From our buddy, Scotty comes his latest phony, Elton Perry Hawley, he looks like he fell into a pile of medals at Ranger Joe’s doesn’t he? Well, haters, he did all of that in just eighteen months, according to the National Personnel Records Center;
Who leaves the Marines in the days after Desert Storm started, anyway. Folks were being involuntarily extended past their ETS dates and this ass monkey is getting out. How did that happen? In fact, I remember when we were in the port at al Jubail waiting for our Bradleys to arrive from Germany, there was a Marine manning an sandbagged Maw-duece outside of our warehouse barracks along the Persian Gulf and he said he was six months past his discharge date to stand that machine gun up.
But Hawley must be special because his discharge certificate was personally signed by GHW Bush. I think mine is signed by the Secretary of the Army. So, I’m guessing the discharge certificate is phony, too, because with 18 months of service, he probably didn’t get an honorable discharge. But, that’s just speculation based on personal experiences.