day, Mr. King said, “It’s very far-fetched that he would have heard it.”

“I know he didn’t hear those gunshots,” Mr. King said. “They were inside the school. Even if they were outside, he wouldn’t have heard them.”

A spokeswoman for the vice president did not return a request seeking comment Friday. Mr. Biden told the story as he was describing for the mayors’ group the Obama administration’s efforts to enact new gun-control laws.

But, you know it COULD have happened, you know if they hadn’t put the golf course so far from the school and if the shooter had done his killing outside, and if Biden was in the same state at the time of the shooting.

The Times reports that it’s not the first time that Biden made shit up to place himself in danger;

While running for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2007, Mr. Biden said in a debate that he had been “shot at” during a trip to Iraq. Pressed by reporters, he eventually described three incidents on two separate Iraq trips in which he felt that he was shot at or might have been shot at.

He ended up revising his description by saying: “I was near where a shot landed.”

Yeah, well, whatever. Aides later said that Biden heard some outbound mortar fire once while he was in Iraq. That’s just like getting shot at, though. Well, except that the rounds were headed the other way from where he was standing, but, ya know, when you’re the smartest man in the world, you can’t be bother with ordinal directions and stuff.

I can just imagine the media frenzy this will create. Day and night, 24 hours coverage of Biden telling a whopping big lie to influence legislation with what I’m sure he thinks gives him some sort of morale authority in the gun discussion. Oh, wait, Biden is a Democrat isn’t he, so never mind.

Category: Barack Obama/Joe Biden, Gun Grabbing Fascists, Shitbags

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  1. USMCE8Ret says:

    Yeah, well they’re all cut out from the same cloth.

    Hillary claimed she had to run for cover when she was in Tuzla, Bosnia.

  2. FatCircles0311 says:

    Gotta get that combat street cred!

    Hilary’s twking sniper fire was the worst. What a shitbag that women is.

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    Okay, who’s got the biggest fish story on this?

  4. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    He stole the personal memoy and family history of some Brit a number of years ago. It was all about Biden’s coal mining heritage. The theft was discovered only after the actual owner of the speech said, “Huh?” Otherwise we would never have learned of that incident, despite that fact that a number of Biden Campers must have known of his fictional claims. The guy is worse than a moron. He is a lying moron. And best of all, THE PEOPLES OF THE USA RE-ELECTED HIM! I tell you, if I were a very bad and vengeful man who had the capability to learn precisely who voted for obamaman and moron last November, I would be awash in their ketchup.

  5. cannoncocker says:

    I spoke with one of my in-laws the other day about this whole thing with Biden. This individual I was speaking with is sometimes in close proximity to these DC elites due to his job (sorry to be vague about it). This doesn’t come as a surprise to any of us of course, but it seems that Barry and Biden don’t get along a lot of the time. Biden will get in front of a camera and say something really stupid, and Barry will have to pull him back and essentially say, Dude, wtf are you doing??

    Again, no surprise to any of us, just an amusing observation I received from someone who is closer to inner DC politics than most people.

  6. Green Thumb says:

    No suprise here.

  7. O-4E says:

    I was about to post something

    Then stopped myself. I forget my current status at times.

    348 days until I retire from this gun club

    I’ll reserve my comments on the VPOTUS until then

  8. Ex-PH2 says:

    Is it possible Joe B. is getting senile?

  9. Hondo says:

    2/17 Air Cav: it wasn’t just “some Brit”, amigo – he lifted part of a speech from Neil Kinnock, head of the Labor Party.

    Give the guy credit for having big ones. If you’re a relative unknown and are gonna steal someone’s speech, go right to the top! (smile)

  10. Hondo says:

    Ex-PH2: given his history of “interesting” public statements over the last 25 years or so . . . how could we tell?

  11. Ex-PH2 says:

    Do you remember the character Sofia Petrillo from “Golden Girls”? Said whatever she felt like saying and got away with it, because she’d had a stroke? Hmmm……

  12. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    0-4E.I respect your wise decision. This one is for you!

    Biden is a lying, moronic, imbecile whose seven-year-old neighbor, Nancy, had to free him from Chinese handcuffs when he was 19 and who, but for the kindness of that same girl five years later, would still be dragging a monkey trap from his right arm.

  13. OWB says:

    Biden is simply further proof that libs are amoral mentally defective sociopaths. This, unfortunately, he feels a need to remind us nearly every time he opens his mouth.

    So, we got it, Joe! Years ago.

  14. 2549 says:

    Aw shucks!! Say it ain’t so, Joe.

  15. DaveO says:

    Googled Biden and brain tumor. Brain tumors were insulted.

  16. Ex-PH2 says:

    As we all know, there is a distinct difference between free speech and brain farts.

  17. 77 11C20 says:

    Biden has no life worth mentioning besides being a politician so he has to live the lives of others in his speeches, just ask Neil Kinnock.

  18. Bam Bam says:

    We need to mail the veep a combat action badge with stars!

  19. Cacti35 says:

    I have news for Joe”Bite Me” it is pretty easy to tell the difference between an incoming mortar round and an outgoing mortar. What a douche and embarassment to this country.

  20. B Woodman says:

    Good ol’ crazy drunk uncle Joe. . . .

  21. Sid says:

    Sometimes when he shakes his head the marbles smack into one another and it sounds like gunshot.

  22. Obamgirl & Joe's Orca Lovechild says:

    Rodney King was a Golf Pro? Wow!

  23. proof says:

    It’s a common mistake. He probably just felt a great disturbance in The Force.

  24. Devtun says:

    Senator Richard Blumenthal was kinda in Vietnam…or maybe not. A liar calling another liar…a lying liar.

    Biden couldn’t help himself, and took a real nice dig at his friend Blumenthal a couple years ago…an excerpt from NY Post:

    With friends like these, who needs the Viet Cong?

    Vice President Joe Biden took an embarrassing swipe at Connecticut’s embattled Democratic Senate candidate, Richard Blumenthal, yesterday.

    Addressing veterans at his home yesterday, Biden said, “I didn’t serve in Vietnam. I don’t want to make a Blumenthal mistake here. Our attorney general from Connecticut, God love him.”

    Afterward, a sheepish Biden, long plagued by putting his foot in his mouth, said, “I have a bad habit of saying exactly what I think.”
    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/biden_jabs_fellow_dem_blumenthal_hURSqNGzaAwsRnYsfNKb6L

  25. Stacy0311 says:

    @24-for Biden to say exactly what he thinks would imply that he thinks. Which is clearly not the case.

  26. Just Plain Jason says:

    Thursday Biden was quoted as saying, “There I was up to my asshole in grenade pins…”

  27. Just Plain Jason says:

    Damnit…I forgot the “no shit,”

  28. Old Trooper says:

    I wonder if Biden still goes to that diner (which closed decades ago) to get the pulse of the average person, like he said he did during the campaign in 2008?

    For these dems, it’s all about placing themselves in the conversation, so that they can get the empathy nod from whatever group they are talking to.

  29. Hondo says:

    Slate isn’t normally my cup of tea. But if anyone is interested, Slate has an excellent article by David Greenburg concerning the VP’s penchant for . . . well, lying.

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/history_lesson/2008/08/the_write_stuff.single.html

    Let’s just say the issue isn’t restricted to just plagiarism.

  30. UpNorth says:

    @28. Yes, he still does. When he’s not hanging around the 7-11.
    @23. Joe Bite-Me is the disturbance in the Farce.
    And, given his penchant for lying and general bullshit, I have to conclude that Obama’s Joey is related to TAH’s own Joey-boy.

  31. Hack Stone says:

    The gunfire that he heard was the sniper fire that Hillary was taking in Bosnia. he has very acute hearing, since he got his AARP endorsed hearing aid at no cost to him.

  32. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Biden’s penchant for borrowing things from their owners without their permission is not confined to politics or political speehes. In his first year of law school, he stole material from a law review article for his paper. No problem, right? He probably borrowed sparingly. Um, no, he pilfered five pages and, aside from a solitary footnote to a line, he never mentioned that the mountain of material was not his product. An investigation ensued and Biden pleaded and begged not to be booted.

    The NY Times examined the law school cheating matter in a 1987 article. Biden’s response when he was caught? Get ready. “‘if I had intended to cheat, would I have been so stupid?'”

    Source:http://www.nytimes.com/1987/09/18/us/biden-admits-plagiarism-in-school-but-says-it-was-not-malevolent.html?pagewanted=all&src=pm

  33. Roger in Republic says:

    If Joe had pawed my wife and said the dumb shit comment about frisking, like he did during the photo-op with the new congressman, he would have been picking up his teeth, with a broken arm. She would have put him down like a rabid dog. She would have knocked out his teeth and kicked him for mumbling.
    I would have held her coat and applauded politely. Joe would have thought he had been hit by a train. Mama don’t play that game.

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