More idiocy from our friends at Veterans Today!

| January 24, 2013

Bad news people, UFOs are killing fish. LOTS OF FISH!


A man wades through the sea of dead fish caused by the chemicals oozing from the crashed UFO

OKINAWA, JAPAN- The very first troublesome sign of the UFO crash off the coast of Okinawa has finally arrived. Millions of dead fish, estimated at over fifty tons, have washed up along the shore of the Japanese island. snapped the above picture of an elderly man wading through the dead fish as they came onshore. Some of the dead fish showed signs of severe burns and bleeding through their eyes.

HOLY SHIT! UFOs are killing our fish!

Thank God Veterans Today is on the case! This is their number one story, with 12.5k readers!

Oh wait, yeah, this picture was posted back in 2007. Either the UFO is causing fish to die back in time, some rip in the Time/Space/Veterans Today fabric of the universe, or you just took a picture from some other shit and just applied it willy nilly to an already bullshit story.

And these are the guys who are allegedly ferreting out plots against the world? Yeah. They fell for an Onion piece, and laud it as if they were leading the charge.

BTW- for those curios, the translation on the original picture, from Slovakian oddly, reads:

A man collecting dead fish from the surface of Lake Tung-chu in Wuhan in China’s Hubei Province, have died as a result of contaminated water in combination with the hot weather the last few days. According to official figures, died around 30 tonnes of fish.

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  1. Just Plain Jason says:

    You don’t even have to have a “chemical contamination” to have a fish kill. Like what probably happened here was the warmer water caused a bacterial bloom which caused the water to become oxygen depleted thus killing the fish. Shit it is basic limnology…oh crap back to kafabe.

  2. Chip@NASA says:

    Annnnnnd the entire populations of Kadena AB, Futenma, Schwab, Foster and Hansen all have nothing to say about this??
    What about the LN population on BC street?? (OK Bring the stories)

    /18 Trans Sq, 1984-1986

  3. Chip@NASA says:

    @1 K2TB Troll,
    0/10 Too obvious. You need to be *MUCH* more subtle here to get bites.

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    Oh, poor, poor VetsToday. Short term memory loss. Not a good sign.

  5. Whitey_Wingnut says:

    All this did and the first comment do is made me laugh. Hahahaha, why go for that story and not the McGuire AFB alien story?

  6. ohio says:

    BC street? Oh my!!
    On the way to RVN, stopped at Kadena and were told to stay away. A quick schoche cab ride later, oh well that was 47 years ago.

  7. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    @4. Ka-nees’ statement would have been his first honest one if he had stopped after his first three words: “I don’t see.”

  8. Claymore says:

    I just hope those underwater UFOs don’t accidentally tip Guam over.

  9. Ex-PH2 says:

    I just want to know how Bets Toddy found out what I was doing?

  10. 509thBob says:

    Were the fish anally-probed before they were killed?

  11. royh says:

    “or you just took a picture from some other shit and just applied it willy nilly to an already bullshit story.”


  12. teddy996 says:

    That wasn’t from UFOs. Those dead fish were from Bush’s tsunami cannon, which, as we all know, caused the damage in Phuket.

  13. NHSparky says:

    Teddy–that wasn’t a tsunami. That was God’s money shot.

  14. Twist says:

    Does this mean I can tell you all about my space alien neighbor and his flying three-headed goldfish?

  15. USMCE8Ret says:

    @8 – If Guam were to tip over, that would likely cause the Marianas trench to peel open, exposing it to residual radiation left over from atomic bomb testing and whatever radiation may be eminating from the crashed UFO, spawning to life a previously dormant bipedaled mutant giant dinosaur (or Kaiju) that would reek havoc on the Japan mainland and Okinawa.

    The way I see it, dead fish are the least of their problems, folks.

  16. Twist says:

    This reminds me of the guy with the funny hair cut on the History Channel’s ancient aliens show.

  17. Just Plain Jason says:

    Sorry I try to stick to mainly dick and fart jokes. I can’t let people think I have an edumacation.

  18. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Wait, that site’s not parody?

  19. MAJMike says:

    Must’ve been using Eeeeevile Black Rifles with high capacity magazine clips filled with teflon-coated cop-killing armor-piercing tracer anti-personnel laser guided bullets.

    Either that or John Kerry farted in the pool.

  20. Just Plain Jason says:

    Gordo must have picked up a book by Icke and now is starting to work it into his craziness!

  21. B Woodman says:

    #20 JPJ,
    Would that be a book on ichthyology (the study of fish)?

  22. Just Plain Jason says:

    I was making a reference to limnology because I was referring to the study of rivers, lakes and streams. More of an ecosystem than just the fish.