Bad news people, UFOs are killing fish. LOTS OF FISH!
A man wades through the sea of dead fish caused by the chemicals oozing from the crashed UFO
OKINAWA, JAPAN- The very first troublesome sign of the UFO crash off the coast of Okinawa has finally arrived. Millions of dead fish, estimated at over fifty tons, have washed up along the shore of the Japanese island. Inothernewz.com snapped the above picture of an elderly man wading through the dead fish as they came onshore. Some of the dead fish showed signs of severe burns and bleeding through their eyes.
HOLY SHIT! UFOs are killing our fish!
Thank God Veterans Today is on the case! This is their number one story, with 12.5k readers!
Oh wait, yeah, this picture was posted back in 2007. Either the UFO is causing fish to die back in time, some rip in the Time/Space/Veterans Today fabric of the universe, or you just took a picture from some other shit and just applied it willy nilly to an already bullshit story.
And these are the guys who are allegedly ferreting out plots against the world? Yeah. They fell for an Onion piece, and laud it as if they were leading the charge.
BTW- for those curios, the translation on the original picture, from Slovakian oddly, reads:
A man collecting dead fish from the surface of Lake Tung-chu in Wuhan in China’s Hubei Province, have died as a result of contaminated water in combination with the hot weather the last few days. According to official figures, died around 30 tonnes of fish.