Attention monger’s seasons greetings

| January 29, 2013

I guess Steve Jordan is missing the attention we gave him last year. He sent us this Christmas card, but it’s postmarked January 25th – I’m a little disappointed that he didn’t send it sooner so it could rest with the others on my fireplace mantle;

Steve Jordan Christmas card

We’re not the only ones getting off-seasons greeting. ROS sent me this link this morning.

So, thanks, Steve, but you’re still a douche.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Phony soldiers

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  1. Just Plain Jason says:

    Still a fake beard… Not impresses. (Making the face)

  2. ROS says:

    At least you didn’t get the nude photos.

  3. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    He is now trying to make himself fun. It isn’t working. Poor SOB. No wonder he is credited as the first person ever to say, “It sucks to be me.”

  4. OWB says:

    Interesting. I feel so warm and fuzzy, just knowing that he remembered you, Jonn!

    PS Maybe it’s always been this way, but the comments following the enlarged pic are not the same as the comments over here on the main page. Oh, wait – we didn’t used to could make comments when we enlarged a pic/doc! Is it time to break out the tinfoil hats? So much for feeling all warm and fuzzy…

  5. Shot, Over says:

    One of my soldiers got one too…and to ROS: They couldn’t publish the inside of the card!

  6. USMCE8Ret says:

    Guy’s such a looser, even the fuggin’ background to his own picture is fake.

  7. Aunt Connie says:


  8. Anonymous says:

    This is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen. Regardless, nothing comes close to his picture of shooting an airsoft rifle at his mom’s house.

  9. Jonn Lilyea says:

    Thanks, Shot Over, I didn’t think to look at the inside or back until you mentioned it. Y’all should be sending me money for the eye surgery this will require.

  10. USMCE8Ret says:


  11. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Don’t do it, Jonn. Many will swear they won’t look but most will. For the love of Mike, Jonn, don’t do it!

  12. BUlldog1 says:

    Hey John, you to? I have gotten a lot of emails from fans who also got the cards showing steve in ALL HIS GLORY…lol

  13. Chip@NASA says:

    @ 9 Jonn & 121 BD.
    Front or back? And I don’t mean the card.
    /morbidly curious

  14. Chip@NASA says:

    I think, now that we all have his address and that he’s posted it on Face Book, we should all work to sign him up for catalogs, pamphlets, books, subscriptions etc. You know. the *GOOD* kind.

  15. Robot Wrangler says:

    I did a bit of google’ing and it seems that sending unsolicited nude photos might be a federal violation, all that jazz about state lines and the such. Also Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress is brought up a few times.

    I think someone should look into reporting old goat face and seeing to it that he gets a nice visit from a federal agent.

  16. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    @15. If he is sending unsolicited nude photos of himself, thars gold in them thar hills! Of course, collecting on a judgment could be tough with this guy. He doesn’t stike me as the sort of fellow who is awash in assets.

  17. Twist says:

    @14, If he was dumb enough to leave a return address I forsee some ghey magazine subscriptions in his future.

  18. Ex-PH2 says:

    Shall I sign him up for the Fredriks’ of Hollywood men’s catalog? I think they still carry GI camo g-strings.

  19. Loach says:

    I’m really doubting this is the original douchebag. Most likely it’s someone having some fun with his pics. Most of what went on after he was initially exposed was from others trolling with his pics.

  20. Chad says:

    @Chip, you’re assuming he doesn’t already receive those catalogs. I’m betting he does. Still, he could probably use some more.

  21. Jonn Lilyea says:

    Yeah, no, these pictures I have were really him. I don’t know where someone would have got these unless he has a perv account somewhere and we haven’t found them yet. These are originals. Trust me. I wouldn’t post these – I felt weird enough sending them to the TAH Legal Team. But, I think my post office would be interested in them. As long as I don’t have to show that one little hottie that works there.

  22. Robot Wrangler says:

    Figured that if you have kids around you could always spin it as “what if my son/daughter opened it up and saw this guys pecker, I’m outraged I tell ya.”

  23. lucky says:

    He’s still on facebook, and he is claiming to have gone to USAJFKSWCS!! Seriously!!! What a fart nugget! Oh, and he is wearing multicam and claiming 20 years of service too…

  24. Hondo says:

    Damn, Ex-PH2 – you do realize you just gave “Deliverance Stevie” here his next idea, don’t you?

  25. lucky says:

    His new ‘secret’ facebook is under the nom de guerre Vigel Dartania…

  26. Robot Wrangler says:

    I wouldnt piss on that guys teeth if his gums were on fire. Serious shitbag.

  27. lucky says:

    Hahahaha he is just an EDP from Jersey crying for attention, lets give the troll something to cry about!

  28. BK says:

    I can’t recall when it exactly it took place, but I bet that picture in BDUs he had on your original post was post 1990-something. I’m pretty sure that some 1990s revision of 670-1 made it unauthorized to sew foreign jump wings above the right pocket of BDUs. Our unit got our British and Thai between 1996 and 1998, and the only place we were authorized to wear them was on dress uniforms.
    It’s nitpicky given Mr. Jordan’s broad, super-absorbency pad appeal, but it’s just one of those little gives when the rest of the uniform looks relatively correct. That and the 8th Ranger battalion in New Jersey is one of those phantom WWII units, I suppose.

  29. Ex-PH2 says:

    Hondo, I looked at FoH’s website. They used to have a line of men’s undies, but no more.

    There are several that are exclusively men’s stuff. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

    I’m not sure that Vigel Dartania here is sane enough to have an idea of his own.

  30. NHSparky says:

    I guess I should consider myself blessed not to have him as a stalker.


  31. Anonymous says:

    This is NOT Steve Jordan doing all these actions and behind the Facebook page of “1SGP Snake Eyes Jordan”. Rumor has it, this page (below) was set up to piss Veterans (active, retired, and separated) to pursue and go after the REAL Steve Jordan. The REAL group behind this page is Adam Morehouse, Travis Morehouse, and Sharon Fuller as the ring leaders.

  32. Adam Morehouse says:

    Yes, Anonymous…I’m Steve Jordan because I post on his FB page sometimes. Eugene Finn much?


  33. Anonymous Too says:

    I heard the same thing about Adam and Travis Morehouse and Sharon Fuller. I guess they have nothing better to do in life other than be a drain on society.

  34. Anonymous Anonymous says:

    Yep, “Anonymous” and “Anonymous Too” – the Facebook community page with the main moderator – “1SGP Snake Eyes Jordan” is Adam Morehouse and Travis Morehouse.

    Sharon Fuller is “Remi Martin”.

    The rest of the many Facebook profiles (other supporters) on this page are also creators of yours truly – Travis and Adam Morehouse.

    Their main objective is to portray themselves to be “Steve Jordan” (the poser) – to instigate, demean, antagonize, threaten, and insult real Veterans. They do this so that they go after the real Steve Jordan to his house address (located in the banner photo on their page).

    Be careful if you comment on their page (indicated below) as they will steal your photos, and reuse them without your permission on their community page with “photoshopped” images/text added. These are all displayed so that the entire world can see all the contents of this community – thus, “public view”. This group is also notorious and known for harassing Veterans via “private messaging” and hack Facebook accounts.

    Here is the community page:

  35. Mustang says:

    So let me guess, 31-34 are all the same IP?

  36. Adam Morehouse says:

    32 & 34 are the same IP. Whoever runs this page can email me if they need to ask me questions.

    Anoymous = Craig Wentling. That’s not very hard to figure out.

  37. Adam Morehouse says:

    Opps. 32 and 36 and now 37.
    I’m me. Those guys can check it out.

  38. OWB says:

    Somebody get the popcorn. Here we go again. Some more.

  39. NHSparky says:


  40. ZeeRashan says:

    So this douchebag sent those cards to several veterans and one woman that called him out on this. We forwarded much of it towards USPS to investigate and some others sent it to their local police depaterments.

    Furthermore the idiot does not realize that using security clearance (100% highly unlikely) to send pornographic material to other people is grounds for the court martial. The fucktard also claimed on the Stolen Valor Steve’s Exiles page that “he used security clearance” and then deleted that comment after we told him we forwarded his cards to law enforcement agencies.

    Too late Stevie, you’re done goofed. The moderator was smart enough to take the photos of all of your statements before you deleted all of your comments. Now please have a great life as registered sex offender and being bubba’s favorite friend…. in federal prison. At least they’ll fix your ugly chops for free.

  41. walter says:

    that’s ok because i took a screenshot of it and will forward it to the appropriate authorities! he screwed the pooch bigtime!

    • Hondo says:

      Based on geolocation data, Anonymous (31) and Anonymous Anonymous (34) appear to be posting vom Mainz, Deutschland.

      Anonymous Too is posting from Cedar Rapids, IA.

      Morehouse is commenting from upstate NY.

      Not sure if there’s a connection between the three, but they don’t seem to be the same individual.

  42. walter says:

    in any case whether it be steve/and or others anybody associated with sending the cards will take a fall for it and fall hard they will!finally overstepped the bounds in alot of ways that will only end badly!

  43. andrew skibowski says:

    justICE is SERVED

  44. ZeeRashan says:

    So the Steve “Now fugitive Sex Offender” Jordan was the no show at the court for his hearing and probably either half way to Canadian border or hiding in someone’s basement, saying that he is on super secret mission in Mexico.