Phillip Mark Thompson; Army SEAL
Our buddy, Don Shipley, sends us the stuff that this monkeyboy is using to attract women to his godlike visage. Phillip Mark Thompson, currently of Albemarle, NC claims to be a SEAL (BUD/S class 239) as well as the recipient of 2 Silver Stars, 5 Purple Hearts, 3 Bronze Stars, oh, hell, here you read;
It makes you wonder why we have all of those troops in Afghanistan when all we need is Phillip. Also notice that he went back to Iraq when none of our troops were there. Scary! I’m guessing that he put on all of that weight from recovering from the injuries he got earning those five Purple Hearts;
“Yea I have been shot 2x in the back, 1 in shoulder, 1 in chest, 1 in neck and had my thumb shot off. The docs were able to reconstruct my thumb so I have it. I have alot of high awards for valor and heroism but I would give all of them back to have some guys on my team back. As Special Forces Operators, we have a brotherhood and we have each others backs thru thick and thin..”
I don’t think “athletic body type” means what he thinks it means;
The stories he tells the ladies are pretty extensive – but then you can see from his deployment records that he’s been everywhere and what good is that if it can’t get you some trim. He claims that he was working with the team that “caught” bin Laden. If by “caught” you mean shot him in the face. And, according to his phony records, he was in Iraq at the time. Busy guy.
And, oh, by the way, he was a cop until he got caught cracking a safe. For frosting, the army.mil email address he’s using actually belongs to a DA civilian. So if the real Phillip Thompson at that email address finds this, I have the particulars that you’ll need for CID to find him.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:32 pm
Doesn’t SF have a different designation for the medic Q? I don’t remember the MOS but I swear I think 18 Delta…just sayin’
January 30th, 2013 at 8:33 pm
Sorry that was me….
January 30th, 2013 at 8:34 pm
Using someone else’s AKO address? Hmmm. If he’s actually logging into that account and using it without being the owner, he may have just bought himself a world of trouble. Good chance that’s a violation of the Computer Crimes Act. Uncle Sam usually takes a dim view of that.
If you need any help in getting this into the correct channels with AKO, Jonn, let me know. I may still be able to find contact info for the correct folks to speak with about that.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:35 pm
And he earned his Master’s during his slack time? I’m impressed. Not…
January 30th, 2013 at 8:38 pm
@1,2: correct. 18D is SF Medic. This tool apparently can’t even get that much right on his fake docs.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:39 pm
That’s an industrial-strength type of stupid this jackwagon is guzzling.
I hope he gets some special one-on-one counseling from his soon-to-be new friends at Hotel Leavenworth.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:48 pm
Geebus f**k!!! I can’t even comment beyond that.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:52 pm
awards for GRANADE and REDINESS. Definitely high speed low drag
January 30th, 2013 at 8:54 pm
Gee whiz, JL! Scared me to pieces with that stuff!
January 30th, 2013 at 8:55 pm
No, see, “combat rediness” is what happens when you spend 8 years in combat consecutively. Your skin turns red – but see only us combat veternans noh thet.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:59 pm
Wow…Expert Grenade? Maybe only the secret squirrel types get that one. All he needs now is his HANO Jump Wings.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:00 pm
Is he on the Michael Moore diet plan?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:01 pm
Will someone please give me the definition for an “expert grenade”?
I think I know what an “expert Grenadier” is, but an “expert grenade” escapes me.
Thanks!!!!
January 30th, 2013 at 9:02 pm
Guess he is the hospital because someone already caught up to him?
Turd.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:03 pm
Well, if it’s any consolation, he’s going to pull hook that tee shot.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:03 pm
Wow. Expert rifle pistol granade. And all at the same time I bet. That should get the babes.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:05 pm
@13.
It’s the caliber (and quality) of Infantryman that drop a solid duece pucket from the seventh floor, over the railing, after a 12 pack and multiple shots and hit a moving pedestrain target on the street below.
Or so I heard…
Enough said.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:14 pm
I don’t think there is an Ambar province or Jalalbad in Afghanistan…
Maybe they spell things different in the Army’s Naval special forces.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:15 pm
@17 – Thank you, GT. I thought it might have some connection to water balloons, ketchup and Margarita mix in a blender with ice cubes and no top to it.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:17 pm
Dayum, where is his Facebook page. I want to talk to his friends and find out his secret formula for all that greatness.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:26 pm
And, he spent time in Ramadi and Rutba, Iraq in 2012? Bet he’s so secret squirrel that no one knew where he was.
@#18, yeah, I don’t think there’s a Takrit, Iraq, either.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:27 pm
Do you guys realize he’s holding two separate Special Farces Sergeant titles? Medic AND Weapons!
I’m….well, dazed by it all.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:33 pm
@ 17: Thumb? Wouldn’t it depend on whether or not he used A: plum bob or B: Laser sights? lol.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:37 pm
For starters, this is how I’d like to start a conversation with this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJoeGvn6MAY
January 30th, 2013 at 9:37 pm
I’m sure it was all that KBR chow he ate. Or, maybe he ate a few seals.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:38 pm
@23.
Kentucky windage.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:41 pm
He was really a cop? sheesh
January 30th, 2013 at 9:54 pm
And cracked a safe. Must’ve had Twinkies in it.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:05 pm
I’m not sure but I think one of these is a Grenadier.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=grenadier&id=17E5E05C02D9AE70FB94E20661CF67C85606B9A5&FORM=IQFRBA#view=detail&id=128878C3E81ABC62F45441F350E1CB7ABCC1CD5C&selectedIndex=6
January 30th, 2013 at 10:07 pm
yep, Army SEAL. He is as big as one.
But, it never ceases to amaze me that the level of douchebaggery that some individuals go through to perpetuate their lies and deceit.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:23 pm
Heh. Nice mugshot.
http://thesnaponline.com/archive/x1225457044
January 30th, 2013 at 10:47 pm
5 Bronze Stars, 2 CIBs, a CAB! Yet 2 OSRs and 2 NDSMs? There aren’t even 6 phases to the Afghan Campaign, and there were only 7 to the Iraq Campaign, but he was so high-speed he got an extra one! But where’s the love for the Ranger tab? I guess he left it off because it was so pedestrian, just like that pile of AAMs he kept on his desk like a bowl of candy.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:22 pm
@18,JJAK, yeah, Jalalabad exists, it’s on the Afghan/Pakistani border (a hot piece of turf during my tour). It was down Route Violet and through the Khyber Pass (an ambusher’s dream come true) coming from our camp. Anbar Province? The name rings a bell, but I can’t remember where, I finished that tour in ’06. That boy has the physique of the Pillsbury Doughboy, I’ll bet a bottle of good Bourbon that he’s never met a doughnut he didn’t like!!
January 30th, 2013 at 11:43 pm
Friends, please! He’s an 18 series weapons sergeant AND medic, don’t you see? He’s two people in one!
He’s literally two people. In one body.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:47 pm
Looks like this “seal” ate the entire school of fish. Arf! Arf!
January 30th, 2013 at 11:48 pm
@33 – Jalalabad is real, yes.
But he was in Jalalbad. Different place altogether. Exists mostly in the space between electron shells.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:49 pm
Maybe someone can use this lardass’s butt to “seal” a crack in the Hoover Dam.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:55 pm
Look, just because you guys can’t read a map, you shouldn’t blame it on this badass.
Jalalbad, Ambar Provence, and Takrit…are all in Makeshitupistan.
Yes, Makeshitupistan…where the REAL action happens. Where we have Army SEALs, where you can go through ANY school in a matter of days and make senior enlisted pay grades in a matter of months. Of course, nobody knows about this war in this country because it’s secret squirrel type stuff and all records are classified. Don’t be mad that you weren’t high speed enough to deploy there, just be glad we have rough men like these keeping us safe.
January 31st, 2013 at 12:20 am
You Army fuckers have a rifle/pistol that fires GRENADES??? F-ing SWEET!!
January 31st, 2013 at 12:34 am
any leagle eagles around? the crime of “safe cracking” doesn’t always mean someone actually broke into a safe, right? anyhoo, whiskey tango foxtrot, this one is over the top. awarded himself everything under the sun and then some. Let’s see, corrupt cop, military faker, anyone want to take a stab at a psych eval of this guy? delusions of grandure maybe?
January 31st, 2013 at 12:35 am
Also looking at the turdball’s “records” he also claims a DSC.
He just went full ri-tard.
Seal? More like a beached whale.
January 31st, 2013 at 2:14 am
#39 it’s the secret prototype Bolter, think Gyrojet pistol on crack or something.
So is it bad that after I saw that picture, my first two thoughts were Navy ORCA maybe and, “Ray when someone asks if you’re a god.”?
I totally buy the 5 Purple Hearts though, a target that big, he makes enemy marksmanship easy. (Please don’t make me put sarc tags)
January 31st, 2013 at 3:22 am
#40 – delusions of adequacy.
42 – I’m sure if he got shot the layers of lard would keep the bullet from hitting anything vital.
January 31st, 2013 at 3:56 am
Here’s a Stolen Valor case: http://tonyalfidi.wix.com/roninreport Please publicize it and sign the White House petition.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:19 am
@33 – Anbar (also, Al Anbar) province is in the western region of Iraq. Just another Iraqi sh-thole… where the cities of Fallujah and Ramadi are.
January 31st, 2013 at 10:10 am
I know that the Anbar province was no fun in 2005.
As far as being a SEAL goes, it would be more believable if he said walrus.
January 31st, 2013 at 10:10 am
Where can we pick up a few of those “Rifle Pistol Granade”… sounds awesome; I haven’t heard about this new technology, but I WANT ONE!!
Lthrnck out.
January 31st, 2013 at 10:12 am
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January 31st, 2013 at 10:23 am
That dude is so fat I bet his cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
January 31st, 2013 at 10:33 am
http://thesnaponline.com/engagements/x155312109/Thomas-Thompson
Looks like he was engaged to be married, prolly while on leave from Ramadi or Jalabad if I am correlating the dates correctly.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:05 am
How come it’s always the potato boys who make these claims?
I’ve never seen a special forces operator who looked like a poster boy for weight watchers…but a lot of these posers are fat turds with double/triple chins….if your head looks like a sack of rice that’s been dropped twelve feet, maybe your lies should involve being a food delivery man instead of a death dealing high speed low drag killer…
Not even the movies would put Horatio Sanz in the Jason Bourne role…
January 31st, 2013 at 11:13 am
@50 – the former fiancee is fat too. Maybe that’s why she couldn’t figure out that there are no operators with 12 chins.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:35 am
Jeebus, if that wedding had gone ahead, the bride and groom would have blotted out the sun. Small countries would have experienced life-ending drought.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:42 am
@53, They would have needed three wedding cakes. One for the bride, one for the groom, and one for the rest of the guests.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:47 am
That guy is an operator that operated operationally. A true one man wrecking crew. The fact that there are gullible women and men that would fall for that is sad. God Bless Don Shipley. He makes me spit out my coffee regularly.
January 31st, 2013 at 12:16 pm
@55, DITTO, after I saw some of Chief Shipley’s videos on YouTube, I started searching for more info on Stolen Valor, and I’m a helluva lot more skeptical now whenever I see someone wearing anything Military, hats, pins, shirts, etc.
As for this assclown, I picture him as someone who would get on the radio and say “HEY, Y’ALL SEN’ME SOME MORE DOUGHNUTS, HEAR? 10-4 ROGER WILCO, OVER AN’OUT!!” The only entity that needs to fear him is the Dunkin Donuts truck!!
January 31st, 2013 at 12:40 pm
How old is this dipship? he was more than likely some booted ARNG that could not even make it past the army surplus store. (no offence intended to the National Guard folks)
January 31st, 2013 at 1:01 pm
None taken, looking at that loser reminds me of a dirtbag we recently got rid of in my unit!
January 31st, 2013 at 2:13 pm
Genius has it’s limits…stupidity has none…obviously.
Maybe with this guys ‘extensive’ knowledge of weapons and his vast experience, they could get him to author the future gun ban bills, because he fits right in with that group.
http://aroundotown.blogspot.com/2013/01/initially-gun-grabber-mccarthy-didnt.html
February 1st, 2013 at 4:11 am
So none of it is true about him? WOW… Guess I am one of those girls that got his extensive story. So sad that he is lying. How did it get discovered by Don Shipley?? Curious on how you can discover the true on guys regarding lies like this.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:59 am
Don Shipley is a retired Navy SEAL Senior Chief and manages a database of everyone that’s ever completed BUD/S. It’s fairly easy, if you’re not on the list, you’re full of shit. I’m sure it didn’t take long for him to figure it out, especially with this dumbass and his manufactured DD 214, and FOIA requests. Besides, this guy looks more like a Navy WALRUS.
February 1st, 2013 at 5:15 am
i’m just glad this putz has 2 national defense ribbons.i’d be a tad concerned if this POS only had 1. damn!!!
February 1st, 2013 at 7:00 am
ThatGirl, there are a few ways to verify claims like the ones this tool made:
1. File a FOIA request about the individual. The National Personnel Records Center, 1 Archives Drive, St Louis, MO 63138, has records management responsibility for all veteran’s military records. A surprising amount of info can be released without the individual’s consent – including assignments, units, military schools, final rank, and decorations. If something isn’t in an individual’s records – it’s not official. You need enough info to uniquely ID the individual in question. Full name (first/middle/last), DOB or SSN/Service Number, and branch of service generally is enough for a “hit” if the person actually served.
One caveat: this will only give you info regarding veterans (retirees or discharged). You can’t use this method to get info about those who are still serving members of the military (e.g., Reserve/National Guard/active duty).
2. Consult various unofficial but highly reliable sources. For SEAL claims, Don Shipley’s one the best out there – his accuracy is on par with the official FOIA process regarding who is and is not a seal. POW claims for Vietnam can be verified through lists maintained by DoD – if the individual isn’t on the list, he/she (there were a few female civilians taken POW in Vietnam), he/she ain’t a Vietnam POW.
3. Personal experience. Anyone who made SGT or above can look at this tool’s PQR above and tell he’s full of shit. Spelling errors, improper abbreviations, and assignments to places at a time when the US didn’t conduct operations at that location are huge red flags – those kinds of errors almost never exist on official documents of this type. The one above appears to have been prepared by an unusually dense moron being advised by a spider monkey.
4. Final warning: be very careful about accepting documentation directly from the individual as “proof” unless you know exactly what “right looks like”. Way too many folks out there come up with passable but fake documents that can fool the unwary – and sometimes can fool those who know better.
It’s sad you can’t trust folks about issues like this. But as this site shows, there are literally thousands of assholes like this tool out there who wrongfully claim to have done what others actually did – or who simply Make Shit Up (MSU).
February 1st, 2013 at 7:53 am
Maybe someone can settle a little dispute here. I think this is a good place for feedback…Me(a retired chief) and my buddy (a retired senior chief)had a discussion on this ass clown. I say there are no service members from other branches (including coast guard) that are active navy SEALs. He’s saying this isn’t true. He’s met a coastie that was with the teams. To me, seems like there would be NO reason to send any other branch through BUDS as they already have their own special forces. True, members from other branches have come into the Navy and went to BUDS. I totally get that.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:45 am
I wish I could buy a bunch of fake awards and trade them all in for some of my buddies back too.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:14 am
I heard they were allowing Coasties to attend BUD/S for a short period of time, never really pursued it any further than that though.
February 1st, 2013 at 11:30 am
ME:So Doug Heffernan, how do you feel about being wounded 5 times?
DOUG: You know, “I don’t take life so seriously”.
ME: Yeah, seems I hear that alot on this website.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:23 pm
I’m surprised he did ‘t try to tell everyone about the secret missions he did in Paprika!
February 1st, 2013 at 1:31 pm
That’s Paprikaland! Paprikaland! It’s right next to Smelliastan.
February 4th, 2013 at 10:43 am
LMAO @ AMbar.. Dumbass could at least use spellcheck
April 7th, 2013 at 6:18 pm
A very weak, fat individual.
Lard ass indedd.
Turd.
May 8th, 2013 at 6:40 am
Gear him up and drop him on Afghanistan.
Can’t let all that talent go to waste. He may actually come out hard!
May 12th, 2013 at 10:26 pm
Sandbag.
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