Preston sends us a link from Fox News announcing that Matthew Farmer has admitted that he lied on the American Idol program where he’s tried to tell everyone that he had been injured in Iraq by something other than the substances he’d abused;
In a rambling statement to the website Guardianofvalor.com, Farmer apologized for claiming he had suffered a traumatic brain injury after being injured in an IED explosion in Iraq.
“It was ALL lies,” Farmer wrote. “I in fact HAVE lied since a younger age and had a problem with it. I am coming out and making a statement (even though I was instructed not to) because I DO want to come clean.”
No, you don’t REALLY want to come clean, Tim, you just want it to look like you DO. If you wanted to come clean, you wouldn’t have told the lies in the first place. What he’s really trying to say is that he’s sorry he was caught. Who knew that someone who knows the truth would watch the show and start rolling that snowball down the hill? Dingus.