Elton Perry Hawley; Marine Master Sergeant in 18 months

| January 30, 2013 | 72 Comments

Perry hawley

From our buddy, Scotty comes his latest phony, Elton Perry Hawley, he looks like he fell into a pile of medals at Ranger Joe’s doesn’t he? Well, haters, he did all of that in just eighteen months, according to the National Personnel Records Center;

Perry Hawley FOIA

Who leaves the Marines in the days after Desert Storm started, anyway. Folks were being involuntarily extended past their ETS dates and this ass monkey is getting out. How did that happen? In fact, I remember when we were in the port at al Jubail waiting for our Bradleys to arrive from Germany, there was a Marine manning an sandbagged Maw-duece outside of our warehouse barracks along the Persian Gulf and he said he was six months past his discharge date to stand that machine gun up.

But Hawley must be special because his discharge certificate was personally signed by GHW Bush. I think mine is signed by the Secretary of the Army. So, I’m guessing the discharge certificate is phony, too, because with 18 months of service, he probably didn’t get an honorable discharge. But, that’s just speculation based on personal experiences.

Hawley Discharge cert.

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  1. A Proud Infidel says:

    Like Ron White said, “No matter what you try, YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID, stupid is forever!”. And POS POSERS like this schlub, Densomore, Soup Sandwich,….. are living proof of that!

  2. USMCE8Ret says:

    The top flight device he’s sporting is the Aerial Navigator Badge, followed by the Combat Aircrew Wings, and the USMC Reconnaissance badge.

  3. Mustang says:

    Looks like he’s pretty much scrubbed it.

  4. TopGoz says:

    Just to add a little, tiny bit of fuel to the fire: There is no VMFA-214, nor has there ever been. The Blacksheep (of Pappy Boyington fame) are presently VMA-214, flying AV-8B Harriers. Prior to the Harriers they were flying A-4 Skyhawks and would have been VMA-214 then as well. That would have dated way back into the ’70s or even ’60s.

  5. sorry USMCE8Ret but not really recon badge but navy/marine airborne wings. thank you for your service, just a recon cpl.

  6. oldfatvet says:

    we know this putz isn’t too bright but no EGA on his hat? what a joke.

  7. USMCE8Ret says:

    No need to apologize, Dave. I’ve just heard them referred to as something else.

  8. Green Thumb says:

    @43.

    Then this turd spent alot of money…

  9. Joe Williams says:

    Reaperman, the middle wings are Combat Enlisted Air Crew wings. The three bronze stars makes combat wings,no stars in the scroll and they are plain Enlisted Air Crew wings. Also is it legal to wear more than one set of wings at a time? Joe

  10. Hack Stone says:

    Is it legal to wear more than one set of wings at a time? You’ll have to ask the Supreme Court that one.

  11. Green Thumb says:

    Scumbag.

  12. Bringer of Rain says:

    I like how he was a DI in 3rd Bn Hotel Co… If you are going to lie, at least have the common courtesy to lie right…

  13. Green Thumb says:

    @61.

    Question is: Can he beat SGM Burch?

    Only wings missing on this turd are below his (her) waistline.

    Turd.

  14. Instinct says:

    Maybe we should ship his ass off to Paris Island and he can actually earn all the crap he is wearing.

    Also, I have yet to see a NFO (Naval Flight Officer) who was enlisted.

  15. EagleII says:

    He didn’t read the right books …. watch the right movies..

    Lest one forgets

  16. Rich says:

    If anyone would like to drop him a little love note on this Memorial Day, his Facebook page is:

    https://www.facebook.com/perry.hawley.77

  17. Mustang2LT says:

    Not to pile onto a dead thread, but I just wanted to point out that this dirtbag is claiming VMFA-214 (see post 41)! Really, he was in the “Black Sheep Squadron”? Man, Pappy Boyington must be rolling over in his grave! On top of that, the Black Sheep has never operated F/A-18′s, they have operated the Harrier since 1989 and the A-4 Skyhawk from 1962-1989. Someone needs to throat punch this fucker for disrespecting one of the greatest Marine Corps aviators of all time by this kind of asshattery!

  18. Pineywoods NCO says:

    I got a new one for all of you about this dimwit.

    If I am not mistaken, is that an Army Commendation medal closest to his heart???

  19. NHSparky says:

    @70–nope, that’s a Navy/Marine Corps Commendation Medal.

    No white stripes in the middle of it, other than that it looks very similar.

    Bottom line, this guy is a douchetool and a half. Looking at his Page 5 it looks like he came in as an E-3 (AN) and left as an E-2 (AA). That takes a special kind of fucknuttery right there.

  20. Ex-PH2 says:

    I keep getting the urge to squirt ketchup or mustard or both on these people. Such a waste of skin, he is.

  21. DevilChief says:

    @33 — I was recalled from the IRR during Desert Storm and I was a 7011 (winger)–most of my contemporaries who were out got recalled. Just an FYI

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