Steaming bowl of skeet for breakfast

| January 29, 2013

Apparently we’re not the only folks who doubt the president on his “do skeet shooting” comment the other day. CNN reports that Marsha Blackburn, (R-TN) has challenged the President to a skeet shooting match;

The Washington Times reports that press secretary Jay carney doesn’t want to be attached to this latest bullshit either;

After replying that he never saw a photo, Mr. Carney was quick to explain that when President Obama goes to Camp David, “he goes to spend time with his family and friends, not produce photographs.”

Yeah, that’s why we’re never inundated with scores of photos of every breath the President and his family takes while they’re on their countless vacations and golf outings.

If he doesn’t really shoot skeet, the president should just say so and stop trying to patronize gun owners. He’s not like us – he wasn’t raised the way we were, he hasn’t lived life the way we have, he should stop trying to pretend he’s one of us. He’s just another snobby elitist who can’t bring himself to our level and appear as if he’s clinging bitterly to his gun.

Category: Barack Obama/Joe Biden, Guns

Comments (22)

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  1. NHSparky says:

    Trust me, had he ever been shooting, they would have done a “See? He’s one of the good ‘ol boys!” photo ops as he prepares to basically ass-rape the Second Amendment given the chance.

    As I stated elsewhere, he and John Boy Kerry need to go get them one of them thar huntin licenses, and when asked by the clerk if they have a valid hunter safety card, the blank look on their faces will be absofrickenlutely priceless.

  2. NHSparky says:

    Better yet, ask him what kind of choke his gun had when he was shooting, and watch him stutter like the teleprompter went apeshit on him.

  3. Claymore says:

    “…some of my best friends are black.”

  4. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Okay, who bought his gun for him? Was it bought in D.C or Chicago? Was it a gift? If so, from whom?

  5. NR Pax says:

    Well, if the gun is at Camp David then it would be registered in Maryland. Not sure what the rules would be at that point.

  6. Ex-PH2 says:

    Are you sure that’s spelled ‘skeet’?

  7. WOTN says:

    I just caught something (maybe): Was the original quote “we do skeet shooting” up at Camp David?

    When I was a Private in the Army, “We had a war in Panama, another against Iraq, and we did patrols in the Fulda Gap.”

    While this true statement would lead the listener to believe that *I* was involved in each of these things, “we” is the Army, and did not include all members of it.

    I was in Iraq for Desert Storm, but they didn’t need me for Just Cause, and while I was on the border with East Germany and even passed through Checkpoints Alpha, Bravo, and Charlie, it wasn’t exactly a patrol, like Jonn did. But “we,” the Army sure did all those things.

    I also want to point out that Marsha Blackburn is a Tennessean, and a fine representative of our State. And while I don’t know her skeet scores, I’ll put my money on her in a match with the POTUS.

  8. Biermann says:

    Is it possible to shoot a shotgun gangsta style and hit a clay bird?

  9. SJ says:

    When Carney won’t touch something it has got to be really bad.

  10. Ex-PH2 says:

    I keep wondering about this ‘we’ thing.

    Does ‘we’ mean he has a mouse in his pocket?

  11. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    History of the World, Part II (I think).

    Mel Brooks: “Pull!”

    And another peasant is blown out of the sky.

  12. rb325th says:

    Almost every second of that mans life is documented by White House photographers… sure he shoots skeet. I am betting he does not even know which end of the gun to hold.
    On a side note, saw an awesome facebook meme photo of him claiming to shoot skeet, followed below by Dick Cheney inviting him to go hunting…. priceless.

  13. H1 says:

    Uniform of the day for the event.
    Mom jeans.

  14. OWB says:

    Must go with WOTN on this one. For a man who uses first person ALL the time, the use of anything else is most likely carefully calculated.

    Has anyone actually heard him claim to personally shoot skeet?

  15. H1 says:

    I can’t figure out why he threw that out there without supporting info unless the intent was to push back on inevitable blowback.
    “EVERYONE picks on me!”

  16. Ex-PH2 says:

    @15, da prez has something called Sapiential Deficit Disorder.

  17. Claymore says:

    Someone should remind Prezbo that playing Duck Hunt on the Wii doesn’t count as “doing skeet shooting”.

  18. A Proud Infidel says:

    Since when has B. Hussein Øbama ever had time to go to Camp David, let alone go skeet shooting in between all of his golf outings, vacations, and fundraisers as well as his junkets he travels to and fro aboard Air Force One at our expense?

  19. ohio says:

    Bath House Barry is a liar.

  20. David says:

    No doubt skeet-shooting with the Prez is where Joe Biden gathered his invaluable insights into self protection and why a double-barreled shotgun is a better all around defense weapon than one a them scary looking assault rifles.

  21. Anonymous says:

    If he’s such a shooter as he claims, he could always go hunting with Dick Cheney.

  22. Clem Dog says:

    Ask him how those “skeet” taste!